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(MUSIC PLAYING)

ROCKET: Finally, enough credits in the bank.

Let's go buy that ship of our dreams, Groot.

(THUDS)

What a beauty. Take my money now!

(KISSING) At last, you're mine!

I'm afraid not. During your absence, due to economic issues,

there was a small price increase.

What?

Come on. You're a dealer, make me a deal!

I do have an idea.

What will you do with your old ship? Take it!

What a bargain!

ROCKET: Bam! Ha-ha!

Keep unpacking your stuff

while I enjoy... (BREATHES DEEPLY) That new ship smell.

I am Groot. Yeah, yeah.

You love that old helmet of yours.

Nostalgia's fine. But I look the future straight in the eye.

(EXCLAIMS) I'm Al, the AI of this ship.

I will instruct... (EXPLODES)

Instruct you in what behavior is appropriate on board a ship of my stature.

Really?

Too fatty.

No, there is a speed limit in this sector.

No, too retro!

(SLURPING) Too noisy.

Too tall! Too long! Too bushy!

Too... Stop!

Take us back to the Junkyard.

ROCKET: We want our money back!

Oh, I am so sorry.

All sales are final. What?

You thief... (EXCLAIMS)

Give me back my old ship.

Your former ship happens to be a classic, one-of-a-kind.

You never knew what you had, did you?

But if you want to make a deal,

I have an idea. (SNARLS)

What a steal.

ROCKET: Come on, Groot. I know you love that old helmet,

but look on the bright side. Our classic ship is back.

(ENGINE STOPS) GROOT: I am Groot!

ROCKET: Yeah, yeah. No one likes to be told, "I told you so."