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Well hello lovely ladies how are we?

Come on gather round, gather round.

I can see your admiring glances, oh don't be shy.

I don't bite unless you ask me to.

right, now I have the finest goods from

the far corners of the Roman Empire.

See these fish?

They're from Germania.

The grapes, from Gaul.

Now freshness is just a matter of opinion.

No, I'm not doing this Cul.

You have to.

But I can't.

Man, don't fuck this up, all right?

We stick to the plan.

What are you talking about?

We're going to hurt the Romans where it hurts.

We're stealing apples mate.

We're attacking the food supply.

Mate, apples.

It's not about the apples, Julian okay?

It's about what the apples represent, yeah.

They're a symbol of decadence, the oppressors boot.

You got to start small, Jules.

How do you take down an empire?

Yeah, I know, brick by brick.

Don't start it.

Excuse me.

Well hello darling, can I help you?

Yeah you can actually.

I would like you to tell me

about those lovely grapes of yours.

Grapes, these grapes from Gaul,

they're the best of the earth, smell.

Smell the grapes?

Smell the grapes.

Very country.

I can't do it.

Some rebel you are.

Roman scum, that's all you'll ever be.

Watch and learn.

Oi, did you just grab my tit?

Whoa, whoa, whoa there's nothing

there to fucking grab anyway.

Oi, stop there you little bastard, I know your father.

Out of my way, get out of my way.

You are an idiot.

What the fuck you selling anyway?

I'll get you!

Okay.

You almost ruined everything.

I didn't want to do it in the first place.

My dad would have killed me if we got caught.

You can chat him up next time.

Where's Sego?

I do a better job than you.

Don't know.

Hey, can I have my apple.

Earn it.

I'll take just take it.

A bur to you.

What was the point of that?

We're taking down the empire.

Do you have any idea what they do to thieves,

you selfish little bastard?

They'll cut your fucking hand off.

You'll be no good to me then.

Dad!

Take this, please.

Sit down.

Cul.

What?

Maybe you should stay out of trouble for a while.

Drop the rebellion thing for a bit.

Are you serious?

Do you think he's right?

No, I just don't think you understand.

When you do all of this it's not just you that gets.

Listen.

You need to be more careful.

You need to stop being such a fucking pussy.

What are you looking at?

Think you're better than us, do you?

Maybe you should walk away.

Are you gonna do something?

Walk away, boys.

Are you seriously sticking up for them?

enica What is your problem?

Do something.

Culain.

Culain!

Don't worry about it.

Look, lads.

All right, Jules?

Yes.

Yeah, fine, thanks.

You need to stick up for yourself.

Busy day, boys?

Ain't that right dad.

Must be some nasty fish in the river.

They put up a hell of a fight.

Any luck?

Stay out of trouble will ya.

I'll see you at home.

What happened to your face?

It is ruined.

It's those boys again.

I never liked them.

Beady eyes, sign of bad character.

This conversation again?

Can we just leave it?

You was.

It's fine.

It's not fine.

What self-respecting man

would marry you with a face like that?

I don't know.

Why, who did you have in mind?

Gods, it's disgusting.

Thanks.

Your sister would never come home looking like this.

And look at her, look at her now.

She married into a very respectable family.

It cost us a bit, but.

Catia is a raging bitch, mum.

Seriously, she's a bad person.

You'd do well to follow her lead.

When are you gonna give us a grandchild?

What are you trying to do here?

We are not Romans.

We're not trying to be Romans.

All of this respectable family shit.

Language.

It's bollocks.

I've had enough of this.

I've had enough of it.

I am fucking sick of this place.

It's a dump.

My parents wouldn't drop this marriage bollocks.

I'm getting out of here

at the soonest possible convenience.

Nice one.

Oh is that right?

Where are you gonna go then?

I'd join the rebellion.

Just gonna kill yourself some Romans, is it?

Exactly, I'm gonna go to Rome,

I'm gonna find the Augustus twat.

I'm gonna net him.

You should come, be a right laugh.

Plenty here to kill, no?

Yeah, been a few more of the twats around recently.

I heard there was some massacre up north or something.

My dad said that's bullshit.

It's just people spreading rumors.

So who's coming to Rome?

I might take you up on that actually.

No, I've got shit here.

What did your parents say.

I need to stop spending so much time with you plebs.

With me?

You're not exactly husband material.

Have they met me?

Apparently.

Well they'll miss me when I'm gone.

Our lives are here, Cul.

Not mine.

I've got no reason to stay.

Cheers.

You know what I mean.

Fuck, fuck quick, get outta here.

Go, go, go, go, go.

Don't you fucking move.

Which one of you wee pricks threw that there?

What are you doing here?

What the fuck have you done that for?

What are you gonna do about it?

Culain, shut the fuck up.

Look mate, we're really sorry.

I'm not.

He shouldn't even fucking be here.

What did you say?

Be careful where you point that, I fucking swear.

Don't tell me what to do boy.

Oh you think you're hard man.

You're making worse, just calm down, don't be a cunt.

We don't want any trouble.

Maybe I do.

Shut your fucking mouth.

Look guys, can we just drop this, please.

I know you.

You're Dases bastard.

Leave him alone.

Don't think he'd be too happy

if he knew what you were up to.

I don't think he'd be too happy

if he knew you'd abandoned your post.

Or that you're a massive twat, either or really.

Choose your next words carefully son.

You're a big man, are you?

Culain, stop.

This your whore?

Don't call her that.

All right love.

Don't please.

I'm no one's whore.

Why don't we change that?

I pretend this never happened.

Nobody needs to know anything.

I'll give you boys a go once I'm done.

Let's see those feet of yours.

What?

Take off your boots.

I'm going to have fun with you.

What the fuck did you do that for?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

You all right, mate?

Mate?

Are you okay?

Ah fuck, he's dead.

Are you sure?

No, he can't be.

Cul, what have you done?

Fuck, what did you do that for?

You didn't have to kill him.

I need to go home.

Go home?

We've got to get out of here.

What are you talking about?

We can't go back, they'll kill us.

I can get my dad and I don't know, he can help us out or.

No one can help us.

We'll go back first and then.

And then what?

Don't stamp at me, this isn't my fault.

Okay we go back, get as much shit as we can

and then we leave as quickly as possible.

Yeah exactly, we've got to leave.

No, I can't leave.

Where are we supposed to go?

I'm not sure, away from here, anyway.

Okay, right, give me a hand.

Hey, want to buy one of my chickens?

No I'm fine.

Buy one of my chickens.

No.

Come on lovely boy.

I'm fine.

You need to buy a chicken.

Will you fuck off.

Let's go.

All right.

Where are the others?

What's that?

Dad's sword.

He's gonna go mental.

No he'll be all right.

Where the fuck is Enica?

All right.

All right, let's go.

Maybe we should stay off the path, just in case.

Does anyone know where we're going?

We need to come up with a plan.

Thought we'd just live off the land.

Go pillage and all that shit.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

We just killed someone.

We need to take this seriously.

Stop fucking about.

Do you think we'll ever go back?

I don't really care.

Well maybe they won't know it was us.

Yeah, maybe.

We're gonna have to stop here for the night.

Yeah.

We should build a fire, I'm fucking freezing.

Not tonight, it's too dangerous.

Dangerous?

People could be looking for us.

What's that?

What's what?

On my back.

Is that an erection?

What, what are you talking about?

I've got one to, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Could you not go somewhere else to do that?

Like anywhere else that isn't right next to us?

You're disgusting.

Well, who is ready to find a new home?

Yeah, fuck it, why not?

Guys, come have a look at this.

This is all right.

Cheers mate.

All right?

It's actually all right.

This is the last food so you best enjoy it.

I'm glad you're all here.

Yeah.

We didn't really have a choice.

Yeah but, now we can do something.

Whatever we want.

Live off the land, no responsibilities.

No fucking Romans.

Just us together.

You mean stay here?

Like for good?

Well yeah I mean, it needs a bit of work doing

but we could have a good life out here.

Remember the swing?

Yeah, with a massive drop at the bottom.

It was more like a fucking cliff.

And you fell off and hurt your leg.

Yeah, cause you fuckers left me there.

Wait.

Yeah, not you, you stayed.

But you fucked off.

Take offense to that.

Yeah, we were getting food.

Well you took your time.

That was funny though.

You didn't give a shit.

He did.

Yeah well it's all grown over now, that swing.

What the fuck was that?

It's a dears mating call.

I'm trying to attract one.

What, so you can shag it?

There's nothing else out decent around here to shag.

Okay, well let me know how that goes.

All right then, you find the food.

I've got this.

Looks great, what is it?

It's a throwing stick.

So you make the ends thicker then the middle

so when you put it through the air, it just flies.

And if a rabbit gets one of these on the end, oh, it's dead.

Looks a bit shit.

A bit.

That is fancy.

I took my girlfriend hunting in these woods before.

Are you very good at tracking?

Yeah.

So what do we do now, just wait?

Yup.

This is it.

You take the lead then.

Do you think we did the right thing?

What?

Leaving.

Yeah I mean I guess we didn't really have much choice.

I'm not sure I believe that's true.

You all right?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm just fucking starving.

Fucking rats?

All right lads?

So, while you were out chasing rats I got us a treat.

Cheeky prick, what's this treat then?

Are you joking?

What are they.

Well the druids use these to talk to the gods.

Cul, we're not eating those.

Fuck off.

How?

I don't know but, we're about to find out.

I've got few questions I could ask.

Well maybe we should.

Those aren't meant for us,

we don't need to speak to the gods.

Why not?

What's so fucking special about the druids?

This is crazy.

All right, so how do we do this?

Okay, not entirely sure but I mean I reckon you just.

So when is it we hear from the gods?

I don't know, but if you speak

to them, put in a good word for me.

I want you.

I could be yours.

What happened there?

Are you joking?

No.

Last night you ripped your top off

and started hacking at the tree over there.

Couldn't stop you, could have fucked the house up.

Enica was asleep inside.

Yeah but, A I didn't and B she's fine, you're fine right.

That's not the point.

Hey relax.

Relax?

Yeah, chill out we're fine.

We're not fine Culain, we've got fuck all to eat.

No luck with the hunt?

Nah nothing Enica.

You need to take this seriously.

What have we been doing?

You've just been fucking about this entire time.

That's not fair.

And what have you done?

That wasn't fair.

Fuck off.

So, last night.

Hm?

You know.

Go on.

You and me.

Let's make it happen.

What?

Come on, don't play games.

I know you want this.

Twist there, and then put it over top.

That one of those two, twist.

Yeah.

No, no, no your twisting it one by one,

you need to twist it as a pair.

No, no, you twisted it too much.

And anyway you hold it like this, yeah.

And then go again.

We've been doing nothing for too long.

We need to do something you know, get involved.

I like I there.

You know the other day when we ate the mushrooms.

Yeah.

I think the gods want me to shag Enica.

What?

I can't really explain it but she just sorta

went weird and I don't know, I just felt it.

I don't know, you could complicate it,

you know make it weird.

Yeah, maybe.

I mean just think she have a, you know.

Fuck me.

They could be looking for us.

This was an army.

If they were looking for us, it'd be bollocks.

Well we need to be more careful.

Where do you think they're going?

They were going home.

Must be something big happening.

This is it, this is our chance to do something.

Don't be stupid.

What are you gonna do, take 'em all out

with a fucking stick?

We've been doing nothing for ages.

You're just gonna cause more trouble for us.

Just leave it alone.

Fine, I'll go on my own.

I'm worried about Culain.

He'll be fine.

He's not an idiot Enica.

We've got to be more careful around him,

he's gonna start noticing.

He hasn't noticed yet.

Actually he did say some weird shit to me the other night.

Like what?

Don't worry about it.

Wait, seriously.

It doesn't matter.

Jules.

Are you all right?

Yeah I'm fine.

Just feel a bit wrong.

Yeah?

Stand up boy.

I'll deal with this one.

He's a boy form my village.

We should take him tot he camp.

You go, I'll follow you.

This ones mine.

What the hell are you doing here?

What the hell are you doing here?

Don't get smart with me boy.

You can't tell me what to do.

Where's my son.

Julian's fine.

You stupid boy.

Do you have any idea what you've done?

For killing that solider your people were punished.

They rebelled and now we have to put a stop to it.

You should never have even been her ein the first place.

This isn't your country, no one wants you here.

Do you think I wanted to come to this country?

I came here because I was ordered to come here.

The empire will want you dead, all four of you.

As an example.

How did they know it was us?

Because you scratched your names into the watchtower.

Now you take the others and you leave this place.

Because of my son, I am giving you a chance.

Now you take it boy.

Guys, guys, it's started, the rebellion.

What, why?

We killed the soldier and the villagers

rose up and fought back.

What are you grinning for?

Well this is it, it's started.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You've started a war.

What do you mean you, we were all there.

Well it wasn't us that killed a Roman.

What you were just gonna let him.

Back me up.

If you had just kept your mouth shut.

Oh, I can't believe you.

See we can never go home now.

We've got everything we need here, wasn't that the point?

Where'd you hear all this anyway.

All right?

Oh don't be a cunt.

What is this, what're you doing?

We're bonding.

I'm just looking out for you.

Looking out for me?

That's bullshit.

Yeah, I'm looking out for you.

Don't bother.

What?

Just fuck off.

No, you fuck off, this isn't a game.

I can't keep covering for you.

Right, cause when have you ever?

Don't you dare, dad never hit you as hard as he hit me.

I took 100 beatings for you, so don't tell me to fuck off

because we had a fucking life back there.

Don't you wanna do something?

Fight back, because I do.

What's the point?

It's not gonna make a difference.

It's just gonna cause more pain.

Look Cul I'm sorry but I don't want

to be apart of whatever you're planning.

You've been cheating on us.

No chance.

What you think our parents are doing right now?

Probably still trying to find me a husband.

You should try that, might find yourself a husband.

The foxes mating call, you know?

Don't worry about it.

All right?

They've been gone long.

Yeah, gone when I woke up.

All right?

Culain, you all right?

Cul.

What?

I'm getting out of here.

I'm gonna go do something, I'm gonna make a difference.

What are you talking about, where are you going?

Neither of you want me here, so I'm gone.

What the fuck you on about?

Cul what's wrong?

Don't bullshit me, shut the fuck up,

I don't wanna hear about you.

Don't talk to me like that.

All right, I'll shut up.

Are you taking a piss?

What's the matter with you?

You think I wouldn't notice?

I don't know what you're talking about.

You told me not to do anything

because it would complicate things.

I heard you the other night.

Culain it isn't like that.

Listen we didn't wanna tell ya okay?

We knew it was gonna upset you.

Don't fucking lie to me!

I ain't lying to ya, you're my best mate.

We only kept you around cause we felt bad for you.

Culain stop.

Little bastard, you're pathetic.

Culain.

Oi!

You're okay.

Yeah, no, what's wrong?

I think I'm pregnant.

Jules.

Is he gone?

Yeah, fuck him.

I'm not going after him this time, he's made his choice.

I'm sorry I ran away.

I panicked.

It's a kid.

How long have you known?

A while.

I remember when my sister was pregnant,

it was the same as this.

I'm not ready for this.

I do not want to be my sister.

You're not gonna be your sister.

What am I gonna do with a child?

We look after it together.

And we'll go somewhere nice, and.

You're gonna be a dad Jules.

You shouldn't be here.

What are you gonna do about it?

No, it's not like that.

What's it like?

What you and your friends did,

you started something.

Yeah, it's just me now.

After you all left the Roman soldiers came to the village.

Questioning people, taking people away.

Who?

Where are my parents?

Did you not see them?

The soldiers came for your friend Enica's family.

Your father tried to stop them.

Your mother, I'm not sure.

She disappeared.

Where?

I do not know.

I don't know, I promise.

Where is she?

I don't know, honestly.

You need to calm down

because they're looking for you and your friends.

I'll hand myself in.

Maybe then they'll let my friends.

Don't be fucking stupid.

It's bigger than that now.

Don't you know what you are?

I don't care about that shit.

I just.

I didn't want these people to die.

If you hand yourself in they'll torture

you until you give up your friends,

and then they'll kill you.

You need to go.

Look.

Now.

Guys wake up.

Cul?

Where have you been, you've been gone for days.

We need to go, we've got to get out of here.

What's happening?

I went back.

The Romans are looking for us.

They almost caught me.

And you brought them back here?

Look I'm sorry.

Yeah, what use is that to us now?

What you went back home?

No I didn't get that far,

look we'll talk about it later, okay, we need to go now.

We'll talk about what?

Sego get up mate, Sego get up.

Culain, talk about what?

Nothing mate, look we've got to get out of here.

Come on, let's go.

He fucked us again.

All right?

Who are you?

I asked who you were.

I'm no one, what's your on?

I'm looking for a boy, he came this way.

Who else is with you?

I live on my own.

You best not lie to me.

There's no one else here.

Not anymore.

Is he inside?

I'm sorry.

This is my fault.

We need to do something.

Please, I'm sorry.

I just wanna go home.

I'm sorry, I never should have made you come.

Don't say that, this wasn't your fault.

I never would have left you.

I'm sorry.

I'm not gonna leave you.

I'm gonna stay right here and look after you.

I know.

Cul I'm sorry, we have to go.

You said so yourself.

I can't just leave him.

We can't take him with us.

What am I supposed to do with him?

What if more of them come?

Don't be stupid Cul.

We need to get out of here.

Culain, please.

He wouldn't want you to just give up.

Culain, we have to keep moving.

They're dead.

Jules, what's he talking about.

Culain?

Who's dead?

My parents.

They killed Enica's parents to.

What?

What, my dad?

I don't know Jules.

What do you mean you don't know?

I saw him a few days ago, when I first left

I saw him with some soldiers.

He spoke to me, he saved my life.

And then he left.

Why didn't you tell me?

I was going to.

I can't do this.

Enica.

I can't.

Enica.

We gotta keep going, okay try not to think about it.

That's easy for you to say, my parents are fucking dead.

Easy, my dads out there

and I don't know if he's dead or alive.

We are leaving, now.

Duck!

Fucking hell mate, nice.

Come here.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on!

Fuck you!

Let's stop here.

We did all right.

That was mental.

Yeah, you proper did that last guy.

Culain.

I'm sorry about.

No, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have left, this never would have happened.

It's not your fault.

It is, all of it.

No, we're all in this.

Yeah well we shouldn't be, if I could keep

my fucking mouth shut, none of this would have happened.

All those people back there died because of me.

Don't be so fucking stupid.

This was gonna happen either way.

Don't patronize me.

I need to make this right.

What you gonna do?

I'll lead them away or something,

you have to get out of here.

You can't just tell us to go, that's not fair.

It's not about what's fair.

This is my problem.

Please, we're not leaving you.

They're not gonna stop.

You're not gonna make it either.

No one else is dying because of me.

Please, you don't have to do this.

Just come with us.

Please get out of here, I'll find you.

You are a tough bastard, I'll give you that.

Didn't expect that of you.

You killed two soldiers of Rome.

It's impressive for a boy.

I'm not a boy.

Yeah well.

Men don't run.

Shame, you would have made a good soldier.

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