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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLS)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHS)

Ugh, I hate group projects.

What if we just turned in Scott's mask and called it a night.

We can't!

At this point, it's just a glorified milk jar with googly eyes.

Yeah, it is!

-Whoo! -Eh...

Hey, I think I got something that we can use.

Yeah, nothing's happening.

(SHRIEKS)

(ALL SCREAM)

Don't you ever read the video comments?

That's not what I thought it was. Sorry, guys.

(CHUCKLES)

Ooh, top ten most haunted buildings in New Orleans.

Hey! The Orlock Apartments are on here.

"Guaranteed to give you goosebumps."

(SCOFFS) Boy, do they have it all wrong.

Nothing ever happens here.

Uh, you're kidding, right?

This place is all kinds of haunted.

Yeah, just last week, I walked by,

and I could've sworn there were tentacles

coming out of the upstairs windows.

I see stuff all the time here. Why do you think I'm so high strung?

See? Totally haunted.

Aw, I wanna see something supernatural at the Orlock. You guys gotta show me.

-(MUFFLED SCREAMING) -(GRUNTS) Wait, what?

So, Mina actually wants to see all this supernatural stuff?

Who would've thunk?

If you want, I can go in there and...

Oh, absolutely not. You're horrifying.

Fair point.

See you next week, Bunnic.

(GIBBERISH)

So, Mina wants to see something scary?

(GIBBERISH)

No!

I think Harold and I are a better judge of what Mina can handle scare-wise.

-But it is Bunnicula's forte. -Uh-uh.

Mina's beloved rabbit's head just popping off?

That's at least a six on my scare-scale.

Mina needs like, a one or a two at most.

Ooh, we could hold auditions!

I like it.

We pick something mildly scary

and keep it to a controlled environment.

Mina's dream comes true, and no one gets...

(GIBBERISH)

...Eaten or covered in ectoplasm.

Oddly specific, but, yeah, none of that.

ALL: Mina, we're gonna find you a ghost.

Yeah!

(SINGING)

Oh, geez, get it together, Paul.

Wow, what a turnout!

Good job gathering everyone on such short notice, Bunnicula.

-(GIBBERISH) -(WHIMPERING)

But did you have to gather so many?

(GIBBERISH)

Hey, hey!

(KISSES)

-Whoa-ho-ho! -No, Harold, don't!

-Ghost bros, you made it! -(SNIFFING)

-(WHIMPERING) -Nice weather we're having.

(YOWLS) I regret everything!

-Wasn't that one of the judges? -Score!

Okay, if you could just state your name and then, uh, show us your scare talent.

What can you bring to the table that no one else can?

My name is Death Shadow.

And I'm horrifying.

Hmm... Wait, what?

(GROWLS)

Yipe!

-(GIBBERISH) -Next.

I heard there was some young folk needing a good scare.

Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

-(SHIVERING) -Doing okay back there, Chester buddy?

What were we thinking?

We can't bring any of these creatures home with us to Mina.

They're terrifying!

Bunnicula says, there's one more left,

and then we're done with the auditions.

Ta-da!

Huh? Oh, it's just a glowing orb.

It's definitely supernatural but like a low-key supernatural.

-What do you guys think? -Looks like a tennis ball, and I like that!

All right, then. You got the gig.

Mina's gonna love you.

(SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay, everyone,

shut your eyes to further act as a conduit

to the spirit world.

Hm.

All right. There is Mina and her friends.

Now, go give them the most non-threatening fright of their life.

Be gentle.

Supernatural creatures, show yourselves.

Jeez, not that gentle.

Nothing's happening, you guys.

Man, even we could do better than that.

We could do better than this.

We could scare her ourselves.

Oh, that is so much simpler and safer.

-Why didn't I think of that? -(GIBBERISH)

Sorry, Mina, there must be a really weak connection to the spirit world tonight.

-(DOOR KNOCKS) -(ALL SCREAM)

I baked cookies.

Unbelievable. Mina's dad beat you to it

with fresh cookies and a light switch?

You weren't scary at all.

So, gonna have to let you go.

-Bunnicula? -Yay! (CHUCKLES)

-(GRUNTS) -(SQUISHES)

(GIBBERISH) Haha!

(BELL DINGS)

Not scary enough?

Ooh! I'll show them.

(BLOWS)

Okay, that scare doesn't count.

Your dad isn't remotely supernatural.

Supernaturally good at baking though.

Am I right, Mina's dad?

That's "Mr. Mina's dad" to you, Mr. Dingleman.

It's just Scott.

Mr. Dingleman is my father.

Step into my office, son.

Because if you like those peanut butter cookies...

-Eh... -(CHOMPS)

...wait till you try these raspberry thumbprints. Wait. Where'd he go?

-(ECHOING) Oh. He does not like me. -(GURGLING)

All right. Let's go around the room

and throw out some ideas to scare Mina.

I'll start. We could put her shoes behind the backdoor

instead of the front door.

BOTH: Lame!

Fine. What do you have?

Ready? Ice-bag!

Ice-bag?

What, that sounds like you just put

two random words together. Is that what you did?

Yeah. But it sounds scary.

Ice-bag!

Okay, we'll put that one in the "Maybe" pile.

Bunnicula, what do you've got in that brain of yours for Mina?

(GHOSTLY HOWLING)

Moving on.

(MUTTERS)

It's a good thing I grabbed Mina's laptop from downstairs.

This should give us some kind of an answer.

(GROANS) It's stuck on this dumb video!

What are we looking at?

(GIBBERISH)

(SHRIEKING)

-(ALL SCREAM) -(YOWLING)

-Oh-ho! That was scary. -(LAUGHING)

(GIBBERISH)

Hey, where's Chester?

(CHESTER WHIMPERING)

Fine. Let's try the ice-bag.

Huh? (GRUNTS)

Let's start with the basement.

There's bound to be some paranormal activity down there.

Where'd Scott go? That's an awfully long time to be in the bathroom.

Who cares? Focus, Mina.

We have a very limited ghost-finding time frame.

My parents enforce a very strict curfew.

(DOOR CREAKS)

Marsha?

So, this is the basement.

BECKY: Spooky. (CHUCKLES)

Go on. Introduce yourself. Spirits love that.

-MINA: Hmm. -Wait for it.

(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Mina here.

If there's, uh, anyone down here...

-Show yourself? -(CRACKLING)

(BOTH GASP)

(GIGGLES)

He missed Mina entirely.

What the heck was that just now?

Um, you didn't just feel literal ice down your spine?

No.

Ugh! Is this my destiny?

To remain unhaunted?

Plagued only by the living?

There's still the attic! I'll grab my phone, and we can record.

Maybe having a camera on will coax a ghost out.

Oh, there you are. Huh?

(CHOMPS)

-(ECHOING) Not haunted, my foot! -(GURGLING)

Oh. Hey, Scott.

Maybe an old school sheet ghost will do the trick to scare Mina.

There we go. Now, mist!

BUNNICULA: Whoo...

Whoo... (GRUNTS)

Ahhh!

-Eye holes would've been a nice touch. -(DOOR CLANKS)

-(CREAKING) -All right, attic ghosts.

-Here we come. -Becky's not here yet.

We'll just have to get started without her.

Spider webs. Yes! Now we're getting somewhere.

Now, where in an attic do you think a ghost would be?

(GASPS)

Eh, Mina?

(CHOMPS)

(ECHOING) "Work with your friends in a group project," the teacher said.

"It'll be fun," the teacher said. (GASPS)

-Hey. -Sup.

(ALL GASP)

Aw. You guys ghost-hunting, too?

Did you guys see something scary?

You did, didn't you? Unbelievable!

Even my pets are more in-tuned with the spirit world.

Meanwhile, Mina, here, resident ghost-repellent!

Okay, very funny, Marsha. Where'd you guys go?

I think there was more to that orb

-than we originally thought. -We're coming, Mina.

All right, you guys, come out now.

This isn't funny anymore. Hello?

I give up. There is nothing supernatural about the Orlock Apartments.

-Mina! -(ALL GASP)

-(CHOMPS) -Maybe I'm just gonna go finish that project.

-(GRUNTS) -Uh-oh!

-(GRUNTS) -(ALL SCREAM)

Oh. So I'm not scary, huh?

I'll show you!

-(INHALES) -(ALL SCREAM)

ALL: Ugh!

(ORB MONSTER EXCLAIMING)

(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)

BUNNICULA: Hiya!

Tennis ball. Whoa! (EXCLAIMING)

You never see anything supernatural at the Orlock.

-(CHOMPS) -I'm just gonna sit here gluing on

-googly eye after googly eye -(SCREAMS)

-and forget all about it. -(BANGING)

I must be pretty scary, right now, fuzz ball.

Bunnicula, heads up. Maybe this will help.

Whoa! Ha-ha! Huh?

-You threw Mina's laptop? -Yeah. What was I supposed to throw?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe one of the medieval weapons hanging above our heads?

Oh.

(TREMBLING)

(GRUNTS) I'll show you scary!

-(GRUNTS) -Huh? What am I looking at?

Nothing's happening!

-(SHRIEKING) -(SCREAMS)

(RETCHES)

(SIGHS) I think that's enough googly eyes. Huh?

Oh, my gosh, you guys, where have you been? Hmm?

Huh. It's amazing!

That is the coolest monster costume I've ever seen.

We're sure to get an A with that.

Phew! (GASPS)

-(CHANDELIER CREAKING) -(MINA GASPS)

Are you guys seeing this?

The ceiling light is moving by itself.

I saw a ghost.

I'm just like you!

So, did I get the part?

-Yeah. You just weren't... -Don't call us. We'll call you.

-...right for the part. -Yeah. Yeah.

Same old. Same old.

Ah. Hi.

I, uh... I heard you were still looking for a ghost.

Oh, jeez!

Get it together, Paul!

(ALL GROAN)