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You're that girl
I knew you were.

You are a fucking
shady bitch for doing that.

Life's not fair.

Well, I'll give you $10.000
if you let me stay.

Fuck my drag, right?

I'm coming for the crown.

RuPaul: This is
All Stars Untucked,

an all-access pass
to the competition

where legendary queens
are back

to snatch a spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

It's a new game,

and all the queens
have the power, officially.

Ru-veal yourself!

And, girl, if you're not
watching All Stars Untucked,

you're only getting
half the story.

RuPaul: Thank you for coming

to the Standup
Comedy Smackdown.

Whoo!

Okay, that's a cut.
Stage is clear.graphic

I'm done with my set,
I feel great,

because I was under the most
pressure in this challenge.

I'm supposedly a comedy queen,

so I had to deliver,
and I feel like I did.

I'm just really upset
with myself,

because I feel like I
could have won this challenge,

but I bombed.

And now I feel like

I'm gonna have to save myself
with this runway.

If I thought

that I felt pressure before
in this competition,

oh, I feel the pressure now.

Queens are walking.

Re-po cameras
to werkroom for de-drag.

Copy.

This is just--
We have to change.

Yeah.

Girl, Shea.

Look my stomach
is, like, still in knots

because I, like, wrote,

like, two-thirds of that
this morning.

Oh, I was watching you
write it before your makeup.

Ooh.

But I love that puppet joke
about me.

I was, like, where is she going
with this?

Miz Cracker, she's a living,
breathing puppet, you know?

She's got this big head
and these tiny little feet,

and only becomes animated
when you put your fist in her.

[all laugh]

Girl, whatever your instincts
were, you did the right thing.

Oof.

Yeah, roasting Michelle
in front of Michelle

is the hardest thing.

Yes.

Because I feel like
she's gonna, like, hit me.

-Yeah!
-You know what I mean?

There's, like, no reaction.

I think I've been
a little harsh tonight,

but you know what?

This ain't
RuPaul Best Friend Race.

Michelle already won that.

[all laugh]

She's just all like,

I'll catch you the parking lot
after this, bitch.

Right. I'll meet you outside.

The signs say
shit about Michelle.

I'm just really proud
of all of us.

I mean, Cracker,
I'm not really proud of you,

because you do this
all the time anyways.

You fucking crushed
that shit, bitch.

I guess I'm like
Shea Couleé's music,

because nobody listens to me,
do you know what I'm saying?

[all laugh]

That challenge was so difficult,

like, to read the crowd
and everything.

Because, like,
I felt so confident in my set

-before I went up there.
-Yeah.

And, like, I just feel like

it didn't go
the way I wanted it to.

I feel bad for Blair,
because Jane Krakowski and Ross

told her she was a shoo-in
for the win.

Ross Mathews is so gay,

the only thing higher than
his voice is his estrogen level.

-Aah, this is good!
-Thanks!

I had so much fun.
They were cackling.

So I think
you should watch out, girl.

Even though all of us
are competitors,

Blair and I are friends,

and there's part of me

that wanted to see her
do a great show.

I almost feel, like,
a little frustrated,

because, like,
I felt like I was guided

with my, like, talk
with Ross and Jane.

They were like, "Oh,
we love these roasty things.

Like, it's really funny
coming from you."

And then they just
kind of were, like--

the judges were not
kind of, like,

loving their being roasted.

And I was like, y'all told me
that these were good!

I mean, the jokes
were good on paper,

but Blair was not delivering.

On one joke, her punch line
was on the other page.

She literally set the joke up,

and then there was, like,
this awkward pause

where she's, like, ch-ch-ch,

punch line.

Well, one of my problems
is that I had nails on.

I had that paper.

Uh-huh.

And I was, like, okay,
wear a, like, smaller nail

to make sure that
that doesn't become a problem.

But my nails got in the way.

We'll change your drag name
to Paige Turner.

No, I know her.

I know, like, three of 'em.

[chuckles]

You know what?
I'm happy with what I did.

And I also think that
this is not the last time

that I'm gonna do, like, comedy.

Because that was exciting.

It was exciting.

And of course
if I ever do a set like this,

I'm gonna memorize it.

Mm-hmm.

I'm really proud of myself.
Not gonna lie.

I think I was strong
in my own right,

but I felt, like,
a little stronger in rehearsal.

A lot stronger in rehearsal.

You should be
very proud of yourself.

I am.

This could be my last challenge,
and it's scary.

But I have to push through.

I wanna make it to the top three
so badly.

I'm determined.end act

How are you ladies feeling
about this runway?

I'm really excited.

What are you wearing, Cracker?

I'm wearing this outfit

that doctors used to wear
in the 13th century.

And then it tears away
into, like, Death herself.

Oh, so she's doing a Ru-veal.

Yep.

I was in such a dark place
when I came here.

I was, like,
I'm just gonna come as Death.

I've had so much happen to me
this year.

I have sat by my partner's bed
while he was in the hospital.

I have watched my mother
go blind.

A flood ruined all of
my childhood possessions

in my apartment.

The fact
that I'm in the top four

proves that no matter
how beat-up I feel,

I know I can push through.

10 minutes.

Yo, I'm a freak.

Shut up! Juju!

Y'all challenged me, didn't you?

You look impeccable.

I know my look is bomb-biggety,
all right?

My look is killer.

I am a freak.

How about that?
You like that?

Do you like my freak?

Because I like my freak,

and I'm so happy
we got to wear this.

Because if we didn't,
I would wear it

to the supermarket

and shop for canned beans.

How about this?

[imitating Valentina]
I'd like to keep it on please.

Shut up!

[laughs]

Walking!

Lip sync assassin
is on-site.

Copy that.
Standing by to receive.

Hi, honey.

They call me
the lip sync assassin

'cause I can entertain.

I can drag.

Couldn't get rid of a girl
that fast.

Get ready!

Bye.

Glad to be back,

even if it is
for a little second or two.

[laughs]

My track record lip syncing,
I never lost one.

So fuck my drag, right?

[laughs]

And I really believe
I didn't lose All Stars 3.

I won on the inside.

Like, I truly won myself.

You know, but I lost that one.

[laughs]

Yeah, so I think
I'll finish this wig.

And the bad, sad part about it
is I probably ain't--

I'm not even gonna wear it,
probably.

I just don't know
what I'm gonna do,

so I'm just trying
to get things ready

so I can start painting

and listen to this music
some more. [laughs]

So...get out.

[laughs]

Yes.

RuPaul: Based on
the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Miz Cracker, con-drag-ulations.

You're the top All Star
of the week.

Now, ladies, if you're not
the top All Star,

you're in the bottom.

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.end act
/ graphic

I kept drinking water,
because, like,

I keep getting black lipstick
all over my teeth.

I'm sure that my teeth were,
like,
covered during my critiques.

Oh, this is
the hardest challenge.

You know what I would have
differently for myself

was to be off-book.

-Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.

How did you feel about
what they said about your set?

I really enjoyed
what Ross and Jane had to say.

Your POV right now

is working out that loss
against Sasha Velour.

By opening up your heart
and your vulnerability,

we were able to laugh with you,

and it was
really beautiful to see.

Their critiques and compliments
were really encouraging,

and I'm really grateful
for that.

Because, you know,

comedy is something that
I'm not comfortable with.

I didn't disagree
with what they said.

But, like, I wanna go
back up there right now

and show you that I can do it.

You know, it's like--
it's like--

Right, put your notepad down
and go up there and do it.

I was like, well, I'm right here
on the stage for you.

I was, like, can I start over?

I'm proud of the fact
that I did it,

but I'm also, like, angry,
because I know I can do better.

Yeah.

You know?
And it's kind of like, damn,

because it's like, ugh,
I wanted this to win so bad.

Like, I wanted this win.

I tell myself every day I'm
going to win, exclamation point.

Now, was this week
the strongest for me? No.

I hit a little bit
of a rocky moment.

But if I don't go home,

I promise I'll come back
with a vengeance next week.

Wait. Who's gonna be
the lip sync assassin?

[gasps]
I hope it's Tammie Brown.

-Pandora Box.
-Oh, girl.

-Wait, did you say Tammie Brown?
-Yes.

I would truly like that.

I would actually
love that so much.

I don't know how I'm gonna
lip sync in this song.

The lip sync
is Reba McEntire's Fancy.

It has 29.000 words.

We are giving it to Jesus.

They were like, "Cracker won."

And I was just all like,
oh, fuck, I'm the bottom.

And then I was just all like

well, at least I don't
have to do that lip sync.

-I hate your stupid ass.
-[laughs]

That's a five-minute warning
on voting.

I'm just gonna take
a breather real quick.

You guys have anything else
you wanna say

before we have to go vote?

I just wanna say
I love you guys.

Me, too.

[sighs] I am not
gonna pick my lipstick.

I won't pick mine, either.

And I don't expect you to,
and you're not gonna pick yours.

Y'all, we all agree

that we wouldn't
be eliminating ourselves.

-Mm-mm.
-This is really hard.

-This is really hard.
-It's really hard.

And I don't feel safe.

-Mm-mm.
-No.

-Because we're not.
-We're not.

I know!

This can't be the end.

Sitting here next to Blair,
I can feel her energy,

and I can feel
this huge desire to stay.

I know how hard I've worked
to get here,

and I know how hard Blair has.

So to think about voting for her
is really painful.

This is hard for all of us.

I just had to pick somebody,

and it wasn't gonna be me,
you know?

[sniffles]

And I was just kind of
like, fuck,

Anybody I pick is gonna be--

Devastated.

Yeah, and I'm devastated
that I even had to pick it.

Thank you.

And I just, like--

I saw Blair walk out,

and she was just as devastated
as we are.

And I'm just, like,
I wanted to give her a hug,

but I couldn't
because you know what I did.

Like, what the fuck
am I supposed to do,

hug the girl
that I just, like... [sniffles]

-You know what I mean?
-Yeah.

Like, that's so fucking shady.

And we all want it so badly,

and it's like I know
exactly what she feels

when she's sitting there
explaining to me, like,

this is--like,
"I want more, I can't stop."

And I get it, because
I'm sitting right there

and you're sitting right there
saying the same fucking thing.

So what am I supposed to do?

And now I'm just wondering
who Cracker picked.

Because you don't--
you can't tell.

You don't know.

All right.

Love you.

I love you, too, baby.

I love you.

All right, let's get
the top All Star on deck.

Lip sync assassin
to the main stage.

Copy.

Coming in today
as a lip sync assassin,

I feel like a veteran, honey.

I feel like a boss bitch.

You know, like
I'm the one to beat. [laughs]

And it's not
tooting my own horn.

It's just my track record
speaks for itself,

and everybody knows
what I can do on the stage.

It is time to lip sync
for my legacy.

Girl, all the words
in the English language

are in this song,

but I am not gonna
let that take me down.

Because I let go
of $10.000 last week,

and I'm about
to pick it back up again.

I'm determined.

I put a little spit on my shoes.

I'm, like, we about to do
this.end act

RuPaul: The time has come...

to lip sync...

for your legacy!

Miz Cracker,
you're a winner, baby.

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

The lipstick I chose
belongs to Blair.

[sniffles]

[cries]

Blair St. Clair,

you are and will always be
an All Star.

Now sashay away.

And just like that...

it all comes to an end.

It's so hard...

to almost make it
into the top three.

I just don't want this to end.

Hello, darling.

Hi.

How are you, sweetheart?

I know this was emotional.

Are you okay?

I'm really devastated,
just in general,

but I'm really proud of myself.

Like, I'm an All Star, and I
showed that I'm an All Star.

[sighs] It just really sucks,

like, with how much, like,
I love and breathe this.

And I pushed myself,

but, like, almost to the extent
of, like, too hard,

and then I freaked myself out
a little bit.

Sometimes your number's just up.

Yeah.

That doesn't take
anything away from you.

You have come so far.

Yeah.

From where you went
in your season

to where you landed
on this season...

-It's amazing.
-That is no small feat, honey.

No.

You went to top four.

Yeah, which is really amazing.

That's huge.

I'm so proud of all the work
you've done, honestly.

Thank you.
I'm proud of me, too.

Good. Remember that.

I will, I will, I promise.

-Thank you.
-Thank you so much, Michelle.

-Bye, baby.
-Bye.

Oh. [sighs]

Well, I'm not a winner, winner,
chicken dinner.

It just really sucks

to be so close
to something you want so bad.

I didn't get to be this close
on my season,

and I put so much work into it

to get this close
on an All Stars season.

But, like, this time,
I don't feel like a failure.

I just...

I just wanted to walk
that runway one last time.

It's really...

It's just really hard.

Oh, that feels much better.

Better to be a boy again.

Hi, Blair.

I know if you're seeing this
you're a little disappointed.

You've been eliminated.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

But don't let that
get you down.

First of all, it must mean

it's one heck of a show,

that they've already
eliminated you.

So congratulations to the other
queens who are going forward.

You were eliminated
mid-season Season 10,

and look at all the things

you have gone forward
and accomplished.

You will do great things.

They eliminated you
first time around.

They didn't know
the depth of your talent,

your beauty, your kindness,
your compassion.

Eliminated you second time,
All Stars,

oh, well, shame on them.

Time to move forward.

We're so proud of you.

Your family loves you,

the whole world loves you.

So embrace the love today
from all over the world

and know how proud
we are of you

and can't wait to see you.

That's just such
a Mama St. Clair thing to say,

of, like, don't forget

about all the people
in the world who love you.

That's so sweet.

Mm.

Somehow, even though
I didn't win this time around

and it really hurts...

I'm gonna be okay.

I may be down right now,
but I'm certainly not out.

Last time, I left
feeling empty inside.

[sighs]

But this time, I feel full.

Don't forget me, werkroom.

And always let me be your star.

[laughs]

I've grown in this competition

more than I even thought
I was going to.

I mean, I have conquered
Snatch Game.

I've pushed myself
through improv challenges.

I'm leaving this competition
as an even stronger person,

even more dedicated,

and I'm ready
to go take on the world.

[sighs] Well, I do declare,

this is not the last
of Blair St. Clair.

[laughs]

That is wheels up
on Blair St. Clair.

Copy.

Stage lights down.

Okay, that's a wrap.graphic

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