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You're talking to Don Angel. 5 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,056 - Who's Haydn King? 6 00:00:09,156 --> 00:00:09,896 - That's your father. 7 00:00:09,996 --> 00:00:12,016 - And who's Marcus Goode from Feelin' Great? 8 00:00:12,116 --> 00:00:12,856 - [Ray] Yeah. 9 00:00:12,956 --> 00:00:15,176 - And Pete Mandell from Railway Union Monthly? 10 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:15,976 - Yes, he is. 11 00:00:16,077 --> 00:00:17,217 - Are you anyone else? 12 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:19,377 - No, I'm only ever, Ray. 13 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:21,177 - What causes chronic fatigue? 14 00:00:21,277 --> 00:00:22,017 - Leslie. 15 00:00:22,117 --> 00:00:22,857 - [Don] Leslie, the daughter? 16 00:00:22,957 --> 00:00:25,537 - It's Leslie and the Lord, our savior. 17 00:00:25,637 --> 00:00:28,337 - I'm seriously considering adding a mobile dog-wash 18 00:00:28,437 --> 00:00:30,057 to the World Wide Group of companies. 19 00:00:30,157 --> 00:00:31,777 - I might have found you a job. 20 00:00:31,877 --> 00:00:32,737 - What is it? 21 00:00:32,838 --> 00:00:35,538 - It's doing all the signage for a new dog-wash franchise. 22 00:00:35,638 --> 00:00:36,378 - Good money? 23 00:00:36,478 --> 00:00:38,218 - Artwork, your Leslie, 24 00:00:38,318 --> 00:00:40,058 can we say in-house? 25 00:00:40,158 --> 00:00:42,158 - I'd have to ask. 26 00:00:43,118 --> 00:00:46,438 (bright engaging music) 27 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,819 ♪ This country is the best around ♪ 28 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:55,219 ♪ You can be what you wanna be ♪ 29 00:00:55,319 --> 00:00:58,859 ♪ It's got great infrastructure ♪ 30 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:02,899 ♪ And a top economy ♪ 31 00:01:02,999 --> 00:01:05,659 ♪ You can make it as a movie star ♪ 32 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,860 ♪ A swimmer or a gymnast ♪ 33 00:01:08,960 --> 00:01:12,340 ♪ It's the land of opportunity ♪ 34 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:16,020 ♪ If you want to start a small business ♪ 35 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,880 ♪ Small business ♪ 36 00:01:22,441 --> 00:01:25,001 (traffic hums) 37 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:28,101 - [Don] Yep. 38 00:01:28,201 --> 00:01:29,941 Yeah, I don't think it's anything serious. 39 00:01:30,041 --> 00:01:32,141 I've had a look on MedicineNet.com 40 00:01:32,241 --> 00:01:34,981 and they referred me onto AcidReflux.com 41 00:01:35,081 --> 00:01:35,781 so, in my opinion, 42 00:01:35,881 --> 00:01:38,261 it's a bit of the old acid reflux. 43 00:01:38,362 --> 00:01:40,622 - [Doctor] I'd like you to take your underpants down for me. 44 00:01:40,722 --> 00:01:42,182 - Yeah, I've been researching this 45 00:01:42,282 --> 00:01:43,622 on the internet for quite a few hours 46 00:01:43,722 --> 00:01:46,802 and I don't really think it's got anything to do with taking my underpants down. 47 00:01:48,602 --> 00:01:49,422 - What symptoms have you had? 48 00:01:49,522 --> 00:01:51,142 - Ah, a bit of gas. 49 00:01:51,242 --> 00:01:53,442 Bit of a pain in the guts. 50 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,263 Haven't had a really good crap 51 00:01:56,363 --> 00:01:58,503 for a couple of weeks. (laughs awkwardly) 52 00:01:58,603 --> 00:01:59,543 - Any cramping? 53 00:01:59,643 --> 00:02:00,583 - Uh, a bit. Yep. 54 00:02:00,683 --> 00:02:01,943 - Was it after eating? 55 00:02:02,043 --> 00:02:02,903 - Yeah, sometimes. 56 00:02:03,003 --> 00:02:05,463 - And how often would you eat take-away food? 57 00:02:05,563 --> 00:02:08,223 - Probably five, six times a week. 58 00:02:08,323 --> 00:02:09,943 But two of those would be gourmet pizzas. 59 00:02:10,044 --> 00:02:11,064 - What about lunch? 60 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,264 - Probably the same. Yep. 61 00:02:12,364 --> 00:02:14,064 - So about a dozen takeaways a week? 62 00:02:14,164 --> 00:02:16,304 - Yep. But I'm getting salads with that. 63 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:18,064 You know, mashed potato, coleslaw, 64 00:02:18,164 --> 00:02:20,304 bit of everything from the food pyramid is there. 65 00:02:20,404 --> 00:02:21,464 - Hmm. 66 00:02:21,564 --> 00:02:23,104 Without having done a full examination, 67 00:02:23,204 --> 00:02:23,944 I'd say it's very likely 68 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,514 that you have irritable bowel syndrome. 69 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,305 - Didn't come up on the internet. 70 00:02:28,405 --> 00:02:29,345 - I'm writing you a prescription 71 00:02:29,445 --> 00:02:31,625 for clomatil. 72 00:02:31,725 --> 00:02:34,745 Take one tablet a day with your main meal. 73 00:02:34,845 --> 00:02:36,025 No more. 74 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:37,585 And I'd also like to book you in 75 00:02:37,685 --> 00:02:39,345 for an endoscopy. 76 00:02:39,445 --> 00:02:40,905 - Oh and what's that? 77 00:02:41,006 --> 00:02:42,546 - Simple procedure where we run 78 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:44,226 a camera up your anus, 79 00:02:44,326 --> 00:02:45,866 into your bowel. 80 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,106 - Bags on not taking the memory stick 81 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:49,646 out of that camera. (laughs) 82 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:55,206 (upbeat music) 83 00:02:58,807 --> 00:03:02,247 (Ray singing to himself) 84 00:03:04,887 --> 00:03:06,587 - Hi! 85 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,707 Hello, Les. 86 00:03:07,807 --> 00:03:09,187 - Hi. 87 00:03:09,287 --> 00:03:11,347 Where should I put this? 88 00:03:11,447 --> 00:03:13,447 - Oh. 89 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:16,628 Good to see you. 90 00:03:16,728 --> 00:03:18,728 - Yeah. 91 00:03:19,328 --> 00:03:21,328 Oh, hello! Yeah, um. 92 00:03:23,368 --> 00:03:24,108 - Thanks for coming. 93 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:26,208 - And thanks for the opportunity. 94 00:03:33,929 --> 00:03:35,929 You just moved in, then? 95 00:03:36,729 --> 00:03:38,729 - No! 96 00:03:39,569 --> 00:03:41,569 Oh, these are brilliant! 97 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:43,629 And the detail! 98 00:03:43,729 --> 00:03:46,529 These are far more impressive than I expected. 99 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:48,830 - From me? 100 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:51,170 - No! For us. 101 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:53,990 Terrific, Les. 102 00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:55,630 - Well, I've had a bit of practice 103 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:58,070 designing for the Lieutenants of God, 104 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,310 and it's been an awesome service to Jesus 105 00:04:00,410 --> 00:04:02,110 but it will be great to have some 106 00:04:02,211 --> 00:04:04,231 paid work. 107 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,331 - Yep. 108 00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:11,391 Coffee? 109 00:04:11,491 --> 00:04:13,471 - Got any real? 110 00:04:13,571 --> 00:04:15,571 - Riva is pretty good. 111 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,991 It's the Rhonda Burchmore one. 112 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,092 - Oh. I like her. 113 00:04:22,452 --> 00:04:24,932 (phone rings) 114 00:04:33,813 --> 00:04:34,553 - Hello? 115 00:04:34,653 --> 00:04:36,193 - It's Liz Jarvis from the National Bank. 116 00:04:36,293 --> 00:04:38,793 Could I speak to Don Angel, please? 117 00:04:38,893 --> 00:04:39,593 - No. 118 00:04:39,693 --> 00:04:43,613 (hangs up and snaps phone shut) 119 00:04:53,774 --> 00:04:57,214 (Ray singing to himself) 120 00:04:58,654 --> 00:05:00,654 - Are you seeing anyone at the moment? 121 00:05:01,614 --> 00:05:05,434 - Yes. He's a cognitive behavioral therapist. 122 00:05:05,534 --> 00:05:07,364 I think it's helping. 123 00:05:07,455 --> 00:05:09,115 - I meant a woman. 124 00:05:09,215 --> 00:05:11,215 - No. No! 125 00:05:12,735 --> 00:05:14,735 How about you? 126 00:05:15,335 --> 00:05:17,575 - Um. His name's Lloyd. 127 00:05:18,615 --> 00:05:20,155 We met through church. 128 00:05:20,255 --> 00:05:20,995 (laughs awkwardly) 129 00:05:21,095 --> 00:05:22,995 It's kinda like our joke. 130 00:05:23,096 --> 00:05:26,156 Who needs RSVP when you've got Jesus? 131 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:27,316 - Jesus, probably. 132 00:05:27,416 --> 00:05:28,276 He was single. 133 00:05:28,376 --> 00:05:29,476 - Fuck off. 134 00:05:29,576 --> 00:05:30,356 He loves you, 135 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:32,076 and you're just taking the piss out of him. 136 00:05:32,176 --> 00:05:33,676 - Sorry, Liz. 137 00:05:33,776 --> 00:05:35,776 I thought we were swapping jokes. 138 00:05:39,177 --> 00:05:40,057 - You know you could do a lot worse 139 00:05:40,137 --> 00:05:42,157 than coming to a Lieutenants of God get-together. 140 00:05:42,257 --> 00:05:44,557 There are some seriously single women there. 141 00:05:44,657 --> 00:05:46,237 - I don't think they'd be desperate enough. 142 00:05:46,337 --> 00:05:48,337 - No, they are. 143 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,157 (car blasting music) 144 00:05:53,257 --> 00:05:54,357 - [Voice On Phone] Grace Farms. This is Kevin. 145 00:05:54,458 --> 00:05:56,958 - Morning, Kevin. This is Aidan King here, 146 00:05:57,058 --> 00:05:58,638 from the Lower Croidan News. 147 00:05:58,738 --> 00:06:00,118 Just wondering if I could have 148 00:06:00,218 --> 00:06:01,718 a chat to you about your farm there 149 00:06:01,818 --> 00:06:02,718 please, Kevin. 150 00:06:02,818 --> 00:06:03,998 - Oh yeah, what about it? 151 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,358 - Well, I'm wrestling up a 152 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,598 very special school holiday supplement 153 00:06:07,698 --> 00:06:08,798 for the Lower Croidan News 154 00:06:08,898 --> 00:06:10,198 and I just thought that, uh, 155 00:06:10,299 --> 00:06:11,759 what better way to burn some time 156 00:06:11,859 --> 00:06:13,919 with the kids than tour of a working farm? 157 00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:15,279 - No, we don't do tours here, mate. 158 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:17,159 - Well, it could be a very tidy 159 00:06:17,259 --> 00:06:19,399 second income stream for you, Kev. 160 00:06:19,499 --> 00:06:20,519 And all it would take is a couple 161 00:06:20,619 --> 00:06:22,119 of decent sized right-hand page ads. 162 00:06:22,219 --> 00:06:23,599 - You want me to start a business so 163 00:06:23,699 --> 00:06:24,559 you can sell me an ad? 164 00:06:24,659 --> 00:06:25,679 - Well, this could be the hen 165 00:06:25,779 --> 00:06:26,959 that lays the golden one for you, Kev. 166 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:29,600 - Look this is a battery farm, pal. 167 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:30,640 It gets pretty ugly here, dude. 168 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:32,360 The kids will be in tears. 169 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,040 - I think it could be educational 170 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:34,880 for them, Kevin. 171 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:35,720 - And I'm thinking you could 172 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:36,880 jam it up your ass. 173 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,160 - Sure. (dial tone) 174 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:39,000 Have a think about it 175 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:40,560 and, look, I'll try and snaffle 176 00:06:40,660 --> 00:06:42,360 that right-hand page ad for you. 177 00:06:42,461 --> 00:06:43,401 Okay, my pleasure. 178 00:06:43,501 --> 00:06:44,241 Yes. 179 00:06:44,341 --> 00:06:45,921 Alright, Kevin. Good on you, matey. 180 00:06:46,021 --> 00:06:48,021 Bye bye. 181 00:06:49,421 --> 00:06:51,281 Got a feature for you. 182 00:06:51,381 --> 00:06:52,721 Lower Croidan News. 183 00:06:52,821 --> 00:06:54,721 Guess what it is though, right? 184 00:06:54,821 --> 00:06:56,241 I'll tell you who's on board. 185 00:06:56,341 --> 00:06:57,401 You have to tell me what the feature is. 186 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,721 - Couldn't you just tell me? 187 00:06:58,822 --> 00:06:59,562 This is, uh,... 188 00:06:59,662 --> 00:07:01,002 - No, no. You have to guess. Okay. 189 00:07:01,102 --> 00:07:03,242 So, it's hiking equipment, 190 00:07:03,342 --> 00:07:05,382 a motor mechanic, and a laundromat. 191 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,002 So what's the common thread there, right? 192 00:07:08,102 --> 00:07:10,722 How would you bracken them all together? 193 00:07:10,822 --> 00:07:12,082 - Businesses? 194 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,762 - School holidays. 195 00:07:13,862 --> 00:07:15,602 See? 196 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:16,443 So. 197 00:07:16,543 --> 00:07:19,163 What I need from you today is a couple of kilos of your finest words 198 00:07:19,263 --> 00:07:20,723 tying them all to school holidays 199 00:07:20,823 --> 00:07:21,563 and to each other. 200 00:07:21,663 --> 00:07:22,403 Okay? 201 00:07:22,503 --> 00:07:23,843 - Yep. Leslie's here by the way. 202 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:24,683 - Oh great. From... 203 00:07:24,783 --> 00:07:26,723 - From the graphic design. For the dog washing. 204 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:29,443 - Oh the (licks lips loudly) daughter? 205 00:07:29,543 --> 00:07:30,283 How are you, babe? 206 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,283 - Not bad, thanks. 207 00:07:32,384 --> 00:07:33,124 - Any messages? 208 00:07:33,224 --> 00:07:34,924 - Ah, a couple of calls from 209 00:07:35,024 --> 00:07:36,684 the King of the Juice. 210 00:07:36,784 --> 00:07:37,524 - Yep. 211 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,684 - Not very happy about his ad. 212 00:07:38,784 --> 00:07:40,204 - Yep. Yeah, yeah. 213 00:07:40,304 --> 00:07:42,644 So, Leslie Leonard, eh? 214 00:07:42,744 --> 00:07:44,884 - She uses her mum's name. 215 00:07:44,984 --> 00:07:46,484 - Harrington. 216 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:48,614 - Jesus, what's all this? 217 00:07:48,705 --> 00:07:50,645 - Sorry, I thought you'd have 218 00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:52,645 a board room table or something. 219 00:07:52,745 --> 00:07:54,925 - Yeah. Well, we only up-sized 220 00:07:55,025 --> 00:07:56,125 a couple of weeks ago. 221 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,965 So, all that stuff is on the way. 222 00:07:58,065 --> 00:07:59,365 - "Creature comforts. 223 00:07:59,465 --> 00:08:01,485 Mobile Dog Washing Service." 224 00:08:01,585 --> 00:08:02,725 Clever, eh? 225 00:08:02,826 --> 00:08:04,446 - Should I start the presentation? 226 00:08:04,546 --> 00:08:05,646 - What's that? 227 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,286 - It's a Spaniel puppy. 228 00:08:07,386 --> 00:08:08,686 A Cavalier King Charles. 229 00:08:08,786 --> 00:08:09,846 - [Don] What's the cloud about? 230 00:08:09,946 --> 00:08:11,486 - [Leslie] Well, it suggests serenity. 231 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:13,806 Most people associate clouds with comfort. 232 00:08:13,906 --> 00:08:15,286 It implies softness. 233 00:08:15,386 --> 00:08:17,766 Pet owners have a soft spot for animals 234 00:08:17,866 --> 00:08:19,606 and an image like this will reinforce 235 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,447 that they're in the right hands. 236 00:08:21,547 --> 00:08:23,487 - [Ray] Does look soft. 237 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:26,567 - I've used a PMS 298 as the main colour in the logo, 238 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:28,727 and then I've reinforced it in the background. 239 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:30,927 It's a bright sky blue. 240 00:08:31,027 --> 00:08:32,567 Strong enough to stand out, 241 00:08:32,667 --> 00:08:35,567 yet still cool and inviting. 242 00:08:35,668 --> 00:08:37,528 - And the writing is nice and curly. 243 00:08:37,628 --> 00:08:40,248 - It's based on a font called Curlz MT. 244 00:08:40,348 --> 00:08:42,168 I just love the playfulness of it. 245 00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:44,328 It just says "naughty puppy" to me. 246 00:08:44,428 --> 00:08:48,128 - Ha. So it says "lead balloon" to me. 247 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,228 Or "call in the liquidators". 248 00:08:51,149 --> 00:08:53,449 I mean, that's all very nice in theory, love. 249 00:08:53,549 --> 00:08:55,329 But, look, I don't know if 250 00:08:55,429 --> 00:08:57,329 they teach you this at a university 251 00:08:57,429 --> 00:09:00,689 but, um, what's really going to catch the eye 252 00:09:00,789 --> 00:09:03,389 when you're driving past at 80 clicks, 253 00:09:04,909 --> 00:09:07,009 is your starburst. Hm? 254 00:09:07,109 --> 00:09:09,109 So, it's... 255 00:09:12,670 --> 00:09:17,670 With say, uh, a "Don's Dirty Dog Wash". 256 00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:21,250 Eh? (laughs) 257 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:22,810 Well, there's your name right there. 258 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,010 (phone ringing) 259 00:09:24,111 --> 00:09:26,111 You can't teach that sort of stuff. 260 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:29,871 - We could keep the curly font. 261 00:09:31,231 --> 00:09:33,011 - World Wide Business Group, this is Don. 262 00:09:33,111 --> 00:09:34,851 - Don, it's Eric Brennan. 263 00:09:34,951 --> 00:09:35,851 - EB! 264 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:38,371 Tell me you've scared off those tossers at the AFL. 265 00:09:38,471 --> 00:09:39,851 - I need to see you about another matter. 266 00:09:39,952 --> 00:09:40,852 - Oh. Right. 267 00:09:40,952 --> 00:09:41,732 - Are you in this afternoon? 268 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,412 - Uh. Um. I'm fairly full, mate. 269 00:09:44,512 --> 00:09:45,812 - I need drop round some documents 270 00:09:45,912 --> 00:09:47,492 from your wife's solicitor. 271 00:09:47,592 --> 00:09:48,692 It's in regards to a divorce settlement. 272 00:09:48,792 --> 00:09:50,252 A date has been set. 273 00:09:50,352 --> 00:09:52,772 - Has it? (scoffs) 274 00:09:52,872 --> 00:09:54,252 About time. 275 00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:56,352 About bloody time. 276 00:09:58,233 --> 00:10:00,893 - You're not happy about the starburst, are you? 277 00:10:00,993 --> 00:10:03,173 - He's a fuckwit! 278 00:10:03,273 --> 00:10:04,853 - Yep. 279 00:10:04,953 --> 00:10:07,313 - That was utterly humiliating. 280 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,633 Do you have any idea how that felt? 281 00:10:13,194 --> 00:10:14,134 You just stood there. 282 00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:16,234 Why didn't you say anything? 283 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,494 - Well, I said I liked your curly font. 284 00:10:23,594 --> 00:10:25,414 - I don't even know why I'm here. 285 00:10:25,514 --> 00:10:27,744 I don't need you. I have a real father. 286 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,335 And I have Jesus, and I have Lloyd. 287 00:10:30,435 --> 00:10:32,435 - Your own holy trinity. 288 00:10:48,956 --> 00:10:51,796 (muffled talking) 289 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:13,917 (congregation yelling and speaking in tongues) 290 00:11:27,038 --> 00:11:29,718 (phone ringing) 291 00:11:40,519 --> 00:11:41,459 - Feeling Great. 292 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:43,219 - Sol Dolman, King of the Juice. 293 00:11:43,319 --> 00:11:44,499 Is Marcus Good available yet 294 00:11:44,599 --> 00:11:47,099 or is that meeting into it's fifth hour now? 295 00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:48,939 (farting sounds) 296 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,260 (phone ringing) 297 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,360 - Which prick's this? 298 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,100 World Wide Business Group. 299 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,060 - Is that you, Pete? 300 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:56,860 - Who's this? 301 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,700 - It's Janet Wilson 302 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,020 from Wilson Woodwind and Brass. 303 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,380 - Yes, Janet. It's Pete. 304 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:01,860 - Oh. I'd just like to speak 305 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,140 to Ray Leonard, please. 306 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,100 - In regards to? 307 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,461 - Railway Union Monthly. 308 00:12:05,561 --> 00:12:06,901 - Well, I'm your man on R.U.M. 309 00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:08,461 - No, I'd like to speak to Ray, please. 310 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:09,701 - Oh yeah, why's that? 311 00:12:09,801 --> 00:12:10,781 - [Janet] Can I speak to him please? 312 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:13,541 - Sol Dolmon about Feeling Great. 313 00:12:13,641 --> 00:12:15,541 - Yeah, just hang on a sec 314 00:12:15,641 --> 00:12:17,141 will you, Janet. 315 00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:18,381 Marcus Good here, Sol. 316 00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:19,901 Uh, sorry about this phone tag. 317 00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:21,421 How can I help grow your business this morning? 318 00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:23,102 - Well you can actually distribute the magazine 319 00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:24,542 I advertised in for a start. 320 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:26,262 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 321 00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:27,242 - [Janet] Can I speak to Ray Leonard, please? 322 00:12:27,322 --> 00:12:29,182 - Yeah, just hang on bloody minute will ya, Janet. 323 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,182 - [Sol] I want a list of every place 324 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:31,462 you claim stocks this magazine 325 00:12:31,562 --> 00:12:33,142 cause I'm buggered if I can find it anywhere. 326 00:12:33,242 --> 00:12:34,982 - Oh sorry, mate, you're breaking up 327 00:12:35,082 --> 00:12:36,662 a little bit there, right? 328 00:12:36,763 --> 00:12:37,503 Ray! (whistles) 329 00:12:37,603 --> 00:12:38,823 - [Janet] Who am I speaking to? 330 00:12:38,923 --> 00:12:40,063 - I said just bloody hang on a sec 331 00:12:40,163 --> 00:12:40,943 will you, Janet? 332 00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:42,083 - [Sol] Not one health food shop in my suburb 333 00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:44,863 has ever seen or heard of Feeling Great. 334 00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:46,963 - 'Dirty' Janet Wilson for you. 335 00:12:48,283 --> 00:12:49,663 - [Don] Hello, Sol! 336 00:12:49,763 --> 00:12:50,623 - [Ray] Hello? 337 00:12:50,723 --> 00:12:52,143 - Oi! 338 00:12:52,243 --> 00:12:53,343 - [Sol] Yeah, I'm here. I've gotcha. 339 00:12:53,444 --> 00:12:54,264 I can hear you loud and clear. 340 00:12:54,364 --> 00:12:57,424 - No. No, you're dropping out there, Sol. 341 00:12:57,524 --> 00:12:58,744 I'm sorry, mate. 342 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,144 Look, I'll tell you what, if you can hear me, 343 00:13:00,244 --> 00:13:02,584 I'll call you back when I get a chance. 344 00:13:02,684 --> 00:13:03,664 - [Sol] No, don't hang up this phone. 345 00:13:03,764 --> 00:13:05,704 - The sooner they sell this Telstra dinosaur off, 346 00:13:05,804 --> 00:13:06,664 the better, eh? 347 00:13:06,764 --> 00:13:07,504 - [Sol] No, don't, no... 348 00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:09,714 - Alright then, Sol. Cheers, mate. Talk soon. Bye bye. 349 00:13:09,805 --> 00:13:10,985 Bye. 350 00:13:11,085 --> 00:13:13,705 (farting noises) 351 00:13:13,805 --> 00:13:14,945 - Ray Leonard. 352 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,305 - Oh, hi Ray! 353 00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:19,305 It's Janet Wilson. How ya going? 354 00:13:19,405 --> 00:13:21,385 - Fine. Why? 355 00:13:21,485 --> 00:13:22,185 - Oh, you know. 356 00:13:22,285 --> 00:13:24,185 Just wondering if you're (trumpet playing in background) 357 00:13:24,285 --> 00:13:26,585 busy in there with your writing. 358 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:27,746 - Yep, I am. 359 00:13:27,846 --> 00:13:28,986 - Yep, me too. Flat out. 360 00:13:29,086 --> 00:13:31,586 Thanks to you and your wonderful editorial, 361 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,686 the autumn sale's been just huge, Ray. 362 00:13:35,526 --> 00:13:37,706 I especially loved the comparison you made 363 00:13:37,806 --> 00:13:39,466 between trumpets blowing and 364 00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:41,946 the autumn leaves blowing around. 365 00:13:42,047 --> 00:13:44,027 So clever. 366 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,067 - Uh huh. 367 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:47,167 - Mhmm! 368 00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:52,307 So... What are you doing now? 369 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:55,427 - Well, I'm developing a school holidays feature. 370 00:13:55,527 --> 00:13:57,887 How to keep your kids happy, basically. 371 00:13:58,768 --> 00:14:00,828 Don't feel particularly well-qualified 372 00:14:00,928 --> 00:14:01,988 for it though. 373 00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:04,028 - (laughs) Why's that? 374 00:14:04,128 --> 00:14:05,388 Because you don't keep them happy or 375 00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:06,908 because you don't have any? 376 00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:09,648 - Both. (phone rings) 377 00:14:10,728 --> 00:14:12,828 The other phone's ringing now. 378 00:14:12,929 --> 00:14:14,589 - Oh. Okay. 379 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:16,869 - Yeah. So. Uh. 380 00:14:16,969 --> 00:14:18,949 - Maybe I could call you back? 381 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,589 - Yep! 382 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:21,589 - Okay. 383 00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:23,689 - Yep! 384 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,190 Music, music, music, music. 385 00:14:32,290 --> 00:14:33,830 - Could I speak to James White 386 00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,990 or Don Angel, please? 387 00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:37,710 - He's not at his desk at the moment. 388 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:38,670 - Neither of them? 389 00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:39,510 - No. 390 00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:40,950 - To whom am I speaking? 391 00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:43,430 - Ray. The senior journalist. 392 00:14:43,530 --> 00:14:45,750 - Can you inform James or Don that 393 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:48,511 World Wide Business has exceeded 394 00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:50,511 it's overdraft limit. 395 00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:52,151 And, until I can clear it up with one of them, 396 00:14:52,251 --> 00:14:55,351 I'll have to suspend all the accounts. 397 00:14:55,451 --> 00:14:56,671 - Right. I'll pass that on. 398 00:14:56,771 --> 00:14:59,191 - Tell him he'll need to speak to Liz Jarvis 399 00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,911 at the National Bank urgently, 400 00:15:02,012 --> 00:15:04,112 if he wants to continue trading. 401 00:15:04,212 --> 00:15:06,212 - Okay. Yep. 402 00:15:15,852 --> 00:15:19,412 (background music playing) 403 00:15:23,293 --> 00:15:25,433 - That looks like a PMS 693 colour 404 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,533 wouldn't you say, Ray? 405 00:15:27,973 --> 00:15:30,693 Make you feel melancholy yet playful? 406 00:15:33,213 --> 00:15:34,513 (laughs) Lovely girl, your Leslie, but 407 00:15:34,614 --> 00:15:36,834 does she talk some frog shit. 408 00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,114 - She thinks you're a fuckwit. 409 00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:40,314 - Whoa, whoah. Eh! 410 00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:41,554 She needs to toughen up if she wants 411 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:43,654 to make it out there. 412 00:15:44,414 --> 00:15:46,434 She needs to take a postgraduate degree in 413 00:15:46,534 --> 00:15:48,714 'Welcome to the Real Bloody World'. 414 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,284 - I think she's pretty talented. 415 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:52,475 - Yeah, well, we all think our kids 416 00:15:52,575 --> 00:15:53,515 are talented, right, 417 00:15:53,615 --> 00:15:55,615 but it's healthy not to encourage them. 418 00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:02,495 - She's not my kid. 419 00:16:03,455 --> 00:16:04,155 - Beg yours? 420 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,255 - I only found out six years ago. 421 00:16:09,856 --> 00:16:12,476 My cousin, Adler, came here. 422 00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:15,056 We were looking for a bone marrow donor. 423 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,776 We all had tests. 424 00:16:19,536 --> 00:16:21,656 Leslie's DNA was different to mine. 425 00:16:25,937 --> 00:16:26,917 - Was this around the same time 426 00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:30,137 as the chronic fatigue or? 427 00:16:30,977 --> 00:16:33,177 - Just before it. Yeah. 428 00:16:35,337 --> 00:16:37,037 - So who's the father? 429 00:16:37,137 --> 00:16:39,137 - Jerome. 430 00:16:39,978 --> 00:16:42,298 Some guy Yvonne was seeing before me. 431 00:16:43,618 --> 00:16:45,938 Only a couple of times at the same time as me. 432 00:16:46,858 --> 00:16:50,138 She got pregnant. Wasn't sure who the father was. 433 00:16:53,298 --> 00:16:55,398 And since she'd already broken up with Jerome, 434 00:16:55,499 --> 00:16:57,999 and she just wanted it to be mine. 435 00:16:58,099 --> 00:17:00,559 - The lying, stinking whore. 436 00:17:00,659 --> 00:17:02,659 - I think that's probably a bit strong. 437 00:17:04,059 --> 00:17:06,059 - So when you found out... 438 00:17:08,339 --> 00:17:09,959 - I wrote an article in the Australian 439 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:12,060 exposing the whole thing, 440 00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:16,280 but we hadn't told Leslie yet. 441 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,440 - But nobody reads the Australian. 442 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,660 Different if you did it in the Herald Sun. 443 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,520 - She couldn't believe I would 444 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,800 hurt her like that. 445 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:26,280 It made sense to her that I wasn't 446 00:17:26,381 --> 00:17:28,401 really her father. 447 00:17:28,501 --> 00:17:30,501 She stopped speaking to me. 448 00:17:31,141 --> 00:17:32,241 - Oh, so your wife roots around 449 00:17:32,341 --> 00:17:34,341 and you cop the blame? 450 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,801 - They moved out. 451 00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:39,901 I stayed in bed for seven weeks. 452 00:17:41,381 --> 00:17:43,381 - And never went back to work? 453 00:17:46,022 --> 00:17:51,022 (scoffs) They are like pigeons, I reckon, women, 454 00:17:52,542 --> 00:17:54,122 you feed them, look after them, 455 00:17:54,222 --> 00:17:56,782 but they can't help but shitting all over you. 456 00:17:58,182 --> 00:18:00,002 All those years of changing nappies, 457 00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:02,803 cleaning up vomit, and sleepless nights, 458 00:18:02,903 --> 00:18:05,883 paying for the school fees, braces, 459 00:18:05,983 --> 00:18:07,403 bikes, food, 460 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,363 and she's not even yours. 461 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:10,283 How demeaning! 462 00:18:10,383 --> 00:18:13,423 She has made you look like an utter tool. 463 00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:24,584 (upbeat music) 464 00:18:28,544 --> 00:18:30,554 - EB! What's up? 465 00:18:31,665 --> 00:18:33,005 Yeah, I'm on my way. 466 00:18:33,105 --> 00:18:35,345 Just grab yourself a nougat log and sit tight. 467 00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,025 (phone ringing) 468 00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:51,266 - Leslie? 469 00:18:55,186 --> 00:18:56,886 I just wanted to say sorry 470 00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:58,966 about this morning. 471 00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:02,566 Sorry you were humiliated like that. 472 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:05,087 I don't mean to keep doing this to you. 473 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:07,407 I was trying to make up for, 474 00:19:07,507 --> 00:19:11,927 you know, everything. 475 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:16,727 I told Don he was a fuckwit, if that helps. 476 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:21,827 Well, that you think he's a fuckwit. 477 00:19:23,508 --> 00:19:25,508 Lloyd seems nice. 478 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,148 How old would he be... 479 00:19:38,029 --> 00:19:40,029 - What are you working on? 480 00:19:40,989 --> 00:19:42,989 - Nothing! 481 00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:45,709 - Alright. 482 00:19:48,189 --> 00:19:50,369 - [Don] This is bullshit, Eric. 483 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:52,249 Fifty percent of my assets. 484 00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,970 Can she really claim that? 485 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,070 - I have no idea. 486 00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,570 - Equal custody of the kids, 487 00:19:58,670 --> 00:20:00,250 well that's not gonna happen. 488 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,390 That mole is never satisfied. 489 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:04,490 Have a look at this. 490 00:20:04,590 --> 00:20:05,330 - Don. 491 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:06,250 - Just bear with me. 492 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:07,770 See that? 493 00:20:07,871 --> 00:20:09,331 Full page, colour ad, 494 00:20:09,431 --> 00:20:11,691 in one of our premier publications. 495 00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:14,611 Twelve hundred and fifty bucks worth of free 496 00:20:14,711 --> 00:20:15,691 for a stack of new clothes 497 00:20:15,791 --> 00:20:17,531 on contra for her. 498 00:20:17,631 --> 00:20:19,651 Is it any wonder things are a bit tight 499 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,131 at the moment? 500 00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:22,051 I mean, they're fine. 501 00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:23,571 Yeah, we are growing the business 502 00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:24,972 and we're, you know, trending upwards, 503 00:20:25,072 --> 00:20:27,352 but it's no thanks to her. 504 00:20:29,552 --> 00:20:31,372 She seeing anyone at the moment? 505 00:20:31,472 --> 00:20:33,472 - She's seeing a solicitor. 506 00:20:34,872 --> 00:20:36,872 - Marcus! 507 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:40,292 - Uh, yeah. 508 00:20:40,393 --> 00:20:42,453 - Can you hear me alright? 509 00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:43,293 - Yeah. 510 00:20:43,393 --> 00:20:44,813 - What about if I move over here? 511 00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:46,093 Is that better? 512 00:20:46,193 --> 00:20:47,933 I'm not breaking up, am I? 513 00:20:48,033 --> 00:20:49,613 Cause I can come a lot bloody closer 514 00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:51,373 if you want. 515 00:20:51,473 --> 00:20:53,453 Sol Dolman, King of the Juice. 516 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,613 - Yeah, I know. 517 00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,533 You've got to try this guy's juice. 518 00:20:55,634 --> 00:20:56,654 It is sensational. 519 00:20:56,754 --> 00:20:58,754 - How big a dickhead do you think I am? 520 00:20:59,714 --> 00:21:00,694 I know what you're up to. 521 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:01,974 - In regards to? 522 00:21:02,074 --> 00:21:03,974 - The only copy of this magazine 523 00:21:04,074 --> 00:21:05,494 I've ever seen is the one you sent 524 00:21:05,594 --> 00:21:07,694 to me with your invoice. 525 00:21:07,794 --> 00:21:09,334 - And how many were you after, Sol? 526 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,134 - Thirty-five thousand, distributed across 527 00:21:11,234 --> 00:21:12,264 the state, as promised. 528 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,775 - Oh, come on mate. 529 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:14,655 I can't go anywhere without 530 00:21:14,755 --> 00:21:15,535 finding the bloody things. 531 00:21:15,635 --> 00:21:17,775 They're in tanning salons, sports shops. 532 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,455 They're in gymnasiums. Aren't they, Ray? 533 00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:21,655 - They're supposed to be. 534 00:21:21,755 --> 00:21:23,815 - [Sol] Tell you where I found a box though. 535 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,855 In a dumpster at the back of this building. 536 00:21:25,955 --> 00:21:29,175 - Oh, you have got to be joking me. 537 00:21:29,276 --> 00:21:31,616 That... Eric. Eric Brennan, by the way. 538 00:21:31,716 --> 00:21:32,416 He's my solicitor. 539 00:21:32,516 --> 00:21:33,496 Could you get straight on to 540 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:36,216 McNollinson's Distribution, please? 541 00:21:36,316 --> 00:21:37,496 And give them both bloody barrels 542 00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:38,296 across the bow. 543 00:21:38,396 --> 00:21:40,736 I want our contract annulled 544 00:21:40,836 --> 00:21:42,056 because that is a disgrace 545 00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:43,216 and it's certainly not the way we treat 546 00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:45,416 our valued customers here at World Wide. 547 00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:46,537 - I can't do this. 548 00:21:46,637 --> 00:21:47,417 - What? 549 00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:48,497 - You need a solicitor. 550 00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:49,737 - Yeah, you're my solicitor. 551 00:21:49,837 --> 00:21:50,617 - No, I'm not. 552 00:21:50,717 --> 00:21:52,297 - Well, you did my property transfer. 553 00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:55,617 - I'm a conveyancer. That's why I was cheap. 554 00:21:55,717 --> 00:21:59,337 I can't do divorce settlements and contracts. 555 00:21:59,437 --> 00:22:00,417 I'm just not qualified. 556 00:22:00,518 --> 00:22:03,218 And the AFL. Jesus! 557 00:22:03,318 --> 00:22:04,058 Anything to do with the 558 00:22:04,158 --> 00:22:06,458 title of your chicken shop, sure. 559 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:07,938 But, that's it. 560 00:22:08,038 --> 00:22:10,278 - [Don] (scoffs) Look. 561 00:22:11,318 --> 00:22:12,218 We'll talk about it tomorrow 562 00:22:12,318 --> 00:22:14,318 after you've calmed down a bit, alright? 563 00:22:17,759 --> 00:22:20,339 Can you believe that fat prick? (laughs) 564 00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,339 - Very impressive setup you've got here. 565 00:22:22,439 --> 00:22:23,979 - Oh, he's just having a bad day. 566 00:22:24,079 --> 00:22:25,459 You know, he's under the pump a bit 567 00:22:25,559 --> 00:22:26,299 at the moment. 568 00:22:26,399 --> 00:22:29,199 Some people don't cope well with that sort of stuff. 569 00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:31,859 So, I'll tell you what, Sol Dolman. 570 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,020 Why don't we give you free, gratis, 571 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,180 on the house, a full page, colour ad, 572 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,460 in the next issue of Feeling Great. 573 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,060 - And what's the point? 574 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,260 No one sees the poxy thing anyway. 575 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,620 - I'd just be a little bit careful about 576 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,980 making defamatory remarks 577 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,340 about my publishing house, my friend. 578 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,380 - Or what? 579 00:22:48,481 --> 00:22:51,181 You're gonna sic your conveyancer on to me? 580 00:22:51,281 --> 00:22:53,061 You need to get your shit together, pal. 581 00:22:53,161 --> 00:22:54,901 - No one's shit is more together than mine, 582 00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:56,421 I can assure you of that. 583 00:22:56,521 --> 00:22:57,821 - I'm very pleased to hear that. 584 00:22:57,921 --> 00:22:59,461 Because I want my money back, 585 00:22:59,561 --> 00:23:01,641 and I'm not leaving here until I get it. 586 00:23:03,201 --> 00:23:05,201 - Well, that's just, uh,... 587 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,922 Fine. 588 00:23:13,842 --> 00:23:15,842 Fine. 589 00:23:17,722 --> 00:23:19,542 What's two hundred and fifty bucks to me? 590 00:23:19,642 --> 00:23:20,862 - Four hundred and fifty. 591 00:23:20,963 --> 00:23:22,903 - Four hundred and fifty. 592 00:23:23,003 --> 00:23:24,823 Typical of you lot, isn't it. 593 00:23:24,923 --> 00:23:26,663 - Typical of my lot? 594 00:23:26,763 --> 00:23:28,583 Who exactly are my lot? 595 00:23:28,683 --> 00:23:31,883 - Uh, small minded operators. 596 00:23:39,684 --> 00:23:42,364 (phone ringing) 597 00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:46,284 - Sol Dolman King of the Juice! 598 00:23:48,164 --> 00:23:50,204 - Absolute charlatan, that prick. 599 00:23:52,244 --> 00:23:54,774 You know he's just ripping off Boost Juice? 600 00:23:56,325 --> 00:23:57,705 He's a Boost wannabe. 601 00:23:57,805 --> 00:23:59,805 Mutton dressed up as boost. 602 00:24:00,245 --> 00:24:02,325 (scoffs) 603 00:24:05,125 --> 00:24:07,125 Who's Dirty Liz Jarvis? 604 00:24:16,646 --> 00:24:19,126 (funky music) 605 00:24:30,967 --> 00:24:33,027 - [Don] I'm right for paper, thanks. 606 00:24:33,127 --> 00:24:35,227 - It's the school holidays feature. 607 00:24:35,327 --> 00:24:37,327 I need you to approve it. 608 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,687 - It's approved. 609 00:24:42,608 --> 00:24:44,508 - I think you should read it. 610 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:47,548 - Ugh. Read it out to me. 611 00:24:47,648 --> 00:24:49,648 Trying to concentrate in here. 612 00:24:57,289 --> 00:25:00,589 - "School holidays. Two words to gladden 613 00:25:00,689 --> 00:25:03,429 the hearts of children like no others. 614 00:25:03,529 --> 00:25:05,269 Whether it's camping in the mountains, 615 00:25:05,369 --> 00:25:07,109 lazing at the beach house, or 616 00:25:07,209 --> 00:25:09,509 taking your kids into your office, 617 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,909 school holidays offer parents the opportunity 618 00:25:12,009 --> 00:25:14,029 to spend some quality and quantity time 619 00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:17,470 with their DNA certified, biological children. 620 00:25:17,570 --> 00:25:19,950 And don't High-Country Hiking and Camping Gear 621 00:25:20,050 --> 00:25:22,030 know all about quality. 622 00:25:22,130 --> 00:25:23,830 Without the appropriate all-weather gear, 623 00:25:23,930 --> 00:25:25,310 a hiking expedition can be 624 00:25:25,410 --> 00:25:27,910 a damp, depressing experience. 625 00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:30,030 But with expertly-fitted boots, 626 00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:32,991 thermal underwear, and emergency flares 627 00:25:33,091 --> 00:25:33,911 from High Country, 628 00:25:34,011 --> 00:25:36,531 it can be considerably more enjoyable. 629 00:25:38,011 --> 00:25:40,191 Of course, school holidays means 630 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:42,691 kids' washing can really pile up. 631 00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:45,591 So, if you're not heading off to climb mountains, 632 00:25:45,692 --> 00:25:47,752 the One Turner South laundromat can help 633 00:25:47,852 --> 00:25:50,952 get those extra loads washed and dried. 634 00:25:51,052 --> 00:25:52,912 With six fully-automatic washers, 635 00:25:53,012 --> 00:25:55,592 two currently operational dryers, and 636 00:25:55,692 --> 00:25:57,072 a change machine, 637 00:25:57,172 --> 00:25:59,952 the One Turner South laundromat is your one stop 638 00:26:00,052 --> 00:26:02,252 school holiday laundry Mecca. 639 00:26:03,813 --> 00:26:05,713 But if soiled clothing isn't an issue 640 00:26:05,813 --> 00:26:08,633 and you are heading off on a hiking adventure, 641 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,993 make sure your car is safe and well tuned 642 00:26:11,093 --> 00:26:14,033 with an expert service from Jeff and Liam 643 00:26:14,133 --> 00:26:16,433 at J and B Car Repairs. 644 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,313 Liam replaces Barry, 645 00:26:18,414 --> 00:26:21,674 who has left suddenly to pursue other interests. 646 00:26:21,774 --> 00:26:24,194 Nothing spoils the excitement of holiday away 647 00:26:24,294 --> 00:26:25,154 like being involved 648 00:26:25,254 --> 00:26:27,834 in a serious motor vehicle accident. 649 00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:29,474 So, put your car in the safe hands 650 00:26:29,574 --> 00:26:31,114 of Jeff and Liam. 651 00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:33,324 And drive away with a sense of confidence 652 00:26:33,415 --> 00:26:35,415 bordering on arrogance. 653 00:26:36,495 --> 00:26:38,495 Enjoy your holidays." 654 00:26:41,175 --> 00:26:42,475 - [Don] (loud sigh) 655 00:26:42,575 --> 00:26:44,575 Wish I could pump out crap like you do. 656 00:26:46,575 --> 00:26:49,135 (upbeat music) 657 00:26:49,185 --> 00:26:53,735 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44653

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