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Goddamn it!
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Motherfucking squirrels! Shit!
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Get your ass out of here! Shoo!
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Go, squirrel!
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Motherfucker.
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You better get your ass back!
You hear me?
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I ain't scared of you.
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You better keep it over there,
'fore you get hurt.
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You bring it over here,
you'll get what you want. Shit. Oh.
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I see you. I ain't take my eye off you.
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I got you locked in.
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Stay back!
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Stupid woods!
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Oh. Thank God.
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Excuse me. Excuse me, sir.
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How you doing, man?
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- Do you know you're trespassing?
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- Yes. I mean, no. No, I didn't.
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I do now, but I...
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- Sign posted right over there.
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Only got two words on it--
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"no" and "trespassing."
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- Yep. I see it now.
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I see it now. I didn't see that
when I... when I came in,
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'cause the way I came in,
my back was to that,
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so I never caught that. I was...
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- You're a... a city boy, ain't you?
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- I kind of refer to myself
as a "city man."
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Not a... boy.
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You could say "boy-man."
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Whatever you... What do you prefer?
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- Woods ain't safe for a city boy.
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Much less a city man.
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- Okay.
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I'm going to address
the elephant in the woods.
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This whole Deliverance thing
that we got going on right now,
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which is great, okay,
because it's working.
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So, when things are working, you give 'em
the accolades that they deserve.
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I'm... I'm uncomfortable, sir.
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I'm actually scared, right?
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So, now that we know that,
let me help this mood
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by just telling you why I'm here.
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I'm trying to use a phone.
You got a phone?
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I want to use it real quick,
and I'm out of here.
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- Two minutes.
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- No, I'm not out of my mind.
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As a matter of fact,
I'm very much in my mind.
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The dude's trying to kill me.
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- That's unfortunate.
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- What do you mean?
Unfortunate?
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Listen to me, Danny.
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He's trying to kill me!
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- No, totally. Kev, listen.
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I got huge news. Right? Ready?
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Pound Pups Four.
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Pound... Pups... Four.
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They want you to voice Reggie,
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a quick-witted,
short-tempered goldendoodle
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who craves mischief.
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- Did they ask for me directly?
- Yeah!
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Now, listen, the-the money's not
what you're used to making,
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but this could be the role
that gets you back into good graces
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with the comedy gods.
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- Hey, I...
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Hey. I...
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Hi.
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Hey, I'm Reggie, the goldendoodle,
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and I'm ready to crave some mischief.
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- Genius! You're a genius!
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It's amazing!
I'm in the movie right now.
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I'm watching the movie.
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Now, normally, we'd, you know, counter,
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negotiate a better deal, blah, blah, blah.
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I think we should close this one.
Huh? What do you think?
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No. No, no, don't sigh.
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Be happy.
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This is good, Kev.
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Ah, goddamn it.
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Are you crying?
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- How did we get here, Danny?
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Hmm?
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How did we get here?
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Just tell me how we got here.
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- Look, stop beating yourself up.
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Huh? You made a mistake.
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You tried to be something you're not.
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You're not an action hero.
You know that now.
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So, is that a yes on Pound Pups Four?
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- Oh...
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- Help!
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Help me! I'm stuck!
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- Kev?
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Kevin, I need a verbal "yes" on this.
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Kevin, don't let this
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go away, buddy.
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- Help me!
- Kevin, goldendoodles.
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You love dogs, Kevin!
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- Help!
- Kevin?
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- Help me!
- Oh, shit.
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- Help!
- Hey.
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Hey, you okay?
- No, my...
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- Oh, fuck.
- ...damn jack broke!
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- Shit!
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- It's on my chest.
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- Hey.
- I can't breathe.
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- I'm gonna go call somebody
right now, man. Okay?
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I'm gonna go call some...
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Hey! Hey!
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Oh, shit.
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Okay.
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Come on. You got to lift this truck.
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You got to lift this truck!
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Lift the fucking truck!
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Come on, Kevin!
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All right. Ready.
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Three, two, one.
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I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
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Oh.
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You okay?
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Breathe, man.
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Slow down.
- Ooh.
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- Take your time, all right?
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Nice and slow. Get your breath back.
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- Oh, my God. You just saved my life.
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- No. No, man.
- Oh... oh, oh, yeah.
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You're like a real-life Rambo.
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- I guess I kind of am.
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- How can I ever repay you, sir?
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- Sir? No, man.
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Wait. You don't know who I am?
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You don't recognize me from movies,
TV, stand-up comedy?
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- Uh... no.
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- The name is Hart.
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Agent... Hart.
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Now, you wouldn't happen to know
of a shortcut
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back to Ron Wilcox's Action School,
would you?
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- Wilcox property?
- Yeah.
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- Uh, yes, Agent. Uh...
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You can follow that path,
and it'll take you right to it.
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- Okay. I think I'm gonna go
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and get on that trail
before the sun goes down.
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- Fuck that.
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You ain't walking.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- How was that?
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- Phenomenal. We got it.
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- All right,
that's a wrap on creepy trailer!
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- Well done, everyone.
- Good job, everybody.
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- Stop!
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Goddamn it! Stop!
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- You motherfuckers.
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, bitch.
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No! No!
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Fuck!
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- Oh.
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Holy shit, Jordan. You weren't joking.
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He actually thinks we're using
real bullets today. Kev!
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- You told 'em?
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- I'm sorry. It was funny.
- It's not fucking funny!
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'Cause that man back there is a lunatic.
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You're a fucking lunatic, Coach Ron.
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- Hey, you know what?
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Maybe I am a lunatic.
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Maybe I ought to just kill you!
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- Hey. No, Ron, hold up.
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Let me kill him.
- Stop it.
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- No, me, me, me!
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- Stop it. Stop!
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Know what, assholes?
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Y'all want to fucking play the player.
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Go ahead! Unload 'em all.
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- All right.
- Now we're having fun.
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- After you.
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Oh!
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- Yeah.
- Ah.
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- Shit!
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- Holy shit.
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Maybe there was a bullet in there.
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- You're a bad man.
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- Motherfucker, man!
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