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PREVIOUSLY

What's wrong with me?

What's wrong is your fiancé's an idiot

that doesn't appreciate you.

Marcela is an incredible woman,

and you're a fool for hurting her.

If she were mine, I'd never do that to her.

Yours? What are you saying?

Do you like Marcela?

I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.

Please forgive me.

This morning, as we were about to...

Forget it. Sorry.

-No, no... -Excuse me.

I love Armando, but I can't marry a man

I can't be intimate with.

If Armando's not satisfying you,

it's because that other insatiable sex machine

is tiring him out.

You can be with Beatriz but not Marcela?

You can't be with your fiancé but you can with the uggo?

Are you falling for Beatriz?

You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Thank you for teaching me the true meaning of love

and for giving me so much peace.

Betty's luck is cast. There's nothing we can do.

Her whole life will fall apart,

and things will end in the worst way possible.

There's betrayal, and something will die.

These cards are very ugly, Mariana!

Is that Death?

What makes me feel better is that after this disaster,

there's a resurrection.

What are you doing here? Are you following me?

Cindy, how are...?

I'm going to the restroom. Be right back.

Have you lost your mind?

What are you doing

sleeping with your best friend's fiancé?

My daughter came with me.

She'll be part of the negotiations.

You should travel with me and visit

all my different stores around the country.

Daddy, if I'm not mistaken, Ricardo is the VP of Commerce.

I think Marcela and Ricardo would make a great team.

The closer the friendship, the greater the honesty.

-Ever heard that expression? -Once or twice.

Nicolas and I don't lie to each other.

I know what to expect from Nicolas

because we're friends first, and you don't mess with friends.

You respect them, right, Mr. Ricardo?

I know the meaning of loyalty, Betty.

I've been with Armando when he's been at his worst,

and I helped him then just like I'm helping him now.

Help, you say?

That sounds very selfless of you, but you're a shareholder.

Whatever happens to the company also affects you.

Beatriz, do you have a problem with me?

You seem a bit defensive.

No, but you reap what you sow, Mr. Ricardo.

Well, I wish you a safe trip.

I hope you're able to close this deal

that is so beneficial to Mr. Armando...

and you, of course.

Your help is essential.

I don't like your tone.

I think you have an inflated sense of importance

and you don't know your place here.

You and I are not on the same level.

Well, I apologize if I said something inappropriate.

You're right, though.

You and I will never be on the same level.

Not everyone here is like Armando Mendoza.

If only he'd tripped.

I just booked the venue with the manager.

That's great news!

Yay!

Everything's going to be OK, Marcela.

I'm glad to see you're happy.

And since you're in such a celebratory mood,

please write and send me your vows as soon as possible.

Isn't there a sample online I can use?

I'm not a very good writer.

You won't get out of this.

You have to write them yourself.

You can't have someone else do it for you.

This is very serious. The vows are very important.

They sum up your deepest emotions.

Have you gotten a head start?

Me? No!

I mean, I've thought about them a lot,

but I haven't written them down yet.

Don't you realize?

-What? -Interest.

Show some interest, Marcela.

This is very important.

Marriage is a very important commitment.

Get cracking.

You're right, Catalina.

We'll start working on it tonight.

-Right, honey? -Yes, that's right.

I hope so.

What?

Well, you're working very hard!

Stay right there. Here comes your paycheck.

What?

Are you watching videos of Pantera?

No way. Pantera?

No, this video was suggested to me.

Suggested my foot. Admit that you like her!

In fact, let's take this outside.

What's the matter with you?

I've never heard of this fighter.

Take a look.

They call her Breakbones!

Oh, damn.

I'd let her choke me out.

You're such a pig, Giovas!

You don't know who's beneath the mask.

Who's beneath the mask? Is it Pantera's sister?

Sorry, not sorry.

I'm admiring a beauty.

She's a strong and skilled fighter.

Strong and skilled? I don't know who she is,

but what if she were your mother or your sister?

You're so dramatic.

You know, Giovas, we can be pigs, but not stupid.

Yeah, yeah.

-This is so hard! -Keep the ruler steady.

-Hold it in place. -I'm trying.

Keep one hand in place and use the other to...

-It's only a matter of practice. -You know what, Inesita?

I'm going to do a lot of things I never thought I ever would.

You bet you are, sweetheart.

A child changes your life.

One day, you'll realize you're someone else

and you won't think like you do now.

I'm very excited, but I'm also very scared.

They make life more complicated, but they also bring so much joy.

And just wait till you have grandchildren of your own.

Oh, how sweet! Allow me.

-I'll try over here. -Go for it.

Marce, Marce! Take me with you!

Please! I'm begging you!

Please! Please get me out of New York!

If you don't, I'll look like every member of the Squad!

I can't, Patricia.

You are Armando's assistant, not mine!

I'm Armando's assistant? Of course not!

Ugly Betty is his assistant! I'm nothing!

I'm nothing but a simple, basic, and poorly paid secretary.

Poorly paid? Patricia, please.

Do you know how much you mean to me?

Yes.

You're going to stay back

because I have a mission for you.

I want you to keep an eye on Armando while I'm away.

I know that woman is going to take advantage of my absence

to spend every day with him.

-So that's it? -Yes.

-Only that? -Yes.

Why does everyone seem to think I'm a spy?

Do I look like a police officer?

Who is everyone?

No one.

No one, Marcela. You're imagining things.

I didn't say that. It's just a figure of speech.

Look, here's what we'll do.

I'll be your spy.

-Thank you! -But...

I'm going to have a lot of spy-related expenses.

I need your credit card.

-Patricia. -What, Marcela?

You're forcing me! I don't want to do this!

If you want me to be like a drone and hover around Armando,

that's great, but I need a credit card.

Use it responsibly.

Responsibly.

Obviously, Marcela.

Who do you think I am?

Responsibly.

It's gone! It's nowhere to be found!

I put your design book here this morning.

So a ghost took it? Is V&M haunted?

It's not here!

Hugo, I'm heading home.

Need anything from the grocery store?

-No, thank you. -What's the matter?

We're looking for Hugo's pink binder.

It's not pink. It's salmon.

Not just any salmon either. Organic salmon.

It's not here. Where could it be?

Is this it?

Yes!

Romina, you saved my life.

-Look! -How did it end up here?

-It was hidden by the fabric. -I put it back.

Tell me, has Parra from IT been coming around?

-You lose it around him. -Stop it.

If that's not it, then there's something else distracting you.

I think it's time you go see a doctor.

Here it is. Now, pick this mess up.

It's OK, Inesita.

So what if you missed a beat? You do so much.

In fact, I can help you put your mind in order.

Does that sound good?

Well, I'm off. See you tomorrow.

I don't remember bringing it over to this table.

I don't.

Hi, Mariana. How are you?

Oh, I'm doing well.

I'm relaxed, my chakras are aligned.

I'm glad you're feeling calm

because I'm going to need your help

planning Armando and Marcela's wedding.

The wedding?

No, I can't get involved. I'm morally barred from it.

What? Why?

What happened? What's going on?

Nothing, nothing.

What could possibly be going on?

Do you know something? Have you heard anything?

No, nothing. Mariana, are you OK?

You're acting strange.

Strange?

Well, I've always been a little strange.

People have even accused me of being a witch.

But my intuition is just superior

and I have Wi-Fi connection in the Great Beyond.

Is that so?

So you're the one I should be asking about someone here.

That depends.

Who would you like to know about?

I'd like to know about Betty.

How are things between her and her boyfriend?

Betty?

Well... they're fine.

Everything seems to be fine.

But between you and me,

we're starting to think Betty's boyfriend is imaginary.

What? How come?

You're her friends and you haven't met him yet?

Nope.

We've never even heard his voice.

He's allegedly a very busy man.

I see, but is Betty very much in love?

She says she is, but Betty is very guarded.

She doesn't like to talk about that here in the office.

Right. I see.

I'll leave you to it, darling. Keep your chakras aligned.

We'll talk more about the wedding later.

Yes, the wedding...

-See you later. -Later.

Namaste.

-Betty. -Hi, Ms. Catalina.

How are you, Betty?

-Good. -Your stuffed animals are so cute!

Thank you. Do you need anything?

No. Nothing in particular.

I just stopped by to say hello and see how you're doing.

How are things with Nicolas?

Nicolas?

Fine. Everything's fine.

-Fine? -Yes, yes.

I'm glad. You're very lucky, Betty.

When I was your age,

I made so many mistakes in matters of love.

Oh, yeah?

I never would've thought you'd struggle with that

or that you were lovesick.

If you only knew.

I fell in love with my boss.

It was inevitable.

We spent so many hours together.

He was charming, thoughtful.

And as you can imagine, it didn't end well at all.

I lost my job... and I lost him.

Well, I never had him to start with.

I thought I did, but that was never the case.

I'm sorry to hear that, Ms. Catalina.

Thank you, Betty.

Those were difficult days, but I learned from it.

It taught me to recognize

when someone is going through a similar situation.

What do you mean?

Betty...

are you in love with Armando?

No!

No, no, no! No!

I'm not in love with Mr. Armando!

No.

I'm sorry.

It's OK. It's just a question.

Armando's previous secretary fell in love with him.

You two spend a lot of time together,

so I thought it'd be normal...

No, it's not normal. That's not it!

I have boyfriend whom I love.

Very well, Betty. I'm sorry.

I apologize for crossing the line.

I just wanted to make sure you're OK.

I'm OK, Ms. Catalina.

Thank you for worrying about me.

Well, I won't take up any more of your time.

I'll let you get back to work.

Once again, I apologize for being rude.

I just want you to know that I'm here for you,

to help you with anything you need.

Excuse me.

It's not going to break again, is it?

I don't want to have to call you again.

We know that it works, but we don't know for how long.

It has attributes to help it run,

but can't be too sure that it will.

Sir Fix-a-lot, my fair lady,

what do you say we go out for a beer after work?

It's not Friday.

So what?

We can be pigs, but not stupid.

Someone's sour.

My dearest security officer thinks he's all that

because his girlfriend is famous.

Yes, she's good looking, elegant

and her assets are every man's dream,

but that doesn't mean he should think everyone wants her.

But... Wilson has a girlfriend?

Yes!

She goes by Pantera. She's a lucha libre fighter.

Check out her pictures.

What do you think?

She'd make a wild weekend fun, huh?

-Would you turn her down? -Yes.

No.

She's hot and she's got it going on,

but I'm not crazy about her.

I wouldn't go after her.

Now, if you ask me who's hot...

I'd say she is.

This one right here.

-Her? -Yes!

They call her Breakbones!

Just look at that! She's a dream come true!

Sandrita, I'd let her...

Kick me. She's a fighter.

I'd fight back of course.

The point of the matter is that my dear Latino security guard

doesn't know what he wants.

First, he's jealous of me watching videos of Pantera

and he acts out when I tell him I'd go after this cutie.

-He needs to make up his mind. -Yeah. He should.

Release her!

Come on! Release her!

Come on!

Breakbones is pretty badass.

You think I'm scared of a secretary?

No, but if you don't train, you won't be able to beat her.

I'll make her eat her keyboard.

She's just a snob who thinks she's all that.

Don't worry about me.

Pantera!

I hope you saw what just happened, kitty.

Tomorrow it'll be your turn!

Why tomorrow? Let's do this today!

Bring it!

No, no. Break it up.

No, I can't think of anything.

Me neither.

I never thought it'd be so hard to write our own vows.

Everything I write sounds ridiculous.

It does, doesn't it? Same here.

Everything sounds so corny,

but I want my vows to be special.

I have a hard time talking about my feelings as it is.

Having to write them down is next to impossible.

Catalina said we could start by remembering how we met

and how we fell in love.

I... don't remember how we met.

You're in all of my childhood memories.

We were always together at parties, trips...

We've always been like family.

Like siblings.

But siblings can't fall in love.

Much less marry each other.

That's incest.

But we never loved each other as siblings.

Why do you talk in past tense?

No, that was a figure of speech.

What is it? What's wrong?

What is it?

Nothing.

Bringing up the past reminds me of my parents...

and I don't think I'll ever overcome their deaths.

Listen, why don't we work on our vows tomorrow?

Let's go to bed.

Only if you promise to hold me close all night long.

Come on.

I'll hold you close.

Tell me what you think, Amoroso.

I wrote it.

"Sweetheart, if you knew all of the memories I keep about you,

you'd laugh.

Or you'd worry a lot.

I'd probably remind you of a compulsive hoarder.

I have the shoe I never gave back to you,

the handkerchief you gave me to wipe my tears away,

the straws and coasters of the nightclubs we've been to,

and each and every one of the kisses you've ever given me.

I keep them all because...

my life changed the moment I met you.

And ever since you told me you loved me,

I feel like the luckiest woman in the whole wide world.

You're brilliant, shrewd, a risk-taker...

and very handsome.

I'm sure you'll make your dream of putting V&M on top come true.

No one will ever love you,

care for you,

or wait for you like I do."

What do you think?

The seafood is to die for! It's divine!

How do you stay in shape when you eat as much as you do?

How are you a permanent sourpuss, Dani?

Quit bothering me. Don't be rude.

I offer you some very important services.

Speaking of which, what have you learned?

Believe me, I didn't ask you to dinner just to watch you eat.

Well, things are great at V&M.

Armand just closed a million-dollar deal

with Anderson.

Jack invested in V&M?

I didn't think he would.

Well, he did.

And I've heard he's going to purchase

V&M's new casual wear line.

And I don't mean to brag, but it's so awesome!

If it's done correctly

and not with recycled plastic or polyester.

The horror!

They can't go through with that deal.

Dani, they already did.

They signed on the dotted line and toasted with champagne.

Ricardo and Marcela are leaving tomorrow

to visit all of Anderson's stores.

I thought you'd learn a thing or two about business,

but I see you haven't.

A deal can fall through at any moment.

You'll see.

Honey?

What's my surprise?

Did you make me something yummy?

Hurry, because Telemundo's super series is about to start.

A delicious summer salad with a coconut oil and lemon dressing

to promote good cholesterol.

Is it just for me or are we going to share it?

It's just for you.

How can you do this to me?

I've spent my day eating bunny food.

Of course! The pizza was my surprise!

No, this pizza is just for me.

Why aren't you on a diet?

Why should I be? I'm happy as I am.

I had a belly when we met and you liked me then.

Well, I'm keeping my belly.

-Enrique. -Finish your tomatoes.

They contain lycopene. It prevents cancer.

Enrique, is that a pepperoni pizza?

With extra cheese and bacon.

Enrique, you're awful.

You don't love me anymore!

Sweetie?

Loyalty?

Ugly... uggo.

Nicolas and I wouldn't betray each other.

We protect each other.

I know what to expect from Nicolas,

because he's my friend above all things.

You don't mess with your friends.

You respect your friends. Right, Mr. Ricardo?

Guess who.

And don't say Marcela because you'll make me puke.

If you're not Marcela, then you're Armando.

No one has your sense of humor.

Ricky boy, you owe me big time.

Thanks to me you'll get to have a night of passion

with your best friend's woman.

What?

Why do you say that?

You think so?

Of course!

Marcela doesn't love you, though.

You're her toy.

Be careful because we're here to have fun, to...

Look, I'm well aware of the rules.

Don't worry so much about me.

Unless you've developed other feelings that is.

Me?

No, I say it because Marcela and I are very similar.

We see you as our boy toy.

Well, I'll ask this boy toy to thank you

for the week you've given me.

Sweetie, come here!

I'm half way through the show and it's great.

They don't make soap operas like they used to.

Everything is all action and Super Series and all that.

I'm not interested. They're all the same.

I already know how it starts and how it ends.

No, you don't. This one is different.

This one is about a very bad woman, a homewrecker

who destroys the lead characters' relationship.

Those two have known each other since they were kids.

No, don't say another word. I don't like those stories.

No, wait. Let me fill you in.

His names Arturo, and his fiancé's name is Marquesa.

The villain's name is Emperatriz.

She's a terrible woman who came between them

without caring one bit.

She's always stirring the pot and covering her tracks.

Well, you should watch it.

I'll go upstairs to finish up what I was doing.

Dinner's ready, though.

I'm not hungry. See you later, Mom.

Bye, Grandma. Enjoy.

Yes, I know that's not the 11:00 p.m. show.

I wanted to tell Betty to see if I can get through to her.

We haven't been like this in a long time.

I needed this.

Don't you miss this?

Holding you like this?

Yes. Of course I do.

I missed your scent, the feel of your skin.

-Armando. -Huh?

When did we lose sight of each other?

I don't feel lost. We're right here.

Are we? You're not your old self.

Hey.

Look at me.

We shouldn't let this die.

I love you.

I... do too.

Sorry, sorry.

I'm not in the mood tonight.

Sorry.

Armando.

Let's talk about this.

I'm very tired.

Let's talk tomorrow, OK?

Come on.

What'd you bring for lunch?

I found my phone.

I don't want to miss my husband's calls.

What's this?

Isn't it too early for a morning quickie?

It sure is early.

We're just finishing up what we started last night.

What's up, doll? I'm Pantera.

I'm Lioness!

Bertha, nice to meet you.

-What's up, Sandra? -You know each other?

They met while we were out once.

You hadn't mentioned it. That's not nice.

-I'll tell you about it later. -What are friends for?

Sandrita is very respectful.

She didn't tell anyone so my fans won't be disappointed

when they find out I'm going out with this handsome boy.

Your fans? What do you do? I'll be your fan!

-You will? -Of course!

-I really like her! -Yeah...

You're on the tenth floor, right?

Oh, the sun is blinding me today.

I have to put on my sunglasses.

Where's my scarf?

Bertha, where's the sunscreen?

Right here.

I'll put some on before I get sunburned.

Girls, is this a new trend we don't know about?

Don't think so!

What are you hiding, Pathetic Patty?

You're all a bunch of gossips!

Sooner or later you're going to find out about this.

I'm sick!

What?

Why are you talking like that?

I got food poisoning at a restaurant last night.

But I'm so responsible that I came in to work anyway.

Is it food poisoning or a terrible hangover?

Come on!

I'm not hungry anymore.

I swear I've gone blind.

Cover up!

You look hideous!

I think you're dead and you don't even know it.

Thank you for letting me borrow your iron, Mrs. Juli.

I have a very important date and I have to dress to impress.

Who with?

You look very handsome.

You're even wearing fancy cologne

instead of the cheap stuff you buy in bulk.

It's my Come Hither cologne.

I'm going to meet the future mother of my children.

Patricia Fernandez.

The one who works with Betty?

The one who stopped by when she and Mr. Armando went missing?

Yes, Mrs. Juli.

You know, she and I were made for one another.

My heart tells me so.

She doesn't get along with Betty.

Betty has told me of the things she'd do to make her life hell.

No, they're very both very strong women.

They call any spat an all-out war.

I don't know about that.

I don't think you should go out with Betty's enemy.

It's your choice, though.

I hope it won't lead to a misunderstanding with Betty.

No, I don't think it will.

I'll have mine without milk.

Neither one of us got much sleep.

Armando, I've been sleeping by your side for three years.

I know when you're not OK.

Marcela, I'm sorry I can't be with you like I should.

You know, I've tried to believe your lies time and time again,

but the fact of the matter is that you have another woman.

-Again with that, Marcela? -Aren't you sick of lying?

What are you talking about?

You've lost touch with reality. You've become a liar!

-No, I'm not a liar. -Of course you are!

You're lying to both our families

about V&M's financial situation.

You're lying to me about your other woman.

And you're probably telling her lies about me.

No wonder you're tired! You're tired of lying!

You're so tired you couldn't make love to me last night!

Armando, you're so tired

that you can't even pretend to love me.

Exactly! I'm simply tired!

Tired of lying! It's one lie after the other!

Don't you see? You've changed!

OK, fine!

If it makes you happy, then I've changed.

I'm someone else now! I'm Napoleon Bonaparte now!

Armando, try to be an adult for once and act like a grown-up.

Look...

I'm going away for five days.

I want you to think long and hard and make up your mind.

Our wedding is coming up, Armando.

There's still time to avoid becoming a laughingstock.

If you love me, if you feel anything for me,

don't play with me.

You don't have to take me to the airport.

I'll take a taxi.

I just hope the flight isn't delayed.

I doubt it. It's been confirmed.

Would you like another drink?

Yes, the same. Thank you.

Bro, where are you?

We're about to leave and you're not answering.

I hope you have a good excuse.

One that's 36"-24"-36",

because you know what?

You're going to need the inspiration.

We'll be gone for the next five days,

so you won't have any excuses and you'll have to make love...

make "ugg" with uggo.

All right, bye.

VOICE MAIL RICARDO

I'm going away for five days.

I want you to think long and hard and make up your mind.

Our wedding is coming up, Armando.

There's still time to avoid becoming a laughingstock.

Betty! The tablet!

Hi, honey.

Hi.

We need to talk about something that's important to us both.

What is it?

I'll tell you about it during dinner.

Please be at our meeting at 11 and bring my tablet with you.

I have my presentation there.

OK.

I'd noticed you'd left it, you silly goose.

The proposals you mentioned yesterday are there too, right?

Hey...

you seem worried. Is everything OK?

Yes, I'm just a little tense. This is all very difficult, Betty.

I hate to hurt the people I care about.

Please remember to bring the tablet.

And get ready to have the best meatballs at the trattoria.

See you in a bit.

Found you!

INSTRUCTIONS FOR SURVIVING BETTY

What's this?

"Instructions on how to survive Betty, aka the Gargoyle,

and not die trying."

Oh, Ricardo.

"Please confirm you received the Betty-itis survival guide."

"Ha ha ha."

What?

What's up, girl? You're still here?

-How are you? -Good, you? Where's Wilson?

He's helping someone out over there.

You know, I've realized my cutie really cares about you guys.

Yes, he does.

We've known each other forever and he's a good coworker.

That's why I stayed back.

I know he'll love to have you at a really cool event.

-Yeah? -You in?

Of course! Both me and the girls.

You all have to be there.

I want to be your fan.

You want my number?

Sure.

Did you get lost on your way back?

I didn't. I had to make a phone call.

I know you missed me, but I'm all yours now

and I don't plan on leaving your side for a second.

I didn't miss you.

Are you all set?

-Oh... -We're all set.

Yes, we're all set.

I was looking for some collection centers.

You're a very hard worker,

but I won't talk business until we reach Miami.

I'm with you on that.

Let's have fun while we still can.

In fact, I propose a toast.

To V&M!

To V&M and to all the good things that await us in Miami.

Bro, I've tried to reach you, but you're not taking my calls.

Therefore, you leave me no choice but to send you this video.

Look, I know seducing Beatriz Rincon

has been the hardest thing you've ever had to do.

It's been a nightmare to pretend to love

that hideous and shapeless thing who doesn't deserve it.

Just remember that she's the answer to getting V&M back.