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THEY LAUGH
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What time do you reckon it is now
then? About 6.30?
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I've got a question for you.
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Do you think it's too early to
put the washing on?
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Yes!
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Did you hear Ray go for a piss in the night?
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No, I'm gutted I missed that, though.
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It went on for ages.
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I thought there was a horse
in there with him.
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Apart from that, how's it going?
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I'm having a nice time.
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Oh, yeah? I am!
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Stop worrying.
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There they are!
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Hiding!
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Morning. Morning. Morning.
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Did you sleep well, Donna?
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Um, yeah, thanks.
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You?
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No, never do.
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Oh.
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My mind is always incredibly busy
in the middle of the night.
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Sorry to hear that.
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No, no, no, not at all.
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I absolutely love it.
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Are you wearing lip gloss?
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No, it's Canesten.
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I've a very strict cosmetic regime
first thing in the morning
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because I have a high level of skin yeast.
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Oh.
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Yeah, if I didn't use it, my face
would be as red as a fire engine.
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Ding-ding!
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Right.
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Well, best crack on. Yeah.
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There's a breakfast cookie in
the kitchen as big as a baby's face,
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and it's got my name on it.
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Is he ever in a bad mood?
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Never. Oh, dear.
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Do you want to try
and get a bit of extra kip?
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Definitely.
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Sis, your cardi's here, love.
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Can you feel it?
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Alan Titchmarsh has moved to
the island, Donna.
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Oh, has he?
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Yeah, we saw him in Morrisons down
one of the aisles, didn't we, Ray?
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Yeah, yeah, we asked him
which slug pellets he recommended.
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Lots of famous people have lived
on the island
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at one time or other, Donna.
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Charles Dickens.
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Mahatma Gandhi.
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Phill Jupitus. Oh!
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Shaw Taylor from Police 5.
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I don't know him.
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We ran in to him in Totland, once.
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Oooh, he had aged.
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Yeah, I don't know who that is.
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Keep 'em peeled.
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Sorry, I don't know what that is, Ray.
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Just nod along, otherwise this will
go on all afternoon.
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Have you ever lived near anyone
famous, Donna?
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Um, no, no, not really.
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I suppose Anne Hegerty from
The Chase lived in the next village.
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What?
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What?
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Why didn't you mentioned
this before? Um...
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We love The Chase.
Oh, I didn't know.
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We record them all and then watch
them in the evening, don't we, Sue?
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Yeah, I can't believe you know Anne Hegerty.
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We've got some episodes to catch up on.
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We can watch them tonight!
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Well, that's our evening sorted.
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Yeah, I'm definitely going to
bed early. Hiya!
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Hello!
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Hi, Garth. SUE: Hi, Garthy.
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Lunch is on its way, Rose.
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Shepherd's pie and a pud-pud.
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Thanks, Garth.
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Garthy, this is Donna, Simon's girlfriend.
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They're over for the weekend,
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and Donna's never been to the island before.
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Ooh, get out while you still can!
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We're all a bunch of odd-bods!
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Just to let you know, she was
a little bit weepy yesterday.
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But she had some tomato soup
and Jane sang Whitney Houston
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for her and she seemed to brighten up a bit.
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Oh, that's good, well, I must thank Jane.
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Cor, gimme 20 minutes,
I'd know how to thank her.
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More like 20 seconds, Donna.
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You should be so lucky, Ray,
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Jane was nearly a member of
Brotherhood of Man.
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Really? Yeah. I didn't know that.
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In the auditions,
she got down to the last 150.
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Now, can I get anyone a drinkie poo?
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No, we're all fine, thank you.
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I'll leave you all to it then.
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- See you in a tick-tock.
- See you, Garth.
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Garth's got terrible halitosis,
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but he's a fantastic ballroom dancer.
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I can't get my head round
that he's married with six kids.
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Why do you think he's gay, Ray?
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Oh, let's think.
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He's a male nurse and he says "tick-tock"
and "pud-pud" every half hour.
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- Come on, behave, Sue.
- Can I give Simon his present, Sue?
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Of course you can.
Oh, yes, please, here we go.
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Blimey!
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Bloody hell!
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Now,
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obviously, I bought it for her
but she did give me the money.
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- Do you want to sit here Ray?
- No, no, you're all right, Sue.
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What an extraordinary nose!
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What is it, Mum?
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It's for the garden.
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We thought it would be a bit of fun,
didn't we, Rose?
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Look at his little face,
it's what you wanted, isn't it?
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What am I meant to do with it?
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We thought you could put
it in the back garden.
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- What, buried?
- Oh, shut up.
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If it was left to you,
he wouldn't have a present.
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- That would have been preferable.
- Do you like it, Donna?
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Yes, Auntie Rose, it's really nice.
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Do you like it, Simon?
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Oh, he absolutely loves it.
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Have you kept the receipt?
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Well, you're only 40 once.
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Thanks, Auntie Rose.
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- Dad, do you want to sit here?
- David, I'm perfectly fine, thank you!
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Trolley Dolly's here!
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Your lunch is here, Rose,
so we'll get out of your hair.
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Lovely to see you, Auntie Rose.
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Happy birthday for tomorrow.
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- Lovely to meet...
- Bye-bye.
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We'll see you soon, love.
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Bye-bye, Garthy.
Thank you.
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Bye, Sue, David.
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Ciao Raymondo!
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Is he winding me up?
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Bye, Edith.
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Bye, Carol.
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Bye, Betty.
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- Bye, Freda.
- Piss off!
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Oh, dear.
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Sorry about that, Donna.
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- It's Jane!
- Freda's my favourite.
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Hello, Jane!
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Hi, Sue!
Hi, Ray.
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Hello, Jane.
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Jane, thank you so much
for singing to my sister.
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You did cheer her up.
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Oh, that's what I'm here for!
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How's it going with you, love?
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I've just been booked
to do a little rock and roll gig
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in a pottery museum next week.
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- How lovely!
- And wait for this...
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I've started life modelling as well.
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Really?
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What, nude?
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Yes!
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I don't know how you do that, Jane, I mean,
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I know you're gorgeous,
but don't you get embarrassed?
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No, you know me,
I'm quite the exhibitionist.
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I love being naked.
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Any excuse.
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Around the house, although
I am lodging at the minute
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so I have to keep a lid on it.
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Right, I think we'd best go, Sue.
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- Bye, Jane.
- See you!
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We should go and see Alan Titchmarsh's
house on the way home, shouldn't we?
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Ray?
Ray!
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Really?
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Well, we're going that way, anyway.
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- Fine.
- Are you up for that, David?
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Oh, yes, I greet that plan with open arms!
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Mum, me and Donna were going to
pop into Ventnor.
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Oh, no, no, no, you do whatever you want.
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Change of plan, we'll go to Ventnor instead.
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No, it's all right, you go,
we'll get the bus.
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Don't be silly,
we don't have to go to Alan Titchmarsh's,
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we can drop you in Ventnor
and sit and wait in the car for you.
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No, don't do that, go and have a
look at Alan Titchmarsh's house
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- and we'll go to Ventnor!
- No, it's all right, we'll take you
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and then we'll wait in the car for you.
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You can't sit in the car!
I just said, we'll get the bus!
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We don't mind waiting in the car, do we?
Ray?!
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No, have a wander round Ventnor,
we don't mind,
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and then we'll wait for you in the car.
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Honestly, don't worry about us,
we'll get the bus, Sue.
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Yeah, don't change your plans for us.
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No, no, no, you can do whatever you want.
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It's your weekend.
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You don't even have to have your birthday
lunch with us tomorrow, if you don't want to.
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How have we jumped to that? The whole
point of us coming over was for my 40th!
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- Jesus!
- Tell him, Ray!
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Listen to your mother.
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Go and have a wander in Ventnor and
we'll sit in the car and wait for you.
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Right, forget it,
we're not going to Ventnor!
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I can't be bothered.
It's too much like hard work.
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Don't be like that, Simon.
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No, let's all just get in the car and
go to bloody Alan Titchmarsh's house!
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Hey!
Don't slam the boot, Simon.
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Already done it, Ray.
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This is it, Dad.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, this is the one.
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I wonder what his garden looks like.
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I imagine it's very well looked after.
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Monty Don's wife is called Sarah Don.
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What's that got to do with anything?
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Right, we've seen it now.
Can we go?
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- David, do you want to just film it for Lyn?
- I'd love to.
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Oh, for f...!
Why are you filming it for Lyn?
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- Because she likes Alan Titchmarsh.
- Does she like his gate?
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Who's Lyn?
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This is insane.
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The gates are opening.
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- Right, well, we definitely have to go then.
- I'd quite like to see him.
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Bloody hell, and you have a go at
him for stalking Claire Balding!
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- Come on, we're here now, we might as well.
- Don't you join in.
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Oh, this is horrible. Can we all
not just stare at the gate, please?
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Bloody hell, who's this?
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Mrs Titchmarsh.
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Can I help you?
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- We're lost.
- Right, well this is a private road,
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so can you please turn round and leave?
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We're fed up with all this!
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So what are you two do by Christmas than?
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I've no idea, it's six months away.
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You all right, Ray?
Do you need a lie down?
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I should worry about yourself,
you cheeky git.
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I tell you what, the Isle of Wight's
a stunning place, isn't it, Donna?
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- We wouldn't live anywhere else, would we?
- No.
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- Will you be careful with that stick, please?
- Sorry, Dad.
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It annoys me, Donna, when people say the
Isle of Wight's got nothing going for it.
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Oh, yeah.
Look at the scenery.
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Sandy beaches, lovely walks,
beautiful weather.
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Come on, love.
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We've got a garlic farm,
the world's oldest amusement park,
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three maximum-security prisons.
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You should work for the tourist board, David.
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I see what you're doing, Donna!
Very nice, very nice indeed!
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You swing that stick near me again
and I'll ram it up your arse!
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Oh, Simon, you won't know this,
but David's joined a dating app.
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Have you?
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You can't imagine your younger
stepbrother as a Casanova, eh?
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Well, I might surprise you.
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Go on, then, Peter Stringfellow,
how you getting on?
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00:13:11,464 --> 00:13:16,904
Well, I got a message to say that
a girl had liked my profile picture.
247
00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:20,551
You didn't tell me that!
That's so exciting!
248
00:13:20,672 --> 00:13:23,210
I got in contact with her
and told her all about myself,
249
00:13:23,331 --> 00:13:26,011
then, a couple of days later,
she sent me a message.
250
00:13:26,132 --> 00:13:28,268
Get in there, boy!
What did she say?
251
00:13:28,577 --> 00:13:30,776
Well, she thanked me for my message,
252
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,832
but told me that she'd made a mistake
253
00:13:32,952 --> 00:13:35,219
and accidentally liked the wrong profile.
254
00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:39,520
- Well, it's her loss, son.
- Exactly!
255
00:13:39,641 --> 00:13:41,877
- And it's all good practice!
- Yeah.
256
00:13:43,651 --> 00:13:44,880
They're back, Ray.
257
00:13:45,001 --> 00:13:46,812
- Are they?
- Who's back?
258
00:13:46,933 --> 00:13:50,797
We've got new neighbours.
Young couple with a little boy, Donna.
259
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:53,808
- We're not seeing eye-to-eye.
- Why not?
260
00:13:54,112 --> 00:13:56,498
- Cos they want to grow their hedge.
- And?
261
00:13:56,619 --> 00:13:58,208
Ray cut it down.
262
00:13:58,329 --> 00:14:00,348
It was spoiling our view of the cows.
263
00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:02,075
You cut their hedge down?
264
00:14:02,196 --> 00:14:04,362
He started complaining
about his lack of privacy
265
00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:06,643
because now we can see into his garden.
266
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,389
So Ray said "We're not looking at
you, we're looking at the cows."
267
00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:12,855
I mean, why would we want to look at them?
268
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,900
So they went on holiday this week.
269
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,818
Ray chopped their hedge down again.
270
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:19,419
Bloody hell!
You can't do that!
271
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:23,802
More and more of them are coming over here
from the mainland and taking over.
272
00:14:23,923 --> 00:14:25,570
But you're basically from up North.
273
00:14:25,691 --> 00:14:28,257
- And he works in Portsmouth.
- So?
274
00:14:28,564 --> 00:14:32,315
Well, when he gets back in the evening
he starts mowing the lawn.
275
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,352
Can I have a lolly, Daddy?
276
00:14:36,555 --> 00:14:38,196
Daddy?
Can I have a lolly Daddy?
277
00:14:38,317 --> 00:14:41,232
Can I have a lolly, Daddy, please?
278
00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:58,690
I can't believe Ray cut down their hedge.
279
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,461
That's genuinely amazing.
280
00:15:00,582 --> 00:15:04,208
They're probably a perfectly reasonable family
who have moved to the island for a quiet life
281
00:15:04,328 --> 00:15:06,621
and now they have to deal with him.
282
00:15:07,108 --> 00:15:08,761
He's got a lot of time on his hands.
283
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:12,139
Do a word search.
Don't destroy other people's gardens!
284
00:15:23,141 --> 00:15:24,421
Nothing on, as usual.
285
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,701
Apart from what we were watching.
286
00:15:27,164 --> 00:15:29,504
Do you want to watch
an episode of The Chase?
287
00:15:35,053 --> 00:15:37,363
Sue, let me do the tea tonight.
288
00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,862
No, no.
I won't have it.
289
00:15:39,983 --> 00:15:42,902
Come on, I've got those nice bits
from the farm shop.
290
00:15:43,098 --> 00:15:45,301
Well, it's very kind of you, Donna, but
291
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,538
Ray likes his tea in a certain way.
292
00:15:48,008 --> 00:15:50,828
Please.
I'd like to, it'll give you break.
293
00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:09,087
Andre's at the window.
294
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:14,898
When did he get here?
295
00:16:18,658 --> 00:16:22,704
Don't make eye contact,
he'll want to join us for tea.
296
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,629
I got Ray an organic sausage roll
from the farm shop,
297
00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:46,418
because I know how much
he loves his sausage rolls.
298
00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:49,858
Well...
299
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:53,556
The thing is, Donna, Ray's very particular.
300
00:16:53,858 --> 00:16:55,827
He doesn't really like trying new food.
301
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,327
Sue, please go and sit down and relax.
302
00:17:03,071 --> 00:17:04,371
Is he still there?
303
00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:07,319
Yes.
304
00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:15,458
He's finished filling the watering can,
so now he's literally just staring at us.
305
00:17:31,498 --> 00:17:32,618
He's gone.
306
00:17:32,738 --> 00:17:35,351
Well, that wasn't stressful, was it?
Bloody hell fire.
307
00:17:47,098 --> 00:17:48,713
What are you doing in here?
308
00:17:49,553 --> 00:17:51,456
Donna's making supper.
309
00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,618
Why aren't you doing it?
310
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,842
Because she kindly offered.
311
00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:57,358
Right.
312
00:17:57,479 --> 00:17:58,778
What's she making?
313
00:17:58,899 --> 00:18:03,253
She's making some sandwiches with those
little nice bits she got from the farm shop.
314
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:04,859
What nice bits?
315
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,888
That nice bread and cheese.
316
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,418
I hope she's not using
the Spanish stuff, Sue.
317
00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:11,738
That cheese she gave us,
it ponged the whole house out.
318
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,661
Her mum got you that,
it's from the town she grew up in!?
319
00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:18,736
And? I'm from Oldham, but I'm not
forcing you to eat Eccles cakes, am I?
320
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:21,886
Sue?
321
00:18:22,007 --> 00:18:24,484
- Where do you keep your chopping board?
- Let me get it for you.
322
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:27,259
- No, it's all right, just tell me.
- No, no, I'll get it.
323
00:18:33,182 --> 00:18:34,838
We got this from John Lewis.
324
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:38,265
When we went to the mainland to buy
Ray's cycling helmet.
325
00:18:43,365 --> 00:18:45,942
Are those olives in that bread, Donna?
326
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,065
Yeah.
327
00:18:48,186 --> 00:18:51,159
Ray won't eat it, then,
he doesn't like olives.
328
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,899
He says they're tasteless.
329
00:18:53,113 --> 00:18:54,313
Okay.
330
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,389
Would you like to use our bread?
331
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:57,984
If you want.
332
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:09,494
- That's very fancy cheese.
- Yeah. It's delicious.
333
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,139
The man in the shop said it's
produced in the New Forest
334
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:14,340
and they only use local free-range cattle.
335
00:19:14,461 --> 00:19:16,239
Oh, well, Ray won't eat that then.
336
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,312
Okay.
337
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,498
And I wouldn't bother putting any
salad in Ray's. He doesn't eat salad.
338
00:19:27,619 --> 00:19:29,591
Or tomatoes.
Or cucumber.
339
00:19:29,872 --> 00:19:31,309
And definitely not cress.
340
00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:33,329
Sue, do you want one of these sandwiches?
341
00:19:33,450 --> 00:19:35,831
Well, do you know, I think I might
have the same as Ray.
342
00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:38,593
Okay, do you want to make your own,
and I'll do ours?
343
00:19:38,714 --> 00:19:42,753
Only if it's easier, Donna.
I don't want to get in your way.
344
00:19:51,869 --> 00:19:54,309
It's been a lovely day, hasn't it, Donna?
345
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,554
A Saturday sarnie sensation!
346
00:20:04,675 --> 00:20:06,418
Stop showing off, David.
347
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:09,355
Yep, yep, there's a time and place.
348
00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:14,439
- Donna made yours.
- Wunderbar, Frau Cockfield.
349
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,215
Stop trying to sound German, David.
350
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:18,546
Sorry, everyone, I got carried away.
351
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:22,855
I made our sandwiches and Donna
bought you this sausage roll
352
00:20:22,976 --> 00:20:25,941
- because she knows you like them.
- Right.
353
00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:28,532
It cost £4.50.
354
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,728
£4.50?
355
00:20:48,179 --> 00:20:49,577
It's not for me.
356
00:20:55,368 --> 00:20:58,032
- You didn't enjoy your sausage roll, then?
- No, thank you.
357
00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:00,008
That's a shame.
I thought you'd enjoy it.
358
00:21:00,129 --> 00:21:01,829
Oh, God, no.
359
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:04,263
I didn't like the sausage roll, Simon.
360
00:21:04,384 --> 00:21:07,013
I'm sorry about that, but
I'm honest and I speak my mind.
361
00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:09,204
Honestly, they're really nice,
you should try it.
362
00:21:09,324 --> 00:21:13,991
I like those ready-to-eat mini sausage rolls,
I thought Sue would've told you about that.
363
00:21:14,112 --> 00:21:17,621
- But, these don't have processed meat in them.
- I like processed meat!
364
00:21:17,742 --> 00:21:19,257
Just try it for Donna.
365
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,182
I've tried it, Sue, and I do not like it!
366
00:21:32,401 --> 00:21:34,229
Look at Peanuts enjoying it!
367
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:52,331
Who's that?
368
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:01,051
It's Ian from next door.
369
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,422
What does he want?
370
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:07,446
It'll be about the hedge.
371
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,770
Can you answer it, I'm watching this?
372
00:22:11,891 --> 00:22:13,472
Don't worry, I'll pause it for you.
373
00:22:14,964 --> 00:22:18,062
Fine, if no-one else can be bothered.
374
00:22:23,513 --> 00:22:24,773
Hello, Ian.
375
00:22:24,894 --> 00:22:28,934
Sorry, I can't open the door,
because Peanuts will get out.
376
00:22:29,055 --> 00:22:33,537
Sorry, we've just got back from our holiday
and my hedge has been cut down again.
377
00:22:33,836 --> 00:22:35,356
Oh, right.
378
00:22:37,801 --> 00:22:39,702
Do you know anything about that?
379
00:22:40,297 --> 00:22:41,497
No.
380
00:22:43,381 --> 00:22:44,832
Are you sure?
381
00:22:45,979 --> 00:22:47,307
Yeah.
382
00:22:47,669 --> 00:22:50,514
Well, you can understand why I might
assume that it would be you?
383
00:22:51,007 --> 00:22:52,784
No, it's not us.
384
00:22:54,009 --> 00:22:55,833
You're lying to me, aren't you?
385
00:22:55,954 --> 00:22:56,939
No.
386
00:22:57,059 --> 00:22:59,136
- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
387
00:22:59,257 --> 00:23:03,297
If this happens again I'm going to
be taking it further, okay?
388
00:23:04,186 --> 00:23:05,388
Okay.
389
00:23:06,403 --> 00:23:09,511
And can you stop correcting my son
over the fence, please.
390
00:23:09,632 --> 00:23:10,891
Okay.
391
00:23:11,381 --> 00:23:12,581
Bye.
392
00:23:27,901 --> 00:23:30,315
Would anybody like a Mini Magnum?
393
00:23:40,738 --> 00:23:43,526
- Thank you love.
- Where's Ray gone?
394
00:23:43,647 --> 00:23:47,209
He's gone off on his electric bike
for a breath of fresh air.
395
00:23:47,330 --> 00:23:48,558
Right.
396
00:23:50,699 --> 00:23:53,819
- Garden looks great, Mum.
- It does now.
397
00:23:53,939 --> 00:23:56,060
It didn't when you used to play
football on it.
398
00:23:56,181 --> 00:23:57,541
It was like a mud patch.
399
00:24:05,808 --> 00:24:08,962
I'm not going to think about it now
but there's so much to do
400
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:10,525
for tomorrow, your lunch.
401
00:24:10,646 --> 00:24:13,725
Mum, try not to get too stressed,
it's meant to be a fun day.
402
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:18,797
I can't believe you're going to be 40.
403
00:24:19,566 --> 00:24:21,256
Don't, I know.
404
00:24:25,099 --> 00:24:26,911
We're thinking of moving.
405
00:24:27,619 --> 00:24:28,919
What?
406
00:24:29,492 --> 00:24:32,059
Well, we'll stay on the Island,
obviously, but
407
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,042
probably closer to the town.
408
00:24:34,163 --> 00:24:35,393
Why?
409
00:24:35,556 --> 00:24:38,585
Ray thinks it'd be better
if we were nearer the shops.
410
00:24:38,905 --> 00:24:42,543
What about the garden? All the hard work
you've put into it? You love it here!
411
00:24:42,664 --> 00:24:46,450
I know, but it's such hard work these days,
412
00:24:46,571 --> 00:24:48,171
you know, at our age.
And
413
00:24:48,772 --> 00:24:51,299
Ray doesn't see the sense in us staying.
414
00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:54,046
Right, but what do you think?
415
00:24:56,938 --> 00:24:58,898
I think he's probably right.
416
00:25:03,222 --> 00:25:04,687
You lied to me.
417
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:06,659
What?
418
00:25:07,230 --> 00:25:08,915
When you were a little boy,
419
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:13,594
you promised me
you'd stay four years old forever.
420
00:25:14,086 --> 00:25:16,891
I sat you on that kitchen worktop,
421
00:25:17,012 --> 00:25:18,923
and you looked me in the eyes,
422
00:25:19,044 --> 00:25:20,904
and you promised me.
423
00:25:21,025 --> 00:25:22,584
Sorry, Mum.
424
00:25:31,819 --> 00:25:33,675
- All right?
- All right, love?
425
00:25:34,255 --> 00:25:35,492
Yeah, you?
426
00:25:35,613 --> 00:25:38,499
- All right, Simon?
- Yeah, good. How was your cycle ride?
427
00:25:38,619 --> 00:25:42,099
Oh, it was great. I went to Totland
Bay and took some photographs.
428
00:25:43,545 --> 00:25:45,978
Fancy going and watching another
episode of The Chase?
429
00:25:46,099 --> 00:25:49,052
- Yeah, why not?
- Nice helmet.
430
00:25:49,443 --> 00:25:50,854
Shut up.
431
00:26:23,574 --> 00:26:28,174
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