Original subtitles

(MUSIC PLAYING)

GROOT: I am Groot!

Well, how was I supposed to know

that rock monster was a lady?

I am Groot.

You're hungry? I'm starving to death.

I could eat my own fur!

Ugh!

Groot. Grocery shopping is not our strong suit.

I am Groot.

Wait. The burgers at this restaurant are how thick?

I am Groot!

Okay. I think I can figure out how to get there. Let's go.

AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Destination set.

I am Groot.

Who needs a GPS when Rocket's at the controls?

AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Please return to the highlighted route.

ROCKET: Hey, don't worry, this black hole's a shortcut I know.

Recalculating.

I told you, shut that thing off.

I'll get us there any minute.

Make a legal U-turn.

ROCKET: What? Hey, these weren't here before.

Who left their asteroids lying around?

Severe temperature warning.

GROOT: I am Groot. ROCKET: Too close to that sun?

Ridiculous. (CHUCKLES) This is just the normal temperatures.

It's all in your head.

Returning to previous route.

ROCKET: No, it's not. That's a completely different black hole.

Groot, I'm telling ya, this is all part of the shortcut.

It's just a really long shortcut.

AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Turn right.

Told ya. I am Groot!

You have arrived at your destination.

This is all your fault.

Why didn't you tell me it closed so early?

If I knew that, I wouldn't have taken the shortcut!

(FLIES BUZZING)

I am Groot.

Sure, why not?