All language subtitles for Betty.En.NY.S01E115_English

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Oh, Patri, you look so beautiful!

Nicolas.

Champagne, Patricia?

-Good evening.
-Armando?

Mr. Armando!

Would you like to have a drink with us?

Yes, of course.

Betty, I want to congratulate you

for everything you've accomplished.

Congratulations on your new life.

You're not only the president
of my family's company,

you're also the image
of a European company.

Joaquin, thank you.

You're the best boss she's ever had.

You truly appreciate her, unlike others.

Why are you doing this to me, Betty?

You not only brought him to V&M
for everyone to see,

you also brought him home!

I know I deserve it, but you
don't know how I feel.

Is it so hard to understand
that I love you?

That's why I'm here,
begging you to love me back.

Begging you to come back.

What do I have to do?

Plaster your picture all over the city?

What do I do?

You can't come to my house
and pick a fight.

My parents are out there.

Yes, I saw your mom applauds
everything Joaquin does.

But he doesn't love you like I do!

Stop it.

You have your life and I have mine.

Tell me you don't love me
and I'll leave.

I know it's not true, though.

You learned to lie thanks to me.

Well, you're wrong.

My feelings for you have changed.

That's a lie!

"I don't know
what to do anymore.

My heart makes me doubt myself.

When I remember how he's hurt me,
I can't forgive him."

Those are my words!

I wrote that in my...

Did you read my diary?

Armando, you read my diary?

My dear Joaquin,
can you explain the meaning

of the ad campaign that's using
my daughter's face?

I took those pictures
while we were working

on opening my store in Miami.

So you did it without her consent?

Demetrio, please don't be that way.

Don't worry, ma'am.

I understand Demetrio
and share his concern.

That's why I have this for Betty.

I'll give it to her as soon
as she gets back.

Why are you giving her
all this money?

It's payment for being
the face of my campaign.

She deserves that
and a whole lot more.

So... shall we toast?

You read my diary!
How'd you get into the app?

That doesn't matter.

What matters is that I wanted
to know how you felt about me.

No, no...

How did you do it? Tell me!

I don't know.

Someone had accessed the app
and I couldn't help myself.

I know what I did was wrong...

Someone? Who?

It doesn't matter.

How could you stoop so low, Armando?

That was private.
You had no right to do that.

I know and I'm sorry.
I did it out of desperation.

I just wanted to know
how you felt.

I can't believe this.

You never tire of taking advantage
of me, do you?

You think you have the right
to come into my life

whenever you want,
but that's not true.

And now you invade my privacy.
Are you serious?

You're absolutely right.
Please forgive me.

What do I do
for you to forgive me?

What's going on here?

What did you do
to my daughter now?

Leave.

I thought you'd run out of ways
to hurt me,

but you always find another.

Don't come back to my house.

Leave.

-Oh.
-What's wrong?

The pain is coming back.
It's like I'm getting a cramp.

A cramp?
That's normal.

A muscle relaxant
will help with that,

but if you want, I can
teach you a few stretches

that'll keep the cramps away.

Oh, yeah?

-If you want, that is.
-Yes, of course.

-May I?
-Oh?

I need your leg.

Easy.
Now, breathe in.

Inhale deeply, okay?

Now, exhale.
Perfect.

Inhale.

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but I wanted to say goodbye
to my friend.

I'm going home.

Great.

Ramiro was teaching me a stretch

to keep the cramps at bay.

Yes.

Yes.

Marianita, would you like me
to take you home?

Oh, no, no.

Her boyfriend Giovanny
sees her home every evening.

Oh!

I didn't know you two
were dating.

No?
Oh, that's old news.

They live together.

Right?

I imagine they know each other
inside and out.

Don't mind her.
We don't.

We don't.

-Hello!
-Hey.

-Well, let's go, bro.
-Sure.

Babe, do you need a ride?

Shall we get going,
my dear boyfriend?

Yes, of course,
girlfriend of mine.

We're taking my bike and
it's built for only two.

In other words,
my girlfriend and me.

I love you.
I love you so much.

Let's leave so they can say
how much they love each other,

that they can't live
without the other,

and so they can decide
what Puerto Rican dish

to have for lunch tomorrow.

Oh, man!

If you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go.

No, no.

We still haven't had dinner,
Mr. Armando.

No, Dad.
He has to go.

Yes.

-Ramos.
-Mendoza.

-Excuse me.
-Take care.

What's wrong, Nico?

Why are you sad?

Um...

It's nothing, Ms. Juli.

I'm here to tell Betty that...

I was wrong about that thing.

-You were right.
-Oh, no.

How are you?
How'd it go with your thing?

Well... I'll tell you
about it later.

No, you won't be telling him
about it later.

Nicolas, I want you to meet
my friend Joaquin de Quiroz.

Joaquin, this is Nicolas.

Nice to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you.
Betty's told me a lot about you.

Nice to meet you, man!
It's a pleasure!

Enough of that!

Don't be a hypocrite.

I know you still
don't trust each other,

but you have to be
thick as thieves.

Know why?

Because Joaquin is paying
my daughter to use her likeness.

-You don't say!
-That's why he's here.

He's here to face us
like a real man would.

That's right.

Dad, what do you mean...?
I think there's been a mistake.

You don't have to pay me.

No, Betty.
Your father's right.

If you're the face
of a campaign,

then it's only fair
you receive compensation.

I brought you this.
Tell me if it's enough.

Yes?

You're going
to accept it, Betty.

You're better off as a model
then as president of a company.

You're making so much more!

I'm a model too!

I'll model underwear
or whatever you want.

-Here.
-When's the casting call?

Keep the check.

I insist.

Joaquin, please.

-No.
-Ow!

See?
You're keeping it.

That's right.

It's a shame and I'm very sorry,
but you have to leave.

We can't accept your invitation
because guess what,

the boys have school and soccer.

Such a shame, really.

Oh, I almost forgot!
I got you a wedding present.

See?
She's not so bad, lovebug.

-Oh, my "Gas"!
-How exciting!

-I'm going to close my eyes.
-You ready?

-No, but...
-Are you ready?

Ta-dah!

-Mom, please don't!
-Yes, yes.

Your dad knows this dog
isn't the right fit for you.

It's dangerous.
It bit him too.

Right, right.
You're heartless.

That dog is
incredibly beautiful.

I picked it out myself.

You don't say!

And that's precisely why
it's leaving with you.

You know, you should teach it
not to bite trash.

You're a bad person.

Let's go.

Let's get out of here, cutie.

See ya!

Sweetie.

-What's wrong?
- Oh, my God!

It bit me, lovebug! It bit my finger!

It ate the ring!
I can't believe this!

It swallowed it!

She'll look like this without her ring.

Joaquin, I'd like to be able
to understand and know

why you used my picture
for your ad campaign.

Be honest, though.

It was a unique way
of getting your attention.

Betty, I'm here for you.

I want to have a chance
to be with you.

-But I'm still not sure...
-I won't pressurize you.

You know I like
to let things happen.

If it's meant to happen, it will.

That's why I'm going
to stay here for a while.

And now we're going to pretend
this chat never happened.

All right.

Betty, I'd like to talk business
with you.

-What?
-I'll tell you about it tomorrow.

Now let's be like we were
that day in South Beach.

Just friends.

-Friends who hold hands.
-Of course!

And kiss.

Girls, when Hugo sees
what you did to this place

he's going to have a heart attack.

We should invite him to our
mellowed out and relaxed workshop.

No, Sandrita. Why?

It'll be too difficult to get
him to relax now.

Not even an elephant tranquilizer
will do the trick.

Wasn't he starting to come out
of his depression?

Yes, he was doing so much better,

but then that degenerate wrote
to him again and he got worse.

I'm scared for him now.

What if Betty decides to replace him

with the new designer
who came to see her

and Hugo loses his job?

No, Inesita. Don't worry about that.

The only thing we stand
to lose is our president.

That hunk is totally after Betty.

Is that so?

Like Gloria Estefan once said,
hear my voice.

How'd it go with David?

I didn't remember that opera
being so long

and I didn't understand
a thing, Marce.

I used my translating app
but it doesn't translate Latin.

It's in Italian, Patricia.

Oh, that makes so much sense.

Whatever. It doesn't matter.

As long as he continues
taking me to nice places,

they can speak Chinese
for all I care.

Are you going to continue
to see him?

I mean, he's old.

And why should I care
that he's old, Marce?

The older they are, the bigger
their bank account.

Why are you making that face?
Nothing pleases you.

If he's crass, it's a problem.
If he's old, it's a problem.

You want me to remain single
the rest of my life?

Sorry.
It was just my opinion.

Besides, you're no old maid.

You're a divorcée,
which gives you a better status.

I'm an old maid.

Marce, where are you going?
That's not your office.

I know.

Oh, that smells so nice!

Yes, it's my natural musk.

Are you having breakfast?

Yes.

Alone.

What's with him?

I imagine you have
a great explanation as to why

you're featured on
a competitor's billboards.

Did you know
that as president of V&M

that poses
a conflict of interest?

It doesn't.

First, I didn't work for V&M
when the pictures were taken.

Secondly, Joaquin's brand
doesn't target our demographic.

It didn't, until you arrived
with your cheap ideas.

And by the way, those ideas
will bankrupt us.

Sorry, but you're
already bankrupt.

The diva has spoken.

Do you think yourself powerful
because you're on a billboard?

Well, let me tell you, Beatriz,

that models are just hangers
used to showcase clothing.

Nothing else.

Exactly.
That's what I've always said.

I agree.

That's why instead of being
a model, I preside over V&M.

I have to get back to work,
Ms. Marcela.

You should do the same.

Good morning, Ricardo.

Come on in, Esteban.
How may I help you?

I'm here to pick up
the paperwork.

What paperwork?

The one Maria Lucia
asked me to draw up

so you could manage her money.

Right, the power of attorney.

Yes, the power of attorney.

Do you have it?
Did you sign it?

Yes, I did,
but I left it at home.

That's a shame, Ricardo.

I need it now so the bank can
transfer the money to you.

Okay.

As soon as I have a minute,
I'll go home and get it for you.

Good.

Let me know when you're ready
so I can come pick it up.

Have a great day.

Hey.

Where were you?
Are you avoiding me?

No, I just had a lot
of work to do.

Right, I can imagine.

Esteban told me
the paperwork is ready

and that all that's left
is for me to sign it.

Where is it?

I left it at my place.

Okay, no problem.
I can have someone get it.

No, there's no problem.

I thought it over and I'm not
so sure about this anymore.

Why is that, honey?
What's making you doubt?

Where were you
last night, Ricardo?

My apartment.
Why?

Yesterday I saw you
leave with a model

and I'm guessing
you spent the night with her.

There's no need to be jealous.
I only have eyes for you.

I spoke with her for bit
and then I went home to rest.

I can imagine.

Maybe I need time to rest
and think things over.

Why don't we talk
about this later?

I'm a little busy right now.
Excuse me.

Thank you.

What are your intentions
with Betty?

Excuse you!

What I want with her
is my problem.

Plus, as far as I know,

there's nothing going on
between you two.

Betty's a single woman.

Stay away from Betty.

Armando, you lost your right
to say that when you used her.

What?

Yes, I know everything.

If you think I'll stay away
from Betty, you're dead wrong.

I'll be in her life as long
as she wants me there.

Betty's mine.
I found her! I discovered her!

Oh, please!
All you've done is hurt her.

I was the one who discovered
the real Betty.

A Betty who wants nothing to do
with you, by the way.

That's not true.

It is.

And get used to seeing me around

because I'm not leaving her side
for one second.

An interview?

Yes, on a Telemundo
entertainment show.

That's where you and Joaquin
will make

your first appearance together
on TV.

No, I'm no good at that.

Cameras make me nervous,
my palms get sweaty...

I'll feel uncomfortable.

Betty, get this
through your head.

The camera loves you!

Plus, it'll be
a great opportunity

to advertise V&M's new line.

Hello!

Flowers for the most
beautiful woman there is.

-Me?
-You.

I was just telling Betty
about the show.

You said yes, right?

We were just getting to that.
What do you say?

Um...

Yes.
I'll do it.

It's a good opportunity.
I have to prepare, though.

When will it be?

Today.

What?

Oh, no!

Ms. Mariana, look at this
poor printing job.

The printer's out of toner
and I don't know what to do.

-Please help me.
-Yes, of course.

Sometimes it gets stuck and...
Let me check it out.

Let's see.

Oh!

I'm sorry.

Sorry, sorry!

-Oh, God.
-It's fine.

Let me help you.

It's fine.

It's fine.

I'm sorry to interrupt.
Sorry, Marianita.

It's fine.
It was just an accident.

I'll be in the restroom
cleaning my shirt.

Of course.

It was just an accident,
Mariana.

An accident.
Excuse me.

Give someone else a chance.

No, sweetheart.
I can explain.

Yeah?
I don't know how.

Marianita, I hate showing up
when you're... making a move.

Poor Giovas, though.
You should tell him.

You don't want all of them
showing up at once.

Excuse me.

She's jealous.

Guess who's going to be on TV.
I'm being interviewed, Nicolas!

Call my mom.
Tell her to turn the TV on.

What?

Betty, I've tried to figure out

who hacked your diary

and I still can't find an answer.

It's practically impossible to do.

Help me think.

Who do you think
it could've been?

Who could be so interested
in your life and so mad at you?

Daniel Valencia?

No, Daniel Valencia
hates Mr. Armando.

Why would he help him
by giving him that information?

Marcela Valencia?

No, no. That makes no sense.

She would never
give Armando something

that tells him that I love him.

Then who, Betty?

I know who it is!
I know who's mad at me.

See? It did it again.

I need to talk to Mr. Ricardo.

Do we have anything pending?

Sandra, please.

What can I do for you, Beatriz?

I need to search your computer.

-My computer?
-Uh-huh.

Mr. Ricardo, I'm asking you nicely.

Please let me review your files.

If you don't, I'll have
someone from IT do it.

-Excuse me.
-Wait, wait.

Where do you think you're going?

What makes you think I'm going
to let you go through my files?

-What's the matter with you?
-Stop trying to fool me.

Do you think I don't know
you read my diary?

You hacked the app I use!
Why did you do it?

I really don't know
what you're talking about.

Allow me to make a suggestion.

Relax. Calm down.

A man like you will always
be a liar, a traitor.

An also-ran.

Hold on. What did you call me?

An also-ran.

Isn't it true?

You're Armando's
second-in-command.

You're by his side,
his best friend, his accomplice...

his bro.

But you're not even
good enough to be that.

A real friend doesn't betray
like you're betraying him.

Hey, watch what
you're saying, Beatriz!

You may be president of V&M,
but don't mess with me.

You're in that post
because I put you there.

Is that so?

And not because your plans
went awry?

The ugly and stupid Beatriz
was smarter than you

and didn't fall for your trap.

Oh, Beatriz, Beatriz, Beatriz.

You can't talk to me like that.

I know very well who you are.

I know women like you.
You're worthless.

You give yourself
to one man for life.

Isn't that what you wrote
in your diary?

"Armando made me feel
like a woman."

You son of a bitch.

How could you?

You think you know me,
but I know you.

You're not the successful
businessman you claim to be.

You're a fraud and a loser.

What's going on?

I don't know.
Ask her.

This woman has gone mad.

I'd love to wish you ill,
but that's not who I am.

Also... he's your worst enemy.

Spy on me again
and I'll report you both.

Ladies, sit down
so you won't fall over.

I'm talking to the latest it
designer Joaquin de Quiroz.

Thank you for having us,
beautiful.

We're honored to be here.

I'm not here alone.

I'm here with the most
crucial piece of my collection.

Beatriz Rincon.

It's a pleasure
to have you, Betty.

And for those of you
who don't recognize her,

Beatriz Rincon is very famous
right now.

She's president of V&M
and the face of Joaquin de Quiroz's

new line,
Women Under Construction.

I'd like to point out she's not
just the face of the campaign,

but the inspiration
and driving force behind it.

That sounds very intriguing.

Betty, tell us more.

How did you and Joaquin
start working together?

Where did you meet?

During a robbery.

A robbery?

You were being robbed
and he saved you?

No, on the contrary.
She saved me.

Woo!

Hold on.

I just received a question
from our studio

and you can't leave
without answering it.

Is it true that
your relationship

is more than just professional?

Well, if by that you mean
that Beatriz is my muse, then yes.

What artist doesn't fall in love

with the woman who inspires him?

We have an exclusive!

Joaquin de Quiroz is in love
with Beatriz Rincon!

What about you, Betty?
How do you feel about Joaquin?

Joaquin... changed my life.

He taught me to be confident,

helped me recover
my self-esteem,

and he helped me realize
how amazing I am.

I'm very proud
to have taken part

in Women Under Construction.

You heard it here, everyone.

That was so corny, bro.

I'm a woman under construction.

No, you're destruction
incarnate, uggo.

-You're uglier than...
-Shut up!

Leave her alone!

I need to get my passport
and a black dress

because those two
are getting married in Spain.

Do you think we'll be invited?

Obviously!

We're obviously going to be
her maids of honor.

Do you think she'll say yes?

Of course!

When speaking the language
of love, words aren't necessary.

It's the age of trolls.

I think we have to accept
that we've lost this battle.

Being ugly is in.

Don't say such nonsense,
Patricia.

That troll won't intimidate us
with her lies.

You should care a little more.

She stole your man and company
because you didn't care.

Very soon she'll have her
boyfriend as our designer.

Who?
Joaquin?

In V&M?
No way!

Think about it, Marce.
This is like an invasion.

That hottie likes trolls,
but he's a great designer.

It'd make sense for him
to take over Hugo's position.

So... keep your eyes wide open.

You wouldn't want to end up
living on the streets.

Or on a rooftop somewhere...
with me.

Time to eat, Hugui.

I don't want anything, Inesita.

I will never design again.

I don't have the talent
or the she's got it factor.

My muses have died.

I no longer have my magic touch.

It's okay, Huguito.
Get some rest.

You know, I'd rather have you
here than at the office.

Don't even think
about stopping by.

Have your soup.
It's really good.

Why don't you want me
to stop by V&M?

Because some ugly things
have been happening.

Try the soup and relax,
sweetheart.

What things?

Why do you ask?

You chose to leave
all that behind

and that was
the smartest thing for you.

You don't need to stoop so low,
Hugo Lombardi.

You said you wouldn't
look back, and you know what?

I support you.

This is so annoying.
I keep getting messages.

Ines, what is Beatriz doing
with Joaquin de Quiroz?

What are she and Joaquin
de Quiroz doing at V&M?

Oh, stop.
V&M isn't for you, Hugo.

Stop fighting a war
you know you can't win.

I just hope that new designer
treats me well.

What?

What do you mean you hope
the new designer treats you well?

What's going on at V&M?
Why is Joaquin de Quiroz there?

I demand an answer, Ines.

Look, I can accept
that you want to try...

Please listen to my phrasing.

That you want to try
to take my job,

but for you to have fallen
in love with a troll...

The horror!

That really is unethical
for a designer.

It's like Marco Solis
always says.

What is this world coming to?

Hugo, calm down.

We won't let Joaquin
take your job.

And we won't let him
seduce Betty!

What?

It's obvious
that he's manipulating her.

There's nothing for him
to do in this company.

-Nothing.
-Show Joaquin some respect.

As president of this company,

I get to decide who works here
and who doesn't.

I think Joaquin would do
a great job taking over for Hugo.

Me? But...

Yes, you have a lot of experience

when it comes to designing
for real women.

I think you can do it.
It's a very smart idea.

An idea you had planned
this whole time.

Your heart... is made of stone

and you have a block of ice
for a soul.

That's why you were
cozying up to me.

You were getting ready
to stab me in the back later.

You can think
whatever you want, Mr. Hugo.

What we really need is someone
who'll design the line.

-It doesn't matter who.
-I'd love to do it.

We've already discussed
some of my ideas, haven't we?

I want to use
nylon and polyester.

What?

I'm surprised
you didn't say terlenka.

I won't let you sully my collection
with cheap fabrics.

Oh, so does that mean...
that you're staying?

I never left.

I work here.

Don't even think about coming
by my studio, you Pharisee.

Bye!

These memes are so original.

What's this?

Lombardi girls,
who made changes to my studio?

Where's my runway?

Please put everything back.

What's going on here?
Is there a problem?

And who are you?

I'm the trainer hired
for the stress-relief classes.

And you are?

Hugo.

Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry for the trouble.

We'll only be here for a day.

Ms. Maria Lucia put this together

to improve the environment
in the office and among employees.

You can join us if you like.
I'll take care of it.

You? You'll take care of me?

You can give me... a private class?

Um... yes.

Hugo, you have
some unfinished business.

Do you remember
Joaquin de Quiroz's line?

Inesita, your timing
is horrendous, but you're right.

I have to get to work.

Let this be the first and last time

you use my studio for your classes.

I don't want you or them here.

Come on, Inesita.

There are too many
distractions here.

Take me away. Pull me away!

Come on, let's go. Take me away.

I need a cold shower.

I'm pitching a tent
south of the equator.

Yes, come on.

The colder, the better.
Get me a bucket of ice.

-You're unbelievable, Beatriz.
-Unbelievable.

Did you think you could make
an important decision

such as replacing our designer
without consulting us?

Who do you think you are
to make such a decision?

Yeah, who?
Marcela's right!

In order to bring in
a new designer,

everyone on the board
has to agree to it.

All right, fine. Are you done?

Oh, I'm sorry!

Don't you realize
what Betty just did?

-What do you mean?
-What did she do?

Thanks to her you have
a designer again.

-What?
-How?

A designer's ego
is his or her weakness.

By threatening Hugo and telling him
I'd be taking over for him,

Beatriz got him out of
his depression or whatever

and got him to feel proud
of his new collection.

Okay, so you weren't planning
on hiring Joaquin?

No, of course not.

Joaquin has
his own clothing line,

stores in the most prestigious
cities in the world,

and he doesn't have the time
or need to work for V&M.

Oh, wow!

If that's the case,
then he shouldn't be here.

Armando, please.

It's okay, beautiful.
I'm used to it by now.

I actually find it
kind of funny.

We can meet wherever we want.
Let's go look for Catalina.

Yes, let's go.

Wow, who would've thought.

Those two make a great couple,
don't they?

Ridiculous.

A campaign created
by that second-rate Spaniard

who isn't known around here?

Maybe he's known in Europe.

He puts on shows
for Mother's Day,

but no one knows him
here in New York.

Ines, have you seen
any of his designs?

I imagine it's advertised
by people who hand out fliers.

Hugui, you really
haven't seen anything?

Of the campaign?

No.
What do you mean?

I'm going to show you something,

but you have to promise
to remain calm.

You're scaring me, Ines.
What's going on?

Come with me.

Ines, what do you want me
to see now?

What?

Focus.

Everyone, put your arms up.

As you exhale,
release the negative energy.

Slowly.
Let the bad vibes go.

Perfect.

Hi.

Are we still on time?

Of course.
We're about to start.

We're so lucky.

Take a seat, please.

Okay, visualize the piñata.

It's a stand-in for the person
you'd like to say something to

but haven't dared to do so.

Okay?

Maybe the person upset you

or maybe you have to thank
this person for their kindness

and haven't done so yet.

Talk to the piñata as if you
were talking to that person.

You have to talk to it
and be honest with it right now.

Are there any volunteers?

Who would like to go first?

Let's see...

Aura Maria, you're up.

No, not me.

My thoughts are
a private matter.

No one will know
who you're talking to.

What matters is that
you let the negative energy out

and channel it
into the piñata.

Come on!

-Yes, go on.
-Chin up.

Um...

You... were the first person
I met when I came to New York.

I remember you taught me
how to navigate the subway,

you showed me
the bargain stores...

Remember that time we went
to Madison Square Garden

and saw Daddy Yankee?
That was great!

I called out his name!

Daddy Yankee,
take a picture with me!

Remember that?

That's nice.

I have so many fond memories
of our times together.

That's why I don't understand
why you'd stab me in the back!

Yes, you stabbed me in the back!

As soon as I turned around,
you...!

You were all over my boyfriend
like a vulture!

You know what, girl?

I swear I would've
taken a bullet for you.

But this is how you pay me back.

You're a bad friend.
You are disloyal!

I hate you, Mariana!

Yes.

Bravo!
That was amazing!

Oh!
Bravo, bravo!

I need another volunteer.

Who's up next?
Come on, we don't have all day.

Who will volunteer next?

Okay.

Stop, stop. Calm down.

Calm down.
Calm down, darling.

Relax.
You were great.

You were great.

-Yes?
-I'm very happy with your work.

Give it up for her.
Come on.

Great job, sweetheart.

Okay, who's up next?

Patricia, go on.

-Me?
-Yes.

No, no!

Listen, I think your class
is super nice

and I respect
what you do 1,000%,

but I'm not one to hold grudges.

You never get upset?

Some of us have auras

that vibrate at a higher rate.

We transmute all conflicts into light.

Just like that.
I'm pretty awesome, huh?

You know, you've just
given me an idea.

I want to see how you
handle confrontation.

Let's see how you react.
Come on up.

Come on, Patricia.
Give it up for Patricia.

Let's open up.

No, no. This is so embarrassing.

Imagine you're having a hard
and difficult conversation.

How would you handle yourself?

How would you
address that person?

-Go on.
-Well...

body language is very important.

Right now I'm very relaxed

because I don't
feel threatened at all.

We're human
and we're in an argument.

Well, we can resolve it.

I would start by saying
something like...

Listen, darling,

I know at first
you felt threatened.

You obviously felt threatened
by me.

Marce and I are very close
and I had an amazing job,

so you felt threatened.

You got defensive

and that's when you embarked
on the road to darkness

and took my job!

What's more, you have the richest,

most handsome men

helping you climb up in status.

That was your plan all along!

You wanted to be president,
Ugly Betty!

Don't think I don't know that!
I know you very well!

You're like mold.

You take over everything
inch by inch.

I think we're failing to achieve
the exercise's purpose.

Relax.

Look at how far you've gotten.

You even have
Joaquin de Quiroz by your side.

You seduced him and now you're
all over the city showing off

like a super model.

That should've been me!
Me, not you!

What about you?

You haven't had to sweat or do
anything to earn it!

Nothing! You're a bat!

You're not even dieting.

You don't brush your hair.

Oh, I don't feel so good.

Calm down!

Don't hurt yourself.

Relax, sweetheart.

-Please sit down.
-Inhale peace, exhale love.

Relax.

-Okay?
-Yes.

I hate you, gargoyle!

Gargoyle!