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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,759 --> 00:00:05,589 [psychedelic music] 2 00:00:55,503 --> 00:00:57,233 - Hello, my darlings, 3 00:00:57,229 --> 00:00:58,749 it's Foxie LaDay. 4 00:00:58,748 --> 00:01:01,818 Don't forget, it's my way or the highway, okay? 5 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:04,650 Today, we're gonna be talking about self protection 6 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:08,170 for us ladies while we're going out on a jog. Uh-huh. 7 00:01:08,171 --> 00:01:11,281 I wanna do some shameless self promotion, okay? 8 00:01:11,278 --> 00:01:12,108 Look at this hat. 9 00:01:14,177 --> 00:01:16,277 This hat is foxtrot hat. 10 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:19,253 It's going for $25 a pop on my website. 11 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:21,151 And also, check out my new outfit. 12 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:24,502 Oooh. 13 00:01:25,602 --> 00:01:28,782 [rolls tongue] Armani, yes! 14 00:01:28,778 --> 00:01:29,848 Jealous, much? 15 00:01:31,021 --> 00:01:32,371 But I digress. 16 00:01:32,368 --> 00:01:34,298 In all seriousness, ladies, 17 00:01:34,301 --> 00:01:36,201 do not be one of those dumbasses 18 00:01:36,199 --> 00:01:39,199 who goes out jogging on their own, 19 00:01:39,202 --> 00:01:41,172 without any self protection. 20 00:01:41,170 --> 00:01:43,620 Do you really wanna be another case 21 00:01:43,620 --> 00:01:45,380 of a girl gone missing? 22 00:01:45,381 --> 00:01:47,561 Not me, mamas, okay? 23 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:50,695 So please, go get yourself some pepper spray, 24 00:01:50,696 --> 00:01:52,176 but don't get a gun 25 00:01:52,181 --> 00:01:53,801 because that's ghetto. 26 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:55,323 Mmm-hmm. 27 00:01:55,322 --> 00:01:58,012 And it's just a bad accident waiting to happen, okay? 28 00:01:58,014 --> 00:02:02,544 But for me, I got something a little bit extra. 29 00:02:02,536 --> 00:02:03,776 Check this out. 30 00:02:03,778 --> 00:02:04,608 Huh! 31 00:02:06,298 --> 00:02:07,128 Huh! 32 00:02:11,476 --> 00:02:13,616 This mini katana, 33 00:02:13,616 --> 00:02:15,306 AKA samurai sword, 34 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:18,787 was given to me by a real sensei, mmm-hmm, 35 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:21,623 while I was modeling in Tokyo. 36 00:02:21,624 --> 00:02:23,974 It's true, your girl doesn't just talk the talk, 37 00:02:23,971 --> 00:02:25,731 she walks the walk. 38 00:02:25,731 --> 00:02:30,601 [making percussive sounds] 39 00:02:30,598 --> 00:02:34,978 Now, please, do not, I repeat, do not 40 00:02:34,982 --> 00:02:38,022 attempt this unless you are me. 41 00:02:38,019 --> 00:02:41,159 And last time I checked, you ain't me, okay! 42 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,651 You are not me. [laughs] 43 00:02:44,509 --> 00:02:46,299 Now check out these slick moves. 44 00:02:47,926 --> 00:02:52,896 [sword brushing] [wind sounds] 45 00:02:59,317 --> 00:03:02,417 - Ha! Find a couple barrels of sodium hydroxide 46 00:03:02,423 --> 00:03:04,433 to dissolve a corpse in? 47 00:03:04,425 --> 00:03:07,385 I can do that with my hands tied behind my back. 48 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:11,952 Dr. Sado might like that too much. [sighs] 49 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:14,500 Now, keeping this sexy coif perfect 50 00:03:14,504 --> 00:03:15,754 in this scooter wind. 51 00:03:17,611 --> 00:03:19,371 That, there, is the real challenge. 52 00:03:20,269 --> 00:03:23,509 [sword swiping through air] 53 00:03:23,513 --> 00:03:27,723 Hey, look Ma, no hands! [laughing] 54 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:29,904 [sword swiping through air] 55 00:03:29,899 --> 00:03:32,039 [baby crying] 56 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:34,459 [scooter motor] 57 00:03:34,455 --> 00:03:36,555 [wind sounds] 58 00:03:36,561 --> 00:03:39,601 [scooter motor] 59 00:03:39,598 --> 00:03:42,078 [wind sounds] 60 00:03:43,395 --> 00:03:46,255 [squelching sound] 61 00:03:53,198 --> 00:03:55,928 O-M-F-G! 62 00:03:57,098 --> 00:03:59,828 Her perfectly moisturized skin, 63 00:03:59,825 --> 00:04:03,995 soft, silky hair with just the right amount of bounce. 64 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:08,042 Oh! And that lip shade is to fucking die for. 65 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,700 Oh. I guess she did. 66 00:04:10,698 --> 00:04:13,668 [suspicious music] 67 00:04:20,846 --> 00:04:23,226 Crap, getting blood stains outta this shirt 68 00:04:23,228 --> 00:04:24,638 is gonna be brutal. 69 00:04:28,060 --> 00:04:31,060 Crap. I gotta swing outta here real quick. 70 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,173 [breathing heavily] 71 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:36,789 Oh, wait! I can use that new ride share discount voucher! 72 00:04:40,349 --> 00:04:44,039 [sighs] Yes! Thank Abraxis, there's a car super close! 73 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:46,362 [car motor] 74 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,670 [door opening] 75 00:04:51,946 --> 00:04:54,776 ♪ - I'm singing in the ride! 76 00:04:54,777 --> 00:04:57,877 ♪ I'm singing in the ride! 77 00:04:57,883 --> 00:05:00,543 ♪ Welcome to my Hyundai 78 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:03,131 ♪ it's a beautiful Sunday 79 00:05:03,130 --> 00:05:06,000 ♪ Would you like the windows down? ♪ 80 00:05:05,995 --> 00:05:07,445 [sighs] ♪ Or perhaps 81 00:05:07,445 --> 00:05:09,025 ♪ the air conditioner on 82 00:05:09,032 --> 00:05:11,282 ♪ Or maybe you can charge your phone ♪ 83 00:05:11,276 --> 00:05:13,166 ♪ you need a mint while I drive you home? ♪ 84 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:14,524 ♪ Or to the theater 85 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:15,691 ♪ Or someplace else, like a 86 00:05:15,694 --> 00:05:17,524 ♪ wart removal interview 87 00:05:17,524 --> 00:05:18,844 - Uh, hey. 88 00:05:18,835 --> 00:05:20,525 ♪ - [Driver] I see you used the voucher ♪ 89 00:05:20,527 --> 00:05:23,427 I'd hate to be a downer ♪ 90 00:05:23,426 --> 00:05:25,526 ♪ but it's only good for one use ♪ 91 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:27,262 ♪ That's my excuse 92 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:28,117 ♪ Don't blame me 93 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,500 ♪ It's the company 94 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:31,471 ♪ If you'd like to file a formal complaint ♪ 95 00:05:31,469 --> 00:05:32,539 ♪ you can go on the website 96 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:33,849 ♪ and click the menu button 97 00:05:33,850 --> 00:05:36,540 ♪ on the third option down 98 00:05:36,543 --> 00:05:37,963 - [sighs] For crying out loud, 99 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,368 dude, listen! 100 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:40,513 I'm in a massive hurry, 101 00:05:40,512 --> 00:05:41,692 and if you could just get me 102 00:05:41,686 --> 00:05:43,066 to my office real quick, 103 00:05:43,066 --> 00:05:44,376 I wouldn't be against getting you 104 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:46,098 some free La Mer samples. 105 00:05:46,104 --> 00:05:47,314 ♪ - Don't be rude 106 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:49,182 ♪ My face is a dream 107 00:05:49,176 --> 00:05:51,006 ♪ No crows feet here 108 00:05:51,005 --> 00:05:52,965 ♪ I don't need you face cream 109 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:55,733 ♪ I'm only fucking 23 110 00:05:55,734 --> 00:05:58,054 ♪ And I don't drink that much 111 00:05:58,047 --> 00:06:00,387 ♪ And I wear sunscreen 112 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,294 - [Iggy] Listen, 113 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:02,601 I'd offer you cash, 114 00:06:02,603 --> 00:06:04,993 but I don't even carry it anymore on me, bro. 115 00:06:04,985 --> 00:06:07,465 I mean, it's loaded with bacteria. 116 00:06:07,470 --> 00:06:10,540 You could even get an STD from it. 117 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:14,442 How about I send you $20 through PayBro, no fees. 118 00:06:14,443 --> 00:06:16,033 [calming music] [sighs] 119 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:17,200 - Just pay me, bro. 120 00:06:18,239 --> 00:06:19,549 - Just pay me, bro. 121 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:21,481 - Just pay me, bro. 122 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:24,114 - Just pay me, bro. 123 00:06:24,107 --> 00:06:25,317 - Just pay me, bro. 124 00:06:26,316 --> 00:06:28,036 - Just pay me, bro. 125 00:06:28,042 --> 00:06:29,322 - Just pay me, bro. 126 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:31,049 - Just pay me, bro. 127 00:06:31,045 --> 00:06:32,935 - Uh, just pay me, bro. 128 00:06:32,944 --> 00:06:34,774 - Just pay me, bro. 129 00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:37,053 - Just pay me, bro. 130 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:38,291 - Just pay me, bro. 131 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:39,574 - Just pay me, bro. 132 00:06:40,503 --> 00:06:42,333 - Just pay me, bro. 133 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:43,852 - Just pay me, bro. 134 00:06:43,851 --> 00:06:46,851 - [sighs] Just pay me, bro. 135 00:06:46,854 --> 00:06:49,344 - [Announcer] PayBro! No fees! 136 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:53,272 - PayBro, why didn't you say so? 137 00:06:53,274 --> 00:06:54,524 Brace yourself. 138 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:59,447 [engine revving] [brakes squeaking] 139 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:02,079 [sexy music] 140 00:07:02,076 --> 00:07:04,246 - [Man] Got an itch? 141 00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:06,051 Do you need relief? 142 00:07:06,046 --> 00:07:06,866 - Scratch. 143 00:07:08,048 --> 00:07:08,838 Scratch. 144 00:07:08,945 --> 00:07:10,565 - [Man] Scratch your troubles away. 145 00:07:10,568 --> 00:07:11,948 - Scratch. 146 00:07:11,948 --> 00:07:14,538 - [Man] Come down to the Scratch Bar. 147 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,575 Choose your own sexy scratcher. 148 00:07:18,576 --> 00:07:20,576 [moaning] 149 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:23,168 Have a drink while you're at it. 150 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:25,266 - Scratch. 151 00:07:25,272 --> 00:07:26,932 - [Man] ScratchBarr. 152 00:07:28,171 --> 00:07:29,381 ScratchBarr. - Scratch. 153 00:07:32,072 --> 00:07:35,252 [news bulletin music] 154 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,317 - Da fuck? 155 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,220 God, I was really enjoying that ScratchBarr commercial, 156 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,840 you know, I gotta itch that needs to get scratched. 157 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,976 - This just in. 158 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:49,644 A horrific and bloody scene of murder 159 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:52,581 has taken place in a local neighborhood park. 160 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:54,955 The decapitated body of a woman jogger 161 00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:58,927 was discovered by shocked residents earlier today. 162 00:07:58,926 --> 00:08:00,826 Police have identified the corpse 163 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:04,475 as popular blogger and model, Foxie LaDay. 164 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:06,971 Her head has yet to be found. 165 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:11,035 [laughs] 166 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,602 [door opening] 167 00:08:17,151 --> 00:08:18,741 - Hey, whaddya got there, Boo? 168 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:23,499 - I just got a sick deal on some yellowtail. 169 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,853 They ran out of plastic bags. 170 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:29,030 It's better for the sea turtles, anyway. 171 00:08:29,025 --> 00:08:31,225 These stains will come out with some lemon juice. 172 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:33,064 - Ooh, yummy. 173 00:08:33,064 --> 00:08:34,934 I love yellowtail. 174 00:08:34,928 --> 00:08:36,378 I could go for some sushi. 175 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:42,041 [breathing heavily] 176 00:08:42,038 --> 00:08:44,178 - I must keep her alive. 177 00:08:44,178 --> 00:08:47,668 I mean, just for her immaculate complexion alone. 178 00:08:49,390 --> 00:08:54,400 [silly scientific music] 179 00:09:09,203 --> 00:09:10,963 You know, I learn so much good shit 180 00:09:10,964 --> 00:09:12,484 from Dr. Sado. 181 00:09:12,482 --> 00:09:14,662 It's a shame she got bored of biochem 182 00:09:14,657 --> 00:09:17,697 and decided to pursue a career in behavioral psych. 183 00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:20,315 She would have made a bitchin' mad scientist. 184 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:30,980 Well, here goes nothing. 185 00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:38,535 [laughing] 186 00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:40,993 I am such a badass! 187 00:09:40,994 --> 00:09:44,174 This evil genius just saved the day. 188 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:45,269 [sneezing] 189 00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:46,974 The fuck was that? 190 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,205 - I'm a lamp. 191 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:50,138 The mistress thought I would be 192 00:09:51,211 --> 00:09:53,631 more useful this way. 193 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:56,217 - Look, you didn't see anything, did you? 194 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:57,596 - I'm a lamp. 195 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:02,285 An insignificant nothing of a lamp. 196 00:10:02,291 --> 00:10:05,851 A disgusting, depraved lamp. 197 00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:07,676 I serve my mistress. 198 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:12,056 - Yeah, I know you're a pathetic worm and all that, 199 00:10:12,059 --> 00:10:15,409 but you didn't see any bloody, decapitated head, did you? 200 00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:18,834 Dr. Sado would, for sure, 201 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:23,105 shrink this head for her collection if she found out. 202 00:10:23,105 --> 00:10:24,415 - Well, maybe for a little hand job, 203 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,516 I might shut up for a minute, 204 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:26,351 you know what I'm saying? 205 00:10:26,349 --> 00:10:27,519 I'll [farting noise] 206 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:31,913 - Oh, dude, the things I do for love! 207 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,914 [door opening] 208 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:40,923 Lavender oil works its miracles again. 209 00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:44,536 Got the goo out, it's naturally antibiotic, 210 00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,780 [inhales] [sighs] 211 00:10:46,784 --> 00:10:49,374 and my hands smell fresh as fuck. 212 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,310 - What the fuck is up with this new microwave? 213 00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:55,756 I mean, my burrito's still not ready! 214 00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:56,588 - No! 215 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:57,416 - No! 216 00:10:57,415 --> 00:10:59,275 - No! 217 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,449 - What the fuck? 218 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,462 - Look. I just ordered some tacos. 219 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,795 If you go meet the delivery guy in reception, 220 00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:07,223 I'll give you half. 221 00:11:07,218 --> 00:11:10,048 I just have to do something for Dr. Sado in here. 222 00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:12,528 - The fuck, they better be from Tito's. 223 00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:13,953 - Of course, of course. 224 00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:15,539 Better hurry, or you'll miss them 225 00:11:15,536 --> 00:11:16,536 - [Woman] Yeah, yeah, go jerk off 226 00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:18,297 your fucking new microwave, Mary. 227 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:22,613 - Okay, Temptress, here's your damn tacos. 228 00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,477 Oh, this taco app is amazing! 229 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,508 What a time saver! 230 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:34,419 - [laughing] 231 00:11:34,417 --> 00:11:37,137 And now for the full treatment, Miss Betsy, 232 00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:39,044 if that is your real name. 233 00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:44,013 Minus the 10% because you brought in the coupon [laughs] 234 00:11:44,013 --> 00:11:48,953 [horror sounds] [laughing] 235 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,852 - [Betsy] Let me die. 236 00:11:53,851 --> 00:11:55,371 - I am! 237 00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:56,889 I'm making you die. 238 00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:58,198 You're dying because of me. 239 00:11:59,339 --> 00:12:01,819 Hello? I'm murdering you, stupid. 240 00:12:01,824 --> 00:12:03,074 - [Betsy] If only you knew 241 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:06,307 what it's like to be like this. 242 00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:08,421 - What? I'm no switch. 243 00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:10,247 I do the touching around here, Dumbo. 244 00:12:11,972 --> 00:12:13,842 Are you talking back to me? 245 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:14,656 - No. 246 00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:19,742 - Well then, who the hell is? 247 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,949 [laughing] 248 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:26,023 [doorknob turning] 249 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:27,161 Who's in there? 250 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,610 - [Iggy] [stammering] It's just me! 251 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:33,170 I'm preparing a corpse for incineration. 252 00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,336 - Well, who's that lady voice I heard? 253 00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,830 - [Iggy] Oh, that? 254 00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:39,756 I just bought a myna bird. 255 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,519 It's super smart. It can even say a few phrases. 256 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,010 - What? I don't want any disgusting birds in here. 257 00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:47,526 They shit all over the place. 258 00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,695 - [Iggy] Oh, uh-oh, sorry. 259 00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,629 I guess I'll have to return it tomorrow, 260 00:12:51,632 --> 00:12:53,632 but don't open the door! It'll fly out. 261 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:56,474 - If I get the bird flu, I'm docking your salary! 262 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:59,225 - [Iggy] Don't worry, it's had its shots! 263 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:00,946 - Listen, I need you out here 264 00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:02,782 to help clean up after this patient. 265 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,302 She was a real bleeder. 266 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,920 - [Iggy] Uh, okay. Be right out. 267 00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:09,274 Let me put this bird back in its cage. 268 00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:11,581 [grunting] 269 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:17,451 [heart monitor noises] 270 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,391 - You murdered me. 271 00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:23,106 - Are you kidding? 272 00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:24,672 That was totes an accident. 273 00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:27,735 Plus, who goes jogging with a katana anyway? 274 00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:32,263 Shh, shh, hang in there, my love. 275 00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:34,159 I will make you complete again. 276 00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:36,328 I will find you a new body. 277 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:39,992 - You're not gonna find one as good as the one that I had! 278 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:42,241 I mean, I was smokin', you know? 279 00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:43,995 - Is that a challenge? 280 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,995 'Cause girl, you know I'm good 281 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,827 at making the impossible, possible. 282 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,348 I brought you back to life, didn't I? 283 00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:55,107 - [sighs] You mean, you took away my bodacious body. 284 00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:55,900 Mother! 285 00:13:57,422 --> 00:14:00,772 - [Iggy] Geez, talk about seeing the glass half empty. 286 00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,910 You know, you seem a little agitated. 287 00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:05,262 - Yeah. 288 00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,668 - Why don't I just give you an Ambien 289 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,304 to chill you out a bit? 290 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:13,747 [sputtering] 291 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,229 - Oh, shit. 292 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,753 - Shh. Sleep, my darling. 293 00:14:17,753 --> 00:14:19,793 Rest and grow stronger. 294 00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:23,589 I know exactly where to find your new body. 295 00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,856 - I'll cut you. 296 00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:30,904 [club music] 297 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,652 - She is perfect. 298 00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,997 This oughta get her attention. 299 00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:36,416 - Hey, cutie, what's up with the gloves? 300 00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,418 - Oh, I always wear surgical gloves 301 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,590 in places like this. 302 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,733 Everything's covered in bacteria. 303 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,323 Especially the cash. 304 00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:47,051 - Surgical gloves? What are you, a doctor or something? 305 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,599 - [laughs] Well, I did just perform 306 00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:51,853 a pretty magnificent operation. 307 00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:53,397 - I knew it. 308 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,270 A classic guy like you could flip any chick in the house, 309 00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:58,575 and a doctor, no less. 310 00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:01,098 - Is there a doctor in the house? 311 00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,478 'Cause I'm in need of some mouth to mouth. 312 00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:04,789 - You've got some nerve. 313 00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,281 - Look who's talking. 314 00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,275 - Why don't you beat your wings back to the bar 315 00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:09,657 with the rest of the flies? 316 00:16:09,658 --> 00:16:10,828 - Keep your G-string on. 317 00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:11,661 - Get lost. 318 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,626 - Hey, little boy, don't hide. 319 00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,418 Dontcha know you've got the kind of face 320 00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:18,393 a girl wouldn't mind sitting on? 321 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,190 Even out front, all the girls are asking about you. 322 00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:23,148 - Get out of here. 323 00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:24,124 Don't you know two's a company, 324 00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:25,471 three's a crowd? 325 00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,947 - Eat your heart out, bitch. 326 00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:27,781 - Oh yeah? 327 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:28,609 - Yeah! 328 00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:30,158 - Look, listen ladies. 329 00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:32,541 We're getting all kinds of unwanted attention right now, 330 00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:35,483 the kind of attention I totally don't need right now. 331 00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,407 So I'm just gonna swing outta here. 332 00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,210 - Oh, what for? 333 00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:40,715 Look what you've done. 334 00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:42,483 Once in a blue moon, I land a classy guy like that, 335 00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:43,734 and you fuck it up. 336 00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,036 - What made you think you had him? 337 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,728 He wouldn't have you on a bet. 338 00:16:46,729 --> 00:16:50,529 - God, that sucked. There were way too many witnesses. 339 00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,106 - [Blonde Stripper] You 3rd rate stripper! 340 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,361 - [sighs] Sometimes I wish I wasn't 341 00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:59,229 such a fine piece of ass. 342 00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,945 [crowd cheering] 343 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,370 Stripper fight! 344 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:11,957 [door opening] 345 00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,405 [gasps] 346 00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:16,973 - Well, Iggy, 347 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:19,756 did you enjoy your little body snatching excursion? 348 00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:22,634 - Aw, furniture dude! 349 00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,767 How could you rat me out like that? 350 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,077 - You think this stinky piece of furniture 351 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,700 is the reason I found about 352 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:31,772 your secret little experiment? 353 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,914 And by the way, hit the showers after this, 354 00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:37,064 you're smelling really musty for some reason. 355 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,086 - Yes, Mistress. 356 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,751 - Iggy, you should never forget 357 00:17:39,748 --> 00:17:42,608 that I always know what's going on. 358 00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:45,173 I'm a genius mastermind. 359 00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,687 I see everything. 360 00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:52,107 And I don't appreciate being disobeyed or lied to. 361 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,655 - I swear, I was going to tell you! 362 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,318 I just needed more time. 363 00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:56,315 - Enough! 364 00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:02,911 You know, Iggy, as I've been sitting here waiting for you, 365 00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,189 I've been thinking a little. 366 00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:07,356 You're not a totally incompetent henchman. 367 00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:09,362 You've done some good things around here. 368 00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:13,024 You got those low wattage LED bulbs, for one thing. 369 00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:16,852 So this time, I'm gonna look the other way. 370 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:19,034 - [sighs] Thank you, Dr. Sado, 371 00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:21,648 you're the best boss ever! 372 00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:22,932 - Yes, it's okay 373 00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:25,449 because your pretty little bodiless friend 374 00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,759 has made an excellent addition 375 00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:30,941 to my shrunken head collection. 376 00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:33,837 [screaming and crying] 377 00:18:33,836 --> 00:18:36,426 - I was so into her! 378 00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:39,695 Her skin was so flawless! 379 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:44,614 And those brows were on fleek! 380 00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:46,056 - Go, ahead, Iggy, 381 00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:49,265 take a look at your shriveled up girlfriend head. 382 00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:52,436 - Oh no, I can't bear to look! 383 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:53,271 - Do it! 384 00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:04,351 [evil laughter] 385 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:13,771 You shut up! 386 00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:15,053 I didn't tell you to laugh! 387 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,020 - Yes, Mistress. 388 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,736 [chewing] 389 00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:21,753 - Well, I've had my fun and games, Iggy. 390 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,576 I was just pulling your leg. 391 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:27,926 But at least you have a leg to pull. [laughing] 392 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:30,575 You can keep your little pet if it amuses you, 393 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,653 but you cannot give her a body. 394 00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:35,144 I don't want her getting up and walking out of here 395 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,689 and telling the cops. 396 00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:40,212 - [sighs] Thank you, thank you, thank you, Dr. Sado! 397 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,873 - But I'm still docking your pay. 398 00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:52,331 [intense music] 399 00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:00,198 - Wake up, sleepyhead. Wake up. 400 00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,694 - So, you got me a body? 401 00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,165 - Well, not exactly. 402 00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:07,589 There was a bit of a snafu. 403 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,800 But I do have some good news though. 404 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,105 Dr. Seda said you can stay here 405 00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:15,728 as long as you don't have a body. 406 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:19,107 - You good for nothing, 407 00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:20,294 delusional dumbass, 408 00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:21,458 dorky ass fuck, 409 00:20:21,461 --> 00:20:23,261 hipster smug ass-- - Trust me, 410 00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,186 trust me, 411 00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,778 you're gonna love this new you. 412 00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:29,437 Think about all the crazy perks. 413 00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:31,365 You can eat all the carbs you want, 414 00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,158 and you'll never gain an ounce. 415 00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:37,652 Plus, you'll never, ever have to lift another finger again. 416 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,100 - [crying] Finger. 417 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,240 - Aww, honey, 418 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,240 those tears are gonna evaporate 419 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,622 and dry out your skin. 420 00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,762 And you know what that leads to. 421 00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:50,212 Wrinkles, so cut it out. 422 00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:51,564 Huh? Goodnight. 423 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,560 - I'm gonna get my revenge! 424 00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:02,230 [heart monitor beeping] [Foxie sobbing] 425 00:21:06,713 --> 00:21:09,923 - Stay tuned for more horrific and perverted adventures 426 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:13,723 of Dr. Sado and her obscene cabal in 427 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,720 Sado Psychiatrist. 428 00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:18,382 [evil laughter] 29355

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