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JOANNA:
Oh, my God, I'm so full.
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Why do you think you need smores
when you're camping?
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Mm, I don't think
sleeping on a football field
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can be considered camping.
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Heh, come on, Senior Sleepover
has been pretty awesome so far.
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Yeah...
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except this stupid sprinkler
jabbing me in my back.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hey, have you decided yet?
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[SIGHS]
No, I'm still deciding
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between UCLA and Brown.
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Seriously, you should go
to UCLA with us.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You and Lisa are teaming up
on me, aren't you?
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Well, for good reason.
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I mean, look,
all our friends'll be there,
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and we'll still be
close to home.
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It'll be
just like high school.
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I mean,
except less classes.
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And more parties.
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[LAUGHS]
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Ah, I don't know, I just--
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I always thought of UCLA
as my backup school.
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Like, if I start at Brown,
and I don't like it,
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I can always transfer
to UCLA, you know?
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[♪♪♪]
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I wish you would've
applied to Brown.
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Yeah, I just
didn't want to risk it.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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[LAUGHTER]
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[♪♪♪]
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PETER:
Okay, time to get up.
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Okay. Mm!
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Coffee?
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Yeah, I'll take
the whole pot.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Well, that was
a cool wedding.
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The food was great,
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company was good.
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I'm so happy
for Lisa and Ryan.
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Oh, we should
get them something.
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Yeah, I was planning on it.
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Oh, hey, you wanna do
a late check out?
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Hang for a bit?
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You wanna stay?
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Yeah, while we're here.
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Ugh, this thing's
not working.
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Oh, I'll go
to the hotel cafe.
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Almond milk
and two sugars?
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Wow, that is
my coffee order.
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Oh, missed call from Lisa.
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I'll call her
while you're gone.
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You gonna tell her?
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Um, about this?
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Maybe.
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Heh, okay,
you know that women
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literally
tell each other everything?
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Like, she texted me
the other day
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when she was thinking
about eating an orange.
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You gonna tell Mark?
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If it comes up.
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You know, dudes keep it
close to the vest.
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Dude!
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Oh, you drawing out that dude
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can only mean one thing.
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My plan worked. You hooked up,
you little dirty dog.
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Mm, it wasn't your plan, but
I did have an incredible night.
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Ah. So who was it?
Bridesmaid?
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Maid of Honor?
Bride's mom?
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Grandma?
I'll keep going.
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My best friend.
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Wait, I-- I wasn't there.
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Wait.
You hooked up with Joanna!
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Wait, I'm not
your best friend?
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It was amazing.
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I mean,
after all these years...
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Everything was perfect.
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Heh. Well, look,
I'm happy for you,
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but are you sure it isn't just,
you know, wedding goggles?
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I know, people hook up
at weddings all the time,
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but that's not what that was.
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You know, and Joanna's
not some wedding rando.
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This is real.
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Wow, there are
a million guys
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saying the exact same thing
at your hotel right now.
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Look, just, just be careful.
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I think we're good.
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Okay, real quick. Am I
really not your best friend?
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LISA [ON PHONE]:
What happened last night?
You disappeared.
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Um, Peter and I...
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Oh, my God, you told him?
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No. Um, but...
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we actually
hooked up last night.
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What? Heh, oh, my God!
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Oh, this is so exciting.
It's more exciting than my baby.
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Our baby.
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What happened?
How was it?
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It was good.
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Really, really good, actually.
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Oh, I knew it.
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You can't dance that well
and not know what you're doing.
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Mm. Mm-mm.
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Don't gimme that.
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I have 18 years of commitment
in my uterus.
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Lisa, I'm kind of
freaking out right now.
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Well, yeah, you just slept
with your best friend, so...
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Yeah, it's just-- We went from
zero to sixty so fast, you know.
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Says the girl
that made a marriage pact
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with her best friend.
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Okay, well, it's a lot easier
to talk about giving it a shot
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in five months versus,
I don't know,
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waking up next each other
five hours later.
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Isn't that a good thing?
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[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
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What happened to discovering
you wanted to marry him?
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When did you know
you wanted to marry Ryan?
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Were you always sure?
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I knew it when I met him.
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It never changed.
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Okay, well, I met Peter
when I was like 12,
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okay, so it's
a lot different for us.
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Yeah, that's--
That's very different.
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I just-- I'm a little
overwhelmed right now.
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You know, it's like, I know
I said I could marry him,
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but I don't know
if I want to date him.
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You know, does that make sense?
I don't know.
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Just... Maybe I just need
some space to decompress.
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Yeah, you just
gotta get out of there.
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You still have
the wedding fairy dust on you.
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Okay, I was just saying
the same thing.
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[♪♪♪]
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[BOTH EXHALE]
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I'm gonna miss this.
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What are you talking about?
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Lisa texted,
she said that she wants us
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to get together with her
and Ryan this afternoon.
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She's never approved
of any of my boyfriends,
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so sadly, this was probably
goodbye sex for us.
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What?
Uh, first of all,
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I don't think you set
the bar very high
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with the ex-boyfriend
of yours, Edmundo.
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Okay, he didn't technically
steal my furniture,
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he just was borrowing it
in a prolonged way.
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Regardless,
I could bring home
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the love child
of Brad Pitt and Mother Teresa,
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and Lisa would still
find something wrong with him.
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Wow, Pitt and Teresa,
I would love to sit down
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and have a cup of coffee
with that kid.
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I'm serious!
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Nobody gets past my sister.
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Oh. Well, that sounds
like a challenge.
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Well, it's not.
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Well, it definitely
sounds like one.
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Well, I can-- I guess I--
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I can see how somebody
could interpret it that way.
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Look, you tell Lisa
that I'm ready.
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You tell her
I'm not gonna back down,
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and you tell her that
I've been waiting
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for this moment
my entire life.
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Or I could just tell her
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that we're on
for this afternoon.
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Or you could
just tell her we're on
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for this afternoon,
that works too, yeah.
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But seriously,
be forewarned,
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if she doesn't like you,
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I just, I don't see
how this is gonna work.
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I'm like, okay,
can you just like relax?
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She's gonna like me.
Have you seen me?
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I am a Mark amongst men.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GASPS]
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Wow, that was poetic.
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Mm-mm.
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Remind me to put that
in my Twitter bio.
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No.
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Yep.
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Hey, I thought
we were staying.
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I got a late check out.
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I just wanna get back
on the road, you know?
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Oh. Okay.
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Yeah.
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Here.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Mm-hm.
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Oh. Careful,
morning breath.
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Right.
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Hey, don't forget
your suit in the closet.
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Okay.
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PETER:
You really want to get out
of here quickly, huh?
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JOANNA [GASPS]:
Oh, I just, uh,
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I wanna get home, you know?
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Weddings really
take it out of you.
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Hey, are you cool with
what happened last night?
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Yes, absolutely.
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It's just so new,
you know?
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New... good?
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Hey, Peter,
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I like you, okay.
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I'm glad we're doing this.
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I just, heh, feel like
we skipped a couple steps.
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Heh, you think?
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I mean...
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our story right now is,
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we met in high school,
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and we made a pact
to get married,
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don't talk for 12 years,
reunite,
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date other people,
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and then hook up
at a wedding.
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Heh, yeah, don't forget
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the awkward walk
to the car afterwards.
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I don't know, I just,
like I wish
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that it had happened
differently, you know?
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I wish you'd asked me out,
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or I don't--
I don't know.
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Let's just rewrite
our story.
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Will you go
on a date with me?
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When?
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How about now?
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I would like that.
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[♪♪♪]
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PETER:
Hey, why don't
we check out that trail?
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Here?
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Yeah. I Yelped this,
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and the review said
this is a perfect first date.
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So...
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So...
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[LAUGHS]
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I guess this is
a first date,
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so, um,
nice to meet you, Peter.
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Well,
nice to meet you too.
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You know what, I gotta say,
I was a little nervous
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that you weren't gonna look
like your profile pic,
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but you look
even better in person.
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You know, I'm pretty glad
that you didn't turn out
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to be a serial killer.
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But the date's
not over yet, so...
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That's right.
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You know, it is so scary
dating strangers?
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Yeah, I guess
it's kind of intense.
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Yeah. Heh, did I tell you
about the guy
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that invited me to a gathering
of the Juggalos?
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What? Really?
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Yeah. Yeah, but...
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Oh, did I ever tell you
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that on my first date
with Sarah,
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I almost bailed?
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Really?
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Yeah, yeah. She came in
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right after the hospital,
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and she was lookin' all...
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Wait, maybe we shouldn't
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talk about other people
on our first date?
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Uh, yeah,
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it's kind of a red flag
on a first date,
259
00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:03,237
talking about exes?
260
00:10:03,268 --> 00:10:05,098
Yeah,
I'm just so used to us
261
00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,737
being able
to talk about anything,
262
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,972
but now that we're...
263
00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,972
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
264
00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:10,707
I mean, we could still
talk about anything,
265
00:10:10,742 --> 00:10:12,412
we just--
266
00:10:10,742 --> 00:10:12,412
Yeah, totally.
267
00:10:12,444 --> 00:10:14,254
[BOTH NERVOUSLY LAUGH]
268
00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:15,949
[JOANNA SIGHS]
269
00:10:17,215 --> 00:10:18,815
Okay, so how about
you tell me
270
00:10:18,850 --> 00:10:20,420
something
I don't know about you.
271
00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:22,762
Um, all right.
272
00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:26,128
Well, you didn't really know me
during my Thailand party phase.
273
00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,028
Oh, really?
274
00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,028
Heh, yeah.
275
00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,290
Well, tell me how that was.
276
00:10:29,327 --> 00:10:31,227
Ah, probably
my wildest night out there,
277
00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:33,403
I was out dancing
till sunrise,
278
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,442
I think I was rolling
for like 10 hours straight.
279
00:10:36,468 --> 00:10:39,098
Rolling, like molly?
280
00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,367
Yeah.
281
00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:42,705
Huh, red flag?
282
00:10:42,741 --> 00:10:46,011
Look, it's not like it's
something I did regularly.
283
00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:48,384
No, it's cool, I...
284
00:10:48,413 --> 00:10:50,453
just didn't take you
as the type of person--
285
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,922
The type of person who what?
286
00:10:53,852 --> 00:10:55,692
I didn't mean it...
287
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:59,091
Yeah, maybe we should just talk
about something different. Ahem.
288
00:10:59,124 --> 00:11:01,994
Sorry, I--
This is coming out wrong.
289
00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:05,898
Hey, you wanna
take a walk?
290
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,171
[STRESSED]
Okay.
291
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,029
Yeah.
292
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,029
Yeah.
293
00:11:09,067 --> 00:11:10,937
LISA:
So Mark, what do you do?
294
00:11:10,969 --> 00:11:12,339
Nothing.
295
00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:14,940
I was lucky enough
to sell my last business,
296
00:11:14,973 --> 00:11:17,083
and now I'm living off
that money.
297
00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:19,179
God!
That's the dream, right?
298
00:11:19,211 --> 00:11:21,481
Heh. Is it the dream
to be unemployed
299
00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:24,223
and slowly watch
your money drain away?
300
00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:25,879
Yeah.
301
00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:25,879
As a small business owner,
302
00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,887
I understand Mark's struggle.
Boom or bust, right?
303
00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:30,089
Exactly. Let me tell you about
my latest business venture.
304
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,362
Mark, no.
305
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,362
Mark, yes.
306
00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:33,259
Okay, you ready for this?
307
00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:33,259
I'm ready.
308
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:36,201
I created this app
for creating memes.
309
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,858
I called it
What Do You Meme ?
310
00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:42,028
[BOTH LAUGH]
311
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,037
Oh, that's hilarious.
312
00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:44,798
You like that?
313
00:11:43,068 --> 00:11:44,798
I love that.
314
00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:46,906
You liked what?
You hate puns.
315
00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:49,068
Last week, you angrily cursed
that soup and salad place,
316
00:11:49,107 --> 00:11:51,807
Lettuce Souprise You.
317
00:11:49,107 --> 00:11:51,807
Those bastards try way too hard.
318
00:11:51,843 --> 00:11:53,813
Uh, I'd like
to propose a toast.
319
00:11:53,845 --> 00:11:54,975
[SIGHS]
320
00:11:55,013 --> 00:11:55,953
To birth...
321
00:11:57,182 --> 00:11:59,122
The birth of this...
322
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,751
beautiful...
323
00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,186
cha-- chacur--
Shakira plate.
324
00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,090
It's charcuterie.
325
00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:05,462
To the birth
of friendship.
326
00:12:06,858 --> 00:12:08,058
And most of all,
327
00:12:08,093 --> 00:12:09,803
to the birth
of your child,
328
00:12:09,828 --> 00:12:11,898
a future king or queen,
329
00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:14,230
who will surely
unite the people,
330
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,796
and protect our realm
as we know it.
331
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:18,235
That's so beautiful.
332
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,940
Cheers.
333
00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:21,241
Cheers to you.
334
00:12:19,971 --> 00:12:21,241
Cheers.
335
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,813
[RYAN CHUCKLES]
336
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,813
Cheers.
337
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:25,081
[QUIET]
Nice one.
338
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:25,081
He's a keeper.
339
00:12:27,479 --> 00:12:30,419
[♪♪♪]
340
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,017
Okay, so...
341
00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:37,862
Tell me something
I don't know about Peter Ma.
342
00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:39,959
What'd you do
after college?
343
00:12:41,326 --> 00:12:44,296
I started working
for my parents.
344
00:12:44,329 --> 00:12:45,499
That's it?
345
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,200
You just graduated,
and the next day
346
00:12:47,232 --> 00:12:49,102
you're punching
the clock?
347
00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:50,974
Well...
348
00:12:51,002 --> 00:12:52,442
basically.
349
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:54,810
I mean-- I mean, I got
a degree in business,
350
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,980
and then my mom had
hurt her knee,
351
00:12:57,008 --> 00:12:59,138
and they needed my help.
352
00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:02,147
I did almost help start
Massive Supply.
353
00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:05,880
What? Massive Supply,
like the accessories brand?
354
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,847
Yep.
355
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,847
But they're huge!
356
00:13:07,886 --> 00:13:10,356
Yeah. Uh, a college buddy
of mine, Josh,
357
00:13:10,388 --> 00:13:12,018
was one of the guys
that started it.
358
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,157
And he was looking to hire
a business development guy,
359
00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:17,062
but... I wasn't sure
if I was qualified.
360
00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:19,055
Plus, with everything
going on at home,
361
00:13:19,097 --> 00:13:21,167
it just didn't feel right.
362
00:13:21,199 --> 00:13:23,469
Did you ever think about
reaching back out to him?
363
00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:26,511
Funny thing is,
I, uh, spoke to Josh
364
00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:28,168
a few weeks ago,
and you know,
365
00:13:28,206 --> 00:13:30,336
he mentioned that there was
a few positions opening up.
366
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,845
Peter!
You should go for it!
367
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,148
Yeah, but it's
in San Francisco.
368
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,050
Heh.
What, are you just gonna
369
00:13:37,082 --> 00:13:39,352
live in your hometown
and work for your parents
370
00:13:39,384 --> 00:13:41,094
the rest of your life?
371
00:13:41,119 --> 00:13:43,189
You make that sound
like it's a bad thing.
372
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,156
I didn't mean it
that way, okay?
373
00:13:47,192 --> 00:13:49,232
Just, you know,
take a chance.
374
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,101
I lived in Singapore.
It was a blast.
375
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,400
Yeah, but
you were younger then,
376
00:13:54,432 --> 00:13:56,242
and it's different
when it's 30.
377
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,338
No, it's not.
378
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,338
Joanna, my whole life
379
00:13:58,370 --> 00:13:59,610
would flip upside down.
380
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,568
I mean, I have
responsibilities here
381
00:14:01,606 --> 00:14:03,336
with my parents
and the business,
382
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,335
and then what if
it doesn't work out?
383
00:14:05,377 --> 00:14:07,207
You know, then I would've
given everything up,
384
00:14:07,245 --> 00:14:08,945
and come back
as a failure.
385
00:14:10,215 --> 00:14:12,015
That's what I did.
386
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:14,120
I don't feel
like a failure.
387
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:15,922
You think I'm a failure?
388
00:14:15,954 --> 00:14:18,424
I wasn't saying that.
389
00:14:18,456 --> 00:14:20,526
I just mean...
390
00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:23,428
it wasn't right for me.
391
00:14:23,461 --> 00:14:26,301
Well, to me,
it sounds like
392
00:14:26,331 --> 00:14:28,201
you're just scared.
393
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:31,201
You don't understand.
394
00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:34,311
[SIGHS]
395
00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:36,639
You know,
maybe I don't.
396
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,580
We should probably just
get back to the car.
397
00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:47,951
What the hell was that?
398
00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:49,246
What do you mean?
Or should I say...
399
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:51,087
Don't--
400
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:51,087
♪ What do you meme? ♪
401
00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:53,232
♪ Oh-ooh-oh-oh ♪
402
00:14:53,258 --> 00:14:54,958
I liked him!
I thought he was amazing!
403
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:56,633
Seriously?
404
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:56,633
Yeah.
405
00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:58,331
He talked about himself
the entire time.
406
00:14:58,363 --> 00:14:59,633
He made a cheesy toast.
407
00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:02,004
He wears Axe body spray--
on purpose.
408
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,473
You hate all of those things.
409
00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:06,101
I liked the toast.
410
00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:06,101
You once dismissed a guy
411
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:07,507
because he had
an outie belly button.
412
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,069
Those sick people
with outies
413
00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:10,577
should have
their own dating website.
414
00:15:10,608 --> 00:15:13,408
I've honestly been
anxious all day
415
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,475
just anticipating how you're
going to criticize Mark
416
00:15:15,513 --> 00:15:17,323
and how you're going
to end our relationship,
417
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,279
because you always do that.
418
00:15:19,317 --> 00:15:20,947
Why aren't you doing that?
419
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:23,286
Chloe, because I see
the way he looks at you.
420
00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:25,621
Plus, I can tell
you really like him.
421
00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:27,457
How?
422
00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:27,457
Instagram.
423
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:30,032
You're on Instagram?
424
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:30,032
Super secret account.
425
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:31,601
[SCOFFS]
426
00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:31,601
This is the first time
427
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:33,629
in history that you have
more pictures with a guy
428
00:15:33,665 --> 00:15:35,625
than you do
of your breakfast, okay?
429
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:37,697
Oh, and I love that picture
of you guys at the aquarium.
430
00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:40,306
The aquarium?
That's a deep dive.
431
00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:41,608
Throw a girl
a like next time.
432
00:15:41,639 --> 00:15:43,439
Chloe, I know you value
my approval.
433
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:45,005
And you have it.
434
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,653
Just don't mess this up, okay?
He cares enough
435
00:15:46,678 --> 00:15:48,108
about you
to give a cheesy toast
436
00:15:48,146 --> 00:15:49,976
to your future
nephew and niece,
437
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,715
which he clearly ripped off
from Game of Thrones.
438
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,620
Plus, I don't want you
swiping right when you're
439
00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:56,121
holding my baby.
440
00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:56,121
Oh, I'm not going to.
441
00:15:56,154 --> 00:15:57,494
I'm going to be
like an awesome aunt.
442
00:15:57,522 --> 00:15:59,222
I'm gonna give all
the hard-hitting advice
443
00:15:59,257 --> 00:16:00,987
that a kid can't get
from their lame mom.
444
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,286
I'm not gonna be
a lame mom.
445
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:04,497
I'm gonna be a cool mom.
446
00:16:04,529 --> 00:16:06,729
Okay, well, the first rule
of being a cool mom
447
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,995
is that you don't say
that you're a cool mom.
448
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,704
Okay, duly noted.
449
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,010
We're having a moment.
450
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,010
We are.
451
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,509
Let's take
a sister selfie.
452
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,510
Okay, for my secret account.
453
00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:17,510
Yeah, okay.
454
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:20,582
One, two, three.
455
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,482
[SHUTTER CLICKING]
456
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,482
How do you pose so nicely?
457
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,184
You just have to pretend
458
00:16:24,215 --> 00:16:26,175
like something smells bad,
but you're still hot.
459
00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:27,517
What?
460
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:31,162
[♪♪♪]
461
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,697
Thanks.
462
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,439
I may have said some things
that came out wrong today.
463
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:48,770
It's okay, I mean,
I feel like we both
464
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:52,337
were pretty tired
from the wedding, you know?
465
00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:53,547
Yeah,
466
00:16:53,578 --> 00:16:54,748
that's probably it.
467
00:16:54,779 --> 00:16:57,279
But hey,
468
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:59,345
nice to meet you today.
469
00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:01,124
Right, yes.
470
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:03,692
Um, first date thing.
471
00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:14,825
Okay.
472
00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,536
I'll see you later.
473
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,210
[♪♪♪]
474
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,705
It was a pleasure
meeting you, Lisa.
475
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:30,576
Yeah, you too.
476
00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:30,576
All right. Heh.
477
00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:32,715
Didn't know hugs were an option.
478
00:17:30,615 --> 00:17:32,715
LISA: Okay, let's go.
479
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,120
RYAN: Okay.
480
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,120
CHLOE: Bye.
481
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:35,652
RYAN: See ya, Chloe.
482
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:35,652
CHLOE: Bye, you guys.
483
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,557
RYAN: All right, bye, guys.
484
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:37,557
CHLOE: Drive safe.
485
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,319
RYAN: Look me up.
486
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:39,319
MARK: Yeah. Heh.
487
00:17:39,357 --> 00:17:41,157
So did I kill it,
or what?
488
00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:42,392
You killed it!
489
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:43,657
Lisa said that you have
490
00:17:43,695 --> 00:17:45,525
her stamp of approval.
491
00:17:45,563 --> 00:17:47,403
What?
492
00:17:47,432 --> 00:17:49,402
Okay, wait,
so what does that mean?
493
00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:52,104
That I'm part
of the family now?
494
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,707
Oh, my God, no.
It just means
495
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,768
that you're my boyfriend.
496
00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,777
Your boyfriend?
497
00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,777
Mm-hm.
498
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,439
Huh.
499
00:17:59,477 --> 00:18:00,447
Cool.
500
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:01,778
[LAUGHS]
501
00:18:01,813 --> 00:18:03,253
I'd like to make a toast.
502
00:18:03,281 --> 00:18:05,251
No, no more toasts.
503
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:06,523
Nope.
504
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:06,523
Okay, what--
505
00:18:06,551 --> 00:18:07,851
Mm, I can
get into that.
506
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,716
[SPORTS PLAYING
INDISTINCTLY ON TELEVISION]
507
00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:11,824
[♪♪♪]
508
00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:24,604
[SIGHS]
509
00:18:29,841 --> 00:18:32,141
[NOTIFICATION CHIMES]
510
00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:44,617
[KNOCKS ON GLASS DOOR]
511
00:18:48,493 --> 00:18:49,933
Hi.
512
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:51,531
Hi.
513
00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:56,171
I had a bad day,
and I just wanted
514
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,471
to talk to my best friend,
is that okay?
515
00:19:07,612 --> 00:19:09,582
[♪♪♪]
516
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,257
So I, um,
517
00:19:18,289 --> 00:19:19,819
went on a date today
518
00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:21,327
with this guy.
519
00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:24,501
Uh-huh...
520
00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:28,567
And I really like him.
521
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:31,902
That's good.
522
00:19:33,371 --> 00:19:35,211
Yeah, but...
523
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,880
we've known each other
for a really long time,
524
00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:40,378
so going on
an actual date together
525
00:19:40,411 --> 00:19:41,781
is kind of different.
526
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,285
Do you want to stay friends
with this guy?
527
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,889
I think that I want
to be more than friends,
528
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:53,862
but it's also weird.
529
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:58,230
Ugh, Peter,
530
00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:00,473
the day after
we sleep together,
531
00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:02,628
we have one of the worst days
of our friendship?
532
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:05,637
We have never treated each other
like we did today.
533
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:07,910
Red flags ?
534
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:10,409
You're my oldest friend,
you're not some guy
535
00:20:10,441 --> 00:20:12,281
on Tinder I'm supposed
to judge in two seconds.
536
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:14,280
Look, I know I wasn't
537
00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:15,982
the best version
of myself today.
538
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:20,594
I wasn't either, and I really,
really wanted to be.
539
00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:21,948
Then what happened?
540
00:20:21,986 --> 00:20:24,416
I think we were
just trying too hard.
541
00:20:24,455 --> 00:20:26,625
You know, we forgot
what makes us work.
542
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:27,958
I mean, it's--
543
00:20:27,992 --> 00:20:29,732
It's this, you know.
544
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,561
It's...
545
00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:34,926
It's hanging out,
and...
546
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:38,366
having milkshakes,
and...
547
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,813
talking about my day
with my best friend.
548
00:20:40,838 --> 00:20:43,008
[♪♪♪]
549
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,424
That felt better.
550
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:55,989
What is it?
551
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,419
What about the pact?
552
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:02,928
I don't know.
553
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,300
Can we just not worry
about that right now?
554
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:12,436
Sure.
555
00:21:25,883 --> 00:21:29,823
[♪♪♪]
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