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- Sol Dolman, again, King of the Juice.
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- Marcus Goode here Sol.
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- Lima Express.
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- Blanca, it's Kerry Akermanis
here, from Footy Inquest.
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- Ron Greally.
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- It's James White here from
Music, Music, Music, Music.
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- Dick Denyar, Abel Cain Furniture.
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- Haydn King.
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- It's my graduation.
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- Do I dare ask who else will be there?
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- Lloyd, mom and Jerome.
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- And Jesus.
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♪ Don's Dirty ♪
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♪ Don's Dirty ♪
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♪ Don's Dirty Dog Wash ♪
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- Competitive franchises
are available now.
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- If we are going to invest
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all of Noel's worker's compensation payout
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we do wanna be sure.
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- Tony you'll get paid
as soon as I get paid.
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- If you don't transfer that money,
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I'm gonna personally come
over there and make you cry.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ This country is the best around ♪
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♪ You can be what you wanna be ♪
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♪ It's got great infrastructure ♪
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♪ And a top economy ♪
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♪ You can make it as a movie star ♪
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♪ A swimmer or a gymnast ♪
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♪ It's the land of opportunity ♪
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♪ If you want to start a small business ♪
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♪ Small business ♪
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(Don Farts)
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(upbeat music)
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- And the last one.
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- So this is it then?
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- That's right.
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- Wait!
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There, not there.
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Thanks Don.
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- Come on, it's not like we're not gonna
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see each other again.
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- Yeah, I know.
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- Free for lunch if you like,
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- I'm meeting friends.
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- No wuckas.
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- Thanks for stopping by, Mr. Angel.
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- Ah, my pleasure.
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Well, not my pleasure, but.
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- Oh well.
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- One door closes another one opens.
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- Yes.
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(telephone ringing)
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Speaking of which...
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(upbeat music)
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- Okay.
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(gentle music)
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Well that's it.
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It's all over red rover,
I've signed the papers.
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- Oh,
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your marriage.
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- Alert all ovaries Ray.
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I'm officially back on the market.
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50% of my income, can you believe that?
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Why are we listening to this shit?
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- They're taking a quarter page ad
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in Music, Music, Music, Music.
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So before I start the editorial
I thought I'd you know.
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- Is that dirty Janet Wilson's band?
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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You don't mind do you?
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- No, no.
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- It's just that,
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I hate it.
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- Hmm.
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You having a divorce party?
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- Yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Later.
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Yeah.
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It's a bit disrespectful
to have one straightaway.
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- Mm.
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But yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Probably go to Spearmint Rhino or something.
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(upbeat music)
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- So how do you feel about the divorce?
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- What do you mean?
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- How do you feel about the divorce?
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- I feel about 50% worse off.
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As long as the kids are happy, I'm happy.
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- Are they happy?
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- I don't know, pissing themselves
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at the Simpson's last week.
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Do you reckon I have the kids
that whatever I spend on them
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should come off that 50%,
I reckon it should,
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'cause 50% is massive.
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Thankfully, though it's
50% of Don Angel's income.
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I didn't say anything
about Pete, Kerry, Marcus,
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Hayden or James?
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(Don laughing)
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These are good aren't they, hmm?
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5% off a wheel alinement.
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- That's not actually
how you spell alignment.
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- Still it's 5% off?
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- Yep.
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- It all adds up, doesn't it?
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Two for one on a pizza, free bugle lesson.
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It's a great idea Ray, isn't it?
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Roping a whole bunch of
local businesses into the one
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promotional envelope, you
know it's something nice
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that you wanna keep and letter box 'em.
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You know I had this idea in a dream,
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can you believe that?
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- Yep.
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- How much do you reckon
they're paying to climb on board
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the Super Savers, right?
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- I've got no idea.
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- Have a guess.
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- I really wouldn't know.
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- Have a bloody guess.
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- $6,000
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- 6,000?
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No, it's 250 each,
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and that's, that's oodles.
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No one would pay six grand for that.
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- Well, I'm off to deliver these,
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and then it's Lesley's graduation
straight after that so.
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- Oh, so is what's her name gonna be there?
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And Geronimo?
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- Jerome, I'd expect so.
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- You gonna punch him out?
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- No, I'm going to kiss him.
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(beeping)
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- [Voicemail] Good day,
it's Kerry Akermanis
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from Footy Inquest and
yes he is my cousin.
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- I'll see you later this afternoon.
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- [Voicemail] Leave a
message and I'll get back
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to you by the end of play.
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(car honking)
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- Kerry, it's Gary
Monahan from GM printing
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returning your call.
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Look, we'd love to print
your Footy Inquest for you.
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The timing couldn't be better actually.
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It's been a bit of a lame patch of late.
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So truth be told, I'd be
grateful for the work.
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So give us a call back
when you get a moment Kerry
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and we'll talk turkey as it were.
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- (laughing) All right, well there you go,
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one door closes another one opens.
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- Good morning, we're from the
Australian Taxation Office.
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- Ah, you would be wanting dirty Denise
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from Hunger Solutions
just up the road there,
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I'm surprised it's taking you this long...
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- We're actually here for
a Don Angel, is that you?
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- I am a Don Angel, yep.
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(country music)
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- Mr. Angel, why has
World Wide Business Group
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failed to lodge a business
activity statement
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for the last 11 quarters?
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- I just keep forgetting.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll, write myself a
bloody note right now.
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That is as good as done, my friend.
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- You would have collected
a substantial amount of GST,
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in that period?
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- And it's your money isn't it?
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I firmly believe that and you'll
get it, no questions asked.
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That is my rolled gold promise to you.
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- Mr. Angel, there are numerous payments
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on your bank statements to a
Kerry Akermanis, Hayden King,
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Marcus Good, James White
and a Pete Mandela,
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who are they?
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- They are employees
of mine unfortunately.
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(laughing) No, they're great.
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- Presumably you treat them as contractors
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because you're not deducting
tax from any of their wages.
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- Yep, I treat them as contractors.
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- I'm curious because I just checked
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and the ATO has no record of any of them,
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ever having filed a tax return.
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- It's a bit of an oversight, isn't it?
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By them.
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- They don't show up on the
Medicare database either.
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- Yeah, well they're pretty fit.
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- Three of them aren't
on the electoral roll.
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- Two of them are?
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- Yes.
- Well, I don't know,
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maybe they're working under aliases.
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Always thought that Pete
Mandela was a fairly suss name
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to be perfectly Francis.
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- Mr. Akermanis?
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- No, out in the field babe,
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I'm his boss though.
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Can I help?
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- Yeah, I just have a letter for him.
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- Ah, not a Frenchie, is it?
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- No, it's a copy of an
injunction we had granted today
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on behalf of the AFL against
any further publication
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of Footy Inquest.
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(upbeat music)
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- Catch you later.
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- Can't you read?
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- I'm trying to save you money.
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- Piss off.
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(upbeat music)
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- What do you reckon?
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Claimables art work for the office?
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- You've also been claiming
against seven office desks
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for your employees.
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Where are they?
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- Exactly, still waiting
for that wretched removalist
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company to deliver them.
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We've just moved in.
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- Because I noticed that all
of your employees' phones
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are on your desk.
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- Tell me about it, do I
look like a receptionist?
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- What was the name of
the removals company?
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(phone rings)
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- Don Angel.
- Mr. Angel.
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- [Sam] Dad, it's me.
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- Oh, hi ya Sam.
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- Can you come pick us up?
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- What, where are you?
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- Mom's divorce party, I'm bored
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and she's drunk too much to drive.
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- A divorce party, what a mole, eh?
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- Mm.
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- Who's there Sam?
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- You know, her stupid friends.
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- Uncle Simon isn't there?
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- No.
- Yeah well look,
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I'd love to come and get you Sammy,
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more than anything but I just
can't get away at the minute.
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Why aren't you at school?
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- It's school holiday.
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- Is it?
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Fantastic.
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- Look I think we're going to your place
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for four days tomorrow.
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- Oh, I didn't know that.
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That's pretty good, isn't it?
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- Mm.
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- Yeah look just, put your mom
on for a sec, will you Sammy?
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- Okay.
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Mom.
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Mom!
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Dad for you.
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- He wants me back already.
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(women cheering)
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Hello.
- Do you think
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it's appropriate that
you have our kids there
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whilst doing your maggotted
mates dance on my grave?
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- I could lock them in
the car, if you prefer.
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- What are you supposedly doing,
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for the next four days anyway?
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- It is none of your business Don.
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- Yeah polishing your fucking
shoe collection I bet.
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- Yeah is that all?
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- Don't drive anywhere with
the kids, just get a taxi,
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all right?
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- Well, I'm nearly out of money.
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Could you courier over half of
whatever you've earned today?
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(call laughing)
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(upbeat music)
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- Hi.
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- Thanks for coming.
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- Oh bloody hell, look at her.
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- Don't make a scene, please.
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- Ray.
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- Hello.
271
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- Hi Ray, I'm Jerome.
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Nice to finally meet you.
273
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(lips smacking)
274
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- 5% off a wheel alignment.
275
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,700
- Thanks Ray.
276
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We really appreciate that, don't we?
277
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- Very thoughtful.
278
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,300
- (laughs) How did you know,
279
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our wheels through out of whack?
280
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,720
- I noticed it when I was
putting the bomb under your car.
281
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,260
- Look, I realize this must
be really awkward for you,
282
00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:39,540
but we really appreciate you being here
283
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,100
for our daughter's graduation.
284
00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,580
- No, it's not awkward.
285
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:44,340
Hmm?
- Hmm.
286
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:48,180
- Thanks Ray, you're such a bad liar.
287
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,020
- Certainly not in your league.
288
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:53,420
- I meant it as a compliment,
for Christ's sake.
289
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:55,700
- Can you for fuck sake just
get along for five minutes?
290
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,260
- Language.
- What?
291
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,500
Don't patronize me.
292
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,220
- Please don't tell her what
she can and can't say Lloyd.
293
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,320
You're not her father.
294
00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:06,080
- Welcome to my world.
295
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:12,180
- In your annual return you claimed $1,200
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for a coffee machine,
297
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,820
$4,000 for office artwork,
298
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,260
$1,500 for additions to
your professional library,
299
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,300
and a $1,000 for uniforms.
300
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,840
Can you show us those
items or receipts for them?
301
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- Hmm?
302
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:32,440
Coffee machine is in for
repairs along with the receipt.
303
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,020
Artwork is still in storage.
304
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Most of it's Aboriginal
which is good, isn't it?
305
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,180
Mind you, the receipts are
all in those little dots
306
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,280
so they're a bit hard to read.
307
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The professional library is in storage,
308
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,420
the receipts I'm using
as bookmarks, I think.
309
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,540
And the uniforms...
310
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,580
(phone rings)
311
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,460
- Don't answer that, answer
the question, the uniforms?
312
00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,340
- [Voicemail] This is James
White from Music times four.
313
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,300
I'm probably at a gig or a
recording session, either way,
314
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,280
leave me a message and I'll
get back to you pronto-saurus.
315
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,400
Nice lick.
316
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,260
- [Lyle] Ah yeah, my name's Lyle.
317
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,660
I'm on the list of black band
venue operators in your mag.
318
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,140
And I'm told my name could
drop off for a couple 100.
319
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,300
- Right the uniforms, okay,
- My number is 0387667...
320
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,840
- I was trying that on, not the uniforms.
321
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,940
But, come on, everyone does
a bit of that, don't they?
322
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,660
You have to get something
over the tax department.
323
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:30,840
You can't tell me you
haven't tried a bit of
324
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,440
the old Indian takeaway, hmm?
325
00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,000
(upbeat music)
326
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:42,140
- Hi how are you, okay, are we next?
327
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:42,980
- Yeah.
- Just group
328
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:43,900
in a bunch over there.
329
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,420
That'd be great, thanks.
330
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,340
So you're the father,
just bunch right up there
331
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:48,740
for me sir.
- I'm the father.
332
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:49,740
- All right, okay, so,
333
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,980
so you're the boyfriend?
- I'm the boyfriend.
334
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,300
- Right.
335
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,900
Sorry, so who are you?
336
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,420
- The patsy.
337
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,260
- Come on.
- Okay, just,
338
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,940
if we can just bunch
right up there for me,
339
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,260
sir, that'd be great.
340
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,460
See that gap if you could close
the gap right up, right up,
341
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,780
next to the lovely lady, that'd be...
342
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,880
- Can you just do it in Photoshop?
343
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,220
- Yeah, okay.
344
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,420
All right, everyone, if we
could just say Jesus Christ
345
00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:15,380
for me on the count of
three, and one, two,
346
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,220
three.
- Actually, can we not
347
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,020
say that?
348
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,540
I'm not comfortable with that.
349
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:21,620
- Sure, I just think cheese
is boring, that's all.
350
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,380
- All right, well, how
about goat's cheese?
351
00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,220
That's a bit different.
352
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,900
- Yeah, all right, let's go
with that, okay everyone,
353
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,420
on the count of three and one, two, three.
354
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,260
- [Group] Goat's cheese.
355
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,300
- Yep, pretty great and I'll
just grab one of you separately
356
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,300
just for the Photoshop
thing and one, two, three.
357
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,400
- Jesus Christ.
358
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,180
- Yeah, great, thank you.
359
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,140
- You should come along to the
ministry one of these days.
360
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,860
We're always looking for
new Pentecostal soldiers.
361
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,000
- Will I get to shag someone half my age?
362
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,000
- If that's what the Lord
has in mind for you, yes.
363
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:01,860
- I'm really sorry, Ray,
for what I did to you,
364
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,200
I know it was horrible and
I'm genuinely really sorry.
365
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,420
- How much weight have you lost?
366
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,520
- 44 kilos.
367
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,340
- Must make working for World
Vision more comfortable?
368
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,680
- Makes quite a few
things more comfortable.
369
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,340
I wanna divorce, Ray.
370
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,440
Jerome and I wanna get married.
371
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,300
- Oh he's happy to marry you now,
372
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,180
Now that someone else
has brought up his kids,
373
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,780
now that you're not a blimp?
374
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,880
- Yeah that's not fair.
375
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,420
- Well you don't sound very sorry.
376
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:40,140
- I am but I'm not gonna beat
myself up about it anymore.
377
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,240
- Well, do you mind if I have a go?
378
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,160
- Look at her.
379
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,380
We did a great job with her.
380
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:52,100
You were a fine father, figure.
381
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:56,960
You had a really positive
weird influence on her.
382
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:03,180
Yes, she's using a disturbing
sexual relationship
383
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,280
to resolve her father issues but,
384
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,200
thank you Ray.
385
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,700
- Oh, oh, oh, off of me, I think that's...
386
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,620
- Are you, are you okay?
387
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,280
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, no I'm not.
388
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,920
(upbeat music)
389
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,320
- Well, well, well, well, well (laughing).
390
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,020
What a bunch of assholes.
391
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,780
Sorry to interrupt your scheming.
392
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,420
- We're from the
Australian Taxation Office.
393
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,520
We're here to conduct a field audit.
394
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,920
- Oh, I do beg your pardon.
395
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:49,900
My name's Dick Denyar, I'm the
spokesman for this group of
396
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,700
disaffected business proprietors,
397
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,620
all of whom have in some way been
398
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:58,080
infected by the World Wide Business Group.
399
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,940
- This is just a bunch of
yokels who have swung through
400
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,140
the trees, down from the
mountains trying to blame
401
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,900
a city slicker like me
because they don't understand
402
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,420
how business works.
403
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,100
I see this everywhere,
you know, people who try
404
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,620
and blame somebody else
for their own shortcomings
405
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,060
and it's quite pathetic.
406
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,980
- This guy, Marcus Good, charges people
407
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,380
to advertise in a magazine
that he never distributes.
408
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,220
- Marcus Good?
409
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,660
- No, no, no, he's Hayden
King, I recognize the voice.
410
00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,820
- He sounds an awful lot
like James White to me.
411
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,820
- I thought the same thing.
412
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,920
- So who's Don?
413
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,360
- Are you Don Angel?
414
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,140
- Now I'm bloody Don Angel.
415
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,500
- So who are you?
416
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,660
- I'm Ray Leonard Leonard.
417
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,100
- Mr. Angel, don't you
think it's time you gave up
418
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,200
this charade?
419
00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:46,520
- No, I bloody don't.
420
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,920
Look just, you can check
my driver's license, hmm?
421
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,100
What, you think anyone can
run a business this size
422
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,340
on their own?
423
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,900
Manage five premier publications,
424
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,020
keep all those clients
happy, forget these pullets
425
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,980
and be a loving father in my spare time?
426
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,300
You people have got no idea.
427
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,620
You got your ponce degrees
in, in accounting and,
428
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,080
and business bloody management.
429
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,940
You're just paper shufflers.
430
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,460
It's just origami what you people do?
431
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,860
You got no idea what
happens in the real world.
432
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:24,440
It's people like me that
drive this country's economy.
433
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:30,380
Ray Leonard Leonard is
a respected journalist.
434
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,500
What are you doing working here, Ray?
435
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,340
- I don't think I could
do anything else really.
436
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:37,820
- You see, he can't imagine
himself doing anything else.
437
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:41,100
He's excited by the world
of opportunities here,
438
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,700
because I brought him into
the World Wide family.
439
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,180
I treat Ray, like I treat
my own kids, don't I Ray?
440
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,540
- Pretty much.
441
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,260
- And that's the beauty of small business.
442
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:55,420
But you people, oh dear, you
just wanna take small business
443
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,180
up the ass.
444
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,700
I'm about wealth creation,
445
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,420
the trickle down effect, but
you're, you're about red tape
446
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:05,580
and regulation you're,
you're a, you're a condom,
447
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,140
on the small business penis.
448
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,820
I mean, I'm just trying to
have a good old fashioned
449
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,920
Aussie go, no offense.
450
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,140
I mean this, you know what this is?
451
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:18,240
This is the tall poppy syndrome.
452
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,820
This is Alan Bond all over again.
453
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:25,660
Look what he did, you know,
the winged keel and beer,
454
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,020
Bond University?
455
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,100
I mean do we have an ATO university?
456
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,580
No we don't, because he was a businessman
457
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,340
and he built things and you
people just tear them down.
458
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,700
- I think you'll find we do actually
459
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,940
have taxpayer funded
universities, Mr. Angel
460
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,660
and hospitals, and schools, and roads,
461
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,020
and the more tax we collect
from people who evaded,
462
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,120
the more we can spend on them.
463
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,500
- As for this bunch of losers,
464
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,540
hoo, talk about small businessmen.
465
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,180
- Why don't you just shut up?
466
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,820
You're a complete charlatan,
467
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,700
you're some sort of
sibyl of small business.
468
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:03,320
- Oh, I have had enough of this, deary me.
469
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,140
I'm sorry, wait here, 'cause
I will prove you wrong,
470
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,100
deary me.
471
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,200
- Mr. Angel.
472
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,200
(upbeat music)
473
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,340
(glass breaking)
474
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,940
- Jesus!
475
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,740
Fuck!
476
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:30,600
(glass breaking)
477
00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,020
- So, what's gonna happen now?
478
00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,260
- Well, we'll take these
documents away with us,
479
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,220
try to get a picture
of what's going on here
480
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,180
and then we'll take whatever
action is appropriate.
481
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,980
(Noel singing)
482
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,020
(Noel barking)
483
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:05,900
- Hello.
484
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,420
- Oh, you've got someone with you.
485
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:08,740
We'll pop back later.
486
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,020
- No, we were just finishing.
487
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,220
- In that case, you'd better
break out the bubbly Ray?
488
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,860
We have decided to earn
our living doggy style.
489
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,700
- So you're saying...
490
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,940
- Yeah, yeah, yeah the franchise
491
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,620
we really wanna give it a crack.
492
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,220
- Do you mind telling me why?
493
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,540
- For all the reasons you outlined, Ray.
494
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,100
I mean, we really appreciated your honesty
495
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,140
and your lack of bovine
excrement, if you get my meaning.
496
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,180
- But I hope you don't
think that I was twisting,
497
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:33,300
talking you into it?
498
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,500
- No, no if anything, it was
like you're trying to talk
499
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:36,860
us out of it, wasn't it love?
500
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:37,780
- Hmm.
501
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,940
- Good.
502
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,980
- Perhaps it was reverse psychology?
503
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,580
- No, no, I'm still struggling with it
504
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,340
the right way around.
505
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,440
- We're doing the right thing though?
506
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,260
- Well, come on, this
checkbook is burning a hole
507
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,060
in my pocket.
508
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,160
Uh, that was 91,000 wasn't it?
509
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,140
- Yep.
510
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,300
- Should we make it 90?
511
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,340
- Well I don't think we should
be quibbling over $1,000,
512
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,000
so let's just keep it at 91, shall we?
513
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:09,040
- Yeah (laughing) that's
fine, that's fine, okay.
514
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,600
Who should I make it out to mate?
515
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,360
- Cash might be best.
516
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,860
(Noel sighing)
517
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,820
(upbeat music)
518
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:24,560
(phone ringing)
519
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,220
- [Voicemail] I can't get to
the phone so leave a message.
520
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,660
(phone beeping)
521
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,560
- [Ray] Don it's Ray,
can you give me a ring?
522
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,280
Noel and Coralie have just
given me a check for $91,000
523
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,340
for a Don's Dirty Dog Wash franchise
524
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:48,220
and I'm not sure what I should do next,
525
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,320
practically or morally.
526
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,740
Thanks.
527
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,680
(telephone beeps)
528
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,640
(country music)
529
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:07,020
♪ The Sydney Harbour Bridge it
lights up on new years eve ♪
530
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,860
♪ Revealing to the world ♪
531
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,980
♪ Just what Aussies can achieve ♪
532
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:11,820
(Don farting)
533
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,860
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
534
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,860
♪ Sure is something to be proud of ♪
535
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:21,660
♪ 'Cause electricity you
don't want to run out of ♪
536
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,780
(Don farting)
537
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,380
(Don sighing)
538
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,940
♪ To an island paradise ♪
539
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,980
♪ It's no wonder migrants flock here ♪
540
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:31,980
♪ 'Cause there's nowhere ♪
541
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,060
♪ Nowhere, nowhere ♪
542
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,020
♪ Quite as ♪
543
00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:37,300
- That was delicious.
544
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,500
- Mm-hmm.
545
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,340
- Must give you some money for that.
546
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,440
- No, no my treat.
547
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,440
I got it on a two for one voucher.
548
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,000
- Oh well, thanks for using it on me.
549
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,320
- My pleasure.
550
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,320
Anyway, this is what I've got so far.
551
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,900
The debut album from
the Camberwell Woodwind
552
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,820
and Brass Band.
553
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,240
Ole, it's the Camberwell
Woodwind and Brass Band.
554
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:16,300
Marks them as one of the
premier bands of their genre
555
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,060
in Melbourne's eastern suburbs.
556
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,260
The punchy horn section
and crisp woodwinds
557
00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,580
shines through on every track
558
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:29,140
under the masterful baton
of retired public servant,
559
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:32,160
Anthony Juhuche A.M.
560
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:38,460
A particular note is systems
analyst Ian Gourlay's
561
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:42,680
French horn playing,
on the, "Entertainer."
562
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,240
An absolute delight.
563
00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:51,400
While retail Queen Janet
Wilson's work on the...
564
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,360
Oh boy.
565
00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,260
Oh God.
566
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:03,780
♪ Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere ♪
567
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:08,820
♪ Quite as nice ♪
568
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,640
♪ Quite as nice ♪
569
00:26:11,690 --> 00:26:16,240
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