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Good morning, Layne.
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It's 5:00 a.m.
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Do you ever feel like there just
aren't enough hours in the day?
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Not me.
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I think there are exactly
the right amount.
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As long as you're scheduled,
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organized,
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and have an adequate supply
of energy bars...
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My favorite is almond vanilla...
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I firmly believe...
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Do, mi, fa, so, la...
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you can do it all.
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Ti, do...
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You might even say
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"scheduling" is my jam.
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Time for closing remarks.
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I know a sixth grader has never run
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for middle school president.
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But I think that's part of the problem.
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Not everyone here has an equal voice
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and I can help change that.
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So if you vote for Layne Reed...
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More like Lame Reed.
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I promise to be the organized,
dependable leader you deserve.
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With Layne Reed, you get no surpri...
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You get no surpri...
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No surprises!
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Thank you.
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♪ Let's go! ♪
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♪ Jump in
It's time to go fast ♪
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♪ Turn up the radio blast ♪
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♪ I got my foot on the gas ♪
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♪ We just want to go ♪
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♪ My life's feeling unreal ♪
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♪ Both hands are taking the wheel ♪
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♪ Rev up the engine and feel ♪
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♪ Like we're ready to roll ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah, I'm ready for it ♪
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♪ You know I'm ready for it
I just wanna go ♪
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♪ You know I'm ready for it
I just wanna go ♪
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And then, out of nowhere,
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these two cars roared through
and messed up the ending.
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That speech was great.
No way some traffic noise ruined it.
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Exactly. And besides,
you can't plan for everything.
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Time to start dinner.
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Thanks, Alonzo.
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Just remember, sweetie,
you might be an underdog,
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but this isn't a popularity contest.
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Clearly you guys
don't remember middle school.
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What is that?
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Sounds like someone dropping
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a sledgehammer down an escalator.
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Oh...
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It's Zora.
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When you are home schooled
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band practice can be whenever.
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Hmm. At least she's done with the kazoo.
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That was a nightmare for three months.
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Well, I hope she's not doing
whatever that is all weekend.
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I've got big plans.
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So excited for flyer making!
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- Yeah, um...
- Uh...
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OK, so about this week...
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Uh, well, um...
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we know that we're not huge
fans of surprises around here.
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No, and this is an important time for you
with your election,
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but we have to go out of town tomorrow.
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Surprise.
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Seriously?
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We're really sorry, honey bear.
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But they asked your mom
to be the keynote speaker
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at the Midwest Tech Summit!
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But listen, don't worry,
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- because we called...
- No.
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No, not Aunt Betty.
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What's wrong with Aunt Betty?
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She always brings cousin Mel!
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Nailed it!
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Mel!
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Listen, they're family, OK?
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We know you'll make the best of it.
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OK.
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Any more surprises I need to know about?
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Well, how would you feel
about a baby brother?
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What?
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- We're kidding.
- Yeah. We're kidding.
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Good morning.
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Uh, hi, Zora.
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Actually, it's 3:00 p.m.
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And most people use the front door.
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We've kinda been over this.
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I've got something big to tell you.
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Did you find another dead lizard?
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'Cause I still have the picture
you painted me of the other one.
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I was listening to my police scanner,
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and a bakery truck
just tipped over on Highway 83.
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That's horrible.
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And completely awesome
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because the truck was full
of red velvet cupcakes.
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They're everywhere.
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Let's go scoop 'em up!
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Zora, I appreciate you thinking of me.
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And red velvet is my favorite, but...
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I have a schedule to stick to.
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Of course. You're always busy.
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No time for fun.
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My life is very fun, thank you.
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Time to reload printer.
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Right.
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I'll go by myself.
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Hey!
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- You hear something?
- Anybody out there?
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Help!
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Hey!
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This shed's
been abandoned for years.
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Get me out of here!
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My dad's at work.
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Maybe we should get your parents?
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- Come on!
- Can't.
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They left this morning for a convention,
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and my aunt Betty won't be here
for another hour.
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Hello?
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Did you ever see the movie Creepy Shed?
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No.
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And can we not talk
about creepy sheds right now?
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♪ Don't go into the creepy shed ♪
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♪ Or you could end up dead ♪
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Uh, Zora...
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are you holding my hand?
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I'm just making sure you're good.
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- You're good.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hmm.
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Ooh!
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I get the feeling we shouldn't touch that.
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- No, I'm gonna push it.
- Zora, don't!
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This happened in Creepy Shed 4!
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Layne! Here I come.
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Are you OK?
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- I think so.
- Sorry.
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Home school teaches independent thinking.
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- Eh.
- I see a button, I push it.
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So where are we?
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- Oh, my gosh!
- Whoa!
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Man.
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Look at this place.
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We've been living next to
a secret underground workshop.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Mr. Screamy Guy!
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Hold on.
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Go ahead.
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What took you so long?
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The car just talked to us.
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Hello, futuristic speaking car!
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Hello, shouting jammies girl!
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My name's VIN. That stands for
Vehicle Integrated Neurotech.
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It's like... this thing is alive.
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Alive and ready to party.
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OK, there's gotta be
a logical explanation to this.
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Good. What is it?
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I have no idea.
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OK, while you're thinking about it,
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mind poppin' my boot off?
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Man, it's itchy!
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Aah, so itchy!
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OK, well,
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Futuristic Talking Car,
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uh, it's been a pleasure meeting you.
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But we really shouldn't be in here.
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Uh, Zora, let's go.
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Hold on! You can't
leave me down here!
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Who knows when they'll be back
to unlock me.
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- Who's "they"?
- The dudes who built me.
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They don't tell me anything.
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I've heard about this.
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Dudes hiding secret cars
in abandoned sheds.
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It's a thing.
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It's not a thing.
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Oh, it's totally a thing.
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OK, I'm calling my parents.
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Oh, come on, just unlock my boot!
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- So.
- Call going
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- to voicemail.
- Do you have a tongue in there?
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Yeah! What's a tongue?
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Mom. Dad.
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Something really weird
is going on at the neighbor's.
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It's, uh...
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It's kinda hard to explain.
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Call me back as soon as you can.
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Love you. Bye.
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All right, I'll make you two a deal.
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Pop off my boot, and I'll
take you both for a cruise.
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We can't drive. We're 12.
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Jam-Jams, I got you covered.
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I'm a self-driving car.
And I'm dying to check out
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this carpool lane I keep hearing about.
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- Who's in?
- He could take us to the cupcake truck.
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Oh, I'm down.
My processor needs experiences.
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That's how I learn stuff. Let's wing it!
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We're not wingin' it!
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- She's not a winger.
- Zora, it's a car.
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You don't owe it an explanation.
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Uh-oh.
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What's "Uh-oh"?
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My solar panels haven't charged my CPU.
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Battery dangerously low.
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Need... sun.
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Layne, we gotta do something.
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VIN's dying!
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Please. Hurry.
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Black lever.
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Zora, don't! It could be a trick!
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Woo-hoo! Ha-ha.
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Gotcha!
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Did not see that coming.
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Next stop, carpool lane!
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I hear it's super exclusive.
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Now come on. Hop in.
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No way!
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I'm not gonna be responsible
for letting you out.
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We're shutting you down.
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Aww!
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Really?
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Take a look at this.
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Where's the key?
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Where's the steering wheel?
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Key? Steering wheel?
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Please. You're inside the most
sophisticated car in the world.
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Watch your hands.
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Buckling up. It is the law.
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Cue tire squeal!
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Hello, ramp. Goodbye, ramp.
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Oh, it's a beautiful day!
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And look at this sweet asphalt.
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OK.
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This is crazy.
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I know, right?
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Totally.
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Car, VIN, whatever your name is,
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Please turn around right now.
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I'm missing flyer making,
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and, and my Aunt Betty
is gonna be here in...
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21 minutes!
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If I'm not home, she's gonna be so upset.
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So I'll have you back in 19!
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Promise.
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Just relax and enjoy the ride.
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Hey!
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We're 12 and we're driving!
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Uh, she means the car is driving!
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It's all very safe.
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We are safe, aren't we?
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Yeah. Of course.
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Probably.
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I'm gonna look away now.
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Nice pumpkin, Cinderella.
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Pumpkin?
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Uh, VIN, why are you revving your engine?
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This guy wants to race.
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He probably wants to beat me
to the carpool lane!
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Ain't gonna happen, Ponytail!
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What'd you say to me?
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He said, "It ain't
gonna happen, Ponytail!"
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VIN, slow down!
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I'm a law-abiding citizen,
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a hall monitor,
a junior volunteer firefighter!
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And I'm trying to win a race here.
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You're going down, little girly.
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00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:56,542
Little girly? Excuse me.
270
00:11:58,625 --> 00:11:59,667
VIN, speed up!
271
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,166
My pleasure.
272
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,333
Who's the little girly now?
273
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:09,709
Come on!
274
00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:10,667
- Woo-hoo!
- Yes!
275
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:12,542
That was exhilarating.
276
00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:14,667
Yeah. I blew his doors off.
277
00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:15,750
Totally!
278
00:12:17,125 --> 00:12:19,000
Now pull over. I-I gotta barf.
279
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,625
Aah! Not on the seats.
280
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,417
Aunt Betty and annoying Mel
281
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,166
arriving in 15 minutes.
282
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,625
Thank you, Alonzo.
283
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:27,917
Wow! Alonzo.
284
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,250
"Arriving in fifteen minutes.
285
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,333
I am a dork."
286
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,166
Love to party with that guy
on a Friday night.
287
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,875
You know, you're pretty childish,
but your programming is amazing.
288
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,000
What were you built for?
289
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:40,166
To be honest, they won't tell me.
290
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,041
But I've got a feeling it's really big.
291
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,125
What's going on here?
292
00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:45,875
Uhh, nothing.
293
00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:47,750
Nothing at all.
294
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,417
You're Layne Reed.
I was at your speech yesterday.
295
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,458
A sixth-grader running
for school president...
296
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:53,917
that's cool.
297
00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,834
Thanks. Just trying to make a difference.
298
00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:58,208
So what is going on?
299
00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:01,417
Because from over there, it looked...
like you were talking to the car.
300
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:05,834
Talking to a car?
301
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:08,000
That's a good one.
302
00:13:08,667 --> 00:13:10,542
Only a weirdo would talk to a silly car.
303
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,750
OK.
304
00:13:16,875 --> 00:13:20,250
I'm more into classic cars, but...
is this self-driving?
305
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,667
This is amazing
306
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,000
Gracias, amigo.
307
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:25,166
Yes, uh...
308
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:27,542
Gracias for checking on me,
309
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:28,667
amigo.
310
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:30,667
But really, everything's fine here.
311
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,792
So much better.
312
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,709
I feel for who's gotta clean up
that bathroom, though.
313
00:13:36,792 --> 00:13:40,083
Cody! Clean the bathroom. Quickly!
314
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:43,458
Wait a minute, Granpa,
I'm looking at the car, please.
315
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:46,750
My gramps. He's a sweetheart.
316
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,041
If you ever need help with
this car, guys, let me know.
317
00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,500
I gotta go, but...
318
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:51,625
you can call the shop.
319
00:13:51,709 --> 00:13:52,875
I don't do cell phones.
320
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,709
This car is great.
321
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:59,875
Speaking of caliente...
322
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:02,583
he just gave you his el numero!
323
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,709
It's the shop's el numero.
324
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,667
So he's a cutie. Whatevs.
325
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:07,959
Let's get back on the road.
326
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,750
OK, next stop,
327
00:14:10,834 --> 00:14:12,083
cupcakes!
328
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:15,125
Next stop home, Zora.
329
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:16,250
I'm way off schedule.
330
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,166
Uh, guys, sorry to interrupt,
331
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,834
but I'm getting the feeling
that we're in danger.
332
00:14:20,917 --> 00:14:23,375
- Why?
- My danger light's flashing.
333
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,375
Oh! That's gonna bruise.
334
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,875
This is why I don't wing it!
335
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:41,917
Come on, go, Riggins. Faster.
336
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,917
Hit 'em again.
337
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,333
Hang on! I ran
into these guys yesterday.
338
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,291
They chased me all through town.
It was a mess.
339
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,792
That was you? You ruined my speech!
340
00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,709
Oh, I ruined a lot of things.
341
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:54,542
A quinceanera. Two weddings. A funeral.
342
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:55,875
I have no idea what they want.
343
00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,000
Well, I got a bone to pick with you.
344
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,792
Oww!
345
00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:03,041
But first, get us out of here!
346
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:04,125
I'll try.
347
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,041
Faster, Riggins. Faster!
348
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:11,250
You sit, I'll drive.
349
00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:14,959
- Ooh!
- Coming through!
350
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:17,375
- On your left!
- Aah!
351
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,000
Now on your right!
352
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,083
This is... oh no!
353
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,792
- Truck. Truck!
- VIN!
354
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,333
I see it! Excuse me, truck!
355
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:27,583
Over there. Go!
356
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:29,583
Go 'round! Aah!
357
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:32,417
I said around, not aah!
358
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:37,792
Looks like we're in the clear.
359
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:38,750
Yeah.
360
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:40,166
I think we lost them, guys.
361
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,166
♪ That girl gotta work ♪
362
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:48,542
It's my Aunt Betty! Duck!
363
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,417
VIN, get us out of here!
364
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:13,083
I'm too young for this much stress.
365
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,875
Uh, guys, I think
I'll roll up the windows.
366
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,875
I'm sensing this isn't over.
367
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:20,959
Ohh!
368
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,291
- They're back!
- You are corro... correct.
369
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,000
I think he's shorting out.
370
00:16:29,542 --> 00:16:30,417
Faster!
371
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,500
I'm going.
372
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,476
I'll take three cheeseburgers,
a lemonade and...
373
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,083
tanjobi omedetou!
374
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,709
♪ Oh, I've been working on the railro... ♪
375
00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:40,500
Manual override?
376
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:44,625
Zora, don't touch...
377
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,166
Holy smokes!
378
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,875
- Whoa.
- Double whoa!
379
00:16:56,959 --> 00:16:58,792
This is better than TV.
380
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:00,250
What is happening right now?
381
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,959
I don't know. Drive!
382
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:04,291
I can't drive. I'm not even
allowed to wear heels.
383
00:17:04,375 --> 00:17:06,250
OK, Layne,
384
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:07,959
no one is steering right now.
385
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:09,875
Ohh!
386
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,625
I don't think you have a choice!
387
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:12,917
You're gonna have to wing it!
388
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,625
I told you, I'm not a winger!
389
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,417
OK, Layne, you got this.
390
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,667
You totally got this.
391
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,542
You don't got this.
392
00:17:34,625 --> 00:17:36,875
- The bridge is out!
- Well, we can't stop!
393
00:17:42,834 --> 00:17:44,750
We're gonna need more speed.
394
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,041
- There, that one!
- Boosters?
395
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,792
Really? But you said don't touch...
396
00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:51,875
I know.
397
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:54,458
Do it!
398
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,166
All that beautiful tech...
399
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:24,792
- gone.
- Yeah.
400
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,560
Wait, you're still gonna pay me, right?
401
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:31,208
Right?
402
00:18:56,875 --> 00:19:01,208
That... was... incredible!
403
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,125
Yeah.
404
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:05,709
It was incredible.
405
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:08,125
Whoa!
406
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,750
I just had the weirdest dream.
407
00:19:09,834 --> 00:19:11,375
VIN, you're back!
408
00:19:11,458 --> 00:19:13,417
I was flying for a while,
409
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:14,875
then I was a dolphin...
410
00:19:14,959 --> 00:19:16,792
Hey, the carpool lane.
411
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:20,583
Wait, what kind of pool is this?
There's no water.
412
00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:22,375
Oh, I'm an idiot.
413
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:23,792
Wow, I've got a lot to learn.
414
00:19:24,709 --> 00:19:26,333
Layne ditched the bad guys.
415
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:28,041
It was totally sweet.
416
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,333
Speaking of sweet...
417
00:19:31,417 --> 00:19:33,208
Whoa, the cupcakes.
418
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,500
What do you say?
419
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:36,583
We have two minutes
to grab some red velvets?
420
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,375
I think I can fit that into my schedule.
421
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,417
As long as we hurry though.
422
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,250
We've got, like, 12 minutes to get home.
423
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,667
- Cupcakes!
- Let's do it.
424
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,625
Aunt Betty. Hi.
425
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:56,458
Sweetie, where have you been?
426
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:57,862
I was about to call your parents.
427
00:19:57,917 --> 00:19:59,917
Sorry. Upstairs...
428
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,083
studying.
429
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,792
Why are you drenched in sweat?
430
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:04,917
Intense session.
431
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,166
You know how I get.
432
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,959
Yes. We do.
433
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,709
Anyways, Mama needs an herbal bath
and a face mask.
434
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,917
Ta-ta.
435
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:22,709
- What?
- I saw you in that car.
436
00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:25,083
What? Mel, you're paranoid.
437
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,834
I don't know what you're up to.
438
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:27,959
But I'm gonna find out.
439
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:31,417
And when I do, I'm gonna crush you.
440
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,083
Nice to see you too, Mel.
441
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:40,041
New voice mail.
442
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:42,643
Hi, honey. Uh, we just landed.
443
00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:44,267
Oh, I-I got your message
about the neighbor.
444
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,834
Hey, listen, you can ask Aunt Betty
445
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,834
to talk to Zora's dad
if she's being too loud.
446
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,166
Oh, uh, uh, we, we gotta go.
447
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:50,601
We're heading into the conference.
448
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,500
Talk tomorrow. Love you, sweetheart.
449
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:02,417
That river was fun, but, whoo-eee,
450
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:03,917
I smell like a trout.
451
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,559
What do you say tomorrow
we hit the car wash.
452
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,291
Sorry, VIN,
453
00:21:07,375 --> 00:21:09,417
but... we've had our fun.
454
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,041
And I've had enough surprises
for a lifetime.
455
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,208
Aww, man, come on.
456
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,917
What are you doing?
457
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,041
I'm trying to get VIN to transform.
458
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,375
Denied?
459
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,125
Why won't this hand scanner work for me?
460
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:30,917
That's weird.
461
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,750
Whoa!
462
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,625
I'm even more awesomer than I thought!
463
00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:41,709
Layne,
464
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,166
look.
465
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,208
DNA recognized?
466
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:50,166
Why are you connected to this car?
467
00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:59,125
I have no idea.
468
00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:02,959
- Next time on Fast Layne...
- Whoa! You're huge!
469
00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:05,125
I'm here to figure out why you have my DNA
470
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:06,375
so I can get back to my life.
471
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,875
It's my ECU.
472
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,291
I only have six hours before
my entire brain gets wiped.
473
00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:12,375
I'll lose everything.
474
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,959
Great. Now I have to come up with $350.
475
00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:16,583
I know how to get the money.
476
00:22:16,667 --> 00:22:19,291
I can get paid to drive?
477
00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:20,500
Why did no one tell me this?
478
00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:22,583
We are not doing that.
479
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,458
And we're doing that.
480
00:22:26,333 --> 00:22:27,750
Ah, please make it stop!
481
00:22:27,834 --> 00:22:29,250
Here we go!
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