Original subtitles

So can you do it with two girls in a day?

Sure yaar. No big deal.

Three?

Do you think I am the Great White Reservoir?

When you are young, you believe the possibilities are endless.

Endless choices - and passion is all you need to turn them into reality.

What would you ask for? Money?

Fame? Power? Love? Friendship?

A moment of clarity and all the pieces will fall into place.

I am also looking for a glimpse of my goal.

Hey kid. - Coming.

Sir! Tea for you.

You are late!

Now be punctual.

Tea? - Why are you asking? Give it to me.

Hey Fresher! !

Fool, he warns us and even he drinks.

Louder, all of you!

"Jack and Jill went up the hill.."

Louder, kids.

"To fetch a pale of water.."

"Hey fresher! Hey fresher!"

You can't escape, dear. Wait.

Not going to be a good day for him.

Gotcha! Finally!

You've had your fun. High time you got taken. Come to my room now!

You don't have your classes to go to?

I want his pants off!

Are you a homo?

What is it?

Boss, you are too much.

Let him go. We will deal with him at night.

He does the disappearing act every night. Really?

You have spoiled my mood. I am not going to spare him.

To escape this ragging the plan was to sleep off the days

and spend the nights outside the hostel.

Cinema halls, streets, bus stops.

Bumming around was becoming a habit with me.

How is it going?

Made friends?

What's gotten into you, young man?

You refused the offer from Yale..

There is still time.

Go to the US. Don't throw away your life.

I like it here.

Ya? You like it. Good. So you do like things?

No, no, no. I just don't get you.

I hope to God that this is not coming from sheer laziness.

I suppose its best when you learn from your own mistakes.

I'll get down here. (to the driver) Please stop here..

I will drop you at your place, beta.

Please. Do you mind?

Apurv, talk to your mother. She is worried about you.

Let's go.

See you.

Children say!

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Children say!

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Children say! Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Dead already? Shall we get some holy water for you?

Shit!

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

So we finally got you today on the last day of ragging.

Come out.. join everyone! Come.

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Say it again.

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Say it again. Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Come now, you the son of Mercedes Benz!

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Smoke and drinking are not for us.

Hey man! What's up. Joining us for the grand finale of ragging?

Mark Poison from the US of A.

United Sex-Enthusiasts' Association. Our salutations!

This American time is totally cool!

Okay! Ready!

Our bodies are made of five elements.

Our bodies are made of five elements.

Fire, water, air, earth and ether.

Fire, water, air, earth and ether.

Soul is borrowed, and body means nothing..

Soul is borrowed, and body means nothing..

Do it properly. Today is the grand finale.

Fill your stomach; it is the formula to be happy.

We follow this with blue film and liquor.

Glory to Shankar!

Senior sir! Ragging over.

Now, I will teach you a lesson.

So brother, won't you say anything?

Sir, it was nothing personal.

Apurv.

Sanjay Mishra.

"Cant contain our craving for pleasure"

"Our minds won't listen to us anymore What to do?"

"Cant contain our craving for pleasure"

"Our minds won't listen to us anymore What to do?"

"The craving has obsessed us How stubborn it is!"

"The bug has finally bitten us!"

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"Cant contain our craving for pleasure"

They will spoil our guys too.

"Our parents had sent us to study here.."

"We are half dead already Mugging up the lecture notes.

Nothing will become of us!

Who dares to cross us? Who has the courage?

Did you know we are the new power Of this town.

"The craving has obsessed us How stubborn it is!"

"The bug has finally bitten us!"

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

Hey Vaishali without money you shouldn't..

...even give flying kiss to somebody.

We are not doing charity here.

This was an advertisement.

"Why is that we always get beaten up in love.."

"Why do we go watch Blue films instead?

"Priest, you don't remembeli.

There is something you are suffering from.."

Hey, who had made that pass At the Professor's niece!

"The craving has obsessed us How stubborn it is!"

"The bug has finally bitten us!"

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

Boisterous lot, your college?

They look like hostellers.

I suppose, this is the age to have fun.

In the middle of the night We go out looking for fags

And to show for patriotism We drink country liquor.

Son of Shakespeare Better drink hooch!

"Who will challenge us? Nobody has so much courage to do so."

"Our minds won't listen to us anymore What to do?"

"The craving has obsessed us How stubborn it is!"

"The bug has finally bitten us!"

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand.

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand."

"So push it on, pump it up, Give us a hand."

"Cant contain our craving.."

Shut up, you fool. Frustrated one-sided lovers association.

Come on, get down.

We had nice fun today. - Come on, let's go.

Bro, mark my words, this one here is going to end up with us.

Marbles! Sister saver.

Hero! Stop this nonsense, until we win the elections.

Did you understand? Hey Lallan..

Or if you think it was Against the law,

to bring her into the hall clad in one

Piece of clothing. She submits to many

men and assuredly is a smut. Thus there

is I think, nothing strange about taking

her into the hall or too have her in

one piece of clothing or for that

...matter naked.

We examine here the use of oxygen for

the release of energy in metabolism,

and the conversion of this energy into physical work

By muscles under nervous control..

You see Zoology is just one short step away from Human medical science.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

I will be strict about attendance.

Hmmm Girls may abstain occasionally but only after taking permission.

Hey, let's go. - How funny.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father, scoundrels Bunty Nagar.

Hello sir.

Just call me Sanjay Mishra.

Sanjay Mishra.

Look, I am running for college president this year.

I am counting on your support.

So, hero, what's up. We still do n't see you in the hostel?

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Only Viren Solanki will win.

Only Viren Solanki will win.

Even these fools have stood for elections.

Nowadays everybody is interested in standing.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Mother Father Bunty Nagar.

Take a good look at them - One, two and three!

At least they have three secure votes for them.

Remember you are up against hostellers here.

We will make you disappear

...and your daddy can keep looking for you all over.

Mishra.. - Sanjay Mishra.

Mishra.. - Sanjay Mishra.

Mishra.. - Sanjay Mishra.

Hey Champa, tell Ravi..

Look, your guy is here.

What I was looking for was not out there in the open,

for all to see, but in the dark, dingy,

Dirty little corners of life.

I had told you, right?

Come on, you go to him. - What are you talking?

Something else other than money..

It was fast becoming impossible for me

to spot any difference between college and the playhouse..

Get going. A customer is here.

Your girl is busy. Want someone else? We've got variety here.

Her.

Do you have it in you to do it?

Shut up and go with him.

Son, this is all part of a woman's charm.

Hurry up. I've got loads of customers.

Anyway, you are not going to take much time.

What do you want to do - fast food or Mughalai?

Have you paid?

Fast food means a quick one.

Like the two-minute noodles. And Mughalai is doing the royal way.

Slow and easy. Got it? So?

"After a long wait, these buds have bloomed again.."

I'm not in a mood for fast food today.

Would sir like to have the royal biryani?

Hey?

I had said Biryani, not burger.

Remember, it's Sanjay Mishra.

Excuse me. Madam.. Vote for Sanjay Mishra

Thanks but we are not interested

Then show some interest in me

Get lost, man.

Madam, want it hot or cold?

Excuse me, Apurv. Are you from the first year? - Yes.

Look and learn something from him.

I hope I didn't trouble you. - It is okay.

He is a very strange guy.. - This guy is very smart.

Bye. - Madam.

Madam, listen to me.

So hero, did your job well?

What rubbish?

Given the demands academic life on college campus.

I found things more interesting of it.

Just now I read Mr. Juan Paul..

...he says, we must act out our passions before we feel them.

It's bizarre please check this out? - Excuse me.

Put it down pal I can't see anything.

Let's go see some magazines? - Yeah, better! -Yeah!

Wow!?

Have you seen the latest issue?

Quiet pal.. He is the serious kind.

He is reading Qureshi.

Nisha.. Kamini.

And judging by what you read

...you seem to be a die-hard romantic..

And you seem to be a die hard

...you seem to be a die-hard romantic..

What you're reading..

Then may be you shouldn't judge..

...a book by it's cover.. Hi. I'm Apurv.

Hi Hi

You seem to be very much into books..

Does that impress you?

Depends..

So Pseudo-intellectual Is bad then...?

I was only joking!!

Thank God!! You stay around here?

Yeah.. Just across the chemist on

University road. You?

I live in S. R. College hostel. Which college are you in?

Do I look like a college girl?

I don't know what this Sharma ma'am has against me?

And since she knows my mom, everything gets reported.

I am going to handle her.

Stop it Rajesh.

Grow up, Kintu!

Shut up. Let me go.

All you guys are the same.

What's happening here?

Why are you always after these girls, Rajesh?

No ma'am. I just came to collect my school bag.

No ma'am, he is bugging me.

Keep quiet now. You girls are no less to blame. Go home.

Rajesh, come with me to the staff room.

Shit!

What happened? Are you in a bad mood?

Yes, dear.

What happened?

Nothing. He's up to his usual thing.

Everywhere you look, you see Naagar's face.

And our posters are taking forever in getting printed.

This Naagar has stuck his photographs all over the college.

Now, take this and put it on his face.

Yes, come. Let's go.

Come closer..

"Beloved. . "

This Naagar is giving away goodies to students.

His meetings are always jam-packed.

I don't believe in buying votes.

The hostel has gone corrupt.

What happened? See there.

You jerk, do you think you own this hostel

...that you are whoring around here. Please leave, madam.

Come, get lost.

What are you watching? Scoundrel!

You have shamed your father.

Can I too have your phone no? Email?

What?

Dad? ..do you think, I should try my hand at being supermodel?

As long as you get in shape and

...it doesn't cost me a fortune. Sweetie. Yes!

Taking one road leads to many others.

Where will this one take me?

"That girl is jumping with joy.."

Touch her, and you're gone!

The fair and lame!

Run.. - Hurry up.

Sanjay!

Hey wait! Wait there!

Come out, all you! Get them!

Follow them.

Stop!

Stop! Come on, get in.

Come on, fast. Hurry up.

Stop!

What is going on?

What? Are you not going to stop or what?

This is ladies special. - Come on, in.

Come on, faster.

We are having fun.

There those scoundrels are.

Faster! Faster!

Scoundrel, wait there! Where are you running?

Faster!

Hey stop?

Take a left from here.

You had to take a left.

There they are.

Look at those scoundrels!

We are not going to spare you, today.

Catch them!

They say college makes a man out of you.

Come on, get up. get up.

It's amazing that Sanjay can find a reason to live in these things.

He knows exactly what he is doing and why is he doing it.

I was not the only one impressed.

This hotel doesn't belong to your father. Did you understand?

Sorry for all this..

It's Okay.

Sanjay Mishra.

I know. You are contesting the elections.

So was this an election stunt?

Sometimes you have to show people their place.

Did I lose a vote then?

Well, I usually don't vote.

You can't really trust me.

If I lived on your promises, my life would be a lie

Would I not have died of happiness if I trusted them?

Anyway darling, take care.

Don't. Someone could be watching.

Not here too!

Don't test my patience. I can get very abusive.

Shut up, all of you.

Tell me something - Why do you come here?

Because I am in love.

Yeah, right. Now out with the truth.

I am not sure.

There has to be a reason.

To satisfy my lust.

Don't you have girls in your college?

Ok, tell me something

It doesn't bother me if you sleep with other men.

But if I had a girlfriend, and she did that,

I would be mad. Why's that?

You'll have to pay for it.

I'm here to sleep with anyone who can pay.

I can't choose. Did I choose you?

But if your girlfriend sleeps with another guy,

It shows she prefers him to you.

Which means that boy not only had her, he actually took you.

Will you come tomorrow?

Why?

Always that - Why? What? And When?

Do you do anything other than asking questions?

I owe the madam some money.

What is this? Is this what they teach you in school?

Scoundrel!

Hi Apurv. - Hi.

Ahmed, bring one for our friend here.

Sir, I'll get right now.

Couldn't see your girl today? Is that why you look morose?

Your wound hasn't healed yet?

One has to do these things, bhai.

Remember Apurv, if you want to win a fight,

you've got to make the first move.

You hesitate and you're dead.

Yaar, I couldn't use my hands well.

Or would've turned them into pulp.

You know the worst thing about this episode?

This teaser got away too easily.

Hi! Waiting for me?

Oh.. Hiii! How are you?

Nice.

This is Sanjay, Sonu (they nod).

Hello. - Hello.

And this is.. Kintu. (but)

Kintu? Yeah!

And what is your brother called, Parantu (Yet)?

Nope, however.

Sounds good. We will make a move. Sing her a nice lullaby.

BYE - Bye .

Well, I have to go home.

Want a lemon soda!

No, I don't.. But you must really like this place!

Really got to go, bye.

Wait. Homework's no big deal. It'll hardly take an hour.

Really! What's the atomic

Number of Calcium?

Calcium, haan?

You scoundrel! - You are going to have it from me.

I've got a business idea. Shoot.

Let's bring in all these girls.

With their holes and our cloth,

we can start manufacturing mosquito nets.

Let me win the elections first.

Then you can have all your wishes fulfilled. - Is it?

I will just come.

Hi. How you are you?

I am good. What are you doing here?

Where are you going?

Nearby. To the Union office.

Hop in. I will take you there.

OK. Sonu, follow us.

Come, let's go.

So how come you are in a car today?

I made the mistake of recounting the bus episode

...to dad. He stopped my travelling by bus.

So he gave you his car.

I have five cars.

I brought this one from my own money.

Own money?

From the money my grandmother left me.

But I want to become successful on my own.

I am going to do something.

Anything. I might become an actress. - A model.

A media person - Anything. And you?

My father wants me to become a bureaucrat.

Comes with being a Bihari.

But I want to do something else.

Politics?

Sanjay, this..

Hang on. I'll be back.

Greetings.

You are being adventurous These days!

Looks like you've been hoisting your flag all over.

Be thankful that I didn't kill him.

So, you'll kill him! - Yes.

You scoundrel! - Hey, shut up. Hold on.

Stupid. Look at you, you have brought your girl to negotiate.

Don't take it too far, both of you.

I don't want a fight here

I will do anything for you.

But if he or his 'mother father'

cause trouble next time, I will kill him.

He won't do anything, I assure you.

He is a good kid. Forgive him.

Where is he?

He is here. But don't say anything.

It was your fault.

You can't mess with his girl and expect him to do nothing.

Don't worry, call him. Since you say so, its all over.

It no longer matters who is to blame.

Call him.

Chaudhary?

Don't be childish now. Shake hands and make up.

Of course. He's like my brother.

You see, Bihari temper is Difficult to control.

What's up?

Welcome.

So did you treat her to a lemon soda?

I've just met her.

He's trying to woo this school girl.

He must have been a real shit head.

Got to go.

Where are you going? He never sleeps in the hostel.

Who are you sleeping with, Apurv?

It's nothing. I'm going to my aunt's.

Stay. We will have some fun.

Apurv, sorry! You will have to get going now?

Your friend is feeling shy in front of you.

Sure. Sure.

Have a good time. See you in the morning.

Have you never seen a girl in your life?

Now, don't you ask me how I landed in this place.

So how did you come here?

Do you ever wonder what is happening in the outside world?

What's the point? This is my world.

Why? Don't you have curiosity about the world that I come from?

There's no need. You are not the first of the

'English-speaking' kind to visit this place.

See, your attitude tells me three things:

one, your father earns, you spend;

Two, you have no job other than chasing girls

and three- from the way you overturn this picture of god every time..

...either you believe too much or not at all.

Tell me, is that not right?

I have told you: I'm not chasing girls,

I'm chasing one particular girl.

Shut up.

So, had a good time?

You look just like Krishna.

So beautiful. Are you in college?

Yes.

Are you studying chartered accountancy (CA)? No.

If you know a CA let me know.

I'm thinking of filing tax returns.

They tell me there are a lot of benefits of doing this.

Got her a lemon soda?

Nah! She had to finish her homework?

What does she have to say?

She asked the atomic number of Calcium.

Should I tell her the atomic number of Viagra?

You are always at it. Have you done it or not yet?

Boss, he does night shifts.

Night shift...?

I have seen his bike parked on GB road.

GB Road? You visit the playhouse there?

So that's where your aunty stays. Haan.

Who is it?

There is someone - Vaishali.

Vaishali. Do you visit her daily?

There, Vaishali. Here, Kintu-Parantu.

Mona-Lisa. What's this?

Do you understand love and relationships?

Love is a four letter word.

It doesn't mean anything to me.

So, all you want is sex.

It's fun yaar. What's wrong with that?

Everything. Everything is wrong my friend.

I can't do it this way.

Love is a serious matter for me.

The day I fall in love, I am going to die for it.

These are my values.

You can't go after everyone

that you come to see and fancy.

Really? Can you love someone without having sex?

Can you do it with two girls in a DAY?

Sure Yaar. No big deal.

Three?

Have you taken me for a great white reservoir?

Sanjay's challenge has provided me with an And these

atomic numbers were to be excellent excuse.

The stepping stones to my new goal.

Hi. Calcium's is twenty.

Hmm. Sodium?

...eleven.

And copper?

Sactivacarman Feconi Cunzen. Twenty-nine.

That - your bike?

Yeah that's my bike. So do you like movies?

Are you free tomorrow.

What do you say.

No. Well, my mother says you can not trust any boy.

Not a single one of them. Don't talk to them.

Vote for! - Rupesh Solanki.

Vote for! - Rupesh Solanki.

Vote for! - Rupesh Solanki.

Well your mother's probably right.

But what about those who have their periodic tables in order?

Really, gotta' go. Bye.

Shit!

Beat originates within the heart.

Even the science says.. that the heart is independent.

The heart is very special.

The my organic muscles ensure that the heart works independent

...of the rest of the body.

Divya!

Present ma'am. - Hritika..

Yes ma'am. - Parth. - Yes ma'am.

Sakshi! Sakshi!

Sandhya. - Yes ma'am.

Rajesh!

Monica! - Present ma'am.

Kintu! Kintu.

So, how is this Apurv?

He's okay.

Hugged him yet? That would tell you.

Oh, he will do no such thing.

Actually he said..

He is not into Freddie Uncle Charlie Katie.

Well behaved, is he? You'll spoil him.

Shut up!

Dumping Rajesh was the best thing you ever did.

He is so horny. You can always feel him.

Yuck!

You know the trash I fed him?

What?

I don't think we are doing the right thing, Rajesh.

What's wrong in this? Don't people kiss?

You are my girlfriend Kintu.

That I am.

No.. no..

Wait a little while;

I make a promise,

All your desires will be fulfilled.

I make a promise,

All your desires will be fulfilled.

I am all yours, so what's the hurry?

Wait a little while..

And after that, once I was out of the classroom, then bye bye.

Hi.

Hi.

Wow!!

Hi!

Come let's go.

I'm afraid I wouldn't trust her I insist.

Your saying this only to make me go away.

I'm saying this because it's true.

Inside of us we both know you belong with Victor.

Your part of his work that keeps him going.

When that plane leaves the ground and your not with him you'll look bad.

May be not today, not tomorrow, but the rest of your life.

What about us?

We will always have Paris.

I think this is the beginning of our beautiful friendship.

I have never been inside a boys' hostel.

Come..

Come. Sit, Kintu.

And, where exactly?

Sorry. It's been a less-used study-room.

I won't be able to find anything after you leave.

Shut up. How do you ever find anything here?

You know, just reach out, dig your hand in and there it is.

The order lies in your head.

What's that?

Do you mind?

No.. Is this what you smoke? It may kill you.

No warning on the pack. Smell it.

Looks cheap.

Comes very expensive.

Looks are deceptive. Take a drag.

Not for me. I can always tell.

What?

Cheap from expensive. Wrong from right.

Bad from good.

But you can't generalize everything.

What about those shades of gray.

No - things are always black and white.

Just like in a coin. Heads or Tails.

And if the coin lands sideways?

Oh, that happens only in the movies. Watch!

OK. So what about friends?

Fun. Good. My Ex-boy friend - bad.

What about Books?

Boring. Bad. Except, Mills and Boons.

Films?

Fantastic. Fantabulous. (pauses) Both good.

Pornography?

Bad.

Sex?

Very bad.

So people should not have sex?

No.

But what happens to kids then?

That's from making love.

Which is good. You know what the Chinese have on this

- Yin and Yang!

Yang stands for peace,

Yin stands for confusion destruction.

Who taught you the difference. Your mother?

Between '(mg and Yang?

No, between sex and making love.

Just, shut up! Shut up!

I am sorry.

I'm famished. Shall we eat something?

Ya. That'll be great.

This is the poster.

How's this poster?

Sanjay Mishra looks annoyed in this.

The jerk. He is with a babe. I will be back in a second.

Keep sitting.

You take a step in that direction and I will dismantle you.

Bye.

Live around here?

No, university hostel.

You shitless sister saver.

Trying to be a stud or what? Want me to milk you?

Whats the problem?

I have seen you with Kintu.

She is my girlfriend.

If I ever see you near her,

I will take you in the open. Get lost.

Who are you?

Why? You want to tell Kintu?

Or call the cops?

My name is Rajesh and I live here.

Don't ever be seen in this area again.

Forget it, Rajesh.

Leave him, he won't do anything now.

Hold on.

Hello Uncle. - Hello.

Is Rajesh home?

How do you know him?

I'm his class mate uncle.

I see, so you are his classmate.

You've come to meet him?

Anything important?

I hope you are not planning to go for a movie.

I don't know what you young people are up to.

Nothing of the sort, uncle.

I see, nothing of that sort then?

What's your name?

Sonu.

Ok, I will call him, Sonu.

Rajesh, your friend is here.

Sanjay sir, I've seen you in campus.

I am a big fan of yours, sir..

Come. Need to talk to you.

If you scream, we'll thrash you in front of your dad.

Then you can explain to him why you got thrashed.

You're a kid,

Stop chasing girls. You should read comic books not Playboys.

He is going around with my girlfriend. - Your girlfriend?

She went with him because she wanted to.

You are very lenient to him.

He won't understand like this.

You scoundrel!

Apurv, hit him. Let's be over with this.

No, its ok.

I'll teach him.

Think it over.

You also give it a thought.

It is I who is going to win.

Bye. - Okay fine.

Ok, all the best.

Hello, there. - Hey

And how are you, brother? - Good.

Arre, Sanjay's election manifesto?

Damn - Eradicate poverty.

Make sex compulsory

Remove corruption.

No, lets have condoms sold in the canteen.

Wipe out terrorism.

Make grass legal.

Everyone is going to lose. Sanjay Misra is the boss.

Mishra! Mishra.

Sanjay is our only friend..

When new U-specials are wanted

When exams are to be postponed.

You guys cannot be trusted.

When someone needs admission.

Now, don't say this openly.

Whatever might be the difficulty

If you don't get any facility

Or you find any teacher not to your liking.

Long live our Sister-in-law!

Long live our Sister-in-law!

Long live our Sister-in-law!

Long live our Sister-in-law!

Long live our Sister-in-law!

Long live our Sister-in-law!

So how is it going with 'sister-in-law'?..

...Did you get to the first 'base'?

First base? - Kiss.

Yes.

What are the next bases?

Is Love a baseball game for you?

The fun is in the playing, isn't it?

You have got it wrong, Apurv.

One day, you will realize this.

Sanjay may say what he wants to,

but I have figured out, what I want

- I am going for love. Whatever that takes..

Can you wait? I am changing.

What's up?.

You are looking really pretty today

Can we do something else today?

0k?

Let's go on a date.

What?

Madam has gone out for a wedding of one of her relative's.

Let's go out.

Don't look so surprised. We also have families.

Jyoti aunty is in-charge today.

I have convinced her to let me go out for a few hours.

Chhaili.

Come here.

Come on..

What's your name?

Chhaili.

How long have you been here?

You are at it again?

Come here.

Learn to kiss properly. That's what boys want these days.

Your time will also come.

Bua, I am leaving.

Don't be late.

So where do you want to go?

Where ever. But not on your old bike.

Lets do it in style.

Easily won is no fun.

Spending nights with Vaishali was no longer a challenge-

...but can I now make her fall in love with me?

You are not as bad as you seem to be.

Brother, take this.

So, are you enjoying this outing?

I've come out after three months.

Who else have you come out with?

With the ones I feel safe.

You never know what people will do.

We risk our lives every time.

Look, what a customer did last night.

How much?

150 Rupees, sir.

That's how much I charge too. You come with me.

Sshh..

I use it only for peeing, sir.

Stop it!

"Like the serpent sways.."

"I am flying with you.."

"Like the serpent sways.."

What about today's money?

I have to take it.

So have you saved enough?

You think it's funny? 3-4 yrs is all I have.

And then?

I will get old. Will you come then?

Certainly will.

Why?

Because I love you.

That's what they all say.

What?

'I love you'.

But in my case.. I Ioove you, I Ieuve you, I Iouauve you.

Better than anyone.

I don't trust you yet.

Where did you go? To get married?

Nowhere.

Nowhere. - Go inside. Your customer has been waiting.

Come. - There are some rules and regulations of the brothel.

Remember them in future.

Couldn't you find a more unromantic way?

'I love you' over a cup of tea! No flowers, no dinner, no gifts.

How can you expect the girl to say yes?

So she won't agree?

What happened?

Is saying 'I love you' the master key to all doors?

Tried it on Vaishali, got to try it here now.

"That moment was filled with joy, restlessness, and vulnerability.."

"There was a lonely star in the sky of this life.."

I love you.

What?

"I wandered all the ways.."

I said that I love you.

"Where will the moment go.."

"Where will the moment go.."

"Where has the moment lost.."

"It became alone in a moment.."

Careful uncle. He has to impress the girls.

Is it done?

Posters should be ready by tomorrow.

We will paint the college red with them.

I have said it

What?

Prerna. She has accepted my proposal.

That was an odd 24-hour period.

Looks like everyone was trying to write his own love story.

What will happen to all of us?

"If the new season arrives.."

"..the sights will be changed.."

"The leaves will fall from the branches.."

"..where will they go after falling.."

"Everything was scattered.."

"..on the way that I passed.."

"We are searching, but can't find the footsteps.."

"Where will the moment go.."

"Where will the moment go.."

Where will the moment go.."

"Where will it go in solitude.."

I love you. - "Where will it go in solitude.."

I can sacrifice my life for you..

Get lost.

I love you..

"Where will it go in solitude.." - I don't. - I love you.

Tell me the truth.

I love you.

You are distributing it to everyone and ignoring me.

Now you keep doing this.

I love you.

I love you too.

How many love stories will it be written..

...and they lived happily ever after?'

What's on Kintu's mind? And what am I thinking?

So.. Love is a four letter word? - Hi.

She is a impressionable school girl, yaar.

Have to say these things to make her fall in line.

Ah? So you say such things to get girls see your way.

How many girls have you proposed to?

Now, you were the one who threw the challenge.

Are you serious about that challenge?

Aren't you serious about your elections?

Alright! Let's have a bet

- the elections are due in eight days.

Let's see if I get to become the President first

or you complete your hattrick with girls.

Why didn't you get Kintu along? Had to carry him on my ass.

Her mother would've come along too.

If I make a faux pas, please save the situation.

Hi. - Hi.

Hi. How are you?

What's up, birdie? - Hi. - Hi.

Dad, this is Sanjay.

Namaste, uncle.

Vijay Heerjawahar. - Hello

And this is Apurv.

Apurv, Come, you have to meet someone. - Sure.

Come.

Thank you.

So.. - Anytime.. - Ma

Ahh.. Apu

What are you doing here?

Guess what? I Came to surprise you. How do I look?

Better than your girlfriends?

Of course, you look great. As always.

Oh my baby..

How have you been? - Okay

I missed you. Ohh..

Let me introduce you to my new personal trainer..

He is amazing..

Hi, I am Raghav.

Sheela!

Raman!! Oh my God!! Where the hell have you been?

I've been looking for you everywhere.

I'll be back in a minute. - Alright

Would you like a drink sir?

No thank you. - No!

Okay.. - I hope you didn't tell Suman.. - Excuse me.

Rita...? Have I met you before?

No. My name is Nagma.

My name is Nagma.

So you are at it. You have the bet on your mind all the time?

Right? So what's your current score?

Well, he is trying his best?

Let's see - there are not many days left for the election.

Don't worry. I will do my job.

Are you that confident? What if you lose...?

So? - In the next few days - we win the elections.

In the next few nights he completes his hat trick. Or else..

We'll have him.

Here this moment, gone the next

No one knows, where it will go.

Here this moment, gone the next.

No one knows..

...where it will go.

Hide you heart somewhere safe.

Hide you heart somewhere safe.

Save your heart.

Save your heart.

Save your heart.

Save your heart.

One drink for me, please.

Hi Prerna. - Hi

Going great. So, nice party?

Are you a friend of Prerna's? - Yep.

"Today's gathering is intoxicating.."

"..and the desires in hearts are flying.."

"What has to happen let it happen.."

"The one who is not lost. Let them get lost.."

"But please, just save your heart.."

"But please, just save your heart.."

Heart to anyone. Take care..

"Save your heart. . "

"Save your heart. . "

"Save your heart. . "

Save your heart.

Just came back from the U.S. A course in journalism.

And why did you come back?

Well, my question would be just that

...Why does one do anything? ..

Well, here I am to appear for the next supermodel.

Uzma.

Apurv.

When we are together, Why have the distance any more

Get closer And get to know each other better

There is thirst on the lips It is thirst for love

It will get quenched only In the arms of the beloved.

Love all you can,

But remember to not lose your heart.

But remember to not lose your heart.

Take care..

"Save your heart. . "

"Save your heart. . "

Save your heart.

Careful, what are you doing?

Oh shit. What the hell is that?

Shit!

What are you doing?

Don't panic

Look, uncle might come.

Dad doesn't come to my room.

I told you. Listen to me.

Prerna, listen to me..

Yup, on my way. Sorry, have to leave.

Give me a call sometime.

Prerna. - Shut up. - Listen to me.. - Prerna.

Good Bye, Sir.

So how did you like my friends?

Hmmm. Quite liked Apurv. Polished.

Understated. Charming.

And Sanjay, papa?

Nice. He's got his middle-class values intact.

You don't spare anyone.

Was it so important to go pee in the same place where..

...he was trying to make out? - I said, I'm sorry.

Don't worry yaar. There'll be another time.

So you are one lucky goon.

Prerna? She's a little modern, but it's ok.

If one plans to move ahead in life, a small-town girl won't do.

Prerna will straighten up after marriage.

Both of ours. Just adopt me after your wedding.

Once her dad agrees, all our friends can have a good time.

Prerna is all ready.

You know, sometimes I feel, one shouldn't dream big.

Look, if Prerna is in your life, you should dream only big

- you treat everyone around you as inferior to yourself.

That's how you get to the top.

What wisdom, eh!

On the other hand, there is an important difference between

sexual liberation and promiscuity.

Some feminists see insistence on monogamy as sexist,

especially since male infidelity is not held to the same accountability

As female infidelity.

Mice and rats reproduce rapidly.

They have relatively short life spans and hence a rapid sexual maturity.

Ma'am?.. How do rats know that their lives are short.

I mean how do they know that their life is short

and thus decide to mate and reproduce at a high rate.

You have made a nice catch.

I wish, my guy was up to some good.

Go your.. - Rahul will teach him.

What?

Freddie-Uncle-Charlie-Katie. - What?

Monica, you are so dumb.

What do you want to order?

Please get me some chocolate mousse.

I got it.

Good. - Mom is restricting my outings.

She is so high strung about the board exams.

So, the situation is really bad. - Yaa! Duh!

Is it? I had been to..

Oh. - Hey. - You know her, was in Prerna's party.

She just got settled in Italy.

Hi. - Hi.

How are you? - Absolutely fine. Meet my friend, Priyanka.

Hi. - This guy can have any girl! - Just hanging..

You will surely get support.

Just think you've already won the elections.

You need to speak to Sanjay.

Solanki, how are you.

You've been prancing around in the campus for the last two months,

I didn't say a word. But now you'll help me defeat Naagar.

Withdraw from the elections.

What? - yes. - Why?

Agree to this. You'll have another chance next year.

Do it today itself.

Come, let's go.

We are serious..

It's time for the world to acknowledge the power of students.

They should realize that our voice can no more be muffled or drowned.

O, you! Raised by the earth - stand up!

The time is near when,

Thrones will be smashed,

And crowns hurled into oblivion.

Mishra.. - Sanjay Mishra.

How's it going?

That was good man. - Do you really care?

I love you baba.

Can I also come for your Election campaign?

We had to warn him.

When did this happen?

We will have to be careful that he does not go

...and join hands with Naagar.

You don't need to come to the votes sanjay,..

...the 'votes' would have come to you.

At least we got to meet our sister-in-law.

Madam is going for a supermodel competition.

You are beautiful.

Here the boys can help you with the questions they ask there.

What will they ask, who is your role model?

That's easy - my mother, Mother Teresa and Indira Gandhi.

Standard reply.

And what do you think about beauty being skin deep?

If you are beautiful inside you are beautiful outside.

You scoundrel. You need to answer in English.

All good things in life come in 'English':

I love you, kiss me,

The jerk, he's started again.

Miss you. - Sanjay, what's going on?

- No one says these things in Hindi.

All under the table.

Ok, most important:

What will you do if you win the contest?

I will help the street children

I want to do something for my poor country.

I am serious, if I get into the administrative services,

I will change the way things function.

I'll uproot the corruption.

Are you any less than Miss India?

Sister-in-law is happy in any case.

If I was good looking..

...then I would've stood for the contest of Miss India.

Hello. - Hi. Can you come home?

Home? What do I have to do there?

Has your mother called me for tea?

Shut up! I think Sharma ma'am saw me with you and told my mom.

How about coming home and giving me tuitions? Tell me.

Let me think about it. - Just Shut up!

Did you ask him to get his mark sheet?

Mom, I went to him asking for help.

He didn't come to me offering it.

I just wanted to see his mark sheet, that's all.

You always misunderstand me. Will Sakshi also study with you?

Why would she? She is getting ninety percent in the exams.

Why don't you ask her to help you?

Mom! She has her own studies to do.

Even better, she'll get to revise her stuff.

Mummy! I will call him and ask him not to come

because my mother doesn't trust her daughter.

I never said that.

Mom, do you think I'm sleeping around?

Shut up, Kintu. You don't know how to talk to your mother?

I will get the door.

Hello, aunty.

Hello, please come in.

Kintu, your teacher is here.

Shall we start? - You both start..

So let's start with some basic concept of..

Just shut up!

Well!

Hey this is nothing. Imagine yourself walking down a ramp in a swimsuit

- when thousands of eyes are watching you

- it's not easy beta. You must walk with poise and confidence,

like you would in an evening gown.

The hottest one. Only for you, sweetheart.

You can't wear this.

C'mon. Why not? Now I can not wear a sari in a swimsuit round, can I?

In that case, you won't participate.

Are you crazy?

I told you. We don't need this.

What will my family say?

Family?

Well, my 'family' didn't say anything.

You are such a baby.

Don't worry no one is going to strip me there.

They might just jerk off.

Should I blow it out?

That will put an end to the whole of it. Tell me?

What are you doing?

Hi Prerna. - What do you want?

Needed some money.

Take this. Be careful, has my identity card.

Listen. Where is Prerna?

I don't know. - Ok. Go.

Have you seen Prerna? - I don't know.

What the hell. Sorry.

You picked today to come late.

How was I to know your mom won't be home?

I think my mother is jealous.

She doesn't get to do things I do.

Things like?

Why should I tell you?

Well, I wanted to meet your mom. Had to discuss my salary with her.

I will pay you your salary - A thousand kisses, starting.

Run! Run! Hurry up.

Shit!

What happened? Your prayer meeting got cancelled?

I have a headache.

Hello aunty.

Hello, beta. Are you done with the studies?

We were just starting with biology.

No, tuition's over. He is leaving.

Bye. Go fast.

Excuse me. - Thanks.

What is the score? - So, how are you?

I hope you don't have any problem.

No. absolutely not. Everything is fine.

Vote for Sanjay.

How are you, man? Do you remember how..

We are proud of you.

Hi

Hi. - Hey..

Why didn't you answer my calls?

I was out the whole weekend. Left the phone at home.

That's what I thought.

Where is Apurv? Take this. - He must be in the hostel.

What is the difference between a virgin and a prostitute?

Both fear change. - Get lost.

Kintu would love to fall in love but sex is a complete no-no.

And Vaishali, she will sleep with anyone but dare not fall in love.

Each has a different threshold,

and will need a different activation energy.

Stay tonight.

No, not tonight.

Stay! You won't have to pay for the night.

How will you pay Babbo rani?

I will give her my money. Please stay tonight.

I don't want anybody else to turn up.

I am here till then.

How are you? Were you there again last night?

What do you get there? Kintu is such a nice girl.

Why can't you stick with one girl?

What are you looking for at the playhouse?

What happened to you?

I am trying to get Prerna to behave.

Look, once a commitment has been made, then one has to stick to it.

She doesn't need to go naked in front of everyone.

When I told her that, she just went on laughing.

Had to reason with her, and then she agreed.

That's why I say, life is too bloody short for all this.

There must be something you have planned? Carrier, marriage.

Kids? These aimless wanderings will take you nowhere.

Looks like you've planned everything.

I'm planning to sleep now.

Mark is getting screwed. Here. There is still some money in there.

Ready? - Yes.

Think about what I said.

Wassup man?

Jiva is packing her stuff.

Hi Jiva.

Has he been telling you too how he has been pleasing me?

Has he? .. He is no good anyway.

Time for a change.

Well Mark I am sure we can explain.

It's nothing..

Nothing. You call trying to seduce my maid nothing?

How desperate is that?

He has agreed. Such a dirt bag.

He wants thirty thousand.

That's ok. Get some soft drinks for him.

I am totally undecided if this freak excites me or he frightens me.

If I love him or I hate him?

What happened?

Well, there I was. Practicing my moves in Kala Azim's best dresses.

And the last one was a Versace two-piece. Nothing clever.

Instead of appreciating the view Sanjay rants his middle-class shit.

But I hope I have put some sense into him.

Hi. - "My beloved.."

"Where did you fly?"

Its not just about sleeping with three girls.

It is about solving the riddle of love.

And that too, in just one day.

Yes, that's a noble goal.

Will she? Won't she?

Will she? Won't she?

For three girls all that have I to show are Kintu and Vaishali.

"Sharp eyes.."

"..filled with tears.."

"Sharp eyes.."

"..filled with tears.."

"O beloved, when will I be with you to see you day and night."

"My beloved is a betrayeh."

"Come to my way, oh my betrayeh."

Hi Jeeva! - Hi! What's up?

Having this election fever!

So it's got you too.

We are getting late. Let's go. Just look at that.

Haven't you two made up?

You crazy? Make up with that dickhead..

...who goes after every pair of legs in a skirt, salwar or sari..

See ya. Gotta go.

Hey, Jiva. Maybe we should meet up for coffee or something.

Not today. Have to rush.

Tomorrow?

Sure.

So all ready to play the first lady of the college?

Big deal! So how's Kintu?

Great, Just going to meet her soon.

Great. Let's get together sometime.

By the way, I have just made it to the India Fashion Week.

That's great. Does Sanjay know? - No!

But I am leaving for London next month.

Cool. Election results should be out by tomorrow evening.

I hope he wins.

I hear University elections are on?

Yes, it's tomorrow.

Sanjay's election. Excellent food aunty.

Shut up..

Skip your school tomorrow.

Why?

No, aunty thanks. - Have some mo re. - I am completely full.

This is the age when you can eat all you want.

Mummy!

We are going to win.

Don't be so confident. Follow up with everyone.

Have given them enough gifts.

Not one vote will go any other way.

If there is a holy spirit, please come.

Hey mister, did you understand?

They are here!

Sanjay Mishra!!

Deepak, get me phone numbers of these girls.

Yes, you wait for some time.

Apurv, go ahead ask anything if you want to.

If providence is to be believed, Sanjay will win the elections.

What becomes of me?

All I need from providence is that one ace.

The countdown has begun.

The request is from Jagmohan Sahani, Pammi Sahani..

...Shailu, and Shantu Baba..

I'm staying tonight.

Go now. Customer is here.

"I am still young.."

"I am still young.."

Why did you call me a customer?

What could I say in front of Chhaili.

You are not my husband.

You don't come even come over these days..

...I won't say it again.

Tea. - Oh Shit!

What happened? Leaving?

Have to get to college. I Am late.

"Betrayer. . "

"My innocent betrayer. . "

"Betrayer. . "

"My innocent betrayer. . "

"My innocent betrayer. . "

"My innocent betrayer. . "

"Come on my way my betrayeh."

"My innocent betrayer. . "

"Come on my way my betrayeh."

"Sharp eyes.."

"..filled with tears.."

"..filled with tears.."

"..filled with tears.."

"O beloved, when will I be with you to see you day and night."

"My innocent betrayer. . "

"My innocent betrayer. . "

"My innocent betrayer. . "

"Come on my way my betrayeh."

Don't forget to vote? Its our own candidate.

I am coming.

Are you scared?

Don't be scared. I care for you.

Shameless.

I love you.

We'll make a smut out of you!

Shut up!

I am feeling so light-headed.

Shit.

Jiva! Looks destiny is going kind on me.

Hi.

Hi. Looks your friend is going to win.

Okay. - Hi.

Hi Prerna. - Okay then..

Hi.. - Okay.

How's everything going on? - Everything is going good till now.

Naagar is done for today.

Mother- Father, Bunty Naagar.

Mother- Father, Bunty Naagar.

Mother- Father, Bunty Naagar.

I was saying.. I really admire you for dumping Mark.

Lots of people just hang on.

Not that I really had a choice.

I really admire your guts.

Thanks.

Among other things.

You have just sat there and smiled all this while

and now when I finally figured you out..

...you turn out to be aaaaalll shit.

I am Sorry?

Shove off!

This is one challenge I don't want to lose.

I need a miracle in the next few hours.

It just can't end here. Where is my ace?

They say zoology is one short..

...step away from human medical science. Call me!!

Call me sometime.

In the first round Sanjay Mishra with 389 votes.

And Bunty Nagar with 566 votes.

They are celebrating Diwali in monsoon.

Five rounds are still left. Let's see what happens.

Gosh, you are God sent. I have been trying to call Uzma the whole day.

Her phone is always engaged or..

I don't think she is in town.

Too bad.

Hey, where are you? You don't look happy.

That's really perceptive of you.

I have got a really bad headache that I just can't get rid of.

Do as I say and you will be cured.

Ya ?

Go and hit your head on the wall. Your problem will be gone.

Shall we go somewhere else? Somewhere quieter?

Come. Sorry it's a mess.

Your new president is Sanjay Mishra.

I don't understand this. Sanjay has won.

So why am I not happy?

Do you love him?

I am no longer sure. But I don't want to hurt him.

God damn it! One mess I have got myself into.

Oh wonderful.

Are you okay?

Hey Chottu. - Congratulations.

Did you see Prerna?

I saw her with Apurv.

We won.

Nobody has guts to mess up with us.

Nobody has guts to mess up with us.

Nobody has guts to mess up with us.

Nobody has guts to mess up with us.

Nobody has guts to mess up with us.

Nobody has guts to mess up with us.

Nobody has guts to mess up with us.

Nobody has guts to mess up with us.

Hey, where is Apurv?

I saw him with Prerna.

Apurv, open the door. Prerna.

Apurv, open the door. Prerna.

Open the door. Apurv.

Open the shitty door or else I'll bring it down.

Mothersaver, I am going to shoot you dead.

Don't create a scene.

Shut up you cheap skate! I am creating a scene?

I'll bury you right here.

What else can you do?

Chill, Sanjay. It didn't meant nothing.

Nothing. It means nothing Apurv?

Is it that simple for you dumb head?

I mean nothing to you. She means nothing to me.

Do you think my relationship, love and feelings mean nothing.

My friendship, love.. you trickster!

Do they mean nothing?

My struggles, victory, my ideals..

What are they? Nothing is it?

Nothing. It is just nothing. Shove off!

What happened?

I lost a part of me when Sanjay died.

I wonder what really killed Sanjay?

Was it the betrayal,

...the poltical rivalry or Sanjay himself?

The question will always haunt me.

Goals and aspirations seems no longer important..

We do everything to get what we love.

But sometimes even after getting something..

...by putting everything at stake,

it seems that this wasn't what we wanted from life.

I miss Vaisali the most.

We had reached a point from where we had to go our separate ways.

There was no future together.

And perhaps both of us had known this all along.

And what happened to our Kintu.

Kintu would've said, lets flip a coin.

Tails - sad ending; Heads - happy ending.

Happy ending, it is then.

What made Prerna come to me?

And why didn't we stay together?

Maybe because two cynics never make an optimist.

Did we all get what we wanted? Three things are clear.

Sanjay is dead, I survived, and I am still looking for love.

"Your sharp eyes are killing me.."

"Beloved, your tresses are beautiful.."

"Beloved. . "

"Beloved. . "

"Beloved. . "

"Beloved. . "