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{\a6}Opening Song
Omohide (Memories) by Suzuki Tsunekichi
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~ KOBAYASHI Kaoru ~
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~ IWAMATSU Ryo ~
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~ OGATA Morio ~
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kimi ga hai ta shiroi iki ga
The white breath you exhale
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{\a6}Produced by TOSAKA Takuma
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ima, yukkuri kaze notte
Is slowly riding in the wind
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sora ni ukabu kumo no naka ni
And little by little vanishing
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sukoshi zutsu kie te yuku
Inside the clouds up in the sky
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tooku takai sora no naka de
From inside the high and faraway sky
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te o nobasu shiroi kumo
The white clouds reach out to you
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kimi ga hai ta iki o sutte
And drink the white breath you exhale
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As the day comes to an end,
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and people make their way home,
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my own day begins.
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[~ Traditional Tonjiru ~ 600 yen
~ Beer ~ 600 yen, ~ Sake ~ 500 yen
~ Shochu ~ 400 yen
Max. three drinks per customer]
My menu is all there.
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The possibility of getting
served anything else...
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as long as it's possible,
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my business model.
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I am open from midnight
to seven of the morning after.
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People call this...
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Midnight Restaurant.
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How is business doing?!
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Well enough, I'd say.
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~ WITHS2 4th Anniversary Special ~
SHINYA SHOKUDO - midnight restaurant
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Episode 5
Butter Rice
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Ahh... Right!
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Yuriko is getting married!
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It's with her first love from
middle school or something,
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and they got in touch again because
of business, completely by chance!
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Wait a second...
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How old is Yuriko again?
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36.
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Arafo*.
(*Around 40)
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So that means... what...
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A reunion after twenty years?!
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Sure does!
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Fantasy!!
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Compared to her, we're just...
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"We" what?
Don't group us all with you?
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I knew it.
It does exist!
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Is it fate?
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That red thread...
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The only red thread you bring
to mind is a tangled one.
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Still better to have a tangled
one than nothing at all!
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Guess so?!
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But take a closer look, and
you'll start seeing the flaws already.
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Enough with that.
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Been a while.
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Ohh!
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Ohh... Looks promising.
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Back when I was studying
in Paris and penniless,
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I would often spend
time at bistrots like this.
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Here, should we sit over there?
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All right.
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I think I saw him on TV.
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Be it three stars or five, this place
has very little to do with that game.
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Master.
For starters, some beers.
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Also...
You have some atsuage* left?
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{\a6}(*a thicker variety of
aburaage, deep-fried tofu)
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Sure do.
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- Then, we'll have that.
- Still, Komi-chan...
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brought along exactly the kind of
species I detest, food critics.
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Tasty.
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Haven't had a beer in Japan in
quite some time, all right.
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Had grown tired of wine,
so all the better.
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Ahh... I'm glad I
brought you here, then.
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But that ris de veau* earlier
today was just a tragedy.
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{\a6}(*veal sweetbreads,
renowned gourmet delicacy)
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A little more and I would
have puked right there.
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Is that so?
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The sauce's flavor
was barely masking it,
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but they didn't even wash
away the blood properly.
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It's scary to see such amateurs be
allowed to serve food and be praised for it.
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In Paris, they'd
have gone belly up by now.
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But, tell me.
You like caviar?
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Well, I have no particular...
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Next time, I'll take you to
this restaurant I often go to,
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and have you try blin*.
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{\a6}(*Traditional Russian pancakes)
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It's the best dish you can get,
among those using caviar.
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Instead, get me a
fine bottle of champagne.
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Someone is stinking up
my ochazuke, all of a sudden.
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Here you go, atsuage is ready.
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- Ohh!
- Thank you.
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But, how about that
pizza from your last show...
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- Italian?
- Yeah.
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Ahh... That pizza...
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was second rate
even by Tokyo standards.
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Right when he was about to
completely kill the atmosphere...
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Come on in!
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How are you?
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Goro-san is one of the very
few remaining of a dying breed,
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the street singer.
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Here you are.
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Butter rice and a
small serving of Tonjiru.
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I'm always thankful.
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Waiting about thirty
seconds for the butter to melt...
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is Goro'san style.
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Just a little...
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A little...
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And after that, adding a touch
of soy sauce, and stirring gently.
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Excuse me.
Can I have that as well?
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Me, too.
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Coming.
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What now...
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Don't! You already had
two servings of ochazuke.
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I take no money from Goro-san.
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And instead of that...
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he graces me with just one song.
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Always the same one.
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~ Wandering about the last 40 years,"
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"I am known around these parts
for even making crying kids smile,"
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"Goro is my name."
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Ahh... If you were in the middle
of a meal, just go ahead and eat.
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"It was a long and winding
road to Hakodate."
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"Past the storming waves I went."
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"As you sent me away, you hid
the tears flowing down your face."
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"Memories of you ache
like a distant wound,"
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"a desire hard to control."
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"Waves of pain sweltering my soul."
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Thanks for that.
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Have you heard that?!
That was great!
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So poignant.
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Butter rice.
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One serving of
butter rice for me as well.
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Coming.
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Here is wagyu* poele** on a
bed of red wine sauce and quenelles***.
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{\a6}(*Japanese beef **French for frying pan
***creamed meat+breadcrumbs)
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Sensei?!
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Ohh...
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The ingredients are quite passable.
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Yes, we get A5 class kuroge
(black hair) wagyu delivered to us daily.
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It is so fresh and delicate,
it could even be eaten raw.
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The quenelle is made with
three different kinds of pesto,
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while the sauce was
infused with truffles, and...
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If you'll excuse us,
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Sensei's participation is
required at a party in Hiroo*.
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{\a6}(*upscale Shibuya district)
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Here...
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Shall we get going?
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Yes.
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Master.
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I upset you yesterday, didn't I?
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For bringing a famous food critic
like Toyama Masao here...
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I guess.
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I just wanted to show him.
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What real food tasted like.
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Butter rice.
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To make something like butter rice,
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all you need to do is adding butter on
top, so you can make it at home.
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My wife has spent so long overseas,
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all she gives me is bread.
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Ohh Ohh!
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Will that...
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street singer come tonight?
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Goro-san, you mean?
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He comes only once
per week, on Thursdays.
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That street singer thing,
can he make a living out of that?
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Don't ask me.
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So... Here you go.
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Sadly I don't have enough
change for that.
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Ohh... I'll come again anyway,
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so you can give it to me next time.
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Can you drop me over there?
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But we're still far from your place?!
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It's all right.
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There is a place
I need to drop by to.
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You can go ahead.
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Ahh... Fine.
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From there on in,
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Toyama-san would come
by every Thursday night.
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How's things?
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Ahh.... Sensei!
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That sushi place you
reviewed was really something.
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The chief was happy with it as well.
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I'm so envious!
I'd love to go there.
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I guess with my salary it
would be a little over the top?
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Master.
Butter rice.
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Coming.
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What shall we have?
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Our Critic Sensei
comes all the time now,
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but Goro-san has been nowhere
to be seen for quite some time.
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Goro-san!
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Is it all right?
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Yes.
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Sorry for pushing you so much.
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But low-paying jobs are
gaining steam in this bad economy.
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I'll leave you to it.
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The day Goro-san finally showed up...
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was about three months after
Toyama-san had become a regular.
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Goro-san...
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I owe you so much for all this time,
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but now my career
as street singer is over.
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Is anything wrong?
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Can't play guitar anymore.
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Broke my fingers doing factory work.
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I'm going around thanking all the
people who kindly offered me their patronage.
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That's so sudden...
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So long.
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Goro-san.
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By any chance,
do you remember me?
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I'm Ritsuko's little brother, Masao.
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You know, the one
you gave guitar lessons to...
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Your index goes here.
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While the middle finger goes here.
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Press hard with the ring finger here.
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Here you go.
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- Bon apetit!
- Yes.
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I'm sorry I
only had this much.
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Masao, do it this way,
and it'll taste even better.
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Just a little...
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A little here...
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That's right!
So tasty.
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"That's right!
So tasty!"
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Stop that!
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Is that so?
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How about any family?
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No, I have none.
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My sister is alone as well, now.
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But, Ritsuko...
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She was going to marry
whom her parents chose,
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but she changed
her mind and came back.
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But, when she did, you
had already left Hakodate.
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A lot has happened since then,
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but she's still living by herself.
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She runs a small karaoke
bar in Matzukaze-cho.
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I am sure she's
still waiting for you.
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But...
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It's already too late, now.
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Butter rice never loses
its taste, no matter what.
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Here you go.
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Goro-san.
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So there was really
someone in Hakodate, as you sang.
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Just a little...
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According to Toyama-san,
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Goro-san returned
to Hakodate after that,
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and seems like he's
helping out his sister at her bar.
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What is this?
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It's all right, go ahead and eat.
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Yes...
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After Goro-san left,
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less and less people ordered butter rice.
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But, at least as far as this man goes,
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there was no change.
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Great!
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Master!
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Butter rice for three!
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Uh?!
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Coming.
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Sensei.
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Are you reviewing this place for
some magazine or something?
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Won't write a thing!
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I don't want people
to know about this place.
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Why is that?
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If customers start piling up,
I won't be able to come.
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- Not to mention....
- Not to mention?
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You can't rate this kind of food.
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Another one!
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Still,
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can there truly
be a food critic like that?
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Coming.
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~ to be continued ~
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As simple to make as it is tasty,
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butter rice consists in adding
butter on top of your rice,
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and waiting for it
to melt, nothing more.
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The flavor of butter
is just irresistible.
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Also, as butter sold
in stores already has salt,
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only add a touch,
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just a touch of soy sauce.
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Excess salt, intake warning!
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More than that, it's enough not
to ruin that irresistible flavor.
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You can eat it wrapped in nori (seaweed),
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or any other spice is fine as well.
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Ohh?! Goro-san,
you were here?
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Nice dreams to you....
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Good night, everyone!
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~ KOBAYASHI Kaoru ~
Master
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~ IWAMATSU Ryo ~
Toyama Masao
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Miki
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Rumi
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~ YOSHIMOTO Saeko ~
Kana
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~ OGATA Morio ~
Goro-san
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~ Subtitles by MisterX ~
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SHINYA SHOKUDO
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You must win! Promise!
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You really can be dense.
292
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I wonder if he even
thinks about the future.
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I put everything on the line for this bout.
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~ In protest against a fat grumpy
feline munching his owner's slippers, ~
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~ this installment of "subtitler fails
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~ Then again, maybe I was too drunk
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