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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:16,886 ["Exposed" by Kirsten Collins] 2 00:00:16,929 --> 00:00:20,368 - [Woman] I feel like, can't go on no more. 3 00:00:25,721 --> 00:00:28,767 Love is slow when you need it the most. 4 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:41,650 ♪ What is love ♪ 5 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:44,740 ♪ You don't know love for yourself ♪ 6 00:00:44,783 --> 00:00:47,873 [computer chiming] 7 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:52,835 ♪ I built these walls ♪ 8 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:57,796 ♪ To try and keep you out ♪ 9 00:00:59,624 --> 00:01:02,801 ♪ But now, I'm stripping to the core ♪ 10 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,500 ♪ Throw my clothes on the floor ♪ 11 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:08,372 ♪ Oh, my body's full of wounds ♪ 12 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:10,853 ♪ That I'm showing to you ♪ 13 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:15,858 ♪ All I have left are these scars ♪ 14 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:22,169 ♪ I feel so exposed right now ♪ 15 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:27,826 ♪ All these chills are bulging now ♪ 16 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:31,874 ♪ I feel so exposed right now ♪ 17 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,661 [classical music] - I hope you like classical. 18 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:37,967 I work better with music. 19 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,624 - Please. 20 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:43,886 Please. 21 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:44,930 I can't. 22 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,194 I can't do this. 23 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:49,892 - [Mel] Natalie, Natalie. 24 00:01:49,935 --> 00:01:52,024 I'm doing this for you. 25 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:54,462 It'll be like swallowing a vitamin. 26 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,724 - I'll do anything else. 27 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:56,681 I've done everything you've asked. 28 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:57,856 Please. Please! 29 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,555 I can't do this. 30 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:01,773 I'll do anything else. 31 00:02:01,817 --> 00:02:03,514 - But my viewers want this. 32 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:08,693 Just a few thousand shy of a 100k. 33 00:02:08,737 --> 00:02:11,392 That's a lot of viewers for a vlog. 34 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:15,047 You should be so proud. 35 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:16,875 So beautiful. 36 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:19,051 So loved. 37 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:22,881 [Natalie panting] 38 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:23,708 - No. 39 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,060 No. 40 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:30,019 No. - It's okay. 41 00:02:30,062 --> 00:02:31,325 It's okay. - No! 42 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:32,152 No! 43 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:33,805 No! 44 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:36,982 - Oh, it's okay. 45 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:39,159 It's okay. 46 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:43,032 Swallow. 47 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,208 Just swallow. 48 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:54,043 [Natalie panting] Just swallow. 49 00:02:54,086 --> 00:02:55,784 Oh! 50 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,525 Just-- - No, no. 51 00:02:57,568 --> 00:02:58,482 - There you go. 52 00:02:58,526 --> 00:03:00,049 Natalie, I'm doing this for you. 53 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:03,966 Look how much I've done for you. 54 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,750 Your numbers are the best yet. 55 00:03:05,794 --> 00:03:09,319 I told you we have to escalate to keep it vlog worthy. 56 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:22,245 - Hey, guys, it's your girl Des coming back at you 57 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,769 with another vlog, so get excited. 58 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:26,945 Say good morning, Goblin. 59 00:03:28,599 --> 00:03:29,383 Goblin? 60 00:03:30,949 --> 00:03:32,734 Okay, I guess he's mad at me. 61 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,953 Oh, what do you guys think of my new sheets? 62 00:03:36,564 --> 00:03:38,087 I wanna thank all you guys that helped me pick out a color. 63 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:40,524 I seriously could not have done it without you. 64 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:42,874 What else? 65 00:03:42,918 --> 00:03:44,702 Oh, so last time I posted, 66 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,356 I told you that I was working on something new 67 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,010 for my costume jewelry line. 68 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:50,099 And I'm about to show you what it is. 69 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:55,322 So cute, right? 70 00:03:56,627 --> 00:03:58,455 And you can pick whatever charm you like. 71 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,065 I picked a pineapple because it reminds me 72 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:03,199 of my first acting role ever in, like, the third grade. 73 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,723 So, yeah, I picked that little guy. 74 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,117 Okay, so, what I want you guys to do right now 75 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,815 is click the link below my video, go to my site, 76 00:04:10,859 --> 00:04:11,990 pick out your favorite piece for you 77 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,863 or your special someone and charm them. 78 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,387 I'm sorry, that was so corny. 79 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,955 - Des, I got the coffee. - Um, what else? 80 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:21,609 Anything else, Goblin? 81 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,175 Anything you'd like to say to your fans? 82 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,481 - Oh! - No? 83 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,091 - [Dave] No wonder why you didn't answer-- 84 00:04:26,135 --> 00:04:27,615 - Okay, then. - 'Cause you're on the phone. 85 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,530 Gimme that. - Oh, God, no. 86 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:30,966 - [Dave] No, uh-uh. 87 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:32,924 Uh-uh, no, no, no. - Oh, my God, are you serious? 88 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:34,274 - [Dave] Mm-hm. 89 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,973 - David, give me my phone. 90 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:38,800 - [Dave] No. 91 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:40,889 - [Des] Please? 92 00:04:40,932 --> 00:04:42,282 - No. 93 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:44,588 I have something that's gonna help your views, okay? 94 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:45,720 - What? - This. 95 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,114 Des! - Okay. 96 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:50,290 Thank you! 97 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,639 Hi, I'm back. 98 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:54,990 So you gonna help me vlog today or what? 99 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,948 I'm just gonna use this thing for, like, five more minutes 100 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:57,906 and then we can go. 101 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,039 - Do you ever stop?! 102 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:06,086 [480p & 720p Movies Download | Mkvking.com] 103 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,570 Vlog exclusive. 104 00:05:09,613 --> 00:05:14,531 Big time jewelry designer working on her latest orders. 105 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,186 And remember, when designing jewelry, 106 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,144 always make sure to have a back scratcher on hand. 107 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,929 - Babe! - It's required. 108 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,324 Oh, no, she's gonna get me with her jewelry tool! 109 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,412 - Dave! Stop! 110 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:26,935 - [Dave] Sexy. 111 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:28,153 I like it! 112 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:37,032 [Des chuckles] 113 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:39,643 - [Des] Look at my little man modeling my jewelry. 114 00:05:39,687 --> 00:05:43,081 My little mush face. [phone buzzing] 115 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:47,608 It's my agent. 116 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:48,870 - Well, shit. Answer it! 117 00:05:55,180 --> 00:05:56,660 - So, what did they say? 118 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,836 I thought I really kicked that callback's ass. 119 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,098 - [Agent] You're too funny. 120 00:06:00,142 --> 00:06:02,144 You know what, I guess they did too. 121 00:06:03,624 --> 00:06:04,799 - What? Really? 122 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:05,756 - [Agent] Come on! 123 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,149 Don't be so surprised. 124 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:09,151 You know you were perfect for the part. 125 00:06:09,194 --> 00:06:12,981 But hey, everyone is super, super excited 126 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,722 to have you on board. 127 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,898 They just want you to do some chem reads 128 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:19,161 with a couple of the guys. 129 00:06:19,204 --> 00:06:21,946 So you're free this week, right? 130 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:24,079 - Um, yeah, yeah, of course. 131 00:06:24,122 --> 00:06:24,906 Super, super free. 132 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:25,733 Thank you. 133 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:27,996 - [Agent] Great. 134 00:06:28,997 --> 00:06:30,433 I'll send you the details. 135 00:06:30,477 --> 00:06:35,003 But seriously though, great, great job on this one, Diana. 136 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:38,180 This is the first of many bookings to come. 137 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:39,442 I can promise you that. 138 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:41,183 - [Des] Wait. 139 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:43,054 Who's Diana? 140 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,275 - [Agent] Shit. 141 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:50,410 Um, hold on, you know what... 142 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,543 Marty, who did you call? 143 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,419 Okay, um, listen. 144 00:07:00,898 --> 00:07:03,292 This is my fault, so don't even worry about it. 145 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,252 - So... 146 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,518 - [Agent] Des, right? 147 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,868 Jim is still sending you out, then? 148 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,479 - Yeah. 149 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,262 He is. 150 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,614 - [Agent] Okay. 151 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,486 Listen, sorry about that again. 152 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:30,145 - It's okay, all right? 153 00:07:30,188 --> 00:07:31,886 I'll write you in one of my scripts. 154 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:36,281 - [Des] Your scripts are all weird 155 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:37,935 sci-fi monster things killing each other. 156 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,677 - Monsters can fall in love too. 157 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:44,464 We can call it a mon-com. 158 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:49,338 Monster romantic comedy is what I was going for. 159 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:53,211 Hey. 160 00:07:54,430 --> 00:07:56,084 I'm sorry about the stupid audition. 161 00:07:58,565 --> 00:07:59,957 I still think you're funny. 162 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:04,527 - Just don't. 163 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:12,970 Oh, God. 164 00:08:14,232 --> 00:08:16,234 [sighs] 165 00:08:16,021 --> 00:08:22,023 [480p & 720p Movies Download | Mkvking.com] 166 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,200 [sighs] 167 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,157 Hey, guys. 168 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:28,290 So I didn't get the audition, 169 00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:32,294 but it's okay because tomorrow is a new day. 170 00:08:37,691 --> 00:08:40,476 [static crackles] 171 00:08:43,087 --> 00:08:44,611 Hey, guys. 172 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,961 It's me again being all basic with my pumpkin spiced latte. 173 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:51,313 It's not a pina colada, but cheers, I guess. 174 00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:58,320 - Pumpkin spiced, nice choice. 175 00:08:58,363 --> 00:08:59,887 Have you ever had it with almond milk? 176 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,063 Kinda like a bliss bomb exploded in your mouth. 177 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,632 Are you okay, can I get you anything? 178 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:06,720 I don't actually work here. 179 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,330 I'm sorry, that was weird. 180 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:11,159 Uh, I was just helping out Greg, the owner. 181 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,335 But you look like you're busy on your phone so I'll-- 182 00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:14,641 - Yup. Vlogging. 183 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,164 Just like every other 20-something. 184 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:17,731 - [Mel] I love vlogs. 185 00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:18,688 Mind if I join you? 186 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:19,559 - Uh. 187 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:24,781 Hey, guys, I'm here with Mel, promoter of House Coffee, 188 00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:27,567 and she's gonna tell us a little bit about herself. 189 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,830 - I'm a little camera shy these days. 190 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,788 Behind the scenes is more my thing. 191 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,269 - Oh, it's totally fine, it's super fun. 192 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:37,054 And if you mess up, I'll just edit it out. 193 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,186 I'll just edit around it. 194 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,491 - Okay. 195 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,972 Well, I don't work here specifically. 196 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,452 I freelance. 197 00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:45,280 I have a background in digital marketing 198 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:46,542 and social media PR. 199 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:50,241 But I dabble in helping coffee shops like this, you know, 200 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:53,288 gain promotion and, um, and by the way, 201 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:55,333 they have the best house-made lavender syrup, 202 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:58,554 so stop what you're doing and come right down. 203 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,209 And please follow House Coffee on Instagram. 204 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:02,297 - Yeah, guys. Follow them. 205 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,691 Oh, sorry, go ahead. 206 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,562 - My passion, I guess you could say, 207 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,129 or what I wanted to do with my degree 208 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,957 was to be that go-to person 209 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,872 that gets brands to explode online 210 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,222 and help people become more vlog worthy, 211 00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,223 I guess you could say. 212 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,833 - Really? 213 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,661 - You're really comfortable in front of a camera. 214 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:20,620 It's brave of you to let people 215 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,925 into your life like that, you know? 216 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,057 It takes a certain type. 217 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:23,884 - I enjoy it. 218 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:24,667 I really do. 219 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:28,105 - I could help you, you know? 220 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:31,152 If that's what you wanted, but you don't really need it. 221 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,762 - Um, yeah, I think I'm okay. 222 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,242 I'm up to 10,000 followers. 223 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,547 And I love 'em all. 224 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,984 - Impressive. 225 00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:39,595 Well, if you're thinking of getting serious 226 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,292 and growing your brand, don't be shy. 227 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,381 You'd be surprised how much work 228 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:46,907 the top vloggers put in to generating their followings. 229 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,256 And here's my card. 230 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,345 Take a look at my website if you want. 231 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:52,086 If not, it's okay. 232 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,609 I hope we talk soon. 233 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,219 - Thank you, you're so nice. 234 00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,309 Oh, my God, guys. 235 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,756 - [Mel] It's a nice house. 236 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,496 - Oh, thank you. 237 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,498 My grandma left it to my parents. 238 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:16,893 They'll never leave Wisconsin, so here I am. 239 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,723 - That's a whole lot of cameras. 240 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,290 - [Mel] Gives options. 241 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,031 I hate watching stiff vloggers. 242 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,816 - Thank you so much for doing this. 243 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,122 - [Mel] My pleasure. 244 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,863 So much easier to get some fame nowadays, 245 00:11:29,906 --> 00:11:31,865 why not go out and grab it? 246 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,344 - I can think of a few reasons. 247 00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,173 - [Mel] I'm starting to get the sense 248 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,261 that you're not into this. 249 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,874 - I'm a big fan of the girl in question, 250 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:45,400 but this, no, not this. 251 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,577 - Well, she's a big fan of you, babe. 252 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,057 I appreciate you doing this. 253 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:51,798 - [Mel] It'll be painless. 254 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:52,973 I promise. 255 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,671 Audiences love couple stuff, 256 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,805 even that goofy one you posted the other day... 257 00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,415 How about some wine? 258 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:04,593 - Um, so I don't really drink anymore. 259 00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:08,075 It's kind of a long story. - House is dry. 260 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:10,164 - [Mel] No worries. 261 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:11,469 And no wine is fine. 262 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,169 - Mel, you sure you never took any 263 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,606 of the Stage 32 writers' workshops? 264 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,477 - [Mel] I swear, I really don't think we've met. 265 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,001 I'd remember. 266 00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:23,743 - I guess, but you just look so familiar. 267 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,483 - [Mel] All righty, you guys, ready? 268 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:29,531 - This is nice. 269 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:30,619 Just us. 270 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,491 I mean, the cameras. 271 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,058 - I just want my fans to see me, 272 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:38,105 or, well, us, and how happy I am. 273 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,977 There's more to life than just necklaces, 274 00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:42,500 bracelets, and earrings. 275 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:44,459 - That is true. 276 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,593 This is real corny. 277 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,247 - Dave, please. 278 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:51,161 - Sorry. 279 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,554 - [Mel] It's okay. 280 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,686 Just go from there and I'll piece it together after. 281 00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:58,778 - I don't really wanna ask these. 282 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,695 - Please? 283 00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:06,437 Please, please, please, please? 284 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,669 - How many people have you slept with? 285 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,410 - Um. 286 00:13:24,064 --> 00:13:29,025 Like, nine, I guess. 287 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,290 I don't know, it's all an insignificant blur before you. 288 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,683 Wait, what about you? 289 00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:36,554 - Oh, it's all just an insignificant blur, 290 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:40,428 but it's a lot less than nine! 291 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,211 I know that! 292 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,434 Des, this is making me look like a complete creep. 293 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:47,827 - Mel, he doesn't wanna do it. 294 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:48,871 - [Mel] So lame. 295 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,835 - Another fun way to wear a colored stone 296 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,926 is layering delicate necklaces with coordinated stones. 297 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,579 You can do it every time you're wearing a neutral top 298 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,973 for that extra pop of color. 299 00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,888 I do it every time I wear black or white-- 300 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,542 - [Dave] Okay, Des. 301 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:08,499 - Because we all need a little color in our lives. 302 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:09,631 - [Dave] Ready to go? 303 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:10,501 - I'm doing it right now. 304 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:11,372 See? 305 00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,897 Perfect for my dinner date at Catch tonight. 306 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,641 - I believe it's pronounced Cache. 307 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,170 Babe? 308 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:28,693 - Yes? 309 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:32,567 - We have a reservation in eight minutes. 310 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,612 It's gonna take us 15 to get there. 311 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:35,875 Can we please go? 312 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,529 - Just, I'm almost done, okay? 313 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:39,748 Two minutes. I promise. 314 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,576 - I don't want to lose another reservation. 315 00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,186 - [Des] That was one time! 316 00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:44,796 - And what are you telling these people 317 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,754 where we're going for? 318 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,060 That freaks me out. 319 00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,760 [Des sighs] 320 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,283 I thought you were gonna toss this. 321 00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:58,723 - Mel really knows her stuff 322 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:02,597 and she can really help me grow my brand, so, yeah. 323 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,077 - [Dave] Grow your brand. 324 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:05,687 - What?! 325 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,953 - This isn't just another fun way to promote your jewelry? 326 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,869 [static crackling] 327 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,266 I'll call Catch, tell them we're going to be late. 328 00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:21,181 Hurry. 329 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,620 [sighs] 330 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,666 - Another fun new way to wear a colored stone 331 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,277 is by wearing them on your fingers. 332 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,104 See? 333 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,594 [Dave sighs] 334 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,467 - Promise we're done after this? 335 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,295 - Mel, he doesn't want to do it. 336 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,644 How much longer? 337 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:50,906 - [Mel] Yeah, you guys are almost done, okay? 338 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,647 People are loving you, by the way. 339 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,475 You're up to 20,000. 340 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:58,000 - Yeah, well, we did get some weird comments. 341 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:02,048 Some people wrote in that they wanted to see Des kiss a girl 342 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,572 or scissor a girl. [Des chuckles] 343 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,052 That's not funny, that's weird. 344 00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:07,836 - Babe. 345 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,359 People are weird. 346 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,579 Don't worry about random comments. 347 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:15,670 - What about "I would tap that ass to be number 10?" 348 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:16,497 Or wait for it, 349 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:21,328 box of sand that was delivered to her house 350 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,460 because she loves the beach. 351 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,723 It's weird people knows where she lives. 352 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,508 It's definitely not safe. 353 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,205 - [Mel] I think Dave is a little jealous. 354 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,728 - Dave, come on. - Get outta here. 355 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:31,947 That's ridiculous. - Come on. 356 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,862 These comments are coming from people 357 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:36,343 that are hiding behind their computer screens. 358 00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,258 Stay positive, stay fun. 359 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:38,998 - [Des] Dave. 360 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:39,824 For me? 361 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:40,695 - Okay. 362 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,044 Fine. 363 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,611 Let's just get back to shooting a jewelry vlog 364 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:47,528 because that's what we were doing, a jewelry vlog. 365 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:52,011 - What if, after this, Dave goes on a little vlog-cation? 366 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,403 Me and Des will get enough footage 367 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,883 to last for a little while. 368 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:56,624 You come back, nail the couple vlog, 369 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,148 and take a little break. 370 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:02,586 I mean, it's an idea, but it's not up to me, so... 371 00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,806 - That could work. 372 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,460 Not too long though. 373 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,289 - [Mel] No, just give Dave the break he wants. 374 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,075 - [Des] You can take some time to work on that mon-com. 375 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:16,731 - I guess, if that means we can spend time 376 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,602 without that damn phone in our face. 377 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,953 How long you think it will take? 378 00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:22,824 - [Mel] Three to four days. 379 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:23,912 Tops. 380 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:26,697 - Yoga time it is, then. 381 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,003 Let's do this. 382 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,439 - [Des] I love you, you're the best. 383 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,746 [Dave sighs] 384 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,925 [sighs] 385 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,668 - [Mel] Oh, don't tell me you're shy. 386 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,845 Let's see how camera shy you really are. 387 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:44,672 Ready? 388 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,501 See? 389 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:48,763 Told you, you'd love it. 390 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:50,895 - Hi, guys! 391 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,984 Check out my office today. 392 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,290 I know that I'm always working, 393 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,205 but one of the perks about being in LA 394 00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,729 is that when I'm not working on my jewelry, 395 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,080 I'm only a few hundred feet away from this. 396 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:05,084 I wish I can send some rays to the east coast 397 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,826 to help melt that nasty Nor'easter they're having. 398 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,830 [static crackling] 399 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:18,706 Also, turquoise colored stones 400 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,056 are a great compliment to any bathing suit. 401 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,797 Just make sure to not stay out in the sun too long 402 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,712 or they will start to turn. 403 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,061 - [Mel] That was great, Des. 404 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,584 Girls are gonna wish they were by the pool, 405 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:28,803 and guys are gonna love it. 406 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,631 You look so hot. 407 00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:32,676 [yelps] 408 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:42,077 [static crackles] 409 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,732 [Mel humming] 410 00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:49,954 - I don't know about this one, Mel. 411 00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,957 I think Dave's gonna be pissed. 412 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:53,871 - [Mel] Oh, come on. 413 00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:55,221 It's making people like you, 414 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:58,659 and then they'll like your jewelry even more. 415 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,182 People like to feel included. 416 00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,838 Look, if it feels weird, 417 00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:06,667 just say so, we can stop and no one ever has to see it. 418 00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,887 Pick up from where we left off? 419 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:10,975 - Deal. 420 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,333 Hi, guys! 421 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,639 So I just showed you some new design ideas 422 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,424 for a sexy new pair of earrings. 423 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,816 And I need your help, by the way. 424 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,949 Let me know which one you liked better. 425 00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,777 But I also need your help 426 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,823 with picking out a new bra to entice Dave with. 427 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,390 There are two contenders. 428 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:39,830 This one 429 00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:41,963 or 430 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,316 this one. 431 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,971 He's special to me, 432 00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,190 so I wanna wear something special for him. 433 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,454 How was that? 434 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:55,411 - [Mel] It was great. 435 00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:58,936 - So which one do you like better, huh? 436 00:19:58,980 --> 00:19:59,894 Like this one? 437 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,287 This one, this, this, this one? 438 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,810 Uh, uh, uh! 439 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,203 Or you like this bra? 440 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,378 Like this bra? 441 00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,509 [Mel chuckles] Or you like this bra? 442 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:08,207 This bra or this bra? 443 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,382 This bra? Uh! 444 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,600 - [Mel] That's perfect, Des. 445 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:11,993 [Mel chuckles] 446 00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:13,690 Get those likes. 447 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,126 So sexy. 448 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,216 I knew you would do whatever it takes. 449 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,783 Glad I wasn't wrong about you. 450 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,003 You're gonna be a star. 451 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:35,364 [laptop ringing] 452 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:43,633 - Dezzy! - Hi! 453 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,069 Oh my, God. 454 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,071 I missed your beautiful face. 455 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,334 - Oh, I missed you too. 456 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:49,944 - Are you back in town, or what? 457 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,207 - No, I'm still gonna be on tour for a couple weeks, 458 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,253 but I had some time, so I was, like, 459 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,255 I wanna know how my favorite actress 460 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,908 slash jewelry designer is. 461 00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,084 - Did you see I'm up to 11,000 subscribers? 462 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:01,042 Crazy? 463 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,086 - It is. I did. 464 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:03,523 Oh, I'm so proud of you. 465 00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:04,915 I really am so proud. 466 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:07,091 But about the vlog, I just wanna know, like, 467 00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,919 is that what you want? 468 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,618 I mean, you gotta be so careful 469 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,533 that you don't put yourself in a position 470 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,056 that you can't get out of. 471 00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,537 I mean, I've been there, trust me, I know. 472 00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:20,801 And you're a lot better than numbers. 473 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:23,282 So, I don't mean to be too much or pushy, 474 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:25,806 but just be careful. 475 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:29,026 - I get it, I do, but I'm fine. 476 00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,289 - Hold on, hold on. 477 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,812 Sorry, I gotta take this call. 478 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:32,856 I'm so sorry. 479 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,118 - Okay. 480 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:35,468 Bye! 481 00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:36,469 - Bye, love! 482 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,738 - Guess who? 483 00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:46,217 I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was up 484 00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:48,176 thinking about all the cool new bracelets and necklaces 485 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:51,005 I'm gonna design for you guys, like-- 486 00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,094 [knocking] 487 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:54,182 Oh, she's here. 488 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:54,965 BRB. 489 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:05,976 Ready to vlog? 490 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:06,934 - [Mel] Oh, no, no, no, no. 491 00:22:06,977 --> 00:22:08,544 You're the star, not me. 492 00:22:08,588 --> 00:22:11,025 - I just finished a little jewelry spiel. 493 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,027 - [Mel] Oh, yeah, oh, I was telling my friends 494 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,029 to check out your stuff. - Oh, my God, thank you! 495 00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:16,247 Thank you so much! 496 00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,292 Okay, I'm gonna go call, Dave. 497 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,162 - [Mel] Okay. 498 00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,294 I'll set up. 499 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,643 Tell him I said hi. - Will do! 500 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:24,691 Hey, babe. 501 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:27,171 How's it going with the script? 502 00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:32,133 [Mel humming] Oh, yeah? 503 00:22:37,225 --> 00:22:38,269 [static crackles] 504 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:40,924 [Mel humming] 505 00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:46,582 - Shh. 506 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,590 Ready whenever you are. 507 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,209 - I feel like this is a little much. 508 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:08,125 - [Mel] I thought you were up for anything. 509 00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:09,126 We're doing this. 510 00:23:10,954 --> 00:23:15,655 - I know, but the other stuff was a little more playful 511 00:23:15,698 --> 00:23:17,831 and still dealt with my jewelry. 512 00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:19,528 - But people will eat it up. 513 00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,664 - Yeah, I'm not piercing myself. 514 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:25,578 Sorry. 515 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,580 - It's just a belly button. 516 00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:30,104 Do it for a new belly button stone or something. 517 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,802 [sighs] 518 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,413 - Mel, I'm really sorry, 519 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:37,241 but this one's a little bit too much. 520 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:38,547 Plus, nobody does this anymore. 521 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,201 It's so '90s. 522 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:45,554 Can we just skip it? 523 00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:47,208 [Mel chuckles] 524 00:23:47,251 --> 00:23:48,296 - [Mel] No. 525 00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:51,865 - [Des] I mean, people loved your other stuff, 526 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:53,562 like the making tiny jewelry for your hamster. 527 00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:54,911 That was super cute. 528 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:57,174 - You have to escalate to be vlog worthy. 529 00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:02,702 - [Des] Um, not like this. 530 00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,268 I'm out. - Sit down. 531 00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,142 - What? - Sit down. 532 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,273 Please. - Mel. 533 00:24:10,274 --> 00:24:11,275 What's wrong? 534 00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:14,322 - We're gonna pierce your belly button, that's what. 535 00:24:14,365 --> 00:24:16,324 - [Des] I already said I didn't want to. 536 00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:19,893 - I'm just messing with you. 537 00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:22,156 Relax. [both chuckle] 538 00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:24,201 I'm totally messing. 539 00:24:24,245 --> 00:24:26,465 [Mel groans] - Are you freaking insane?! 540 00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,770 - [Mel] I'm not the one who wanted thousands 541 00:24:27,814 --> 00:24:29,293 to see my personal life! 542 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:34,298 [static crackling] [Des groans] 543 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:36,910 [Mel groans] 544 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:38,302 - [Des] Help! 545 00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:41,262 [door thuds] 546 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:43,830 - [Mel] Don't scream. 547 00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,222 Now we get serious. 548 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:56,364 - No, no, no! 549 00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,975 [Des screams] - Stop screaming, Des. 550 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:00,063 It's not becoming. 551 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,239 Your fans won't like it. 552 00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:05,242 'Cause if you really wanna scream, 553 00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:07,157 I can give you a reason, okay? 554 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,383 - Please don't kill me. 555 00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:16,210 Please, I'll do anything you want, 556 00:25:16,253 --> 00:25:17,428 just don't hurt me or Goblin. 557 00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:19,039 - That's the spirit. 558 00:25:21,215 --> 00:25:22,564 - Why are you doing this, Mel? 559 00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:23,347 Please. 560 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,435 Why? 561 00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:26,220 What do you want? I'll do it. 562 00:25:26,263 --> 00:25:27,700 Just please let me go. - I just want you 563 00:25:27,743 --> 00:25:28,962 to be vlog worthy. 564 00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:33,488 And it's fun for you. 565 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,011 You get to act again. 566 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:39,407 I found these lying around. 567 00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:41,409 Hm. 568 00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:45,979 Resume on the back is pretty scarce though. 569 00:25:47,023 --> 00:25:48,242 Kinda embarrassing, huh? 570 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,292 That's why it's a dry house, isn't it? 571 00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,121 Mm. 572 00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:00,515 I know, Des, failure's hard. 573 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,866 - Stop it! - Redemption is fun though. 574 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,217 And you can act again for me. 575 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,960 Remember, stay positive, stay fun. 576 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:13,789 - What are you talking about? 577 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:16,096 - We're gonna pierce your belly button 578 00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:18,315 and you're gonna act like you like it. 579 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:19,360 - No, no, no. 580 00:26:19,403 --> 00:26:20,317 With that? 581 00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:21,318 No. 582 00:26:21,362 --> 00:26:22,145 Oh, my God. 583 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:22,972 No, no, no, no. 584 00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,365 You're insane! 585 00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:25,758 - [Mel] Me? 586 00:26:25,801 --> 00:26:28,238 It was your idea. [Des yelps] 587 00:26:28,282 --> 00:26:31,285 [Des whimpering] 588 00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,373 Oh. 589 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:49,259 [Mel humming] 590 00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:53,350 Vloggers come and go and no one gives a crap. 591 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:57,050 I'm here to build you up and make you famous. 592 00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,181 You asked me here. 593 00:26:59,182 --> 00:27:00,967 It's what you wanted, isn't it? 594 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:02,446 It's always what you wanted. 595 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,015 You will do this and you'll like it. 596 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:08,409 Here, and don't try anything stupid. 597 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:17,636 What are you waiting for? 598 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,594 Focus, Des. 599 00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,510 I'd give you something to sterilize it with, 600 00:27:22,553 --> 00:27:25,295 but there's no alcohol, so-- - [Des] I can't, I can't. 601 00:27:25,339 --> 00:27:26,470 - [Mel] Just like we practiced. 602 00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:28,647 Hold and pinch, okay? 603 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,300 - Yeah. Okay, okay. 604 00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:31,258 - Okay. - Okay. 605 00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:33,564 - [Mel] And action! 606 00:27:34,478 --> 00:27:36,002 - Hey, guys! 607 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,307 Des here. 608 00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:38,265 You know I love jewelry. 609 00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:39,440 I can't get enough-- 610 00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:40,571 - [Mel] Happier, Des! 611 00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:41,572 Smile! 612 00:27:47,970 --> 00:27:48,841 - Hey, guys! 613 00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:50,016 Des here. 614 00:27:50,059 --> 00:27:51,278 You know I love jewelry. 615 00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:53,367 I can't get enough of it. 616 00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:57,719 And today, I'm adding some more, a belly button ring. 617 00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:59,939 People think it's old school, but I like it. 618 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:03,159 I'm gonna, I'm gonna attempt to-- 619 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:03,986 - [Mel] Cut. 620 00:28:05,161 --> 00:28:08,251 Happier and no attempt. 621 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:09,165 Go from there. 622 00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:13,822 - I'm gonna pierce my belly button. 623 00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:17,391 Who says an awl is just good for jewelry-making? 624 00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:21,308 - [Mel] Don't get any ideas, honey, 625 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:26,052 or else that awl will be through your skinny little neck. 626 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,230 Now, continue from there. 627 00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:34,582 - Okay. 628 00:28:35,365 --> 00:28:36,366 Here I go. 629 00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:37,411 - [Mel] Wipe the tears. 630 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:38,455 No tears. 631 00:28:38,499 --> 00:28:39,282 Say you're excited. 632 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:43,591 [Des whimpering] 633 00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:55,429 - Here I go. 634 00:28:55,472 --> 00:28:56,430 I'm excited. 635 00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:07,006 [Des whimpering] 636 00:29:14,274 --> 00:29:16,145 - [Mel] Do it now, or I'll do it for you. 637 00:29:16,189 --> 00:29:18,844 [Des whimpering] 638 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,509 [screaming] 639 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,603 Good girl! 640 00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:40,517 You did it! 641 00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:42,171 And that's it! 642 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:45,871 That's just a taste of danger, and they'll love you for it. 643 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:48,177 Oh, Des, come on. 644 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:49,439 Tell everyone how much fun it was. 645 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:51,964 Say it. 646 00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:03,236 - That was fun. 647 00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:14,247 - [Mel] Clean yourself up. 648 00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:25,649 Thanks for coming. 649 00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:26,476 - Of course. 650 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:29,001 Good footage? 651 00:30:29,044 --> 00:30:30,480 - [Mel] Great footage. 652 00:30:30,524 --> 00:30:32,004 [Josh chuckles] 653 00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:33,744 - [Josh] The pineapple router is set. 654 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:37,226 I just gotta connect these bad boys, 655 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:42,797 and then I'll have access to all the footage to edit. 656 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:45,321 Hey, gimme her phone. 657 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:47,367 I'll connect you to the cloud. 658 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,717 - [Mel] You're a freaking genius. 659 00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,501 - [Josh] I just try and do what I can. 660 00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:52,720 - For me, right? 661 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,591 - [Josh] Yeah, for you. 662 00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:56,593 - [Des] A pineapple router? 663 00:30:56,637 --> 00:30:57,290 What's that? 664 00:30:58,682 --> 00:31:01,207 - It gives me wireless access to your entire world. 665 00:31:02,338 --> 00:31:04,645 You've been hacked, hot stuff. 666 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,125 - When you edit this, 667 00:31:06,168 --> 00:31:07,691 needs to look like she's having a good time. 668 00:31:07,735 --> 00:31:09,650 - [Josh] Oh, yeah, I got it. 669 00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:11,826 - [Mel] Good. 670 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,355 - Hey, guys. It's me, Des. You know I love jewelry. 671 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:20,879 Can't get enough of it. 672 00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:23,969 So, today, I'm going to add some more, a belly button ring. 673 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:28,277 I know it's a little old school, but I like it. 674 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:29,583 Here I go! 675 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:30,584 I'm excited! 676 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:35,284 [Mel laughing] 677 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,418 - [Mel] You know what? 678 00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:39,941 You're such a great actress, Des. 679 00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:43,727 I mean, I'm surprised you had to give it up. 680 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:44,772 - That was fun. 681 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:49,037 - If I didn't know you any better, 682 00:31:49,081 --> 00:31:50,778 I'd think that you really love this. 683 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:53,694 And look at all these comments. 684 00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:57,828 These people are loving you. 685 00:31:57,872 --> 00:32:00,614 I mean, all these likes and comments and shares. 686 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,007 I mean, it's fantastic! 687 00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:05,749 I think your fans are ready for more. 688 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,795 The milk challenge, have you heard of it? 689 00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:12,626 Hey, I'm talking to you. 690 00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:13,975 - The milk challenge, 691 00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:15,803 yeah, you drink a lot of milk quickly 692 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:17,109 and then you throw it up. 693 00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:22,984 - I floated the idea by your fans. 694 00:32:23,028 --> 00:32:25,073 Let's see what they think. 695 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,553 The milk challenge is lame? 696 00:32:28,816 --> 00:32:30,600 Sasha234, you think so too, huh? 697 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,429 Your fans don't know, Des. 698 00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:43,178 I mean, we can't be lame, right? 699 00:32:43,222 --> 00:32:44,179 We can't be lame. 700 00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:48,270 We can't be lame, can we, Des, huh?! 701 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:52,013 We can't be lame, can we?! 702 00:32:52,057 --> 00:32:55,103 [Mel whimpering] 703 00:32:55,147 --> 00:32:57,888 [Mel grunts] 704 00:32:57,932 --> 00:33:00,761 [Mel whimpering] 705 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:05,984 - [Des] Mel, no. 706 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,595 I thought we were finished. 707 00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:10,336 - You'll be fine. 708 00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:12,729 I got this specifically for you. 709 00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:16,733 - Mel, please. 710 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:18,257 Please. 711 00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:20,520 - Everyone falls off the wagon occasionally. 712 00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,304 And this won't be lame. 713 00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:24,741 Everybody loves a drunk girl. 714 00:33:26,656 --> 00:33:27,701 - No more. 715 00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:29,311 Please. 716 00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:35,361 - [Mel] Okay. 717 00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:37,276 - What are you doing? What is that, no, no, no, no, no, no, 718 00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:39,930 no, no, no, no, no, no. - This is for your own good. 719 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,932 We have to make sure that you cooperate. 720 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,152 - No, please. 721 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:51,333 - Go on. [Des panting] 722 00:34:09,003 --> 00:34:10,222 Like a pro. 723 00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:42,471 - Hey, guys. 724 00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:43,820 It's me. 725 00:34:43,864 --> 00:34:45,213 Shot time. 726 00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:47,911 It's three, two, one, let's go! 727 00:34:51,219 --> 00:34:52,002 - [Mel] Smile. 728 00:34:54,962 --> 00:34:55,745 Brilliant. 729 00:34:58,052 --> 00:34:59,532 There you go. 730 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:01,882 [Des gurgles] 731 00:35:02,970 --> 00:35:05,581 [Des heaving] 732 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,760 Come on, come on, let it out! 733 00:36:16,696 --> 00:36:19,568 [static crackling] 734 00:36:24,921 --> 00:36:26,923 - He's a selfish asshole. 735 00:36:26,967 --> 00:36:30,231 All he cares about is his stupid movies. 736 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,451 I'm more talented than he'll ever be! 737 00:36:34,061 --> 00:36:35,280 I fucking hate Dave! 738 00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:37,456 I hate him. 739 00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,809 [Des gurgling] 740 00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:53,298 How much more? 741 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:00,783 Please, Mel. 742 00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:03,873 What else do you want from me? 743 00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:05,745 I've done what you wanted. 744 00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:06,876 - [Mel] So far. 745 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,009 And you've been great, so thank you. 746 00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:10,924 But you need to do something 747 00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,013 about your Dave problem, or I will. 748 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:15,320 - What do you mean? 749 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,018 Don't hurt him, Mel. 750 00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:19,628 Swear to God, don't hurt him. 751 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,677 - [Mel] I'm gonna need you to sleep for a little bit. 752 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,939 - Mel, please. 753 00:37:27,506 --> 00:37:29,334 What did you give me? 754 00:37:29,377 --> 00:37:31,597 - [Mel] Just something to help calm you down. 755 00:37:32,641 --> 00:37:35,035 - What did you give me, Mel? 756 00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:38,778 - [Mel] I'll see you in a bit. 757 00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:50,703 Shh. 758 00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:12,594 You won't believe how famous you'll be. 759 00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:14,901 Sleep well. 760 00:38:27,957 --> 00:38:29,524 We may have a bit of a problem. 761 00:38:30,786 --> 00:38:31,657 - [Des] What is it? 762 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,573 - [Dave] Hey, I called you a bunch. 763 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:36,052 I saw your latest post. 764 00:38:37,445 --> 00:38:38,228 Drinking, Des? 765 00:38:39,012 --> 00:38:40,056 The drinking? 766 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:43,364 [Dave sighs] 767 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,671 Did you really mean the things you said? 768 00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:46,541 What's going on? 769 00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:48,630 I'm sorry I left. 770 00:38:48,674 --> 00:38:50,066 Call me. 771 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,720 - So pathetic. 772 00:38:52,634 --> 00:38:53,983 What do you see in that loser? 773 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,031 You can't let Dave get in the way of your brand. 774 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:01,817 - [Des] You want me to dump him. 775 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:05,691 - I want you to text him that he needs to be okay 776 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:07,910 with whatever Des the vlogger wants to do. 777 00:39:09,129 --> 00:39:11,087 And I'll film you. 778 00:39:12,219 --> 00:39:13,742 People will get a kick out of it. 779 00:39:16,919 --> 00:39:17,659 [stun gun crackling] 780 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:18,791 - Okay. I understand. 781 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:19,618 I understand. 782 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:21,446 - [Mel] Great! 783 00:39:22,795 --> 00:39:24,013 And action. 784 00:39:26,146 --> 00:39:28,061 Remember, positive vibes only. 785 00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:33,719 [sighs] 786 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:34,502 - Hi, guys. 787 00:39:34,546 --> 00:39:35,329 It's me, Des. 788 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,899 I just want to thank all my new followers 789 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:43,163 and for InTheKnow.com for spreading the word on their site, 790 00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,426 but there is been one person 791 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,428 who hasn't been as supportive as you guys. 792 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,213 You guessed it. 793 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:51,040 Dave. 794 00:39:54,217 --> 00:39:56,742 He's still away working on his script for me, 795 00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:59,005 but I wanted to let you guys know 796 00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:00,354 that I'm not gonna let you down, 797 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,225 and give you front row seats 798 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:04,837 to everything that happens in our relationship. 799 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,055 [Mel clicking tongue] 800 00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:06,882 - Des. 801 00:40:07,753 --> 00:40:08,580 Keep going. 802 00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:12,453 - Here's what I'll type. 803 00:40:15,064 --> 00:40:16,849 Hey, Dave. 804 00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:19,068 People are loving my new vlogs. 805 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,898 I'd appreciate more support. 806 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,683 I want to do even more for my fans. 807 00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:30,428 [sighs] 808 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,084 That's right. 809 00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:36,912 I want to do even more for you guys. 810 00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:42,614 - He respond? 811 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:45,573 Tell everyone. 812 00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:50,056 - So here's what Dave wrote back. 813 00:40:51,274 --> 00:40:52,624 What the hell, Des? 814 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,364 This isn't okay with me. 815 00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:56,105 Why are you doing this? 816 00:40:56,149 --> 00:40:57,063 For what? 817 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:01,981 I guess Dave doesn't get it. 818 00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:05,071 - Text him that if he doesn't support you, 819 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,942 you don't want to talk to him anymore. 820 00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:11,207 Do I have to persuade you again? 821 00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,165 [stun gun crackling] 822 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:13,558 - Okay, okay, okay! 823 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:15,168 I'll do it. Fine. 824 00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:16,256 I'll do it. 825 00:41:23,916 --> 00:41:25,831 You never supported me, Dave. 826 00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,835 You poke fun at my acting skills, 827 00:41:29,878 --> 00:41:32,620 you don't get my passion for jewelry, 828 00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,622 and now, you're trying to keep me 829 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:37,625 from being a successful vlogger. 830 00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:43,152 Just leave me alone, Dave. 831 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:46,504 I don't need you. 832 00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:47,722 I don't want you. 833 00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:51,683 Stay away forever. 834 00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:56,296 Dave, I mean it. 835 00:41:58,690 --> 00:41:59,429 Goodbye. 836 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,781 - [Mel] Show them that you sent it. 837 00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:08,830 - Here you go, guys. 838 00:42:08,874 --> 00:42:10,049 Proof I have your back. 839 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,573 [static crackling] 840 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:13,574 - [Mel] Was perfect. 841 00:42:15,881 --> 00:42:17,926 - How much more, Mel? 842 00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:18,753 Please. 843 00:42:29,198 --> 00:42:31,200 - Your new video of you telling Dave what's up 844 00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:33,289 is getting great reviews. 845 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:35,596 And you know, a lot of your fans are on your side. 846 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,902 It's fantastic. 847 00:42:39,426 --> 00:42:41,559 And action. 848 00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:51,525 - As you can see, I'm almost done 849 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,919 with my new amethyst gemstone necklace. 850 00:42:53,962 --> 00:42:55,877 I hope you guys like it. 851 00:42:55,921 --> 00:42:58,793 If you do, I'll make even more so you guys can buy them. 852 00:42:58,837 --> 00:43:01,883 And if you do, I'll make it worth your while. 853 00:43:02,754 --> 00:43:04,364 - That's great, Des. 854 00:43:04,407 --> 00:43:07,410 Doesn't it feel good getting back to your jewelry? 855 00:43:08,934 --> 00:43:10,283 - Sure. 856 00:43:10,326 --> 00:43:12,546 That's all this was ever supposed to be. 857 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,548 - Right, that's it. 858 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,202 It wasn't supposed to help jumpstart 859 00:43:16,245 --> 00:43:18,247 your stagnant failure of an acting career? 860 00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:20,815 I mean, a jewelry vlog? 861 00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,382 Really? 862 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:25,994 Did you just pick a talent out of a hat one day and say, 863 00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:29,519 oh, I hope this will get someone to notice me. 864 00:43:29,563 --> 00:43:32,566 You're a fame whore with a plan, just like everyone else. 865 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,481 - I didn't want fame. 866 00:43:34,524 --> 00:43:37,397 I wanted exposure for my jewelry line. 867 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,444 - You showed your whole life, your relationship. 868 00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,229 You've gotten your exposure. 869 00:43:43,272 --> 00:43:45,013 You're exposed. 870 00:43:45,057 --> 00:43:47,581 - That's not what I-- - Stop lying to yourself, Des. 871 00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:50,149 You wanted this. 872 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:56,590 The comments, the adoration, the posting on a trending site. 873 00:43:58,157 --> 00:44:01,595 You paraded around like an altruistic person, 874 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:05,686 but, really, you're just a narcissistic piece of shit 875 00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:09,298 with all of the accolades like everybody else. 876 00:44:09,342 --> 00:44:12,824 You are no better and no different. 877 00:44:16,436 --> 00:44:18,133 - So that's what this is about. 878 00:44:19,395 --> 00:44:21,746 You're punishing me because people like me. 879 00:44:21,789 --> 00:44:24,923 - And now, they like you even more because of me, 880 00:44:24,966 --> 00:44:27,926 because of you completely debasing yourself. 881 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:32,887 You've been doing the figurative, Des, 882 00:44:32,931 --> 00:44:34,628 but people love the literal. 883 00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:37,849 [static crackles] 884 00:44:37,892 --> 00:44:42,331 You're just a vacuous, transparent hypocrite. 885 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:45,900 You deserve this. 886 00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:52,167 What are you doing?! 887 00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:53,125 What the... 888 00:44:57,346 --> 00:44:59,653 [Mel groans] 889 00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:04,484 Bitch! 890 00:45:04,527 --> 00:45:07,400 [stun gun crackling] 891 00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:15,669 Motherfucker! 892 00:45:25,853 --> 00:45:27,333 What am I gonna do with you? 893 00:45:29,509 --> 00:45:30,728 That was impressive. 894 00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:32,860 That was fun! 895 00:45:34,819 --> 00:45:36,429 Any other ideas floating around 896 00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:38,605 in that pretty little head of yours, huh?! 897 00:45:38,648 --> 00:45:40,433 [Des panting] 898 00:45:40,476 --> 00:45:41,564 - I'm sorry. 899 00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:43,697 Please, please, don't kill me. 900 00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:45,481 That was stupid. 901 00:45:45,525 --> 00:45:46,395 I won't do it again. 902 00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:47,440 Please. 903 00:45:47,483 --> 00:45:48,267 Just don't kill me. 904 00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:49,311 - You gonna cooperate? 905 00:45:49,355 --> 00:45:51,444 - I promise. I promise! 906 00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:52,271 - Great. 907 00:45:54,621 --> 00:45:56,231 I'm glad you're back on board. 908 00:45:57,667 --> 00:45:59,495 We're gonna have lots of fun together. 909 00:46:02,629 --> 00:46:03,456 I like feisty Des. 910 00:46:12,334 --> 00:46:13,509 And action. 911 00:46:16,469 --> 00:46:17,513 - Hey, guys! 912 00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:19,602 So I've accepted another challenge. 913 00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:21,691 I wrote on my vlog that I would hold this super hot 914 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:23,215 curling iron for five seconds 915 00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:25,565 if you guys bought 500 bracelets. 916 00:46:25,608 --> 00:46:27,393 Looks like I've hit my mark. 917 00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:28,307 Thanks, guys. 918 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:29,787 This is very exciting. 919 00:46:32,572 --> 00:46:33,312 Okay. 920 00:46:33,355 --> 00:46:33,921 Here we go. 921 00:46:35,531 --> 00:46:38,317 - [Mel] Drop some water on it so they can see how hot it is. 922 00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:47,761 [water hissing] 923 00:46:49,981 --> 00:46:51,809 - See, I wasn't messing around. 924 00:46:53,288 --> 00:46:54,986 Now, I'm gonna count really slowly for you guys 925 00:46:55,029 --> 00:46:56,596 so it's a full five seconds. 926 00:47:07,433 --> 00:47:08,608 [gasps] [stun gun crackles] 927 00:47:08,651 --> 00:47:09,522 - [Mel] That wasn't even a second! 928 00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:10,784 - It's really freaking hot! 929 00:47:10,828 --> 00:47:12,655 - [Mel] If you think you can't do it. 930 00:47:12,699 --> 00:47:13,743 [stun gun crackling] [static crackling] 931 00:47:13,787 --> 00:47:15,267 - I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it! 932 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:17,617 [whimpering] 933 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,099 [stun gun crackling] [static crackling] 934 00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:23,014 Okay, I just need a second, please! 935 00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,232 Just a second. 936 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:31,718 [sighs] 937 00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:33,154 Okay, here I go! 938 00:47:39,378 --> 00:47:40,858 One. 939 00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:42,468 Two. 940 00:47:42,511 --> 00:47:43,948 Three! 941 00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:45,297 Four! 942 00:47:45,340 --> 00:47:48,561 [Des yelps] [static crackling] 943 00:47:48,604 --> 00:47:50,258 Mel! [Mel chuckles] 944 00:47:50,302 --> 00:47:52,347 - [Mel] I think we got it. 945 00:47:52,391 --> 00:47:55,176 [water splashing] 946 00:47:56,743 --> 00:47:59,485 [static crackling] 947 00:47:59,528 --> 00:48:02,183 [Des groaning] 948 00:48:15,022 --> 00:48:15,762 Ready? 949 00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:17,677 And go. 950 00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:24,249 - My hand hurts, but it was worth it. 951 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:26,642 That was tough, but I'm glad I earned your business 952 00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:28,993 and learned I was stronger than I thought. 953 00:48:29,036 --> 00:48:30,646 I'm excited for all my new orders. 954 00:48:30,690 --> 00:48:31,734 Thanks, guys. 955 00:48:32,779 --> 00:48:34,041 - [Mel] Now, that's acting. 956 00:48:34,085 --> 00:48:34,824 Amazing. 957 00:48:36,087 --> 00:48:36,957 You know, you've been doing so well, Des. 958 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:38,916 You're really a natural at this. 959 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:41,788 Have I told you that? 960 00:48:43,268 --> 00:48:44,008 'Cause you are. 961 00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:57,499 Looks like your precious boyfriend won't take the hint. 962 00:48:57,543 --> 00:48:58,674 - [Dave] Des, talk to me. 963 00:48:58,718 --> 00:48:59,632 What the hell's wrong with you? 964 00:48:59,675 --> 00:49:01,416 Are you crazy? 965 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,940 And now, you're burning yourself? 966 00:49:04,245 --> 00:49:05,681 I'm coming over if you don't respond. 967 00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:09,729 - Doesn't get what it takes, does he? 968 00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:12,819 - He's gonna come for me, Mel. 969 00:49:12,862 --> 00:49:14,299 What are you gonna do then? 970 00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:23,830 Please, I'm sorry. 971 00:49:25,614 --> 00:49:27,529 I've gotten the viewers. 972 00:49:27,573 --> 00:49:30,271 - Yeah, and now, your vlog is on all the trending sites. 973 00:49:31,446 --> 00:49:33,709 Look, this is what you wanted. 974 00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,625 You knew that there were consequences. 975 00:49:42,414 --> 00:49:43,763 - He's gonna come here. 976 00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:48,333 - That'll be a shame, won't it? 977 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:51,684 I have an idea. 978 00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:53,642 Why don't we make sure he doesn't come? 979 00:49:57,733 --> 00:50:01,694 Dave, leave me the fuck alone. 980 00:50:01,737 --> 00:50:06,307 This vlog is more important to me than you are. 981 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:11,269 Stay away or I'll get a fucking restraining order on you. 982 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:16,578 You're no longer my priority. 983 00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:18,015 Bye forever. 984 00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:23,542 You think that'll keep him away? 985 00:50:26,893 --> 00:50:31,115 Trust me, one day, you'll thank me for all of this. 986 00:50:33,682 --> 00:50:34,727 Or not. 987 00:50:38,992 --> 00:50:39,688 Des. 988 00:50:40,907 --> 00:50:41,821 You promised. 989 00:50:43,475 --> 00:50:46,782 And you know what happens when you break a promise. 990 00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:48,697 - Okay. 991 00:50:48,741 --> 00:50:50,134 Okay. 992 00:50:50,177 --> 00:50:51,483 - And, babe, please stop it with the tears, okay? 993 00:50:51,526 --> 00:50:53,137 There's nothing sexy about that. 994 00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:54,747 - I know. 995 00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:55,965 I'm sorry. 996 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:57,445 - Stop saying sorry, okay? 997 00:50:57,489 --> 00:50:58,968 Come on. 998 00:50:59,012 --> 00:51:00,492 It's big girl time, okay? 999 00:51:00,535 --> 00:51:01,275 - Okay. 1000 00:51:04,235 --> 00:51:07,368 - [Mel] And now, for the grand finale. 1001 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,808 - And now, for the grand finale. 1002 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:24,124 - [Mel] That's good enough. 1003 00:51:24,168 --> 00:51:25,865 You can stop there. 1004 00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,171 - What? 1005 00:51:27,214 --> 00:51:28,302 - This is totally gonna go viral. 1006 00:51:28,346 --> 00:51:30,304 Isn't that great? 1007 00:51:30,348 --> 00:51:32,524 And you look so hot, by the way. 1008 00:51:32,567 --> 00:51:34,439 Doesn't she, Josh? 1009 00:51:34,482 --> 00:51:35,701 - [Josh] Yes, very. 1010 00:51:44,753 --> 00:51:45,798 - [Mel] Your new post has barely been up 1011 00:51:45,841 --> 00:51:47,278 and it's already gone viral. 1012 00:51:48,192 --> 00:51:49,715 That's a lot of new followers. 1013 00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:53,066 That's a lot of new people to see you. 1014 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,589 It'd be a shame to lose them. 1015 00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:56,678 - Yeah. 1016 00:51:56,722 --> 00:51:59,246 Real shame. [phone beeping] 1017 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:01,161 - Let's see what this asshole has to say. 1018 00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:07,211 - [Dave] Des, I figured out why Mel looks so familiar. 1019 00:52:07,254 --> 00:52:08,995 She's BusyGirl88. 1020 00:52:09,038 --> 00:52:10,953 She got shut down for filming that-- 1021 00:52:10,997 --> 00:52:13,869 [phone beeps] 1022 00:52:13,913 --> 00:52:15,741 - Wow! 1023 00:52:15,784 --> 00:52:18,222 So you're BusyGirl88. 1024 00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:21,877 So that's what this is. 1025 00:52:21,921 --> 00:52:23,923 Am I your next adventure? 1026 00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:25,185 Are you gonna take me to the park 1027 00:52:25,229 --> 00:52:27,231 and watch me kill myself with a razor blade?! 1028 00:52:27,274 --> 00:52:28,667 Am I your new best friend, Mel?! 1029 00:52:28,710 --> 00:52:29,537 - Shut up! 1030 00:52:29,581 --> 00:52:30,886 Shut the fuck up! 1031 00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:33,541 You have no idea what you're talking about! 1032 00:52:33,585 --> 00:52:36,240 Why is it my fault that she went through with it, huh? 1033 00:52:36,283 --> 00:52:37,850 People see what they wanna see! 1034 00:52:39,852 --> 00:52:41,158 I wanted to die too. 1035 00:52:43,943 --> 00:52:45,988 [Mel grunts] 1036 00:52:46,032 --> 00:52:48,077 - What does this have to do with me, huh?! 1037 00:52:48,121 --> 00:52:50,341 What do you want?! - You know what I want! 1038 00:52:52,386 --> 00:52:57,261 I want you and all the other fake, plastic posers, 1039 00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:00,046 pretending to have a fucking life, 1040 00:53:00,089 --> 00:53:02,788 to show the world something it actually wants to see! 1041 00:53:06,008 --> 00:53:09,186 But you're never gonna understand that, are you, Des? 1042 00:53:12,014 --> 00:53:13,059 - Film me. 1043 00:53:16,149 --> 00:53:17,846 You're really done with me? 1044 00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:18,934 - Aw. 1045 00:53:18,978 --> 00:53:20,153 You gonna miss me? 1046 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:20,980 - [Des] No. 1047 00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:23,635 - Congratulations. 1048 00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:40,217 [door thuds] 1049 00:53:41,348 --> 00:53:43,611 [grunting] 1050 00:53:48,921 --> 00:53:50,879 [panting] 1051 00:53:59,453 --> 00:54:00,411 - Help! 1052 00:54:00,454 --> 00:54:01,760 Help! 1053 00:54:01,803 --> 00:54:02,587 Help! 1054 00:54:08,506 --> 00:54:09,246 Please. 1055 00:54:09,289 --> 00:54:10,159 Oh, please. 1056 00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:13,511 Please, help me. 1057 00:54:13,554 --> 00:54:14,903 Please, help me. 1058 00:54:14,947 --> 00:54:15,730 Help! 1059 00:54:16,688 --> 00:54:17,471 Please! 1060 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,125 Help me! 1061 00:54:28,003 --> 00:54:29,004 Fuck! 1062 00:54:29,048 --> 00:54:29,831 Help! 1063 00:54:30,789 --> 00:54:31,746 Fuck! 1064 00:54:31,790 --> 00:54:32,921 [sobs] 1065 00:54:32,965 --> 00:54:34,314 Help! 1066 00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:35,141 Please. 1067 00:54:36,447 --> 00:54:39,319 [Des grunting] 1068 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:40,102 Fuck! 1069 00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:40,929 Help! 1070 00:54:42,148 --> 00:54:42,931 Fuck! 1071 00:54:42,975 --> 00:54:44,281 [sobs] 1072 00:54:44,324 --> 00:54:45,586 Help! 1073 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:46,370 Please. 1074 00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:55,988 - [Dave] Des! 1075 00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:57,729 I know you're here! 1076 00:54:57,772 --> 00:54:58,556 - Dave?! 1077 00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,731 Dave, I'm in here! 1078 00:54:59,774 --> 00:55:00,993 I'm in here! 1079 00:55:01,036 --> 00:55:01,820 Dave?! 1080 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:05,998 [door clacks] - Des? 1081 00:55:06,041 --> 00:55:06,825 - [Des] Call the police. 1082 00:55:06,868 --> 00:55:08,130 She's gonna kill me. 1083 00:55:12,787 --> 00:55:13,875 - There's nobody here. 1084 00:55:14,963 --> 00:55:16,051 - [Des] I'm burning. 1085 00:55:16,095 --> 00:55:17,401 - [Dave] Come on. 1086 00:55:17,444 --> 00:55:18,227 - [Des] Ow. 1087 00:55:24,190 --> 00:55:25,974 - [Dave] There you go. 1088 00:55:28,803 --> 00:55:29,674 Oh, my God. 1089 00:55:29,717 --> 00:55:30,805 I'm sorry. 1090 00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:33,025 Oh, my God, Des. 1091 00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:34,374 I am so sorry. 1092 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:37,116 - [Des] I thought she was gonna kill me. 1093 00:55:37,159 --> 00:55:38,291 - [Dave] I'm here now. 1094 00:55:39,074 --> 00:55:40,119 I'm here. 1095 00:55:58,398 --> 00:55:59,486 Let's call the police. 1096 00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:01,793 I should've never left. 1097 00:56:03,969 --> 00:56:05,536 - [Des] I'm just glad that it's over. 1098 00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:06,363 - [Dave] Me too. 1099 00:56:08,147 --> 00:56:10,149 I'm sorry it took me so long to get here. 1100 00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:13,282 - [Des] I'm just glad that it's over. 1101 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:18,897 - [Dave] What's that doing here? 1102 00:56:20,202 --> 00:56:21,552 - I don't know. 1103 00:56:21,595 --> 00:56:23,031 - [Dave] That's her webcam, right? 1104 00:56:23,075 --> 00:56:23,858 - Yeah. 1105 00:56:25,207 --> 00:56:26,295 - [Dave] Why is that still here? 1106 00:56:26,339 --> 00:56:27,253 - I don't know! 1107 00:56:32,911 --> 00:56:33,825 - Stay here. 1108 00:56:33,868 --> 00:56:35,174 I'm gonna go check the house. 1109 00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:36,480 - [Des] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please. 1110 00:56:36,523 --> 00:56:37,916 Dave, don't go. - I'll be fine. 1111 00:56:37,959 --> 00:56:39,221 - Don't go. - I'll be right back. 1112 00:56:39,265 --> 00:56:40,048 - No, no, no, don't leave me, please! 1113 00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:41,093 Don't leave. No! 1114 00:56:41,136 --> 00:56:42,181 Dave! No! 1115 00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:50,058 - What the fuck? 1116 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:55,760 The cameras are still in here too! 1117 00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:00,242 You're blinking. 1118 00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:01,679 You're still on, aren't you? 1119 00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:04,812 - Dave?! 1120 00:57:04,856 --> 00:57:07,206 Is she still here?! 1121 00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:08,033 Dave! 1122 00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:12,167 [camera crashes] 1123 00:57:12,211 --> 00:57:13,255 Dave! 1124 00:57:15,606 --> 00:57:16,389 Dave?! 1125 00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:19,610 Dave, what happened?! 1126 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:23,831 - [Dave] I'm gonna check the fuse box. 1127 00:57:23,875 --> 00:57:25,746 It's probably nothing. 1128 00:57:28,532 --> 00:57:30,882 - It's in the closet by the front door! 1129 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:35,887 [stun gun crackles] 1130 00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:37,584 [body thuds] 1131 00:57:37,628 --> 00:57:38,411 Dave?! 1132 00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:42,067 Dave! 1133 00:57:42,110 --> 00:57:43,634 Are you okay?! 1134 00:57:43,677 --> 00:57:46,288 [Des panting] 1135 00:57:48,073 --> 00:57:50,771 [Des whimpering] 1136 00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:00,389 Dave! 1137 00:58:03,218 --> 00:58:05,656 [Des groaning] 1138 00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:12,358 Dave?! 1139 00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:16,014 Dave? 1140 00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:17,058 Oh, my God. 1141 00:58:17,102 --> 00:58:17,885 Dave? 1142 00:58:20,105 --> 00:58:20,975 [stun gun crackles] 1143 00:58:21,019 --> 00:58:23,325 [body thuds] 1144 00:58:33,379 --> 00:58:35,903 [classical music] 1145 00:58:35,947 --> 00:58:37,209 - [Josh] We're all set up. 1146 00:58:37,252 --> 00:58:38,427 Ready whenever you are. 1147 00:58:45,957 --> 00:58:46,871 - Hey, Dave. 1148 00:59:09,371 --> 00:59:11,765 How's the screenplay coming? 1149 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:15,334 Mm. 1150 00:59:16,335 --> 00:59:18,424 You really shouldn't have come. 1151 00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:21,558 We didn't want you here. 1152 00:59:22,863 --> 00:59:24,212 But it's so sweet you remembered me. 1153 00:59:25,997 --> 00:59:28,434 I didn't know you were such a big fan of BusyGirl88. 1154 00:59:28,477 --> 00:59:30,479 What do you see in this guy anyway? 1155 00:59:32,351 --> 00:59:35,093 He's so ugh. 1156 00:59:37,269 --> 00:59:41,316 Maybe your fans would like to see him in our video, huh? 1157 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,404 What do you think? 1158 00:59:44,319 --> 00:59:45,233 - I hope you fucking die. 1159 00:59:45,277 --> 00:59:46,408 I swear to God. - Oh. 1160 00:59:51,326 --> 00:59:55,026 Your fans, maybe not, but my fans would. 1161 00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:59,944 I found a place that appreciates the sorta thing I do. 1162 01:00:01,206 --> 01:00:03,948 They appreciated my suicide video. 1163 01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:05,340 They appreciate me. 1164 01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,692 It's a small community, but it's thriving. 1165 01:00:11,433 --> 01:00:13,261 What do you say, Des? 1166 01:00:13,305 --> 01:00:14,959 You ready to be a star there? 1167 01:00:15,002 --> 01:00:16,656 - No-- - Oh, shut up, Dave! 1168 01:00:18,919 --> 01:00:21,313 Maybe they'd like to see us do stuff together, huh? 1169 01:00:24,229 --> 01:00:26,448 What kind of stuff you think they'd like to see? 1170 01:00:29,277 --> 01:00:30,583 Mm. 1171 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,366 Oh! 1172 01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:35,327 Oh, there's the grand finale that's promised. 1173 01:00:37,068 --> 01:00:39,897 And I think Des would wanna do the grand finale. 1174 01:00:39,940 --> 01:00:42,334 If not, you can watch me slit his throat. 1175 01:00:42,377 --> 01:00:44,945 Huh, what do you think Dave?! 1176 01:00:44,989 --> 01:00:46,294 What do you say, Des? 1177 01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:50,255 Ready to be a star? - Please, don't hurt him. 1178 01:00:50,298 --> 01:00:51,517 Please. - Oh. 1179 01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:53,693 It's up to you. 1180 01:01:09,883 --> 01:01:10,667 Action! 1181 01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:14,366 - Hey. 1182 01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:16,716 [Mel clicking tongue] 1183 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,457 - Des. - I'm sorry. 1184 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:21,068 I'll do it, I just, I need a minute, okay? 1185 01:01:21,112 --> 01:01:22,417 [Dave mumbles] 1186 01:01:22,461 --> 01:01:23,549 - Dave! 1187 01:01:23,592 --> 01:01:25,377 We're gonna need you to be quiet. 1188 01:01:31,513 --> 01:01:33,385 - I don't want her to hurt you, okay? 1189 01:01:33,428 --> 01:01:35,387 We're gonna get through this, I promise. 1190 01:01:36,518 --> 01:01:37,781 I'm so sorry. 1191 01:01:37,824 --> 01:01:39,696 I'm so sorry. - [Josh] Let's get back to it. 1192 01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:41,480 We're ready to do this. 1193 01:01:41,523 --> 01:01:42,960 - [Mel] Slow down, Joshie. 1194 01:01:43,003 --> 01:01:44,483 Des? 1195 01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:46,050 Places. [Mel snapping fingers] 1196 01:01:46,093 --> 01:01:46,964 Places! 1197 01:01:49,531 --> 01:01:52,186 Dave, aren't you so glad 1198 01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:54,319 that your girlfriend got back into acting? 1199 01:01:54,362 --> 01:01:56,234 [Mel chuckling] 1200 01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:59,106 [fingers snapping] 1201 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,985 - You can't show this on the internet. 1202 01:02:09,334 --> 01:02:11,553 - [Mel] This isn't for your type of internet. 1203 01:02:11,597 --> 01:02:13,991 I think you know that. 1204 01:02:14,034 --> 01:02:15,732 - I'm sorry, but... 1205 01:02:15,775 --> 01:02:17,646 - Nope! Time's up. Josh. - No, no, no, no, no, 1206 01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:20,084 no, no, no, please don't, please don't, please don't! 1207 01:02:20,127 --> 01:02:21,955 [punch thuds] 1208 01:02:21,999 --> 01:02:23,522 - [Josh] Ah, yeah! 1209 01:02:23,565 --> 01:02:25,742 [loud slap] 1210 01:02:27,569 --> 01:02:28,962 [Josh grunts] 1211 01:02:29,006 --> 01:02:32,792 - You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Des. 1212 01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:37,754 Josh. 1213 01:02:40,713 --> 01:02:42,497 It's okay. 1214 01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,498 You can cry now. 1215 01:02:44,804 --> 01:02:47,285 My fans like it when they cry. 1216 01:02:47,328 --> 01:02:52,333 Oh. [Des sobs] 1217 01:03:04,476 --> 01:03:07,305 [Dave grunting] 1218 01:03:23,582 --> 01:03:24,365 Ta-da! 1219 01:03:26,324 --> 01:03:27,629 The grand finale. 1220 01:03:31,198 --> 01:03:32,896 I bet you're wondering what's next. 1221 01:03:37,248 --> 01:03:39,206 I just can't decide which. 1222 01:03:40,468 --> 01:03:42,035 Oh, yes. 1223 01:03:42,079 --> 01:03:44,429 Let's start with something simple. 1224 01:03:44,472 --> 01:03:46,953 [Dave mumbles] 1225 01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:51,044 [Des sobs] 1226 01:03:51,088 --> 01:03:53,394 [Dave mumbles] 1227 01:03:53,438 --> 01:03:55,788 Do you wanna watch, Dave, huh? 1228 01:04:07,452 --> 01:04:10,107 [Des whimpering] 1229 01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:20,813 [Des screams] 1230 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,468 [Dave groans] 1231 01:04:27,298 --> 01:04:30,910 You have to be good and wait your turn, Josh. 1232 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:35,610 How about... 1233 01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:37,961 Oh, yes. 1234 01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:50,712 - [Des] Oh, no! 1235 01:04:50,756 --> 01:04:55,717 [Des screaming] [Dave groaning] 1236 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,596 - [Josh] Oh, my. 1237 01:05:04,639 --> 01:05:05,684 Oh. 1238 01:05:06,598 --> 01:05:08,948 It's still in form! 1239 01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:11,559 - [Mel] What do you think my fans would like to see next? 1240 01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:13,910 [Des sobs] 1241 01:05:17,739 --> 01:05:18,958 Mm. 1242 01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:21,613 You know, I do feel bad for Dave. 1243 01:05:22,962 --> 01:05:24,616 I mean, he warned you not to do it, 1244 01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:25,965 and you opened up your life 1245 01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:29,142 and he's a part of it, so here we are. 1246 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:32,798 Dave. 1247 01:05:34,191 --> 01:05:36,628 You look like you wanna hit me. 1248 01:05:37,716 --> 01:05:38,760 Do you wanna hit me? 1249 01:05:41,633 --> 01:05:42,503 Go ahead. 1250 01:05:42,547 --> 01:05:43,330 Hit me. 1251 01:05:44,723 --> 01:05:45,593 [headbutt thuds] 1252 01:05:45,637 --> 01:05:47,944 [Mel groans] 1253 01:05:50,381 --> 01:05:51,469 - [Des] No, stop it! 1254 01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:52,949 [Mel screams] [Dave sobs] 1255 01:05:52,992 --> 01:05:55,734 - You want some more, Dave, huh?! 1256 01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:58,519 [Mel grunts] 1257 01:05:58,563 --> 01:05:59,390 Josh. 1258 01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:00,173 Projector. 1259 01:06:02,959 --> 01:06:06,440 I've got a special surprise for you, Dave. 1260 01:06:06,484 --> 01:06:09,661 [Dave grunting] 1261 01:06:09,704 --> 01:06:11,750 It's your girlfriend's premier party. 1262 01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:21,412 Oh, what's wrong, Dave, huh? 1263 01:06:21,455 --> 01:06:22,979 You like it, you feeling feisty? 1264 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:24,589 Come on. Get up. 1265 01:06:33,206 --> 01:06:34,381 Get up, tough guy. 1266 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:49,875 [punch thuds] [Mel groans] 1267 01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:51,007 This is fun, come on! 1268 01:06:52,269 --> 01:06:57,056 [Dave groaning] [static crackles] 1269 01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:14,465 That kinda hurt, Dave. 1270 01:07:14,508 --> 01:07:15,727 You hit me pretty hard. 1271 01:07:21,733 --> 01:07:24,475 Kinda something like this! 1272 01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:29,306 [loud splat] 1273 01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,178 - [Des] No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1274 01:07:39,577 --> 01:07:40,360 No! 1275 01:07:43,276 --> 01:07:44,016 Oh, my God! 1276 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,452 Oh, my God! 1277 01:07:45,496 --> 01:07:46,366 Oh, my God! 1278 01:07:57,290 --> 01:07:58,857 - Oh. 1279 01:07:58,900 --> 01:07:59,814 Don't worry, Des. 1280 01:08:01,773 --> 01:08:03,644 Everything's gonna be all right. 1281 01:08:07,344 --> 01:08:10,782 So much has happened! 1282 01:08:10,825 --> 01:08:13,089 So much to use. 1283 01:08:13,132 --> 01:08:14,351 So thank you. 1284 01:08:18,790 --> 01:08:20,661 - Just fucking kill me. 1285 01:08:20,705 --> 01:08:23,011 I can't stand hearing your fucking voice anymore. 1286 01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:24,839 Kill me! 1287 01:08:24,883 --> 01:08:26,406 - How should I do it, Des? 1288 01:08:26,450 --> 01:08:28,234 My fans wanna know. 1289 01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:29,366 Do you have any ideas? 1290 01:08:30,410 --> 01:08:31,716 I'll do anything for 'em. 1291 01:08:32,543 --> 01:08:33,326 Come on. 1292 01:08:36,329 --> 01:08:37,722 [chuckles] 1293 01:08:37,765 --> 01:08:38,810 Fine. 1294 01:08:39,767 --> 01:08:40,812 Bye-bye, Des. 1295 01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:43,162 [Des chuckles] 1296 01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:44,250 Is something funny? 1297 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,384 - [Des] This is it? 1298 01:08:47,427 --> 01:08:48,907 Is this it? 1299 01:08:48,950 --> 01:08:50,691 - [Mel] What are you talking about? 1300 01:08:50,735 --> 01:08:52,128 - You cut off one little toe, 1301 01:08:52,171 --> 01:08:55,522 and now, you're gonna kill me with my fucking tool 1302 01:08:55,566 --> 01:08:57,785 I use to making jewelry with? 1303 01:08:57,829 --> 01:09:01,267 Is that some stupid symbolic shit you just thought of? 1304 01:09:02,268 --> 01:09:04,140 How pathetically bland you are. 1305 01:09:06,577 --> 01:09:07,447 I expect more. 1306 01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:11,538 They do too. - [Mel] Shut the fuck up! 1307 01:09:11,582 --> 01:09:12,409 [Des laughs] 1308 01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:14,759 - No, no, go ahead. 1309 01:09:14,802 --> 01:09:16,804 I'm sure your fans would really enjoy it! 1310 01:09:16,848 --> 01:09:19,155 [Des laughs] 1311 01:09:22,288 --> 01:09:23,942 No, wait! 1312 01:09:23,985 --> 01:09:25,161 Maybe we can just stop and do another milk challenge 1313 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:25,944 while we're at it! 1314 01:09:25,987 --> 01:09:28,816 [Des laughs] 1315 01:09:28,860 --> 01:09:31,079 You're so lame, 1316 01:09:31,123 --> 01:09:33,952 and your audience thinks your lame, BusyGirl88. 1317 01:09:36,955 --> 01:09:38,435 - I'm gonna enjoy killing you. 1318 01:09:39,871 --> 01:09:41,394 - And you're gonna do it before you even let 1319 01:09:41,438 --> 01:09:43,004 Josh get to have me? 1320 01:09:45,137 --> 01:09:47,357 He does all that work for you 1321 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,185 and he doesn't even get a taste?! 1322 01:09:52,753 --> 01:09:53,972 Is that how jealous you are? 1323 01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:58,455 You won't even let your audience see what they wanna see? 1324 01:09:59,891 --> 01:10:01,980 Isn't that right, Joshie? 1325 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:03,590 But your girlfriend won't let you. 1326 01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:07,986 Oh, poor Joshie. 1327 01:10:09,466 --> 01:10:11,207 I thought this was the dark web. 1328 01:10:12,904 --> 01:10:13,905 I guess I was wrong. 1329 01:10:16,124 --> 01:10:16,908 - [Mel] Stop. 1330 01:10:20,128 --> 01:10:23,306 [punch thuds] [Mel groans] 1331 01:10:23,349 --> 01:10:25,699 [loud thud] 1332 01:10:25,743 --> 01:10:27,962 [loud thud] 1333 01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:29,007 [loud thud] 1334 01:10:29,050 --> 01:10:32,097 [static crackles] 1335 01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:45,197 - Wouldn't wanna cover up your pretty face, Mel-Mel. 1336 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:47,895 [Mel groaning] 1337 01:10:49,027 --> 01:10:51,421 [Des chuckles] 1338 01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:59,255 [Des chuckling] 1339 01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:09,787 I'm gonna need you to be quiet. 1340 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:14,922 [loud thud] 1341 01:11:14,966 --> 01:11:16,097 Can you do that for me? 1342 01:11:18,491 --> 01:11:20,058 [Des chuckles] 1343 01:11:20,101 --> 01:11:24,192 You know, I think I finally get you. 1344 01:11:24,236 --> 01:11:26,238 And I wanna show you just how thankful I am 1345 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:28,284 for helping me expand my brand! 1346 01:11:29,241 --> 01:11:30,721 I think it really worked! 1347 01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:33,898 [Des chuckles] 1348 01:11:33,941 --> 01:11:34,725 Aw. 1349 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:37,945 Oh, what's the matter, Mel? 1350 01:11:37,989 --> 01:11:39,947 Are you worried what your precious fan base 1351 01:11:39,991 --> 01:11:41,079 will think of you now? 1352 01:11:42,472 --> 01:11:46,606 Maybe Joshie can help me edit the finish cut later. 1353 01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:47,955 What do you say, Joshie? 1354 01:11:47,999 --> 01:11:49,566 [Des chuckles] 1355 01:11:49,609 --> 01:11:52,133 [Josh groaning] 1356 01:12:05,973 --> 01:12:07,148 [Des chuckles] 1357 01:12:07,192 --> 01:12:09,281 [Josh groans] 1358 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:10,108 Go on. 1359 01:12:15,069 --> 01:12:16,332 - Goblin. 1360 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:18,812 - [Des] Great, I think we got it. 1361 01:12:18,856 --> 01:12:19,639 [loud thud] 1362 01:12:19,683 --> 01:12:22,250 [Josh gurgling] 1363 01:12:23,034 --> 01:12:25,863 [Des chuckling] 1364 01:12:36,134 --> 01:12:38,702 And now, for the grand finale. 1365 01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,182 For your fans. 1366 01:12:43,271 --> 01:12:45,056 - Just fucking do it! 1367 01:12:45,099 --> 01:12:46,884 Just fucking do it! 1368 01:12:46,927 --> 01:12:51,889 [loud thudding] [Mel screaming] 1369 01:13:05,206 --> 01:13:08,035 [phone ringing] 1370 01:13:29,796 --> 01:13:32,016 - [Greg] Hey, Des, it's Greg from Top Tier Talent again. 1371 01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:33,234 Just wanted to say, hey, 1372 01:13:33,278 --> 01:13:37,195 and great job with the whole vlog thing. 1373 01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:39,153 You're getting some real traction. 1374 01:13:39,197 --> 01:13:40,807 Lots of calls coming in. 1375 01:13:42,330 --> 01:13:46,030 But yeah, actually, just wanted to see if you had time 1376 01:13:46,073 --> 01:13:49,033 to get in front of this casting director later today. 1377 01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,208 Can you make that work? 1378 01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:13,274 [static crackling] 1379 01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:17,757 ["Secretly Insane" by Kirsten Collins] 1380 01:14:26,157 --> 01:14:29,900 ♪ Oh, I'm obviously crazy ♪ 1381 01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:33,294 ♪ But secretly insane ♪ 1382 01:14:33,338 --> 01:14:36,689 ♪ I'll make you guess and wonder ♪ 1383 01:14:36,733 --> 01:14:40,301 ♪ As I let you play my game ♪ 1384 01:14:40,345 --> 01:14:44,001 ♪ I will always let you make it ♪ 1385 01:14:44,044 --> 01:14:47,134 ♪ Make it to the end ♪ 1386 01:14:47,178 --> 01:14:50,616 ♪ But it don't really matter ♪ 1387 01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:54,185 ♪ 'Cause I will always win ♪ 1388 01:14:54,228 --> 01:14:57,493 ♪ I'm not trying to be mean, I'm not gonna lose it all ♪ 1389 01:14:57,536 --> 01:15:00,974 ♪ I just know where I've been, I don't wanna fall ♪ 1390 01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:04,282 ♪ I'm not trying to be mean, I'm not gonna lose it all ♪ 1391 01:15:04,325 --> 01:15:07,938 ♪ I just know where I've been, I don't wanna fall ♪ 1392 01:15:07,981 --> 01:15:11,332 ♪ Start being independent ♪ 1393 01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:14,597 ♪ I can't even handle myself ♪ 1394 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,600 ♪ At times, I am so tilted ♪ 1395 01:15:17,643 --> 01:15:21,734 ♪ How could I keep while the sun will melt ♪ 1396 01:15:21,778 --> 01:15:26,739 ♪ Ah, ooh ♪ 1397 01:15:28,611 --> 01:15:33,572 ♪ Ah, ooh ♪ 1398 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:39,535 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1399 01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:43,190 ♪ Yeah ♪ 92609

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