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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,759 --> 00:00:04,969 [spooky upbeat music] 2 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:07,970 [spooky upbeat music] 3 00:00:07,973 --> 00:00:10,803 [spooky upbeat music] 4 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:15,533 [hard rock spooky music] 5 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:20,502 [hard rock spooky music] 6 00:00:21,228 --> 00:00:25,508 [hard rock spooky music] 7 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:28,683 [hard rock spooky music] 8 00:00:28,683 --> 00:00:33,383 [spooky upbeat music] 9 00:00:33,378 --> 00:00:38,418 [spooky upbeat music] 10 00:00:38,417 --> 00:00:43,347 [spooky upbeat music] 11 00:00:56,504 --> 00:01:00,034 - [sighs] I've been waiting for a bash like this all year! 12 00:01:00,025 --> 00:01:02,675 Aah, this is gonna be so epic! 13 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:05,173 Thank you for putting this together, Dr. Sado. 14 00:01:05,168 --> 00:01:08,168 - Yes, I think it will be fun. 15 00:01:08,171 --> 00:01:11,901 I'm glad I thought it over unrelented. [snickering] 16 00:01:11,899 --> 00:01:14,419 It is important for company morale 17 00:01:14,419 --> 00:01:18,459 to have an office party, once in a while. 18 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:22,837 And I've been wanting to do something crazy. 19 00:01:22,841 --> 00:01:24,121 - Something crazy? 20 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:26,708 Aah, girl, this here is crazy town 21 00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,357 and you're the mayor of it. 22 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:29,954 - Ahh, come on Foxy, 23 00:01:29,951 --> 00:01:33,271 try to get into the party spirit. [laughs] 24 00:01:33,265 --> 00:01:34,715 Now tell us Dr. Sado, 25 00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:37,745 what kinda crazy thing do you have planned? 26 00:01:37,752 --> 00:01:39,172 You know, I'm always down. 27 00:01:39,168 --> 00:01:41,448 - When I was in Africa last year, 28 00:01:41,446 --> 00:01:44,026 I came across an enigmatic elixir 29 00:01:44,034 --> 00:01:46,874 called 'Rowandanarutaram'. 30 00:01:48,487 --> 00:01:49,867 - Oh, here we go. 31 00:01:49,868 --> 00:01:51,388 Look, I may be black, 32 00:01:51,387 --> 00:01:54,247 but I will go white girl on you and call the cops. 33 00:01:55,701 --> 00:01:59,981 - For me, it was euphoric and mind-expanding. 34 00:01:59,981 --> 00:02:02,191 Basically, I was tripping on the balls. 35 00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:05,061 I'm curious to see its effects on others. 36 00:02:06,643 --> 00:02:09,583 I insist, everyone at this party 37 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:12,057 must partake. [snickering] 38 00:02:12,062 --> 00:02:14,312 - [laughing] Throwing a party 39 00:02:14,306 --> 00:02:17,306 and providing the party favors too! [laughing] 40 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:19,139 Best boss ever! 41 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,999 Awesome possum! 42 00:02:21,002 --> 00:02:23,942 - There is no possible way that can go wrong. 43 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,456 If y'all don't mind, 44 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:27,315 I'll just stay here from the bleachers and watch, okay? 45 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:29,389 - Oh, but I do mind. 46 00:02:29,390 --> 00:02:33,080 When I say everyone, I mean everyone. 47 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:36,123 Even partial everyones. 48 00:02:36,121 --> 00:02:39,301 - [snickering] Well, when you say it that way, 49 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:40,817 [sarcastically chuckling] 50 00:02:40,815 --> 00:02:43,985 how can I refuse that sweet old wrinkly face of yours? 51 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,441 - Good! 52 00:02:46,442 --> 00:02:48,002 Iggy! 53 00:02:47,995 --> 00:02:51,825 When everyone arrives, bring them into my office. 54 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:52,996 - You got it! 55 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,140 [Dr. Sado snickering] 56 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:55,139 - Woo! [murmurs] 57 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:55,970 [murmurs] 58 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,588 You like this wig? 59 00:02:57,591 --> 00:02:58,421 - [Trixie] So cute. 60 00:02:58,419 --> 00:02:59,249 - So cute. 61 00:02:59,248 --> 00:03:01,348 [crowd murmuring] 62 00:03:01,353 --> 00:03:06,053 - [clearing throat] I'm so happy to have this little soiree. 63 00:03:06,047 --> 00:03:09,527 You've all been doing such a bang up job here at the office, 64 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:11,784 I appreciate the hard work. 65 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:13,397 Hold off on the drinks for now, 66 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:17,510 because I have some special gifts for everybody. 67 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:19,537 Iggy! Get the special gifts! 68 00:03:19,544 --> 00:03:21,104 - Yay, present! 69 00:03:21,097 --> 00:03:22,787 [breasts wiggling] 70 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:24,758 - One for the jungle queen, 71 00:03:24,756 --> 00:03:27,516 so hottie and serene. 72 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:29,207 - Aww! [chuckling] 73 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,689 Oh my gosh, 74 00:03:30,693 --> 00:03:32,873 this better be that Tiffany necklace you keep promising me. 75 00:03:32,867 --> 00:03:36,697 - One for the fool, who flunked out the school. 76 00:03:36,699 --> 00:03:38,079 - Why are you talking like Dr. Seuss? 77 00:03:38,079 --> 00:03:39,559 I don't get it. 78 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:41,294 - It's okay, I still think you're smart. 79 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:44,880 - And one for the slave, who used to be an aid. 80 00:03:44,879 --> 00:03:48,639 Hey! And because of me, your life is saved. 81 00:03:48,642 --> 00:03:50,542 - Thank you, thank you Mr. Sado. 82 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:52,200 - Oh, hey, Dr. Sado, 83 00:03:52,197 --> 00:03:54,127 you want me to beatbox behind those rhymes? 84 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:55,990 I've been taking online classes. 85 00:03:55,994 --> 00:03:58,204 - Shut up before I beat your butts to a pulp! 86 00:03:58,203 --> 00:03:59,203 [Temptress laughing] 87 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:00,074 More presents! 88 00:04:01,171 --> 00:04:03,901 And one for the messenger, 89 00:04:03,898 --> 00:04:08,868 who did not get an invite, but is somehow here on site. 90 00:04:10,353 --> 00:04:14,013 Good thing I had an extra, so I can continue my agenda. 91 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:17,259 - Nice, I'm loving my packages. 92 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,227 Nice and big, can't wait to see what comes out of it. 93 00:04:20,225 --> 00:04:21,805 - I can't wait to swallow it. 94 00:04:21,813 --> 00:04:23,333 - Oh, me neither! 95 00:04:23,332 --> 00:04:24,572 - Shut up! 96 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:28,824 And one, for the head, whose body is dead. 97 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:31,510 - Are you laughing about my body being dead? 98 00:04:31,512 --> 00:04:34,172 But long, long ago, your soul was shed, 99 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,590 making your tiny little heart black as lead, 100 00:04:36,586 --> 00:04:38,486 and you're acting like there's nothing that you dread? 101 00:04:38,485 --> 00:04:39,725 - Ooh! 102 00:04:39,727 --> 00:04:41,247 - But one dark day, you're gonna get bled. 103 00:04:41,246 --> 00:04:44,176 The last thing you're gonna see is motherfucking red! 104 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:48,940 - Oooh! Mic drop! [laughing] [snapping] 105 00:04:48,943 --> 00:04:52,023 - I'm gonna forget that I even heard that. 106 00:04:52,913 --> 00:04:55,953 [water bubbling] 107 00:04:55,950 --> 00:05:00,680 Oh, and one for the minion with too much opinion. 108 00:05:00,679 --> 00:05:03,749 - Oh, yes! So psyched. 109 00:05:03,751 --> 00:05:06,171 I knew the good doctor wouldn't forget about me. 110 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:07,927 - Careful with that good stuff, eh? 111 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,447 All right, everybody, 112 00:05:10,448 --> 00:05:13,348 You can go [mumbles] your outfits, 113 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,517 and then come back here in 10 minutes, 114 00:05:15,522 --> 00:05:17,592 and then we're gonna party all night long! 115 00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:28,672 [upbeat techno music] 116 00:05:30,778 --> 00:05:34,468 [squishing sounds] 117 00:05:34,472 --> 00:05:35,712 - Oh my god, Temptress! 118 00:05:35,714 --> 00:05:37,824 Your jungle-queen outfit is so cute. 119 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:39,370 I'm tots jelly. 120 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,553 - [chuckling] Thanks, mama. 121 00:05:40,547 --> 00:05:42,547 You make a badass, Jester Jane. 122 00:05:42,549 --> 00:05:46,859 And you, you make a very sexy, H2O Joe. 123 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:48,423 - Thanks, I do work out. 124 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:50,797 - Mm, yeah, you gonna gobble me up with that salad spork? 125 00:05:50,798 --> 00:05:52,728 Mm [imitates barking] - [laughing] This trident 126 00:05:52,731 --> 00:05:54,011 is a little cheesy, 127 00:05:54,008 --> 00:05:56,458 but I'm really digging these sweet tights. 128 00:05:56,459 --> 00:05:57,809 - Oh my god, when you do that, 129 00:05:57,805 --> 00:06:00,045 you look exactly like H2O Joe from the movie. 130 00:06:00,049 --> 00:06:01,839 Hey Trixie, have you seen the latest H2O Joe movie? 131 00:06:01,844 --> 00:06:03,164 - Mm hmm. 132 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,285 - Doesn't he look exactly like him? 133 00:06:04,294 --> 00:06:06,404 - Oh, you're right. That's crazy. 134 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:08,130 I love that movie. 135 00:06:08,126 --> 00:06:09,536 You know the part where the octopus plays 136 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:11,061 the drum solo? [mumbles] 137 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:12,480 In my mind, 138 00:06:12,475 --> 00:06:14,745 scientists say those animals are really smart. 139 00:06:14,753 --> 00:06:16,003 - Wait, they are? 140 00:06:15,996 --> 00:06:17,616 - But I bet it still took them so much time 141 00:06:17,618 --> 00:06:19,478 to teach that thing how to use drumsticks, 142 00:06:19,482 --> 00:06:21,482 especially with all those tentacles. 143 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:23,974 - Ooh, tentacle sex, 144 00:06:23,969 --> 00:06:25,519 am I right? - Ew. 145 00:06:25,523 --> 00:06:27,253 - What are you supposed to be? A homeless 10-year old? 146 00:06:27,248 --> 00:06:28,458 [laughter] 147 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:29,667 - Nah, I think I'm supposed to be 148 00:06:29,665 --> 00:06:32,735 like a shabby version of Arachnid Andy, 149 00:06:32,737 --> 00:06:34,597 which is kinda dope, right? 150 00:06:34,601 --> 00:06:36,261 [electronic dance music] 151 00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:38,257 - Iggy, whatcha doing back there? 152 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:40,119 Come on out, I wanna see what you're wearing. 153 00:06:40,123 --> 00:06:44,853 [electronic dance music] 154 00:06:44,852 --> 00:06:47,272 Oh honey, mmmmmmmmmmh. 155 00:06:48,615 --> 00:06:50,375 - [sighs] Uh, yeah. 156 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:53,825 I think Dr. Sado must have given me the wrong costume. 157 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:56,037 Oh, but she got it right with you though. 158 00:06:56,036 --> 00:06:58,656 You make the perfect magnificent maiden. 159 00:06:58,659 --> 00:06:59,659 - Wrong costume? 160 00:07:00,592 --> 00:07:02,422 You should know her by now. 161 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,562 You really thought she was gonna make you 162 00:07:04,562 --> 00:07:06,702 superman or something? 163 00:07:06,702 --> 00:07:08,572 Nah, look at yourself. 164 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:12,853 Dr. Sado made you the damn, maintenance man. 165 00:07:12,846 --> 00:07:14,256 I don't understand 166 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:16,751 why you still worship the ground she walks on 167 00:07:16,746 --> 00:07:19,086 with the way she treats you. 168 00:07:19,093 --> 00:07:20,923 - Okay, well, watch where you shoot that web. 169 00:07:20,923 --> 00:07:22,103 [loud bang] - Oh! 170 00:07:22,096 --> 00:07:25,786 - Behold! It is I, fierce Fem. 171 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:28,210 - [laughs] far out! 172 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:32,206 - And now, my superhero party can officially begin. 173 00:07:32,210 --> 00:07:34,350 Iggy, pass out the 'Rowandanarutaram', 174 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:36,940 why won't you? 175 00:07:36,939 --> 00:07:40,109 [suspenseful music] 176 00:07:40,114 --> 00:07:43,124 [mumbles] 177 00:07:48,985 --> 00:07:50,605 - Ooh, it smells funny. 178 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:52,298 - It's fresh, that's why. 179 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:59,335 - Dragpool, where did you come from? 180 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,690 - You can't have a real superhero party 181 00:08:01,688 --> 00:08:04,658 without Dragpool, sweetness. 182 00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:06,486 - She got good hair. 183 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:10,346 - Oh uh, Dr. Sado, uh, looks like we need one more serving. 184 00:08:10,351 --> 00:08:14,391 - Well done, my faithful, but annoying henchman. 185 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:16,500 Do us all a favor, why won't you? 186 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,946 And make yourself scarce for the rest of the night. 187 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:20,566 - Uh, what? 188 00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:23,359 Uh, but I've been waiting for this party all year. 189 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:26,094 - Okay, you can stay. 190 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:30,031 Stay and clean the office bathroom. [laughs sarcastically] 191 00:08:30,026 --> 00:08:32,366 [laughter] 192 00:08:32,373 --> 00:08:34,513 Seriously, though, the [mumbles] getting pretty mildew. 193 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,244 I'd appreciate it if you'd help yourself that way. 194 00:08:36,239 --> 00:08:37,719 - Oh, brutal. 195 00:08:39,898 --> 00:08:41,348 - Byeeeeeee. 196 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:43,178 - And now, a toast. 197 00:08:43,177 --> 00:08:44,937 - Oh, but Dr. Sado, 198 00:08:44,938 --> 00:08:47,078 maybe I could whip up those caramelized loquats, 199 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:49,048 you know, in those little pressed quinoa cups 200 00:08:49,045 --> 00:08:50,595 I was telling you about. 201 00:08:50,599 --> 00:08:52,389 You know, I could even serve it up to everyone 202 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:53,573 on a silver platter. 203 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,777 Old school, right? [laughing] 204 00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:58,536 - That mildew is not gonna bleach itself. 205 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,678 Get out! 206 00:08:59,677 --> 00:09:03,747 - [snickering] Bye. 207 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:07,270 - Now, where was I? A toast 208 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:11,590 to mental health and alternative medicine. 209 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:12,685 [loud laser] 210 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,070 [sipping] 211 00:09:14,070 --> 00:09:18,560 - No, I'm not doing it. 212 00:09:19,662 --> 00:09:21,182 - Mine tastes weird. 213 00:09:23,701 --> 00:09:26,701 - [exhale] Let the murder games begin. 214 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:30,124 - What? [suspicious sound] 215 00:09:30,121 --> 00:09:32,681 - I mean, the games begin. 216 00:09:32,675 --> 00:09:35,225 The games not having to do with murder at all. 217 00:09:35,229 --> 00:09:36,779 Just kidding, sorry about that. 218 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,994 - The only thing that's gonna get murdered is my pussy. 219 00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:40,963 [tongue vibrates] 220 00:09:40,959 --> 00:09:43,169 [laughter] 221 00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:46,208 [futuristic music] 222 00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:48,276 - Wow, that's really big. 223 00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:52,695 - Tem, you look ferocious. 224 00:09:53,903 --> 00:09:56,633 [mumbles] for such magnificent advantage. 225 00:09:59,702 --> 00:10:02,222 - The things I do for a little spending money 226 00:10:02,222 --> 00:10:03,362 and some bling. 227 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:06,921 - Not bling, affection. Friendship. 228 00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:10,016 A strong, mutual bondage. 229 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:11,273 I mean, bond. 230 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:13,915 We are like spirits of the dead. 231 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:17,583 Creatures skipping over the river sticks. 232 00:10:17,582 --> 00:10:22,552 In [mumbles] powered jet skis. [imitating engine sounds] 233 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:24,109 [whip slashes] 234 00:10:24,106 --> 00:10:25,686 - Listen, I'm here, aren't I? 235 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,524 Doesn't that prove my loyalty? 236 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:30,253 Does that not satisfy you, Dr. Sado? 237 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,600 - Not Dr. Sado, fierce Fem! 238 00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:34,427 You need to get serious. 239 00:10:35,358 --> 00:10:37,498 It's bullshit if it's not serious! 240 00:10:37,498 --> 00:10:38,908 - Whatever, fierce Fem! God. 241 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:43,712 - Why'd you bring this stupid shirtless man along anyway? 242 00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:44,892 [whip smacking] Ow! 243 00:10:44,885 --> 00:10:46,645 - Jealous much? 244 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:50,266 - I'm not jealous, but I'm feeling real gelatinous. 245 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:53,760 - [laughing] Oh, baby, you are in deep. 246 00:10:54,964 --> 00:10:56,624 You know I'm not really feeling anything yet. 247 00:10:56,621 --> 00:11:00,141 Hey, um, Trixie! Are you feeling anything? 248 00:11:00,142 --> 00:11:02,352 Why are you in the corner? 249 00:11:02,351 --> 00:11:04,181 I really don't feel anything. 250 00:11:06,596 --> 00:11:07,806 [grunting] [swords clash] 251 00:11:07,805 --> 00:11:10,495 - You look marvelous, lovely as a rose. 252 00:11:10,497 --> 00:11:13,527 - Huh! Well, you'll find I still thorns as well. [laughs] 253 00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:14,434 [swords clash] - I'd be devastated, 254 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:15,682 if you hadn't. 255 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,055 - Ooh, spoken like a true gallant. 256 00:11:18,056 --> 00:11:20,226 [swords clashing] - And soon to be legend. 257 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:22,541 [swords clashing] - But not a living one! 258 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:24,413 [laughs sarcastically] - Oh, is that what you think? 259 00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:26,377 [swords clashing] - It is![laughs sarcastically] 260 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,545 [swords clashing] [laughter] 261 00:11:27,548 --> 00:11:30,658 [swords clashing] [laughter] 262 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:33,035 - Well, then. So long sailor! 263 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:34,207 [grunts] 264 00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:37,390 [electric funk music] 265 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:41,145 - Oh, my god. 266 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:44,078 Shake it, baby. Shake it. 267 00:11:44,082 --> 00:11:49,022 [electricity sounds] 268 00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:59,816 [upbeat house music] 269 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:08,619 [upbeat music] 270 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:11,937 [mumbles] 271 00:12:11,938 --> 00:12:12,968 I can feel your legs. 272 00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:17,079 Oh god, they feel so silky. 273 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:24,304 Oh god! These are the sexiest legs I've ever seen. 274 00:12:25,192 --> 00:12:26,642 I wanna put my mouth in them. 275 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:30,372 [upbeat house music] 276 00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:34,410 [moans] Oh, you taste like chocolate sin. 277 00:12:34,408 --> 00:12:38,758 Ooh [muffled sounds] 278 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,238 [upbeat house music] 279 00:12:42,244 --> 00:12:43,834 - Really, the tower? 280 00:12:43,832 --> 00:12:46,392 You can eclipse my ass, Mr. Moonman. 281 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:49,006 The last thing I need in my busy schedule 282 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:51,119 is a sudden disaster. 283 00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:53,875 Now get your head out of the clouds 284 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:56,116 and reshuffle. [clicks] 285 00:12:57,638 --> 00:13:00,298 [Moonman snaps] 286 00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:03,676 [mumbles] 287 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,269 [carnival music] 288 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,097 - Hmm. 289 00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:08,513 Hmm. 290 00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:11,067 Huh! 291 00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:16,037 Ooh! 292 00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:17,586 [surprise gasps] 293 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:18,419 [bopping noise] 294 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:19,418 [laughing] 295 00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,249 - [Machine Pop Up] Ow! 296 00:13:22,387 --> 00:13:23,937 [laughing] 297 00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,051 [machine pop ups grunt] 298 00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:26,455 - [Machine Pop Up] Ouch! 299 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:27,910 [screams] 300 00:13:27,910 --> 00:13:31,950 [laughing] 301 00:13:31,949 --> 00:13:33,989 - [Machine Pop Up] Please stop! Please! 302 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:37,575 [upbeat house music] 303 00:13:37,575 --> 00:13:40,745 - Eyeball! What are you doing here eyeball? 304 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,060 You want to party? Hey! 305 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:46,166 [upbeat house music] 306 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:49,350 Hey, chill pill! Your joining us, too? 307 00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,725 That's what I thought. 308 00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,656 Chill, pill, chill, pill. 309 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:56,795 Sushi! I love that you could make it today. 310 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:57,661 Sushi! 311 00:13:57,664 --> 00:14:00,014 [upbeat house music] 312 00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:02,461 It's a party up in here! Aye! 313 00:14:02,462 --> 00:14:04,402 I love you guys! 314 00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:06,015 Hey, this is the best! 315 00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:12,540 Eyeball! Hey! I see you! I see you! 316 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:13,681 Hey! 317 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,750 [upbeat house music] 318 00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:20,066 [mumbles] 319 00:14:21,722 --> 00:14:23,382 [animated sounds] 320 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:28,379 [dramatic music] 321 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,600 [imitating monster growls] 322 00:14:33,596 --> 00:14:35,216 [bike horn squeezed repeatedly] 323 00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,119 [dramatic music] 324 00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:39,596 [imitating monster growls] 325 00:14:48,025 --> 00:14:52,955 [imitating monster growls] 326 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:55,961 [evil laughing] 327 00:14:55,964 --> 00:15:00,384 [metals knocking against each other] 328 00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,459 - Huh! Huh! Hello Mary, 329 00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:09,287 this is what I get for taking a peek at fucking circus porn! 330 00:15:09,287 --> 00:15:11,457 Get the fucking, get off me! [sighs] 331 00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:12,332 I gotta get some water! 332 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:15,015 [dramatic music] 333 00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:18,369 - [grunts] Where's Temptress? 334 00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:24,963 [door creaks open] 335 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,438 - Oh god, my head. 336 00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:30,517 Oh my god, it feels like a disco ball during an earthquake. 337 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:33,165 [breathes heavily] I need some fucking water. 338 00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:36,253 I'm more thirsty than a fucking tweaker at Pride. 339 00:15:36,245 --> 00:15:37,895 All right, okay. [breathing heavily] 340 00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:41,392 Got the water. [breathing heavily] 341 00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:42,698 What the fuck? 342 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,670 Does this thing have a goddamn child lock 343 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:44,626 on it or something? 344 00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:46,083 [mumbles] 345 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,263 Dr. Sado, you know what? 346 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:48,706 My head really hurts, 347 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,916 I cannot deal with your cougar-town fantasy right now, 348 00:15:50,915 --> 00:15:52,155 all right? 349 00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:54,188 - Who are you to reject fierce Fem? 350 00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:57,404 Why do you react so strangely to the embodiment 351 00:15:57,404 --> 00:15:59,344 of carnal desire, talking about me. 352 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,860 - Carnal desire? More like carnival desire. 353 00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:03,758 Have you looked at yourself in a mirror? 354 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,715 You look like Bozo the Clown. 355 00:16:05,723 --> 00:16:07,003 - You stupid hoe. 356 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,350 How dare you cast aside my alabaster charms. 357 00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:12,138 - Alabaster? What a baloney! 358 00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:14,773 Okay, listen to me, I have had it. 359 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:17,666 I can find me my new sugar daddy, sugar momma, 360 00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:19,876 sugar, sugar bitch! 361 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,805 All right? The one that will buy me all the jewelry 362 00:16:22,809 --> 00:16:24,639 I ever fucking wanted. 363 00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:26,848 That's it. I've had it! [snaps] 364 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:28,987 Aah! [grunts from pain] 365 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,338 Aah! Fuck my knee! 366 00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:35,645 - Yes! [mumbles] I swear to the shadow of demon night. 367 00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:38,449 As this night is done, 368 00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:42,515 you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance. 369 00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:45,448 - Ew! You can never pay me enough 370 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:48,322 to drink your rancid, sick, curdled baby powder! 371 00:16:48,317 --> 00:16:51,667 - [growling] I should terminate you 372 00:16:51,665 --> 00:16:53,555 for being so cruel to me! 373 00:16:53,564 --> 00:16:57,154 - [whimpering] Okay, okay, okay. I see you are upset. 374 00:16:57,154 --> 00:16:57,984 Me too, you know what? 375 00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,232 I've drank something 376 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:00,185 and it's fucked with my head, all right? 377 00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:01,331 Wearing these tight costumes, 378 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,810 it's hot in here, okay? 379 00:17:02,814 --> 00:17:04,614 You know what, Dr. Sado, just calm down, 380 00:17:04,609 --> 00:17:06,199 this isn't real, okay? 381 00:17:06,197 --> 00:17:08,887 This is some funny, tripped out game. [uneasy laughing] 382 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:10,409 - It's not Dr. Sado, stupid, 383 00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:12,068 it's fierce Fem! 384 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,825 And I have been keeping it real, 385 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,135 but maybe it's time for me show you 386 00:17:16,138 --> 00:17:20,248 the really, really, really real me! 387 00:17:20,246 --> 00:17:23,276 - Oh my god! She does have a dick! 388 00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,874 Oh god, help! It's growing! 389 00:17:26,873 --> 00:17:31,673 [whimpering] 390 00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:34,161 Oh my god, you've just sweated everywhere! 391 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:37,326 Oooooooooooooooooooooooh my god! 392 00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:40,472 - Open your legs! 393 00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:44,243 Open your legs! 394 00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:47,065 Your legs! - Oh god! 395 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,896 You've been a mutant this whole time? 396 00:17:48,895 --> 00:17:50,135 And your mutant is a broad? 397 00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:51,828 A goddamn ugly broad! 398 00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:54,179 - Give me some tush. 399 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:55,656 Give me some tush. 400 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,970 Poor lost soul. 401 00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:02,154 You know nothing, but I can help you. 402 00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:07,665 Come closer. 403 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:11,922 Come closer. - [crying] No. 404 00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,578 - Come closer. 405 00:18:13,575 --> 00:18:14,775 - [crying] Oh no! 406 00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:17,343 Get that genital warts away from me! 407 00:18:17,337 --> 00:18:19,747 I gotta, I gotta go! 408 00:18:19,753 --> 00:18:21,933 [upbeat house music] 409 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:26,898 - Oh, hey, I see you're all alone. [growls] 410 00:18:27,589 --> 00:18:30,109 [upbeat house music] 411 00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:38,698 [magical sounds] 412 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:42,883 - I vote, too, for this modern redux of hot potato. 413 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,753 If you can't afford to go to outer space, 414 00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:51,226 [chuckles] bring outer space to you. 415 00:18:51,233 --> 00:18:52,863 [upbeat house music] 416 00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,025 [magical sound] 417 00:18:54,029 --> 00:18:56,239 - Oh man! It's like a fitness ball 418 00:18:56,238 --> 00:18:58,928 made out of shooting stars. 419 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:02,520 [upbeat house music] 420 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,450 [magical sound] 421 00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,072 - Ew, what is this thing? 422 00:19:05,074 --> 00:19:07,184 It just jumped into my hands from out of nowhere 423 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,180 and it's grossing me out. 424 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,462 Ew, get out of here. 425 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,700 [magical sounds] 426 00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:16,054 - Oh my god. 427 00:19:16,051 --> 00:19:18,571 I'm juggling big balls. 428 00:19:18,571 --> 00:19:21,781 They're so sparkly. 429 00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:25,093 Wow! We... 430 00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:28,934 Who wants to juggle my big, sparkly balls? 431 00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:33,236 - Now, that you put it that way, how can I refuse? 432 00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,551 [chuckling] 433 00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:37,072 [upbeat music] 434 00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:50,711 - [chuckles] I'm kind of bummed I missed out. 435 00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:53,806 [laughing] But that shower tile never looked better. 436 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:56,683 Squeaky clean. [laughing] 437 00:19:56,678 --> 00:19:58,608 How are you doing, babe? 438 00:19:58,611 --> 00:20:02,411 - I can feel my feet. [sighs] 439 00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:06,384 My toes [sighs] 440 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:10,207 I can feel my toes! 441 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,589 Iggy! 442 00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:16,109 I can walk again! [laughing] 443 00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:17,771 - Um, Foxy? 444 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,220 I think you're still hallucinating. 445 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:27,568 - Damn you! [mumbles] rude [mumbles] 446 00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:34,301 [ocean water sounds] 447 00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:36,932 [fearful cries] 448 00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:39,785 [running sounds] 449 00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:42,140 [seagulls squealing] 450 00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:44,377 [ocean water sounds] 451 00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:47,631 - That's why I had to retire from this business. 452 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:50,145 In my day we made art, not garbage. 453 00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:55,014 - [frightful cries] No, you know what, Dr. Sado? 454 00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:57,152 I'll do it. I will shallow your goddamn sperm, okay? 455 00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:58,842 - It's a metaphor, dumbo! Look it up. 456 00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:00,853 - And now for the full treatment 457 00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:03,845 minus the 20% because of the employee discount. 458 00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:07,019 [screams] 459 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:10,647 [waves crashing] 460 00:21:13,824 --> 00:21:17,074 [seagulls squealing] 461 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,998 This is my happening, 462 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,561 and it's freaking me the fuck out! 463 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,897 What a great day! 464 00:21:24,904 --> 00:21:28,984 [seagulls squealing] [waves crashing] 465 00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:33,977 [eerie music] 466 00:21:45,407 --> 00:21:48,097 [waves crashing] 467 00:21:55,935 --> 00:22:00,835 [gasping] 468 00:22:03,183 --> 00:22:04,013 Wow! 469 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:08,534 Seriously, wow! [gasping] 470 00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:12,194 What a bizarro nightmare. [gasping] 471 00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:16,960 Wow! I gotta tell Kansas about this doozy. 472 00:22:18,026 --> 00:22:20,196 [phone keypad tone] 473 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:21,790 [gasping] 474 00:22:21,788 --> 00:22:25,338 Hey, I just had a nutso dream about Dolls, 475 00:22:26,552 --> 00:22:29,522 and so Trippy, I still feel like I'm on acid. 476 00:22:31,004 --> 00:22:34,154 [gasping] No, no I haven't touched that stuff in decades. 477 00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:36,725 Listen, there was this ugly drag queen, 478 00:22:36,734 --> 00:22:39,364 I guess she was supposed to be me. 479 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:43,738 But she had this mutant coming out of her stomach. [gasping] 480 00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:46,921 Remember that weird guy from the house? 481 00:22:46,917 --> 00:22:51,397 Yeah, Shawn. The one with the dead stuffed animal stooping? 482 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,234 Yeah, well, he was in it 483 00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:55,483 hitting on this chick with no body. 484 00:22:56,651 --> 00:22:59,001 And he was licking a table. 485 00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:01,758 Man, if this was a movie, 486 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,939 it'd be trashier than Pink Flamingos. 487 00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:06,825 And not in a good way. 488 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:10,803 I mean, why is my mind generating such low-budget rubbish? 489 00:23:12,114 --> 00:23:13,634 What do you think it all means? 490 00:23:16,153 --> 00:23:18,953 Yeah, I may be feeling the pressure. 491 00:23:22,331 --> 00:23:24,401 Dolls is 50 this year. 492 00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:29,986 You know, 493 00:23:31,375 --> 00:23:34,405 it's part of the criterion collection, right? 494 00:23:35,517 --> 00:23:37,417 It's a big deal. 495 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,136 It's a classic now. 496 00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:43,415 Just like Casablanca. 497 00:23:46,355 --> 00:23:48,045 I bet a ton of those productions 498 00:23:48,047 --> 00:23:49,667 are gonna try to rip us off. 499 00:23:52,189 --> 00:23:53,879 [sighs] Oh, don't worry, 500 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:58,300 I would never agree to do any lame cameos. 501 00:24:01,543 --> 00:24:05,063 [upbeat classical music] 34821

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