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[drums playing quietly]

[funky bass line]

♪ ♪

- Here you go, Dad.

[Mae humming] [Elmo laughs]

- And now, coming to you

from number 123 Sesame Street...

- Say there, Elmo, sounds like your talk show's starting up.

- [laughs] Yeah! - Mm-hmm.

- Oh, can Elmo be excused to do his talk show, please?

- Oh, of course, honey, but just remember,

it's almost time for your bedtime routine.

- Okay!

♪ ♪

[laughs]

♪ ♪

Bye-bye! - Good show, son.

- Thank you.

- And now, everybody's favorite 3 1/2-year-old red monster--

put your paws, claws, and hands together.

- ♪ It's Elmo ♪ - Elmo!

- Hello!

[cheers and applause]

Cookie! Up high! [laughs] - Hello!

You da man!

- Hey, Mama!

- Hey, Little Red! [laughs]

- Yay!

Thank you, everybody, thank you!

Welcome to "The Not-Too-Late Show"!

Yay!

Boy, Elmo's so happy that you're all here.

Oh, Elmo heard a joke today. Would you like to hear it?

- Yeah.

- What does a slice of bread wear to bed?

both: Their jammies!

[rim shot, laughter]

- Do you get it? Bread and jammies?

- Get it, huh? Get it? [laughter]

- Jammies keep bread nice and toasty!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha! [laughter]

[jars laughing] - That's funny.

- Yes. Thank you, Cookie Monster.

And speaking of jammies-- Ow, ow, ow!

- Sorry. Didn't mean to... - [laughs]

Jar you.

- Ah! [both laugh]

- See what I did? [both laugh]

- The Count is counting down to jammy time tonight.

[cheers and applause] - Oh, how much time

is left, the Count?

- Ten! Ten minutes till jammies, Elmo!

And I can hardly wait.

Be sure to listen for the jammy alarm,

when we can all get into our jammies.

- Okay, Elmo will. Thank you, the Count!

Boy, we got a great show for you tonight, folks!

[cheers and applause] Olivia Wilde is here!

Yay! That's right! Give it up.

And musical guest, Sara Bareilles!

[cheers and applause] Yay!

And as always, Mama Bear and the Monsters!

[upbeat jazz playing]

♪ ♪

- I saw it first! - No, it's my snack!

- It's my snack! - My snack!

- E-e-excuse me, goats! What--what are you doing?

[goats grunting] - Oh!

- It's mine! - Oh, oh!

Those are Elmo's jammies!

both: Ah!

- Learn something new every day.

- Yeah.

So, uh...

- Run! - Run!

- Stop! Come back, goats!

♪ ♪

- Yay!

Mama Bear and the Monsters, everybody!

[cheers and applause] - Hey, y'all!

- [laughing] Yay!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

What kind of jammies does Cookie Monster wear?

- Oh, uh, me wear-- - Watch out!

- Uh, me wear-- - Coming through!

- Yeah, me wear-- - Wah!

[panting] I'm okay!

And there's nothing the matter!

Everything is normal!

Completely normal! Come back!

- Brown. Me wear brown jammies. - Oh.

Good choice. - Thank you.

- Okay, now it's time for Elmo's first guest.

She's an actress and a writer

and a director and a mommy.

Please welcome Olivia Wilde!

Yay! [cheers and applause]

- Enter! both: Olivia!

[cheers and applause] - Whoo-hoo!

- Welcome, welcome! - Hi, Olivia!

- [laughs]

Thank you so much for coming to the show.

- Oh, my goodness. Thank you for having me.

It's so exciting-- you have your own talk show,

and you're only three.

- Well, 3 1/2.

[laughter] - Right, sorry, 3 1/2.

I have a three-year-old daughter named Daisy,

and I understand. - Oh!

3 1/2 is a big deal.

- Does Daisy have a talk show, too?

- Not yet, but don't tell her that she can.

- Okay. [laughs] - 'Cause she'll want one. Yeah.

- Oh, boy, those jammies are a lovely color.

- Oh, thank you, thank you. - Yeah.

- You look very handsome today, Elmo.

- Well, thank you. [laughs] - I love your suit.

- Do you like Elmo's tie?

- Yes, I love it. It's very dapper.

- Elmo tied it all by himself!

- Really? - It took four hours.

[laughter]

- Okay, enough small talk, okay?

- Yeah. Okay. - Now it's time

for the hard-hitting questions.

- Yes. Okay.

- Miss Olivia Wilde. - Yes, Elmo?

- Would Miss Olivia Wilde

rather say...

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

five times fast?

- Oh. - Or...

do a silly dance to Elmo's song?

[laughter]

- Okay, so say...

Peter--

Peter P-- How about a silly dance?

- Yeah, silly dance. That's a good idea.

- Okay, good.

All right.

[band playing "Elmo's Song"]

- Whoa!

Yay! - Yeah.

- [laughs] - Yep.

- Oh, that's good. [laughs] - Pretty silly.

- Thanks.

[electronic jingle] - That was very good!

[laughs] That sound means it's time

for today's contest!

Oh, and Miss Olivia gets to push the button.

- I do? - Mm-hmm!

- That's exciting. - Yeah.

- Okay, are you ready? - Me ready, yeah.

- Okay. - Let's do it.

- Me ready. [electronic beeping]

[cheers and applause] - Oh!

It's the teddy bear dress-up contest!

[cheers and applause] both: Yay!

- Come on, Miss Olivia Wilde! - Okay!

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat jazz playing]

[whistle blows]

- Okay!

Here the contest.

Who can dress these teddy bears

in jammies the fastest? - Mm-hmm.

- Okay. - Okay, you guys ready?

- Ready! - Yeah, okay.

- Okay, and go!

- Okay!

[audience chanting "Go!"]

[upbeat music playing] - This is, like...

- It looks like, uh-- looks like Olivia in lead.

- Oh, thank you.

- Elmo taking his own sweet time.

- Do I put the pants or the shirt...

[groans] - Uh, you do know

this a contest, right, Elmo?

- Maybe, maybe the pants.

- Oh, doing great. - Sorry, Mr. Bear.

♪ ♪

Okay.

- Elmo...

- Huh? - What you doing?

♪ ♪

[audience chanting "Go!"]

♪ ♪

- And...done!

- Oh, you forgot the top button.

- Oh. Wait--Oh.

- Done!

- The winner is Elmo! - Wow.

[cheers and applause] - Oh, thank you!

- Oh, what a comeback!

[Elmo laughs] Me never seen anything like it!

- Good job, Elmo, that was amazing!

- You did a great job, too!

[Elmo laughs] - Aw, thanks.

- Oh, well, thank you so much for being here tonight.

- Oh, my goodness, this has been so much fun.

Thank you for having me. - Yeah.

Thanks for stopping by.

Oh, and the teddy bear is Miss Olivia's to keep.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

- Aw, thanks! - Yeah. And also...

[grunting] [metal rattling]

This enormous swag bag. - Oh!

- Swag. - Oh, my--Oh.

- Yeah. Enjoy. - Thanks!

- There you go. - Let's hear it

for Miss Olivia Wilde! - Oh! Oh!

- Yes! - Thanks, guys!

- Thank you! - Bye, Elmo.

- Thank you, bye-bye! - Bye-bye!

[applause]

[upbeat music playing]

- [laughs] Boy.

Elmo wonders if it's jammy time, yet.

Oh, the Count? Hello?

- Not yet, Elmo.

There are still five minutes till jammy time.

It is so close.

[goats bleating]

- Goats! Get out of the control room!

Go, goats, go! Go!

[goats bleating]

[upbeat jazz playing]

- Oh, Harry's rocking out.

♪ ♪

- Yay! Mama Bear and the Monsters, everybody!

- Yeah! - Yay!

Cookie, how you doing? - Oh, me terrific.

Hey, hey, Elmo. - Yeah?

- How was the weekend? - Oh, it was good, thank you.

Oh, you want to guess where Elmo went this weekend?

- Uh, Hamptons?

- No.

- Uh, Catskills?

[laughter] - No.

- Jersey Shore?

- No.

- Lake Winnipesaukee?

- Gesundheit. - Sheboygan?

- Excuse you? - Sheboygan.

- Oh. No.

- Canarsie? - No.

- Walla Walla? - Walla Walla?

[laughter] - Cucamonga?

Staycation? - No!

Elmo's mommy and daddy took him to The Land of Cookies.

all: Ooh...

- The Land of Cookies!

That the cookiest place on Earth!

- Yeah. [laughs]

- Oh, me haven't been there

since me was little Cookie Monster.

- Boy, they got a lot of new rides this year.

Hey, Frankie, you want to get a shot of this?

Look here. Elmo went on the Chocolate Chip Express.

- Oh, look at those wheels.

Num, num, num. - Yeah!

And then Elmo went on the Fortune Cookie Whirl!

- Oh, boy, that look yummy!

Ah, mm, oh, boy!

- Yep! Then Elmo went on the Snickerdoodle Ferris Wheel!

- Oh, boy, yummy, yummy, yummy!

- Yeah, it's the biggest cookie that Elmo's ever seen!

- That the biggest cookie ever!

Uh, hey, Elmo? - Yeah?

- Can me see brochure?

- Oh, sure, here you go. - Thank you.

[munching noisily]

[laughter]

That one delicious weekend! Oh!

- [laughs] Aw, Cookie.

Elmo's next guest taught herself to play piano

and lots of other instruments, too!

She's also a singer.

So, while Elmo brushes his teeth,

please welcome Miss Sara Bareilles!

[cheers and applause] Yay!

- Thank you, Elmo.

Thank you, Elmo. We're so excited to be here.

I brought two of my favorite, most bestest friends.

This is Mona Tavakoli and Chaska Potter.

We're gonna sing one of my favorite lullabies.

And we also brought

a very special friend to sing with us.

[cheers and applause] - Hi, everybody!

- Yay, Big Bird! - [laughs]

- Hi, Sara. - I'm so glad you're here

to sing this with us. - Oh, me too.

I'm so excited. - Okay.

Let's see what happens. - Okay.

- We'll remember the words.

["Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star" playing]

♪ ♪

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

♪ Up above the world so high ♪

♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪

both: ♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪

♪ Little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

women: ♪ I put my head ♪

♪ On the pillow at night ♪

♪ I look up, and there you are ♪

♪ Shining bright at me ♪

♪ And you help me see ♪

♪ Easy ♪

♪ I put my head on the pillow at night ♪

♪ I look up, and there you are ♪

♪ Shining bright at me ♪

♪ And you help me see ♪

♪ Easy ♪

all: ♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪

♪ Little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

♪ Up above the world so high ♪

♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are ♪

women: ♪ I put my head on the pillow at night ♪

both: ♪ I look up ♪

both: ♪ My head on the pillow at night ♪

both: ♪ I look up ♪

women: ♪ And you help me see ♪

♪ Easy ♪ all: ♪ I look up ♪

both: ♪ My head on the pillow at night ♪

all: ♪ I look up ♪

both: ♪ My head on the pillow at night ♪

all: ♪ I look up ♪

women: ♪ And you help me see ♪

♪ Easy... ♪

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Good job, ladies.

High five, Big Bird.

- Yay! That was great!

Oh, let's hear it for Mona, Chaska, and Big Bird!

- Yay! - Bye-bye, everybody!

- Thank you! - Bye, Sara!

- Bye, Big Bird! - Bye, Big Bird!

Bye, Mona! Bye, Chaska! - Thank you!

- I'll see you soon!

- Oh, thank you, Miss Sara Bareilles.

- Thank you so much, Elmo.

It was so much fun to be on your show.

- Well, we were so happy to have you!

Oh, Elmo was wondering,

just how many instruments

does Miss Sara know how to play?

- Hmm, let me think. I think I know how to play three.

- Uh-huh. - I know how to play

the ukulele and the guitar, a little bit...

- Uh-huh. - And the piano.

- Wow, that's a lot of instruments!

- Well, thank you. Yes.

I started with one, and then I just--

I kept practicing.

- Oh, yeah. Elmo's mommy and daddy

say that practice makes perfect.

[laughs] - That is so true.

- Oh, Elmo has a thank-you gift for you.

- Oh, my gosh! - See, it's some pajamas

you can wear for bedtime! - [gasps]

Thank you so much, Elmo!

You know what? In fact, I should probably

go put these on because it's pretty close to my bedtime.

- Oh, okay. Oh.

Well, thank you for coming on our show.

- Thank you for having me. I loved it.

- [laughs] Let's hear it for Sara Bareilles!

Yay! - Bye, Elmo!

[upbeat jazz playing] - Mwah!

[cheers and applause]

["Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star" jingle]

- Is that...? - That is right, Elmo!

It is time for the jammy alarm!

Jammy time!

Everybody put on your jammies!

[rapid organ music]

Ahh. So comfy.

- [laughs] Oh, okay.

Elmo will be right back.

[applause]

[Elmo muttering]

[laughs]

Jammies. Jammies. Jammies. No.

Oh, Rosita, where are Elmo's jammies?

- Well, Elmo, you see, it's like this.

There were these goats... - We're coming! We're coming!

Oh, he's here! - Oh!

[laughs] - Sorry.

- Oh, uh, sorry we ate your jammies, Elmo.

- Yeah, we thought they were snacks.

So we brought you some of our jammies!

- Oh! - They're ki-i-d-size.

[hooves click]

- Well, it's time to wind down the show.

[grunts] This is so itchy...

[grunts]

Oh, Elmo would like to thank his cohost, Cookie Monster.

[applause] - Nighty-night, Elmo.

[yawns]

[soothing music]

- And Elmo would also like to thank you.

["Night-Night"]

♪ It was so nice to be with you ♪

♪ Elmo's happy you dropped by ♪

♪ There was some jam ♪

♪ And the beautiful Sara Bareilles ♪

♪ Olivia Wilde dressed a teddy bear ♪

And the goats chewed Elmo's pajamas.

♪ ♪

♪ Elmo loves you ♪

♪ You are special ♪

♪ Night-night ♪

[applause] - Thank you, everybody.

This is so embarrassing.

♪ ♪

Good night. Good night.

Thank you. Thank you.

♪ ♪

[laughs]

- Great show, Baby David.

Mwah! Night-night.

♪ ♪

[yawns]

♪ ♪