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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,360 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:16,492 (EXHALES) 3 00:01:28,045 --> 00:01:29,087 (GRUNTS) 4 00:01:45,813 --> 00:01:46,897 (GLASS SHATTERS) 5 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,066 PEN FOLD: Fuck! ZIPPY: Pen! 6 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,906 (SHE BANGS THE DRUMS PLAYING) 7 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:56,281 (ALL LAUGHING) 8 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,908 Come on! 9 00:02:01,829 --> 00:02:03,581 (ALL LAUGHING) 10 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,251 Oh, yeah! 11 00:02:07,668 --> 00:02:09,836 (ALL CHEERING AND LAUGHING) 12 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,200 Come on, then, lads! 13 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,093 TITS: You all right? My name's Gary Titchfield, 14 00:03:40,177 --> 00:03:43,180 but everyone's always called me "Tits". 15 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:45,932 It's not the best nickname in the world, but, you know, it's mine. 16 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,394 I like to think I make it work for me. 17 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,979 The kid next to me is me best mate, Dodge. 18 00:03:51,647 --> 00:03:53,858 And the rest of the lads are me group. 19 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,526 We was a gang before we were a band, 20 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:57,819 and we were a band before we picked up any instruments. 21 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,195 Know what I mean? 22 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,449 We were Shadow Caster, and this is our story. 23 00:04:02,533 --> 00:04:03,575 Top one! 24 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:04,701 (THIS IS THE ONE PLAYING) 25 00:04:36,817 --> 00:04:38,401 (ALARM BEEPING) 26 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:42,781 TITS: Friday, the 25th of May, 1990. 27 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:48,286 Two days before Ian Brown, John Squire, Alan "Reni" Wren, and Gary "Mani" Mounfield 28 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:52,540 would define an era on the chemical banks of the dirty Mersey. 29 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,377 To us, The Stone Roses were the most important band 30 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,588 on the face of the planet. 31 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,548 Will you use the fucking stairs! 32 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,968 Get a fucking house. Put some clothes on, you're already late. 33 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,762 Right, right. I'm on it, I'm on it. Fuck! 34 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:09,307 TITS: We already knew that Spike Island was going to be 35 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,812 the most important gig in the history of the world. 36 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:22,904 Oi! Stop playing with yourself! (CHUCKLES) 37 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,910 (GRUNTS) You need to copy that shit out. 38 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,245 What is it? 39 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:32,581 Chemistry, mate. Double important. 40 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,250 Come on, then. We're gonna be late. 41 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:41,298 TITS: The Stone Roses smacked me in the dial like a fucking prize fighter. 42 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,492 And even though they looked like 43 00:05:42,591 --> 00:05:45,468 they could have come right off our estate, the Red Bricks, 44 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,680 there was just something different about them. 45 00:05:49,682 --> 00:05:53,476 I mean, they were just like everyone else, except fucking cooler. 46 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:59,191 We walked like 'em, we talked like 'em, we felt like 'em, and we thought like 'em. 47 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:01,610 They had double top hair and we wanted to be 'em. 48 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:06,531 Wanted 'em to lift us out of the shit and the grime and take us to their planet. 49 00:06:06,615 --> 00:06:09,367 No one say fuck-all. Stay cool. 50 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,175 (GROANS) 51 00:06:25,509 --> 00:06:26,927 - Fuck! - (STUDENTS LAUGH) 52 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:29,512 MILLIGAN: So, what is Manchester? 53 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:34,476 J.B. Priestley said that "Manchester is the home of living causes" 54 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:39,648 and "What Manchester thinks today, England thinks tomorrow." 55 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:43,694 Mind-blowingly brilliant observations, I'm sure you'll all agree. 56 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:49,574 However, clearly nowhere near as fascinating as what's going on outside the window. 57 00:06:50,826 --> 00:06:52,495 (STUDENTS LAUGH) 58 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,204 What are your thoughts, boys? 59 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,915 No idea who it was, Mr Milligan. 60 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,707 We was nowhere near the school gym last night. 61 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:58,834 MILLIGAN: Really? 62 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,670 Methinks he doth protest too much. 63 00:07:01,879 --> 00:07:03,505 (STUDENTS GUFFAWING) 64 00:07:08,677 --> 00:07:10,178 You look nervous, lads. 65 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,348 I can't think why. 66 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,766 I was only talking about Priestley's Manchester. 67 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,394 It ain't Priestley's Manchester, sir. It's ours. 68 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:19,730 STUDENTS: Yeah! 69 00:07:19,855 --> 00:07:21,106 It's the cock of the north, man. 70 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:23,858 (MIMICKING TITS) Yeah! Top one, nice one! 71 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,444 You're twisting my melon, man! 72 00:07:26,403 --> 00:07:27,987 And in the context of English Journey? 73 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:31,033 On any journey, sir. It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at. 74 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,992 And is that your philosophy? 75 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,954 No, sir. It's a quote. From somebody relevant. 76 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,706 Yeah, the greatest writer of this generation. 77 00:07:38,082 --> 00:07:39,625 Really? And who is that? 78 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:41,584 Just a singer in a band. 79 00:07:41,877 --> 00:07:45,255 Well, may I remind you, this isn't a music lesson. 80 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:49,218 This, in case you're unaware, is English History. 81 00:07:49,593 --> 00:07:52,762 Yeah, and The Stone Roses are England now, sir. 82 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,932 See, the past is yours, but the future's mine. 83 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:57,183 - STUDENTS: Yeah. - (BANGING ON DESKS) 84 00:07:57,269 --> 00:08:01,480 STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Manchester, la la la! Manchester, la la la! Manchester, la la la! 85 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,108 Oi! Chuckle Brothers. Sit down. 86 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,153 Sit down! 87 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,279 (STUDENTS CONTINUE CHANTING) 88 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,613 All right, stop! 89 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:13,117 STUDENTS: Hammer time! (LAUGHING) 90 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,079 Gary Titchfield and his band of merry men, please. 91 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,622 STUDENTS: Ooh! 92 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,457 (STUDENTS CLAMOURING) 93 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:23,377 (BANGING ON DESKS) 94 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,172 MILLIGAN: Settle down! Settle down! 95 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:33,428 JACKSON: I have never seen such mindless, wilful destruction before! 96 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,347 Well? 97 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:41,102 I can't wait to hear what you've got to say for yourselves! 98 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,105 Everyone knows you did it. 99 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,024 No, we never. 100 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,402 Someone read that for me. 101 00:08:48,485 --> 00:08:50,111 Shadow Cast-re. 102 00:08:50,654 --> 00:08:53,532 Which, unless I'm much mistaken, is the name of your pop group. 103 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,118 No. We're Shadow Cast-er. 104 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,661 So, who was it, then? 105 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:00,206 Fans? 106 00:09:00,289 --> 00:09:03,292 Fans? You haven't got any fans. You're not The Palaver. 107 00:09:04,001 --> 00:09:05,628 The Palavers are bobbins, sir. 108 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,172 We have got fans. 109 00:09:08,380 --> 00:09:10,131 Classrooms! Fast! 110 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:13,760 Come on, lads, I'm not a dickhead. 111 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,303 (ALL SNICKER) 112 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,722 There's only one bunch of boys in this school 113 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:20,558 daft enough to write their own band name on the wall. 114 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:24,062 And there's only one young man just plain stupid enough to spell it wrong. 115 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,731 Dodge ain't stupid, sir. He's a straight-up musical genius. 116 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,900 And Tits was at the hospital last night. 117 00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:34,155 Your loyalty to each other is actually quite admirable. 118 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:38,326 Your lack of loyalty to this school, on the other hand, disgusts me. 119 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,331 Do you really want to end up like your brothers? 120 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,250 Where are they now? 121 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:45,834 Ibiza. 122 00:09:46,001 --> 00:09:47,168 Having it right off. 123 00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:48,836 (CHUCKLES) 124 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,215 JACKSON: Last chance. 125 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,216 No more shenanigans. 126 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:56,386 Any more nonsense from any one of you, and, bang, gone! 127 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,347 The lot of you, one out, all out! 128 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,433 Now go! I'm sick of looking at you! 129 00:10:06,855 --> 00:10:08,356 Gary, not you. 130 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,196 How's your dad doing? 131 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:18,075 Yeah, he's all right. Getting better. 132 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:19,368 Good. 133 00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:22,788 Now, listen, Gary, unlike the others, you're a bright lad, 134 00:10:22,871 --> 00:10:24,623 so you don't need me to spell it out for you. 135 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,582 This was criminal damage, 136 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,043 and the only reason I haven't involved the police 137 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,130 is out of respect for your family. 138 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,008 I know how easy it is to get led astray 139 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,634 and I know things must be difficult at home at the moment. 140 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,886 No, you don't, Mr Jackson. 141 00:10:39,054 --> 00:10:41,181 You don't know nish about me or me mates. 142 00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:43,725 Or my family. So just leave it. 143 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:46,894 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 144 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,153 For fuck's sake, boys! Wait up! 145 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:56,113 - What did Wacko Jacko want? - Nowt. It's right. 146 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,947 I can't believe we just fucking got away with that. 147 00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:00,241 I can't believe I've got to rely on you tools not to get expelled. 148 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,745 Fuck that. I still can't believe we haven't got our tickets for Sunday. 149 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,870 We should've just bought 'em. 150 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,289 With what? Oh, aye, I forgot. Your mum had a result on the pools. 151 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:07,416 Did she? 152 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,668 - LITTLE GAZ: Did she fuck. It's your mam. - Look, it'll be right. 153 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,003 LITTLE GAZ: Yeah, right. You keep saying that. 154 00:11:11,086 --> 00:11:12,296 Because it will. Trust me. 155 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,340 I do. It's Keith Teeth that's the problem. 156 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,591 The guy's a pure tube. 157 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:18,134 I don't reckon he could get us tickets for the one-three-five, man. 158 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:20,303 He could, however, eat an apple through a tennis racquet. 159 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:23,014 He's got 'em, right? Swore on his mum's life. 160 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,976 See? Listen to Tits. He knows everything. Anyway, he's fucking all right, Keith Teeth. 161 00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:28,102 LITTLE GAZ: He's fucking all wrong. 162 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,980 Zippy, look me in the eyes, man. When have I ever let you down? 163 00:11:32,107 --> 00:11:33,984 Oi! I said look me in the eyes. 164 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,360 Sally Harris. 165 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,903 ZIPPY: Oh! Lisa Hughes! 166 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,614 Fuck's sake, nobody jizz their pants. 167 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,206 Yeah, let's do it. Get in there, man. 168 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:49,165 - Upstairs, man, sharpish! - LITTLE GAZ: We fucking are! 169 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,667 (BOYS CLAMOURING) 170 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,794 TITS: Oh, shit! 171 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:57,966 Where'd you get them? 172 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,259 Piccadilly Records. What about you? 173 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,553 LISA: I bet yous haven't even got tickets. (CHUCKLES) 174 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,681 We'll be backstage. VIPs. 175 00:12:05,182 --> 00:12:07,643 How come? Is your brother back or something, Tits? 176 00:12:07,726 --> 00:12:10,229 - No. - It's where they lob all the acid casualties. 177 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,313 No. It's where the cool kids get sucked off. 178 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,607 - Oh. - You're jibbin' it, aren't you? 179 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,110 You little scally twats. 180 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,318 No, we're getting 'em tomorrow. 181 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,530 Serious? You lot are paying for something? 182 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,533 - Where you getting them? - Keith Teeth. 183 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,451 - Keith Teeth? - (GIRLS LAUGHING) 184 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,994 Yeah, right. Like that'll happen. 185 00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:30,331 Keith Teeth's among. It's been sold out for time. You're goosed. 186 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:34,001 - How's your dad? - Yeah. He's not bad. 187 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:35,754 Buzzing. 188 00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:39,216 (BELL RINGS) 189 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,610 LISA: Little Gaz, is it true you're selling weed? 190 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:43,428 - What're you after? - Fivers. Can you change that? 191 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,929 Yeah. I can change it into a bigger lump of draw. 192 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,974 - Oh, come on! - I've got no change. 193 00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,600 For fuck's sake, go on. 194 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,561 Greetings, Earthlings. 195 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,397 What time's praccy tonight? Are we recording? 196 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:54,565 Recording what? 197 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,359 - Demo. - What of? How to be spackers? 198 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,610 Demo tape. 199 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,327 - Is it any good? - PEN FOLD: Of course! 200 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,114 We're the second best band in the world. 201 00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:03,240 No one's heard it. 202 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,076 Dodge has been a proper tape Nazi. He won't play it to no one. 203 00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:07,452 Yeah, he will. When it's finished. 204 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:08,662 And when it is, it'll be smart. 205 00:13:08,745 --> 00:13:10,645 You should take it to Spike Island, give it to the Roses. 206 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:12,791 When you're backstage. 207 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,253 LISA: Laters. 208 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,384 ♪ Until Sally I was never happy 209 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,552 ♪ I needed so much more 210 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:28,432 ♪ Rain clouds, oh, they used to chase me 211 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,893 ♪ Down they would pour 212 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,313 ♪ Sent to me from heaven 213 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:40,067 ♪ Sally Cinnamon, you're my world ♪ 214 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:58,003 You do know you're never going to bang Sally, don't you, Dodge? 215 00:13:58,086 --> 00:14:00,297 He'd have to talk to her first, or at least finger her. 216 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,924 Oh, you don't know what you're talking about. None of you understand. 217 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:05,009 I do! Get her juiced up and that. 218 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,761 Oi, don't be snide. Leave him alone. 219 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,847 It's different with Sally. She makes me feel like... 220 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,390 She makes me feel like writing tunes. 221 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,268 That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. 222 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,894 She makes me feel like bumming her. 223 00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,230 No, wait. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard. 224 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,149 - See you in a bit, boys. - See you later. 225 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,277 Oi, it's not that bad of an idea, you know. 226 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,238 - What ain't? - What Sally said. 227 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,948 If we get on it now and we record praccy tonight and tomoz, 228 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,701 we can get the tape finished for Sunday, take it to Spike Island. 229 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,370 Yeah. No point in always banging on about summat 230 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,081 if you're never going to do fuck-all about it, is there? 231 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:36,500 We are gonna get in, aren't we? 232 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,125 Yeah, of course. It'll be right. 233 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,044 (SIGHS) Wish your Ste was here. 234 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,630 Yeah, well, he's not. 235 00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,131 (PLAYING FAST-PACED ROCK MUSIC) 236 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,726 - (FEEDBACK WHINING) - TITS: What's up with you? 237 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:39,937 It's too fast and choppy and there's not really a proper melody to it. 238 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:41,273 Sounds like The fucking Fall. 239 00:15:41,356 --> 00:15:42,607 It's not that bad. 240 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:43,942 It's not perfect. 241 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,445 We ain't got time to dick about. It don't matter. 242 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,904 Of course it fucking matters. It's the only thing that does matter. 243 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:51,866 I've got to get off. 244 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:53,994 Part-timer. 245 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,578 What? 246 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,708 Nowt. I'll have it bang off by the time you get back, right. 247 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,547 (DOOR CLOSES) 248 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,173 (STRUMMING SLOWLY) 249 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,101 (COUGHING WHEEZILY) 250 00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,727 (BREATHLESSLY) Fuck! Jesus wept. 251 00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:06,566 I sound like that bloody Vauxhall Viva that we had to leave in Aberystwyth. 252 00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:10,778 It's not right, you know, the two of you laughing like this. You're sick. 253 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:12,571 - (BOTH SNORTING) - It's not bloody funny. 254 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,950 No. No, it's not. 255 00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,993 And I wouldn't wish it on anyone. 256 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,288 Well, maybe Maggie Thatcher. 257 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,835 - So, how're you feeling? - (SOFTLY) Oh. 258 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:27,962 Like I've swallowed a blow torch and it's stuck here. 259 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:30,464 - Well, you look better. - (COUGHING) 260 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:37,388 Take us to the TV room, will you, son? I'm dying for a fag. 261 00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:38,807 - He'll meet you there. - Oh, come on. 262 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,684 - He'll... He'll meet you there. - (SIGHS) 263 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:51,694 MARGARET: You won't remember this, but he used to sing to you. 264 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,489 Ewan MacColl, Father's Song. 265 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,451 Big filthy hands all over you, just after I'd bathed you in the sink. 266 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,663 He was tone bloody deaf. (CHUCKLES) 267 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:03,373 TITS: Mum. 268 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,500 Is Dad... Is he... Is he all right? 269 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,838 He's very poorly, Gary. 270 00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,845 Things need to be talked about. You know, with you and the stall. 271 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,307 When he's, um... 272 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,855 He's been working out how to tell you this for weeks. 273 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:39,116 MAN ON TV: Excitement is building across the country, with only two days to go 274 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:43,413 before Manchester band, The Stone Roses, take to the stage at Spike Island 275 00:18:43,538 --> 00:18:47,584 in what promises to be the most important gig of their careers. 276 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,461 How big do you think The Stone Roses will get? 277 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,838 I think we could be the biggest band ever. 278 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,883 - MAN: Really? - Yeah. 279 00:18:57,385 --> 00:19:00,055 MAN: The event will take place in the industrial town of Widnes, 280 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,848 where preparations are already well underway. 281 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,018 The concert sold out over a month ago, 282 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,729 - and tickets are now like gold dust. - Mum, do you want owt? 283 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,355 MAN: It's already being touted 284 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,358 as a Woodstock for the Manchester generation. 285 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:19,615 Eat it quick. If Godzuki wakes up, she'll have it away. 286 00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,536 MAN: Over 30,000 fans are expected to convene 287 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:26,498 on the banks of the Mersey this Sunday at the gig's controversial venue, 288 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,750 an unlikely spot in the shadow of a chemical and power plant. 289 00:19:29,876 --> 00:19:33,255 Police are warning fans without tickets to stay away from the event, 290 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,299 promising to deal forcibly with any attempts to gain entry illegally. 291 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,595 The group provoked more controversy earlier this year 292 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,848 after a fierce dispute with their old record-label boss, 293 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:47,477 who accuses the band of attacking him with paint. 294 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,063 FRANK: Don't want to talk about it any more. 295 00:19:50,146 --> 00:19:51,480 It's just one day out. 296 00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:54,608 Common criminals. And you want to be like them? 297 00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,778 I did what you wanted. 298 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,280 - I signed the forms. - Good. 299 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,032 Army's best place for you. 300 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,326 Or do you think you're better than me? 301 00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:05,744 Please. 302 00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:09,290 Don't make me get upset. 303 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:17,757 If anyone hadda told me at your age that I was gonna be a florist, 304 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,759 I'd have had their bumps felt. 305 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,804 But it's a job. 306 00:20:23,638 --> 00:20:25,097 And you'd learn to love flowers. 307 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,144 And your Uncle Hairy. Eventually. 308 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,315 Do I get to choose? 309 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,983 About the stall? 310 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:37,986 Yeah. 311 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,113 Of course. 312 00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:43,115 You've always got a choice, lad. 313 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:47,621 I can't force you to do anything that you don't want to do. 314 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:51,499 And don't ever let anyone tell you that they can. Ever. 315 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,711 Then I can't do it, Dad. 316 00:20:56,797 --> 00:21:00,008 I want to be someone, make summat of my life. 317 00:21:21,529 --> 00:21:23,573 - BOTH: All right, Tits? - All right, Jay? 318 00:21:30,705 --> 00:21:33,083 - All right? - Yeah, yeah, sorted. 319 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,044 - What do this team of remmies want? - Just having a listen and that. 320 00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:37,461 Who cut your fringe? Mr Magoo? 321 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:38,880 No. Me mam. 322 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,215 And what the fuck are them kicks? 323 00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:42,884 Adidas four-stripe? 324 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,719 Whatever they are, get them off our path. Fast. 325 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:45,929 (WHISTLES) 326 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,990 - You all right, Voodoo Ray? - VOODOO RAY: All right, boys? 327 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,684 ♪ Voodoo, Voodoo Ray, Ray 328 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,269 ♪ Hey, hey 329 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,980 ♪ A-ha 330 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:57,231 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, yeah ♪ 331 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,233 How's your kid, Tits? 332 00:21:59,317 --> 00:22:00,986 What? Yeah. Sound. Still in Ibiza. 333 00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:03,195 No, he's on the Red Bricks. Drove past him teatime. 334 00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:04,446 He was going in the Dark Side. 335 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,407 Going to bounce on down there now. In a bit, yeah? 336 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,410 - In a bit. - Sweet, that's our tickets sorted. 337 00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,662 - Yeah, what about the tape? - What about you stop being gay? 338 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,163 DODGE: Come on, then, bum chums. 339 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:16,250 What's he done to you this time? You all right? 340 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,169 Yeah. Are you? 341 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:20,130 Yeah. 342 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,300 - He's a dick. - He's my dad. 343 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,804 And you want to be just like him? 344 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,263 It's done. 345 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,098 I'm going. 346 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,101 Don't tell the others. 347 00:22:33,184 --> 00:22:35,478 Are you two fucking getting off with each other over there, or what? 348 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,439 Someone buy us a drink? 349 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:39,941 (LAUGHS) 350 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,201 (INAUDIBLE) 351 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:02,547 'Ey-up, Skids! (LAUGHING) 352 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,220 - All right, Ste? - Look at you, man! Come here. 353 00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,057 - You all right? - Yeah, man, I'm good. 354 00:23:16,644 --> 00:23:18,313 (SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 355 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,857 Look at you, all fucking grown up. 356 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:23,526 What're you drinking, Baby Bio? 357 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,945 - When did you get back? - Landed about half two. 358 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,531 Here y'are, budgie boy. Best little fellas in Europe, these. 359 00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:31,241 What about me mum and dad? 360 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,951 I'll sort 'em out with a pill each when I see 'em next. 361 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:34,537 What are you on about, you ball bag? 362 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:37,164 I mean, have you been to the hospital? 363 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,542 No, not yet. Visiting hours are over now, aren't they? 364 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,503 I'll go up there tomorrow. 365 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,926 He's not good, Ste. 366 00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:50,552 Really not good. 367 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,348 Has Mum rung you? 368 00:23:54,682 --> 00:23:55,767 Couple of weeks ago. 369 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,434 Is that why you're back? 370 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,604 And to see you. 371 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,773 And the Roses, man. D'you think I'd miss that? 372 00:24:02,857 --> 00:24:05,192 No, of course not. You got a ticket? 373 00:24:05,693 --> 00:24:07,394 Have I, bollocks. Guest-listed up to fuck, aren't I? 374 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:10,740 What about yous? Do you need me to sort out a jib or are you right? 375 00:24:10,865 --> 00:24:14,701 No, we're right. Getting 'em tomoz, off Keith Teeth. 376 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,579 - Keith Teeth? - Yeah. What? 377 00:24:18,289 --> 00:24:20,208 No, he's all right, Keith Teeth. 378 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:22,585 Set of Newtons like a fucked fence, but he's a good lad. 379 00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,090 'Ere y'are. Show 'em what you can do. 380 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,785 I'll play you a little bit of intro, yeah? 381 00:24:29,884 --> 00:24:31,385 Top one, bro. 382 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,555 (STRUMMING) 383 00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:38,308 What's this, amateur night? 384 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,478 No, I was fucking playing that, Dave Famous! 385 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:42,438 You can have it back when you've been signed. 386 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,605 Like we just have. 387 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,269 - WOMAN: Hey, Dave! - (CROWD APPLAUDING) 388 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,990 ZIPPY: What a massive bell-end! 389 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:54,992 (TUNING INSTRUMENTS) 390 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,750 Listen, our kid. 391 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:07,963 I know things have been a proper nightmare for you, but I'm here now. 392 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:11,009 So I don't want you to worry about fuck-all, right? 393 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,219 Here y'are. 394 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,930 DAVE ON MICROPHONE: Right, you pricks, shut up and dance! 395 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,347 Now let's go bananas. 396 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,933 - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHEERING) 397 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,114 (SINGING) 398 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:35,200 What's up with you? 399 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,451 Guess who's just got a record deal? 400 00:25:38,953 --> 00:25:39,953 Are you taking the piss? 401 00:25:42,665 --> 00:25:43,708 Who are these cunts? 402 00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:45,626 - The Palaver. - They're all right, aren't they? 403 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:48,962 No! Fucking placcy Manc band! 404 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:50,882 Guitarist only knows three chords. 405 00:25:50,965 --> 00:25:52,508 Basic ones. No barre chords. 406 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,345 Every tune has the same progression. He couldn't pick his fucking nose. 407 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:58,306 Right. Do you want a pill? 408 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:01,976 Yeah. 409 00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,153 - Now then, Nimrod. - Hi, there. 410 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,571 - What news from the continent? - Sound, mate. Sound. 411 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:17,366 ♪ It's time to go 412 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:21,496 ♪ I'm here taking shelter, weathering the storm 413 00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:24,707 ♪ Oh, why won't you leave me alone? 414 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:26,917 Oi, don't let 'em see that you're arsed, man. 415 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,253 Hey, come up! 416 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:32,048 All right, fuck it! 417 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,840 ♪ Oh, oh, oh 418 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,846 (SINGING INDISTINCTLY) 419 00:26:51,567 --> 00:26:55,779 ♪ Oh, you always drag me down 420 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,868 Fucking come on! ♪ It's time to go 421 00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:05,248 ♪ I'm here taking shelter, weathering the storm 422 00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:09,042 ♪ Oh, why won't you leave me alone? 423 00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:12,462 ♪ Well, I know I'm better off without you 424 00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,674 ♪ I'm better on my own 425 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,551 ♪ Oh ♪ 426 00:27:17,635 --> 00:27:19,304 (CROWD CHEERING) 427 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:42,451 (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING) 428 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:45,747 (GRUNTS) 429 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:58,634 You still at it? 430 00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,305 Don't forget Keith Teeth. 3:00, yeah? 431 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,769 (HAIRY AND TRACY BREATHING HEAVILY) 432 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,146 (VAN CREAKING) 433 00:28:14,942 --> 00:28:16,568 HAIRY: Here, don't stop. I nearly had it then. 434 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,820 TRACY: It's like an hour-old mouse. 435 00:28:21,115 --> 00:28:23,534 HAIRY: Just give us a minute, will you, lad? 436 00:28:23,951 --> 00:28:27,121 Ah, no. Fuck's sake. It's gone. It's gone. 437 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,290 Nice one, Tits. 438 00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:33,294 Right, you'd better get dressed. I've got to go to work. 439 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,807 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 440 00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,809 (TURNS DOWN VOLUME) 441 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:50,644 Are you as fucked as I am? 442 00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:55,900 You do know that tomorrow's massive, don't you, eh? 443 00:28:55,983 --> 00:28:58,736 It's history in the making, innit? I've had a pathetic vision. 444 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,946 - So are you going? - 'Course I fucking am. 445 00:29:01,030 --> 00:29:02,531 I was dragged up on punk, son. 446 00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:05,367 It's not punk! It's baggy. Scallydelia. 447 00:29:05,493 --> 00:29:07,369 Right, for a start, are you a backward? 448 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,330 Them are made-up words. I'm talking about attitude. 449 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,375 Lan Brown is John Lydon times 10. 450 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,544 - Have you got a ticket? - Have I, bollocks! 451 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:16,878 You been up the hozzie? 452 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:24,095 Not fair, is it? Your dad's a shining diamond, man. 453 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,471 And I know I can still be a bit of a mither and all that, 454 00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,266 but I'll work hard for you. 455 00:29:29,183 --> 00:29:30,393 No, you won't. 456 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,060 I'll give it a fucking good go. 457 00:29:32,186 --> 00:29:34,020 No, I mean you won't be working for me. 458 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:55,876 (GLASS SHATTERS) 459 00:29:57,378 --> 00:29:59,713 Fuck! 460 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:02,090 Keith Teeth! The tickets! 461 00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,565 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 462 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:22,068 MAN: Five lighters. Five lighters. Five for a quid. Five for a quid. 463 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,579 All right? Gary? 464 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,790 Aye, aye! We're on. I'll do one. 465 00:30:36,335 --> 00:30:37,417 Where you going? 466 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:45,050 "Gary"? 467 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:49,180 I just think "Tits" doesn't sound all that... sophisticated. 468 00:30:49,263 --> 00:30:51,807 It's not the best nickname in the world, but, you know, it is mine. 469 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,893 Like to think I make it work for me. 470 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,479 Anyway, "Gary" just sounds weird now. 471 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:58,855 Are you with your mam? 472 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,692 Yeah, she's just looking at stuff over there. 473 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:03,778 Top one. 474 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,166 Might as well have some flowers, seeing as I'm here and all that. 475 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,292 Who are they for? 476 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,045 Wouldn't you like to know? 477 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,256 I'll chuck in a few good ones. 478 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:24,965 - Lovely. - It will be. 479 00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,720 Have you got your tickets yet? 480 00:31:30,471 --> 00:31:31,721 What time is it? 481 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,682 It's just gone 3:00. 482 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,644 Should be meeting Keith Teeth now. 483 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,564 It'll be right. He's all right, Keith Teeth. 484 00:31:42,858 --> 00:31:45,236 It suits you, you know, the whole market-trader vibe. 485 00:31:46,028 --> 00:31:49,990 What, like St Eric of Salford? Think that's all I want to be, me dad? 486 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:52,492 Soz. 487 00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:56,163 No, I should, erm, probably head off. What do I owe you for the flowers? 488 00:31:57,164 --> 00:31:59,500 Nish. You can have 'em for fuck-all. 489 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:01,919 Just don't ever let anyone tell you I'm a tight-arse. 490 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:03,837 (GIGGLES) I'd never hear a bad word said. 491 00:32:13,347 --> 00:32:14,432 (ZIPPY CHUCKLES) 492 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,065 Here y'are! 493 00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:41,459 ZIPPY AND PEN FOLD: All right, girls? GIRLS: All right, lads? 494 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:42,626 Seen Keith Teeth? 495 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:43,836 No, soz. 496 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,298 What, he's not let you down, has he? No way, didn't see that coming. 497 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,549 Spike Island outfit. 498 00:32:54,221 --> 00:32:55,765 Do you want to buy any sunglasses? 499 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,491 LITTLE GAZ: Do you want to buy any squidgy black? 500 00:32:57,808 --> 00:32:59,101 Have you heard about the trains? 501 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,895 I think so. Are they the big, noisy things that run along tracks? 502 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,773 You can't get into the station or through the turnstiles to the platforms 503 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,400 without a ticket for the gig. 504 00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:09,069 Security are going to be checking 'em on Station Approach. 505 00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:11,905 And they're closing the roads four square mile of Widnes. 506 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,450 You can't even get on to the site without crossing the Mersey. 507 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:15,910 Only way in is on the official coaches. 508 00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:18,746 You lot look caned to fuck. 509 00:33:18,829 --> 00:33:20,748 We got pilled up last night in the Dark Side. 510 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,625 With Ibiza Ste and all the older heads. 511 00:33:23,085 --> 00:33:25,126 - Is was banging. - I'd give you a proper banging. 512 00:33:25,252 --> 00:33:27,462 So, what? Is Ibiza Ste back, then? 513 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:28,673 PEN FOLD: Yeah. 514 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,590 - Is he going to Spike Island? - PEN FOLD: Yeah. 515 00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:33,259 Are all the big boys going? 516 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,346 Yeah. And we're going with them. 517 00:33:35,596 --> 00:33:37,431 Fuck me, it speaks! 518 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,519 So, are you going to find me in Widnes then, or what? 519 00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,438 Yeah, all right, yeah. 520 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,732 When you get inside, find the sound desk. 521 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:49,943 Be on the left hand side, facing the stage. 522 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,278 - Right... - No, left. 523 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,534 Be there by 7:00, yeah? 524 00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:57,660 Yeah. 525 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:00,453 Nice one. 526 00:34:01,455 --> 00:34:03,374 I mean, I'll be with Dodge and that lot, so... 527 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,792 Yeah, I know. 'Course you will. And I'll be with the girls. 528 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,755 - Is Sally not about? - No. 529 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,048 Is she still going tomorrow, though? 530 00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:13,925 Yeah, of course. What about Tits? 531 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,135 DODGE: Yeah. Of course. 532 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,344 RACHEL: Sound. 533 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:18,097 So, we should meet up or summat? 534 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,389 You fucking know that, sugar tits? 535 00:34:20,307 --> 00:34:21,391 "Sugar tits"? 536 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:23,978 How will you find us? 537 00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:26,313 You'll find us. We'll stand out. 538 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,440 LISA: Mega. 539 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:29,400 - Be at the main gate. - Buzzing. 540 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:30,650 Oh, look, there's Keith Teeth. 541 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:34,487 Quality! You actually think he's coming, don't you? 542 00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,449 Yeah, he said he swore on his mum's life and all that. 543 00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:37,615 His mam's dead. 544 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,034 Why didn't Tits just get Ste to sort you out? 545 00:34:39,161 --> 00:34:40,494 GUARD: Hey! RACHEL: Quick! 546 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,496 GUARD: Come here! RACHEL: Come on! 547 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:49,170 Right, I'll see you, Gary Titchfield. 548 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,172 See you, Sally Cinnamon. 549 00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:54,425 You do know that's a love song? 550 00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:57,094 Yeah. But about a lesbian. 551 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,387 (LAUGHS) Yeah. 552 00:35:05,936 --> 00:35:07,603 - HAIRY: You fucking naused that right up. - What? 553 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,690 She's bang into you. And she's fit. 554 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:10,900 No, she ain't. 555 00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:14,027 Yeah, she is. All right, ladies? 556 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:16,112 Been to see Dad yet? 557 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:17,239 I'm on me way up there now. 558 00:35:17,364 --> 00:35:20,242 I just need a word with Hairy Bollocks about a few things first. 559 00:35:20,367 --> 00:35:21,786 Yeah, sound. 560 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,969 Keith Teeth ain't coming, is he? 561 00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:47,393 DODGE: I told you Keith Teeth was a knob. 562 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,771 - Fuck! - Yeah. Fuck. Goofy prick. 563 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:54,318 Listen, go back to the Red Bricks, right? See if you can find the cunt. 564 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,778 I'll bell our Ste, see if he can sort summat. It'll be right. 565 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:06,413 Ste? It's me. You're probably in the hospital. 566 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,414 Listen... 567 00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:12,293 Keith Teeth's let us down, mate. We're fucked. 568 00:36:13,003 --> 00:36:14,204 I've never asked you for owt before, 569 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:17,215 but you asked me if we needed an in and, well, we do now, 570 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:19,844 so, I don't know, just come and see me at the stall 571 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:21,728 or just stick your head in the garage later or summat. 572 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,429 - (BEEPING) - Fuck! 573 00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,349 Shit! Mate, the pips have gone. I hope me dad's... 574 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,599 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 575 00:36:29,144 --> 00:36:32,438 Gates, fences, dibble, security guards. 576 00:36:33,148 --> 00:36:36,985 Fucking rivers that soppy Scousers sing soppy songs about. 577 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:41,114 None of who are going to stop us from getting in. Nothing is. 578 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:45,911 We blag, we lie, we climb, we rush the barrier, we fucking swim. 579 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:47,454 All we got to do is make sure 580 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,373 that we get inside somewhere we ain't supposed to be. 581 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,757 When's that ever been a problem for us? 582 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:54,168 Christmas Eve. When Zippy fingered that 12-year-old. 583 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,295 She was 14. 584 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,172 Yeah, 14 times too fucking young to be fingered. 585 00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,465 - Do you think it'll come to that? - What, fingering 12-year-olds? 586 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:02,344 No, I don't. I think our Ste will come through with tickets. 587 00:37:02,469 --> 00:37:03,637 Or put our names on the gate. 588 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,306 So it'll be right, Tits, yeah? 589 00:37:05,389 --> 00:37:07,891 We've got to go to the gate anyway to meet the girls for our date. 590 00:37:08,018 --> 00:37:09,143 - He hasn't got a date. - I have. 591 00:37:09,226 --> 00:37:10,393 - Who with? - Me and Dodge. 592 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,561 Pardon? 593 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:13,230 We've got a double date with Lisa and Sally. 594 00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,356 - Sally Harris? - DODGE: Yeah. 595 00:37:15,483 --> 00:37:17,318 - Since when? - Since this afternoon. 596 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,737 We've seen Rachel Stone and Lisa Hughes in Afflecks. 597 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:22,364 We said we'd meet them at the gate. With Sally. 598 00:37:22,489 --> 00:37:25,451 No, it's just... Sally said she was going to be at the sound desk at 7:00. 599 00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:26,994 Left-hand side, facing the stage. 600 00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:28,202 When did she say that? 601 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,996 Today. At the stall. 602 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,331 - She come to see you? - Yeah. 603 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:35,001 Well, no. She was shopping with her mam. We arranged to meet up. 604 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:38,838 All of us. Don't have to. Just thought you'd be into it. 605 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,050 (CHUCKLES) 606 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:43,260 Tit-ular, you're a fucking genius! 607 00:37:43,510 --> 00:37:46,472 Quality! He properly thinks he might get off with her. 608 00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:48,264 I'm definitely gonna finger someone. 609 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:51,434 You know what? I'm not all that fucking arsed even if I got to settle for Rachel. 610 00:37:51,518 --> 00:37:54,646 Here y'are, Dodge, you could always play her one of your 85 fucking love songs. 611 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,856 Every new tune he's working on, he's written for her. 612 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,275 I think Rachel's lovely. 613 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,195 For fuck's sake, boys, let's not lose focus at the first sight of fanny. 614 00:38:01,403 --> 00:38:03,237 The most important thing is seeing the band. 615 00:38:03,697 --> 00:38:05,032 And trying to give them the demo. 616 00:38:05,367 --> 00:38:08,034 Just one last take each to box me and Tits off on Ten Mile Smile, yeah? 617 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,411 You know what, can we just play it together then, for once? 618 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,121 I'm forgetting what it's like to actually be in a band. 619 00:38:12,206 --> 00:38:13,248 Yeah, but we need to do... 620 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:16,293 Mate, the Roses recorded Resurrection in one take, for fuck's sake. 621 00:38:16,378 --> 00:38:17,543 Come on! 622 00:38:18,045 --> 00:38:20,047 LITTLE GAZ: Oh, another tune about Sally Harris. 623 00:38:20,422 --> 00:38:23,509 - No, it ain't. - "Ten Mile Smile"? It's obvious! 624 00:38:23,592 --> 00:38:25,469 It's not. Tits wrote these lyrics. 625 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,097 (MUSIC PLAYING) 626 00:38:30,766 --> 00:38:32,226 TITS: One, two... 627 00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:34,061 Hearing this? One, two. 628 00:38:34,728 --> 00:38:35,813 (BOYS TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 629 00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,652 - (FEEDBACK WHINING) - Hello? Fucking hell. (CHUCKLES) 630 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,153 I don't do requests. 631 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,572 DODGE: One, two, three, four. 632 00:38:47,409 --> 00:38:49,117 (PLAYING SLOW ROCK MUSIC) 633 00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:19,606 ♪ Sending me some distant place 634 00:39:21,608 --> 00:39:25,820 ♪ On nights when I'm lying awake 635 00:39:28,992 --> 00:39:33,286 ♪ Nights when I dream of escape 636 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:38,458 ♪ At times when I'm stunned 637 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:41,878 ♪ And I feel so amazed 638 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,382 ♪ She's someone so pure 639 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:48,802 ♪ Something so sure 640 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:55,684 ♪ And I will take my chance 641 00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:59,730 ♪ She's got a ten-mile smile 642 00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:03,150 ♪ Passion running wild 643 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:06,903 ♪ And I can transcend this whole world 644 00:40:07,362 --> 00:40:09,655 ♪ Looking in her eyes 645 00:40:14,244 --> 00:40:18,331 ♪ I know that you see what I see 646 00:40:21,503 --> 00:40:24,295 ♪ And I'll bring this work 647 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:27,590 ♪ And this world to its knees 648 00:40:28,425 --> 00:40:31,427 ♪ Someone so pure 649 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:34,181 ♪ Something so sure 650 00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:40,061 ♪ And I will take my chance 651 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,733 ♪ She's got a ten-mile smile 652 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,528 ♪ Passion running wild 653 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,532 ♪ And I can transcend this whole world 654 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,494 ♪ Looking in her eyes 655 00:40:55,577 --> 00:40:56,994 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 656 00:40:57,079 --> 00:41:00,706 TITS: Fucking check us out. Top bricks on the chimney. 657 00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,876 Ten mile high on Ten Mile Smile there. 658 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,338 It was one of them pure moments, you know what I mean? 659 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:09,048 It felt like me and me four mates could take on the world 660 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,385 in a straight one-on-one fist fight and spark it out. 661 00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:20,059 ♪ Got a ten-mile smile 662 00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:27,067 ♪ A ten-mile smile 663 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,278 ♪ A ten-mile smile ♪ 664 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:39,454 (COUGHING) 665 00:41:39,746 --> 00:41:41,748 Shit! (GASPS) Soz. 666 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,750 (ALL LAUGHING) 667 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:48,672 Fuck me, that was special! 668 00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:51,465 Play the fucker back, then! All of it! The whole demo! 669 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:53,760 Whoo! 670 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:56,679 That was fucking ace, man! 671 00:41:56,847 --> 00:41:58,264 Sounds like a real band! 672 00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,516 Zips, we are a real band. 673 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:01,668 Got to tell you, Penfold, mate, you sound fucking sorted on it. 674 00:42:01,686 --> 00:42:03,394 What are you talking about? You can't even hear me! 675 00:42:03,478 --> 00:42:05,480 - Bingo! - It's not perfect, though. 676 00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:06,606 BOTH: Yeah, it is. 677 00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:08,650 See! Nice one, lads. 678 00:42:08,775 --> 00:42:10,277 What the fuck do these two know, anyway? 679 00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,346 We know that you're the best band on the Red Bricks. 680 00:42:12,362 --> 00:42:14,197 - What about The Palaver? - Don't rate 'em. 681 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:16,240 They think they're the Mondays, but they're wank. 682 00:42:16,326 --> 00:42:17,451 Tell 'em what we call 'em, Jay. 683 00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:18,869 The Baggy Undies. 684 00:42:18,952 --> 00:42:20,704 Anyway, what kind of name is The Palaver? 685 00:42:21,121 --> 00:42:22,998 Who names a group after a fruit meringue? 686 00:42:23,081 --> 00:42:26,001 The guitarist's shit and all. He only knows three chords. 687 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,795 Right then, we're taking it with us. 688 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,579 Do you seriously think we can give it to the Roses? 689 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,173 I seriously think we can try, yeah. 690 00:42:32,257 --> 00:42:33,507 Where is Spike Island, anyway? 691 00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:34,842 It's near Widnes, innit? 692 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,344 - Where's that? - Near Liverpool, innit? 693 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:39,014 - Where's that? - About 30-odd miles up the East Lancs Road. 694 00:42:39,097 --> 00:42:40,139 Where's the East Lancs Road? 695 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:42,643 Right, this could easily go on all night. How are we gonna get there? 696 00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:43,936 - I could drive. - Drive what? 697 00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:46,021 Herd of cattle. A fucking car, you bell-end. 698 00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:49,065 TITS: I've got a better idea. Follow me. 699 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,652 (HAIRY SNORING) 700 00:42:52,110 --> 00:42:54,487 - ZIPPY: I'm not driving that. - Yeah, you are. 701 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,615 It's perfect. It's so cognito, it's incognito. 702 00:42:57,699 --> 00:42:58,951 It's what? 703 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,994 Gary! Look sharp! 704 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,001 What's up, Mum? 705 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,420 The hospital. 706 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:11,545 At this time? 707 00:43:11,630 --> 00:43:13,547 - Come with me, he'll want you. - But, Mum... 708 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,175 Is Ste there? 709 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,802 - Our Steven? - Yeah. 710 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:19,137 No, of course not. Why? 711 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,849 Didn't even know he was in the country. 712 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,768 He got back yesterday. 713 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:26,894 Where is he now? 714 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,355 Don't know. 715 00:43:28,438 --> 00:43:30,648 Find him and bring him to me. I want you both close. 716 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,233 For how long? 717 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,568 What do you mean, "for how long"? 718 00:43:33,652 --> 00:43:35,487 It's just, you know, Spike Island! 719 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:38,072 What, the Guns N' Roses concert? No, you can't go! 720 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,699 - But I've been waiting months to go... - Things change! 721 00:43:39,784 --> 00:43:43,411 - But you said I could go! - It don't matter what I said! 722 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,958 That was before. 723 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,710 Before what? 724 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,047 Just find your brother. 725 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,298 Soon! 726 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:02,054 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 727 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:08,769 All right, Tits? 728 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:10,605 All right, Carlos? 729 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,148 What the fuck, Ste? 730 00:44:13,735 --> 00:44:14,775 What? 731 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:17,237 I got your message. I'm on it. 732 00:44:17,697 --> 00:44:18,864 I was coming to see you. 733 00:44:19,532 --> 00:44:21,615 - What about me dad? - Yeah, I know. 734 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,242 It's just, I've been running round like a dick all day 735 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:24,577 trying to sort you a guest list out. 736 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,581 Anyway, I think I've boxed it off. Worst comes to worst, 737 00:44:27,664 --> 00:44:30,958 I'll just word up security when I get there. But you're deffo in. 738 00:44:35,797 --> 00:44:38,175 What're you fucking staring at? 739 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:41,887 Over here. 740 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,813 I can't do it. All right? 741 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,233 Fucking hospitals and that. 742 00:44:56,318 --> 00:44:59,195 I can't see him like that, Tits. It's too hard, mate. 743 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:01,697 What, you think it's easy for me? 744 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,657 Going up there every day, watching it eat him? 745 00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:07,036 It's not, mate. It's the hardest thing in the world. 746 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:11,208 But you need to get down there now. 747 00:45:12,626 --> 00:45:13,835 Right. 748 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,382 How long are you staying, Ste? 749 00:45:18,965 --> 00:45:20,342 I'll just bang this pint down. 750 00:45:20,550 --> 00:45:23,387 No, I mean in Manchester. Are you back? 751 00:45:40,278 --> 00:45:41,862 (ALARM BEEPING) 752 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:50,121 (GROANS) 753 00:46:08,181 --> 00:46:09,391 (WATERFALL PLAYING) 754 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:56,813 Here you are, girls. For food and that. 755 00:46:58,815 --> 00:47:01,568 Be good. Try not to wind her up, yeah? 756 00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,197 I love you both. 757 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:09,909 (MUMBLING) 758 00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,123 ZIPPY: What's going on? 759 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:19,585 MAN: Never mind that. Come on, out the way, knobhead! 760 00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:26,635 Where is it? 761 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:30,972 Dad? I left it to dry on the radiator. 762 00:47:33,266 --> 00:47:35,018 I need my T-shirt. 763 00:47:36,144 --> 00:47:37,561 I'm going to Spike Island. 764 00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,190 (FIRE ALARM BEEPING) 765 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:11,554 No. I'm going to be taking orders from twats for the rest of my life. 766 00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:13,056 I'm not taking any more from you. 767 00:48:13,139 --> 00:48:14,766 I don't want you to go. 768 00:48:14,849 --> 00:48:19,228 Dad, I know you're not well, and I love you and all, 769 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:23,650 but if you don't get out of my way now, I swear to God I'll bite your fucking nose off! 770 00:49:50,278 --> 00:49:51,862 I'm sorry, Dad. 771 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,989 Why? What've you done? 772 00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:55,492 Nowt. Just... 773 00:49:55,576 --> 00:49:58,244 Getting off? Don't worry about me. 774 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:00,413 - But... - Your mam still here? 775 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:05,668 - Yeah. She's asleep. - I'll be all right, then. 776 00:50:07,088 --> 00:50:08,380 Go on. 777 00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:10,798 Have a good day. 778 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,802 - I don't have to. - Yeah, you do. 779 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,722 - Dad... - Don't say it, son. 780 00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:21,434 There's no need. 781 00:50:22,103 --> 00:50:25,521 I'm going nowhere. Promise. 782 00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:31,318 (EXHALES) 783 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,077 I love you, Dad. 784 00:50:56,429 --> 00:50:57,721 BOY: Here he is. 785 00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,889 - DODGE: Here he is. - I overslept. 786 00:50:59,974 --> 00:51:02,891 - You're a knob. - No, I'm not. Fuck you. 787 00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:06,980 DODGE: Where the fuck have you been? 788 00:51:07,063 --> 00:51:09,065 I met with our Ste. Had a bit of a mad night. Soz. 789 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:11,233 You absolute fucking wanker. 790 00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:14,653 - But he's got us on the guest list. - You absolute fucking diamond. 791 00:51:16,114 --> 00:51:17,239 Come on. 792 00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,324 Where's your Roses tee? 793 00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:20,827 It was still wet. 794 00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:26,498 LITTLE GAZ: Mate, look, you've got dog shit all over your trousers, lad. You have! 795 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:27,916 TITS: Zip! 796 00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:29,418 Come on, then. 797 00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:34,257 - Stick that on, then. - Fuck him. 798 00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:36,009 - Are you sure? - (SNORING) 799 00:51:36,092 --> 00:51:37,559 ZIPPY: Shit, he's in there, I can hear him. 800 00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:38,795 LITTLE GAZ: I can fucking smell him. 801 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,512 (HAIRY SNORING) 802 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,268 ZIPPY: What the fuck do we do now? 803 00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:47,853 Has anyone seen E.T.? 804 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,688 (SNORING CONTINUES) 805 00:51:54,527 --> 00:51:56,112 Fuck off! 806 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,025 Fucking pants! 807 00:52:34,318 --> 00:52:35,485 Shh! 808 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:41,657 (CHUCKLING) 809 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:51,876 - (SNIGGERS) - Shh. 810 00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:57,590 (WHISPERS) Ready? 811 00:52:58,175 --> 00:52:59,259 Go! 812 00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:04,681 Zip, you know where we're going? 813 00:53:04,764 --> 00:53:07,016 Yeah. Been there with my dad on a bit of work. It's fuck-all away. 814 00:53:08,726 --> 00:53:09,936 Shall we get out of this shithole then, or what? 815 00:53:10,019 --> 00:53:11,728 - (ENGINE STARTS) - Go, go, go, go, go! 816 00:53:14,275 --> 00:53:15,440 (YELLS) 817 00:53:18,403 --> 00:53:19,903 (ALL LAUGHING) 818 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:22,447 Oi! 819 00:53:22,574 --> 00:53:24,784 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 820 00:53:24,909 --> 00:53:26,119 (SCREAMING) 821 00:53:26,244 --> 00:53:28,121 - TITS: Go, go, go! - (TYRES SQUEAL) 822 00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:30,123 (ALL LAUGHING) 823 00:53:31,416 --> 00:53:32,625 Burn rubber, Zips! 824 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:35,128 Hey, check what he's got. 825 00:53:35,211 --> 00:53:37,797 What is it? Fucking... Methadone! 826 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:39,382 Oh, he's a wrong 'un, him, a wrong 'un, mate. 827 00:53:39,465 --> 00:53:40,800 It fucking stinks in here. 828 00:53:40,925 --> 00:53:42,302 - (SCREAMING) - (ALL GASP) 829 00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:44,304 - Whoa! - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 830 00:53:44,429 --> 00:53:46,806 - Where's Harold? - Who the fuck's Harold? 831 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,557 - It's his van. - (ALL LAUGHING) 832 00:53:48,641 --> 00:53:49,976 - TITS: Pull over, Zippy. - (TYRES SCREECH) 833 00:53:49,976 --> 00:53:51,894 ZIPPY: I am! Take a chill pill! 834 00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:53,646 (ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 835 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,063 I thought she was all right. 836 00:53:55,148 --> 00:53:56,483 LITTLE GAZ: I think you're quite unwell. 837 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,233 TITS: Go, go, go, go, go! LITTLE GAZ: Sorry, love! 838 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:00,485 (TYRES SCREECH) 839 00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:04,740 DODGE: Here y'are, stick that on, Tits. 840 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:07,076 - Is that the demo? - No... 841 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,661 This is the demo, 842 00:54:08,786 --> 00:54:11,831 but it's not coming out again until I'm banging it in the hands of Stone Roses. 843 00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,835 Actually, fuck that, Tits. You take it. Guard it with your life. 844 00:54:17,670 --> 00:54:19,005 Nice one. 845 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:23,675 (BYE BYE, BAD MAN PLAYING) 846 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:33,101 ♪ Soak me to my skin 847 00:54:33,186 --> 00:54:36,773 ♪ Will you drown me in your sea? 848 00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:44,030 ♪ Submission ends and I begin 849 00:54:48,034 --> 00:54:51,954 ♪ Choke me, smoke the air 850 00:54:52,039 --> 00:54:55,791 ♪ In this citrus sucking sunshine 851 00:54:55,876 --> 00:55:03,132 ♪ I don't care, you're not all there 852 00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:10,639 ♪ Every backbone and heart you break 853 00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:15,228 ♪ Will still come back for more 854 00:55:15,353 --> 00:55:21,858 ♪ Submission ends it all 855 00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:29,574 TITS: We come flying out of the Red Bricks and hit the road out of town, 856 00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:33,079 with a cockpit full of weed smoke and pockets full of E's and speed. 857 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,581 Absolutely buzzing our nuts off. 858 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:39,168 We were leaving Manchester and a world of shite behind. We all were. 859 00:55:39,253 --> 00:55:41,170 Just for one day, anyway. 860 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:45,257 You know what? Despite everything, it felt fucking all right, man. 861 00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:47,760 ♪ Bye-bye, bad man 862 00:55:49,262 --> 00:55:50,847 ♪ Bye-bye ♪ 863 00:55:51,264 --> 00:55:52,931 (ALL LAUGHING) 864 00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:59,271 - Ooh, look! - Wow. How fucking camp was that? 865 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:00,440 Look at what? 866 00:56:00,565 --> 00:56:02,608 - DODGE: Warrington. - Ace. What about it? 867 00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:05,695 Lan Brown's birthplace. They should erect a statue. 868 00:56:05,778 --> 00:56:08,697 I'd like to erect a statue. In Lisa Hughes' fanny! 869 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:11,034 (ALL LAUGHING) 870 00:56:11,117 --> 00:56:12,452 LITTLE GAZ: What exactly are you doing there? 871 00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,619 Slipping her one. 872 00:56:13,704 --> 00:56:16,371 - Slipping a fucking disc. - Oh, we should take a detour. 873 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:17,956 I'd like to take a detour... 874 00:56:18,083 --> 00:56:19,625 To Lisa Hughes' fanny! 875 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:21,960 Yeah, he's never even seen a fanny. 876 00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:24,463 Except when he looks in the mirror! 877 00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:26,465 (ALL LAUGHING) 878 00:56:27,967 --> 00:56:29,217 Hit him, Little Gaz. 879 00:56:29,927 --> 00:56:31,387 We're nearly there now, anyway. 880 00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:32,554 What? How? 881 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,306 I ain't even seen a sign for Widnes yet. 882 00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,724 Widnes? 883 00:56:39,896 --> 00:56:40,980 (BRAKES SCREECH) 884 00:56:41,815 --> 00:56:42,981 They sound the same. 885 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,485 What? Like "you dick" and "you prick"? 886 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:47,110 (ALL LAUGHING) 887 00:56:52,326 --> 00:56:53,451 Who's the driver? 888 00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:55,661 This goon. 889 00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:57,996 Right. Did you not bring a map? 890 00:56:58,456 --> 00:57:00,166 - No. - Did you not look at a map? 891 00:57:00,666 --> 00:57:02,460 - No. - Right. 892 00:57:03,503 --> 00:57:04,920 Well, this is you... 893 00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:10,592 This is Widnes, and this is the M6. It's going to be your little friend. 894 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:13,096 You want to take him south to junction 21 A, 895 00:57:13,179 --> 00:57:16,264 get on the M62 towards Liverpool, junction 10. 896 00:57:16,349 --> 00:57:20,353 Follow the signs from there, Bob's your uncle, fanny's a rude word. 897 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:22,271 Thanks, Suzanne. 898 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,940 - Pleasure. Going to Spike Island? - Yeah. 899 00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:26,192 I'll keep my eyes peeled for you. 900 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:27,943 Especially for you. 901 00:57:29,695 --> 00:57:31,697 Oh, and do us a favour, will you? 902 00:57:31,782 --> 00:57:33,865 Tell your thieving little bastard mates to put everything back, 903 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:35,585 else I'll lock the door and get the Dobermans in. 904 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,125 LITTLE GAZ: That was your fault, Dodge. 905 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:43,409 DODGE: How d'you work that one out? 906 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,128 She's seen the box fall out of your tracky top. 907 00:57:45,211 --> 00:57:46,878 ZIPPY: What was you robbing Tampax for, anyway? 908 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:49,132 DODGE: I didn't know what they were, I couldn't read it, could I? 909 00:57:49,215 --> 00:57:51,300 I thought they were individually wrapped biscuits. 910 00:57:57,056 --> 00:57:58,306 (INDISTINCT BANTER) 911 00:57:58,391 --> 00:57:59,724 (ALL LAUGHING) 912 00:57:59,809 --> 00:58:02,061 (HORN HONKING) 913 00:58:02,186 --> 00:58:03,311 Roses! 914 00:58:03,396 --> 00:58:04,896 (BOYS CHEERING) 915 00:58:05,523 --> 00:58:07,065 (ALL LAUGHING) 916 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:11,070 (HORN HONKING) 917 00:58:11,195 --> 00:58:13,239 DODGE: Hey, hey, Spike Island! 918 00:58:13,322 --> 00:58:15,032 ZIPPY: We'll be there shortly! 919 00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:18,661 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 920 00:58:19,036 --> 00:58:21,998 - Here y'are, Zippy, turn it in. - What're you on about? 921 00:58:22,081 --> 00:58:23,815 You can't tap your feet while they're on the pedals. 922 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,501 - I'm not! - Then what the fuck are you doing? 923 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:27,503 - Nish and klish. - Then why's the van spazzing out? 924 00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:29,588 - I don't know. - Shut it. Turn the tunes off. 925 00:58:31,007 --> 00:58:32,175 ZIPPY: Is doesn't sound well. 926 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,760 Might be a daft question, but have we got any juice in it? 927 00:58:34,887 --> 00:58:36,679 ZIPPY: Yeah. Is was full this morning. 928 00:58:39,766 --> 00:58:41,601 - What? - (ALL GROAN) 929 00:58:41,726 --> 00:58:43,728 Fuck! You're joking me! 930 00:58:44,103 --> 00:58:45,771 (ALL SIGHING) 931 00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:51,777 (HORN HONKING) 932 00:58:58,076 --> 00:58:59,202 - Fuck! - Fuck! 933 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:00,327 Fucking fuck! 934 00:59:00,454 --> 00:59:01,621 Word! 935 00:59:03,164 --> 00:59:04,956 We can't hang about here. 936 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:08,376 - What the fuck's he doing? - LITTLE GAZ: Climbing the van, clearly. 937 00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:10,003 - Why? - Reconnaissance. 938 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:11,172 What? 939 00:59:11,297 --> 00:59:13,257 If we walk six fields northwest, 940 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,302 there's a motorway running perpendicular. I think it has to be the M6. 941 00:59:19,931 --> 00:59:21,181 Come on! 942 00:59:21,307 --> 00:59:24,643 Are we really following this retard? What about the van? 943 00:59:24,769 --> 00:59:26,269 I've remembered its position. 944 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:31,317 I'll watch your van for a tenner! 945 00:59:31,443 --> 00:59:34,987 You can watch my arse disappear for fuck-all, you cheeky twat. 946 00:59:37,782 --> 00:59:38,824 (FOOLS GOLD PLAYING) 947 01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:18,655 (HORN HONKING) 948 01:00:18,739 --> 01:00:21,492 MAN: Right, come on, back on the bus. 949 01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:25,954 (HORN HONKING) 950 01:00:26,039 --> 01:00:27,206 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 951 01:00:47,518 --> 01:00:49,186 (ENGINE STARTS) 952 01:00:57,737 --> 01:00:59,112 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Shh! 953 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,867 Spike Island! 954 01:01:06,871 --> 01:01:08,039 (FARTING) 955 01:01:08,123 --> 01:01:09,164 ALL: Oh! 956 01:01:09,248 --> 01:01:11,250 - PEN FOLD: Dirty bastard! - (COUGHING) 957 01:01:18,467 --> 01:01:22,052 Zippy. Please tell me that's not your cock digging in my back. 958 01:01:22,137 --> 01:01:23,804 I can't help it, it's the vibrations! 959 01:01:23,929 --> 01:01:26,306 - For fuck's sake! - (ALL LAUGHING) 960 01:01:37,610 --> 01:01:40,112 - We're slowing down. - We must be nearly there. 961 01:01:40,237 --> 01:01:41,697 Thank fuck for that. I think I've broke my arse. 962 01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:44,282 Someone's arse deffo ain't working right, or they've been eating rats. 963 01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:47,286 - Get your Stone Roses T-shirts! - T-shirts! 964 01:01:47,411 --> 01:01:49,413 CROWD: ♪ I pray 965 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:53,458 ♪ Give me joy in my heart, keep me praying 966 01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:56,878 ♪ Keep me praying till the end of day ♪ 967 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:58,047 - Have we stopped? - Yeah. 968 01:01:58,130 --> 01:02:00,632 Whatever happens, we stay together. 969 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:03,260 Three, two, one. 970 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:09,934 Hey! What do you think I use wing mirrors for, you little toe rags! 971 01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:12,143 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 972 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,614 TITS: Come on, Pen, leg it! 973 01:02:24,157 --> 01:02:25,824 (PEOPLE SHOUTING) 974 01:02:35,626 --> 01:02:36,751 Shit! Where's Penfold? 975 01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:38,670 - Fucks knows! - Pen? 976 01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:41,047 He couldn't have gone far. Just look for his sun hat. 977 01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:44,385 Pen! Penfold! 978 01:02:44,510 --> 01:02:45,552 Penfold! 979 01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:47,596 ZIPPY: Pen-is! LITTLE GAZ: Pen-is, where are you? 980 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,681 DODGE: Penfold! MAN: Ah, steady! 981 01:02:50,474 --> 01:02:51,724 - DODGE: Penfold! - Pen! 982 01:02:52,518 --> 01:02:53,726 - Penfold! - Pen-is! 983 01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:55,688 LITTLE GAZ: Pen-is, where are you? 984 01:02:55,813 --> 01:02:58,023 Ah, fuck that, man. Let's head down to the main gate. 985 01:03:03,155 --> 01:03:06,322 MAN: Reni hats! Get your Reni hats here! Get your fucking Reni hats here! 986 01:03:06,407 --> 01:03:08,324 Go on, Manchester! 987 01:03:08,409 --> 01:03:10,536 (PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 988 01:03:12,746 --> 01:03:15,791 Roses souvenir posters! Two for a tenner. 989 01:03:15,876 --> 01:03:17,710 DODGE: He's got no shirt on! 990 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:24,382 Hot dogs! Free ketchup or Ian Brown sauce! 991 01:03:26,427 --> 01:03:28,387 You can see the gate from there. 992 01:03:28,512 --> 01:03:29,554 Yeah. 993 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:34,559 Here we go, lads! Fucking Mersey paradise! 994 01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:35,686 (ALL LAUGHING) 995 01:03:35,769 --> 01:03:36,896 (MERSEY PARADISE PLAYING) 996 01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,597 Rights, boys, let's have it! 997 01:04:13,307 --> 01:04:15,099 GUARD 1: Right, tickets out, please. 998 01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:16,693 GUARD 2: Go 'head, Bananarama, straight in! 999 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:19,896 - Here y'are, sweet cheeks, get in there! - GUARD 1: It's Bez! 1000 01:04:19,981 --> 01:04:21,565 GUARD 2: Do the dance! GUARD 1: Go ahead, lad, do it. 1001 01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:23,400 GUARD 2: Oh! You're in, you're in! 1002 01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,068 GUARD 1: Mate, hang on, how old are you? BOY: Eighteen. 1003 01:04:25,152 --> 01:04:26,445 Eighteen? I've got porn mags older than you! 1004 01:04:26,570 --> 01:04:30,407 Cheese and Marmite together? On the same butty? That's fucking repellent. 1005 01:04:30,492 --> 01:04:33,077 - Can I have it back, then? - No. Get to fuck, go on. 1006 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:35,954 - You all right, mate? - I'm not your mate. Tickets. 1007 01:04:36,081 --> 01:04:37,456 Should be on the guest list. 1008 01:04:37,581 --> 01:04:38,916 Yeah, and I should be on the telly, lad. 1009 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,166 Here you are, Sid, get on these. 1010 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,335 Go ahead, whose list? 1011 01:04:41,460 --> 01:04:44,088 - Ibiza Ste's. - Who the fuck is Ibiza Ste? 1012 01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:46,465 - My brother. - Why d'you call him that? 1013 01:04:46,590 --> 01:04:47,858 'Cause we've got the same mum and dad. 1014 01:04:47,925 --> 01:04:49,092 I mean "Ibiza Ste"? 1015 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,719 All right, 'cause he lives in Ibiza and his name's Ste. 1016 01:04:51,804 --> 01:04:54,306 Oh, yeah, got it. Nice one, yeah. Boss name. 1017 01:04:54,431 --> 01:04:55,849 Yeah, he's a Manc legend! 1018 01:04:55,976 --> 01:04:57,110 GUARD 3: A Manc leg-end, no less. 1019 01:04:57,184 --> 01:04:58,768 Well, welcome to fucking Merseyside, son. 1020 01:04:58,853 --> 01:05:01,271 We don't know no Ibiza Ste and he hasn't got no fucking guest list. 1021 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,275 Yeah, well, try Red Bricks Ste? He used to live there before he moved to Ibiza. 1022 01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:05,400 Stop it, will you? 1023 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:07,318 You'll ruin it for me when his autobiography comes out. 1024 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,405 Try the Roses. Mani. I sort him out with hair gel. 1025 01:05:09,489 --> 01:05:11,407 - (MAN LAUGHS) - Go ahead, what's your names? 1026 01:05:11,490 --> 01:05:14,409 Gary Titchfield, Darren Hodge, Chris Weeks, Gareth Barret and Andrew Peach. 1027 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:15,869 No. You're not down. 1028 01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:18,163 - Try Shadow Caster. We're a band. - Fuck off! 1029 01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:19,414 Mate, we're a support band. 1030 01:05:19,498 --> 01:05:22,418 Oh, the support band. Oh, sorry, lads, in that case... 1031 01:05:22,501 --> 01:05:23,626 BOTH: Fuck off! 1032 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:26,505 No tickets, no guest list, no entry, no chance. 1033 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:29,425 Now fucking yabba-dabba-do one, dickheads! 1034 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:32,052 Go 'head, move! Do one, you beaut! 1035 01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:35,347 - Well, that went well. - Can't believe he's never heard of Ibiza Ste. 1036 01:05:35,472 --> 01:05:37,349 - I can. - There's got to be a fuck-up. 1037 01:05:37,516 --> 01:05:39,143 Yeah, there is. He's called Ste. 1038 01:05:39,351 --> 01:05:42,646 - Hands in the air, put your tickets up. - So what are we gonna do now, then, Tits? 1039 01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:43,981 Get in. 1040 01:05:44,356 --> 01:05:45,858 Let's just fucking rush it, man. 1041 01:05:46,650 --> 01:05:48,527 Yeah? On my count, right. 1042 01:05:49,528 --> 01:05:51,362 One, two... 1043 01:05:51,864 --> 01:05:53,740 Three. For fuck's sake, who runs on "two"? 1044 01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:56,159 No one runs on "two". 1045 01:05:56,369 --> 01:05:57,661 GUARD 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1046 01:05:57,746 --> 01:05:59,163 GUARD 3: They're charging, Dave! 1047 01:05:59,246 --> 01:06:01,164 (CLAMOURING) 1048 01:06:01,248 --> 01:06:02,833 (HORN BLARING) 1049 01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:09,840 GUARD 2: Get out! Go on! And you! 1050 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,385 GUARD 3: And you, Granddad, get off! 1051 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,097 Get back! 1052 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:18,931 This is our bridge! 1053 01:06:19,059 --> 01:06:20,099 Fucking hippies. 1054 01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:22,311 Let that be a lesson to all of you. 1055 01:06:22,394 --> 01:06:24,438 - Yes! - Here we go! 1056 01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:27,565 - Liverpool 2, Man U... - Nil! 1057 01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:31,987 Have it! 1058 01:06:32,072 --> 01:06:34,322 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1059 01:06:34,490 --> 01:06:35,657 ZIPPY: What d'you reckon? 1060 01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:38,369 I'm not fucking swimming in that. No. 1061 01:06:38,452 --> 01:06:40,871 I wonder what time it is. We've got to meet the girls. 1062 01:06:40,954 --> 01:06:42,414 MAN: Nearly 3:45. 1063 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:44,916 What the fuck was that? 1064 01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,418 Some sort of animal? 1065 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:48,836 (SCOUSE ACCENT) Here y'are, lads, d'you wanna buy a dinghy ride? 1066 01:06:48,922 --> 01:06:50,880 - What did he just say? - Fuck knows. 1067 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:52,132 "Dez-a-by-diggy-bat"? 1068 01:06:52,257 --> 01:06:53,800 D'yous wanna buy a dinghy ride? 1069 01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:55,177 I'm still not getting it. 1070 01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:56,844 Soz, mate, it's just white noise. 1071 01:06:56,929 --> 01:06:58,764 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1072 01:07:02,851 --> 01:07:04,978 Oh! Do we want to buy a dinghy? 1073 01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,773 A dinghy ride! I row yous! 1074 01:07:07,856 --> 01:07:09,858 - Where's your oars? - Side of me head! 1075 01:07:09,943 --> 01:07:12,277 TITS: No, you're all right, mate. BOY: Let's just do one. 1076 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:14,530 - Do yous want to buy a dinghy ride? - What? 1077 01:07:14,614 --> 01:07:17,782 - He'll row you. For cash. With no oars. - Sound! 1078 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:19,784 - How much? - Fiver each. 1079 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,704 - Here. - It's right. 1080 01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:24,123 TITS: Oh, mate, I'm watching this! 1081 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,090 Come on, come on, hurry up! Hurry up! 1082 01:07:26,126 --> 01:07:27,458 ZIPPY: Would you get in a boat with this prick? 1083 01:07:27,543 --> 01:07:30,211 - Easy! Easy! - Wouldn't even get in a lift with him. 1084 01:07:31,297 --> 01:07:33,382 I'm the captain on this ship. 1085 01:07:33,465 --> 01:07:35,717 Just don't do nothing. Leave it to me. 1086 01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:40,389 Ah! It's going to tip if you do that. 1087 01:07:40,472 --> 01:07:42,056 - (GIRLS SCREAM) - Can't swim! 1088 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,516 (ALL LAUGHING) 1089 01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:48,896 We should probably get back to the main gate, you know. 1090 01:07:48,981 --> 01:07:50,648 Penfold might be waiting for us. 1091 01:07:50,858 --> 01:07:52,226 ZIPPY: Might even see the girls turn up. 1092 01:07:52,318 --> 01:07:53,818 Or Ibiza Ste. 1093 01:07:55,905 --> 01:07:57,905 Oh, here we go, look who it is. 1094 01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:02,577 All right, Tits? 1095 01:08:02,661 --> 01:08:03,704 All right, Dave Famous? 1096 01:08:06,498 --> 01:08:08,166 - Got tickets? - Have you? 1097 01:08:08,418 --> 01:08:09,585 Have you? 1098 01:08:11,336 --> 01:08:13,672 - No, neither have we. - Supposed to be on the list, but... 1099 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,340 So were we, but... 1100 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,719 Listen, Dave, let's cut the bollocks, yeah? 1101 01:08:18,845 --> 01:08:21,345 We all know you think we're shit dickheads, yeah? 1102 01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:26,560 Well, we think you're double shit dickheads. But we're both bang into the Roses, so... 1103 01:08:27,395 --> 01:08:31,606 If one of us spots a jib, we should probably give each other a shout or summat. 1104 01:08:31,690 --> 01:08:33,567 - All right, sound. - Sound. In a bit. 1105 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,194 In bits. 1106 01:08:38,113 --> 01:08:40,948 State of that tracksuit. He looks like a fucking Smurf! 1107 01:08:47,372 --> 01:08:48,707 GIRL: Come on, hurry up. 1108 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:51,793 (GIGGLES) I could see right up her skirt then. 1109 01:08:51,877 --> 01:08:53,045 Do you know what I wish? 1110 01:08:53,128 --> 01:08:55,380 We had a Motorola. Then we could ring Ste. 1111 01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,216 Or the girls, but they'd have to have one, too. 1112 01:08:58,635 --> 01:08:59,717 Do you know what I wish? 1113 01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:01,103 Go ahead, it's getting good, this game. 1114 01:09:01,136 --> 01:09:03,805 You'd sorted it out with your kid properly last night, Tits, 1115 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:05,724 instead of getting fucking caned or whatever you did. 1116 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,127 Shall I tell you what I done last night, Dodge? 1117 01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:10,311 DODGE: What? 1118 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,230 I sat with me mam, waiting for me dad to die. 1119 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,525 Yeah, I sat with me mam, and waited for my useless prick of a brother 1120 01:09:15,609 --> 01:09:17,903 to sort out leaving a fucking pub and come to the hospital. 1121 01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:20,948 But he never managed that. So shut the fuck up about him sorting us out. 1122 01:09:21,073 --> 01:09:22,573 The guy's a dick, and you're doing me fucking head in. 1123 01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:24,909 But you told me he was all right, you told me he was getting better. 1124 01:09:24,993 --> 01:09:26,619 This isn't fucking about you, Dodge. 1125 01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:27,829 What's that supposed to mean? 1126 01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:29,622 Nothing. I... 1127 01:09:29,748 --> 01:09:32,125 I just mean we come here for one fucking reason, right? 1128 01:09:32,460 --> 01:09:35,045 To see The Stone Roses, so can we please stop pissing 1129 01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:37,421 and moaning and get on with trying to get in. 1130 01:09:42,177 --> 01:09:43,511 DODGE: Oi, Tits! 1131 01:09:45,139 --> 01:09:46,931 Tits! Listen, man! 1132 01:09:58,778 --> 01:09:59,944 Tits! 1133 01:10:06,786 --> 01:10:08,787 - Are you all right? - No, not really. 1134 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,122 I've just been wandering around on my own like a lemon. 1135 01:10:11,623 --> 01:10:13,792 I lost the girls coming over the bridge. 1136 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:16,962 Why didn't you just go in? 1137 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,421 What? I don't know. 1138 01:10:18,506 --> 01:10:21,757 There's, like, 20-odd thousand heads in there and... 1139 01:10:21,842 --> 01:10:25,136 I had a quarter of an acid on the train and I got a bit para. 1140 01:10:25,345 --> 01:10:27,890 You said you'd be there. Left-hand side of the stage. 1141 01:10:27,974 --> 01:10:31,310 Yeah, but it doesn't matter anyway, I can just come in with yous lot. 1142 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,145 If that's all right? 1143 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:35,564 We still haven't got tickets. 1144 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:37,149 Oh, shit! 1145 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,649 Yeah. Shit. 1146 01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:41,235 Well, I am not going in there on my own. 1147 01:10:41,320 --> 01:10:43,154 What? You'll miss the Roses? 1148 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:47,199 Well, one of yous lot could have my ticket. 1149 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,912 - I'll have it. - Behave. 1150 01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:52,331 What? I said it first. 1151 01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,875 Shouldn't we toss a coin or have an arm-wrestle or summat? 1152 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:58,045 It's about the music, innit? I'm the only one that understands it. 1153 01:10:58,171 --> 01:11:00,005 Come on, Tits, you know how much this means to me, man. 1154 01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,926 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 1155 01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:09,972 There you are. 1156 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:11,390 Nice one. 1157 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:15,395 Right then, see you after here, yeah? 1158 01:11:17,689 --> 01:11:19,231 Mate! Dodge! 1159 01:11:20,193 --> 01:11:21,525 Take this with you. 1160 01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:24,070 What? Why? You said you'd do it. 1161 01:11:24,529 --> 01:11:25,697 You're the one who's going in, aren't you? 1162 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,367 Yeah, but I'm not gonna get in backstage on my own, am I, without you? 1163 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:31,536 Yeah, well, get down the front, then, Dodge. Just lob it at lan or John. 1164 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:33,720 I'd mong it into the mud. You're a miles better thrower than me. 1165 01:11:33,789 --> 01:11:36,207 But I'm not going to hit the fucking stage from out here, am I? 1166 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:41,253 It'll be right. You'll get in. You keep it. You know I'd fuck it up. 1167 01:11:43,757 --> 01:11:47,301 Listen, if you do get in, meet me at the sound desk. 1168 01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:49,470 If not, I'll see you back after here, yeah? 1169 01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:51,222 Yeah. 1170 01:11:52,432 --> 01:11:53,766 Don't go fucking off without me. 1171 01:11:55,645 --> 01:11:56,895 Right, mate. 1172 01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,773 Sorted. 1173 01:11:59,940 --> 01:12:01,399 Yeah, mate, sorted as fuck. 1174 01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,621 Is, um... Is my make-up run? 1175 01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:16,581 - Just a smidge. - (CHUCKLES) 1176 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:18,291 I must look like a right dog. 1177 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:21,252 No, you don't. Like a really pretty panda. 1178 01:12:22,921 --> 01:12:24,922 Oi, Dave Famous! What are you saying? 1179 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,926 - What are you saying? - Let's not do this again. I can't be arsed. 1180 01:12:28,594 --> 01:12:30,845 Some kid just said a mob have flattened the vehicle gate. 1181 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:34,306 You can get across the bridge to them fields next to the fence. In a bit! 1182 01:12:35,935 --> 01:12:37,101 MAN: Hey, up you get! 1183 01:12:37,185 --> 01:12:39,895 ZIPPY: Tell you what, I could do with a massive disco shit. 1184 01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:41,355 SALLY: Oh, that's hanging. 1185 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:43,149 ZIPPY: Soz, but it's all the whizz and excitement. 1186 01:12:43,275 --> 01:12:45,484 TITS: Whoa! Watch your three-stripes there. 1187 01:12:45,610 --> 01:12:47,695 It's probably radioactive. 1188 01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:52,016 - All right? Go on. - SALLY: (LAUGHING) Yeah. 1189 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,037 - You up? - Yeah. 1190 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:34,158 - Fuck! - Shit! 1191 01:13:40,707 --> 01:13:42,000 How thick do you think it is? 1192 01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,002 Don't know. 1193 01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:46,212 (GRUNTS) 1194 01:13:47,590 --> 01:13:48,672 What are we gonna do now? 1195 01:13:52,552 --> 01:13:55,262 For fuck's sake. I don't have a clue. 1196 01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:05,899 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1197 01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:12,029 Little cock-knockers! 1198 01:14:13,573 --> 01:14:15,033 What? Can you see owt? 1199 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,368 No... 1200 01:14:17,537 --> 01:14:19,171 We'll still be able to hear it, though, won't we? 1201 01:14:19,538 --> 01:14:21,122 It's a fucking nightmare, isn't it? 1202 01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:22,707 (YELLING) 1203 01:14:23,458 --> 01:14:25,085 (ALL LAUGHING) 1204 01:14:34,427 --> 01:14:36,930 TITS: And as the sun went down over the chemical plant, 1205 01:14:37,055 --> 01:14:40,100 the wind was blowing the sound from inside the site in waves, 1206 01:14:40,225 --> 01:14:43,770 washing over us, then fucking off down the estuary. 1207 01:14:43,895 --> 01:14:46,564 With Penfold missing in action, and Dodge doing what he'd done, 1208 01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:48,233 we were suddenly two men down. 1209 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,569 But we were one girl up. 1210 01:14:50,694 --> 01:14:54,238 And it was funny, man, because it had always been about me and Dodge. 1211 01:14:54,364 --> 01:14:58,118 We'd always been on our own journey, ever since we were nippers. 1212 01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:00,619 Fucking Batman and Robin, you know what I mean? 1213 01:15:01,372 --> 01:15:04,875 But it wasn't just a massive fuck-off metal green fence that had come between us. 1214 01:15:04,958 --> 01:15:06,626 I was on a different trip now. 1215 01:15:16,261 --> 01:15:20,765 The night was beautiful, special. So was Sally Harris. 1216 01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:25,854 - And then we heard it. - (CROWD CHEERING) 1217 01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:29,315 The roar of cheers that told us the Roses had walked on stage, 1218 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:31,359 and the rumble of Mani's bass. 1219 01:15:31,444 --> 01:15:35,947 The greatest party in the history of the world, and we weren't invited. 1220 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:37,740 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING OVER MICROPHONE) 1221 01:15:37,824 --> 01:15:40,243 The Stone Roses are on the other side of that wall. 1222 01:15:40,328 --> 01:15:42,078 Wish I were 10 feet taller. 1223 01:15:42,162 --> 01:15:44,247 Look, Gaz, give us a peg up. 1224 01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:48,126 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1225 01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:01,347 (I WANNA BE ADORED PLAYING) 1226 01:16:08,314 --> 01:16:13,902 ♪ I don't have to sell my soul 1227 01:16:13,985 --> 01:16:15,487 ♪ He's already in me 1228 01:16:15,613 --> 01:16:16,779 Yeah! 1229 01:16:18,532 --> 01:16:20,699 - Can you see? - Yeah, mate! 1230 01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:24,203 - Is it top? - Yeah, mate! 1231 01:16:27,457 --> 01:16:32,628 ♪ I wanna be adored 1232 01:16:32,712 --> 01:16:34,712 ♪ You adore me 1233 01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:43,472 - Can we swap? - No, mate. 1234 01:16:43,975 --> 01:16:45,140 Hell, mate. 1235 01:16:45,810 --> 01:16:48,560 - Keep still! - I can't! I'm off me tits! 1236 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:50,729 (GROANS) 1237 01:16:53,317 --> 01:16:55,193 TITS: Come here, you clown! 1238 01:16:57,529 --> 01:16:59,197 You mad bastard. 1239 01:17:01,701 --> 01:17:04,493 ♪ I wanna be adored ♪ 1240 01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:06,371 ZIPPY: Yeah, mate! 1241 01:17:07,747 --> 01:17:08,998 (SCREAMS) 1242 01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:20,217 I'm gonna say something. He's taking the piss. 1243 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,011 - Out of who? - Dodge. 1244 01:17:23,596 --> 01:17:25,055 Are you being serious? 1245 01:17:25,181 --> 01:17:27,309 Yeah. He's supposed to be his best mate. 1246 01:17:27,393 --> 01:17:29,394 He is. Why do you think he's never done it before, you clown? 1247 01:17:29,895 --> 01:17:32,396 - What? - You must be fucking blind. 1248 01:17:39,404 --> 01:17:41,197 What's the matter? 1249 01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:44,408 Nothing. Dodge. 1250 01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:50,372 (STAMMERS) You do know you just called me Dodge. That explains everything. 1251 01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:52,542 (CHUCKLES) No, I mean... 1252 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,712 Dodge is into you. 1253 01:17:56,963 --> 01:17:58,131 What? 1254 01:17:59,591 --> 01:18:01,760 He's... He's never even spoke to me until tonight. 1255 01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:04,386 Yeah, I know. But I'm being serious. 1256 01:18:04,471 --> 01:18:06,597 He has been since we were little kids. 1257 01:18:07,390 --> 01:18:08,600 Right. 1258 01:18:10,310 --> 01:18:11,895 Shit. Okay. 1259 01:18:12,771 --> 01:18:14,146 What? And you haven't? 1260 01:18:15,315 --> 01:18:18,859 Zippy, Tits and Sally was always gonna happen. 1261 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,279 It's only right that it's here, now. 1262 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:22,905 Straight up? 1263 01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:25,240 Straight back down again. 1264 01:18:26,409 --> 01:18:28,828 I remember you kissed me in the playground at Grey Bank Primary. 1265 01:18:28,953 --> 01:18:30,788 - Is made me feel double sick. - (CHUCKLES) 1266 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:34,125 I never even noticed your hair then. 1267 01:18:35,627 --> 01:18:39,506 I had no idea I'd end up... dancing with you. 1268 01:18:41,175 --> 01:18:44,469 No one fucking told me then that your hand had been made just spot on to fit in mine. 1269 01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:45,804 (CHUCKLES) 1270 01:18:46,764 --> 01:18:50,975 Your laugh used to really annoy me. Now it makes me feel like skinning up. 1271 01:18:53,186 --> 01:18:57,023 I should have just kissed you back then. Would have made all this miles easier. 1272 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:00,025 All what? 1273 01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:04,780 I'm fucking bananas about you. 1274 01:19:07,784 --> 01:19:09,493 (I AM THE RESURRECTION PLAYING) 1275 01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,787 (CROWD CHEERING) 1276 01:19:15,501 --> 01:19:17,001 What's happening? 1277 01:19:17,877 --> 01:19:20,337 The wind's changed direction. 1278 01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:23,006 - Fuck me! - ZIPPY: Get on that! 1279 01:19:23,676 --> 01:19:27,177 ♪ ...and I can't sleep at night 1280 01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:33,184 ♪ Your face, it has no place 1281 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:40,065 ♪ No room for you inside my house I need to be alone 1282 01:19:42,569 --> 01:19:48,699 ♪ Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you 1283 01:19:50,034 --> 01:19:56,498 ♪ I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do 1284 01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:02,046 ♪ Turn, turn, I wish you'd learn 1285 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:09,720 ♪ There's a time and place for everything I've got to get it through 1286 01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:17,770 ♪ Don't waste your words I don't need anything from you 1287 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:26,029 ♪ I don't care where you've been or what you plan to do 1288 01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:34,037 ♪ I am the resurrection and I am the light 1289 01:20:34,121 --> 01:20:41,377 ♪ I couldn't ever bring myself to hate you as I'd like ♪ 1290 01:20:45,925 --> 01:20:49,801 (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1291 01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:46,859 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1292 01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:57,453 The sound was shite. It just kept blowing away in the wind. 1293 01:21:57,537 --> 01:21:59,956 It was blowing it in here. You should've heard Resurrection. 1294 01:22:00,039 --> 01:22:02,500 I did. I was here for all of it. 1295 01:22:06,671 --> 01:22:08,171 Aye, aye! 1296 01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:10,048 - Uncle Hairy? - The very same. 1297 01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:12,467 You all right? 1298 01:22:15,847 --> 01:22:17,222 Literally never felt better. 1299 01:22:17,515 --> 01:22:19,350 - You're covered in blood. - Yeah, I know. 1300 01:22:19,893 --> 01:22:23,895 It's not mine. Got booted out, early doors, for fighting. 1301 01:22:24,981 --> 01:22:26,189 Best day of my life. 1302 01:22:26,649 --> 01:22:27,734 - Are they my clothes? - Yeah. 1303 01:22:27,859 --> 01:22:29,234 (TYRES SCREECH) 1304 01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:30,485 You getting in the van? 1305 01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:32,863 - What van? - That fucker. 1306 01:22:34,158 --> 01:22:36,326 - Some cunt nicked mine. - (HORN HONKING) 1307 01:22:38,578 --> 01:22:43,082 All right, space travellers! How fucking good was that? 1308 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:45,835 Oh, yeah. Top. Never got in. 1309 01:22:47,046 --> 01:22:49,921 Did you go to the VIP gate? You was down on the VIP gate. 1310 01:22:50,048 --> 01:22:51,548 How's me dad? 1311 01:22:52,051 --> 01:22:53,760 That Penfold kid tell you to meet us here, or what? 1312 01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,386 Penfold? We lost him hours ago. 1313 01:22:55,511 --> 01:22:58,305 He were bowling round back stage, piss-wet through. 1314 01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:01,725 He'd only swum the fucking Mersey. The kid's a legend. 1315 01:23:01,851 --> 01:23:03,519 All aboard! 1316 01:23:03,604 --> 01:23:06,229 - (HORN HONKING) - (INDISTINCT TALKING) 1317 01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:10,461 (HORN HONKING) 1318 01:24:11,003 --> 01:24:12,462 (TYRES SCREECH) 1319 01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,509 BOY: Manchester, la la la! 1320 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:21,471 (CHUCKLES) 1321 01:24:22,015 --> 01:24:23,765 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1322 01:24:30,940 --> 01:24:32,190 TITS: Over here. 1323 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,993 Nice one, mate. 1324 01:24:46,873 --> 01:24:48,957 Don't worry about him. 1325 01:24:49,042 --> 01:24:51,168 The guy's a fucking dick. 1326 01:25:00,136 --> 01:25:02,180 (STRUMMING ROMANTIC TUNE) 1327 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:25,828 Yeah. 1328 01:25:40,676 --> 01:25:43,386 ZIPPY: Go on, Dodge! Shadow Caster! 1329 01:25:47,725 --> 01:25:50,019 MAN: Go on, Dodge, give it some! 1330 01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:55,899 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1331 01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:05,117 Yeah! 1332 01:26:08,579 --> 01:26:10,581 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1333 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:13,751 (PEOPLE BOOING) 1334 01:26:17,256 --> 01:26:18,840 Come on, then! 1335 01:26:18,923 --> 01:26:20,131 Oh, fucking here he is! 1336 01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:21,384 All right, lads? What's shaking? 1337 01:26:21,467 --> 01:26:24,136 All right? What the fuck happened to you, Keith Teeth? 1338 01:26:24,262 --> 01:26:25,387 I done a sicky burp. 1339 01:26:25,471 --> 01:26:27,014 No, I mean with the tickets, you massive Joey Deacon. 1340 01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:29,391 What are you on about? I give them to him for yous, yesterday dinner. 1341 01:26:29,475 --> 01:26:31,978 - Who? - Him. Fucking Harry Handsome. 1342 01:26:32,270 --> 01:26:34,646 What's up with you? Are you having some sort of seizure or summat? 1343 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:38,609 - Gary, I... - Don't fucking bother. Cunt. 1344 01:26:38,944 --> 01:26:41,945 - What did you just call me? - You heard me. I called you a cunt. 1345 01:26:42,072 --> 01:26:43,322 Oops. Major buzz-kill. 1346 01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:45,867 Here y'are, lads, leave it out. For fuck's sake, know what I mean? 1347 01:26:45,951 --> 01:26:47,493 If Eric could see yous both now. 1348 01:26:47,618 --> 01:26:48,953 Does anyone fancy double dropping? 1349 01:26:49,078 --> 01:26:50,203 Yeah, all right, yeah. 1350 01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:52,206 - Lads, don't do this, not now. - Stay out of it, Carlos. 1351 01:26:52,291 --> 01:26:54,417 I'd listen to him if I were you, Gary. Before I bend your bones. 1352 01:26:54,585 --> 01:26:56,252 Haven't you hurt him enough? You're his brother. 1353 01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:59,171 - Wind your neck in, little girl. - Lads, seriously. Look, Tits, yeah? 1354 01:26:59,297 --> 01:27:00,922 See that straight goer over there with the shite hair? 1355 01:27:01,007 --> 01:27:03,091 - TITS: Yeah, what about him? - He's the Roses' manager. 1356 01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:04,944 TITS: That's the Roses' manager? CARL: Yeah. 1357 01:27:05,011 --> 01:27:07,054 - He looks like a fucking hairdresser. - He looks like a dick. 1358 01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:08,180 He is. Both. 1359 01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:09,306 Shut up, Ste. 1360 01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:15,563 DAVE: Mover's on guitars, Ballbag keys, Two Socks drums... 1361 01:27:15,646 --> 01:27:19,317 Give him the tape, Tits. Give him the fucking tape. Demo him up. 1362 01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:21,652 Excuse me. 1363 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,655 - So what did you say you were called again? - The Palaver. 1364 01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,365 - Cool name. - Yeah. 1365 01:27:28,327 --> 01:27:29,493 Really cool. 1366 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:32,371 - Yeah. I thought of it myself. - So, when are you on tour? 1367 01:27:32,497 --> 01:27:33,663 Couple of weeks. 1368 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:39,878 ZIPPY: Tits, if this is a wind-up, it's not funny. 1369 01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:42,965 Check all your pockets again. 1370 01:27:43,050 --> 01:27:44,675 - TITS: I have. Twenty times. - It's got to be somewhere. 1371 01:27:44,801 --> 01:27:45,967 Yeah, somewhere on Spike Island. 1372 01:27:46,052 --> 01:27:47,287 LITTLE GAZ: When did you last see it? 1373 01:27:47,304 --> 01:27:48,371 When I tried giving it to Dodge. 1374 01:27:48,471 --> 01:27:49,555 When you fucked off with Sally. 1375 01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:51,056 - Don't be a dick. - I'm not a dick. 1376 01:27:51,182 --> 01:27:52,390 I'm not the one that's lost the tape, am I? 1377 01:27:52,516 --> 01:27:53,809 All right, for fuck's sake, Dodge, calm down. 1378 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:56,186 It don't matter. It's not the only fucking copy. 1379 01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:00,483 LITTLE GAZ: Is it? Are you taking the piss? 1380 01:28:00,567 --> 01:28:02,234 Happy days! Nice one! 1381 01:28:02,653 --> 01:28:04,194 - Knobhead. - For fuck's sake, Dodge. 1382 01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,238 Hang on a minute, how come I'm suddenly the twat? 1383 01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:09,283 Tits is the one that's lost the tape. He's the one that's naused it all up for us. 1384 01:28:09,368 --> 01:28:12,536 - Fuck off, Dodge. - No, you fuck off. The lot of you. 1385 01:28:12,662 --> 01:28:15,622 I am Shadow Caster. If it weren't for me, there wouldn't even be a tape. 1386 01:28:15,707 --> 01:28:19,042 If it weren't for me, you'd still be learning your first chords. 1387 01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:21,462 Sorry, lads. 1388 01:28:21,546 --> 01:28:23,756 Fucking say sorry to me. 1389 01:28:23,881 --> 01:28:26,384 Apologise to me, Tits. 'Cause that tape, the band... 1390 01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:28,260 You know I can't do fuck-all else. 1391 01:28:28,386 --> 01:28:30,470 Well, yeah, 'cause you're thick as pigshit, aren't you? 1392 01:28:30,555 --> 01:28:33,390 Just born stupid. No, I'm sick of wiping your arse. 1393 01:28:33,516 --> 01:28:35,393 And yours! And yours! 1394 01:28:36,728 --> 01:28:39,063 Mate, you could even have taken it into the fucking gig. 1395 01:28:39,189 --> 01:28:41,314 You could have tried to get it to the band. But you never. 1396 01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:43,984 You put it all on me, like you have done all our lives. 1397 01:28:44,069 --> 01:28:45,694 Even when you knew the score with me old man, 1398 01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:49,030 you shot off into that gig without a thought for any twat other than you. 1399 01:28:49,699 --> 01:28:52,243 Next to him, you're the most selfish prick I've ever fucking met. 1400 01:28:53,703 --> 01:28:55,787 What? You gonna snap my jaw now? 1401 01:28:55,913 --> 01:28:57,038 Go on, Tits. 1402 01:28:57,123 --> 01:28:58,707 No, am I fuck. 1403 01:29:03,421 --> 01:29:05,296 - (GRUNTS) - Oh, fuck! 1404 01:29:07,967 --> 01:29:09,301 MAN: Steady on! 1405 01:29:09,802 --> 01:29:11,886 (PEOPLE SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1406 01:29:29,113 --> 01:29:30,238 Greetings, Earthlings! 1407 01:29:30,657 --> 01:29:32,949 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 1408 01:29:34,744 --> 01:29:35,786 (GIRL SCREAMS) 1409 01:29:54,805 --> 01:29:57,432 TITS: It's what ears were invented for, man. 1410 01:29:57,975 --> 01:30:01,645 It's the most beautiful 12 inches of vinyl ever produced. 1411 01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:05,065 It shimmers and jangles like... 1412 01:30:05,649 --> 01:30:09,653 ...sunshine and rain, sends shivers up your spine. 1413 01:30:11,989 --> 01:30:13,239 It's like... 1414 01:30:14,158 --> 01:30:17,078 It's like, I don't know, like the Roses wrote that album just for me. 1415 01:30:19,331 --> 01:30:20,663 - Bollocks! - (CHUCKLES) 1416 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:23,917 They wrote it just for me. 1417 01:30:25,002 --> 01:30:27,421 - No, they wrote it for us. - (CHUCKLES) 1418 01:30:34,136 --> 01:30:35,762 Are you all right? 1419 01:30:38,850 --> 01:30:40,016 Yeah. 1420 01:30:41,353 --> 01:30:42,811 Yeah, I am. 1421 01:30:47,149 --> 01:30:48,859 Do you want to go back to mine? 1422 01:30:51,029 --> 01:30:52,195 Yeah. 1423 01:31:01,539 --> 01:31:03,623 - TITS: Oh! - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1424 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:22,845 Gary? 1425 01:34:09,226 --> 01:34:12,688 TITS: It's funny what makes people different, makes us special. 1426 01:34:14,024 --> 01:34:15,315 Legends. 1427 01:34:18,569 --> 01:34:21,404 I suppose some people are just born to stand out. 1428 01:34:25,743 --> 01:34:29,078 You don't have to be stood on a stage singing tunes to be a hero. 1429 01:34:30,414 --> 01:34:33,708 My old man done it grafting on a market every day but Sunday. 1430 01:34:57,942 --> 01:35:03,404 MARGARET: ♪ Stop your crying now, laddie ♪ Dry your tears 1431 01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:11,287 ♪ There's no bogeyman to get you, never fear 1432 01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:17,043 ♪ There's no ogres, wicked witches 1433 01:35:17,127 --> 01:35:20,296 ♪ Only greedy sons of bitches 1434 01:35:21,131 --> 01:35:26,470 ♪ Who are waiting to exploit your life away 1435 01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:35,395 ♪ No more talking now, it's time to go to sleep 1436 01:35:36,064 --> 01:35:37,230 (SNIFFLING) 1437 01:35:37,314 --> 01:35:43,737 ♪ There are answers to your questions, but they'll keep 1438 01:35:44,948 --> 01:35:48,742 ♪ Go on asking while you grow, son 1439 01:35:48,827 --> 01:35:52,328 ♪ Go on asking till you know, son 1440 01:35:53,163 --> 01:35:58,585 ♪ And then send the answers ringing through the world ♪ 1441 01:36:10,431 --> 01:36:11,765 (TITS SOBBING) 1442 01:36:34,037 --> 01:36:35,163 So, when do you want to get off? 1443 01:36:36,791 --> 01:36:37,875 Who says I'm going? 1444 01:36:39,293 --> 01:36:40,377 Me. 1445 01:36:44,047 --> 01:36:46,382 Don't have to be full-time, you know. 1446 01:36:46,509 --> 01:36:50,470 With The Palaver, I could just do the tour and then we could do it again. 1447 01:36:50,555 --> 01:36:52,389 Make a new tape. 1448 01:36:53,015 --> 01:36:56,976 No. Is was only right at that moment in time. 1449 01:36:58,229 --> 01:37:00,564 You said it yourself, it was special, weren't it? 1450 01:37:00,648 --> 01:37:04,025 It was perfect. Just wouldn't be the same. 1451 01:37:06,069 --> 01:37:07,904 We can do anything we want. 1452 01:37:09,407 --> 01:37:11,240 We're Shadow Caster. 1453 01:37:11,408 --> 01:37:13,076 From Manchester. 1454 01:37:16,413 --> 01:37:19,041 It ain't where you're from, Dodge. It's where you're at. 1455 01:37:39,938 --> 01:37:45,567 TITS: Just for a bit, in a time and a place, The Stone Roses made everything right. 1456 01:37:46,903 --> 01:37:51,948 Not just for me, but for all of us. My generation, or whatever. 1457 01:37:54,911 --> 01:37:59,206 That night at Spike Island was the night when it all came together. 1458 01:38:00,207 --> 01:38:03,585 It was also pretty much the beginning of an end... of everything. 1459 01:39:10,028 --> 01:39:11,862 (FOOLS GOLD PLAYING) 110707