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- AH, LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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- COME ON.
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- IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO
THE LEFT GATE.
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- MOM!
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THE NEW NEIGHBORS ARE HERE!
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HI.
- HEY, CAN I SEE THAT?
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- NO, I WAS ABOUT
TO PLAY WITH IT!
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GIVE IT TO ME!
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IT'S MINE!
MINE!
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GIVE IT BACK!
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- AH!
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BUDDY, I'M DOING
YOUR KARMA A FAVOR.
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YOUR SLINKY, I BELIEVE.
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- THANK YOU.
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- I'M KEVIN.
- I'M JENNIFER.
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WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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HI.
- HI, JENNIFER.
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HOW MUCH ARE THE COOKIES?
- COOKIES ARE A DOLLAR.
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WHICH COOKIES DO YOU WANT?
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both: TRICK OR TREAT.
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- COME ON, AM I OKAY?
- OKAY, LET ME GET THAT.
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both: ALL RIGHT.
- YEAH.
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YEAH!
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- ♪ LIVIN' ON A DREAM ♪
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WAIT, WHAT DOES IT SAY
RIGHT THERE?
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RIGHT THERE.
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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- "INTER--
INTERNATIONAL."
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- THAT'S RIGHT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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- I WAS RIGHT.
- I BELIEVE IT.
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I BELIEVE IT.
I DO.
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- GREAT SPEECH,
MS. VALEDICTORIAN.
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YOU GUYS READY
TO GO TAKE ON THE WORLD?
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- I WILL SETTLE
FOR A FOOT MASSAGE
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AND AN UMBRELLA DRINK.
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- CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE IT?
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WE'VE GRADUATED.
NO MORE SCHOOL EVER!
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EXCEPT FOR MS. LAW SCHOOL.
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SHE'S GOT THREE MORE YEARS.
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- NOW YOU FINALLY GET
TO CHANNEL YOUR HOSTILITY
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INTO SOMETHING
THAT WILL GET YOU PAID.
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- I KNOW.
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- IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE.
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- SO WHAT ABOUT YOU, JEN?
- YOU GUYS, I BOUGHT A HOUSE.
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- WHAT?
- I BOUGHT A HOUSE.
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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- SURPRISE, I DID!
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- ARE YOU--YOU'RE JOKING.
- NO, I'M SERIOUS.
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YOU KNOW HOW I WORKED
EVERY SINGLE JOB I COULD GET
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AND SAVED EVERY CENT
FOR A DOWN PAYMENT.
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both: YEAH?
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- AND I GOT IT, YOU GUYS.
I GOT A HOUSE.
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AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
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- I MEAN...
- CONGRATULATIONS.
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- LEAVE IT TO THE CEO
OF THE SECOND GRADE LUNCHROOM.
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AH!
- THANK YOU.
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- I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
- THANK YOU.
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- CONGRATULATIONS.
- HEY, JEN.
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GREAT SPEECH!
- THANKS, KEV.
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- SO WE STILL ON FOR FRIDAY?
- WHAT'S FRIDAY?
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- OH, I'M MOVING OUT
OF THE DORMS.
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YEAH, SOME SILLY RULE
ABOUT NEEDING TO BE A STUDENT
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TO LIVE HERE.
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- OH. DITCHED OUT
ON YOUR FINAL PAPER AGAIN, HUH?
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- LET'S JUST SAY THAT'S A--
- IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS.
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- THANK YOU.
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- DO YOU GUYS STILL HAVE
THAT DISEASE
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WHERE YOU FINISH
EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES?
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- DISEASE?
- MM-HMM.
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FRIDAY WORKS PERFECTLY.
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- THANKS, JEN.
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BETSY.
- BYE.
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- SATAN--SALLY.
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- ALWAYS FUNNY.
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- HE IS FUNNY.
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- ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA
LET KEVIN JUST MOVE IN WITH YOU?
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HOW IS HE SUPPOSED
TO PAY RENT?
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- COME ON.
KEVIN IS GREAT.
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AND CHARITY BEGINS
AT HOME, RIGHT?
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BESIDES, THE PLACE NEEDS
A PAINT JOB, AND...KEV...
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SAID HE'D FIX THE FENCE.
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- KEVIN'S A HOOT, BUT ARE YOU
SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?
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- YES.
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I'VE KNOWN KEVIN MY WHOLE LIFE.
HE'S ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS.
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AND IT'S JUST GONNA BE
A WEEK OR TWO
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UNTIL HE GETS ON HIS FEET.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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HE'S GREAT, RIGHT?
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YES, MR. FUJIMURA.
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THE PROPOSAL FOR CRYSTAL TOWERS
IS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
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GREAT! I LOOK FORWARD
TO YOUR VISIT.
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GREAT. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
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HEY! YOU'RE UP EARLY.
- YEAH. BIG DAY.
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- MM. I GOT THE CEO
OF MEDTRON AT 8:00,
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I'VE THE GOT
THE CITY MANAGER AT NOON,
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AND I GOT THE VP
OF FIRST FINANCIAL
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PENCILED IN AT 4:00.
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- I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR CADDY
SKILLS WERE SO IN DEMAND.
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- NEXT WEEK IS JUNIOR PROM.
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ALL MY COWORKERS
ARE OUT GETTING TUXES.
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- MM.
- WHAT ARE YOU--WHAT ARE YOU--
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT IS THIS?
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- HEY, KEVIN.
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- WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
ABOUT INSTANT COFFEE?
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YUCK.
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HAVE A SOY LATTE,
NOT SO MUCH FOAM.
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YEAH, ALMOST AS GOOD
AS BEING IN--
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- VENICE.
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OH, ONE DAY,
WHEN I'M NOT SO CRAZED.
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- WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE GIRL
WHO USED TO PRETEND
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SHE WAS A GERMAN
EXCHANGE STUDENT
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TO GET FREE BRATWURST?
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- SHE GOT A JOB.
- STUPID JOBS.
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- I'M LATE.
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THE JAPANESE BACKERS
FOR CRYSTAL TOWERS
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ARE COMING INTO TOWN
NEXT WEEK
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AND I HAVE A TON OF WORK
TO DO.
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- AREN'T YOU FORGETTING
SOMETHING, MY DEAR?
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HMM?
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HMM?
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I PACKED AN EXTRA FRUIT ROLL,
DOLPHIN-SAFE TUNA,
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EXTRA PICKLES, NO MAYO.
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JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.
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- YOU'RE THE BEST.
- YEAH.
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- HAVE A GOOD DAY.
- YOU TOO.
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- SEE YOU, NAPOLEON.
ENJOY YOUR DAY!
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- YOU WANT BREAKFAST?
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DO YOU WANT BREAKFAST?
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GET OVER HERE.
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LET'S GO GET BREAKFAST.
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- SO, WITH THE RESTRUCTURING
OUTLINED IN THE PROPOSAL,
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OUR PLAN WILL GIVE DOWNTOWN
A WHOLE NEW VISION
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AND STAY WELL WITHIN
YOUR PRICE RANGE.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
ENJOY YOUR DAY.
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THANK YOU.
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- JENNIFER.
- OH, HI.
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- GREAT WORK.
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- THANK YOU, MR. MONROY.
REALLY, THANK YOU.
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- YOU PULL ONE OF YOUR
SLAM DUNKS WITH FUJIMURA...
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WE COULD BE TALKING
CORNER OFFICE.
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GREAT WORK.
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- HOW COME I'M LUCKY ENOUGH
TO GET A GIRL LIKE YOU?
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- I GUESS YOU PLAYED
YOUR CARDS RIGHT.
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HELLO.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING
THIS SIDE OF TOWN ANYWAY?
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- I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
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SCOPING OUT OUR FIRM'S
NEW OFFICES,
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AND I THOUGHT I'D SWING BY.
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I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO DANCE
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THOSE BEAUTIFUL FEET OFF
TONIGHT.
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- BRYCE! BRYCE!
THAT SOUNDS GOOD, IT DOES.
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OH, AND KEVIN WAS HOPING
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THAT WE COULD TRY OUT
ONE OF HIS NEW GAMES.
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- KEVIN.
- MM-HMM.
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- YOU GUYS SURE ARE
A PACKAGE DEAL--
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MY BEST GIRL AND HER...
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LONG, LONG,
LONG-TIME ROOMMATE.
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- OH, IT HASN'T BEEN
THAT LONG, BRYCE.
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- SWEETHEART,
HE'S LIVED THERE SEVEN YEARS.
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- HE NEEDS A HELPING HAND.
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- YOU KNOW I LOVE KEVIN,
BUT MAYBE HE NEEDS...
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A NUDGE OUT OF THE NEST,
GET SOME GOALS.
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- HE HAS GOALS.
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- A GROWN MAN MAKING
BOARD GAMES.
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- KEVIN'S SHIP
WILL COME IN.
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I KNOW IT.
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- YOU ARE THE NICEST PERSON
I'VE EVER MET,
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AND THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH.
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- HERE IS TO...
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MY ONE AND ONLY.
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I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
- BYE.
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- YEAH, ACTUALLY YOU GUYS
ARE UP RIGHT NOW,
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SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD
AND HEAD INSIDE.
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- AFTERNOON, JANIE.
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- AFTERNOON.
- A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
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- THANK YOU.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- MRS. VON HOFFMAN
JUST FINISHED HAVING LUNCH
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WITH MR. JOHNSON
AND HIS FAMILY.
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I HEARD HER SAY THE NEW PARTNER
IS GONNA BE JOHNSON OR YOU.
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- MRS. VON HOFFMAN.
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- SUCH A LOVELY BOY, UNLIKE SOME
WHO HAVE YET TO GROW UP.
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- DID YOU HEAR THAT I SIGNED
OUR FRIENDS ON THE COAST?
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- WELL, YOU'RE MAKING ALL SORTS
OF DEALS TODAY, AREN'T YOU?
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- I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
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AND BRING THAT DELIGHTFUL
GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS.
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CIAO, DARLING.
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- ALL RIGHT?
MM-HMM?
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NICE SHOT, MR. BELLAMY
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EH?
- NICE CALL, SON.
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- GOOD JOB!
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- READY, GENTLEMEN?
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- SO, EACH SAMURAI
FORTIFIES A CASTLE
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TO DEFEND
THE NEIGHBORING VILLAGE
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FROM THE OTHER PLAYERS
ON THE HEXAGONAL GRID.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- IT'S PERFECT
FOR AGES EIGHT TO LOSER.
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- MM, KEVIN BASED IT
ON REAL HISTORY.
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IT'S NEAT, HUH?
- IT'S FASCINATING.
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SWEETIE, DON'T WE HAVE
A GALA TO GO TO?
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- CAN I JUST
FIX MY CONTACTS FIRST?
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- HEY, WHAT'S THAT GALA
THAT YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO?
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WHAT'S IT FOR?
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- MY FIRM'S JUST MOVING
INTO NEWER OFFICES.
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- OH, YEAH?
- YEAH.
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- NEEDED A BIGGER PLACE
FOR YOUR EGO?
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- OKAY.
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OKAY. READY.
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BYE, KEV.
GOOD NIGHT.
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- CHECKMATE.
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TOLD YOU.
- YEAH.
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- MR. DAVIS.
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YOU REMEMBER JENNIFER.
- HELLO, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
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- WILL YOU PLEASE EXCUSE ME
FOR A SECOND?
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- YOUR JENNIFER'S
QUITE A CATCH.
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- YES.
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- WHICH FIRM IS SHE WITH?
- SHE'S WITH MONROY AND KLEIN.
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- IMPRESSIVE.
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- SHE'S LOVELY.
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DARLING, THERE'S SOMETHING
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I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO DISCUSS WITH YOU.
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- YES, MA'AM.
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- AS YOU KNOW,
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WE ARE HIRING
A NEW PARTNER IN JULY.
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- I HAVEN'T REALLY
GIVEN IT MUCH THOUGHT.
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- OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T.
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- WELL, A WORD TO THE WISE...
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A YOUNG MAN SHOULD BE ABLE
TO PLAY THE FIELD,
230
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,834
BUT A PARTNER NEEDS
TO PROJECT STABILITY.
231
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,667
- I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.
232
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,291
AND JENNIFER AND I HAVE BEEN
GOING OUT EXCLUSIVELY
233
00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:39,667
FOR SIX MONTHS.
234
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,625
- REALLY?
235
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:46,208
I KNOW A CERTAIN RECEPTIONIST
WHO WOULD BEG TO DIFFER.
236
00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:49,834
NOW, THE CHOICE
IS BETWEEN YOU AND JOHNSON.
237
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,709
HIS NUMBERS AREN'T
AS GOOD AS YOURS,
238
00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:53,625
BUT HE
IS A SOLID FAMILY MAN.
239
00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:57,458
I SEE.
240
00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:01,834
- YOUR JENNIFER WOULD MAKE
SOME LUCKY MAN A FABULOUS WIFE.
241
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,250
DON'T YOU AGREE?
242
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,917
- YES.
243
00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,917
YES, I DO.
244
00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,792
- ENJOY THE PARTY.
245
00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,542
- I'VE GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU.
246
00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:22,750
IN THE PAST YEAR, YOU'VE REALLY
PULLED YOUR LIFE TOGETHER.
247
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,875
YOU'VE GOT A NEW JOB,
A GREAT BOYFRIEND.
248
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,792
I WAS STARTING TO WORRY THAT
KEVIN WAS RUBBING OFF ON YOU.
249
00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,083
- WHAT?
250
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,417
YOU ARE SO WRONG
ABOUT KEVIN.
251
00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:36,125
HE'S ONE OF
THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW,
252
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,917
AND HE'S ALWAYS HAD MY BACK.
253
00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:41,083
- SWEETIE, I KNOW THAT KEVIN'S
YOUR BEST FRIEND,
254
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,417
AND HE'S A PUPPY DOG,
255
00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,834
BUT DON'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE JUST ENABLING HIM?
256
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,291
YOU WOULD ACTUALLY BE
DOING HIM A FAVOR
257
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,208
BY MAKING HIM STAND
ON HIS OWN TWO FEET.
258
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,917
YOU KNOW? TOUGH LOVE.
259
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,709
- COME ON!
260
00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,834
SO MY GOLDEN TICKET
CAME IN TODAY.
261
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,750
MR. BELLAMY'S INTERESTED
IN MY GAME IDEA.
262
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,125
- THAT'S GREAT NEWS, KEV.
263
00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,959
- YEAH, I'VE GOT A MEETING
ON SATURDAY.
264
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,667
- AH! MAN!
265
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,834
- THE GAME IS OFF.
266
00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,208
BAR EXAM'S NEXT MONTH
AND I'VE ONLY SLEPT
267
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,375
TWO HOURS THIS WEEK.
268
00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,458
- YEAH, WELL,
YOU HAVE TO MAN UP.
269
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,250
TONIGHT'S POKER NIGHT.
270
00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,333
- THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE
TONIGHT.
271
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,000
- OH, SHE SAID, UH--
SHE CANCELED.
272
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,792
I WANNA MEET SOMEBODY NICE,
273
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:26,917
NOT TOO CRAZY.
274
00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,917
- THAT RULES OUT
ALL YOUR PAST GIRLFRIENDS.
275
00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,417
OH, WOW.
276
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,834
HEY.
277
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,208
- I GOTTA GET BACK
TO THE LIBRARY.
278
00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,542
- OH, COME ON.
279
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,417
- I'VE GOTTA READ UP
ON TARTS OF CONTRACTS.
280
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:42,000
- ISN'T THAT TORTS
AND CONTRACTS?
281
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,625
- THAT'S EXACTLY WHY
I'VE GOTTA READ UP.
282
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,083
- YEAH.
283
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,125
- ANYWAY, WE DON'T ALL HAVE
THREE-HOUR WORKDAYS, KEV.
284
00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:50,125
- OH, MAY I REMIND YOU,
I MAY NOT PAY RENT,
285
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,417
BUT THAT HOUSE
RUNS SMOOTHLY.
286
00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,625
IT'S A WIN-WIN.
287
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,000
- MAYBE, BUT SOMEDAY,
JEN IS GONNA MOVE ON,
288
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,500
AND WHEN SHE DOES,
YOU GOTTA GET A REAL JOB.
289
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,125
SHE'S ALREADY GOT BRYCE.
290
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,500
- BRYCE IS TOTALLY WRONG
FOR HER.
291
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,208
AND SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
SOON ENOUGH.
292
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,208
I KNOW HER.
293
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:10,542
WHAT A TERRIFIC EVENING.
294
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:14,542
AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE
ALL TIED UP WITH WORK THIS WEEK.
295
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:18,417
- WHAT COULD I SAY?
I HAD TO SEE YOU.
296
00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:22,250
- AND I HAD TO SEE YOU.
297
00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:25,125
- MM.
298
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:35,417
BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE
IF SOMETHING FIT.
299
00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:37,291
- SEE IF WHAT FITS?
300
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:40,375
- COME HERE.
- OKAY.
301
00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:44,959
- MY GRANDMOTHER'S
ENGAGEMENT RING.
302
00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,458
- OH, MY GOSH.
303
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:50,917
- MY GRANDFATHER BROUGHT
THIS RING FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.
304
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,625
HE CARRIED
ACROSS TWO CONTINENTS,
305
00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,417
BUT HE USED TO SAY...
306
00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,750
HE'D CARRY IT
TO THE END OF THE EARTH
307
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,500
FOR THE WOMAN HE LOVED.
308
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,917
AND NOW I KNOW
JUST HOW HE FELT.
309
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,583
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
310
00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:18,917
JENNIFER...
311
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:23,875
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW
IS WILL YOU MARRY ME?
312
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,875
- YES.
313
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,458
YES, OF COURSE.
314
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,333
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
315
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,458
IT'S A LITTLE LOOSE,
BUT WOW.
316
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,458
- I'LL GET IT RESIZED.
317
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:42,709
FROM HERE ON, EVERYTHING
IS GOING TO BE PERFECT.
318
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,333
- THANK YOU.
319
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,625
- I GOTTA CHECK MY MESSAGES.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
320
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,959
- MM-HMM.
321
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,750
- UH, KEV. HI
DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?
322
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,333
- YEAH!
323
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,333
I'M JUST GOING THROUGH
MY GAME IDEAS BOOK.
324
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:10,041
- KEV, WE NEED TO TALK.
- MM-HMM. OKAY.
325
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,709
- SO YOU KNOW HOW I SAID
THAT YOU COULD STAY HERE
326
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:14,834
UNTIL YOU GOT ON YOUR FEET?
- MM-HMM.
327
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,333
- BUT KEV,
THAT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO.
328
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,166
- YEAH, I KNOW.
TIME FLIES.
329
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:22,083
- YEAH.
330
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,709
- UH, SO THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU.
331
00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:26,917
- OKAY.
- I HAVE SOME NEWS.
332
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,583
- YEAH?
333
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,417
- BRYCE PROPOSED.
334
00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:37,583
BRYCE PROPOSED?
335
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,291
RE--REALLY?
336
00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,583
WHAT?
337
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:44,583
WOW. WHAT--WHAT DID HE SAY
WHEN YOU TURNED HIM DOWN?
338
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,250
HE CRIED, RIGHT?
IS HE CRYING OUTSIDE?
339
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,709
- NO, KEV.
340
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:51,333
I SAID YES.
341
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,083
- WHAT?
- YES!
342
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,709
- NO.
- YES, I'M GETTING MARRIED.
343
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,542
LOOK.
- NO. NO, NO.
344
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,917
YOU CAN'T MARRY SOMEONE
345
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,709
AFTER ONLY KNOWING THEM
FOR SIX MONTHS.
346
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:04,959
- OH, SURE YOU CAN.
347
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,458
IF IT'S THE RIGHT PERSON,
YES, YOU CAN.
348
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,709
- NO, NO.
JE--JEN!
349
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,875
I'VE SEEN YOU TAKE LONGER
PICKING OUT FRIDGE MAGNETS.
350
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:17,458
OKAY? COULD YOU JUST THINK
ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND?
351
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,750
- I HAVE.
I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.
352
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,625
WOW.
353
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,417
AFTER THE WEDDING,
354
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,333
BRYCE IS GONNA BE
MOVING IN HERE,
355
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:30,000
SO I THINK IT'S BEST THAT--
356
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,750
YOU NEED TO MOVE OUT.
- OH!
357
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,417
WHO ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
358
00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:36,792
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH JENNIFER?
359
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:39,625
- KEVIN, THIS IS GONNA BE
A REALLY GOOD THING FOR YOU.
360
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,250
IT WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO HAVE STRUCTURE IN YOUR LIFE
361
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,250
AND GET A REAL JOB.
362
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,458
- I HAVE A REAL JOB!
363
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,375
- AND NOBODY BELIEVES
IN YOUR BOARD GAMES
364
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,250
AND YOUR CADDYING
MORE THAN I DO.
365
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,583
- WHO'S GONNA TAKE NAPOLEON
TO THE PARK?
366
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,333
HMM?
WHO'S GONNA FEED THE FISH?
367
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,125
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
THIS GUY.
368
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,417
I BET YOU HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS.
369
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,083
GREEN.
370
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,291
YOUR SCARF IS GREEN,
YOUR DRESS IS TEAL.
371
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:06,291
IT'S A FORM OF GREEN.
YOU LOVE GREEN FRIDAYS.
372
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:10,834
- KEVIN...
373
00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,667
IT'S TIME.
374
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,125
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD THING
FOR YOU.
375
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,208
I KNOW IT.
376
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,166
- DAD?
377
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,875
- KEVIN, HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
378
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,458
ABOUT BLOCKING MY CAR?
379
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,792
A MAN'S HOUSE
IS HIS CASTLE.
380
00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,875
CONSIDER MY DRIVEWAY
A PIRANHA-FILLED MOAT, OKAY?
381
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:37,166
- I'M SORRY, MR. HENDERSON.
I'LL BE MORE CAREFUL.
382
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,709
- KEV,
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE, KID.
383
00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:42,083
- I HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.
384
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:46,458
- YOU SHOULD MARRY THAT GIRL.
385
00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,959
MR. BELLAMY.
386
00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,792
OH, I'M SORRY.
387
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:02,917
I THOUGHT
YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE.
388
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,375
- THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
389
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,417
- BRYCE.
390
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,250
- KEVIN.
391
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,000
WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
392
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,208
THIS ISN'T
YOUR USUAL HANGOUT.
393
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,041
- I SWAPPED.
YOU TOO, I SEE.
394
00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,166
- UH, THIS IS CHANDRA.
CHANDRA, THIS IS KEVIN.
395
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,333
- HI!
- HI.
396
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,250
- WHY HAVEN'T WE MET BEFORE?
- MM.
397
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,875
- I THOUGHT I KNEW
ALL OF BRYCE'S FRIENDS.
398
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,291
- ME TOO.
- MM-HMM.
399
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,250
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
400
00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:43,583
- CHANDRA'S
A BUSINESS COLLEAGUE.
401
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,959
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU THINK YOU SAW--
402
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:47,125
- I KNOW WHAT I SAW, BRYCE.
- LISTEN, CADDY.
403
00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:50,291
I'M NOT SERIOUS ABOUT CHANDRA,
BUT I AM ABOUT JENNIFER.
404
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:53,041
WE HAVE A FUTURE TOGETHER.
405
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,125
DON'T YOU MESS THAT UP.
406
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,291
- HI, KEVIN.
- MR. BELLAMY...
407
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:14,291
I-I GOTTA GO.
408
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,667
JEN, I SAW SOMETHING TODAY.
UM--
409
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,959
- YEAH, I KNOW.
410
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,291
BRYCE TOLD ME
YOU RAN INTO EACH OTHER TODAY.
411
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,625
- HE DID?
- YEAH.
412
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,083
HE HAD A MEETING WITH CHANDRA.
HE SAID HE RAN INTO YOU.
413
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,417
- YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?
- YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.
414
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,667
SHE HEADS UP
THE MIDWEST OPERATIONS.
415
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,250
- WHA--OKAY.
416
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,834
OKAY, WELL,
BRACE YOURSELF, OKAY?
417
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,208
BECAUSE I--
418
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:46,667
I HATE TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE
TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT...
419
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,834
SHE WAS ALL OVER HIM.
420
00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,417
- KEVIN, IS THIS BECAUSE
YOU WANT THINGS TO GO BACK
421
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,333
TO THE WAY THEY WERE?
- WHAT--NO!
422
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,625
NO! I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN
IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
423
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,333
- JEN?
424
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,333
- YEP, THERE IT GOES.
425
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:05,166
- OH. AND HOW ARE
MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE?
426
00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,834
- HI.
- HOW'S IT PACKING, KEVIN?
427
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,333
I KNOW
IT'S A BIT OF A SHOCK,
428
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,834
BUT YOU'RE GONNA THANK US
FOR THIS ONE DAY, OKAY, BUDDY?
429
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,208
HONEY, DID I LEAVE MY
GOLD CUFFLINKS IN THE KITCHEN?
430
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,583
I NEED THEM FOR MY TRIP.
431
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,375
- OH, ABSOLUTELY.
I WILL GO GET THEM.
432
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:24,375
TOO BAD, CADDY.
YOUR MEAL TICKET'S BEEN PULLED.
433
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:27,709
- OH, YOU CHEATING JERK.
434
00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:29,375
- YOU KNOW,
IF I WASN'T SCHOOLED
435
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,250
IN THE TEACHINGS
OF THE DALAI LAMA,
436
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:37,250
I'D WIPE THAT SMILE RIGHT OFF
YOUR TWO-TIMING FACE.
437
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,375
MM.
438
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,959
WHAT THE HECK, HUH?
439
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:43,083
AAH!
440
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,875
- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HEY!
441
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,750
- I'LL GET 'EM TO STOP.
442
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,792
DON'T MAKE ME GET
MY LEAF BLOWER, YOU TWO.
443
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,083
- AAH!
444
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,250
- OKAY! OKAY!
445
00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,083
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
446
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,417
- OH, HONEY.
447
00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,250
- IT'S A $2,000 SUIT!
448
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,250
AH!
HE BIT ME!
449
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,625
WE'LL GET INSIDE AND WE'LL
GET SOMETHING ON IT, OKAY?
450
00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:18,875
KEVIN!
451
00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:21,917
- I GOT IT WORSE!
HE TASTES LIKE DEODORANT!
452
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:24,583
- KEVIN.
453
00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:27,583
THAT WAS PATHETIC.
454
00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,417
- IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.
455
00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,709
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, MAN!
456
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,291
BRYCE WANTS A TROPHY WIFE.
457
00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,291
HE'S TOTALLY, UTTERLY WRONG
FOR HER.
458
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:41,083
- LOOK, NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
459
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,208
WHY ARE YOU REALLY SO UPSET?
460
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,917
- BECAUSE IT'S JEN.
461
00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:45,709
SHE'S RUSHING INTO THIS.
462
00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:47,291
I JUST FEEL LIKE
THIS FREIGHT TRAIN IS HEADING
463
00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:50,000
RIGHT TOWARD MY BEST FRIEND,
AND I GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
464
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,333
IF ONLY I COULD JUST BUY
A LITTLE MORE TIME.
465
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,208
SHE'D SEE FOR HERSELF
HOW WRONG BRYCE IS FOR HER.
466
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,709
AND AS HER BEST FRIEND,
467
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,333
I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING
IN MY POWER TO PROTECT HER.
468
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,250
- HMM.
469
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,625
THAT'S FUNNY.
470
00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,792
IN A LOT OF STATES,
471
00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:05,792
YOU'D PRACTICALLY
BE MARRIED YOURSELVES.
472
00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,959
COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE ANYWAY.
473
00:23:08,959 --> 00:23:12,000
- WAIT, WHAT DO YOU--
WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMMON LAW?
474
00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,625
- IT GOES BACK
TO FRONTIER TIMES
475
00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,625
WHEN PEOPLE DIDN'T LIVE
CLOSE ENOUGH TO A CITY
476
00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:21,000
TO GET MARRIED
BY A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
477
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,166
- UH-HUH.
UH-HUH.
478
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,542
- LAWMAKERS KNEW
THEY HAD TO DO SOMETHING
479
00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:26,166
SO THAT PEOPLE LIVING FARTHER
AFIELD COULD GET MARRIED.
480
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,000
SO...
481
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000
THEY DECREED THAT
IF PEOPLE LIVED TOGETHER
482
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,250
A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME,
MET CERTAIN CONDITIONS,
483
00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:37,625
THEN THE STATE WOULD STEP IN
AND MAKE THE WHOLE THING LEGAL.
484
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,375
- REALLY?
485
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,417
- IT'S CALLED
A COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE.
486
00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,750
- AND HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT
THAN A REAL MARRIAGE?
487
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,959
- IT IS A REAL MARRIAGE.
488
00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:47,333
IF YOU'VE GOT
A COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE,
489
00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:50,792
IN THE EYES OF THE LAW,
YOU'RE A HUSBAND AND WIFE.
490
00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:54,750
- COMMON LAW.
491
00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:06,959
HI, JEN.
- HI, KEV.
492
00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:08,250
- WHATCHA DOING?
493
00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,792
- OH, I'M JUST LOOKING UP IDEAS
FOR THE RECEPTION.
494
00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,166
- HMM.
495
00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,208
- I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A GAZEBO
IN THE BACKYARD
496
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:17,542
AND THIS PLACE
HAS BEAUTIFUL ONES.
497
00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,500
- THAT'S NICE.
498
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:25,125
- SO, UH,
HOW'S THE PACKING GOING?
499
00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:28,375
- I LEARNED
SOMETHING IMPORTANT TODAY.
500
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,709
SOMETHING BIG.
501
00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,291
- WHICH IS?
502
00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,125
- YOU CAN'T MARRY BRYCE.
503
00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:37,041
- OKAY, KEVIN--
- YOU EVER HEARD OF COMMON LAW?
504
00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,542
HMM?
505
00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,709
WELL, COMMON LAW STATES
THAT A MAN AND WOMAN
506
00:24:40,709 --> 00:24:44,709
THAT HAVE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER
FOR SEVEN YEARS--LIKE US--
507
00:24:44,709 --> 00:24:48,208
UH, AND THEY MEET
CERTAIN CONDITIONS--
508
00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:51,083
WELL, THEY'RE CONSIDERED MARRIED
IN THE EYES OF THE LAW,
509
00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,250
WHICH WOULD MAKE US...
510
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,083
HUSBAND AND WIFE.
511
00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:56,458
- WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
512
00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:57,750
- OH, JEREMY TOLD ME THAT.
513
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,083
- OH, JEREMY.
- MM-HMM.
514
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,250
- JEREMY TOLD YOU THAT.
515
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,917
JEREMY WHO'S PASSED THE BAR EXAM
HOW MANY TIMES?
516
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,583
- YEAH, OKAY.
- ZERO.
517
00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,250
- FAIR ENOUGH.
BUT, UH, JEN?
518
00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,875
- OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- YEAH.
519
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:12,583
OH.
520
00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:17,333
OKAY.
521
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,792
THIS MARRIAGE IS GONNA TAKE
A LITTLE WORK.
522
00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:27,291
- COMING!
523
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:30,959
- I DROPPED THE KIDS
AT DAYCARE
524
00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:32,959
AND CAME OVER
AS FAST AS I COULD.
525
00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:35,417
NOW ABOUT
THIS LITTLE SITUATION.
526
00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:36,667
- I FEEL RIDICULOUS ASKING,
527
00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,959
BUT I HAVE TO BE
ABSOLUTELY SURE.
528
00:25:38,959 --> 00:25:40,625
- DON'T LOOK SO WORRIED, OKAY?
- OKAY.
529
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,041
- IN ORDER FOR SOMEONE
TO BE ABLE TO ARGUE
530
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,542
THAT A COMMON-LAW
MARRIAGE EXISTS,
531
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,417
THERE ARE SOME VERY SPECIFIC
CONDITIONS THAT NEED TO BE MET.
532
00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:47,875
- OKAY, SO THIS IS ALL
JUST NONSENSE, RIGHT?
533
00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:50,458
- OH, I'M SURE THAT YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
534
00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:51,917
- OKAY.
535
00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,542
- SO THERE ARE FOUR CONDITIONS
THAT MUST BE MET.
536
00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,333
- FOUR, RIGHT.
537
00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,917
- SO FIRST AND FOREMOST,
538
00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:01,417
THE COUPLE IN QUESTION
NEEDS TO BE A MAN AND WOMAN
539
00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:04,458
LIVING IN A STATE WHERE
COMMON LAW APPLIES, LIKE HERE.
540
00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:05,500
- MM-HMM.
541
00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,417
- RIGHT.
- SECOND.
542
00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,500
THEY BOTH NEED TO HAVE LIVED
IN THE SAME RESIDENCE
543
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,166
FOR AT LEAST SEVEN YEARS.
544
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,834
SO YOU MEET
BOTH THOSE THINGS.
545
00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:15,542
- MM-HMM.
- MM-HMM.
546
00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:16,583
- RELAX.
547
00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:19,500
SO DO A MILLION PEOPLE, OKAY?
- OKAY.
548
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,000
- IT'S THE LAST TWO THAT ARE
DEFINITELY THE MOST IMPORTANT.
549
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,417
SO DURING THE SEVEN YEARS,
550
00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,583
THE COUPLE NEEDS TO HAVE,
AT LEAST ONCE,
551
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,667
HELD THEMSELVES OUT
AS A MARRIED COUPLE.
552
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,667
AND I MEAN,
553
00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:30,834
YOU NEVER DID THAT, RIGHT?
- NO!
554
00:26:30,834 --> 00:26:31,917
NO. LIKE INTRODUCE HIM
AS MY HUSBAND?
555
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:32,834
- OKAY.
556
00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:33,834
- LIKE,
"HI, MY NAME'S JENNIFER,
557
00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:36,166
AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND,
KEVIN."
558
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:37,917
- GOOD! GOOD.
THAT'S GREAT.
559
00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:40,792
AND I MEAN, YOU NEVER, LIKE,
USED THE SAME LAST NAME
560
00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:42,583
ON ANY PUBLIC DOCUMENTS.
561
00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:45,917
- NO!
NO, I HAVE NE--
562
00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:47,291
- WHAT IS THAT FACE?
563
00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:49,041
- WELL, WE TOOK THAT CRUISE
TO MAZATLAN,
564
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:52,709
AND I MIGHT'VE SAID
THAT HE WAS MY HUSBAND
565
00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,667
SO WE'D GET
THE HALF-OFF DEAL.
566
00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,709
- RIGHT.
567
00:26:56,709 --> 00:26:59,750
- AND, UH, DON'T FORGET
THE CABLE ACCOUNT.
568
00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:02,375
- AND THE CABLE ACCOUNT.
569
00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:03,875
- THAT'S ONLY THREE CONDITIONS.
570
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:06,083
THE FOURTH IS DEFINITELY
THE MOST IMPORTANT.
571
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,125
- OKAY.
572
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,709
- SO THE LAW
SPECIFICALLY STATES
573
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,208
THAT AT LEAST ONE
OF THE TWO PARTIES
574
00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:13,709
MUST BE ABLE TO ARGUE THAT
THERE WAS AN INTENTION TO MARRY
575
00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,875
AT SOME POINT, AND THE ONLY WAY
TO PROVE THAT,
576
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,875
THERE MUST BE SOME SORT
OF PUBLIC EXCHANGING OF VOWS
577
00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,875
OR THE GIVING
OF A SYMBOLIC GIFT.
578
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:23,875
AND...THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN,
RIGHT?
579
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,375
- NO!
NO, THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
580
00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:26,750
- OKAY.
581
00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:30,583
- HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT RING?
582
00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:36,709
- OW.
583
00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:39,166
- RING? WHAT RING?
584
00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:40,542
- THIS.
585
00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:43,291
WHAT? IT'S A FRIENDSHIP RING
KEVIN GAVE TO ME.
586
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:44,709
PLEASE.
IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING.
587
00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:46,417
HIS MOM MADE IT
WHEN SHE LIVED IN A COMMUNE
588
00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:47,917
BACK IN THE '70s.
589
00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:51,625
- SO THAT IS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM
AND KEVIN GAVE IT TO YOU.
590
00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:54,583
- WHAT?
591
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,083
- LOOK, JENNIFER,
592
00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:58,917
THIS IS ABOUT AN ACCUMULATION
OF EVIDENCE, OKAY?
593
00:27:58,917 --> 00:28:01,917
AND RIGHT NOW,
EVEN KEVIN'S DOLT OF A BROTHER
594
00:28:01,917 --> 00:28:04,291
COULD POTENTIALLY ARGUE
THAT THE ACCEPTANCE OF A RING,
595
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:07,542
IN ITSELF, DENOTES THE IMPLIED
INTENTION OF MARRIAGE.
596
00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:10,125
- SO ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT KEVIN
597
00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:13,709
MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A CASE
598
00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:17,959
THAT HE AND I ARE MARRIED?
599
00:28:17,959 --> 00:28:20,625
- UH, YES.
600
00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:25,208
- HEY, HONEY.
HOW'S CHICAGO?
601
00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:26,667
- INCREDIBLE.
602
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,375
IT'S PURE ADRENALINE WITH
ALL THESE MOVERS AND SHAKERS.
603
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,458
- BRYCE, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU.
604
00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:32,834
- SO HOW'D IT GO
WITH THE CATERERS THIS MORNING?
605
00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:35,291
- UM...
606
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:38,625
ACTUALLY, SOMETHING CAME UP.
I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO--
607
00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:40,041
- YOU MISSED HENRI?
608
00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:42,667
- I'M SORRY, OKAY?
609
00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,458
I JUST DIDN'T
GET A CHANCE TO--
610
00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:46,166
- HENRI IS A PERSONAL FRIEND
AND THE BEST CHEF IN THE CITY.
611
00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:47,792
HE'S DOING THIS
AS A FAVOR TO ME.
612
00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:50,208
- BRYCE, I KNOW.
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
613
00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,875
- NO, IT'S OKAY.
I'LL HANDLE IT.
614
00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:54,125
ON A LIGHTER NOTE,
GUESS WHO BOOKED THE ARBORETUM.
615
00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,083
HA, I KNOW
HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT THERE.
616
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,750
I HAD TO PULL A FEW STRINGS,
BUT VOILA.
617
00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,208
- OH.
618
00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,458
THAT'S GREAT.
619
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,917
- I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE MORE EXCITED.
620
00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:05,667
- NO, NO, NO.
I AM.
621
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,458
IT'S--I AM.
IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE, REALLY.
622
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,542
- NOW WHAT DID YOU
WANNA TELL ME?
623
00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:15,250
- UM...
624
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,500
NOTHING.
625
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,625
SO...
626
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,667
HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT?
627
00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:22,458
- SWEETHEART, CAN I CALL YOU
BACK IN A FEW MINUTES?
628
00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,583
- YEP.
- ALL RIGHT, BYE.
629
00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:30,542
- HELLO.
- HI. I'M BRYCE.
630
00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:33,125
CAN I BUY YOU GUYS A DRINK?
- PLEASE.
631
00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:35,875
- YEAH.
632
00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,709
- SO AS YOU CAN SEE
FROM CHART 2A,
633
00:29:42,709 --> 00:29:44,125
IN ITS FIRST STAGE
OF CONSTRUCTION,
634
00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:47,750
WE ARE AT AN OCCUPANCY RATE
OF 89% FOR CRYSTAL TOWERS.
635
00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,667
- YEAH. AH.
636
00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,542
- EXCUSE ME JUST ONE MOMENT,
PLEASE.
637
00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:01,875
THANK YOU.
I'LL BE BACK.
638
00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:09,333
KEVIN.
- HI.
639
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,291
- HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
640
00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,458
- WELL, YOU'RE SO BUSY,
YOU KNOW.
641
00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:16,125
YOU KINDA TOOK OFF IN A HURRY
AND YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH.
642
00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:17,542
- KEVIN--
- YEAH?
643
00:30:17,542 --> 00:30:21,375
- I JUST HEARD THE GOOD NEWS.
CONGRATULATIONS!
644
00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,500
- THANKS!
- FOR WHAT?
645
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,667
- WELL, YOU TWO OF COURSE.
646
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,500
JEN.
647
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,417
HA! I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU KEPT THIS QUIET.
648
00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,583
HEY, BY THE WAY,
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS REGISTERED?
649
00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,083
- UH--
650
00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:37,417
- WE ARE NOT REGISTERED.
651
00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:40,417
I WILL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT IT LATER.
652
00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:43,667
- OKAY.
653
00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,250
- I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY, I--
654
00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,625
I WAS OUTSIDE
AND THEY WERE ASKING ME
655
00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,583
WHO I WAS GONNA
COME IN HERE AND SEE.
656
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,291
AND I MIGHT'VE BLURTED OUT
THAT--
657
00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:51,959
- THAT I WAS YOUR...
658
00:30:51,959 --> 00:30:53,291
WIFE.
659
00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,917
- I'M SORRY, OKAY?
660
00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,458
THEY WEREN'T GONNA LET ME
IN HERE, JEN.
661
00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:58,792
I ONLY TOLD THE RECEPTIONIST
AND THE DOORMAN.
662
00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,083
- THERE IS NO DOORMAN
IN THIS BUILDING!
663
00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:05,583
- NICE GUY.
ASIAN MAN.
664
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:09,375
- KEVIN...
665
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:14,125
THAT IS MR. FUJIMURA,
MY BIGGEST CLIENT.
666
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,000
OKAY.
- THIS IS--
667
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,333
- YEP.
GREAT, THANK YOU.
668
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,792
- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
ME AND KEVIN A COUPLE.
669
00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:29,792
I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
ANYTHING SO ABSURD?
670
00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:32,667
- NO, BUT...
671
00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:34,333
AS YOUR LEGAL COUNSEL,
672
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:37,959
I'M GONNA NEED
ALL OF THE FACTS, YOU KNOW?
673
00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:41,333
TELL ME YOU GUYS
WERE NEVER ROMANTIC, PLEASE.
674
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,125
WITH KEVIN?
675
00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:45,500
- YEAH.
676
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,333
- NO! ARE YOU CRAZY?
677
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:50,333
- SOME WOMEN MIGHT FALL FOR HIS
WHOLE HOPELESS TEDDY BEAR THING.
678
00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,375
- YES, YES, YES.
679
00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:00,333
OKAY. OKAY, GOOD, GOOD.
I LIKE THAT. OKAY.
680
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,333
- HMM.
681
00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:02,333
- OOH, I LIKE THAT,
THE OFFERING.
682
00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,667
A PEACE OFFERING?
683
00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:06,291
NICE! LET'S SEE THE PACIFIST.
684
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:09,875
- OOH, THAT'S PEACEFUL.
HA HA.
685
00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,458
HEY, JEN.
UM...
686
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,375
WE WERE JUST TAKING PICTURES
687
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:14,959
FOR THE WARRIOR CARDS
IN THE GAME.
688
00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:17,834
- SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT
PUT KEVIN UP TO ALL THIS, HUH?
689
00:32:17,834 --> 00:32:19,709
AND YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF
A LAWYER?
690
00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:22,375
- WELL, I'M HOPING TO GO
INTO ENVIRONMENTAL LAW, SO--
691
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,709
- YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
A REAL LAWYER
692
00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:26,000
IF SHE WALKED UP
AND SHE BIT YOU.
693
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,291
- KEVIN, YOU AND ME!
OUTSIDE!
694
00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:29,583
- WHAT?
695
00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:33,083
BUT I DIDN'T--OW!
696
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:36,041
- KEVIN, THAT STUNT YOU PULLED
AT MY OFFICE TODAY
697
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,375
WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE!
698
00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,125
- I WAS BRINGING YOU LUNCH.
699
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,917
I WAS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL.
700
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,583
I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT
A HUSBAND CAN SHARE THE LOAD.
701
00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,083
- OH, YOU WANNA SHARE
THE LOAD?
702
00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:47,000
THEN DEAL WITH THIS.
703
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,750
I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET
MY JAPANESE FINANCERS
704
00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,083
FOR DINNER TONIGHT,
705
00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,709
AND SINCE YOU INTRODUCED
YOURSELF AS MY HUSBAND,
706
00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,709
NOW THEY WANT US BOTH
TO COME CELEBRATE.
707
00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:56,875
- OH.
708
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,375
YEAH, THAT'S MY BAD.
709
00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:09,125
- KEVIN SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MOMENT.
710
00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:12,083
- AH.
711
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:18,291
- HI. I'M JUST HERE--
- OH, THERE HE IS NOW.
712
00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,417
WILL YOU EXCUSE ME
JUST A MOMENT?
713
00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,083
- PLEASE.
714
00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,083
- HI.
715
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,000
- OKAY, SO DO WHAT WE REHEARSED.
- YES.
716
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,458
- YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BE HERE
A FEW MINUTES,
717
00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:35,875
AND THEN YOU'RE
JUST GONNA GO, OKAY?
718
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,166
- RELAX.
719
00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:38,917
- OKAY.
720
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,250
MM?
MADAM.
721
00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,792
- NO.
- OKAY, NO FRENCH. GOT IT.
722
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,125
- NO FRENCH.
- WE UP HERE?
723
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,667
- AH, PLEASE.
724
00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:52,458
- MR. FUJIMURA,
THIS IS MY...
725
00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:53,875
- HUSBAND.
- KEVIN.
726
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,834
- AH.
727
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,333
- OH, .
728
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,500
- WE ARE MOST HONORED
TO FORMALLY MEET
729
00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,792
THE NEW HUSBAND
OF JENNIFER.
730
00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:02,917
- AH.
731
00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,583
- WE CONGRATULATE YOU.
732
00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:07,458
- OH.
- PLEASE SIT DOWN.
733
00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,625
EVERYONE, PLEASE.
734
00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,875
- THANK YOU.
735
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:15,000
I CAN DO IT. OKAY.
- OH, OKAY. GOTCHA.
736
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,166
- CAN I OFFER YOU SOME WINE?
- UH, YES, PLEASE.
737
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:25,458
- MAY I ASK WHAT KIND
OF WORK YOU DO, MR. KEVIN?
738
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:29,333
- WELL, UH,
I AM CURRENTLY ACTIVE
739
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:34,792
IN THE RECREATIONAL SERVICES
INDUSTRY,
740
00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:37,333
SPECIFICALLY
THE GOLF SECTOR.
741
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:42,083
AND I MEAN THAT I THINK
OF MY BEST IDEAS
742
00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,583
ON THE GOLF COURSE.
743
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,500
- OH, HOW SMART.
744
00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:50,583
- ENOUGH ABOUT ME THOUGH, HUH?
745
00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:53,041
UM, LET'S TOAST
TO YOUR NEW VENTURE.
746
00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:55,333
- AH.
747
00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,709
EXCELLENT.
748
00:34:58,709 --> 00:35:01,500
WE ARE MOST EXCITED
TO MOVE FORWARD.
749
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:05,125
HOWEVER, THERE IS
A SMALL COMPLICATION
750
00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:08,458
THAT IS RISEN
WITH THE BOARD.
751
00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:10,500
MY COWORKER HAS INFORMED ME
752
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:14,500
THAT SEVERAL
OF THE ZONING PERMITS
753
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:19,709
ARE STILL OUTSTANDING
IN THIS PROJECT.
754
00:35:19,709 --> 00:35:21,667
- UH, IF I MAY--
- KEVIN, IT'S FINE.
755
00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:23,041
- IT'S OKAY.
I GOT THIS.
756
00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:24,875
UM...
757
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:27,834
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY
ABOUT JENNIFER HERE.
758
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,166
A COUPLE YEARS BACK,
759
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,542
OUR GARBAGE CANS
KEPT GETTING KNOCKED OVER
760
00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:33,291
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
EVERY NIGHT.
761
00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:35,709
DID A LITTLE INVESTIGATING.
762
00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:38,583
TURNS OUT WE HAD A BIG FAMILY
OF RACCOONS
763
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:41,625
THAT HAD MOVED IN
UNDERNEATH OUR HOUSE.
764
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,709
AND SINCE IT WAS, LIKE,
THANKSGIVING WEEKEND,
765
00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:46,750
THE ANIMAL CONTROL GUY
766
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,417
COULDN'T DO
A DARN THING ABOUT IT.
767
00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,667
- WHERE IS THE WAITER?
768
00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:51,542
- WE HAD 20 PEOPLE
COMING OVER FOR DINNER.
769
00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:52,792
- OKAY.
770
00:35:52,792 --> 00:35:54,083
- JEN, HERE, WOULDN'T TAKE
NO FOR AN ANSWER,
771
00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,500
SO WITH JUST AN ADDRESS BOOK
AND A DYING CELL PHONE,
772
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,417
BAM!--
IN 30 MINUTES FLAT,
773
00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,083
SHE HAD
THE DEPUTY MAYOR HIMSELF
774
00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,250
CRAWLING AROUND UNDERNEATH
OUR HOUSE WITH A FLASHLIGHT.
775
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:09,000
PROBLEM SOLVED, AND...
776
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,333
YOU KNOW,
THE POINT OF THE STORY
777
00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:14,208
IS THAT JENNIFER HERE--
THERE IS NOTHING...
778
00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:18,208
THAT SHE CAN'T ACCOMPLISH
OR ACHIEVE.
779
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,041
SHE SAYS SHE'S GONNA
GET YOU THOSE PERMITS,
780
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,583
WELL, BY GOLLY,
SHE'S GONNA DO IT.
781
00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:37,458
I SHALL RELAY THAT
TO THE BOARD.
782
00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,959
- THAT-THAT'S GREAT!
783
00:36:41,959 --> 00:36:43,333
WOW!
784
00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,333
YOU KNOW, I KNOW WE DON'T
REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER,
785
00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,375
BUT I THINK WE ALL HAVE
SOMETHING IN COMMON HERE.
786
00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:48,834
WE ALL THINK JENNIFER HERE
787
00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:51,000
IS JUST PRETTY DARN AMAZING,
RIGHT?
788
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,458
HUH? KANPAI! KANPAI!
- YES, KANPAI.
789
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:54,792
- KANPAI!
- KANPAI.
790
00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:56,291
- WHOO!
791
00:36:56,291 --> 00:37:00,208
YEAH! GET IN THERE!
TO JENNIFER.
792
00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:03,583
- SALLY,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
793
00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:04,959
- IS IT HORRIBLE?
IT'S HORRIBLE.
794
00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:06,291
IS IT TERRIBLE?
795
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:09,125
- NO. KEVIN ACTUALLY--
HE'S BEING AMAZING.
796
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,709
HE PULLED THIS WHOLE THING OFF
AND HE EVEN SAVED THE DAY.
797
00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:14,458
- THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT
WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY.
798
00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:16,667
- I KNOW.
- HOW LONG DID HE STICK AROUND?
799
00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,125
- UH, HE'S STILL HERE.
HE'S AT THE TABLE.
800
00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,625
- WAIT, YOU LEFT KEVIN ALONE
801
00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:21,125
AT A TABLE WITH
YOUR MOST IMPORTANT CLIENT?
802
00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:25,500
- AND NOW THE MUSICAL STYLINGS
OF KEVIN DUNCAN.
803
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:29,458
- I HAVE TO GO.
- YEAH, OKAY, BYE.
804
00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,667
- THIS IS THE CAPTAIN
OF THE PINAFORE.
805
00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:32,959
- KEVIN!
- YEAH.
806
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,166
- THIS IS NOT A KARAOKE BAR.
- OH, YES, IT IS.
807
00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:37,500
FOR THE H.M.S. PINAFORE,
YES, IT IS! RIGHT?
808
00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,750
- I'M TOTALLY GONNA LOSE
MY JOB.
809
00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:41,125
MR. FUJIMURA, I AM SO SORRY.
THIS WHOLE THING--
810
00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:44,458
- I KNOW THIS SONG!
THAT'S HOW I LEARN ENGLISH.
811
00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:47,458
- OOH!
812
00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,792
♪ I AM THE CAPTAIN
OF THE PINAFORE ♪
813
00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:58,125
♪ AND A RIGHT GOOD CAPTAIN TOO ♪
814
00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,500
♪ YOU'RE VERY, VERY GOOD
AND BE IT UNDERSTOOD ♪
815
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,542
♪ I COMMAND
A RIGHT GOOD CREW ♪
816
00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,875
both: ♪ WE'RE VERY, VERY GOOD
AND BE IT UNDERSTOOD ♪
817
00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,166
♪ HE COMMANDS
A RIGHT GOOD CREW ♪
818
00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,333
- ♪ THOUGH RELATED TO A PEER
I CAN HAND, REEF, AND STEER ♪
819
00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,750
♪ AND SHIP A SELVAGEE ♪
820
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:15,625
♪ I AM NEVER KNOWN TO QUAIL
AT THE FURY OF A GALE ♪
821
00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,750
♪ AND I'M NEVER,
NEVER SICK AT SEA ♪
822
00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,375
- ♪ WHAT, NEVER? ♪
- ♪ NO, NEVER ♪
823
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:25,083
- ♪ WHAT, NEVER? ♪
- ♪ WELL, HARDLY EVER ♪
824
00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:29,667
- ♪ HE'S HARDLY EVER
SICK AT SEA ♪
825
00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:32,625
both: ♪ THEN GIVE THREE CHEERS
AND ONE CHEER MORE ♪
826
00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:35,083
♪ FOR THE HARDY CAPTAIN
OF THE PINAFORE ♪
827
00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,583
♪ THEN GIVE THREE CHEERS
AND ONE CHEER MORE ♪
828
00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,500
♪ FOR THE CAPTAIN
OF THE PINAFORE ♪
829
00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:49,417
- YEAH!
FANTASTIC!
830
00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:51,750
TRIPLE THREAT.
TRIPLE THREAT.
831
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,417
RIGHT?
832
00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:54,750
- NO.
- YES.
833
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:58,458
MR. FUJIMURA, EVERYBODY.
834
00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:07,917
- I MEAN, WHO KNEW
MR. FUJIMURA COULD SING?
835
00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:10,041
I KNOW.
836
00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:11,500
HE'S A TRIPLE THREAT.
837
00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,125
HE CAN SING, HE CAN DANCE.
HIS ORIGAMI CRANES--
838
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,208
TERRIFIC.
839
00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,458
I THINK
HE HAD A GOOD TIME.
840
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,041
HE SAID NEXT TIME
HE VISITS,
841
00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:22,208
HE'S BRINGING HIS WIFE MICHIKO
AND THE KIDS.
842
00:39:23,959 --> 00:39:25,709
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
843
00:39:25,709 --> 00:39:27,792
- WAS THAT A LAUGH?
844
00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:29,875
- OH, NO,
I'M STILL VERY ANGRY AT YOU.
845
00:39:33,709 --> 00:39:35,750
NO.
846
00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:39,458
YOU DID GOOD.
847
00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:42,166
IT REALLY WAS
AN UNFORGETTABLE EVENING, SO...
848
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:43,834
THANK YOU, KEV.
849
00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,542
- OH, IT'S NOT OVER YET.
850
00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:48,458
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
851
00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,375
WHAT THE--KEVIN!
852
00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:51,834
all: SURPRISE!
853
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:57,792
- BEHOLD, THE WEDDING RECEPTION
WE'VE NEVER HAD.
854
00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,500
- YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
855
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,834
YEAH!
856
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,208
- YEAH.
857
00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:14,166
- I MUST ADMIT, YOU THROW
A GREAT PARTY FOR A DEAD MAN.
858
00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:16,333
- THANK YOU.
859
00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:19,208
MM-MM.
860
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,834
- MR. HENDERSON,
I AM SO SORRY.
861
00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:23,208
ARE WE BEING TOO LOUD?
I'M SO--
862
00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:24,667
- FOR YEARS,
I'VE BEEN SAYING
863
00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:27,500
THESE TWO CHARACTERS
OUGHT TO GET HITCHED.
864
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,542
AND NOW YOU HAVE,
YOU SLY MONKEYS!
865
00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:35,333
- THANK YOU, BUT...NO.
866
00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,667
- WOULD YOU PLEASE
TRY TO GET KEVIN
867
00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,166
TO STOP BLOCKING MY DRIVEWAY
WITH HIS CAR?
868
00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:40,375
THAT WAY
I WON'T BE OVER HERE
869
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,709
BANGING ON YOUR DOOR
ALL THE TIME.
870
00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:42,875
- UH--
- UH, WILL DO.
871
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,000
- ALL RIGHT.
PAR-TAY.
872
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,083
- MOVE YOUR CAR.
- I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
873
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,000
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
874
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,834
WHOO!
- MM.
875
00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:27,875
- JEN!
876
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:29,917
BABE, YOU HERE?
877
00:41:29,917 --> 00:41:33,291
- BRYCE?
878
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:34,792
YOU'RE BACK EARLY.
879
00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,458
- YES. YOU'D KNOW THAT
IF YOU CHECKED YOUR MESSAGES.
880
00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:37,667
- I'M SORRY, OKAY?
881
00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:39,667
EVERYTHING HAS BEEN
EXTREMELY CRAZY.
882
00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:42,250
- YEAH, SO I SEE.
883
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:45,208
"CONGRATULATIONS,
NEWLYWEDS."
884
00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:46,875
DID KEVIN FINALLY SNAP
885
00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:48,375
AND SEND AWAY
FOR A MAIL-ORDER BRIDE?
886
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:49,667
- N--
- COME HERE.
887
00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:52,041
- ACTUALLY...
888
00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:54,959
TURNS OUT JEN AND I
ARE MARRIED.
889
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,625
CRAZY, RIGHT?
HOW WAS CHICAGO?
890
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,667
- THIS IS--THIS IS A--
A JOKE, RIGHT?
891
00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:04,041
- NO! WE DIDN'T GET MARRIED.
892
00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:06,500
THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE.
IT JUST--IT GOES WAY BACK.
893
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,000
- WAY BACK.
894
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,709
YEAH,
THERE'S HISTORY HERE.
895
00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:12,667
HISTORY THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN
BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND.
896
00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,834
- DON'T WORRY, BRYCE.
- LET ME EXPLAIN.
897
00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:17,959
SEE, JENNIFER AND I
HAVE WHAT'S CALLED
898
00:42:17,959 --> 00:42:21,792
A "COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE."
899
00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:22,792
- AND YOU'VE BEEN HIDING THIS
FROM ME?
900
00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:24,291
- NO, NO.
901
00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,250
KEVIN DRUDGED UP
THIS WHOLE COMMON LAW THING
902
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,625
AND I HAD NO IDEA,
903
00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:29,291
AND I DIDN'T THINK
THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND.
904
00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:30,458
- YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T.
905
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:31,709
- BRYCE,
IT'S JUST TEMPORARY, OKAY?
906
00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:34,125
I AM GOING TO HANDLE
ALL OF THIS--
907
00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:36,041
THIS WHOLE THING SOON ENOUGH.
- WELL, YOU BETTER.
908
00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:39,083
YOU GET RID OF THIS PARASITE
OR OUR WEDDING IS OFF.
909
00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:44,083
OH! AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION,
CHICAGO WAS GREAT.
910
00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,333
- OH.
911
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:06,458
- SALLY?
- HEY, JEN.
912
00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,291
OKAY, SO I'VE BEEN GOING OVER
THIS CRAZY COMMON LAW CLAIM
913
00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,834
WITH EVERYONE
AT THE LAW FIRM,
914
00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:14,458
AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ONLY HAVE
A COUPLE OF OPTIONS.
915
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:15,917
ONE, WE CAN FIGHT THIS
IN COURT,
916
00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:18,333
AND YOU CAN SPEND A LOTTA TIME
AND A LOTTA MONEY AND MAYBE WIN.
917
00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:20,000
BUT EVEN IF WE DO WIN,
918
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,458
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET
TO MARRY BRYCE ANYTIME SOON.
919
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,041
TWO, YOU CAN GET KEVIN
TO SIGN A DOCUMENT
920
00:43:24,041 --> 00:43:25,583
WAIVING
ANY COMMON LAW CLAIM,
921
00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:27,875
WHICH HE WON'T DO
UNLESS HE HAS TO,
922
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:30,542
AND DOESN'T HAVE TO
UNLESS YOU MAKE HIM.
923
00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:32,041
- LOOK.
924
00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:35,291
AS GREAT OF A GUY AS KEVIN IS,
HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A QUITTER.
925
00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,834
IF YOU CAN MAKE
KEVIN'S LIFE MISERABLE
926
00:43:36,834 --> 00:43:38,250
FOR JUST A FEW HOURS,
927
00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,208
SHOW HIM WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE A REAL HUSBAND,
928
00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:41,750
I THINK HE'LL CRACK
AND SIGN ANYTHING.
929
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:43,375
- OH, YOU THINK?
I DON'T KNOW.
930
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,792
- IT'LL TAKE A DAY,
A WEEK TOPS.
931
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,041
- I DON'T KNOW.
932
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,583
- HONEY,
THIS IS THE ONLY OPTION.
933
00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,375
IN THE END,
KEVIN'LL THANK YOU,
934
00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,834
BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY
CANNOT GO SOFT.
935
00:43:52,834 --> 00:43:55,709
TRUST ME.
KEVIN FOLDS EVERY TIME.
936
00:43:55,709 --> 00:43:57,625
- I HOPE SO.
937
00:43:57,625 --> 00:43:58,875
- OKAY,
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
938
00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:01,834
- OKAY, BYE.
939
00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,041
- OW!
- GOOD MORNING, SWEETIE PIE.
940
00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:12,458
SINCE YOU ARE MY HUSBAND,
941
00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,208
TODAY YOU GET TO HELP ME
DO SOME HUSBAND-Y THINGS.
942
00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,875
- CAN WE REVISIT THIS IN,
LIKE, FOUR TO SIX HOURS?
943
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,250
- NO, I'M SORRY.
WE HAVE A HOUSEHOLD TO RUN.
944
00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,166
- I--NO.
945
00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,083
OKAY.
946
00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,417
- THESE ARE THE BILLS.
947
00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:28,125
THIS IS A MORTGAGE
WE NEED TO REFINANCE
948
00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,417
TO GET BETTER INTEREST RATES.
949
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,542
THESE ARE SOME BROCHURES
950
00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,667
SO YOU CAN CALL
THE VARIOUS AGENTS
951
00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:33,417
TO EVALUATE
THEIR RE-FI OFFER.
952
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,917
THESE ARE CHARTS
FOR LIFE INSURANCE.
953
00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,291
- AND HERE'S A WARRANTY
FOR THE BROKEN DISHWASHER.
954
00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:40,083
IT MAY HAVE EXPIRED.
955
00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:41,583
BUT YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT,
RIGHT, HONEY?
956
00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:45,917
- CAN I PHONE IN
A LIFELINE, PLEASE?
957
00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:55,166
HEY, HONEY.
958
00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:57,333
OH, SO I JUST GOT DONE
MOWING THE LAWN,
959
00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,959
BALANCING THE CHECKBOOK,
PAYING OUR BILLS,
960
00:44:59,959 --> 00:45:01,500
AND I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF
961
00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,000
TO SET UP A SEP-IRA FOR US.
962
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,333
- OKAY, GREAT.
963
00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:06,834
CALL THE SHOP AND SEE
WHEN MY CAR IS GONNA BE READY.
964
00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,166
THEN DROP OFF
THE DRY-CLEANING.
965
00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:09,709
THEN GO TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD
ASSOCIATION MEETING.
966
00:45:09,709 --> 00:45:11,208
THEY NEED HELP
WITH THE BAKE SALE.
967
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,500
AND THERE'S
A FEW OTHER THINGS ON HERE,
968
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,625
BUT DON'T WORRY.
969
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,792
I MADE AN HOURLY SCHEDULE
FOR YOU.
970
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:23,583
- JEN...
971
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,458
DO YOU WANT A HUSBAND,
A CHAUFFEUR,
972
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,041
OR A PERSONAL ASSISTANT?
973
00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,625
- YES.
974
00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:34,667
SO YOU READY TO THROW IN
THE TOWEL?
975
00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:43,083
OH, ACTUALLY...
976
00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:46,083
I'M READY TO STEP UP
MY GAME.
977
00:46:31,834 --> 00:46:33,917
- SO HOW ARE THINGS
WITH KEVIN?
978
00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,875
- HE SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT
WORKING ON THE GAZEBO.
979
00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,625
- WOW.
980
00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,875
THAT DOESN'T SOUND AT ALL
LIKE KEVIN.
981
00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:41,333
- I KNOW.
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING.
982
00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:42,667
- I DON'T KNOW,
YOU NEED TO, LIKE,
983
00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:45,667
RAISE THE STAKES
OR SOMETHING.
984
00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,750
- WHAT?
WHAT'S THAT?
985
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:51,709
- OH, KEVIN?
986
00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:53,959
SALLY AND I HAVE
A FEW ERRANDS TO RUN
987
00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:57,208
AND SHE'S GOT THE KIDS.
988
00:46:57,208 --> 00:47:00,417
YOU WOULDN'T MIND BABYSITTING
FOR US, WOULD YOU?
989
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,166
- ACTUALLY,
I WAS GONNA MEET THE GUYS,
990
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,625
SHOOT SOME HOOPS,
YOU KNOW?
991
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:09,750
- OH.
992
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,125
- OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
- YEAH.
993
00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:15,083
- I MEAN, A HUSBAND HAS TO HAVE
NATURAL FATHERING INSTINCTS.
994
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,750
- IT'S SO IMPORTANT.
- VERY IMPORTANT.
995
00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:19,750
- IT'S, LIKE,
THE MOST IMPORTANT.
996
00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,250
- THE MOST IMPORTANT.
997
00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:24,250
- MM-HMM.
- MM.
998
00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:26,917
HMM.
999
00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:31,208
I'M JUST GONNA--JUST GONNA
TAKE THIS AWAY FROM YOU.
1000
00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:33,583
LET GO.
LET GO, LET GO, LET GO.
1001
00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:36,417
LET GO!
1002
00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,166
SALLY SAYS YOU'RE WHAT HAPPENS
IF I DON'T DO WELL IN SCHOOL.
1003
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:41,709
- OH, YEAH?
1004
00:47:41,709 --> 00:47:43,125
DU-DOY!
1005
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,875
- HUH? HUH?
1006
00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:46,458
YOU WANNA FIGHT DIRTY, HUH?
1007
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:54,917
- ♪ DON'T FOLLOW ME,
I COULD BE WRONG ♪
1008
00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:59,000
♪ IT'S IN THE AIR,
SOON I'LL BE GONE ♪
1009
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,333
♪ STUCK HERE INSIDE
THESE FOUR STONE WALLS ♪
1010
00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:07,583
♪ I'M LEAVING NOW
IF I GOT TO CRAWL ♪
1011
00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:12,792
♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO,
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ♪
1012
00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:13,959
- WITH THE NOSE ON!
- ♪ COME FRIDAY NIGHT ♪
1013
00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:17,500
♪ I'M MILES AWAY ♪
1014
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,500
- YEAH! COME ON!
HIT IT AGAIN! HYAH!
1015
00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,000
- YA!
- YEAH!
1016
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,333
NOW WATCH, LISTEN,
AND LEARN, HUH?
1017
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000
- ♪ I'M GONNA BREAK OUT
TONIGHT ♪
1018
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,417
♪ YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GET TO ME,
PUTTING ON THE FREEZE ♪
1019
00:48:41,417 --> 00:48:43,083
♪ YOU WERE MISTAKEN ♪
1020
00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:48,000
♪ I'M NOT DOWN ON MY KNEES ♪
1021
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,291
- DO YOU THINK
THEY KILLED HIM?
1022
00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:53,709
- I FEEL KINDA BAD,
BUT I'M ALSO MORBIDLY CURIOUS.
1023
00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:55,250
- WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING
THOSE KIDS CAN DO
1024
00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,375
IT IS CRUSH
SOMEONE'S SPIRIT.
1025
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,417
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
1026
00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:09,041
THANKS, YOU GUYS ARE TOO KIND.
1027
00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:10,375
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
1028
00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,542
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
1029
00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:24,583
- BRYCE, SWEETHEART,
1030
00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:27,208
EVERYTHING IS MOVING AHEAD
JUST FINE.
1031
00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:30,083
THIS KEVIN PROBLEM
WILL BE SOLVED SHORTLY.
1032
00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:31,834
- WELL, I HOPE SO.
1033
00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:33,750
THE VON HOFFMAN'S ASKED US
TO THEIR ANNIVERSARY RECEPTION
1034
00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:35,083
THIS WEEKEND AT THE CLUB,
1035
00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,333
AND WHEN THEY SAID
"BRING YOUR FIANCEE,"
1036
00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:37,667
IT WAS ALL I COULD DO
NOT TO BLURT OUT,
1037
00:49:37,667 --> 00:49:38,750
"SHE MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE."
1038
00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,542
- I'M SORRY, HONEY.
1039
00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:41,875
- LISTEN, BABE, CAN WE
JUST TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?
1040
00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:44,458
I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
1041
00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,083
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
1042
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,667
- BYE.
1043
00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,458
- KEV.
1044
00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:00,917
- HEY.
1045
00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:02,333
- YOU MISSED
ANOTHER POKER NIGHT.
1046
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,417
- YEAH.
1047
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,125
- NOT TO MENTION
BASKETBALL TODAY.
1048
00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:07,417
- I KNOW.
I'M--I'M SORRY, MAN.
1049
00:50:07,417 --> 00:50:08,583
- WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
1050
00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,542
YOU NEVER WANNA
HANG OUT ANYMORE.
1051
00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:12,750
- I GOT ALL THESE
RESPONSIBILITIES NOW, RIGHT?
1052
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,375
I GOT THE BILLS.
I GOT THE MORTGAGE.
1053
00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:16,208
I GOT THE KIDS.
- KIDS?
1054
00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,041
HA, THAT WAS QUICK.
1055
00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:19,792
I THINK YOU'RE LETTING THIS
GET TO YOUR HEAD.
1056
00:50:19,792 --> 00:50:21,333
WHY ARE YOU STILL AT THIS?
1057
00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:22,750
- 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA
LET HER DOWN.
1058
00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,458
- YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT HER
TO MARRY BRYCE.
1059
00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:25,792
- DIDN'T I SAY THAT?
1060
00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:27,375
- NO.
1061
00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:30,166
- YOU KNOW,
I JUST HAD THIS CRAZY IDEA.
1062
00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:32,458
WITH ALL THIS RESPONSIBILITY
FLYING AROUND,
1063
00:50:32,458 --> 00:50:35,792
MAYBE I SHOULD
PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS
1064
00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:36,959
AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
1065
00:50:36,959 --> 00:50:38,792
I ONLY NEED
SIX MORE CREDITS, RIGHT?
1066
00:50:38,792 --> 00:50:40,125
- THERE YOU GO.
1067
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,875
- I HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE OFF LATELY, HUH?
1068
00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,875
FELL OFF THE HORSE A BIT.
1069
00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:50,125
- YOU DIDN'T JUST FALL OFF.
1070
00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:52,208
THAT HORSE KNOCKED YOU DOWN,
STEPPED ON YOUR HEAD,
1071
00:50:52,208 --> 00:50:55,542
AND IS OFF
EATING DANDELIONS.
1072
00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:06,625
- HOW'S IT GOING WITH KEVIN?
- KEVIN!
1073
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:09,166
HA!
1074
00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:11,625
KEVIN...HAS LOST WEIGHT...
1075
00:51:11,625 --> 00:51:14,000
HE GETS UP AT 5:00 A.M.
TO DO HIS CHORES.
1076
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,250
THE KEVIN I KNOW
1077
00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,208
WOULD'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO TAKE ALL THAT.
1078
00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,583
- HANG IN THERE.
HE'S GONNA CRACK SOON.
1079
00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:20,750
HE'S GOT TO.
1080
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,917
- OH, IT'S KEVIN.
1081
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,959
HE'S OFF WORK
AND MY CHAUFFER FOR THE DAY.
1082
00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:46,291
WHAT?
1083
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,458
- ARE YOU TALKING TO ME NOW?
1084
00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,542
- NO, I'M STILL MAD AT YOU.
1085
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:55,542
BUT DO YOU THINK
I LOOK LIKE A GIANT SNOWMAN?
1086
00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:01,959
YOU LOOK, UM...
1087
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,208
BEAUTIFUL.
1088
00:52:10,542 --> 00:52:12,875
- THANKS.
1089
00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:16,875
- UM...
1090
00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:19,166
WELL...
1091
00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:23,083
I'LL BE IN THE CAR,
MILADY.
1092
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:43,291
- YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE
IN A MEN'S SHELTER SOON ENOUGH.
1093
00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:47,333
- NAPOLEON!
1094
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,625
NAPOLEON!
1095
00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,500
- HEY, YOU.
1096
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:54,917
HI, SWEETIE.
- HI!
1097
00:52:54,917 --> 00:52:56,875
- LOOKS LIKE
HE HASN'T SLEPT IN DAYS.
1098
00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,375
- GOOD WORK, HON.
1099
00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:01,000
YOU FINALLY TIGHTENED
THE SCREWS.
1100
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,250
- AFTER EVERYTHING
THAT'S HAPPENED, I--
1101
00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:06,375
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU STILL WANNA MARRY ME.
1102
00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:08,792
- SWEETHEART,
OF COURSE I DO.
1103
00:53:08,792 --> 00:53:12,375
- I'M SORRY. I REALLY AM.
ABOUT EVERYTHING.
1104
00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:16,417
- OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.
1105
00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:27,291
- BRYCE!
1106
00:53:29,667 --> 00:53:31,375
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU.
1107
00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,792
- YOU CAN WEAR IT TONIGHT
AT THE VON HOFFMAN'S
1108
00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:33,917
ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
1109
00:53:33,917 --> 00:53:35,625
MRS. VON HOFFMAN
IS HEAD OF MY FIRM
1110
00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:37,000
AND SHE ADORES YOU.
1111
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,291
I MEAN, CAN YOU BLAME HER
FOR WANTING ME TO SHOW YOU OFF?
1112
00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:45,625
I GOT SOME WORK TO FINISH UP,
AND I WILL SEE YOU...
1113
00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:48,041
TONIGHT AT THE PARTY.
- OKAY.
1114
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,834
- YEAH, THIS IS KEVIN.
1115
00:54:11,834 --> 00:54:15,417
WHA--ARE YOU SERIOUS?
1116
00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:18,166
YEAH! YEAH,
THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YEAH.
1117
00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:19,333
OKAY!
1118
00:54:19,333 --> 00:54:22,000
YEAH, I'LL--
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
1119
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,208
GREAT.
1120
00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,875
BYE.
1121
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,458
ALL RIGHT.
1122
00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:30,834
- KEVIN!
1123
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,166
KEVIN!
1124
00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:35,417
KEVIN?
KEVIN?
1125
00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:36,583
- JEN, GUESS WHAT.
1126
00:54:36,583 --> 00:54:38,083
YOU REMEMBER
THAT NEW YORK INVESTOR
1127
00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:39,333
THAT I WAS CADDYING FOR
LAST MONTH,
1128
00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:41,333
MR. DAVIDSON?
1129
00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:44,083
WELL, HE'S PASSING THROUGH TOWN.
HE WANTS TO MEET!
1130
00:54:44,083 --> 00:54:46,250
HIS KID LOVED MY GAME IDEA!
1131
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,917
THIS IS A ONCE-IN-LIFETIME
OPPORTUNITY.
1132
00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:51,250
- KEVIN, NAPOLEON IS SICK
AND HE'S NOT RESPONDING!
1133
00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,208
- WHAT?
1134
00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:54,917
NAPOLEON? WHAT'S WRONG?
1135
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,208
- HE WAS THROWING UP
AND NOW HE'S JUST LAYING THERE.
1136
00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:02,375
I TRIED CALLING THE VET,
BUT ALL I GOT WAS THEIR SERVICE.
1137
00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:06,959
THAT'S BRYCE.
1138
00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:10,667
- HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
1139
00:55:10,667 --> 00:55:11,834
WHAT'S WRONG?
1140
00:55:11,834 --> 00:55:13,792
- HI! YOU GOT MY MESSAGE.
1141
00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:15,125
- YEAH, WHAT'S THE VERDICT?
1142
00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,417
- HE'S STILL SICK.
1143
00:55:16,417 --> 00:55:18,083
HE'S JUST--
HE'S LAYING THERE.
1144
00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:20,166
I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE HIM
TO THE VET.
1145
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:21,667
- JEN, I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT IT,
1146
00:55:21,667 --> 00:55:23,000
BUT I'M TRAPPED
BETWEEN MEETINGS ALL DAY.
1147
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,291
I'M SURE HE'LL BE FINE.
1148
00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:32,083
LISTEN, BABE, I GOTTA RUN,
1149
00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:33,458
BUT DON'T BE
SO WORRIED ABOUT IT.
1150
00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,667
HE'S JUST A DOG, JEN.
1151
00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:39,375
- WE GOTTA GET HIM
TO THE VET.
1152
00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:40,792
- BUT YOUR INVESTOR,
YOUR BIG OPPORTUNITY.
1153
00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:42,375
- DID I SAY THAT WAS TODAY?
IT'S TOMORROW, TOMORROW.
1154
00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:44,667
- KEVIN,
IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?
1155
00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:52,750
- NAPOLEON HAD QUITE
AN INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE,
1156
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,750
BUT...
1157
00:55:54,750 --> 00:55:56,125
HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
1158
00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:58,625
- OOH-WEE.
1159
00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:02,291
- OH, THANK GOODNESS.
1160
00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:05,375
THAT'S ONE OF BRYCE'S
GOLF BALLS.
1161
00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:11,542
- I'M REALLY SORRY
YOU MISSED
1162
00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:13,375
YOUR BIG MEETING
WITH MR. DAVIDSON.
1163
00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:15,709
- NO, NO--I'LL HAVE
MORE OPPORTUNITIES, YOU KNOW?
1164
00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:17,458
WE ONLY HAVE ONE NAPOLEON.
1165
00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,083
- THANKS, KEV.
1166
00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,667
- HEY, HEY.
NAPOLEON'S GONNA BE FINE.
1167
00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:24,375
- NO, I KNOW, I JUST GOT REALLY
WORRIED ABOUT THE WHILE THING.
1168
00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:25,709
IS MY MAKEUP--
DOES IT LOOK OKAY?
1169
00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,041
- RELAX.
1170
00:56:38,041 --> 00:56:39,458
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
1171
00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:41,291
- AND YOU NEED
TO GET SOME REST, KEVIN.
1172
00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:42,667
YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.
1173
00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:45,375
- GET OUTTA HERE
AND GO HAVE FUN WITH BRYCE.
1174
00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:46,834
- OKAY.
1175
00:56:46,834 --> 00:56:48,792
OKAY.
1176
00:56:48,792 --> 00:56:51,917
- A HUSBAND'S THERE
WHEN YOU NEED HIM.
1177
00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,834
- EXCUSE ME.
1178
00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,500
YOU'RE LATE.
- I KNOW. I'M SORRY, OKAY?
1179
00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:06,834
NAPOLEON. WE TOOK HIM.
HE GOT SICK.
1180
00:57:06,834 --> 00:57:08,542
AND WE HAD TO GO TO THE VET.
- FILL ME IN LATER.
1181
00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:10,542
- ARE YOU ANGRY?
- I'M NOT ANGRY!
1182
00:57:10,542 --> 00:57:11,834
YOU'RE JUST
OVER AN HOUR LATE.
1183
00:57:11,834 --> 00:57:13,250
- BRYCE, I TOLD YOU,
NAPOLEON. HE GOT--
1184
00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,250
- I KNOW, BUT WE'RE AT AN ULTRA
CRITICAL TIME RIGHT NOW.
1185
00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,625
THE BOARD MEETING
IS NEXT MONTH, JEN,
1186
00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:19,750
AND WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE PARTNER,
I'D LIKE IT TO BE ME.
1187
00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:23,291
- OKAY.
1188
00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:25,375
I'M SORRY.
1189
00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:28,250
I JUST, UM--I'VE HAD A LOT
ON MY MIND LATELY.
1190
00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:49,583
- SHE'S GONNA NEED HER PURSE.
1191
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,083
- BRYCE.
1192
00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:54,458
AND THE LOVELY JENNIFER.
1193
00:57:54,458 --> 00:57:57,083
- IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN,
MRS. VON HOFFMAN.
1194
00:57:57,083 --> 00:58:00,166
- I UNDERSTAND CONGRATULATIONS
ARE IN ORDER.
1195
00:58:00,166 --> 00:58:02,000
THERE'S A WEDDING COMING UP,
ISN'T THERE?
1196
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,625
- YES, IT IS.
- MM-HMM.
1197
00:58:03,625 --> 00:58:06,333
JENNIFER, I UNDERSTAND
YOU WORK FOR MONROY AND KLEIN.
1198
00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,458
- YES, I WORK--
1199
00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,083
- YES, SHE HEADS UP
CITY PLANNING.
1200
00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:10,792
- DOES SHE?
1201
00:58:10,792 --> 00:58:11,750
- YES.
1202
00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:13,625
- YOU MUST BE VERY TALENTED.
1203
00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,917
- THANK YOU.
1204
00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:17,041
- BRYCE,
YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN.
1205
00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,417
- LET ME REFRESH THAT
FOR YOU.
1206
00:58:18,417 --> 00:58:20,625
- YES, AND WOULD YOU PLEASE
ASK THEM TO UNCORK
1207
00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:21,959
A DECENT BOTTLE THIS TIME?
1208
00:58:21,959 --> 00:58:25,083
- ABSOLUTELY.
1209
00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:26,792
- SO YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED.
1210
00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:29,500
LUCKY GIRL.
1211
00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:31,583
YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE
AHEAD OF YOU.
1212
00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:33,458
- YES, ME AND BRYCE,
1213
00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:37,083
UH, WE'RE REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
1214
00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:38,959
- I WISH YOU THE BEST,
1215
00:58:38,959 --> 00:58:42,041
AND IF BRYCE
STEPS OUT OF LINE...
1216
00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:43,375
YOU LET ME KNOW.
1217
00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:45,500
- YES, I WILL.
1218
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,041
- LADIES.
1219
00:58:47,041 --> 00:58:50,625
- THANK YOU.
1220
00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:52,041
CHEERS.
- CHEERS.
1221
00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:55,583
- CHEERS.
1222
00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,458
- IT WAS LOVELY
TALKING WITH YOU.
1223
00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:59,625
- LIKEWISE.
1224
00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:04,709
- DID YOU HAVE A NICE TALK?
DID SHE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME?
1225
00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:07,583
- NO, NOT REALLY.
1226
00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:09,625
- JENKINS.
1227
00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:14,041
- I'LL BE A SEC.
1228
00:59:17,542 --> 00:59:18,750
- I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE,
PLEASE.
1229
00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,542
- HEY, JEN.
1230
00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:21,834
- KEV!
- HI.
1231
00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:24,166
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- YOU FORGOT YOUR PURSE.
1232
00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:25,333
- THANK YOU.
1233
00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:26,959
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1234
00:59:26,959 --> 00:59:29,750
- JENNIFER FORGOT HER PURSE,
BUT DON'T WORRY,
1235
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,667
I'M LEAVING.
1236
00:59:33,959 --> 00:59:35,500
YOU KNOW WHAT?
- KEV, PLEASE.
1237
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,875
- I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING.
1238
00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:40,166
JENNIFER HERE
IS A DIAMOND.
1239
00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:43,333
AND YOU'RE TREATING HER
LIKE A RHINESTONE.
1240
00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:46,542
- JENNIFER, GET RID OF HIM,
PLEASE.
1241
00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:49,250
- DON'T TALK TO HER
THAT WAY.
1242
00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:56,041
HEY, KEV.
- MM-HMM.
1243
00:59:56,041 --> 00:59:57,500
- WHY DON'T WE
CONTINUE THIS INSIDE?
1244
00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,125
- SURE, BRY.
1245
01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:07,041
- I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH
OF YOU AND ALL OF YOUR ANTICS
1246
01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:08,542
AND EVERYTHING THAT--
- YEAH, WELL, THAT'S FUNNY,
1247
01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:09,750
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SICK
OF YOU TOO.
1248
01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:11,041
- NOW, STOP, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
1249
01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,458
- YEAH, IT IS RIDICULOUS
1250
01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,792
THE WAY THIS NUTJOB'S
TURNED OUR LIFE UPSIDE DOWN.
1251
01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:15,166
- WELL, AT LEAST
I'M NOT A TWO-FACED CREEP.
1252
01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,250
- THAT'S IT!
- BRYCE, NO!
1253
01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:19,000
- OH, HE SUCKER PUNCHED ME!
1254
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,709
- BRYCE!
1255
01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:22,000
- YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU WIN.
1256
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,166
I MEAN, THIS IS--
1257
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,750
AAH!
1258
01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,083
- BRYCE, STOP!
- HEY, BREAK IT UP!
1259
01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:28,458
- KEVIN!
- BREAK IT UP!
1260
01:00:31,917 --> 01:00:33,375
- OH, BRYCE!
- STAY BACK!
1261
01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:35,417
- I--HE HIT ME.
1262
01:00:35,417 --> 01:00:37,375
- BRYCE, ARE YOU OKAY?
1263
01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:44,083
- IS HE DEAD?
1264
01:00:56,834 --> 01:00:59,709
- KEVIN.
1265
01:01:13,709 --> 01:01:17,125
- HEY.
1266
01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:28,375
YEAH, ABOUT HOW THINGS
WENT DOWN, UM...
1267
01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:34,500
I'M SORRY.
1268
01:01:43,709 --> 01:01:45,792
- KEV.
1269
01:02:06,959 --> 01:02:08,625
COME HERE.
1270
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:11,125
- OOH. AH. OOH.
OKAY, OKAY.
1271
01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:15,709
- WELL,
YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS.
1272
01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:18,959
- OH, SO WHAT IF I AM?
1273
01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,875
- COME ON.
1274
01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:29,709
WE'VE HAD FUN
OVER THE YEARS, RIGHT?
1275
01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:36,667
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, JEN.
1276
01:02:46,792 --> 01:02:49,250
- KEV...
1277
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:52,667
WHY PUT YOURSELF THROUGH
ALL OF THIS?
1278
01:02:54,959 --> 01:02:58,000
- 'CAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT.
1279
01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:06,750
AND...
1280
01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:08,417
I THINK I'M FALLING
IN LOVE WITH YOU.
1281
01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:10,875
- KEVIN.
1282
01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:16,166
- AND I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
1283
01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:22,083
- YOU'VE BEEN MY BEST FRIEND
SINCE WE WERE SIX.
1284
01:03:25,542 --> 01:03:29,542
- BUT BRYCE, HE'S THE ONE
THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO MARRY.
1285
01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:49,000
GOOD NIGHT, KEVIN.
1286
01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:58,083
- JEN.
1287
01:03:58,083 --> 01:04:01,291
I'LL SIGN WHATEVER YOU WANT
IN THE MORNING.
1288
01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:43,000
- ALL RIGHT,
SO JUST SIGN HERE
1289
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,041
AND THEN INITIAL DOWN THERE.
1290
01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:49,583
YOU SEE, JEREMY, THIS IS CALLED
SIGNING A DOCUMENT.
1291
01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:52,125
IT'S WHAT REAL LAWYERS DO
TO ACTUALLY HELP THEIR CLIENTS.
1292
01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,792
WE DO IT WITH A PEN.
1293
01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:57,834
AND THEN FINALLY,
THIS LAST ONE.
1294
01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:14,667
AND THAT'S IT.
1295
01:05:14,667 --> 01:05:16,166
CONGRATULATIONS.
1296
01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:18,667
YOU ARE BOTH
OFFICIALLY NOT MARRIED,
1297
01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:21,834
NOT THAT YOU EVER ACTUALLY WERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1298
01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:24,250
OKAY.
1299
01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:27,041
- SO THAT'S IT THEN.
1300
01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,083
- I GUESS SO.
1301
01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:32,583
- WELL...
1302
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:37,417
THERE'S ALSO THE LITTLE MATTER
OF PROPERTY TO BE RETURNED.
1303
01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:38,542
RING.
1304
01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:40,792
- OH.
1305
01:06:32,291 --> 01:06:35,792
- JEN?
1306
01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:40,041
I WISH YOU AND BRYCE
1307
01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:43,083
ALL THE LUCK
IN THE WORLD.
1308
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,834
- YOU TOO.
1309
01:07:04,834 --> 01:07:07,625
- JENNIFER,
1310
01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:10,333
SORRY FOR LOSING IT
THE OTHER DAY.
1311
01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:13,500
YOU FORGIVE ME?
1312
01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:17,458
- WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
IT WAS LESS THAN AN OPTIMAL TIME
1313
01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,750
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
1314
01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:20,959
- YOU KNOW, I HAD TIME
TO THINK ABOUT PRIORITIES...
1315
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:25,458
AND I REALIZED
HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME.
1316
01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:28,625
WELL, IT'S DONE.
1317
01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:29,959
SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED.
1318
01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:32,291
AND NOW WE CAN FINALLY
FOCUS ON OUR WEDDING.
1319
01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:34,291
- WHAT--WHAT DO YOU
KEEP DOING?
1320
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,542
- IT'S JUST WEIRD,
1321
01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:43,166
NOT HAVING KEVIN'S
BIG, UGLY RING ON MY FINGER.
1322
01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:45,500
- HM.
1323
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:49,542
- BUT YOUR RING
IS THE ONLY RING
1324
01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:52,208
THAT I NEED.
1325
01:07:54,834 --> 01:07:57,250
- AND THAT'S WHAT
I LIKE TO HEAR.
1326
01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:59,375
- OH.
1327
01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,333
- COME ON.
1328
01:08:11,667 --> 01:08:15,834
- ♪ IN CASE
YOU DIDN'T NOTICE ♪
1329
01:08:15,834 --> 01:08:20,250
- SINGLE AGAIN, MAN,
DRINK UP.
1330
01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:23,166
THOSE GIRLS OVER THERE
ARE CHECKING US OUT.
1331
01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,834
YEAH.
1332
01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:28,875
YOU GUYS GO TALK TO 'EM.
1333
01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,291
- NO, NO, NO.
HEY, LOOK.
1334
01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:31,500
YOU JUST GOTTA REGROUP.
1335
01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,792
YOU GOTTA GET
BACK IN THE GAME.
1336
01:08:32,792 --> 01:08:35,667
- YEAH, KEV,
GET OUT OF THIS FUNK.
1337
01:08:35,667 --> 01:08:39,959
- I'M CONTEMPLATING
MY NEXT MOVE.
1338
01:08:39,959 --> 01:08:41,667
- YOU STILL SERIOUS
ABOUT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL?
1339
01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:42,875
- YEAH, I WANNA
TRY SOMETHING NEW.
1340
01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:44,291
I JUST--
1341
01:08:44,291 --> 01:08:45,709
AH, MAN, MY NOTEBOOK.
1342
01:08:45,709 --> 01:08:48,583
- WHAT?
1343
01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,375
- IT'S MY BIG BOOK
OF MY BEST GAME IDEAS.
1344
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,834
I LEFT IT AT JENNIFER'S.
1345
01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:53,500
- WELL, SO GO GET IT.
1346
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,250
- I'M NOT EXACTLY
WELCOME THERE ANYMORE.
1347
01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:56,500
- HM.
1348
01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,500
- MM.
1349
01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:03,041
- I DON'T SUPPOSE
MAYBE YOU COULD--
1350
01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,375
- SURE.
I'LL SWING BY AND GET IT.
1351
01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:09,291
- THANK YOU.
1352
01:09:11,125 --> 01:09:13,000
- AND YOU--AND YOU TALKED
TO THE BARTENDERS?
1353
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,250
- MM-HMM. YEAH.
I MADE SURE
1354
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,583
ALL THE NO-NAME BRANDS
WERE BANNED FROM THE BAR.
1355
01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:18,917
AND THE VON HOFFMANS,
THEY RSVP'D.
1356
01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:20,083
- PERFECT.
1357
01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:21,417
- IT'S GONNA BE
THE WEDDING RECEPTION
1358
01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:24,208
TO END ALL
WEDDING RECEPTIONS.
1359
01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:26,166
THOUGH, HONEY?
1360
01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:28,625
HONEY?
- HM?
1361
01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:31,208
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW
A LOT OF THE NAMES ON THIS LIST.
1362
01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:34,041
- UH, PARTNERS AT THE FIRM,
JUST CLIENTS.
1363
01:09:34,041 --> 01:09:35,291
THINK OF 'EM
AS AUNTS AND UNCLES
1364
01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:37,166
YOU HAVEN'T MET YET.
1365
01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:39,000
- OKAY.
1366
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,083
WELL, IF YOU WANT
THEM THERE,
1367
01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:42,750
THEN, YEAH,
THAT'S GOOD FOR ME.
1368
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,333
- JEN, YOU'RE AMAZING.
1369
01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:47,333
- MM. I JUST WANT IT
TO BE ALL PERFECT.
1370
01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:50,250
SO DO YOU WANNA
COME INSIDE?
1371
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,041
WE CAN RELAX.
WE CAN WATCH A MOVIE.
1372
01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:55,458
- AH, I WOULD LOVE TO,
SWEETHEART, BUT I'M CRAZED.
1373
01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:59,291
JOHNSON JUST MADE A PLAY
FOR THE MOREWOOD TECH ACCOUNT.
1374
01:09:59,291 --> 01:10:02,000
I GOTTA GO, OKAY?
1375
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000
- OKAY.
1376
01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:06,375
- I LOVE YOU.
1377
01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,792
BYE.
1378
01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:10,208
LOVE YOU.
1379
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,875
- KEVIN?
1380
01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:28,041
I'M H-HOME.
1381
01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:31,792
HEY, NAPOLEON.
1382
01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:34,834
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW.
1383
01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,625
CHANGE YOUR MIND
ABOUT THE MOVIE?
1384
01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:30,667
- HI.
- HI.
1385
01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:32,125
SORRY,
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRYCE.
1386
01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,834
- NOPE, JUST ME.
1387
01:11:34,834 --> 01:11:35,959
- COME ON IN.
1388
01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,000
- THANKS.
1389
01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:45,792
SO, KEVIN FORGOT
HIS IDEA BOOK.
1390
01:11:45,792 --> 01:11:47,041
- OH.
1391
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,792
I KNOW EXACTLY
WHERE THAT IS.
1392
01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,208
I WOULDN'T WANT
KEVIN TO LOSE THAT.
1393
01:11:50,208 --> 01:11:53,625
THAT WOULD BE LIKE DA VINCI
LOSING HIS SKETCHES.
1394
01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:59,083
- HERE IT IS.
1395
01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:09,500
HEY, IT'S A MENU
FROM WAFFLE HABIT.
1396
01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:12,667
KEVIN AND I PRACTICALLY
LIVED THERE DURING COLLEGE.
1397
01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:14,667
- THEY HAD
THE BEST BELGIAN WAFFLES.
1398
01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:17,458
DO YOU KNOW THEY CLOSED DOWN
LAST YEAR?
1399
01:12:19,667 --> 01:12:21,333
- YEAH.
1400
01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:23,417
MISS THAT PLACE.
1401
01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:28,458
WHAT IS IT THAT KEVIN--
1402
01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:29,917
USED TO ALWAYS SAY?
1403
01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:32,458
HE WOULD SAY,
1404
01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:35,166
"DON'T RUSH THROUGH LIFE.
1405
01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:38,166
STOP AND--"
both: "SMELL THE WAFFLES."
1406
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:52,083
WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES
TOGETHER, HIM AND I.
1407
01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:55,291
- I MEAN,
THAT'S MY BROTHER, RIGHT?
1408
01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:01,500
- THE GUY WHO SAVED
YOUR SLINKY.
1409
01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:05,625
GOOD NIGHT, JEN.
1410
01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,583
- GOOD NIGHT.
1411
01:13:19,625 --> 01:13:20,917
- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
1412
01:13:20,917 --> 01:13:23,166
THE DAY BEFORE YOUR WEDDING.
1413
01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,625
- WE MADE IT THROUGH
THIS MESS.
1414
01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,542
AND NOW HERE WE ARE
AT THE REHEARSAL.
1415
01:13:26,542 --> 01:13:29,375
- UGH, FINALLY.
both: CHEERS.
1416
01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:31,750
- YOU LOOK STUNNING.
1417
01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,667
- MM. THANKS.
- HEY.
1418
01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:34,875
BABE?
- OH, YEAH?
1419
01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:36,250
- DID YOU SEE
THE SEATING CHART
1420
01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,667
FOR THE RECEPTION TOMORROW?
- MM-HMM.
1421
01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:39,875
- THE HATCHERS AND DALTONS
ARE SEATED AT THE SAME TABLE.
1422
01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:41,625
- IS THAT A PROBLEM?
1423
01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:43,500
- UH, JEN, I TOLD YOU.
1424
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,959
THEY CAN'T
SIT NEAR EACH OTHER.
1425
01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:46,500
HATCHER HAD DALTON
TOSSED OFF HIS BOARD.
1426
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,291
- OH, I THOUGHT
IT WAS PETERSON.
1427
01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:49,500
OH, OKAY.
1428
01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,000
THEN WE'LL JUST MOVE THEM
TO TABLE TWO.
1429
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,125
- WELL, TABLE TWO
HAS THE CHENS,
1430
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,333
HATCHER'S
BIGGEST COMPETITOR.
1431
01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:56,000
DIDN'T YOU DOUBLE-CHECK THIS
WITH MY OFFICE?
1432
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,500
- HONEY,
I-I DIDN'T HAVE TIME.
1433
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,291
I HAD THE DRESS FITTING
AND THEN,
1434
01:13:59,291 --> 01:14:01,125
WE HAD TROUBLE WITH THE FLOWERS,
THAT WHOLE PROBLEM--
1435
01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,500
- IT'S OKAY.
I'LL PATCH IT UP WITH HATCHER
1436
01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,750
WHEN I SEE HIM IN CHICAGO.
1437
01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:06,875
- YOU'RE GOING
TO CHICAGO AGAIN?
1438
01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:08,000
- YEAH, I'VE GOT TO.
1439
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,000
IT'LL JUST BE
A COUPLE DAYS NEXT WEEK.
1440
01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:17,667
JEN, WE'RE TALKING
PARTNERSHIP HERE.
1441
01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:22,500
- OUR PARTNERSHIP
OR YOUR PARTNERSHIP, BRYCE?
1442
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,542
- YOU KNOW
THAT ISN'T FAIR.
1443
01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:31,709
- I'M SORRY, OKAY? I JUST--
- NO, LOOK.
1444
01:14:31,709 --> 01:14:32,750
YOU GOT A LOT
ON YOUR PLATE.
1445
01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:35,083
I'LL HANDLE
THE SEATING CHART.
1446
01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:37,000
- JENNIFER, DEAR?
1447
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,333
IF YOU'RE READY,
IT'S TIME FOR THE REHEARSAL.
1448
01:14:39,333 --> 01:14:40,875
HM?
1449
01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:47,333
- HEY, HE'S JUST JITTERY,
OKAY?
1450
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:50,333
- ISN'T THE BRIDE SUPPOSED
TO BE THE JITTERY ONE?
1451
01:14:56,917 --> 01:14:59,917
- SO, WE'LL JUST
DO A QUICK RUN-THROUGH
1452
01:14:59,917 --> 01:15:02,417
AND THEN YOU CAN
GO ENJOY THE DINNER.
1453
01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:05,417
YOU TWO AREN'T, UH,
NERVOUS, I HOPE?
1454
01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:08,333
- WALK IN THE PARK,
RIGHT, HONEY?
1455
01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:12,000
- WELL, THEN LET'S
GET STARTED.
1456
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,250
JENNIFER, I TRUST
THE RINGS ARE READY.
1457
01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,458
- YEAH,
1458
01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:17,500
BUT IT MIGHT
WEIGH HER ARM DOWN.
1459
01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,917
LIKE HER ENGAGEMENT RING?
1460
01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:21,750
BIGGEST ROCK
AT THE JEWELERS.
1461
01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:25,709
- JEWELERS?
1462
01:15:25,709 --> 01:15:30,166
BRYCE, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THIS ENGAGEMENT RING WAS--
1463
01:15:30,166 --> 01:15:33,166
WAS YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S.
1464
01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:36,542
- WHAT? I--
1465
01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:38,166
- BRYCE, YOU SAID IT.
1466
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:40,834
THIS ENGAGEMENT RING?
1467
01:15:40,834 --> 01:15:43,417
YOU SAID THAT
YOUR GRANDFATHER
1468
01:15:43,417 --> 01:15:45,333
CARRIED IT ACROSS
TWO CONTINENTS,
1469
01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:47,166
AND HE WOULD'VE GONE FURTHER
FOR THE WOMAN THAT HE LOVED.
1470
01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:48,250
YOU SAID THAT TO ME.
1471
01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:49,417
I KNOW YOU SAID THAT TO ME.
- HONEY.
1472
01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:51,083
I TOOK A LOOK
AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S RING
1473
01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:53,917
AND THE DIAMONDS WERE
JUST CHINTZY LITTLE CHIPS.
1474
01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,458
YOU DESERVE SOMETHING
MORE IMPRESSIVE.
1475
01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:59,583
- AS IMPRESSIVE
AS THE STORY YOU TOLD?
1476
01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:00,875
- OKAY, HONEY,
CAN WE NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW?
1477
01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:01,959
- SO, IF YOU'RE BOTH READY,
1478
01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:03,291
WE'LL JUST DO
A BRIEF RUN-THROUGH
1479
01:16:03,291 --> 01:16:04,917
OF HOW THINGS
WILL GO TOMORROW.
1480
01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:07,041
HM?
1481
01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:09,083
EVERYTHING OKAY?
1482
01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:14,667
- JENNIFER?
1483
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,458
- LIKE THE GOOD BOOK SAYS,
1484
01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:20,208
SOMEONE WITH A MERRY HEART
DOES GOOD LIKE MEDICINE.
1485
01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:23,208
KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT?
1486
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:31,041
- ACTUALLY, I DO.
1487
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,000
- HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1488
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,083
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
- HELLO, BRYCE.
1489
01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:43,500
- THANK YOU FOR COMING.
PLEASURE.
1490
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,959
AND YOU KNOW JENNIFER?
1491
01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:46,250
EXACTLY. OF COURSE.
1492
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,041
- THAT'S RIGHT, CHEERS.
1493
01:16:49,041 --> 01:16:51,041
- BRYCE,
WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?
1494
01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:53,709
I FEEL LIKE I DON'T
EVEN KNOW ANY OF THEM.
1495
01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:54,917
- JUST PARTNERS AT THE FIRM
1496
01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:55,917
WHO CAN'T MAKE
THE WEDDING TOMORROW.
1497
01:16:55,917 --> 01:16:57,208
IT'S FINE.
1498
01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,000
AND HENRI REALLY OUTDID HIMSELF
ON THE MENU.
1499
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,917
IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.
1500
01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:03,375
- BRYCE?
1501
01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:05,291
- HM?
1502
01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:09,041
- WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?
1503
01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,333
- WHAT?
1504
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,208
- WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR?
1505
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,041
- ALL RIGHT, BRYCE!
1506
01:17:15,041 --> 01:17:17,375
- UGH, I-I DON'T KNOW.
BLUE?
1507
01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:18,625
NO, YELLOW.
1508
01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:22,000
WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
1509
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000
- FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
IT'S GREEN.
1510
01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:31,250
- HEY, CAN WE NOT
DO THIS RIGHT NOW?
1511
01:17:40,917 --> 01:17:44,291
- I'M SORRY.
1512
01:17:44,291 --> 01:17:46,291
- FOR WHAT?
1513
01:17:55,667 --> 01:17:56,917
- JENNIFER,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1514
01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:59,917
- SOMETHING
I SHOULD'VE DONE AGES AGO.
1515
01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:11,125
THIRD AND MAIN, PLEASE.
1516
01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:27,667
JEREMY, IS KEVIN HERE?
1517
01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:28,750
I NEED TO FIND HIM.
1518
01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:30,166
- UH, HE LEFT.
1519
01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:32,375
HE'S GOING BACK TO SCHOOL.
- WHERE IS HE?
1520
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,041
- HE'S AT THE BUS STATION.
1521
01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:35,291
JEN?
1522
01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:37,291
JEN, WAIT!
1523
01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:47,208
- KEVIN!
1524
01:18:49,583 --> 01:18:51,625
NO.
1525
01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:23,375
JEN?
1526
01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:30,208
- WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
1527
01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:34,625
- I-I HEARD YOU
WERE GOING AWAY TO SCHOOL.
1528
01:19:36,291 --> 01:19:39,542
- YEAH, I, UH,
1529
01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:43,709
THOUGHT I MIGHT
FINISH MY DEGREE.
1530
01:19:43,709 --> 01:19:46,709
- WITHOUT SAYING
GOOD-BYE TO ME?
1531
01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:51,208
- THAT'S A LOCAL BUS.
1532
01:19:53,041 --> 01:19:55,917
I'M GOING TO COLLEGE
DOWNTOWN.
1533
01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:59,083
OF COURSE.
1534
01:19:59,083 --> 01:20:01,250
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
1535
01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:10,834
- KEVIN, UM...
1536
01:20:10,834 --> 01:20:12,333
I AM SO SORRY.
1537
01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,917
I'M SORRY FOR PUTTING YOU
THROUGH THE WRINGER,
1538
01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:18,250
EVEN THOUGH YOU DID
DESERVE IT SOMETIMES.
1539
01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:20,917
- I'M SORRY TOO, I--
1540
01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:24,792
- BUT, EVEN WHEN I WAS--
1541
01:20:24,792 --> 01:20:27,750
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE
YOU MISERABLE THIS WHOLE TIME,
1542
01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:33,250
YOU JUST KEPT ON
MAKING ME HAPPY.
1543
01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:43,250
- SO--
1544
01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:46,125
SO WHAT ARE YOU--
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
1545
01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:51,417
- I'M SAYING...
1546
01:20:53,417 --> 01:20:55,417
THIS.
1547
01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,291
- MMM. MM-HMM.
1548
01:21:10,041 --> 01:21:13,041
- I LOVE YOU.
1549
01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:20,959
- WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1550
01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:29,291
- PROBABLY.
- OH.
1551
01:21:29,291 --> 01:21:31,291
"PROBABLY."
1552
01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:40,583
- THANK YOU.
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON.
1553
01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:43,625
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
1554
01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,667
- WOW.
1555
01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:52,250
YOU LOOK GREAT.
1556
01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:54,875
- I DO, DON'T I?
1557
01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,834
- MM-HMM.
1558
01:21:56,834 --> 01:21:58,166
- HEY!
1559
01:21:58,166 --> 01:21:59,667
- MR. D, YOU MADE IT.
1560
01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:01,667
- I KNOW YOU'RE NOT
MY CADDY ANYMORE...
1561
01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,125
- WELL--
- BUT IF I'M GOING
1562
01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:05,041
TO INVEST IN SOMEONE'S IDEA,
1563
01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:07,458
I DARN WELL BETTER
BE INVITED TO THE WEDDING.
1564
01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,625
- I WANNA SEE
THAT GAME OF YOURS
1565
01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:12,500
IN THE STORES BY CHRISTMAS.
1566
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,500
- OKAY.
1567
01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:18,750
- CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1568
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,875
- I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
1569
01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,375
ARE ACTUALLY SUCCEEDING
AT SOMETHING.
1570
01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:26,375
IT'S INFURIATING.
1571
01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,333
CONGRATULATIONS.
- THANK YOU.
1572
01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:35,417
YOU GUYS
ARE DOING ALL RIGHT.
1573
01:22:35,417 --> 01:22:37,417
- YEAH, SINCE WE DECIDED
TO GO INTO PRACTICE TOGETHER,
1574
01:22:37,417 --> 01:22:38,709
BUSINESS IS UP.
1575
01:22:38,709 --> 01:22:41,333
ADMIT IT.
- I ADMIT IT.
1576
01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:42,917
WITH MY
COURTROOM EXPERIENCE...
1577
01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:44,709
- AND MY ENVIRONMENTAL
STREET CRED.
1578
01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:45,875
- OH, RIGHT.
1579
01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:47,875
- OUR BILLABLE HOURS
ARE UP 12%--
1580
01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:50,041
AS LONG AS YOUR CLIENTS DON'T
TRY TO PAY IN BANANA BREAD.
1581
01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:51,291
- DON'T MOCK THE CLIENTS.
1582
01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:52,917
THEY'RE VERY COMMITTED
PEOPLE.
1583
01:22:52,917 --> 01:22:56,792
- YEAH, WELL,
I'VE GOT CAR PAYMENTS.
1584
01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:58,041
GOOD LUCK.
1585
01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:04,083
- WELL.
- WELL.
1586
01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:10,750
THE FIRST SEVEN YEARS, KEV,
THEY WERE JUST PRACTICE.
1587
01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,166
- RIGHT.
1588
01:23:12,166 --> 01:23:13,417
- THE NEXT SEVEN...
1589
01:23:13,417 --> 01:23:15,750
- MM-HMM.
1590
01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:18,834
- WE'LL GET IT RIGHT.
1591
01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:20,542
- YEAH.
1592
01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:22,083
- OH, YEAH.
1593
01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:23,667
OH, YEAH.
1594
01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:25,583
- I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.
1595
01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:28,583
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
1596
01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:06,000
- THANK YOU.
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