Original subtitles

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

[CHIRPING]

[LAUGHING]

[THUNDER]

[CRASHING]

[SHATTER]

[PANTING]

WHEW!

AAH!

[SNAPS FINGERS]

AAH!

AAH!

[PANTING]

WHEW! HMM?

HUH?

AH!

[GASPS]

[JERRY WHISTLES]

HI!

[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS]

AAH!

[JERRY GIGGLING]

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING CONTINUES]

[JERRY STOPS LAUGHING]

WHEW!

AAH!

[CLEARS THROAT]

OK, HERE GOES NOTHING.

"MAGIC SPELL POTION NUMBER 1647-A...

"WART FROM A BULLFROG...

"ONE STICK OF BUTTA...

MILK FROM A COW THAT LIVES IN CALCUTTA."

OK, LOOKS LIKE THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD ONE.

1...2...

2 1/2...

[BULLFROG CROAKS] 3!

WHAT THE--

WHAT HAPPENED?!

MY MAGIC POTION POOPED OUT?

HUH. THIS MILK IS FROM THE MARKET.

LET'S SEE.

OH, DEAR.

"ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY NO SUBSTITUTIONS."

[YELLS]

Wizard: ONE MORE TIME.

DARN! LOOKS LIKE THERE REALLY IS NO SUBSTITUTE.

OLD CHIP'S GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY.

[LAUGHING]

[IMITATING ENGINE SOUNDS]

[ENGINE STARTS]

HUH?!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

TOM! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!

CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE?!

AAH!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER.

I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU,

MORE IMPORTANT THAN CHASING THAT MOUSE.

I GOTTA JET OVER TO CALCUTTA AND MILK A COW.

WHILE I'M GONE,

I NEED YOU TO GUARD THIS RING.

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT NOTHING HAPPEN

TO THIS RING.

UNDERSTAND?!

IF YOU DO A GOOD JOB,

I'LL REWARD YOU WITH THE BIGGEST, JUICIEST,

MOST DELICIOUS SALMON YOU EVER HAD.

[SLURP]

BUT SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO THAT RING,

THERE'LL BE ONE LESS KITTY

TO CLEAN UP AFTER AROUND HERE.

[GASPS]

AAH!

SO, TOM, THINK YOU COULD HANDLE IT?

GOOD BOY.

CALCUTTA, HERE I COME!

[ENGINE REVS]

AAH!

WHOO-HOO! HEE HEE!

[NERVOUS LAUGHING]

AAH!

AAH!

WHEW.

MMM.

AHH.

[DEEP BREATH]

WHOO!

HUH?

OH!

AHH. AHH!

AHH. HA HA HA!

[GULP]

AAH!

HUH?

HEE HEE HEE...

AAH!

WOO-WOO-WOO.

BBBRRRBB.

[GRUNTING]

AAH!

OOH! AAH!

PFFFFTT!

PFF...FFF...

[GASPS]

[GULPS]

[WHIMPERING]

AAH!

[RIBBIT]

[CROAKS]

[LAUGHING]

AAH!

[SCREAMING]

[BREATHING HARD]

[WHEEZING]

AHA!

OOF! UHH!

HUH?

AH!

HUH? UHH!

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

OOF!

NO, NO, NO, NO.

[SCREAMING]

NO, NO, NO, NO.

[SCREAMING]

NO, NO, NO, NO.

AAH! OH!

NO, NO, NO, NO.

[SIGHS]

HUH?!

HMM...

[GASPS]

OH!

AHA!

[GASPS]

[PANTING]

[DOOR OPENING]

A WHOLE MORNING OF GETTING STUCK RINGS OFF PEOPLE--

WEDDING RINGS, TOE RINGS, NOSE RINGS!

I'M GONNA HAVE LUNCH AND GET MY MIND OFF MY WORK.

I KNOW JUST WHAT TO EAT... ONION RINGS!

[TINKLING]

AH!

[CHUCKLING]

[YELPING]

OH!

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLING]

[GRUNTING]

HMM. AH!

HUH?

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

AAH!

[WHIMPERING]

WHEW!

[CHUCKLING]

[GASPS]

HA!

[RUNNING FOOTSTEPS]

HA!

[GROANING]

[CUCKOO]

[GASPS]

[CRASHING] HUH?

[SCREAMING]

WHAT THE--

A GRAY PUSSY CAT?!

WHY, UH, WHO LET YOU IN?

YOU SURE MADE A MESS CORNERING SOMETHING.

WHAT IS IT?!

A MOUSE WITH A RING ON ITS HEAD?!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER.

YOU STUPID--

[CRASHING]

[TOM YOWLING]

YOU WRECKED MY SHOP!

YEOW-ER-UH--

BUT SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO THAT RING,

THERE'LL BE ONE LESS KITTY

TO CLEAN UP AFTER AROUND HERE.

[PANTING]

WHEW!

Voice: WELCOME TO PSYCHIC DROOPY'S HOUSE OF FUN.

HE SEES ALL, HE KNOWS ALL, AND FOR A PRICE,

HE TELLS ALL.

AND LUCKY FOR YOU, HE SPECIALIZES IN MICE.

WHY, I'LL BE A MONKEY'S UNCLE--

HIS AUNT AND COUSIN, TOO.

GET A LOAD OF THAT ROCK!

I'VE GOT TO HAVE THAT FOR MESELF!

OHH...

COME ON IN, LITTLE FELLA.

YOU'LL HAVE TO BE REMOVIN'

THIS HAT OF YOURS BEFORE SEEIN'

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL, ALL-KNOWIN' DROOPY.

THAT THING'S STUCK ON YOUR HEAD, IS IT?

WELL, SHUT MY MOUTH AND CALL ME LASSIE!

LET'S SEE IF I CAN HELP YA OUT, LAD.

[WRENCHING SOUNDS]

[GRUNTING]

ALMOST HAVE IT...

OK...OK...

I'VE GOT IT NOW!

[STRETCHING SOUND]

THAT THING'S STUCK TIGHTER THAN GREEN ON A SHAMROCK!

AHH!

[WRENCHING SOUNDS]

[GRUNTING]

HUH?

AAH!

Voice: HELLO, JOE.

I'M PSYCHIC DROOPY.

I SEE ALL, KNOW ALL, AND TELL ALL.

I SHALL NOW PREDICT YOUR FUTURE.

THE CRYSTAL BALL TELLS ME

THAT YOU WILL BECOME

A SUCCESSFUL SUMO WRESTLER.

WELL, YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE CRYSTAL BALL.

AH!

UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

Psychic Droopy: OH, NO!

MY PSYCHIC POWERS TELL ME

YOU'RE IN GREAT DANGER.

JUST HOLD STILL, LITTLE ONE.

THIS WON'T HURT A WEE BIT.

HEE HEE HEE.

[LONG WHIMPER]

AH, THIS HURTS ME MORE THAN IT DOES THE RING--

I MEAN YOU.

[DING]

FORTUNE TELLER UNION SAYS

15-MINUTE COFFEE BREAK.

EXCUSE ME.

HEY!

HUH?

PFFBBT!

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DONE IT, BUT...

[SNAP]

GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!

HELLO, JOE. I'M PSYCHIC DROOPY.

I SEE ALL, KNOW ALL,

AND TELL ALL...

FOR A PRICE.

SURE, AND ME HOROSCOPE

SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN TODAY!

WHOA-OH!

WHEW.

[RUSTLING]

[GASPS]

WELL, WHADDAYA KNOW?

JUST WHAT EVERY CAT WANTS...

BREAKFAST IN BED.

PAST THE TEETH, OVER THE GUMS...

LOOK OUT, STOMACH, HERE IT COMES.

[CLANG]

[MUTTERING]

HMPH!

[GASPS]

AAH!

[WHIMPERING]

[BIRDS TWEETING]

DOHH!

BRRRBBB!

[TWEETING]

[GASPS]

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

SURE, AND I THOUGHT THAT CURSED MAGIC CURSE

WOULD NEVER GO AND WEAR OFF, CURSE IT!

UNHAND THAT MOUSE WITH MY RING!

HA!

OUT OF ME WAY!

RIGHT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS.

BEGORRA!

[GASPS]

AAH!

RIGHT TO ME!

[CLAMORING]

AAH!

OH...

SO, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?

WHY, YOU... WHY, YOU...

OHH...

HUH?

[GASPS]

OHH...

COME BACK HERE WITH ME MEAL TICKET!

AND COME BACK HERE WITH MY MEAL!

OH, NO, YA DON'T! STOP IT! RIGHT THERE!

THAT--STOP!

THAT'S FAR ENOUGH!

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN'?

I WON'T LET THE LIKES OF YOU GET AWAY!

[DOG YELLING]

Cat: COME BACK HERE. THAT'S MY BREAKFAST.

Cat: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

[ALL YELLING]

WHERE--

HEY! HEY!

COME BACK HERE!

WHY, YOU! I OUGHTA...

[VOICES IN DISTANCE]

AH-AH-AH-AAAAH!

[GASPS]

OH, IT'S SO SAD WHEN PEOPLE

LEAVE YOU LITTLE UNWANTED FELLAS

AT MY DOORSTEP.

OH, DON'T WORRY. I'LL FIND YOU HOMES.

[ANIMALS CALLING]

THERE YOU GO, MR. PUSSYCAT.

YOU PLAY NICE WITH THE OTHER LITTLE KITTY.

[GROANS] OH...

LOOK, SON. WE GOT COMPANY.

[GULP]

Dad Dog: LET'S GIVE HIM A PROPER DOG-TO-CAT WELCOME!

MRRROW!

[SPITTING, HISSING]

I DON'T KNOW HOW EASY IT'LL BE TO FIND YOU A HOME

WITH THAT BIG BUMP ON YOUR HEAD,

BUT YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ALL YOUR NEW FRIENDS.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, NIBBLES?

CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

AAH!

HA HA HA. YEAH, CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?

AAH!

HEY, JOE, STRAIGHTEN UP.

I THINK SOMEONE'S COMIN' TO ADOPT US.

OK, FREDDIE. OK.

HERE'S A NEW FRIEND FOR YOU, SWEETIE PIE.

WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

Joey: HEY, FREDDIE, LOOK!

HE'S WEARIN' A CROWN ON HIS HEAD!

SO HE IS, JOEY.

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A ROYAL MOUSE IN THE HOUSE.

HEE HEE HEE.

RELAX, YOUR HIGHNESS. WE'LL GET BACK TO YOUSE

AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE TALKIN'

TO OUR BUDDY NIBBLES OVER HERE.

HA HA. YEAH. TALKIN'.

MAKE A BREAK FOR IT, KING!

SAVE YOURSELF!

[SNAP]

NN-NN-NN!

HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

GRR!GRR!

THIS'LL BE A LEAD PIPE CINCH.

I MEAN, WE GOT TWICE HIS HORSEPOWER.

Freddie: WE'RE GAIN' ON HIM!

Joey: HA HA! YEAH, GAININ'!

BIG CAGE, ISN'T IT?

TOY CARS OUGHTA HAVE AIR BAGS.

YEAH, AIR BAGS.

TIME TO DO SOME BODYWORK.

READY?

[GASPS]

[PUNCHING, SOCKING]

NOW, YOU STAY PUT. WE'LL GET RIGHT BACK TO YA.

HA HA HA. STAY PUT, HE SAYS.

HA HA HA HA. YOU CRACK ME UP, FREDDIE.

YOU CRACK ME UP!

NOW, WHERE WAS WE?

[SLURP]

WHOA-OA-OA!

OH, BOY!

[GIGGLING, SLURPING]

I GUESS THIS MAKES ME THE BIG CHEESE NOW,

HUH, FREDDIE?

SHUT UP AND RUN, JOEY!

[GIGGLING]

[MOANING]

AHFFBBBTTT.

RRRBBBRRAAH.

MOM!

I WANT THE LITTLE MOUSE WITH THE CROWN ON HIS HEAD!

I WANT HIM, I WANT HIM, I WANT HIM!

WHATEVER YOU WANT, SWEETHEART.

WE'LL TAKE THE CUTE LITTLE MOUSE

IN THE CAGE, PLEASE.

HERE YOU GO.

TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.

OH!

I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM!

VRRRRM!

HMM?

[AIRPLANE SOUNDS]

WAAAH!

HUH?

HUH? THAT MUST NEED BATTERIES.

VRRRRMMM!

HA!

[SNAP]

RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!

ARF ARF ARF ARF!

NOW, JUNIOR,

I DON'T WANT THIS MOUSE

TO END UP LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.

[AIRPLANE SOUNDS]

AAH!

[BIG INHALE]

[WHISTLES]

HEY!

WAAAH! WAAAAH!

WAAAAH!

THAT KITTY STOLE MY MOUSE!

[GASPS]

OFFICER!

OFFICER!

OFFICER!

THAT CAT JUST STOLE MY SON'S NEW MOUSE

RIGHT OUT OF HIS HANDS!

OH, HE DID, DID HE?

[INHALE]

[TWEEEET]

[SIRENS]

WHEW!

AAH!

HEY!

YEAH!

AAH!

ARF ARF ARF ARF!

HA HA HA. THAT'S MY BOY.

[GASPS]

SON, SPEAK TO ME!

ARE YA ALL RIGHT?

GOOD AS NEW.

ARF ARF ARF ARF!

COME ON, SON. LET'S GO TEACH THAT CAT A LESSON.

ARF ARF ARF ARF!

RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF!

[SIRENS]

RUFF RUFF RUFF!

ARF ARF ARF ARF!

[YELLING]

[SIRENS]

GRRR!

AAH!

[INHALES]

WHEW!

AAH!AAH!

HELLO, JOES.

AAH! AAH!

[GROUP APPROACHES]

[YELLING, BARKING, POLICE SIRENS]

WHEW! WHEW!

HA HA HA...

[WHISTLES]

AAH!

THERE HE IS! [CLAMORING]

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

GRAB THAT MOUSE!

[GROUPNEARS]

HEE HEE HEE HEE.

AAH!

AAH!

[GROANING]

AAH!

WHEW!

HUH?

HA HA HA!

HEY!

HA HA HA HA HA!

AH!

HEE HEE HEE!

AAH!

OH-HA-HA!

AH-HA-OOH!

OH-HA-HA-OOH! [THUD]

AH-AH-AH-OH! [CRASH]

HEE HEE HEE!

[BING-A-BANG-A-BANG-A-BING]

OOF!

AH!

[WHIMPERS]

[GRUNTS]

Wizard: TOM!

I'M HOME!

TOM!

ARE YOU DOWN HERE?

OH, THERE YA ARE.

I'M SURE YOU TOOK VERY GOOD CARE

OF MY RING WHILE I WAS GONE, DIDN'T YOU?

WELL, WHERE'S THE RING?

[GULP]

AH!

JUST AS I REMEMBERED IT.

GOOD JOB, BOY.

I'LL GO GET THAT BIG, JUICY SALMON FOR YA.

THAT'S OK, BOY.

YOU CAN LET GO OF IT NOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO?

COME ON.

WHAT'S MY MAGIC RING DOING ON YOUR FINGER?

[STAMMERS]

WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU,

WERE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY RING?

WHY, YOU MISERABLE, UNGRATEFUL CAT!

TAKE THAT!

AAH...OW...

OOH HOO!

AND THAT!

OW!

AND THESE!

HOW ABOUT THAT?!

YOW-OW!

OW-HA-HA!

OW-HA-HA!

OW-HA-HA-HA!

AAAH!

CHEESE!

Joey: HOW DO WE GET OUTTA THIS ONE, BOSS?

Freddie: I'M THINKIN', I'M THINKIN'!

Tom: AAH!

HEE HEE HEE...

HA HA HA HA HA!

WELL, I WAS GONNA

GIVE THIS TASTY SALMON TO TOM,

BUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL

HAVE IT INSTEAD, LITTLE GUY.

MMM!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--