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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SNARLING)
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(GIGGLING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(BLOWS)
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Hey, Chester. Why so glum?
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Oh. It's nothing.
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Aw, come on, Chester.
You know you could
tell us anything.
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-Open up.
-Yeah.
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It's just that every year,
right around this time,
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I get a little lovesick,
is all.
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What with all the blossoms
and the warm spring air
and the pheromones.
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They're everywhere!
It's maddening!
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It makes a man crazy!
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I'm so desperately alone.
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-Ooh, Chester wants
a girlfriend.
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Hey, come on.
You guys already had
your love stories.
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What about me, huh?
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What about lonely,
lonely Chester?
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PATCHES: What about
super-awesome Patches?
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Who was that?
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-HAROLD: It's Patches.
-(BUNNICULA BABBLES)
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Hey, I'm Patches.
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I'm a Weredude.
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♪ Patches, a Weredude, yes, he's back
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♪ He's the hefty hairy man who is also a cat
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♪ When the moon is full it rearranges his fat
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♪ It makes a magic transformation wherever he's at
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♪ He's Patches ♪
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Hey, Chester. Hey, Bunnicula.
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Hey, uh... The... The dog.
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How's it going?
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Oh, Chester was just
talking about how alone he is
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and something about
"ferret-moans."
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Pheromones!
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And I wouldn't have to lament
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if I only knew
how to impress the ladies.
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(SNICKERS)
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Chester, women aren't so hard.
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I have a girlfriend.
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-You do?
-No, not technically.
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But, look.
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You can see her.
She's right over there.
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CHESTER: Wow.
PATCHES: No, no, no,
not her.
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PATCHES: Her.
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Her name is Elvira.
I met her
during the last full moon.
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I think I'm in love with her.
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But I can't see her
if I'm a human.
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Until the moon
changes me back,
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all I can do is leave tokens
of my affection
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while she sleeps.
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At least you have someone.
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I just wish
I could be like you
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and know how to play the game.
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PATCHES:
Wouldn't that be something?
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If only we could find a solution to each other's problems.
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Ah-ha!
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(GIRL SHRIEKING)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Uh...
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(MOANS AND GROANS)
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-(ANGRILY) Why?
-Whoa.
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You look just like me.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GROANS)
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What... What the...
All right, you.
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You wanna maybe explain
your rationality behind this!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Oh, I get it.
Chester stands in for Patches
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and gets Elvira
to fall in love with him
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and then Chester can learn
basic dating etiquette
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-so he can finally
call himself a man.
-Yeah.
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Wait, you... You mean,
pretending to be you
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on a date? A real date?
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Hey, you said
you wanted to learn.
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Well, now is your chance,
Chester.
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Someone's gotta make her
fall in love with me.
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You can do it, Chester.
Do it for me.
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You're right, Patches.
I'm gonna do this.
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For you and for me.
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Yeah.
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-(WHISPERS)
But don't kiss her.
-Kiss her?
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(NERVOUSLY) Oh, I just hope
I can get her attention
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and, of course,
help my Weredude buddy.
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Chester,
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you're my boy.
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Okay, Elvira's waiting.
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Here, give her this
mouse I caught.
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(COUGHING)
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I don't know if I can do this.
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Relax. There's only one thing
you need to know
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when it comes to the ladies.
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Always be awesome.
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-Uh...
-(CHUCKLES) All right.
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Make her swoon, buddy.
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Ahhh!
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Uh, oh... Hello.
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Uh... Oh, hi.
I'm, uh... Patches.
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Um... Uh...
Here. This is for you.
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(GASPING) This is madness.
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Madness!
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(BOTH NERVOUSLY CHUCKLE)
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Um...
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Uh... So, you, uh, like, uh...
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Comic books?
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Comic books? Oh... Oh, my.
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As a matter of fact,
I rather love comic books.
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Wow, really? Me... Me too.
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Yeah, and nothing goes better
with reading, than...
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BOTH:
Listening to Lounge Jazz.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(BOTH SIGH)
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Hey, you know something?
You're pretty cool.
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-Duh.
-(LAUGHS)
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Yes. Let us continue the date.
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Uh... Patches?
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Yeah, I... I'm Patches.
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The ground. It's ever so far.
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Would you help me down?
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(GULPS) Uh... Yes, of course.
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Alley-oop, my love.
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Oh, your arms are so
big and strong, Patches.
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(LAUGHING) My arms.
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Uh... Come on.
Let us, uh, go...
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Frolic about and such.
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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Uh, Dad?
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There's a strange man
talking to the animals.
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FATHER: Only in America.
(CHUCKLES)
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(SIGHS)
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Chester sure has been doing
a good job
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keeping Elvira
in love with me.
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Though there is something
that we've noticed,
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that, maybe,
you're not aware of.
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What? That Chester is
the best wingman in the world
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and would do anything
for his brother, man?
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(CHUCKLES)
I already knew that.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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No, no, no.
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You... You're both crazy.
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I... I need to go.
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-(SCREAMS)
-(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Let him go, Bunnicula.
He'll understand soon enough.
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Oh, Patches.
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These past few days
have been so wonderful.
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And I must say,
I thought you were
handsome before,
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but now I find you
even more attractive.
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(NERVOUSLY CHUCKLES)
Yeah, about all that.
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There's something
you don't know about me,
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and I wanna be honest with you
about it, but I...
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I don't know how.
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What you talking about,
Chester?
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Can't it wait?
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The moon will soon be out
and it will be ever so full.
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Won't that be lovely and good,
Patches?
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Yeah, see, my situation
kind of involves the moon.
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And, well, I... I, uh...
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You know what they say
about the full moon,
don't you?
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(SOFTLY) They say it causes
madness.
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Uh... Uh... I, uh...
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(MOANS)
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(GASPS)
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(BOTH MOANING)
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(CRYING)
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I can't believe
Chester betrayed me.
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(YELLING)
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(CONTINUES YELLING)
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(CAT YOWLING)
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CHESTER:
This is the real deal, you guys.
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It just feels right, you know?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Oh, Bunnicula.
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I don't expect
you to understand
what Elvira and I share.
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It's a pure love.
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Uh, okay, but, uh...
What about Patches?
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-(DOOR CREAKING)
-What about Patches, indeed.
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Whoa!
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(GROANS)
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Patches, um... There...
There's no need to get upset.
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You used my own advice
against me
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and acted too awesome.
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Now you're trying to steal
Elvira from me.
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But, I won't let you.
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-(GRUNTING)
-Whoa. Hey, what...
What're you...
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Ow! Quit it!
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Should we do something,
Bunnicula?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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(GRUNTING AND YOWLING)
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You can't accept
that I make a better Patches
than you.
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Nuh-uh. You make me
sound like a Hobbit.
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(GROANING)
People love Hobbits!
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(SCREAMING AND YOWLING)
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(GROWLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(YELLING)
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(GROANING AND GRUNTING)
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-BOTH: Huh?
-(GRUNTING)
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BOTH: Elvira!
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You know it's me, babe.
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Don't let this faker
steal you away.
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I share your interests,
Elvira.
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Jazz, lavender soap,
comic books.
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Choose me, Elvira.
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PATCHES: Choose me, Elvira.
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CHESTER: Choose me.
PATCHES: Choose me.
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CHESTER: Choose me.
PATCHES: No, choose me, man.
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BOTH: Choose me!
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(GROANING)
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BOTH: Elvira!
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I can't believe it.
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She fainted
from her own indecision.
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Uh, you guys?
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She probably fell over
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'cause she's just
a bag of sand
with a balloon tied to it.
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Harold, how could you
say that about Elvira?
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Yeah, she's not an object.
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She's a real live woman.
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She's the most beautiful woman
I've ever know...
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Oh...
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How... What...
When did this...
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How long has Elvira been
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a bag of sand
with a balloon tied to it?
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The whole time.
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(LAUGHING)
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This is madness! Madness!
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Uh... (MOANS)
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BOTH: Choose me!
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(WHIZZING)
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BOTH: Elvira!
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(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
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But our love was real.
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How can this happen?
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Well, I don't know.
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I guess you could chalk it up
to the loneliness,
wishful thinking
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and all those fairy-moans.
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Pheromones.
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You know what, Chester?
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Maybe we don't need
to be in love,
in order to be happy.
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Yeah.
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(CHUCKLES)
And it's pretty funny.
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I'd say we looked
equally ridiculous.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Hey, yeah. When does
that disguise wear off?
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(PUFFING)
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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-(GROANS)
-Don't worry.
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I got you covered.
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Thanks.
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That's what friends are for.
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