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ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE

Oh, Patri, you look so beautiful!

Nicolas.

Champagne, Patricia?

-Good evening. -Armando?

Mr. Armando!

Would you like to have a drink with us?

Yes, of course.

Betty, I want to congratulate you

for everything you've accomplished.

Congratulations on your new life.

You're not only the president of my family's company,

you're also the image of a European company.

Joaquin, thank you.

You're the best boss she's ever had.

You truly appreciate her, unlike others.

Why are you doing this to me, Betty?

You not only brought him to V&M for everyone to see,

you also brought him home!

I know I deserve it, but you don't know how I feel.

Is it so hard to understand that I love you?

That's why I'm here, begging you to love me back.

Begging you to come back.

What do I have to do?

Plaster your picture all over the city?

What do I do?

You can't come to my house and pick a fight.

My parents are out there.

Yes, I saw your mom applauds everything Joaquin does.

But he doesn't love you like I do!

Stop it.

You have your life and I have mine.

Tell me you don't love me and I'll leave.

I know it's not true, though.

You learned to lie thanks to me.

Well, you're wrong.

My feelings for you have changed.

That's a lie!

"I don't know what to do anymore.

My heart makes me doubt myself.

When I remember how he's hurt me, I can't forgive him."

Those are my words!

I wrote that in my...

Did you read my diary?

Armando, you read my diary?

My dear Joaquin, can you explain the meaning

of the ad campaign that's using my daughter's face?

I took those pictures while we were working

on opening my store in Miami.

So you did it without her consent?

Demetrio, please don't be that way.

Don't worry, ma'am.

I understand Demetrio and share his concern.

That's why I have this for Betty.

I'll give it to her as soon as she gets back.

Why are you giving her all this money?

It's payment for being the face of my campaign.

She deserves that and a whole lot more.

So... shall we toast?

You read my diary! How'd you get into the app?

That doesn't matter.

What matters is that I wanted to know how you felt about me.

No, no...

How did you do it? Tell me!

I don't know.

Someone had accessed the app and I couldn't help myself.

I know what I did was wrong...

Someone? Who?

It doesn't matter.

How could you stoop so low, Armando?

That was private. You had no right to do that.

I know and I'm sorry. I did it out of desperation.

I just wanted to know how you felt.

I can't believe this.

You never tire of taking advantage of me, do you?

You think you have the right to come into my life

whenever you want, but that's not true.

And now you invade my privacy. Are you serious?

You're absolutely right. Please forgive me.

What do I do for you to forgive me?

What's going on here?

What did you do to my daughter now?

Leave.

I thought you'd run out of ways to hurt me,

but you always find another.

Don't come back to my house.

Leave.

-Oh. -What's wrong?

The pain is coming back. It's like I'm getting a cramp.

A cramp? That's normal.

A muscle relaxant will help with that,

but if you want, I can teach you a few stretches

that'll keep the cramps away.

Oh, yeah?

-If you want, that is. -Yes, of course.

-May I? -Oh?

I need your leg.

Easy. Now, breathe in.

Inhale deeply, okay?

Now, exhale. Perfect.

Inhale.

I'm sorry to interrupt,

but I wanted to say goodbye to my friend.

I'm going home.

Great.

Ramiro was teaching me a stretch

to keep the cramps at bay.

Yes.

Yes.

Marianita, would you like me to take you home?

Oh, no, no.

Her boyfriend Giovanny sees her home every evening.

Oh!

I didn't know you two were dating.

No? Oh, that's old news.

They live together.

Right?

I imagine they know each other inside and out.

Don't mind her. We don't.

We don't.

-Hello! -Hey.

-Well, let's go, bro. -Sure.

Babe, do you need a ride?

Shall we get going, my dear boyfriend?

Yes, of course, girlfriend of mine.

We're taking my bike and it's built for only two.

In other words, my girlfriend and me.

I love you. I love you so much.

Let's leave so they can say how much they love each other,

that they can't live without the other,

and so they can decide what Puerto Rican dish

to have for lunch tomorrow.

Oh, man!

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go.

No, no.

We still haven't had dinner, Mr. Armando.

No, Dad. He has to go.

Yes.

-Ramos. -Mendoza.

-Excuse me. -Take care.

What's wrong, Nico?

Why are you sad?

Um...

It's nothing, Ms. Juli.

I'm here to tell Betty that...

I was wrong about that thing.

-You were right. -Oh, no.

How are you? How'd it go with your thing?

Well... I'll tell you about it later.

No, you won't be telling him about it later.

Nicolas, I want you to meet my friend Joaquin de Quiroz.

Joaquin, this is Nicolas.

Nice to meet you.

Pleasure to meet you. Betty's told me a lot about you.

Nice to meet you, man! It's a pleasure!

Enough of that!

Don't be a hypocrite.

I know you still don't trust each other,

but you have to be thick as thieves.

Know why?

Because Joaquin is paying my daughter to use her likeness.

-You don't say! -That's why he's here.

He's here to face us like a real man would.

That's right.

Dad, what do you mean...? I think there's been a mistake.

You don't have to pay me.

No, Betty. Your father's right.

If you're the face of a campaign,

then it's only fair you receive compensation.

I brought you this. Tell me if it's enough.

Yes?

You're going to accept it, Betty.

You're better off as a model then as president of a company.

You're making so much more!

I'm a model too!

I'll model underwear or whatever you want.

-Here. -When's the casting call?

Keep the check.

I insist.

Joaquin, please.

-No. -Ow!

See? You're keeping it.

That's right.

It's a shame and I'm very sorry, but you have to leave.

We can't accept your invitation because guess what,

the boys have school and soccer.

Such a shame, really.

Oh, I almost forgot! I got you a wedding present.

See? She's not so bad, lovebug.

-Oh, my "Gas"! -How exciting!

-I'm going to close my eyes. -You ready?

-No, but... -Are you ready?

Ta-dah!

-Mom, please don't! -Yes, yes.

Your dad knows this dog isn't the right fit for you.

It's dangerous. It bit him too.

Right, right. You're heartless.

That dog is incredibly beautiful.

I picked it out myself.

You don't say!

And that's precisely why it's leaving with you.

You know, you should teach it not to bite trash.

You're a bad person.

Let's go.

Let's get out of here, cutie.

See ya!

Sweetie.

-What's wrong? - Oh, my God!

It bit me, lovebug! It bit my finger!

It ate the ring! I can't believe this!

It swallowed it!

She'll look like this without her ring.

Joaquin, I'd like to be able to understand and know

why you used my picture for your ad campaign.

Be honest, though.

It was a unique way of getting your attention.

Betty, I'm here for you.

I want to have a chance to be with you.

-But I'm still not sure... -I won't pressurize you.

You know I like to let things happen.

If it's meant to happen, it will.

That's why I'm going to stay here for a while.

And now we're going to pretend this chat never happened.

All right.

Betty, I'd like to talk business with you.

-What? -I'll tell you about it tomorrow.

Now let's be like we were that day in South Beach.

Just friends.

-Friends who hold hands. -Of course!

And kiss.

Girls, when Hugo sees what you did to this place

he's going to have a heart attack.

We should invite him to our mellowed out and relaxed workshop.

No, Sandrita. Why?

It'll be too difficult to get him to relax now.

Not even an elephant tranquilizer will do the trick.

Wasn't he starting to come out of his depression?

Yes, he was doing so much better,

but then that degenerate wrote to him again and he got worse.

I'm scared for him now.

What if Betty decides to replace him

with the new designer who came to see her

and Hugo loses his job?

No, Inesita. Don't worry about that.

The only thing we stand to lose is our president.

That hunk is totally after Betty.

Is that so?

Like Gloria Estefan once said, hear my voice.

How'd it go with David?

I didn't remember that opera being so long

and I didn't understand a thing, Marce.

I used my translating app but it doesn't translate Latin.

It's in Italian, Patricia.

Oh, that makes so much sense.

Whatever. It doesn't matter.

As long as he continues taking me to nice places,

they can speak Chinese for all I care.

Are you going to continue to see him?

I mean, he's old.

And why should I care that he's old, Marce?

The older they are, the bigger their bank account.

Why are you making that face? Nothing pleases you.

If he's crass, it's a problem. If he's old, it's a problem.

You want me to remain single the rest of my life?

Sorry. It was just my opinion.

Besides, you're no old maid.

You're a divorcée, which gives you a better status.

I'm an old maid.

Marce, where are you going? That's not your office.

I know.

Oh, that smells so nice!

Yes, it's my natural musk.

Are you having breakfast?

Yes.

Alone.

What's with him?

I imagine you have a great explanation as to why

you're featured on a competitor's billboards.

Did you know that as president of V&M

that poses a conflict of interest?

It doesn't.

First, I didn't work for V&M when the pictures were taken.

Secondly, Joaquin's brand doesn't target our demographic.

It didn't, until you arrived with your cheap ideas.

And by the way, those ideas will bankrupt us.

Sorry, but you're already bankrupt.

The diva has spoken.

Do you think yourself powerful because you're on a billboard?

Well, let me tell you, Beatriz,

that models are just hangers used to showcase clothing.

Nothing else.

Exactly. That's what I've always said.

I agree.

That's why instead of being a model, I preside over V&M.

I have to get back to work, Ms. Marcela.

You should do the same.

Good morning, Ricardo.

Come on in, Esteban. How may I help you?

I'm here to pick up the paperwork.

What paperwork?

The one Maria Lucia asked me to draw up

so you could manage her money.

Right, the power of attorney.

Yes, the power of attorney.

Do you have it? Did you sign it?

Yes, I did, but I left it at home.

That's a shame, Ricardo.

I need it now so the bank can transfer the money to you.

Okay.

As soon as I have a minute, I'll go home and get it for you.

Good.

Let me know when you're ready so I can come pick it up.

Have a great day.

Hey.

Where were you? Are you avoiding me?

No, I just had a lot of work to do.

Right, I can imagine.

Esteban told me the paperwork is ready

and that all that's left is for me to sign it.

Where is it?

I left it at my place.

Okay, no problem. I can have someone get it.

No, there's no problem.

I thought it over and I'm not so sure about this anymore.

Why is that, honey? What's making you doubt?

Where were you last night, Ricardo?

My apartment. Why?

Yesterday I saw you leave with a model

and I'm guessing you spent the night with her.

There's no need to be jealous. I only have eyes for you.

I spoke with her for bit and then I went home to rest.

I can imagine.

Maybe I need time to rest and think things over.

Why don't we talk about this later?

I'm a little busy right now. Excuse me.

Thank you.

What are your intentions with Betty?

Excuse you!

What I want with her is my problem.

Plus, as far as I know,

there's nothing going on between you two.

Betty's a single woman.

Stay away from Betty.

Armando, you lost your right to say that when you used her.

What?

Yes, I know everything.

If you think I'll stay away from Betty, you're dead wrong.

I'll be in her life as long as she wants me there.

Betty's mine. I found her! I discovered her!

Oh, please! All you've done is hurt her.

I was the one who discovered the real Betty.

A Betty who wants nothing to do with you, by the way.

That's not true.

It is.

And get used to seeing me around

because I'm not leaving her side for one second.

An interview?

Yes, on a Telemundo entertainment show.

That's where you and Joaquin will make

your first appearance together on TV.

No, I'm no good at that.

Cameras make me nervous, my palms get sweaty...

I'll feel uncomfortable.

Betty, get this through your head.

The camera loves you!

Plus, it'll be a great opportunity

to advertise V&M's new line.

Hello!

Flowers for the most beautiful woman there is.

-Me? -You.

I was just telling Betty about the show.

You said yes, right?

We were just getting to that. What do you say?

Um...

Yes. I'll do it.

It's a good opportunity. I have to prepare, though.

When will it be?

Today.

What?

Oh, no!

Ms. Mariana, look at this poor printing job.

The printer's out of toner and I don't know what to do.

-Please help me. -Yes, of course.

Sometimes it gets stuck and... Let me check it out.

Let's see.

Oh!

I'm sorry.

Sorry, sorry!

-Oh, God. -It's fine.

Let me help you.

It's fine.

It's fine.

I'm sorry to interrupt. Sorry, Marianita.

It's fine. It was just an accident.

I'll be in the restroom cleaning my shirt.

Of course.

It was just an accident, Mariana.

An accident. Excuse me.

Give someone else a chance.

No, sweetheart. I can explain.

Yeah? I don't know how.

Marianita, I hate showing up when you're... making a move.

Poor Giovas, though. You should tell him.

You don't want all of them showing up at once.

Excuse me.

She's jealous.

Guess who's going to be on TV. I'm being interviewed, Nicolas!

Call my mom. Tell her to turn the TV on.

What?

Betty, I've tried to figure out

who hacked your diary

and I still can't find an answer.

It's practically impossible to do.

Help me think.

Who do you think it could've been?

Who could be so interested in your life and so mad at you?

Daniel Valencia?

No, Daniel Valencia hates Mr. Armando.

Why would he help him by giving him that information?

Marcela Valencia?

No, no. That makes no sense.

She would never give Armando something

that tells him that I love him.

Then who, Betty?

I know who it is! I know who's mad at me.

See? It did it again.

I need to talk to Mr. Ricardo.

Do we have anything pending?

Sandra, please.

What can I do for you, Beatriz?

I need to search your computer.

-My computer? -Uh-huh.

Mr. Ricardo, I'm asking you nicely.

Please let me review your files.

If you don't, I'll have someone from IT do it.

-Excuse me. -Wait, wait.

Where do you think you're going?

What makes you think I'm going to let you go through my files?

-What's the matter with you? -Stop trying to fool me.

Do you think I don't know you read my diary?

You hacked the app I use! Why did you do it?

I really don't know what you're talking about.

Allow me to make a suggestion.

Relax. Calm down.

A man like you will always be a liar, a traitor.

An also-ran.

Hold on. What did you call me?

An also-ran.

Isn't it true?

You're Armando's second-in-command.

You're by his side, his best friend, his accomplice...

his bro.

But you're not even good enough to be that.

A real friend doesn't betray like you're betraying him.

Hey, watch what you're saying, Beatriz!

You may be president of V&M, but don't mess with me.

You're in that post because I put you there.

Is that so?

And not because your plans went awry?

The ugly and stupid Beatriz was smarter than you

and didn't fall for your trap.

Oh, Beatriz, Beatriz, Beatriz.

You can't talk to me like that.

I know very well who you are.

I know women like you. You're worthless.

You give yourself to one man for life.

Isn't that what you wrote in your diary?

"Armando made me feel like a woman."

You son of a bitch.

How could you?

You think you know me, but I know you.

You're not the successful businessman you claim to be.

You're a fraud and a loser.

What's going on?

I don't know. Ask her.

This woman has gone mad.

I'd love to wish you ill, but that's not who I am.

Also... he's your worst enemy.

Spy on me again and I'll report you both.

Ladies, sit down so you won't fall over.

I'm talking to the latest it designer Joaquin de Quiroz.

Thank you for having us, beautiful.

We're honored to be here.

I'm not here alone.

I'm here with the most crucial piece of my collection.

Beatriz Rincon.

It's a pleasure to have you, Betty.

And for those of you who don't recognize her,

Beatriz Rincon is very famous right now.

She's president of V&M and the face of Joaquin de Quiroz's

new line, Women Under Construction.

I'd like to point out she's not just the face of the campaign,

but the inspiration and driving force behind it.

That sounds very intriguing.

Betty, tell us more.

How did you and Joaquin start working together?

Where did you meet?

During a robbery.

A robbery?

You were being robbed and he saved you?

No, on the contrary. She saved me.

Woo!

Hold on.

I just received a question from our studio

and you can't leave without answering it.

Is it true that your relationship

is more than just professional?

Well, if by that you mean that Beatriz is my muse, then yes.

What artist doesn't fall in love

with the woman who inspires him?

We have an exclusive!

Joaquin de Quiroz is in love with Beatriz Rincon!

What about you, Betty? How do you feel about Joaquin?

Joaquin... changed my life.

He taught me to be confident,

helped me recover my self-esteem,

and he helped me realize how amazing I am.

I'm very proud to have taken part

in Women Under Construction.

You heard it here, everyone.

That was so corny, bro.

I'm a woman under construction.

No, you're destruction incarnate, uggo.

-You're uglier than... -Shut up!

Leave her alone!

I need to get my passport and a black dress

because those two are getting married in Spain.

Do you think we'll be invited?

Obviously!

We're obviously going to be her maids of honor.

Do you think she'll say yes?

Of course!

When speaking the language of love, words aren't necessary.

It's the age of trolls.

I think we have to accept that we've lost this battle.

Being ugly is in.

Don't say such nonsense, Patricia.

That troll won't intimidate us with her lies.

You should care a little more.

She stole your man and company because you didn't care.

Very soon she'll have her boyfriend as our designer.

Who? Joaquin?

In V&M? No way!

Think about it, Marce. This is like an invasion.

That hottie likes trolls, but he's a great designer.

It'd make sense for him to take over Hugo's position.

So... keep your eyes wide open.

You wouldn't want to end up living on the streets.

Or on a rooftop somewhere... with me.

Time to eat, Hugui.

I don't want anything, Inesita.

I will never design again.

I don't have the talent or the she's got it factor.

My muses have died.

I no longer have my magic touch.

It's okay, Huguito. Get some rest.

You know, I'd rather have you here than at the office.

Don't even think about stopping by.

Have your soup. It's really good.

Why don't you want me to stop by V&M?

Because some ugly things have been happening.

Try the soup and relax, sweetheart.

What things?

Why do you ask?

You chose to leave all that behind

and that was the smartest thing for you.

You don't need to stoop so low, Hugo Lombardi.

You said you wouldn't look back, and you know what?

I support you.

This is so annoying. I keep getting messages.

Ines, what is Beatriz doing with Joaquin de Quiroz?

What are she and Joaquin de Quiroz doing at V&M?

Oh, stop. V&M isn't for you, Hugo.

Stop fighting a war you know you can't win.

I just hope that new designer treats me well.

What?

What do you mean you hope the new designer treats you well?

What's going on at V&M? Why is Joaquin de Quiroz there?

I demand an answer, Ines.

Look, I can accept that you want to try...

Please listen to my phrasing.

That you want to try to take my job,

but for you to have fallen in love with a troll...

The horror!

That really is unethical for a designer.

It's like Marco Solis always says.

What is this world coming to?

Hugo, calm down.

We won't let Joaquin take your job.

And we won't let him seduce Betty!

What?

It's obvious that he's manipulating her.

There's nothing for him to do in this company.

-Nothing. -Show Joaquin some respect.

As president of this company,

I get to decide who works here and who doesn't.

I think Joaquin would do a great job taking over for Hugo.

Me? But...

Yes, you have a lot of experience

when it comes to designing for real women.

I think you can do it. It's a very smart idea.

An idea you had planned this whole time.

Your heart... is made of stone

and you have a block of ice for a soul.

That's why you were cozying up to me.

You were getting ready to stab me in the back later.

You can think whatever you want, Mr. Hugo.

What we really need is someone who'll design the line.

-It doesn't matter who. -I'd love to do it.

We've already discussed some of my ideas, haven't we?

I want to use nylon and polyester.

What?

I'm surprised you didn't say terlenka.

I won't let you sully my collection with cheap fabrics.

Oh, so does that mean... that you're staying?

I never left.

I work here.

Don't even think about coming by my studio, you Pharisee.

Bye!

These memes are so original.

What's this?

Lombardi girls, who made changes to my studio?

Where's my runway?

Please put everything back.

What's going on here? Is there a problem?

And who are you?

I'm the trainer hired for the stress-relief classes.

And you are?

Hugo.

Nice to meet you. I'm sorry for the trouble.

We'll only be here for a day.

Ms. Maria Lucia put this together

to improve the environment in the office and among employees.

You can join us if you like. I'll take care of it.

You? You'll take care of me?

You can give me... a private class?

Um... yes.

Hugo, you have some unfinished business.

Do you remember Joaquin de Quiroz's line?

Inesita, your timing is horrendous, but you're right.

I have to get to work.

Let this be the first and last time

you use my studio for your classes.

I don't want you or them here.

Come on, Inesita.

There are too many distractions here.

Take me away. Pull me away!

Come on, let's go. Take me away.

I need a cold shower.

I'm pitching a tent south of the equator.

Yes, come on.

The colder, the better. Get me a bucket of ice.

-You're unbelievable, Beatriz. -Unbelievable.

Did you think you could make an important decision

such as replacing our designer without consulting us?

Who do you think you are to make such a decision?

Yeah, who? Marcela's right!

In order to bring in a new designer,

everyone on the board has to agree to it.

All right, fine. Are you done?

Oh, I'm sorry!

Don't you realize what Betty just did?

-What do you mean? -What did she do?

Thanks to her you have a designer again.

-What? -How?

A designer's ego is his or her weakness.

By threatening Hugo and telling him I'd be taking over for him,

Beatriz got him out of his depression or whatever

and got him to feel proud of his new collection.

Okay, so you weren't planning on hiring Joaquin?

No, of course not.

Joaquin has his own clothing line,

stores in the most prestigious cities in the world,

and he doesn't have the time or need to work for V&M.

Oh, wow!

If that's the case, then he shouldn't be here.

Armando, please.

It's okay, beautiful. I'm used to it by now.

I actually find it kind of funny.

We can meet wherever we want. Let's go look for Catalina.

Yes, let's go.

Wow, who would've thought.

Those two make a great couple, don't they?

Ridiculous.

A campaign created by that second-rate Spaniard

who isn't known around here?

Maybe he's known in Europe.

He puts on shows for Mother's Day,

but no one knows him here in New York.

Ines, have you seen any of his designs?

I imagine it's advertised by people who hand out fliers.

Hugui, you really haven't seen anything?

Of the campaign?

No. What do you mean?

I'm going to show you something,

but you have to promise to remain calm.

You're scaring me, Ines. What's going on?

Come with me.

Ines, what do you want me to see now?

What?

Focus.

Everyone, put your arms up.

As you exhale, release the negative energy.

Slowly. Let the bad vibes go.

Perfect.

Hi.

Are we still on time?

Of course. We're about to start.

We're so lucky.

Take a seat, please.

Okay, visualize the piñata.

It's a stand-in for the person you'd like to say something to

but haven't dared to do so.

Okay?

Maybe the person upset you

or maybe you have to thank this person for their kindness

and haven't done so yet.

Talk to the piñata as if you were talking to that person.

You have to talk to it and be honest with it right now.

Are there any volunteers?

Who would like to go first?

Let's see...

Aura Maria, you're up.

No, not me.

My thoughts are a private matter.

No one will know who you're talking to.

What matters is that you let the negative energy out

and channel it into the piñata.

Come on!

-Yes, go on. -Chin up.

Um...

You... were the first person I met when I came to New York.

I remember you taught me how to navigate the subway,

you showed me the bargain stores...

Remember that time we went to Madison Square Garden

and saw Daddy Yankee? That was great!

I called out his name!

Daddy Yankee, take a picture with me!

Remember that?

That's nice.

I have so many fond memories of our times together.

That's why I don't understand why you'd stab me in the back!

Yes, you stabbed me in the back!

As soon as I turned around, you...!

You were all over my boyfriend like a vulture!

You know what, girl?

I swear I would've taken a bullet for you.

But this is how you pay me back.

You're a bad friend. You are disloyal!

I hate you, Mariana!

Yes.

Bravo! That was amazing!

Oh! Bravo, bravo!

I need another volunteer.

Who's up next? Come on, we don't have all day.

Who will volunteer next?

Okay.

Stop, stop. Calm down.

Calm down. Calm down, darling.

Relax. You were great.

You were great.

-Yes? -I'm very happy with your work.

Give it up for her. Come on.

Great job, sweetheart.

Okay, who's up next?

Patricia, go on.

-Me? -Yes.

No, no!

Listen, I think your class is super nice

and I respect what you do 1,000%,

but I'm not one to hold grudges.

You never get upset?

Some of us have auras

that vibrate at a higher rate.

We transmute all conflicts into light.

Just like that. I'm pretty awesome, huh?

You know, you've just given me an idea.

I want to see how you handle confrontation.

Let's see how you react. Come on up.

Come on, Patricia. Give it up for Patricia.

Let's open up.

No, no. This is so embarrassing.

Imagine you're having a hard and difficult conversation.

How would you handle yourself?

How would you address that person?

-Go on. -Well...

body language is very important.

Right now I'm very relaxed

because I don't feel threatened at all.

We're human and we're in an argument.

Well, we can resolve it.

I would start by saying something like...

Listen, darling,

I know at first you felt threatened.

You obviously felt threatened by me.

Marce and I are very close and I had an amazing job,

so you felt threatened.

You got defensive

and that's when you embarked on the road to darkness

and took my job!

What's more, you have the richest,

most handsome men

helping you climb up in status.

That was your plan all along!

You wanted to be president, Ugly Betty!

Don't think I don't know that! I know you very well!

You're like mold.

You take over everything inch by inch.

I think we're failing to achieve the exercise's purpose.

Relax.

Look at how far you've gotten.

You even have Joaquin de Quiroz by your side.

You seduced him and now you're all over the city showing off

like a super model.

That should've been me! Me, not you!

What about you?

You haven't had to sweat or do anything to earn it!

Nothing! You're a bat!

You're not even dieting.

You don't brush your hair.

Oh, I don't feel so good.

Calm down!

Don't hurt yourself.

Relax, sweetheart.

-Please sit down. -Inhale peace, exhale love.

Relax.

-Okay? -Yes.

I hate you, gargoyle!

Gargoyle!