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[tense techno music]
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[otherworldly electronica music]
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[crickets chirping]
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[thunder rumbling]
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- You suffer from a
laundry list of maladies.
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ADD, schizophrenia, borderline
personality disorder,
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just to name a few.
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And your condition is
so acute, it's absurd.
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You're tethering on the edge.
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[crickets chirping]
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And to make things worse,
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you smell like
you've been sleeping
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on a two-week-old placenta.
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You're a complete disaster.
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[electronic reverberation]
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- You so funny.
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[exclaiming excitedly]
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I guess I am a little
kooky and weird, huh?
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But I kinda like it.
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Ooh!
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[grunting disgustedly]
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- Listen, you're in
your manic phase,
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and there's nothing
charming about that.
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- I can't help it.
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I love everybody, and
everybody, they love me.
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I love you, too, even though
you're being a Debbie Downer.
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[exclaiming happily]
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- It is not love, it's sickness!
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- Turn that frown
upside down, Dumbo.
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We have to get together
and change the world
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with happiness and fun times.
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Join me, why won't you?
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- I'm not joining you
anywhere, you filthy lunatic.
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You're a danger to
yourself and to others!
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- Dangerously sexy
and salacious.
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Ooh, naughty boys and girls.
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Oh, ooh! [exclaiming lustily]
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[growling menacingly]
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[humming cheerfully]
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- I'm so sexy, I'm so
wonderful, I'm so salacious.
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La, la, la, la, la la!
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Oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo.
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- This should remedy
your hyperactivity.
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[humming happily]
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[dramatic music]
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- Hm?
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- That's right, this
brilliant medical professional
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has asserted complete control.
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[menacing laughter]
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This will stop you
from struggling,
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I don't want you
to hurt yourself.
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[exclaiming questioningly]
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Ah, yes.
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Subjugation is the finest cure.
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[inhaling deeply]
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[exhaling calmly]
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[otherworldly music]
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[phone ringing]
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[Doctor Sado
sighing contentedly]
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[phone ringing]
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[Doctor Sado
exclaiming excitedly]
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- Hello, my
voluptuous vampiress.
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[Temptress coughing sickly]
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- [Temptress] Doctor
Sado, I can't come in,
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I'm, [sneezing loudly]
I'm really sick.
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- Oh no, Temptress!
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Should I come by with
some chicken soup?
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I hate to see you
under the weather.
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Maybe I can prescribe some TLC
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to nurse you back
to health, huh?
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[moaning loudly]
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- Oh my god!
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[coughing heavily]
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No, no, no, I'm sorry,
I'm really contagious.
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I just really think I
need to take a day of rest
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and really get on top of it.
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- [Doctor Sado] Okay, sexy.
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Just take it easy then,
but call me later.
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I'm concerned for the welfare
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of that vivaciously
alluring body.
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- You promise?
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I just don't want you to
get this cat scratch fever.
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[moaning excitedly]
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Ah fuck!
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[aroused gasping]
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Okay, Sven, I really
want to get nailed,
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and your tip'll depend on it.
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- Don't worry, baby, I'm digging
in with my delicious claws.
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I know you like it deep.
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- Oh, yes!
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Oh my god, Sven!
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[gasping excitedly]
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Oh, fuck yeah, really dig
into that stuffed crust!
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[moaning excitedly]
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Fuck!
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[signing unhappily]
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- Well, this is shaping up to be
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a demoralizing shitty
fucking morning!
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I need my daily affirmation.
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- Hello, I'm Galactica Darkstar.
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Welcome to the Whorecast for
the New Nihilistic Reality.
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Today we'll be talking
about your vagina.
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What is it doing, what
does it want to be doing,
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and what is it telling you
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about whether you
want to live or die?
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We'll begin by picking
up our phones and dialing
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69
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69
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420
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fuck you.
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Hello, I'd like to
make a collect call!
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Hello, this is
Galactica Darkstar.
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I have my period.
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Do you have your period?
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Please leave your message
at the sound of my period.
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[noisy slurping]
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Goodbye.
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- She always finds a
way to cheer me up.
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[sighing contentedly]
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♪ Sexy ferret, sexy ferret
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♪ Sexy ferret, sexy ferret
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♪ Sexy ferret, sexy ferret
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♪ Sexy ferret, sexy ferret
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♪ Sexy ferret, sexy ferret
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♪ Sexy ferret, sexy ferret
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♪ Sexy ferret, sexy ferret
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♪ Sexy ferret
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- Is my next patient here yet?
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- No.
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- Is Iggy here?
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- Who?
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- The metrosexual hunchback!
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You've met him a
thousand times already!
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- You mean the gross guy
with the fucked up face
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who thinks he's
prettier than me?
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- Yes, has he come in yet?
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- Well lets see.
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He told me to forget
that he was leaving
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with a girl's head and a TV set,
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[Doctor Sado sighing deeply]
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and then mentioned something
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about a romantic
walk on the beach.
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[soothing beach music]
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[waves crashing]
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[sea birds crying]
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But then he told me
that he was doing
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some important test
that you told him to do
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that requires him to be
outside of the office.
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[growling angrily]
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- That deformed abomination.
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This is the thanks I get
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for letting him keep
his stupid pet head!
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- Oh, and Temptress
told me to tell you
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that she was at The SkratchBarr.
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[surprised shriek]
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I mean, she told
me not to tell you
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that she was at The SkratchBarr.
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Well, one of those.
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[Doctor Sado sighing]
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- My beautiful Temptress,
getting her back clawed
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by those lascivious men
down at The SkratchBarr.
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I will not have it!
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It make my blood boil!
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- But wait, what do I do with
that weird guy in your office?
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- What the hell?
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Have you been eating
the lead paint again?
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If you weren't the best
friend of Temptress,
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I swear I'd have you
drawn and quartered!
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I thought you said my next
patient wasn't here yet!
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- But he's not in
here, he's in there!
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- Trixie, you paid too
much for that lobotomy.
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- And I didn't
get no lobotomies.
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- Don't give me no lip!
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[door creaking loudly]
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I'm sorry I'm
late, Mister Knapp.
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Good help is so hard to find.
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- I've been sitting
here forever!
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And what the hell is that?
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[dramatic music]
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- That is an
ordinary floor lamp.
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- But that floor lamp has been
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hitting on me this entire time.
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- That's absurd, this floor
lamp is 100% subjugated.
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It would be impossible for
him to break his conditioning.
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Isn't that right, lamp?
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- [Floor Lamp] Yes, Mistress.
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I'm just an ordinary floor
lamp and I am so turned on.
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- See, you're imagining things,
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and that's why
you're here, right?
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So stop fraternizing
with my furniture
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and let's get down
to the brass tacks!
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- Okay, I guess I've
been really stressed out.
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- When you called me yesterday,
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you said you were suffering
from night visions?
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- Well, I didn't want to
say anything on the phone
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because it's way more
serious than that,
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but either I'm going insane
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or this thing from my nightmares
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is actually trying to kill me.
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- Don't get your
panties all in a bunch.
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Let's start by evaluating
your sleep schedule.
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- In the day, I'm
always on auditions,
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and at night I work
at a bookstore,
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so I guess you can say my
circadian rhythm's outta sync.
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- A book shop at night, eh?
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- The Porno Chateau,
that's where I saw your ad.
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- So, what kind of auditions
are keeping you up?
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[laughing devilishly]
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- I'm an erotic porn star.
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I'm a classic leading
man, like Johnny Depp.
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Look out world, here I come!
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Show me that spotlight,
show me the drama!
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Turn to the left,
turn to the right!
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You can't stop me,
give me that paparazzi!
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Look at this face,
look at this talent!
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- Dial it down, De Niro!
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- Okay, I'm sorry.
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I've been drinking a lot
of cappuccinos lately
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because I've been
trying to stay awake.
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Every time I fall asleep,
I have these nightmares.
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There's this ugly woman
that's trying to kill me.
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She's got a long face
and creepy long nails.
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She once told me her
name was Frida K-Hole.
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[dramatic organ music]
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She keeps taunting me and
tells me horrible dad jokes.
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But the worse part is
when she gets close to me,
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she actually cuts me and I wake
up with actual wounds, see?
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- Sleep-related hallucinations
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are imagined events
that feel very real.
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But I assure you, they
are merely manifestations
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of your dream anxiety
disorder, or DAD.
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And those gashes on your arm,
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you've heard of sleep walkers,
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well you, my dear, are a sleep
cutter, a very serious case.
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- No, I'm not a cutter!
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If I go to sleep,
she's gonna kill me.
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- Stop being hysterical.
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I can cure you right now
using waking dream therapy.
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I simply aid you to fall
into a state of waking dream,
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and then I use guided imagery
to deeply explore your psyche.
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Together, we can conquer
these shadowy fears.
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All you have to do is empty
your mind and concentrate.
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Just relax.
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Watch the thingy go back and
forth, and back and forth.
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- I can't do this!
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If I fall asleep,
she's gonna kill me!
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- Don't be such a
worry wart, all right?
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Just relax, 'kay?
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Back and forth, back and forth.
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Think about pleasant
memories of your childhood,
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like Christmas morning.
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- I hate Christmas, I never
got the cha cha heels I wanted!
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[crying sadly]
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- Listen, just
trust me, all right?
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00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:18,301
I'll be behind you
the whole time.
256
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,471
- I can't do this,
it's never gonna work.
257
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:23,173
[frying pan ringing]
258
00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:25,545
- And into the fire!
259
00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:27,166
[laughing maniacally]
260
00:11:27,169 --> 00:11:30,899
[electronic reverberation]
261
00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:33,547
[ominous music]
262
00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:45,497
- Oh my God, this is
beautiful, so much cake!
263
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,537
This is my most favorite
food in the entire world.
264
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:50,683
Whoa!
265
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:55,987
Well, I guess I can cheat on
my paleo diet this one time.
266
00:11:55,991 --> 00:11:57,231
- [Cake Monster] Don't you know,
267
00:11:57,233 --> 00:11:59,063
processed sugar will kill ya!
268
00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:00,483
[surprised gasp]
269
00:12:00,478 --> 00:12:01,648
[laughing mockingly]
270
00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:03,791
- Oh no, I'm in the dreamland!
271
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,482
This totally sucks!
272
00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,003
Doctor Sado, aren't
you supposed to be here
273
00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:08,622
to guide me or something?
274
00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:11,394
- [Frida] I'll be your
tour guide, bitch!
275
00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:14,865
[corrupted evil laughing]
276
00:12:19,497 --> 00:12:21,637
- [Knapp] Please, Doctor
Sado, where are you?
277
00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:25,327
- [Frida] I'm here to make your
Hollywood dreams come true!
278
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:29,440
All the best actors become
more famous after they die!
279
00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:32,918
- [Knapp] Doctor Sado,
get me outta here!
280
00:12:32,924 --> 00:12:34,684
Doctor Sado!
281
00:12:35,513 --> 00:12:37,003
Help me, Doctor Sado!
282
00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,623
Help, where am I?
283
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:42,871
- Mister Knapp, you
need to stop running
284
00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:44,375
and stand up to your fears.
285
00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:46,774
- [Knapp] She's right behind
me, she's gonna kill me!
286
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:50,416
- You can run, but your
big ass can't hide!
287
00:12:51,978 --> 00:12:54,118
- There's a hidden
door to your right.
288
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:55,118
Take it!
289
00:12:55,119 --> 00:12:56,529
- [Mr. Knapp] I see the door!
290
00:12:56,534 --> 00:12:58,164
Here I go!
291
00:12:58,156 --> 00:13:00,326
- Okay, I bought you some time.
292
00:13:00,331 --> 00:13:01,951
Take this moment to
empower yourself,
293
00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:04,303
so we can face freedom.
294
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,440
- But Frida's a monster, how
am I supposed to defeat her?
295
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,890
- Lets fight fire with fire, eh?
296
00:13:08,891 --> 00:13:10,411
You're an actor, right?
297
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:14,860
Become your own super monster,
it will be your finest role.
298
00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:16,313
- What kind of super monster?
299
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:19,142
- Well, what's your
favorite Hollywood monster?
300
00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:20,633
- Well, I've always
liked the classics.
301
00:13:20,627 --> 00:13:23,977
- Good, now pick one and
give it your best qualities.
302
00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:26,075
What makes you so special?
303
00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:28,951
What's going to make you
the next mega celebrity?
304
00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:31,806
- Well, I am the most
fabulous person I know.
305
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,611
- Now be the most
fabulous monster.
306
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:38,886
You can do it, just
concentrate and visualize!
307
00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:39,817
[breathing deeply]
308
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,059
- I'm fierce, I'm fabulous.
309
00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:44,412
I'm fierce, I'm fabulous!
310
00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,649
I'm fierce, I'm fabulous!
311
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,763
I'm fierce, I'm fabulous!
312
00:13:48,758 --> 00:13:49,588
[dolphin vocalizing]
313
00:13:49,587 --> 00:13:51,067
[high-pitched whine]
314
00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:53,831
I'm Fagenstein, I'm
Fagenstein, I'm Fagenstein.
315
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,253
I'm Fagenstein.
316
00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:58,179
["Body Bag Bondage"
by Despite Loyalty]
317
00:13:58,182 --> 00:13:59,532
Look at these fabulous frocks,
318
00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:02,078
these juicy lips,
this shiny bling.
319
00:14:02,082 --> 00:14:04,432
I'm the fabulous
green dream machine.
320
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:07,019
- I think you're
ready to fight back.
321
00:14:08,054 --> 00:14:12,094
[electronic crackling]
322
00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:13,682
[crowd yelling and cheering]
323
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:17,480
- And now, the dream fight
you all been waiting for.
324
00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:22,762
In this corner, from
the depths of hell,
325
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:25,108
with razor claws of humiliation,
326
00:14:25,105 --> 00:14:28,755
the demoness of nightmares,
the mother that takes,
327
00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:33,424
she will tear you to shreds
while reading your threads,
328
00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:37,464
the dream queen of the year
and the defending champion
329
00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:41,952
who is always ready to
cut a bitch, Frida K-Hole!
330
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:43,680
[crowd clapping]
331
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,185
[Frida snarling]
332
00:14:45,194 --> 00:14:48,304
And in this corner, from
the gutters of Hollywood,
333
00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:51,301
wearing red thigh-high
hooker boots,
334
00:14:51,304 --> 00:14:53,444
looking like the love child
335
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:57,244
of the Green Giant
and the Great Gazoo,
336
00:14:57,241 --> 00:15:00,831
a sassy cashier from
the Porno Chateau,
337
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:04,520
and a wannabe actor who
only do little bit parts
338
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:07,534
in crappy YouTube
videos, Fagenstein.
339
00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:08,387
[Doctor Sado clapping]
340
00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,490
[crickets chirping]
341
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:10,704
- [clearing throat] Boo.
342
00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:14,707
- Doctor Sado, Doctor Sado,
did you hear the announcer?
343
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,046
Frida's a freakin' demon
from the depths of hell.
344
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:19,234
Maybe those YouTube
videos are pretty crappy.
345
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:21,228
I'm a loser, I
just can't do this.
346
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,850
- Listen, stupid, fear
is the mind killer, okay?
347
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:26,653
Remember who you are,
remember about your powers.
348
00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:28,409
You're fierce, you're fabulous.
349
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:30,310
Now I want you to get in there
350
00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:35,308
and send that two-bit,
ugly, no-talent ho scumbag
351
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,248
down to hell where she belongs!
352
00:15:37,246 --> 00:15:38,556
[upbeat funky music]
353
00:15:38,558 --> 00:15:39,968
[fight bell ringing]
354
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:42,703
[crowd cheering]
355
00:15:43,873 --> 00:15:46,323
[Frida growling menacingly]
356
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:49,364
- Well, I see you got a
shitty little makeover.
357
00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:51,052
I bet you feel
fresh and expensive.
358
00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:54,923
But really, you're fresh
out of the 99-cent store.
359
00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:55,989
You're so pathetic.
360
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,649
You're a joke, you deserve
your own laugh track.
361
00:15:58,681 --> 00:16:00,651
[Frida and crowd laughing]
362
00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:01,929
[Frida growling]
363
00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:03,306
- Fear is in the
mind of the killer.
364
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:05,267
You're just a manifestation
of my self-doubt.
365
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:06,074
You're not real.
366
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:11,000
Shut your K-Hole,
you stupid bitch!
367
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,284
[Frida gasping in surprise]
368
00:16:12,281 --> 00:16:13,351
[fight bell ringing]
Damn, that felt good!
369
00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:14,969
[crowd jeering and booing]
370
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,084
- Ugh, that stupid
little dick head!
371
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,700
I don't get where she gets
all this confidence from.
372
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:24,504
I've been whittling
down his soul for weeks!
373
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,850
It was in the bag!
374
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:28,924
- Aw, poor baby get a spankin'?
375
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:30,368
Get it together, Petunia!
376
00:16:30,368 --> 00:16:33,848
You're giving us demon
queens a bad name.
377
00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:36,444
You know his confidence
is tomfoolery.
378
00:16:36,443 --> 00:16:41,003
Can't you tell, or have you
lost your black magic touch?
379
00:16:42,587 --> 00:16:44,177
- I haven't lost anything.
380
00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:49,562
That rat sucking,
sniveling worm slapped me!
381
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,630
I'm still the
baddest demon around!
382
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:56,218
I've been toying
with him long enough,
383
00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:58,502
it's time to put the
final nail in the coffin.
384
00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:02,372
Time to pull the
curtain on her final--
385
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:04,086
- Mm-hmm, all right, we get it.
386
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:05,542
Now, go out there and show
387
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:09,271
that little
Stinkenstein who's boss.
388
00:17:09,269 --> 00:17:10,619
- Okay.
389
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,025
Butterfly kisses?
390
00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:15,413
Okay!
391
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:18,523
[upbeat funky music]
392
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,903
[fight bell ringing]
393
00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:23,972
- Want some more of this?
394
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:26,913
I float like a vampire
bat, I sting like a bitch!
395
00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:30,287
[Frida laughs mockingly]
396
00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:32,259
[Fagenstein grunting]
397
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,738
[Frida laughing]
398
00:17:33,742 --> 00:17:35,402
[Fagenstein screaming in pain]
399
00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:37,089
- Welcome to prime time, bitch!
400
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:39,580
Now is your moment to shine.
401
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,225
I'm gonna make you a star.
402
00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:43,682
[Frida grunting]
403
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:44,753
[Fagenstein gasping painfully]
404
00:17:44,753 --> 00:17:46,243
[fight bell ringing]
405
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,757
- What's happening?
406
00:17:47,756 --> 00:17:49,646
You said all I have to do
is have self-confidence,
407
00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,244
and now I'm fucking dying!
408
00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:52,932
- Calm your tits,
you're not going to die
409
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:55,183
from those tiny
little scratches.
410
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:58,457
Acting confident is different
from being confident.
411
00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:00,076
As long as you
believe in yourself,
412
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,839
she could never hurt you.
413
00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:04,319
Her words are just a mirage,
414
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:06,674
and you giving
her all the power.
415
00:18:06,671 --> 00:18:09,501
Don't buy into what
she be saying, huh?
416
00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:11,682
- But I'm bleeding and it hurts!
417
00:18:11,676 --> 00:18:13,846
No one can get
self-confidence outta nowhere.
418
00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:16,471
- But that's the way they
did it in the '80s movies.
419
00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:17,864
Wait a minute!
420
00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,165
This will pump you up.
421
00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:20,097
Maestro!
422
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,759
["Warrior" by Val Killmore]
423
00:18:21,755 --> 00:18:24,755
[upbeat rock music]
424
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:51,854
♪ Caught in a turn as
my mind fades away ♪
425
00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:57,762
♪ I feel the after strain
426
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:04,004
♪ Got to get ready
for everyone ♪
427
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:10,148
♪ I'll have to go it on my own
428
00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:16,194
♪ From being hip now,
chance to being petrified ♪
429
00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:22,509
♪ There so body and mind,
hard and calcified ♪
430
00:19:23,645 --> 00:19:26,675
♪ And I can't sleep at night
431
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:29,692
♪ Turns up in demon eyes
432
00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:32,025
♪ I'll go waste away
433
00:19:32,032 --> 00:19:36,072
♪ It'll be the
prime of my life ♪
434
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:41,041
♪ I'm bathing in the midnight
moon 'cause I'm a warrior ♪
435
00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:47,145
♪ I'm driven by the smell of
blood 'cause I'm a warrior ♪
436
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:53,191
♪ Not swayed by the fear of
God 'cause I'm a warrior ♪
437
00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:59,300
♪ Dancing on the highest
mountain, I'm a warrior ♪
438
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,647
♪ I'm a warrior
439
00:20:05,652 --> 00:20:09,072
♪ Warrior
440
00:20:09,069 --> 00:20:11,659
♪ I'm a warrior
441
00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:15,178
♪ Warrior
442
00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:17,839
♪ I'm a warrior
443
00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:18,667
♪ Warrior
444
00:20:18,665 --> 00:20:19,525
[electric zapping]
445
00:20:19,528 --> 00:20:20,528
[electric zapping]
446
00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:21,529
[electric zapping]
447
00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,530
♪ I'm a warrior
448
00:20:23,532 --> 00:20:24,842
[electricity crackling]
449
00:20:24,844 --> 00:20:27,364
[crowd yelling and cheering]
450
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:28,544
[fight bell ringing]
451
00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:29,367
[electricity crackling]
452
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,326
- Let the fisting begin!
453
00:20:32,852 --> 00:20:36,202
[Frida grunting loudly]
454
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,933
[Frida grunting in pain]
455
00:20:40,929 --> 00:20:42,899
Damn, you're one ugly bitch!
456
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:43,786
- Thank you.
457
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:44,804
[Frida screaming]
458
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:46,305
[high-pitched whine]
459
00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:49,114
[Frida screaming]
460
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:51,767
[loud crashing]
461
00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:53,217
[loud clanging]
462
00:20:53,217 --> 00:20:54,457
[fight bell ringing]
463
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,320
- I did it, I did
it, Doctor Sado!
464
00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:57,604
[crowd cheering]
465
00:20:57,601 --> 00:20:58,951
I can't wait to wake
up and be the warrior!
466
00:20:58,947 --> 00:21:03,117
I'm gonna conquer the
mother fuckin' world!
467
00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:04,823
[electronic reverberation]
468
00:21:04,815 --> 00:21:05,815
[Knapp gasping]
469
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:07,296
Oh my God, that was so intense!
470
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,580
What an amazing experience!
471
00:21:08,577 --> 00:21:10,577
Doctor Sado, your
dream therapy cured me,
472
00:21:10,579 --> 00:21:12,579
now I can take
Hollywood by storm!
473
00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:13,931
[Knapp grunting in pain]
474
00:21:13,927 --> 00:21:16,067
Ow, my tummy, why does it sting?
475
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,347
[Knapp screaming in pain]
476
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,825
Holy fuck, it wasn't
just a nightmare!
477
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,350
It was all real!
478
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:22,969
The stakes were high!
479
00:21:22,971 --> 00:21:25,041
I could have actually died!
480
00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,222
But I didn't, I
defeated the demon!
481
00:21:27,216 --> 00:21:28,976
- Don't be stupid, stupid.
482
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,357
There's no such thing as demons.
483
00:21:31,359 --> 00:21:33,359
It really was a nightmare.
484
00:21:33,361 --> 00:21:37,331
But don't worry, I'll make
sure you never have one again.
485
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,540
[suspenseful music]
486
00:21:38,538 --> 00:21:41,648
[Doctor Sado
screaming viciously]
487
00:21:42,922 --> 00:21:44,162
[tense techno music]
488
00:21:44,164 --> 00:21:45,864
- [Voiceover] Stay
tuned for more horrific
489
00:21:45,856 --> 00:21:48,376
and perverted adventures
of Doctor Sado
490
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:51,896
and her obscene cabal
in Sado Psychiatrist!
491
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,178
[maniacal laughing]
492
00:21:57,212 --> 00:22:00,282
[tense techno music]
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