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Rishi?

Hmm.

Neha was saying... I mean she called...

to say that they’re planning some kind of reunion...

Yes... Madhuban. Same old group.

You agreed?

Yes.

Why?

Why? Should I have said no?

No... I didn’t mean that. But after so many years...

Do you happen to know the meaning of ‘reunion’?

This is it. We’ll meet after years, catch up...

And also, there’s Tania’s engagement...

so Neha asked us to show her a good time!

Rishi... brother... I can’t go...

I can’t do this! I’ve a lot of pending work at the studio!

What the f**k are you talking about? Work? You’ve a lot of work at the studio?

Then how come you’re missing the payment of the instalments that you owe dad?

Brother... I’ll pay you back all your money.

You know it takes time to take off in this field!

Arse, have I ever discussed about money with you? Huh?

I’ll handle dad, and you’ll look after me... that was the deal!

So now, stop giving excuses and being dramatic.

I’ve even arranged for the bungalow!

Brother, I’m serious... I’m going through a lot of pressure!

I too am serious... there’s a lot of pressure on me too!

Have you seen Ritwik lately? He’s become a total family man!

Neha was always way too mature... and there’s your Annie, completely crazy.

She has deteriorated further lately... I cannot handle all of them alone! –Rishi...

Rishi, try to understand my problem... –No man, you are not listening to me...

...you’re coming with me to the trip. That’s final!

Man, who needs them? We’ll have fun!

Stop drinking like this, no... Sam was saying that you drink a lot nowadays.

If you continue like this then liver cirrhosis is just around the corner!

“Who drinks to tolerate it all?” –Really? Devdas?

What?

You’ve seen Devdas? F**k! The great intellectual is watching Bollywood!

Hat's off to you Priyanka... you deserve an applause!

Even Tania couldn’t convince him to watch Bollywood ever!

What the f**k, Rishi?

Arsehole!

F**king addict! You’re a full blown f**king addict!

What did you think? That I never knew?

You’re f**king drunk... shut the f**k up! -You shut the f**k up!

Why the f**k should I? You f**king ignored me when you’re preparing for your future!

And while I’m preparing, why the f**k are you reacting to that? –Ah ha ha..

Future? I know why you’re going to the US...

to do f**king drugs and to get laid you f**king whore!

F**k you! This is over!

F**ke off! Whore!

Tani..Tani!

Tani, Tani... Tani!

I’m done with this trip, man! The fun is over. The trip is over for me!

Please Tani, please... –What? No, no...

I’m packing my bags right now and I’m leaving first thing in the morning!

You guys can come if you want... but I’m f**king...

Tani, Tani we’ll all leave in the morning but then please try to understand...

this is not us!

This is not us? Are you freaking blind Neha?

Are you freaking blind? Because... this... this is us!

Tani’s right! –Ananya!

Annie, Annie... wait... Annie, listen to me!

Please Neha... let me please be alone for while. I need a little peace of mind!

Annie, but where will you go so late at night? Annie...

Hey, Sam, please stop her!

Please let her go wherever she wants... what do I have to do with it?

What do you mean? She’s all by herself... –Neha, you’ve been talking too much...

It’s their personal problem, let them solve it between themselves.

I would have... but I had no idea all of you would be behaving like kids!

Everyone is saying whatever is coming to their mind.

This is a game, for god’s sake! A f**king game!

F**k!

Okay... let’s play Mafia!

The game sounds interesting! –Not this game!

Huh? –Ah, let’s play something that we all know...

Yeah! –Like charades or singing games!

Exactly!

But why? Mafia sounds like fun! Let’s play Mafia only, no?

The game of doom!

Guys listen, there’s no point of digging into the past,

Let’s play something else, please man.

But I believe reunion means retracing your footsteps.

And anyway, I don’t know anything about this game. Please let’s play Mafia! Ananya you...

I told you it’s a stupid game?

Fine.

I was just shaken up with the accident.

So I thought playing this game will take my mind off it.

Listen I’m sorry. But you’re unnecessarily stressing it up...

I told you... –She said, she needs to take her mind off it!

That’s why I was suggesting it. Neha knows the rules... Neha tell them.

So we’re playing, right?

Yes, madam, we’re playing!

Guys come... come ya guys!

Okay, so let’s say I’m the moderator, hmm?

Ah, now all of you’ll close your eyes... but remember, no cheating allowed.

So if I tap on any of your shoulders once, then that person is the villager.

If I tap twice on anyone’s shoulders, that person is the Mafia.

And if I tap thrice on someone’s shoulders, that person is the cop. –Okay!

I’ll first ask the Mafia to open his or her eyes.

The Mafia is going to open its eyes and then the Mafia is going to choose its kill.

Then the Mafia is going to shut his or her eyes...

then I’m going to tap on the cop.

The cop is going to open its eyes and the cop is going to...

Point out at someone he or she thinks is the Mafia.

If it’s the correct Mafia, then the game is over.

If it’s not, then the game continues.

Detective game? –Umm, more like a witch hunt!

So basically now the group activity starts...

everyone will take a guess as to who the Mafia is.

And if they, like you know, decide on one person...

...then that one person has to start defending himself or herself that he or she is not Mafia.

And... what will the cop do? –Nothing...

...even the cop can be lynched...

That is if the cop is not able to defend himself or herself.

That sounds like fun!

Yeah... but if the wrong person is lynched, then the game continues, okay?

Then again Mafia chooses another kill...

...and if in these two rounds the Mafia is not identified...

Then the Mafia wins.

Great! Cool! Everyone, shut your eyes. C’mon, shut your eyes!

Okay, so let's play Mafia!

Mafia, open your eyes! Choose your kill.

Okay, go back to sleep.

Cop, open your eyes. Who’s the Mafia?

Go back to sleep.

Okay, now everyone open your eyes...

Hmm, so... Tania’s dead!

Ritwik is Mafia... open and shut case.

Dude, you can’t just speculate like that...

I mean, everyone has to think together...

There’s nothing to think about... what to do?

Yeah, that’s obvious. When have you ever been meticulous enough to think?

Oye, my drama queen... you’re at it again!

Stop over-reacting at everything at this age.

No one’s over-reacting here Rishi, except you!

We’re not a bunch of college-goers now so please grow up!

Grow up! See how he reacted!

Brother, I believe you said the truth... My lord, I second you!

Of course you’ll second him... that’s why he’s still supporting you.

What? –How long?

Just how long are you going to be his f**king minion?

Have your own bloody point of view for once. See... you’ll feel better!

If I need to say something, I’ll say. And he didn’t say anything wrong!

If you had the ability to tell apart the right from wrong...

...then you’d have done something on your own...

...and not lived like a parasite on Rishi’s dad’s money.

You arsehole...! –Hey, how dare you!?

Don’t get into this! -What the f**k is wrong with you guys?

Look at you guys! Look at him! Are you guys kids?

You people haven’t changed at all! Nothing has changed!

And that’s why I left. And in these six years, nothing has changed.

Stop speaking nonsense! Okay?

“That’s why I left”? Huh! F**k you, you went for your own good! –Rishi... Rishi!

You went to build your career!

You don’t give a damn about what happened to the rest of us –Rishi, man!

Yes I don’t! Why should I... for the likes of you?

For you, you f**king drunkard!

F**k bitch! Go back to where you came from. -Bloody arsehole...you just roll around in your dad’s money...

Go back! Go back! –Rishi... Rishi!

...now that I’m telling the truth, it’s bugging you?

[Singing]

You’ve improved so much lately!

Listen, ditch photography, concentrate more on your music.

Hey, Mother India, please don’t start again!

Cut us come slack with your career counselling!

We are soon graduating from college... we can do this extensively later on.

Okay...okay...okay!

Sam, don’t sit silent...you begin with the next one...

I’ve been singing non-stop like a radio... let me get some beer!

Don’t drink too much... -Take this

Do you remember what you did last time?

The department’s terrace is still over flowing with our brother’s puke!

I mean, that day I accidentally overdid it a bit I guess.

Not a bit, arse, totally!

The way you guzzle the local brands, there’s no way you’re sparing the imported ones!

Rishi... Rishi!

What? Did I say something wrong?

It’s okay, anyway...everyone, take a drink! –Hmm.

Annie! –Huh? One sip please!

No!

But Annie, this is a toast. At least take a sip.

If she doesn’t want to, why are you forcing?

Okay, alright! If she doesn’t want to drink alcohol...

Then give her some orange juice... –Yes, take this.

Now everyone has a drink in hand? Okay? –Yes!

Here’s a toast to the end of our college days! –Wooh!

Umm! –Wooh!

And, and, to the trip of a lifetime! –Wait! What trip?

I told you... we’ve a bungalow in Madhuban, right in the middle of the forest!

Hmm. –A million f**king times!

So daddy dearest has finally given me the key to it!

So who’s up for a party? –No way!

What? For how many days? –One week!

Shut up! Wooh!

His father was deeply pained by his graduation! –Aha! Very funny!

Guys, guys, this is gonna be epic, huh! –Exactly!

Aye, Annie, what happened?

You’re not planning to ruin it, are you?

No... just need to talk to my dad once...

Oh my Mother Teresa, I beg you not to tell your father!

You’ve just finished your college... now your reports will come out...

You’ll receive a certificate, then you’ll have to apply for University...

Then you’ll have your admission... all these can easily take you a week!

He has a point! –Hence I’m telling you my friend, there’s no need to inform him.

Your father has never come to visit you from Siliguri even once.

How on earth will he know?

Forget him. Just don’t ruin the plan, please... please!

Okay, I’ll go!

Yes, that’s my girl! –Yeah!

That’s great Annie. I’m not going! –What?

Tani! –Tani!

Go to her! –Yeah, I’m not going!

What do you mean by you’re not going? –What have I done?

Hey!

Ritwik, get up... come, get up.

Oye, what happened? –Please Rishi!

What... what the f**k is his problem?

When he needs space, he gets space.

I give him everything. What about me then, huh?

What the f**k, Ritwik?

Achha listen, man I lost my mind at that time! –Drama!

I’m sorry! –He’s sorry!

He is sorry Tani...

He’s saying sorry! C’mon, all good, all good?

All good guys, c’mon, group hug!

Ooh! Let’s go, let’s go!

My god! –Why do you do this man?

Huh? You know he is like this.

Awwww

Okay, okay, enough, enough. -Come...come.

Group hug guys!

Yeahhh!

This is the end to our college life, boss!

Who knows where we’ll be tomorrow?

This trip will always remind us of who we are. Best friends!

Bestfriends! -Bestfriends!

Bestfriends!

Ooohhh! Cheers!

What the f**k guys please calm down, please calm down!

Don’t make me open my mouth Rishi... –Ritwik please!

Because I know who you are! –Ritwik!

Ritwik let it be! –You know who I am, huh?

Rishi! Don’t start with this! – Open your mouth, no... tell me, who the f**k am I?

Rishi... man! –Tell me, speak up!

If you’ve the guts then tell me you arsehole! –Rishi calm down bro!

F**k off, f**k off! –Ritwik! Ritwik!

Ritwik, stop it! –Get the f**k out of my house! Out!

You coming with me?

I'm leaving.

Priyanka?

Priyanka... Priyanka listen... –Ritwik!

What the f**k is wrong with you guys? Huh?

It’s my fault... I should have never arranged this reunion!

No Neha, it’s not your fault...

...whatever has to happen is bound to happen... –And what the f**k is wrong with you Annie?

Why were you so excited to play Mafia?

Don’t you know how the game... –I know!

But I thought after all these years we’re a little more mature!

And I just suggested... it was a unanimous decision!

Annie, f**k! –Annie, Annie, please listen!

Absolute f**king arsehole Rishi... you’re a nuisance!

This is what you wanted okay? A little tension in between Ritwik and Priyanka.

That's why you wanted him to come.

You did not just f**king say that! - This is what you wanted. I f**king helped you!

You spoilt f**king brat! –You arsehole, f**k off!

Happy?

Not my fault.

You just had to be a smartass, no?

You know how difficult it was for me to f**king arrange this reunion?

And you’ve just ruined it!

Nobody asked you to arrange this reunion!

You wanted to do it to show it to everyone that only you can get everyone together! Like f**k you can!

Oh my god, Rishi it is so f**king difficult to talk to you! –It’s all your fault!

You know this arrogance and cool dude attitude was fine till a certain point of time...

If you didn’t have the support of your father, then you’d have understood how difficult this world is!

Listen, I can’t take this bullshit. I need peace. I’m going out. –Yes, go... just go!

Neha, please stop it. He’s f**king right! –Yes, go... you too, go!

Rishi listen!

Arseholes! F**k!

Now do you understand? Why I didn’t want to come?

Sorry I didn’t know all this!

Of course! How would you know? They’re my friends, I know these people.

But Rishi is your closest friend... since childhood!

That's the problem!

He hasn't changed even a bit!

[Indistinct mumbling]

Okay I really understand. I’m sorry. If you want we can just go back.

[Door knock]

Annie please open the door Annie! –Oye!

Bidua! –Who?

That... that girl! The one who was here last time!

Arsehole! I asked you where is that girl...

You said she has gone away! Huh!

What’s wrong with you? Who are you talking about?

Bidua, arsehole! What is she doing here?

There’s no woman here! –No woman’s here? Huh? I saw her clearly in the jungle!

So? –What do you mean?

What is there to be so scared about if you’ve seen Bidua?

No, I mean... in the forest so late at night...

If you see a woman in a saree... won’t you be scared? Huh?

Arey! –And this f**ker told me, no one stays here. Is it some ghost?

Listen, there’s no woman here... –You’re lying to me!

Rishi you’re drunk, probably you’re hallucinating, man! -Listen Neha, you just shut the f**k up! F**k you guys! F**k you all!

You really saw Bidua?

Mangal. Please go and check.

What the f**k man? –Who cares? You’re right, he must be hallucinating.

Bloody alchoholic.

Rishi! Tell me once!

What did you see?

Please brother!

Please brother!

What was it exactly?

Please brother!

Rishi!...Rishi!

Rishi!?

What sir! You're drinking so early in the morning?

What?

You want some?

I'll be high till evening!

We have come here to get high.

You don't drink?

Only at night.

Ohh!

What do you drink?

Country liquor?

Hmm

Why don't you try this?

No sir. You drink!

Try it once.

This is not your local drink.

This is English!

Imported.

Try it.

Try!

You'll love it!

You won't get high.

I’m sorry Annie I shouldn’t have said something like that!

No. I shouldn’t have said anything.

I should have realised that even after so many years we can’t forget the past.

Actually they don’t want to forget the past!

I'm sorry!

Say sorry one more time and I’ll walk away.

Are you okay? –Yes.

Are you going to the psychiatrist regularly?

Yes.

You’re not skipping your medicines like you used to?

No.

I worry about you Annie.

I know that.

If I weren’t insane then just for the sake of your friend...

would you have travelled ten times from Mumbai to Kolkata in a month?

[Doorbell rings]

I am lost. I spotted the lights... so I came.

Can I have some water?