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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(GIGGLING)

¶ Mixing up mixing all the flavors

¶ Mixing up mixing all the flavors ¶

Mmm! Smells good!

This recipe calls for a classic horror film.

Ha-ha! Fangs of Terror.

One of my favorites!

The vampire has no chance against garlic!

No, the infernal plant!

My powers!

I feel them fading away.

Ooh! (LAUGHS)

Uh. (COUGHS)

That's not, uh, interesting at all Not at all.

MINA: Oh, guys?

(ROARING)

-(BOTH GASPING) -Shh.

She's about to drop food.

(GIGGLING) Sorry, Chester.

I forgot you're such a 'fraidy-cat.

(SLURPS)

(SPLAT)

Ooh, finally! (GULPING)

Wait! Hey!

(MEOWS)

Chester! Sorry, buddy, but noodles aren't for cats.

(MINA SINGING)

Pssh! Come on!

That's just so specie-ist.

Ooh, but I do have something here that a bunny named Bunnicula would like.

Check out this big, juicy onion.

-(TALKING GIBBERISH) -Gross! An onion. Ugh!

Wait. Oh, this could be bad.

-(CHOMPING) -(CHESTER GASPS)

I don't know what's going to happen.

I don't like not knowing what's going to happen.

What's gonna happen?

Oh, Chester?

I found something here I think you're gonna like.

Will it make him exude an eye-stinging gas

or give him ultra-offensive breath?

Like, I mean, I can't take that!

I mean, I already deal with you, Harold.

(SLURPING)

Ahh. (SMACKING)

(SNIFFS) Watch out, Bunnicula.

These onions are extra strong.

(CHESTER WHIMPERS)

(SNIFFING)

(CRYING)

Oh, Bunny!

You're so cute.

Look at his little eyes.

Oh, don't move. I gotta get a picture of this.

Phone, phone, phone! Where's my phone?

-(CRYING) -Aw. Ah, geez!

Bunnicula, don't cry.

(CHESTER GROANS)

I told you that onion would be no good. I knew it and now...

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

Do me! Do me!

(CHUCKLING)

I gotta find a way to stop this from happening again.

Ooh, garlic! Like in Fangs of Terror, of course.

This should prove to be a very interesting experiment.

(GAGGING)

(HUMMING)

(CLEARS THROAT) Now where did Mina put that garlic?

Ooh, here it is.

Man, life is gonna be so much better

once Bunnicula's powers are drained.

Hey, Harold, catch!

Uh, what am I supposed to do with this?

It's a tear-stopper.

Oh, of course!

How does it work?

(SQUEAKING)

Oh, okay. Hold still, Bunnick. Boop-doop!

(GRUMBLES)

(SNIFFLES)

(CACKLING)

(SLURPING)

Ahh! (TALKING GIBBERISH)

(GAGGING)

(LAUGHING) It's working.

(GROANING)

Ta-da!

(SHRIEKS)

Ahh, gross! That is not what I expected.

Uh, I can't let Mina see him like this.

She'll be terrified.

Yeah, Bunnick, not a good look for you.

Ahh, what do we do?

She's gonna be back any second.

(GRUNTING)

Ha-ha! Whoa!

-(SHUDDERING) -It's a skeleton shower, ha! Boink, ow!

Harold, this isn't funny. We gotta hide all these bones.

-(CHUCKLING) Gotcha! -(BUNNICULA'S SKULL CACKLING)

(CHUCKLING) No!

Harold, stop playing around.

That tickled!

Okay, I think I got all of them.

I found my phone!

Ah! Oh, crud!

(GRUNTING) Ha-ha!

Marsha uses way too many emoticons.

Okay, get ready!

Huh, where did Bunnicula go?

Weird. Better check on my sauce.

¶ Mix it up Mix in all the flavors ¶

Ah! Oh, no!

¶ Mix it better than ¶

-Huh? -(GULPS)

-Hey, Chester, what're you up to, buddy? -(CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTING)

(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)

Might be time for a vet check-up. Huh?

(CHUCKLES)

Yeah, we're due.

(GAGGING)

(LAUGHING)

(GROANING)

(RATTLING)

You're free to roam, little skeleton

(GRUNTING)

(STRAINING)

(CHUCKLING)

Hmm. We gotta find a way to make his hair grow back.

What a pretty flower. Hmm.

Oh, I know! I know, I know, I know!

Incoming!

(HUMMING)

(LAUGHING)

Ah!

What are you doing?

I'm watering Bunnicula.

You know, so his hair grows back.

(SPLASH)

Harold, that only works for living plants,

not supernatural animals.

Oh, it's getting late.

Mina always snuggles Bunnicula before bed.

We gotta fix him before it's too late.

There's a couple of things she's bound to notice.

Great spaghetti, Mina!

Thanks, Dad.

Hey, let's go.

(RATTLING)

Until your hair grows back, we need a temporary solution.

-Let's see. (MUTTERS) -Hmm.

(TALKING GIBBERISH)

Ha-ha, okay!

(RATTLING)

(TALKING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHING)

(CLANGING)

Strike! (CHUCKLES)

-(BONES RATTLING) -(WHIRRING)

Ah! (TALKING GIBBERISH)

Gimme back your head. I wanna do it again.

Harold, it's almost bedtime.

Okay, uh, ha!

That's not bad at all.

It's definitely missing something.

Ah, I got it!

This puffy thing humans wash themselves with.

It'll be perfect as a bunny tail. Boop!

(TALKING GIBBERISH)

Well what do you think, Harold?

He doesn't look like a skeleton anymore.

Now he looks more like a wallaby.

Have you ever even seen a wallaby?

I don't know, but I know they don't look like Bunnicula.

Okay, well, maybe this will help.

Oh, my goodness! He has the face of an angel.

MINA: Chester, Harold, Bun-Bun!

-CHESTER: She's coming! -MINA: Where are my little babies?

Oh, here you are!

Aren't you guys being little creepers in the dark?

I'm getting ready for bed and then it's snuggle time!

Phew! The disguise worked.

Harold, go stall her.

All right!

-And you, come with me. -(LAUGHING)

(HUMMING)

(GROWLS)

-(LAUGHS) -(RATTLING)

(BARKING)

You want a bath? That's not like you.

Hmm, okay.

Well, garlic got us into this mess

so it makes sense that there should be an antidote vegetable,

like a vegetable that has skin,

which you know, once drained will give you skin.

Right? I guess that makes sense.

Ugh, take this off.

Let's see what we got here. (HUMMING)

(GIGGLING) Rub-a-dub-dub, Harold!

Okay, get ready. It's rinse time.

(WOOFING)

I gotta find an antidote, quick!

I can hear her rinsing Harold already! (PANTING)

Here's a potato. It has skin. Uh, try it out.

I'll keep looking and you keep draining.

-One of these has gotta work! -(SLURPING)

(LIQUID TRICKLING)

(SLURPING)

(TALKING GIBBERISH)

Hold still, Harold.

(GIGGLES)

(SNORTING)

Maybe I'll give Bunnicula a bath before bed, too.

Ooh, you're awfully playful today aren't you, buddy?

-(HUMMING) -(THUD)

What are you doing?

Oh, Harold! You can be so weird sometimes.

(GASPS) I better warn Chester.

-(SLURPING) -Keep draining those vegetables, Bunnicula.

One of them's bound to work.

(SLURPING) Ahh!

(CHOMP)

-(LIQUID TRICKLING) -Ahh!

The vegetable juice. It's just going right through you!

Hey, guys! Oh, this looks good.

Harold, what are you doing here?

You're supposed to be stalling Mina!

Oh. Oh, yeah!

-She's coming. -What?

Bath time, Bunnicula.

What is going on here?

You guys get into the fridge again?

(CACKLING)

Look at this mess! Whoa!

Mina!

(GROANING) Huh?

Uh, what?

Am I seeing things? Bun-Bun?

(CHUCKLES) Whoa, I must have hit my head on the way down.

For a second you looked like a weird little skeleton.

Oh, I love you so much!

I'd even love you if you were a little skeleton.

Ah, forgot about this mess you made.

(TRILLS)

Aw, I can't stay mad at you!

(MOCKING) Oh, you're so cute, Bunnicula. Come on!

Well, I better start cleaning it up. Where's that mop?

So, what the heck is wrong with you, man?

I mean, all this time it was just a simple zip-zip, zip-zip?

What were you thinking?

(LAUGHING)

-(TALKING GIBBERISH) -(ZIPPING)

CHESTER: Okay, okay, I get it. I get it! I see you.

(LAUGHING)

Make no bones about it. That was pretty humerus.

(LAUGHING)

You get? You get it?

'Cause of "humerus"? It's a bone!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Okay, Bunnicula, I forgive you this time.

You creepy little monkey.

-Aw, bring it in! Bring it in! -No, I don't wanna.

Okay. Bringing it in. (SIGHS)

Harold, I can forgive Bunnicula,

but I will never forgive you for telling that horrible joke.

Okay. Shh, shh, shh, shh. I've heard that one before.

(TALKING GIBBERISH)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)