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[eerie electronic music]
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[clock ticking]
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[Dr. Sado mumbling]
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[alarm buzzes]
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- [Receptionist] Dr. Sado,
your next patient's here.
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- Tell him to come in.
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[spacey electronic music]
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- Hello, cock-tor,
I mean, doctor.
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I must have cum on my face.
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I mean, my dick in a vase.
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I mean, I stink like
a musty old space.
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No, no, no, I mean,
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this must be the place.
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- Hello, Mr. Johnson.
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Have a seat, I'll
be right with you.
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- Uh, I guess I'll have
a seat with my boner.
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I mean, rest my weary old bones.
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[tense electronic music]
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[Dr. Sado grumbles]
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[tense electronic music]
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[funky music]
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♪ You like that
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- Well, Mr. Johnson,
I'm glad you sought out
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professional help
to find some relief
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from your debilitating syndrome.
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I know there was
a stigma attached
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to your sexual illness,
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and you are
understandably reluctant
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to risk talking about it.
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- Uh, I think there might
be a little mistake here.
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You see, I got this
coupon from the newspaper
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for hypnotherapy.
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And I'm just here to
start shit-poking,
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I mean, quit smoking.
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It's a really bad
habit I picked up
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at the, uh, animal
hospital. [clicks tongue]
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- The newspaper, you say?
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[laughs]
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I only advertise in
smutty magazines.
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You can't kid a
kidder, Mr. Johnson.
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I have seen it all.
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Every psychosis in the book
has walked through that door.
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You are a ticking time bomb!
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A sexually-psychotic
monster is hiding
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behind your smoking habit!
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- You know, that's
really interesting.
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It's intriguing really.
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But I'm just here
to start stroking.
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I mean, cock choking.
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Just here to quit smoking.
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And you know, I've
tried everything
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from eatin' teen snatch.
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I mean, the nicotine patch.
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Been screwin' bums.
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[stammering] Shooting cum.
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I mean, the gum.
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Chewing the gum.
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- Classic oral fixation
with severe denial.
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My guess is you
never told anybody
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about your embarrassing
perversions
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or that you've made
this appointment.
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- No, hold on there, honey.
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I'm just here to quit
smoking cigarettes.
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And I don't need to tell mygaggle of gash where I'm going.
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I'm queer as a bear, I
mean, free as a bird.
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- I get it.
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You probably want to be free
from that gaggle of gash,
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but I think you know,
deep down inside,
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they're not gonna give
you what you really need.
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- Hey, is that, uh,
your meat on my thigh?
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I mean, is the heat on high?
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'Cause I'm startin'
to sweat like a sinner
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in church in here, you
know what I'm sayin'?
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- This is not a church.
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[tense electronic music]
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But it is the perfect
place for worship.
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Let me start the
psychoanalysis, Mr. Johnson.
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Give it a go.
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You might get a laugh out of it.
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Let me guide you to
emotional maturity.
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- You know, I could use
a little introspection,
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as long as I can start
fuckin' like a rabbit.
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I mean, curtail my
urge to grab it.
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I mean, quit this
four-pack-a-day habit.
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- That is a very healthy
attitude, Mr. Johnson.
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Let's play a little game, eh?
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I'm going to show you
a series of cards.
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It'll give me a starting
point to determine
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what engrams are inhabiting
your dirty, little psyche.
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Just say the first thing
that comes into your head.
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- Well, that's my mom
and my little sister.
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How am I doing?
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- Very good, Mr.
Johnson, let's continue.
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- Uh, that's a doggy.
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Ruff, ruff.
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- Do you like it
rough, Mr. Johnson?
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- Well, I do like to
play with my balls.
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I mean, play touch
football with the bros.
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- Ah, the sensual caress
of male camaraderie.
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- Huh?
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- Here's another card.
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- Whoa, hey, not into that.
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- Don't hold back, Mr. Johnson.
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What did you think of
when you saw the picture?
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- Oh, it's the porn.
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It's the [stammering] gay porn.
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But I'm into scat.
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I mean, I'm not into that.
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- I see, repressed
sexual dysfunction.
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A very serious case.
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- You know, I think I just
need to go feel a peter.
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I mean, feed the meter.
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- You sit down!
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We are not complete with
the treatment, Mr. Johnson.
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[Dr. Sado inhales]
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You know, the ancient
people did not have
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serious psychiatric problems
like yours, Mr. Johnson.
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The primeval tribes used
traumatic initiation ritual
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to bring the individual
into a fully adult state.
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Nowadays, rituals like
these have vanished,
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leaving people like
you as ill-formed,
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wandering lost souls in a
complex technological society.
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And we have to pick up the
pieces using psychoanalysis.
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[Dr. Sado exhales]
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[Mr. Johnson
blowing raspberries]
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Tantric toad toxin
is used by sorcerers
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to bring the
individual into a state
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of conscious paralysis.
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The dose I administered is
a light one, Mr. Johnson,
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just enough to immobilize
you for further treatment.
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[laughing]
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Temptress, will you
come in here please?
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I need to make sure
this patient stays put.
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You know what to bring.
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[door creaking]
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- I just got my nails done.
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Oh, unless you want
me to chip one.
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- Oh, I meant the
heavy-duty shackles.
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- But you used those on
Mr. Sheldon last week.
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How am I supposed
to read your mind?
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- I'm sorry, Temptress.
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No hobbling today.
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It's just that I need this
chain-smoker all chained up.
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Will you not do the honors?
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- Pretty girls like
me shouldn't have
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to do hard work like that.
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- Oh, dear darling goddess,you are so good at what you do,
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and I love to watch you do it.
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Tell you what, I'm going to
get you that Tiffany necklace
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you've been drooling over.
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- All right, I'll be right back.
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[Dr. Sado groans]
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- Oh, what wonderfully
horrifying visions
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you must be having right now.
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[whispering]
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[dark ambient music]
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- Where the hell am I?
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Oh!
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[screams]
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Hey, get up, you bum.
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We gotta go feed the meter.
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[witch doctor laughs]
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- [Witch Doctor] Mm,
poison, poison, poison.
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- Are you talkin' about that
shitty hair band from the 80s?
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- No, you fool,
it's actual poison.
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What do you have against
that band anyways?
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- I can't stand 'em.
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They're pure garbage.
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- What do you mean?
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"Every Rose Has Its Thorn"
is so heart-wrenching,
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and that Bret
Michaels is so dreamy.
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- What am I, in hell?
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♪ Every rose has its thorn
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♪ Just like every
night has its dawn ♪
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- Please kill me.
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- Don't get too hasty now.
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[ululating wildly]
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[tense tribal music]
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Your soul is mine.
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Your soul is captured, and
you'll work for all eternity,
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work for free in
women's clothing.
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- This is getting way too weird.
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I think I need to go homo,
I mean, I need to home.
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- You're not going
anywhere, little man.
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[ululating wildly]
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[synth warbling]
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- What the hell is happening?
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[laughing]
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[shivering]
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[laughing]
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This isn't what I was thinking
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when I wanted to see a shrink!
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[chuckling]
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[door creaking]
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[tense atmospheric music]
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- Cool.
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It's time to buckle
up, baby girl.
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The fun's about to begin.
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- And the nipple nodes,
too, why won't you?
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- Oh, yeah, my favorite part.
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[Temptress moans]
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Okay, I hope you're a pain pig,
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because teeth usually
shoot all over the room
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during this next treatment.
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But those stinky
little endless chompers
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could sure use an
upgrade though.
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What the fuck?
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Do you even brush?
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- And the ball gag, too.
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We don't want to
arouse the neighbors.
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- Here comes the choo-choo.
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Open up, big boy.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, good boy.
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[knocking]
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[zany synth warbling]
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- Who could it be?
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[door creaking]
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[ominous music]
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[woman screaming]
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- Aw, I'm so sorry I'm late.
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The 405 was just backed all
the way from El Segundo,
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and then Waze put me onto
some funky side street
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with all this construction.
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And I was about to
tear my hear out,
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but then I remember Moroccan
oil's like 15 bucks an ounce.
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- Heavy traffic at the
drive-through, huh?
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It's all right, Iggy.
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You're just in time
for the fireworks,
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but I'm still docking your pay.
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[feet shuffling]
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What's with the limp?
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- Oh, I just run a
half-marathon, and
my toes are brutal.
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Oh, I see you have
another victim,
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I mean, unfortunate case,
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a terminal discharge,
as it were.
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[laughing]
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- This one's not dead just yet.
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I'm gonna use him for
his fun around the house,
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but first, he needs
to be buried alive.
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I'm sure he can find
a suitable mausoleum
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to lay him out for
a couple of days.
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- You know, I can do
just about anything,
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as long as there's an app.
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But why not just take
him to the garden,
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you know, cover him
with some mulch?
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Might do wonders for that
dry pasty complexion.
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[knocking]
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Hello?
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Have you ever heard ofbiomemetic protective day cream?
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- I want to keep him
as clean as possible.
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After all, he's going
to be my new maid.
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Can you imagine
him all prettied up
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and stuck in some garters
strolling around my house
257
00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:46,799
with a feather duster?
258
00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:49,005
[laughing]
259
00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,843
- Talk about domestic abuse.
260
00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:56,264
- Oh damn, there's a
Bigfoot sighting up in here.
261
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:57,672
Someone's packin'.
262
00:12:57,707 --> 00:12:59,257
Mm-hmm.
263
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:00,985
- Are you ready for
a life of servitude
264
00:13:01,021 --> 00:13:02,061
to your new mistress?
265
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:04,511
You disgusting little worm!
266
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:07,132
- You know, the manual
labor will do you good, bro.
267
00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:10,335
You'll be looking like a
legit Dwayne the Rock Johnson
268
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:11,825
in no time.
269
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:15,170
- Iggy, put the nodes on hisstupid, perverted, little head.
270
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:17,448
[laughing]
271
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,252
Temptress, will you
stop stroking his junk
272
00:13:25,287 --> 00:13:28,217
just for a second to
help me with the machine?
273
00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:29,765
- Fine.
274
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,919
- It's so wonderful,
I love you so much.
275
00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:35,610
[ominous music]
276
00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:38,402
And now, for the full
treatment, Mr. Johnson,
277
00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:41,098
minus the 10% because he
brought in the coupon.
278
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:43,030
Uh, you ran the
credit card, right?
279
00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,063
- Uh huh.
280
00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:45,269
- With the chip reader?
281
00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:47,377
- Yeah, yeah, with
the damn chip reader!
282
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,280
- All right, I'm just
sayin' those fees add up.
283
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:51,872
- Well, why don't
you just use PayBro?
284
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,280
You know, no fees.
285
00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:56,275
And plus, you'll have more
for my Christmas bonus, boss.
286
00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,108
[laughing]
287
00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,176
- Get out of here.
288
00:13:58,216 --> 00:13:59,106
- Just pay me, bro.
289
00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:00,598
- Just pay me, bro.
290
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,012
- Just pay me, bro.
291
00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:03,328
- Just pay me, bro.
292
00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:04,429
- Just pay me, bro.
293
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:05,714
- Just pay me, bro.
294
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:07,541
- Just pay me, bro.
295
00:14:07,570 --> 00:14:08,880
- Just pay me, bro.
296
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:10,127
- Just pay me, bro.
297
00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:11,679
- Just pay me, bro.
298
00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:14,202
- Hey, just pay me, bro.
299
00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:15,892
- [chuckles] Just pay me, bro.
300
00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:17,304
- Just pay me, bro.
301
00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:19,339
- [chuckles] Just pay me, bro.
302
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:20,195
- Just pay me, bro.
303
00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:21,238
- Just pay me, bro.
304
00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:24,517
- [Announcer] PayBro, no fees.
305
00:14:25,554 --> 00:14:26,354
- Guys.
306
00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:29,179
Let's fry this bitch.
307
00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:32,043
[vibrator buzzes]
308
00:14:33,596 --> 00:14:34,796
- All right, all right.
309
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:36,879
And now for the full
treatment, Mr. Johnson.
310
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,950
The electroshock will
be sure to dislodge
311
00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:42,401
any repressed feelings.
312
00:14:42,433 --> 00:14:44,713
[laughing]
313
00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:49,410
[vibrator buzzing]
314
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,284
You aren't kiddin', Mr. Johnson.
315
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:04,485
You do have a serious
smoking problem.
316
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:06,564
[laughing]
317
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:07,975
Oh, this is too good.
318
00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:10,740
Temptress, will you not
get the marshmallows?
319
00:15:10,771 --> 00:15:13,081
- Ooh, yummy, Scooby Snacks.
320
00:15:13,119 --> 00:15:14,289
Be right back.
321
00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:15,467
- You sure do know how to create
322
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,120
a positive work
environment, Dr. Sado.
323
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:19,638
- Well, you know,
it's good practice
324
00:15:19,677 --> 00:15:21,157
to have an office
party once in a while,
325
00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:24,986
especially when the atmosphere
is just so electric.
326
00:15:26,856 --> 00:15:29,136
[laughing]
327
00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:38,660
[device honking]
328
00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:53,334
Oh no, I burnt mine.
329
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:55,128
- Oh.
330
00:15:59,372 --> 00:16:02,412
[light wacky music]
331
00:16:39,619 --> 00:16:41,069
[bell chimes]
332
00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:41,973
- Johnson!
333
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:46,245
[bell chimes]
334
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:47,111
Johnson!
335
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,872
- Ew, that's so gross.
336
00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:53,292
[bell chimes]
337
00:16:53,322 --> 00:16:54,942
- Johnson!
338
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,079
- Yes, Mistress?
339
00:16:56,118 --> 00:16:58,668
- Clean these dishes,
you dirty whore!
340
00:16:58,707 --> 00:16:59,707
- Uh, yes, Mistress.
341
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:07,747
[dishes clattering]
342
00:17:16,552 --> 00:17:19,252
[faucet running]
343
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:23,416
[dog barking]
344
00:17:24,422 --> 00:17:26,492
- Hurry it up, come on!
345
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:27,738
Get goin', guy.
346
00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:28,600
Get goin'!
347
00:17:29,565 --> 00:17:33,565
Welcome, mistresses, to my
monthly dominatrix party.
348
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:37,094
I am so happy you
two are both here.
349
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,395
As you can see, I
have a new slave.
350
00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:42,717
He's been doing a terrible
job, and I was wondering
351
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:46,171
if both of you could, uh,
break him in a little bit.
352
00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:49,033
You first, Mistress Liz.
353
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,308
- Oh, my pleasure.
354
00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:52,688
Open your mouth!
355
00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:53,556
Spit that out!
356
00:17:55,902 --> 00:17:57,392
That's a good sissy bitch.
357
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,387
Mistress Dee Dee?
358
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:01,464
- Thank you.
359
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,504
You think you're ready for the
world, you worthless nothing?
360
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:09,845
Well, you're fucking not.
361
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,131
[laughing]
362
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:26,553
- He was breathing out
of a straw 20 feet long.
363
00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:30,038
I ended up pouring three tons
of concrete into that hole.
364
00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:33,464
Can you believe that?
[laughing]
365
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:35,871
- It's so hard to find
a good sub these days.
366
00:18:35,907 --> 00:18:36,907
- Oh, tell me about it.
- Ain't that the truth?
367
00:18:36,943 --> 00:18:38,393
- Can you believe
Slavedong is still trying
368
00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:40,187
to stick that
spatula up his ass?
369
00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:42,052
- Again?
- Ridiculous.
370
00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:44,356
- You guys know that pisser
I was telling you about?
371
00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:45,879
Well, last week,
when I was cutting
372
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,327
through his latex diaper,
he had the nerve to complain
373
00:18:48,368 --> 00:18:50,338
that I was cutting
through his skin.
374
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,750
He's really gonna
get it next time.
375
00:18:51,785 --> 00:18:53,675
- He deserves it.
- Mm-hmm.
376
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,548
- Well, that reminds me
there's a new gelato place
377
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,283
that opened up down the street.
378
00:18:59,897 --> 00:19:01,107
Are you girls game?
379
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:01,970
- Yes.
380
00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:03,762
- Let's get some gelato.
381
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,152
- All right, Johnson, I'm
putting this over on the table
382
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,602
because it's an heirloom.
383
00:19:10,632 --> 00:19:13,812
I don't want you to ruin
it, 'cause you're so awful.
384
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,672
You assume the position
until we get back.
385
00:19:17,294 --> 00:19:18,194
[door slams]
386
00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:20,706
[tense music]
387
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,524
- Hi, I'm Galactica Darkstar.
388
00:19:37,555 --> 00:19:40,935
Welcome to the Whorecast for
the New Nihilistic Reality.
389
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:42,492
Today, I'd like you to imagine
390
00:19:42,526 --> 00:19:44,836
that you're at your 20th
high school reunion,
391
00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:47,263
and the most popular boy
from your high school class
392
00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:48,569
walks up to you and says,
393
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:51,853
"Galactica, what happened?
394
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,190
"You got so pretty."
395
00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:55,398
And you say,
396
00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:00,228
"I'm a sexy yin-yang,
motherfucker!"
397
00:20:00,268 --> 00:20:01,228
- Ah, yeah.
398
00:20:01,269 --> 00:20:03,889
- I'm sorry, I didn't
want you to cry.
399
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,000
Don't cry.
400
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,025
I want you to smile.
401
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:10,213
Smile!
402
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,383
You're so pretty when you smile.
403
00:20:12,418 --> 00:20:13,248
Goodbye.
404
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,837
[upbeat music]
405
00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:18,943
- Oh yeah.
406
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,086
- Hey.
- Hey.
407
00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:30,572
Did you order a 15-inch salami?
408
00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:33,268
- Actually, I ordered a pizza.
409
00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:37,101
- Oh, well, I've got this
15-inch salami right here.
410
00:20:38,202 --> 00:20:40,522
Are you sure you
don't want this?
411
00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:47,214
- Actually, I had my heart
set on a pizza, though.
412
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,726
- I mean, are you sure you
don't want this salami?
413
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:52,385
It's nice and rock hard.
414
00:20:53,769 --> 00:20:55,939
- Hmm, sure, let's fuck.
415
00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:58,498
[chuckling]
416
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,163
- Ah, thank you, Dr. Sado.
417
00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:04,019
I haven't craved a cigarette
since the treatment.
418
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:06,605
I'm cured!
419
00:21:06,644 --> 00:21:08,034
Oh yeah!
420
00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:09,479
Look at that!
421
00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:11,299
[slurping]
422
00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:12,689
Come on!
423
00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:14,649
[laughing]
424
00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:16,857
Aha, yeah, ah, that's hot.
425
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:20,454
- [Announcer] Stay
tuned for more horrific
426
00:21:20,486 --> 00:21:23,206
and perverted
adventures of Dr. Sado
427
00:21:23,247 --> 00:21:27,867
and her obscene cabal
in Sado Psychiatrist.
428
00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:28,977
[laughs]
429
00:21:29,011 --> 00:21:32,391
[tense electronic music]
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