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- Where do you want these?
- Well, let's have a think.
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The table's here, we've got to sit
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round it to have lunch, so maybe you
should throw them in the flower bed?
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Very good, Ray, you should write that down.
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By the way, your front nearside tyre's bald.
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- You need to get it replaced.
- Okay.
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Have you sorted your pension out?
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Are we really talking about
this on my birthday?
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Ray!
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Haven't you finished yet?
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Simon's dad and Melissa will be here soon.
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With his help, we'll be done by Christmas.
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Those chairs are looking a bit tatty!
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Well, it's all we've got, unless you want
me to magic a new set out of my arse.
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I need you today, Ray.
I really do!
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I've been thinking, when I get married,
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I'd like a gazebo at my wedding reception.
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What don't you concentrate
on getting a girlfriend,
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and worry about the awnings later?
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Yep, no, point well made!
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Stop shouting, David!
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Yes, keep the volume nice and low.
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You're just getting prepared,
mate, aren't you? Just in case.
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Absolutely.
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Love can hit you when you least expect it.
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I mean, you don't know,
but I might fall in love tomorrow!
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I bloody hope not,
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you're coming with me to pick
a load of plasterboard up tomorrow,
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and I'm not marrying you!
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Everything looks great.
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I hope so, Donna.
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I've been up since five.
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- Should be a nice day, shouldn't it?
- Yes.
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To be honest though,
I've been on and off the loo all morning.
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Are you okay?
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I thought I'd had a funny grapefruit.
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I'm very sensitive to citrus,
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I'm the same with warm orange juice,
it just goes through me like a tap.
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But actually, I think it's nerves.
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Larry and I have hardly been
in the same room since he left.
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Oh, right.
Yeah, of course.
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Listen to me going on!
I've got to finish this!
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- What is it?
- This is my famous egg mayonnaise,
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with secret ingredient.
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I've never, ever told anybody what it is.
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Would you like to know what it is, Donna?
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Yeah.
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Right.
Well, I use egg,
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mayonnaise, salt, pepper, and...
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I use a teaspoon of mustard powder.
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Right, thank you for that.
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Mum's the word.
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I won't tell a soul.
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Do you want me to make the salad?
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You're a guest!
You can't be making the salad!
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No, I want to, let me.
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No, no, you just relax, Donna.
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I'll get you a drink.
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I'm all right for a drink, Sue.
I really want to make the salad.
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Are you sure I can't get you a drink?
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What about an orange squash?
Or there's fresh orange in the shed?
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- I really want to make the salad.
- No.
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I'm not having it.
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I'm going to open you a bottle of Schloer.
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It's Simon's 40th.
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I'd really like to
contribute to the day, please.
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I'm not having you going
back to the mainland
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and saying that I let you make lunch.
Now, go on!
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Go on! Off you go!
Go on... Hop it!
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Hop it.
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Hop it.
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Andre,
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it's Simon's birthday today
and we're having a little party
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in the garden, so this is a bit inconvenient.
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Oh, hello.
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This is Sheena.
We met in the pub last night.
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- Oh, right.
- Hello, Sheena.
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Hi.
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She's got the flu.
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Oh, dear.
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Is it all right if she waits in the car
until I finish the work, Ray?
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Andre...
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- the point is...
- I won £100 on the fruit machine last night.
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Did you?
Right.
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I promised to take her to
the Premier Inn in Newport later,
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so we can have sex.
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Oh, right.
Well, look, sorry, but we're in the garden,
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but can you clear out the back shed.
Right?
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And just try to stay out of sight, okay?
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- Thanks, boss.
- You're welcome.
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See you in a bit, Sheena.
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Sue, please, is there anything
I can do to help?
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Oh, sorry, I thought you were Sue.
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Oh, no, no, I'm Lynn,
Sue's friend, from up the road.
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Nice to meet you.
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- You must be Donna.
- Yes.
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Would you like a little glass of white wine?
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No, I'm fine, thanks.
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Well, I'm going to have another one.
It is a party after all, isn't it?
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Sue tells me this is your first time
on the Isle of Wight.
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Yeah, yeah, it's lovely, isn't it?
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I've been here nearly 20 years.
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I moved here with my husband Jack,
for his work.
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- He was a prison officer.
- Oh, okay.
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Then he died.
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Oh, I am sorry to hear that.
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But then my luck turned and I found my Ken,
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- the second love of my life.
- Oh, that's nice.
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Then he died.
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Are you sure you don't want
a glass of white wine?
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No, no, honestly, I'm fine.
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Donna, you're not too hot, are you?
Because I can open some windows.
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No, I'm okay, thanks.
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- Let me know if you want me to.
- Okay.
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You'll like this.
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I was hoovering and Donna thought I was you!
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- Did you, Donna?
- Yeah.
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Simon, Lynn was hoovering
and Donna mistook her for me.
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- Did you?
- Yeah?
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She thought we look similar.
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Right, I've never really thought about it.
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Ray!
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I was in the hall
and Donna thought I was Sue!
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She thinks we look similar!
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The Eagles, as they say, have landed.
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Ray, Ray!
They're here!
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Come on, darling, you'll be fine.
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All right, Dad?
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Bear with us, guys.
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Melissa had one too many drinks last night.
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- And she's feeling a teensy bit fragile.
- Oh, my God.
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In you go.
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Nice of her to turn up pissed.
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Don't start, Ray.
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- Hi, everyone.
- Hi, Sue.
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- Hi, Larry.
- Hi...
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Can I get you anything, Melissa?
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- Sue, I feel so awful.
- Oh, no.
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I shouldn't really be like this
on your birthday, Simon.
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- I'm really sorry.
- It's alright. Don't worry about it.
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Is there anywhere she could get
a bit of shut-eye for five mins?
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Yeah, I just think if
I had a little power snoozie,
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I would feel so much better.
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Well, you could have a little lie-down
on the sofa.
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No, I don't think so.
Is there anywhere else that
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I could go where I could be alone
and in complete darkness?
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We could stick you in
the chest freezer, if you want?
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She could lie on our bed, couldn't she, Ray?
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Oh, God, Christ, no, God.
I wouldn't want to make a scene,
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I just feel really nauseous.
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Honestly, it's fine.
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Do you know what, no, I've got this,
I'm going to be fine.
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I'm going to be fine.
I'll be fine in a bit. Really. I will.
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No, if you want to have a lie-down,
you have a lie-down, darling.
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It's okay if she has a lie-down,
isn't it, Sue?
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Yes, it's fine.
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David, will you show Melissa
up to our bedroom, please?
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- At your service, m'lady.
- I just want to say,
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I'm so sorry, I hate making a fuss.
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I really do.
I hate it. Hate it.
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- I love you.
- Sorry, Simon.
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- It's alright. Don't worry about it.
- Come this way.
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I don't drink myself, so I've never
actually had a hangover,
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but what I famously overindulge in
is Netflix and granola.
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Thanks.
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It's from the exhibition we went to.
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I'd forgotten about this!
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Well, we remembered you liked it,
so Ray went back to get it for you.
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I love it.
Thank you!
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And now for my present.
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I was toying with the idea of
giving you a condolence card,
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which would have been superb,
seeing it's your 40th!
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Anyway, here's your present.
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It's brilliant.
Thanks.
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Well, let's see what it looks like on.
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I can have a guess.
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Yeah, let's have a look.
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That's nice.
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It's really nice.
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Go on, then, Fonzie, I'll have a milkshake.
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- Very funny. Go on, turn round.
- No.
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I'm not going to turn around.
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Turn round,
let's see if it fits you nice and snug.
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No, you can say as much as
you like, I'm not turning round.
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He wouldn't make much of a catwalk model,
would he, Sue?
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- No.
- He looks like a prat!
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No, joking apart, it's really lovely.
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Okay, thanks.
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Would you like some more quiche, Donna?
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No, no, I'm okay, thanks.
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You can have some of mine.
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Mum, she's said she's okay.
And there's some left anyway.
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This is a lovely drop of vino!
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- Is it, Lynn?
- Yes.
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It's as if 100,000 little gooseberries
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had taken on a whole new lease of life.
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- Does it make sense?
- Absolutely, 100%.
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Well, it's very nice.
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Simon.
Tell your dad about your new job.
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Oh, spill the beams.
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Well, I'm in London now.
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Been there about six months.
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I'm sort of hoping to get
some bigger projects,
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but it's going all right,
yeah, it's going well.
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That's nice to hear, really good.
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And we're going to try and save a bit
of money and get a deposit...
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- Here she comes!
- Oh, God, she's back.
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Are you feeling better, my love?
Sorry, Simon.
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- Come and sit down, come on.
- Hi, everyone.
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Over there, see?
Come and sit down. There you go.
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- Am I okay here?
- Take it easy.
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Sorry about that.
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It's okay, just take it nice and easy.
There you go.
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Would you like something to eat, Melissa?
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Oh, God, no. Oh, thank you, though.
No, I just...
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I just don't think
I can eat anything right now.
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I can.
Pass us the sausages.
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There you are.
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Sue, this is lovely.
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Thank you, Donna, that's very kind.
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Are you okay, darling?
What's troubling you?
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Sorry...
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is it okay if we move the egg
away from me, please?
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Is that all right?
It's just, I can't stand the smell of eggs
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and I just got a massive whiff of it then.
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Eggs are like, literally, my worst nightmare.
I'm really sorry.
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It's okay, we can move the egg.
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It's okay to move the egg, Sue, isn't it?
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David, will you move the eggs, please?
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Yes, yes, of course.
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I just got another massive whiff of it.
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It's not your fault.
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Is that better for you, now?
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Could you put a plate on it, Ray?
Is that okay?
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- Then Melissa can't see it.
- Sorry, is that all right?
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Look, why I don't I just
pop it in the kitchen
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and then I can top everyone up?
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Pass it to me.
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Thank you, thank you.
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I fancied a bit more egg,
but don't worry about me.
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- You okay, darling?
- Yeah.
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Melissa?
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Donna knows Anne Hegerty, don't you, Donna?
244
00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:21,120
Not really, I don't "know" her.
245
00:12:22,251 --> 00:12:25,478
- Wow! Who's Anne Hegerty?
- She's in the TV programme The Chase.
246
00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:27,804
The Chase.
247
00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:30,346
Donna used to live next door to her.
248
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:31,987
It was the next village,
249
00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:34,988
but if you don't know her,
then it doesn't mean anything...
250
00:12:37,628 --> 00:12:40,403
- What's up, pal?
- Hi, everyone.
251
00:12:40,895 --> 00:12:43,748
I won a bit of money on
the fruit machine last night.
252
00:12:44,149 --> 00:12:47,067
- So, I bought you all a chocolate bar.
- How lovely!
253
00:12:48,026 --> 00:12:50,993
But you shouldn't go
spending your money on us, Andre.
254
00:12:51,733 --> 00:12:53,208
Oh, thank you.
255
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:55,727
Oh, thank you.
256
00:12:57,108 --> 00:12:58,908
Oh, thank you.
257
00:13:05,082 --> 00:13:06,724
Ohh, me too!
258
00:13:07,228 --> 00:13:09,483
I didn't get you one, cos I don't know you.
259
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,324
Hey, dude, that's not a problem.
260
00:13:12,998 --> 00:13:15,316
- What a shame.
- Nice one, Andre.
261
00:13:15,437 --> 00:13:18,221
And, Sue, thanks for the wardrobe.
262
00:13:18,342 --> 00:13:22,423
You're welcome,
I'm glad it could be put to good use, Andre.
263
00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:25,534
Yeah, I burnt it to heat me caravan.
264
00:13:29,519 --> 00:13:31,399
I got that from John Lewis!
265
00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:42,428
So, how did you two meet, Melissa?
266
00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:49,158
Are we okay to talk about this?
267
00:13:49,756 --> 00:13:51,379
- Sue?
- Fine.
268
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,902
Well, let's do it.
269
00:13:54,806 --> 00:13:56,011
Okay, all right...
270
00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:58,404
So, I'm bisexual.
271
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:00,937
Yeah, so...
272
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:04,108
before Larry and I met,
I was mostly into women.
273
00:14:04,228 --> 00:14:07,110
I guess I just really like the female form.
274
00:14:08,595 --> 00:14:11,328
But I realise that
275
00:14:11,449 --> 00:14:14,698
sexuality isn't an exact science.
276
00:14:15,444 --> 00:14:16,810
It isn't.
277
00:14:17,228 --> 00:14:19,497
And after years of relationships
278
00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:22,561
with women, I met Larry.
279
00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:26,680
And I was just really surprised
280
00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:30,201
and shocked to find him attractive.
281
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:33,873
Thank you.
282
00:14:35,888 --> 00:14:37,217
I love you.
283
00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:43,620
Can I get you anything, Donna?
284
00:14:43,741 --> 00:14:45,061
I'm all right, thanks.
285
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:50,538
So, do you still like women, Melissa?
286
00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:53,892
David, pack it in.
287
00:14:55,777 --> 00:14:57,851
If you want to leave me,
I wouldn't blame you.
288
00:14:57,972 --> 00:14:59,982
I'd get out of this family, if I could.
289
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:03,549
- That's never going to happen.
- Oh, yeah?
290
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,280
But it might, if your mother
doesn't stop fussing over me.
291
00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:10,507
You just carry on!
Don't mind me!
292
00:15:10,628 --> 00:15:12,127
All right, Mum.
293
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,190
All right, Simon, out you go!
294
00:15:14,311 --> 00:15:17,191
- What? Go on! Tell him, tell him, Donna.
- Do as your mum says.
295
00:15:17,588 --> 00:15:19,128
Oh, right, yeah.
296
00:15:23,948 --> 00:15:25,988
Do you want to take the cake out, Donna?
297
00:15:26,108 --> 00:15:27,565
It's alright, you can take it.
298
00:15:27,686 --> 00:15:30,018
No, no, you take it out.
299
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,868
No, you made it, you should take it.
300
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,708
Simon doesn't want me taking it out.
301
00:15:33,828 --> 00:15:35,948
- Course he does.
- No, you take it out.
302
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,588
- Okay, I'll take it.
- Right.
303
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:39,751
- Will you light the candles?
- Yeah.
304
00:15:40,748 --> 00:15:43,576
Just give me a sec,
cos I'm going to film it.
305
00:15:55,986 --> 00:15:57,220
Blow, blow!
306
00:16:01,748 --> 00:16:03,008
Thank you!
307
00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:06,020
What?
308
00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:09,252
It hasn't recorded!
Now, why hasn't that recorded?
309
00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:12,707
Bloody hell, Sue!
You've got it on camera!
310
00:16:14,262 --> 00:16:16,302
Oh, no!
Donna, can we do it again?
311
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:19,187
- I haven't videoed it.
- Are you serious, Mum?
312
00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:21,585
- Yeah, is that okay, Donna?
- Yeah, okay.
313
00:16:21,706 --> 00:16:23,402
We can't do it again!
It's mental!
314
00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:26,108
- No, we can!
- Oh, my God.
315
00:16:26,229 --> 00:16:28,109
Sorry about this, Melissa!
316
00:16:30,108 --> 00:16:32,177
- Right.
- Are you ready, Sue?
317
00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:34,979
Hang on, hang on.
Yes, ready, Donna!
318
00:16:48,856 --> 00:16:50,148
I don't believe it.
319
00:16:50,268 --> 00:16:53,210
- What now?
- It hasn't recorded again!
320
00:16:53,331 --> 00:16:55,371
- Oh, Mum!
- Oh, no!
321
00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,848
Only joking!
322
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,587
So, Melissa, how are you liking
living on the island?
323
00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:21,148
To be honest, I'm really struggling.
324
00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,694
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.
325
00:17:23,815 --> 00:17:27,588
It's...
It's hard, it's been hard.
326
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:29,817
I think what Melissa's trying to say is,
327
00:17:29,937 --> 00:17:32,736
and I hope I don't want to put
words into your mouth, darling, but
328
00:17:32,856 --> 00:17:35,897
she worked in the fashion business
for so many years now,
329
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,982
and she's travelled the world
a hell of a lot, so,
330
00:17:39,252 --> 00:17:43,160
living on the island,
she finds a bit claustrophobic.
331
00:17:43,281 --> 00:17:44,661
Would I be right in saying that?
332
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:46,283
Yeah, maybe.
333
00:17:46,404 --> 00:17:48,684
And she's just used to
a certain kind of person with
334
00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:50,445
a certain kind of zhuzh!
335
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:53,175
Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
336
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:58,652
Anybody want any wine?
337
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,065
We've all got one, Lynn.
338
00:18:00,186 --> 00:18:02,382
Well, I'm getting one.
339
00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:04,770
Larry, what was that
wonderful little word you used?
340
00:18:05,437 --> 00:18:06,729
Zhuzh.
341
00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:09,427
That's it, wonderful! Zhuzh.
342
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,256
I'm sorry about that, Melissa.
343
00:18:11,377 --> 00:18:14,034
I suppose the island isn't for everybody.
344
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:15,683
Well, Sue, I suppose
345
00:18:16,004 --> 00:18:18,766
sometimes it can seem a little...
346
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:20,654
backwards.
347
00:18:20,775 --> 00:18:22,736
- No, I've never said that.
- No, I never said you have.
348
00:18:22,856 --> 00:18:24,977
But it sounds like I've said
that and you're making me
349
00:18:25,097 --> 00:18:26,707
come across like a bit of an arse.
350
00:18:26,828 --> 00:18:29,814
No, I'm so sorry, darling.
I didn't intend that at all.
351
00:18:29,935 --> 00:18:33,610
Everyone, please, she didn't say that,
she would never say that.
352
00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:35,011
Chardonnay?
353
00:18:35,692 --> 00:18:37,450
We've all got one, Lynn.
354
00:18:39,948 --> 00:18:42,326
So, Ray...
355
00:18:43,193 --> 00:18:45,293
how long have you lived here?
356
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,065
35 years.
357
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:49,877
Wow, that's extraordinary.
358
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,530
Down the hatch.
359
00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:55,521
Dad used to work on the ferries, Melissa.
360
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,461
He was one of their top engineers.
361
00:18:57,582 --> 00:18:59,172
I wouldn't say "top", David.
362
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,716
Obviously, you've travelled
more than I have, Ray.
363
00:19:03,194 --> 00:19:05,924
Back and forth to Portsmouth,
ten times a day!
364
00:19:08,751 --> 00:19:11,551
Cheeky one, lovely stuff!
365
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,947
And you've never, ever
wanted to live anywhere else?
366
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:18,761
No, no, we love it.
Don't we, Suzie?
367
00:19:18,882 --> 00:19:23,931
Oh, yes. The Isle of Wight
is our own version of paradise.
368
00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:32,742
I hope you don't mind me
saying this, I mean,
369
00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:37,376
I know it was a long, long, long,
long, time ago, but you and Larry...
370
00:19:38,536 --> 00:19:41,635
you just strike me as such an odd couple.
371
00:19:49,348 --> 00:19:54,365
Yeah, I mean, I just can't imagine
you being together.
372
00:20:02,221 --> 00:20:04,766
Yes, definite hint
373
00:20:05,526 --> 00:20:08,002
of aggressive lemon peel.
374
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,337
- Shall I just clear away the plates?
- I'll help you.
375
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:15,658
Thank you.
376
00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:22,500
Sorry we have to go,
but we're meeting up with
377
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,883
some of Melissa's friends
later for a drink...
378
00:20:25,004 --> 00:20:27,152
Oh, well, nice to see you both.
379
00:20:27,699 --> 00:20:30,217
- Well. Good to see you, Donna.
- Bye.
380
00:20:30,338 --> 00:20:32,755
Look after this one.
He needs it!
381
00:20:36,888 --> 00:20:38,988
Mustn't leave it so long next time, eh?
382
00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:40,849
No, you should pop over
to ours at some point.
383
00:20:40,969 --> 00:20:44,190
What I mean is, we're going
to San Fran at the end of the summer.
384
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,736
I'm sure we can sort something out.
385
00:20:45,856 --> 00:20:48,183
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Larry!
386
00:20:49,718 --> 00:20:50,934
- Bye.
- Bye.
387
00:20:51,055 --> 00:20:52,295
Bye, Dad.
388
00:20:56,668 --> 00:20:59,297
Andre, step back from the car,
389
00:20:59,512 --> 00:21:00,715
that's a good lad!
390
00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:03,231
- What's that?
- A bag of dead rats.
391
00:21:03,352 --> 00:21:05,712
- Jesus Christ.
- I found them in Ray's shed.
392
00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:17,267
Mum?
393
00:21:17,887 --> 00:21:19,576
- What?
- Well, what did that mean?
394
00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:21,999
I don't know why your dad
bothers turning up.
395
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,670
- Well, at least he did.
- As usual, it's all about him.
396
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:26,055
Well, and her!
397
00:21:26,176 --> 00:21:27,950
- Not now, Mum, please.
- What's going on?
398
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,411
Nothing, can you stay out of it?
399
00:21:29,531 --> 00:21:31,788
- Suzie?
- We're just talking about Larry.
400
00:21:31,908 --> 00:21:35,170
- Right, well you know what I think about him.
- Here we go, this should be good.
401
00:21:35,290 --> 00:21:37,485
Sorry, can't I have
an opinion in my own house?
402
00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:39,791
- Everything all right?
- Everything's fine, Donna, love.
403
00:21:39,911 --> 00:21:42,388
- Can we get you a glass of Schloer?
- No, I'm okay, thank you.
404
00:21:42,508 --> 00:21:45,268
- Go on, let me get you a glass.
- Mum, she said she's okay.
405
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,783
Can you stop fussing, please?
406
00:21:46,904 --> 00:21:48,367
Have a bit of respect for your mother.
407
00:21:48,487 --> 00:21:50,498
All right, well why don't you have
a bit of respect for my dad?
408
00:21:50,618 --> 00:21:52,442
- You've been digging at him all afternoon.
- I have.
409
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,489
- And I wouldn't piss on him if he was alight.
- Ray, stop it!
410
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:58,435
When's he going to wake up?
We all know he's not going to visit him.
411
00:21:58,555 --> 00:22:00,656
You love making me feel uncomfortable,
don't you?
412
00:22:00,776 --> 00:22:02,468
For goodness' sake, both of you!
413
00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,391
You don't even try and
get on with my dad, do you?
414
00:22:04,511 --> 00:22:05,795
At least he makes an effort.
415
00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:08,806
He makes an effort?
He didn't want to even come today!
416
00:22:08,927 --> 00:22:10,333
- Ray!
- What are you on about?
417
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:13,350
He told me he got tickets for
the Goodwood Races and he got all
418
00:22:13,471 --> 00:22:16,416
bolshie when I told him he should be
here to celebrate your 40th.
419
00:22:16,537 --> 00:22:17,788
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
420
00:22:17,908 --> 00:22:20,256
I'm just telling you,
that's your dad for you, Simon.
421
00:22:20,377 --> 00:22:22,515
He couldn't give a shit about
anybody else but himself.
422
00:22:22,635 --> 00:22:24,148
- I'm going home.
- Good, about time.
423
00:22:24,268 --> 00:22:25,849
And I know you're making Mum sell the house
424
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,228
and I know she doesn't want to!
But it's all about you, Ray, isn't it?
425
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:31,188
- It's always about what you want...
- Fucking shut up, Simon!
426
00:22:43,925 --> 00:22:46,663
- Are you going to tell him, Dad?
- What?
427
00:22:49,161 --> 00:22:51,802
- He should know.
- What should I know?
428
00:22:54,465 --> 00:22:55,725
Doesn't matter.
429
00:22:55,846 --> 00:22:58,148
No, you've said it now.
What do I need to know, David?
430
00:22:58,268 --> 00:22:59,820
What do I need to know?
431
00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:04,418
He's been having some tests on his heart.
432
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:06,319
What?
433
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,455
They think he's got
the beginning of heart disease.
434
00:23:11,588 --> 00:23:13,108
How long have you known, Ray?
435
00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:16,676
I've gone a bit downhill
since Christmas, if I'm honest.
436
00:23:17,184 --> 00:23:19,139
But, I mean, I'm 72,
437
00:23:19,260 --> 00:23:20,955
and that's what happens.
438
00:23:21,076 --> 00:23:22,648
None of us are getting any younger.
439
00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:24,933
No, but you've got an appointment,
haven't you, love?
440
00:23:25,053 --> 00:23:27,883
Next month, on the mainland,
with a top specialist.
441
00:23:28,004 --> 00:23:29,232
He's one of the best.
442
00:23:29,353 --> 00:23:32,529
He'll open me up, have a rummage around,
and then put me back to normal.
443
00:23:34,475 --> 00:23:36,201
Why didn't you tell me?
444
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,148
We didn't want to spoil your weekend, son.
445
00:23:40,308 --> 00:23:41,908
That's why we're moving, love.
446
00:23:42,028 --> 00:23:43,877
Ray needs to be closer to the shops.
447
00:23:43,998 --> 00:23:45,577
It'll be easier for him.
448
00:23:45,698 --> 00:23:49,577
Sue, Sue!
I found a bottle of fizzy in the kitchen.
449
00:23:49,698 --> 00:23:51,226
Anyone want a drop?
450
00:23:57,606 --> 00:23:59,631
The old pisshead's drunk half of it.
451
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,957
I'm sorry, Ray.
I didn't mean what I said.
452
00:24:07,144 --> 00:24:09,024
It's just water under the bridge.
453
00:24:11,489 --> 00:24:13,209
I want us to get on.
454
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,468
Miracles do happen.
455
00:24:20,382 --> 00:24:21,689
Oh, yeah.
456
00:24:22,151 --> 00:24:24,268
I'm thinking of asking Donna to marry me.
457
00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:27,530
That's great.
That's good.
458
00:24:29,354 --> 00:24:31,283
- You've got a good 'un there.
- Yeah.
459
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:33,972
And so has she.
460
00:24:41,692 --> 00:24:44,170
- Do you fancy a dance?
- Piss off.
461
00:25:04,828 --> 00:25:06,450
Oi, Simon!
462
00:25:07,011 --> 00:25:10,171
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no...
- Oh, yes, come on! Come on!
463
00:25:10,691 --> 00:25:13,566
Come and have a dance with your old mother!
464
00:25:13,789 --> 00:25:15,949
Go on, have a dance with your mum!
465
00:25:23,245 --> 00:25:26,876
- Hasn't it been a lovely day?
- It's been a wonderful day!
466
00:25:37,064 --> 00:25:39,584
There's something I've been
meaning to say to you.
467
00:25:40,255 --> 00:25:41,702
What's that?
Fire away.
468
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,846
If you're ever feeling lonely,
469
00:25:50,607 --> 00:25:51,987
I'm just up the road.
470
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:55,948
Okay.
471
00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,945
Well, that's very good of you.
472
00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:01,504
I'm serious.
473
00:26:02,126 --> 00:26:03,391
Thank you.
474
00:26:05,544 --> 00:26:07,504
- Do you want a drink?
- No.
475
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:12,112
Do you want me to take a photo of you all?
476
00:26:13,089 --> 00:26:14,912
But, Donna, you've got to be in it,
477
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:17,139
because you're part of the family now!
478
00:26:17,655 --> 00:26:19,348
I'll put it on the timer then.
479
00:26:22,739 --> 00:26:24,637
Quick, quick, everybody in!
480
00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:28,588
Simon, before you go home,
do you think we can get together
481
00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:31,616
for a few hours and go through
the pension plan I've got for you?
482
00:26:31,737 --> 00:26:33,108
Have a day off, Dad.
483
00:26:41,501 --> 00:26:46,101
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