Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLS)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHS)

CHESTER: You see that little cutie sleeping there in the sun beam?

That's me!

My name's Chester, and I'm a cat.

And this is what we cats call, "The good life".

MINA: (SINGING) ♪ Going to the fridge,

♪ I'm going, I'm going to the fridge ♪

Good morning, Mina!

Did you and your friend, Marsha, have a good time at your sleepover last night?

Oh, yeah, Dad! It was super fun!

CHESTER: This is my owner Mina.

She's just about the coolest person on the planet.

(GULPING)

MINA'S DAD: What time did you get to sleep last night, Mina?

CHESTER: And this is Mina's dad.

He never does anything interesting,

so I just kind of ignore him.

MINA: Oh, my, gosh! (PURRING)

We didn't sleep at all.

MINA'S DAD: But I thought you were gonna clean up the apartment

and do your homework.

MINA: (SCOFFS) Well, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dad.

MINA'S DAD: Well, then I guess you're grounded.

(LAUGHS)

Say what?

CHESTER: Yeah, Mina's dad never does anything interesting,

until he does.

I've been reading this book

called Maybe you should ground your child.

And it got me thinking,

maybe I should ground my child.

Dad! Who gave you that book?

You know how impressionable you are!

Well, actually, Mina,

this book was given to me by a giant anaconda that I met in the basement.

Have you ever thought that maybe you should ground your child?

Oh, Dad! You're so weird.

I can never tell when you're kidding.

But the good news is, there's no need to ground me.

I may have been up all night, but I've got so much energy.

I'm gonna clean this place and I'm gonna do my homework.

♪ You will be astounded, your worries are unfounded

♪ And there's no need for me to grounded! ♪

Hey, huh? C'mon dad!

All right, Mina.

I'll be upstairs working on Mr. Moseby's plumbing

for a couple of hours.

When I come back here, things better be in order.

Easy-peasy, Dad!

Right? Easy-peasy Chester.

I mean, the kitchen is a little bit of a mess,

but nothing I can't handle.

And then the living room...

Uh, okay, the living room makes me tired just looking at it.

And then finally, we'll move on to the homework.

Ah, Marsha, she looks so peaceful.

(YAWNS)

(GASPS) No!

Pull it together, Mina, you can do this!

All right. What have we got here?

"Omega Juice.

"All of the vegetables and most of the minerals."

All right, that'll help keep me awake.

Some loud music...

(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

All right, Chester, over the course of the next couple hours

I am gonna be a cleaning machine!

I'm awake!

And Alert!

And I'm ready to take a...

(SNORING)

Now if I lived in any other apartment building,

Mina would get grounded

and that would be the end of the story.

But it just so happens that someone very special

lives in the Orlock apartments.

Is it me?

No, Harold.

I'm talking about someone who helps Mina when she gets in trouble.

Oh! You're talking about Bunnicula.

No, no. I'm not talking about him.

I'm talking about me!

I help Mina with her problems,

that's why they call me, the fixer.

Oh, I thought Mina said you were fix-ed.

The point is, Mina needs our help right now

or her dad's going to ground her.

That's terrible!

Why would Mina's dad do that?

That dumb, giant snake

that Bunnicula's been hanging out with

gave him a book.

(SOBBING) I'm not dumb!

I'm just a reptile!

Our brains are the size of peas.

(MUMBLING)

No, I know when I'm not wanted!

(WAILING)

Oh? What? So now I'm the bad guy?

Are you guys gonna help me or what?

Is this helping?

No.

Why don't we start by picking some of this stuff up off the floor?

(MUMBLING)

(SLURPING)

(SHATTERING)

Wait, wait, Bunnicula. What're you doing? What are you doing?

(STUTTERS) What're you putting in your mouth?

(SLURPING) What is that? What is that?

(BURPS)

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

"Omega Juice. All of the vegetables and most of the minerals."

All of the vegetables!

(MUMBLING)

At this point, I'm pretty worried.

Just one vegetable can turn Bunnicula into a terrible monster.

I can only imagine that all of the vegetables

can turn him into all of the monsters!

Who are you talking to, Chester?

Oh, well, that's simple, Harold.

You see, I am talking to nobody!

Because now, I talk to myself,

because Bunnicula has driven me so cuckoo!

(CLOCK DINGS) (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

(LAUGHS)

(BURPS)

(MUMBLING)

(SOBBING)

(MUMBLING)

(HUMMING)

He looks like a total creepo,

but he...

...cleans like an angel!

(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

Hey, Chester, do I also clean like an angel?

(WHIRRING)

No.

But it doesn't matter.

Any minute now, Bunnicula's Head is going to turn into a pillar of fire.

Or he's gonna grow, like, 80 feet tall and step on us,

or he's gonna break into, like, six million little spider rabbits

and crawl into our noses.

(SNARLING)

(RUMBLING)

Oh, my gosh, this is it! He's gonna destroy us all!

(SNORING)

(BURPING)

(SIGHS)

(BURPS)

HAROLD: Whoa!

Check this out Chester!

These blankets are mega-soft.

(SNIFFING) And springtime fresh.

(GASPS)

What the dilly?

Bunnicula single-handedly cleaned the living room in, like, 5 seconds.

Totally!

He seems kind of sleepy though.

(SHATTERING)

So sleepy!

Whoa...

Well, let's move on to the kitchen, shall we?

(MUMBLING)

Aw! Hey, buddy, why don't you sit this one out?

I mean, how bad can the kitchen really...

(MICE SQUEAKING)

...be?

Huh?

(GASPS)

More of that Omega Juice?

Hmm.

(CHUCKLES)

Hey, Chester? I'll start by cleaning this light bulb.

(GROANING)

Don't you worry, Bunnicula,

Harold and I can handle the kitchen ourselves,

even though it might take a really long time.

(EXCLAIMS)

(MUMBLING)

(BURPING)

(MUMBLING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(MUMBLING)

Amazing!

Bunnicula is moving in bullet time.

Well, it looks like we can just, uh,

sit this one out again, huh, Harold?

I don't know, Chester,

maybe we ought to help him out...

(SPEAKING IN SLOW MOTION)

Out.

Oh, Harold, just relax. (CHOCKING)

(COUGHS) Relax.

Whoa-ho!

The kitchen is spotless,

that was amazing Bunnicula!

(BUNNICULA YAWNS)

(GROANING)

Nose to the books folks!

It's time to tackle the homework.

With a double six-pack of Omega Juice. (ECHOING)

Juice. Juice.

I think there's an echo in here.

Hello! (SNORING)

Hello, Bunnicula!

-Harold, Harold, Harold? -(HAROLD MAKING INDISTINCT NOISE)

The echo's gone. (EXCLAIMING)

Are you sure it's a good idea to give him more of that stuff?

He's looking pretty ragged.

(MUMBLES)

It's not a good idea, Harold, it's a great idea!

Think about it, Harold, two six packs!

That's all of the vegetables times 12,

and 12 times most of the minerals.

Which means Bunnicula will be done 12 times faster.

And there will be plenty of time before Mina's dad gets back.

(MUMBLING)

(BURPS)

(SNIFFING)

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING) Dude!

12 times the size.

(SNARLING)

(RUMBLING)

More than 12 times the size.

(SNARLING)

MINA'S DAD: My goodness, this is some rumbly plumbing.

Nobody move. No!

(SNORING) (FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

(MUMBLING)

The kitchen! No!

(LOUD BURP)

What happened?

Bunnicula broke the Orlock!

MINA'S DAD: I'm back!

Oh, no, Mina's dad's back.

Maybe he won't notice.

(GROANS)

Dad?

Nice work, Mina. It looks great in here.

Eventually, Mina's dad did notice.

Oh...

Mina got grounded, and she was sad.

The worst part was,

I just wanted to fix Mina's problems,

but in the process,

I'd taken advantage of a friend.

Chester, are you talking to nobody again?

No, Harold.

This time I'm taking to Abraham Lincoln,

the 16th president of the United States.

It's good that you've taken responsibility for your actions, Chester.

I'm sure you'll do better next time.

CHESTER: Thanks, Honest Abe.

I'm sure I will.

(CLOCK DINGS)