All language subtitles for Sado.Psychiatrist.S01E02_English

[mystical music]

[dramatic music]

[keyboard clacking]

- I have some packages
for you to sign for, sexy.

[ding]

- Well I hope you
have a package for me.

I mean, I'd take your
package any time,

as long as it's a big package.

- [Delivery Man] Yeah,
it's big, real big.

Here's your package.

[Dil Donna moans]

- Well, I wouldn't need
that if I had, that.

[trippy music]

- I've also got a big
package for Dr. Sado.

- Ooh.

Ouchie, is that
patient in trouble.

- And I have a package for Iggy.

- Yay, I love surprises!

[door creaks]

How do I get this open?

Ow!

What the-

- Thanks for doing
your job, bro.

You know, it's illegal
to open up mail

that's not addressed to you.

- Leave that hottie alone.

You know, Dr. Sado
would hate to find out

that you're using the office

as your personal
delivery service.

[Iggy scoffs]

You're one to talk, Dil Donna.

- Looks like my
work here is done.

- Oh!

- Take care, enjoy
your packages.

- Come back with a
shirt on next time,

be more professional about it.

No one wants to see that.

- Speak for yourself.

God, that shirtless hottie

is the only reason I
come into work sometimes.

[door creaks]

- What's all the
commotion in here?

Iggy, stop running your mouthoff and get back to work.

Oh, my package is here.

Ah yes, another valuable,
therapeutic tool

to add to my arsenal.

Temptress, has my new
patient checked in?

- Nah.

[Dr. Sado scoffs]

[numbers dialed]

Trixie, how you doin'?

Hey, good, I need you to come
in and keep my desk warm.

A bitch is in heat, and I
gotta catch the mailman.

You can?

Okay great, I'll see you soon.

[beep]

[footsteps]

[car alarm]

- Where did you find out
about this place again?

- I found it in the back of a
well-established periodical.

It's 10% off if I bring this in.

- I don't like this trend
of wilfulness in you,

that you've been showing lately.

For you, self-awareness
can be a huge setback.

And I think it's likely you're
gonna get taken advantage of

by this junk-science
practitioner.

What's her name again?

- Her name is Dr. Sado.

She's a board-certified
psychiatrist.

I'm channeling a strong and
passing attraction to her.

Vibrational aura I'm
receiving is very nurturing.

[laughs]

[car alarm]

- Well, as a
well-established life coach,

I can tell you that
this sort of therapy

just might break

that fragile, borderline
personality of yours.

You're a meltdown
waiting to happen.

- My tender darling,
I need to interface

with this alien personality
that resides within me.

I have meditated on my crystal,

and it has guided
us to this location

like a Catholic compass.

- Look what I brought
for you, my hotness!

- Oh my gosh, this
is so perfect!

Yes!

- It's lab-grown and flawless.

Just like you.

[laughs]

- Iggie, the other day
at the beach was amazing.

I want to tell you something.

But I don't want you to
think I'm crazy or anything.

- Oh, you could tell
me anything, beautiful.

- Well.

[sighs]

You know that serum you
give me to stay alive?

Well I think it's doing
something to my mind.

[laughs]

Like I think I have
powers or something.

- Oh!

[laughs]

That might be the MDMA that
I've been putting in there

to chill you out a little bit.

[laughs]

Babe, you're just rolling.

I'm glad you're
having a good time.

But I hope you're not gnashing
those pretty teeth, though.

Let me know if
you need some gum.

[engine stutters]

- Is this the right address?

My GPS shows an empty void!

- Yeah, it's 666
Industrial Lane.

- Looks like a crack house.

I'm not letting you go in there.

- It's okay, I'm remote
sensing an opening.

It's like a black
hole sucking me in

to explore my inner alien being.

- No Gary, I'm turning
the car around right now,

and I'm taking us home.

I'll let you do the
dishes to calm you down.

You know, I'm always right!

I am your soulmate, remember?

- Yes, Gale, you're my
extra-dimensional soulmate

and my spiritual teacher.

Yes, we are one
with the universe,

but I must find out what
this alien wants with me?

I beg you to please stop
the car, and let me go in.

- Okay, I have to do
this the hard way.

I'm gonna go in there,

and I'm gonna prove to youthat this is some kind of scam.

It might crush
your silly schemes,

but it's my job as your
wife and life coach

to keep a check on
you for your own good.

[trippy music]

[door creaks]

Where's the proprietor?

I need to speak
to her right away!

- Um, do you have
like an appointment?

- I do have an appointment.

I'm here to communicate
with my inner alien.

- Oh, I think you
have the wrong place.

The Star Trek convention
is across the street.

[trippy music]

- There won't be any so-called
appointments here today.

I'm gonna blow the top

off this phony,
fly-by-night establishment.

- Geez.

Let me call my boss.

[buzz]

Dr. Sado, there's some
Star Trek cosplayer here,

with his angry mom, to see you.

- How dare you?

I'm his wife!

And I'm only 29!

[trippy sound]

- Oh wait, you
can't go in there!

[door creaks]

[door creaks]

- Are you Dr. Sado?

Because this place does notlook like it's on the up and up.

And believe me when I say I
can get the authorities here

to get me to shut you down!

- Dr. Sado, it's an
honor to meet you.

I was so excited to
start my therapy session.

Don't worry about my wife.

She's a little bit overly
vigorous sometimes.

- Oh, I thought I told
you to come alone,

not tell anybody.

It will jeopardize
our treatment.

- Oh, don't worry!

My wife and I our soulmates.

There's no secrets between us.

- My husband is weak,
pathetic and worthless.

- [Dr. Sado] Hmm.

- He's temporarily forgotten
his role in our relationship,

so he's acting out.

- Oh.

- But I am not letting
you brainwash him!

- There's no brainwashing
going on around here.

As you can see, I'm a
board-certified psychiatrist.

[chuckles]

- Well that degree could
be fake for all I know.

Let me tell you
about my credentials.

- Please do.

- I am the most influential
life coach on the west coast.

- Do tell!

- Mmmhmm.

- My client list is peppered
with VIPs and noteables.

- How exciting.

You must work very
hard, Mrs. Gray.

Well you know,
professionals like us

need a little introspection
once in a while.

I'll tell you what
I'm going to do,

I'm feeling generous, I'm
gonna give you a two for.

Join the session.

You might get a lot out of it.

Allow me some time

to try and change your mind
about this place and about me.

I promise to treat you
very, very, very nicely.

[Gale laughs]

- But I'm the one
that needs to talk-

to my alien?

[phone rings]

- Shut up, shut up.

Hello, Sandra, can you
hold on one second?

[Dr. Sado sighs]

It's that important client
I was telling you about!

She's such a captivating
and vulnerable woman.

She would be desolate
without my guidance.

[laughs]

- [Dr. Sado] No, stay, no!

- Hello Sandra, what?

- No stay.

- [Gale] He did what?

- Stay, stay.

- You don't deserve to
suffer this toxic roid rage!

- [Dr. Sado] Stay.

- Testosterone is
the devil's drug!

[door creaks]

Are you home?

Uh, okay, I'll be right there.

[giggles]

I'll pick up some Chardonnay

and some chocolate strawberries.

We can watch Thelma and Louiseand have some girl time.

[chuckles]

[trippy music]

You need to leave that brute.

- Just sit right down over
there, I'll be right with you!

[grumbles]

Iggy, stop what you're doing

and go chase the crazy
lady who just left.

She can't be allowed to blab

about what's going
on around here.

- Oh, okay boss.

Um wait, what lady is this?

- It's the real soccer mom
with the dirty minivan.

Take the company car, find her

and get rid of her, permanently.

- Okay, I'm on it.

- Phew.

I can't believe that there's
a walk-in in my office.

- What is a walk-in?

- Well, it's sort of
somebody who thinks

that they're
possessed by an alien.

Pretty weird, right?

Can't wait to fry this one.

- You're shell of a corpse
is gonna be your downfall.

- Don't be so headstrong,shortie, or that skull of yours

is gonna join the
rest of that body.

Which would maybe be like a
morgue or in a ditch riding

or something.

- No, no, no, no, you
better find my goddamn body.

I'm gonna-

- [Dr. Sado] Come on,
I've got work to do.

- Don't go!

- Bye!

[mystical music]

[Dr. Sado clears throat]

Now, where were we?

Let's start from the beginning.

Describe your first encounter.

- I remember the day
it happened so clearly.

I was at the Porn Ma Chateau
reading a periodical.

And I noticed a mysterious
figure behind me.

His glasses were as black

as a no moon sky
in the countryside.

And his blouse was as
festive as a disco night.

[giggles]

[mystical music]

[blows]

- I just blew in from
out of this world.

- You're from another planet?

What do you want with me?

- Oh yeah, I'm from
the planet pleasure,

and I'm here to probe
your black hole.

- Are you here to come into
my body and meld with my mind

to set my spirit free?

- Yeah!

Whatever floats your spaceship!

And don't you fret my little
pet, I always wear a rubber.

[slap]

[snap]

- I felt a warm rush of
wind upon my neck hairs,

and then the universe
snapped its fingers,

and I was taken as a sublimevessel by my alien personality.

When I woke up the next morning,

I knew that I was
forever changed.

I had escaped my diet fate,

by raising my
levels of vibration

to higher planes of existence.

I had transformed.

I was renewed.

I had evolved.

An alien lives within me!

- Fascinating.

And how would you
like me to assist you?

- Can you use hypnotherapy
to help me better communicate

with my inner alien?

I feel like it wants
me to do something,

but I don't know what.

- I can do you one better.

Mr. Gray, I have a
acquired a new technology

which will me assist
me in facilitating

this request of yours.

It administers the
perfect therapy.

They call it,

The Enormous Machine

[mystical music]

[upbeat pop music]

- Hello young lady.

You're looking wonderful today.

Would you like to try
this delicious sample?

- Aren't you sweet!

Sure, why not.

I'll have a little taste
of what you're serving.

[giggles]

- Mmm, mmm, mmm.

[laughs]

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

[sexy eating sounds]

- Mmm

[chuckles]

Mmm.

Hmm.

[mystical music]

- Hello, good sir!

Wow, I love your hair.

And your outfit is
quite impressive.

Would you like to try
this yummy sample?

- Ha!

I got four words for you.

Tom Ford Sample Sale.

[laughs]

And this coif is the real deal.

I use my boars head bristle
four times a day, every day.

- Holy moly, so that's how you
get it all silky and shiny.

So, would you like to
try a yummy sample?

- Uh, do these have
any sesame seeds in it?

I'm like crazy allergic, dude.

- No sesame seeds, sir.

Just yummy goodness!

- Well, well, don't
mind if I do-dally, do.

[laughs]

[crunch]

[coughs]

[sputters]

[choking]

[Sales lady gasps]

[whistles]

- Hi Sandra, don't worry
honey, I'll be right there.

Chardonnay will wash that
man right out of your hands!

[mystical music]

- Behold, the key to unlock

the hidden mysteries
of your mind.

Jump in, take a
spin, why won't you?

- Uh, that's quite thecomplicated piece of machinery.

- Maybe.

- Do you mind if I
meditate on my crystal

to help prepare me
for this treatment.

- Grr-

Okay, just hurry up.

[deep inhale]

[murmurs]

[creepy music]

- What are you doing?

That's not meditating.

Well hurry up at least.

[odd breathing sounds]

I haven't got all day here,
come on, what are you doing?

Hurry, stop!

- Yes, the crystal has elevatedthe awareness of my being.

I can feel my alien
expand within me.

Yes, we are ready for this.

- Great, then just hop in,
and I'll flip the switch.

You're gonna love
this, Mr. Gray.

Just hop right in there.

Here ya go!

Right in there, yes.

Mmmhmm.

After you.

[chuckles]

Just get in there.

The entire body needs to go
inside, not just your foot.

Yeah, just get right in
there, it's not that hard.

It's really not that hard.

Just sit down, sit down and
put the whole body in there.

Don't worry about your
friggin' slipper, get inside!

What's the matter with you?

Get in there!

[scoffs]

Believe me, I would try
to fucking sit down.

Jesus Christ.

Arms go in.

All right, Mr. Gray.

There we go, very
good little boy.

Now you're all set,
aren't you, right?

Put your fucking knees in there!

Jesus Christ, I swear-

[mumbles]

Jesus Christ, I guess I
gotta take this thing back

or something, what the fuck?

Can't get your sweater in there.

Okay, finally,
we're ready to go!

Shit.

Took three hours.

[sighs]

Mr. Gray, I have a confession,

I haven't been completely
honest with you.

Sometimes, the
medical professional

has to take manners
into their own hands

and especially when dealing
with somebody like you

who is so mentally ill.

- Whatever do you mean?

- It's true, this is a
new piece of technology,

but it does not exactly
perform the purpose

that I stated earlier.

It's more of a shall I
say, Killing Machine.

[evil laugh]

- Oh no!

- Oh yes.

This machine amplifies the
feelings and sensations

with a vibrating probe
that pumps and penetrates

your innermost cavity.

It then accelerates
into a feedback loop

that goes into ultra,
past ultra, into maximum

and basically you cum
yourself to death.

[maniacal laugh]

- Calling occupants of
interplanetary craft,

please help!

- And now for the full
treatment, Mr. Gray,

minus the 10% because you
brought in the coupon.

But, add an additional 10%
because it's 10% Tuesday!

[evil laugh]

Here we go.

[beeps]

[feedback screech]

- It's sort of nice, isn't it.

- Yes, it is nice.

In the beginning.

[laughs]

Oh yes, this gives
me a good boner.

I'm digging the tease, but
lets turn it up a notch.

[evil laugh]

[beep]

This is so good.

This is good, but it
could be even better.

I just can't wait to witness
the killer crescendo.

[evil laugh]

[beeps]

[feedback screech]

- Oh!

[sounds of pleasure]

- [Dr. Sado] Mmm.

Oh, you're getting me there.

Ooh, I'm feeling sensations too.

We have a relationship
between us.

Pain and the pleasure.

[Gary wails]

[beeping]

What's going on?

[malfunctioning sounds]

What's happening, you
should be dead or at least-

Does it really take this
much to make you cum,

you freak, abomination.

[beeps]

What are you doing
with this machine?

[beeps]

[screeches]

[wails]

[sounds of pleasure]

- You destroyed my
beautiful machine,

you depraved lunatic.

I could think I had
a home improvement

in order to pay for this.

[grunts]

You freak.

- Ugh, you abomination!

Get out!

[swoosh]

- I've come to
collect my husband!

- You're still alive?

I am absolutely done with today.

- Oh my God, what
have they done to you?

[heavenly music]

- Dr. Sado is a genius.

My inner alien and
I have experienced

total convergence.

We are now one, unified being.

- Are you on drugs?

Where are your clothes?

- I have no need for
materialistic things
such as clothes.

I'm not on drugs, I'm
drunk on universal love!

No, I am love.

Pure, love.

Come, my dear, let's go.

[mystical music]

- Fucker!

Are you feeling lucky, huh?

Clear!

[thump]

Argh!

You millennial piece of puke!

You fucking better live!

Clear!

[thump]

Come on, come on.

Clear!

[thump]

Motherfucker, I'm not
gonna let you die!

Clear!

[thump]

Come on, I'm feeling
lucky, let's go!

Clear!

[grunts]

Live, dammit, live!

[thump, thump, thump]

Dammit, dammit, dammit.

[squishy sounds]

[grunts]

[thump]

Live, live, live!

Ahh!

[mystical music]

Stay tuned for more horrific
and perverted adventures

of Dr. Sado and her obscene
caval in Sado Psychiatrist.

[maniacal laugh]

[mystical music]