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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNARLING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Okay, guys.
Huddle in close
for a family photo.
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-Uh...
-One...
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-Uh...
-Two...
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-Uh...
-Three
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(GARGLING)
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(MINA SIGHS)
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Another picture photo
ruined by Chester,
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the neurotic cat.
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You know, sometimes I think
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you're ruining these
photos on purpose.
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Perfect! Perfect!
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He's absolutely perfect
for my calendar.
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-Ta-da!
-(GROANS)
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Your calendar?
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Yes. Allow me
to introduce myself.
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Lars Bogota, international
pet photographer.
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Publisher of the
Mr. Fancy-Pants
pet calendar.
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(GASPS)
I love those calendars!
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Here, keep it.
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It's last year's model
but it's signed.
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I'm on the search for
next year's cover model
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and your rabbit is exactly
what I'm looking for.
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Those blood red eyes,
the cuddly cheeks,
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the high contrast
fur aesthetic.
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I must have him for my cover!
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Wow, the cover!
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What do you say?
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-Do we have a deal?
-Deal!
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Your bun-bun's
going to be a star.
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Just be a the address
on the card tomorrow night.
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(GASPS)
A horse wearing a diaper!
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Ha-ha! Tomorrow night.
Be there.
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Oh, my gosh, Bun.
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You've been discovered.
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You're gonna be famous!
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(LAUGHS)
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HAROLD: You know,
Mina's right, Chester.
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It does look like
you're trying to ruin
these photographs.
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That's because I am!
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I always spoil
these group shots.
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Well, all except this one.
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Bunnicula freaked out
after Mina tried to
put him in the sun.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Oh, yeah, you can't put
Bunnicula in the sun.
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He'll turn to dust.
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The point is, Bunnicula
can't be photographed.
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He's a vampire.
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Oh, right!
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Vampires cast no reflection
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and cannot be photographed.
It's in...
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Yeah, yeah.
It's in all the movies.
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So, what happens when
we go to the photoshoot
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and everyone sees
that they can't see him?
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-What, Chester? What?
-(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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I don't know. Someone will
come and take him away.
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Government agents maybe?
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Government agents!
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MAN OVER PA:
Make no sudden movement.
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We are some government agents and have you surrounded.
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Surrender the vampire rabbit and nobody gets hurt.
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HAROLD: Bunnicula, look out!
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It's the United States
Postal Service!
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(GROANING)
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Mina!
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How could you two betray me?
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I trusted you
to take care of Bun.
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Well, I've got a new
cat and dog
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that won't treat me that way.
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Isn't that right,
Gerald and Hester?
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-Woof.
-Meow.
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I'm leaving. Forever.
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-Goodbye.
-(DOOR SLAMS)
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Yikes! Harold, there's a giant
tongue monster outside!
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(GROWLING)
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(HAROLD YELLING)
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Harold! Harold,
snap out of it!
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Maybe we can convince
Bunnicula to stay behind.
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I doubt it. He's already
trying on outfits.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Ha-ha!
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Say, you know what, Chester?
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Why don't we
cover him in makeup?
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Models use tons of makeup.
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Of course! That's it!
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You know, Harold,
in some weird kind of way
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you may be a genius.
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Oxygen is great.
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Helps my brain breathe.
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Maybe. Hey, Bunnicula.
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Time to get ready
for your photoshoot.
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(LAUGHING)
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Okay, Bun.
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Hold still.
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Now, turn on that start power!
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(SNEEZES)
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Let's try something else.
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How about a wardrobe change?
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Ta-da!
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Okay, Bunnicula,
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try, uh, moving
around a little.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(GROANING)
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I find a little mascara
always brightens my look.
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(WHIRRING)
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All right, Bun, turn on that
star power full blast.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Ahhh!
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Maybe turn it down
a little bit.
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(GIGGLES)
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Gah! Ugh!
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You know what?
Turn it down all the way.
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Oh.
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Argh! This isn't working.
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MINA: Hey guys. I found
some more costumes.
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-We're ready to go.
-Come on.
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We can't let Mina take him
looking like that.
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I know. I know!
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Quick, open the doors!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(GRUNTING)
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Which doors again?
The closet doors or...
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The balcony doors!
The balcony doors!
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Oh, yeah!
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(WHISTLES)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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Uh, somebody call
for a taxi to Texas?
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(GRUNTING)
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-Phew!
-(HUMMING LONE RANGER TUNE)
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Yee-haw! I'm back, y'all.
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MINA: Ready to go guys?
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Ah!
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(GRUNTING)
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-Ha.
-Huh?
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Ha.
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Ha!
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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MINA: Guys, are you in there?
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We're gonna be late.
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(HUMMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Guys, now!
We are going to be late.
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(GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES) Dad's taking us
in the working car.
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How cool is that?
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Ooh, don't forget
to buckle up.
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Bun and I are ready to go.
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-Ready, Dad?
-Aye-aye, Captain.
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-Next stop, stardom.
-(GULPS)
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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Okay, honey.
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I'll be in the waiting room
with all the other chauffer's.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hmm, I didn't think there'd
be so many other pet models
here today.
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Hello? Is anyone here?
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Mr. Bogota?
(GASPS)
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Oh, I...
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There he is.
My latest discovery.
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So glad you could make it.
This is my assistant, Gunther.
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He's very unhappy with you.
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Until I met you,
his ferret was going
to be the cover model.
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-Hmm.
-(HISSING)
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All right, let's get Mr. Bunny
on set right away.
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Hmm, Gunther,
bring the sun lamp in close.
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This lamp is amazing.
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It's like bringing the
outside, inside.
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(SCREAMING)
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-(HISSING)
-Take it away, take it away!
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On second thought, we'll shoot
this with unnatural lighting
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to preserve his unnatural
animal magnetizm.
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There. Just act natural
and let us work our magic.
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In three, two, one.
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Chester! Oh.
He's normally so well-behaved.
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(LAUGHING)
Oh, don't worry.
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We see this sort of thing
all the time.
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Aw, Mr. Pussycat.
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Are we a little jealous
of all the attention
Mr. Bunny is getting?
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Well, Gunther has something
very special planned for you.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANING)
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You gotta try this
sunlamp, Chester.
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It's like being on a beach.
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Except, I don't have to
worry about tan lines.
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Ugh, no thanks, Harold.
I'm busy right now.
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Sit right here.
Just like that.
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Now, don't look
into the camera
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and give me a big smile.
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Good!
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Excellent.
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But you're more than a bunny.
You're also a...
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Sleepy bunny!
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Perfect, babe. Fabulous!
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Now, you're fierce. Dangerous.
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Now, offer me oranges.
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Now, offer me apples.
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Oranges. Apples.
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Oranges. Apples.
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Cantaloupes!
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All right. That's a wrap.
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Pure gold! I don't even
need to look to know
we have our cover.
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(GERMAN ACCENT) The film.
The film! It's missing!
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BOTH: What?
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Chester!
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Chester! No, no, no!
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He's not a bad cat, really.
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Oh, I don't blame him my dear.
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I blame myself.
And I blame Gunther.
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Mostly I blame Gunther.
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But all will be well.
We'll try again while Gunther
makes Mr. Kitty comfortable.
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Hmm.
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(GROANING)
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Oh, this sunlamp is intense.
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Good thing Bunnicula's
way over there
away from this lamp
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or he might turn into ash.
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Sunlamp?
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Sunlight! Yes, of course!
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If I just turn the lamp
towards Bunnicula,
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he'll have no choice but
to run away from the camera.
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Harold, do me a favor
and distract Mina
for a few minutes.
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All right. But save my spot.
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Those penguins
have been eying it
since we got here.
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(CHIRPING)
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I called dibs.
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-What's up, Harold?
-(WHIMPERING)
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I took you right before
we got here.
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(WHIMPERING)
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I'll be right back.
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Behave yourselves
while I'm gone.
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Now, hold still Bun and show
your fellow critters
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your real personality.
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Steady. Steady...
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(STRAINING)
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Huh?
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Oh!
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(HISSING)
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(ANIMALS WHIMPERING)
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(SCREAMING) My weave!
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My beautiful weave!
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(SQUEAKING)
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(CATS YOWLING)
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-(ROARING)
-(CHICKENS CLUCKING)
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(SIGHS)
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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What happened?
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Bunny? Chester?
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-You guys okay?
-There you are!
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I want you to see this.
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Gosh, Mr. Bogota,
I hope everything's all right?
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All right? All right?
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Everything is...
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Fabulous!
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Just look at these photos.
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Look at the terror your
rabbit brought out
in these animals eyes.
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These are the finest pictures
I've ever taken.
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But you can't see Bunnicula
in any of them.
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Precisely! It is the very
absence of Bunnicula
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which makes these
so revolutionary.
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I can't thank you or your
wonderful pets enough.
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Phew!
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MINA: Guess what guys?
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00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,101
The Fancy-Pants calendar
has arrived.
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00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:35,230
And Bunnicula, you're famous!
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00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,435
And that's not even
the best part.
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00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:39,237
I got a letter from Mr. Bogota
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and he wants us to be
in next year's calendar too.
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And this time,
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it's space themed!
(GIGGLES)
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Now, the first thing
we gotta do is get some
space suits put together.
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I think we can make
helmets out of these...
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