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RuPaul: Previously, on All Stars...

You'll face off in a stand-up comedy smackdown.

I wish I had one blonde joke, but she's sitting over there.

[all laugh]

Rose petals have been following me around

like I'm James Earl Jones in Coming to America.

[all laugh]

I know what body-shaming can do to a person.

It works! Yeah!

[all laugh]

Michelle Visage is here.

She's the first lady of Jersey.

The very first.

Sounds right.

There were moments of silence, unfortunately.

At one part I just kind of felt bad for you.

Ugh.

Miz Cracker, con-drag-ulations.

You're the top All Star of the week.

[applause]

If you're not the top All Star, you're in the bottom.

[sighs]

Miz Cracker, you're a winner, baby.

[applause]

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

-Blair. -Blair St. Clair, sashay away.

My top three girls, con-drag-ulations.

Miz Cracker.

You've created for yourself this little lane

that is so identifiable with Cracker.

I want that crown,

and there's nothing I won't do to get it.

Shea Couleé.

It's beautiful, it's fun,

it's campy, it's glamorous.

It's what drag should be.

I can't stop looking at your nipples.

Ooh. [chuckles]

This time, I came to win.

They're about to get served.

-Jujubee. -In this whole group,

-I count on you for the funny. -[purrs]

And there were so many great moments.

I'm here to slay, fillet,

and slice and dice these bitches.

Ooh, Imma eat you up.

Gimme the crown, RuPaul.

Please.

[telephone rings] Aah! Okay, all right!

Yes? Next week?

But it's the grand finale!

[cries]end recap

[exhales]

Jesus Christ.

Oh.

Wow.

I feel like I'm in a dream right now,

because I've never been this far.

I've never seen this level.

You're in the top three

of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 5.

-Damn. -I know,

and I was up on that main stage,

like, wow, what a fierce group.

But now I'm looking at you raggedy bitches,

I'm like, "What have I got myself into?"

[all laugh] What kind of garbage is this?

Buh-bitch?

I made it to the top three.

-Top three! -Whoo!

I mean, I generally love a good threesome,

and this one, to be quite honest,

this was the top three that I anticipated.

Can I ask you guys a question?

-Yes, ma'am. -No, but you will.

Who the fuck called?

I don't know who called RuPaul, but I think it's bad for us.

Right.

Well, I'll tell you what.

if RuPaul is scared, I am terrified.

Can we open this box?

I know my name's gonna be in there, so...

Did you vote for yourself?

-No. -Then you don't know that.

Okay.

That's the...

Blair.

Mm.

And Blair.

Is that the first time your name was in the box?

Yes.

Well, that's pretty good.

Here's the thing.

Miss Thang, I got one win,

Shea has two, and Cracker has three wins.

And it's like, God,

even in the top, you're in the bottom.

Like fuck.

So I have to just give it my all.

Not give up, not sleep, and just kill it.

I feel like I've done this before, twice.

Not well enough.

[Shea laughs]

No, you did-- you were top two before?

I was top three.

-You were top two before. -Uh-uh.

Girl, I was third adjacent.

I went out on that first round of lip syncs.

I feel like it's such a big second chance for all of us.

Every single one of us has something to prove,

and I know that they want this just as bad as I do.

So it's gonna come down to who has the fight.

We'll find out.

Oh, my gosh, you know what we should do?

What?

We should have a pillow fight.

Because I know guys at home right now

are like, "Those girls should have a pillow fight."

[laughs]

I'm knocking these bitches out.

I'm from Boston. We don't fuck around!

[laughs]

Thank you so much for being a part of my journey, girls,

but this is mine.

I'm gonna take your fucking horns off, bitch!

I am a monster. A beast!

Like, unh!

Don't fucking touch me, you crazy bitch!

This Cracker does not crumble, bitch.

You better watch out.

-Titty fight! -Oh!

Now is my time.

I am reclaiming my time.

Oh, fuck.

The bitch is here to whup that ass, okay?

Mmm.

I can, like, taste the crown.

This motherfucking bitch.

RuPaul: The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge Todrick Hall.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪end teaser

[whispers] Oh, my God.

[laughs]

Where are we hiding?

Oh, right here.

We're back, bitches!

Shh.

[sighs]

[hums a tune]

Okay, moving on.

Girl, there's a glory hole in here.

Honestly, what a nice gift

for RuPaul to give the top three.

I mean, she really knows her daughters.

Oh, Blair!

"Never stop dreaming, and never stop believing.

P.S.: And do the shimmy shh, everybody one, two, three."

-Shh! -Shh!

Girl, I don't even know what to say.

This bitch fought so fucking hard every day.

Every single day.

I know, but from the get-go, I, like, visualized this,

the three of us standing here.

What was, like, going through your guys' mind

when we all first walked into this werkroom?

I was like, "This is a really diverse group of people."

We got funny people, we got fashion people, we got dancers.

And then we got Juju.subtitle

Honestly, what I learned

is that when you look at girls, you don't know what to expect.

But then also the ones

that you think are going to be here a lot longer

kind of lose strength.

-Like Mariah. -Mm-hmm.

What are you looking at?

The glory hole.

That's for a really tall man.

Glory holes in theory sound really great,

but, like, that's when

you can get presents that you didn't want.

Like, surprise, you have herpes!

Like, surprise, you gotta take a pink pill

and a shot in the butt.

Juju, go over there and tickle the hole.

-No. -Come on.

What is that?

Did you see that?

Oh, my God.

White girl, go first.

Why me?

Have you ever seen scary movies?

I'm back, bitches!

[screams and laughter]

Holy shit! Everybody is back!

Oh, my goodness!

I knew you were gonna be here.

I knew you were gonna be here.

I'm so happy for you.

I'm, like, Jesus Christ!

I'm thinking about one thing today, and that's the crown.

Suddenly, I have seven other things to think about.

Ugh!

So we're loving this reunion,

but do you guys know why we're all being brought back together?

You guys know something we don't know, right?

All right, I'll tell you what we're doing.

Tell me now.

So...

I have no idea. [all laugh]

Hello, hello, hello!

Oh! [applause]

Aw, the whole family's back together.

My top three All Stars, con-drag-ulations.

Now, you're probably wondering

why all the eliminated queens are back.

Well, the answer is simple.

I didn't want anything left unsaid.

You know how families are. [laughs]

Plus, they're here to back you up

in your final lap of this competition.

Jujubee, Miz Cracker, Shea Couleé,

for this final maxi-challenge,

you'll collaborate on my latest song Clap Back.

-Oh! -Mm!

[applause]

First you'll write and record your own solo verse.

And later, you'll work with the super-talented Todrick Hall

to create what better be

the best damn production number in Drag Race herstory!

Tempo, tempo, girls! Tempo!

Plus, each of you will be our extra-special guest

on my podcast, What's the Tee?

#AllStars5.

And for our grand finale,

the only lip sync assassins will be the three of you,

and the winner of the lip sync for your legacy

will slay her way into the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

Ladies, this is still anybody's game to win,

so don't fuck it up.

Please fuck it up.

No, you fuck it up.

All Stars, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

[applause] Thanks, Ru!

Thanks, Mama!

[laughs and cries]end act

I'm gonna sit on the couch

since I had the least time on this.

[all laugh] Yes, sit.

RuPaul doesn't want anything left unsaid,

so she invites everybody back.

Ooh, this is gonna be so juicy!

Derrick, India, are y'all cool or what?

Me and Derrick do not speak to each other at all.

India has these online rants. She's toxic.

You're two-faced, and I don't fuck with two-faced people.

[sighs]

Where y'all at right now?

I mean, I'm on a comfortable level with you.

For me to move forward, I would need an apology

for the things that were said online.

I would like to apologize to you.

It was very immature of me.

I do appreciate the apology,

because I think that there were a lot of people hurt

by things that were said.

Absolutely, yeah.

But thank goodness no eggplants were killed.

[all laugh]

I was kind of shocked

to hear Ongina say that she nominated herself to leave.

[crying] You don't have to deliberate with me,

because these two do not deserve to go home at all tonight.

I came in this competition, like, really confident

and, like, was so fucking ready.

And then, like, right after the reading challenge,

like, I was destroyed, because obviously I sucked.

And I just, like, was not confident.

And that's what you all saw.

And then the next week,

there was no way I could live, like,

if you sent home the winner of the talent competition

from the week before,

and then Mariah, who also did really well.

So I know some of you might think

that that was, you know, giving up.

But in my heart of heart,

like, I knew it was the right thing for me.

I'm kind of over it, because, you know,

it was a nice, touching moment, yay, kumbaya, all that.

But finding out there was another self-elimination,

which was you.

I'm proud of my scene partner,

and I'm happy with whatever the outcome is.

Mayhem, Mayhem, Mayhem.

She voted for herself.

Girl, I'm so irritated, because I could have stayed.

If Mayhem was gonna eliminate herself,

we could have just swapped spots.

You know, of course, for me it sucked,

because I wanted to stay.

But I strongly believed in what we did, and I did not--

Same here.

And I did not want to ask everyone else to vote you out.

She gave herself up for India.

I understood if it was for me.

But, girl, you just met this ho.

Well, imagine hearing, after you got kicked off,

that somebody voluntarily left.

That's upsetting.

Oh, so, what, you mad?

Girl, a little bit in my feelings.

-You mad? -Yes.

Well, bitch, you went home before me. How about that?

That's your beef. Ain't nothin' change it.

Fucking asshole.

Okay.

So I'm gonna go,

'cause mine, I guess, is probably the juiciest.

So when you got eliminated...

Uh-huh.

I voted for Shea to go home

because India and you were in the bottom,

and I didn't wanna vote against my friends.

Moving forward to India's elimination day,

when we were deliberating,

she brought Shea to the attention

that I was campaigning with Mayhem to send Shea home.

What?

Alexis and Mayhem came to me

and asked me to put your lipstick in.

I did not say, "Let's get rid of Shea."

I'm not lying, girl.

that was--how did I get bring into anything?

No, this was what was said.

I voted for Shea,

but you didn't ask me to do that.

[speaking Spanish]subtitle

There was no campaigning.

I'm confused about that.

There was no campaigning.

There you have it.

And I don't know where you get that,

and I was very surprised that you said that against me.

Well, it was just what I heard on the side of the stage

in the seats.

You and Alexis both asked did I vote Shea out.

-You don't remember that? -No.

-Okay. -I said that to you?

Alexis was the main one.

You were sitting next to her,

and you said, "I voted Shea, too."

Well, all I said is who I voted for,

so why is it being brought up like I did something shady?

I thought we were cool.

We are.

And I sent myself home

because I believed so much in our teamwork and what we did.

So I'm, like, wait,

you're throwing me under the bus all of a sudden?

It was not throwing you under the bus.

Okay, I'm just making sure.

Well, it's not not that.

-Okay, I'm, like-- -It's close.

It's very much like that.

You said I said to you, "Did you do it" after.

That's not campaigning.

Campaigning is before you go out and vote,

and whatever is said after you voted

had nothing to do with campaigning.

So why did you choose me?

I chose you because I was not gonna do that to her,

because that is my twin, that's my sister.

Totes.

And me and her had a deal.

I wanna stay, and I feel I deserve to stay.

If I am ever in this position, would you get rid of me or...

An alliance possibly?

Hmm.

-I got you. -Okay.

You know what's up. [tongue pop]

So there was a deal.

I'm over here like Scooby-Doo, like ruff-ruff-ruff-err?

[mouthing words]

A blood pact with India? For what?

Me and her had a conversation week one.

-Yes. -And she asked me,

"If I save you,

would you save me at some point in the game?"

If I was ever in that position, could I trust you?

And I said if you're ever in my position,

I would help you.

Wait, what? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Rewind. Hold on.

Wait a minute. I'm gonna need translation.

-I'm gonna need translation. -Is there an alliance?

It was never an alliance. I made a deal with her.

I love this, by the way.

[all laugh] This is amazing.

I need a popcorn machine, because this drama is too good.

Hee hee hee hee.

And it didn't involve me!

I just get to relic in it.

I said "relic," didn't I?

Is it "relish?"

It is "relish?"

I want to apologize to you

if I got overly emotional and jumped to conclusions.

I think that there may have been some misunderstandings,

and even if there was, like, a plan to conspire

and get me out of the game, well, it didn't work,

so I will count it as a blessing.

I'm still here and, like, you know what?

I've got respect for every single person in this room.

This group of girls, we're very strong.

We have a lot of opinions,

and I like that we actually speak our minds.

And, like, when we're out there in the real world,

anybody that talks about any of y'all bitches,

I'm there for you.

And I hope you would do the same thing for me.

-Absolutely. -Right.

-Except you, Derrick. -I see the smirk. Yes.

I would only do it for you.

Oh! Aw!

None of these bitches are safe.

Ha ha!end act

Hello.

-Hi. -Welcome, welcome, welcome.

The final challenge is a choreographed dance routine

to RuPaul's new song Clap Back.

And here's Todrick, everybody!

Get ready to work off those snacks

from the crafts table, girl.

We're about to go in.

Juju, I've never worked with you before,

so how are you dancing-wise?

I'm not a great dancer, so, I--

Okay.

I have a lot of energy. I can give you that.

-[laughs] Okay. -And smiles.

Okay. And what about you, Miz Cracker?

Girl, she likes to flop around to help hide the fact

that I'm on one and three instead of two and four.

You know what I'm saying?

And Shea?

I'm a fan of, like, handography,

really quick kind of, like, whacking hand movements.

I'm really into whacking right now.

[all laugh]

Are you gonna make some magic in those shoes?

That's what you're dancing in?

She came with a Jesus sandal on for dance rehearsal.

Well, I think that we can get started.

This number's called Clap Back,

and you have to clap back with confidence,

so I just really need them to get the choreography

and have it be concise,

but also I need them to, like,

look like they're bad bitches.

You're gonna start like this.

You're gonna go clap back, two, three, four,

and five, six, seven, eight, clap back.

[laughs and snorts]

Can I see y'all try that?

Five, six, seven, eight, clap back.

Two and three, four and five,

six, seven, eight, clap back.

Okay. Juju, how you feeling?

Terrible.

[laughs] I think you can do it.

-Let's try it again. Ready? -[sighs]

Fuck me.

Can I just clap?

Five, six, seven, eight, clap back.

Two and three.

Cracker, you're just, like,

slightly one count after everyone else.

So you've just gotta go two and three.

Can I just see you do two and three?

So seven, eight, one.

But it's gonna be on two and three.

-Okay. -Okay.

So seven, eight, and one, two--

[laughs] Oh, I see what you're saying.

Yeah, I feel like that's all in there.

Todrick says I'm a beat behind.

Hello. I told you I would be.

You good? You have any questions, Jujubee?

What are the feet doing?

At what part?

All of it. [all laugh]

Like--like, I'm sorry.

[all laugh]

She said, "All of it!"

She said, "All of it!"

Todrick, come on, baby!

I'm coming. I'm coming, baby, okay.

Okay, bitch, from the beginning.

Can y'all give us the stage,

and we're gonna work with Jujubee?

Can you turn this way and put your hand up like this?

And, boys, y'all gonna face in like this,

and get ready to catch her.

And you're gonna do, like, a dip.

She looks like she's being baptized,

and against her will.

Am I flexible?

Well, I mean, if you call me at 6:00

and I need to be there at 7:00, I'll be there at 7:00.

But are my muscles flexible?

No!

Miz Cracker!

You're gonna go one, two, and three, and four.

And then you're gonna go

five and six and seven and eight.subtitle

[chuckles]

And one, cross two, and giggle, and out.

And point, and point, and down, head, tap, tap.

-Cool? -Yeah.

Don't stop Blair from learning everyone's choreo.

She is the understudy.

Hide your kids, hide your crown.

Blair is ready to step in at a moment's notice.

-That's perfect. -That's fun.

-Awesome. -And stupid, thank you.

It is very stupid. Thank you.

All right, Shea Couleé!

You ready for this?

Yes, let's do it. Let's do it.

This choreography's not gonna be easy at all,

but I want you to make it look easy.

So you're gonna go right, left, touch, like this.

You're gonna turn over your right shoulder,

and your hands are gonna go like this.

So you went gah-gah-gah-gah-gah, gah.

Gah-gah-gah.

Yeah.

Shea Couleé has the hardest routine.

Good, because she's a ridiculously good dancer,

and she deserves a challenge.

-Can we try that? -Mm-hmm.

And one, two, three, four.

Dip, five, six, seven, eight, stop, gah-gah-gah.

Stop and turn, hip and lean, up.

Cool. Okay.

You got this, girl.

One more time? So--

You go right, left, right, left--

Okay.

I think Todrick may be slightly overestimating

my ability to pick up choreography this fast.

Gah-gah, lean, up.

I just wanna make sure that tomorrow,

you are prepared for what you gotta do.

Because the dancers behind you are gonna be super, super sharp,

and if you get in the moment and get really excited,

it can sometimes come off a little bit sloppy

or a little bit rough around the edges.

Yes. Lord, I'm tired.

I've just been working so hard.

And I'm just having all this PTSD

of getting so close to the finish line

and not being able to carry it through.

I don't wanna make that same mistake again.

There are $100.000 at stake, okay?

And a spot in the Hall of Fame, so it's gotta be lit.

Don't sleep.

One winner. Only one winner.end act

[all laugh] Hey.

Oh, my goodness, look who's here. Jujubee.

I'm very excited for the What's the Tee podcast.

We're all just gonna be, like, ooh.

Wait, that looked like marijuana.

I want...

[smacks lips]

Jujubee, thank you for joining us on the podcast,

sponsored by Sunday Riley.

Yes, honey, get some of these Good Genes.

Yes.

You did real good in this competition.

Thank you so much.

And we are looking forward to seeing you in this finale.

You're gonna be rapping or singing on this track?

I'm gonna be singing.

Do you write lyrics outside of this competition?

I do. That's how I deal with my feelings now.

You know, that's my new drinking.

So I'm this new Juju.

How has your drag changed since the new Juju?

Well, I am way more focused.

I don't take breaks to take shots.

[laughs]

That, to me, is so far out of my world right now.

Yeah. What is the future of drag?

I see us everywhere.

I see us in fashion, movies, music.

I was in a big-box store in the South somewhere,

and this big dude comes up to me and he was like,

"Oh, you're Jujubee from that Drag Race show, huh?"

And he was like, "Can you wait here?

My wife and my daughter need to meet you."

-Wow. -I would never expect it.

I feel like drag is something

that every family in the United States can watch.

Do you have any questions for us, Jujubee?

Where'd you get that suit?

Well, this is made for me at Klein Epstein Parker.

Hey, listen, there's some Tic Tacs

left over from your last visit if you wanna take a few.

It's been a decade, Ru.

We'll save that for Shea and Cracker.

[all laugh]

Well, look who's here.

-Hello. -Hi.

Miz Cracker.

You're a boy.

Almost never, but for you guys, yeah.

How long have you been doing drag?

Since 2010.

And what does your drag say to what's happening in the world?

I think everybody has something they've gotta fight for,

and you can't do it if you're broken.

Drag is a place where everyone comes together

and feels okay for a minute.

It is political because people hurting, I think,

is why there's so much hate in this country.

I love that.

So here we are in the finale.

Did you think you'd make it this far?

Oh, I was determined to.

But now being here, it's like a dream.

You've gone through some kind of a transition

in this competition versus your season.

Yeah, it was just less thinking and just exploding basically.

Well, you just need to quiet your brain down

so that those other levels of consciousness can emerge.

-Yeah. -You're very cerebral.

I've never heard that.

[all laugh] I'm sure you haven't.

-Shea Couleé. -Hi!

Hi, Shea Couleé.

Look at your jacket, how it's two colors.

-Yes. -Yes.

-Very slenderizing. -Yes.

Hey, let's talk about drag.

How has your drag changed since you were here last?

I've learned I have to make myself happy,

and my drag has to come from the heart.

I really unfairly put this pressure on myself

to win Season 9,

because I told myself since my dad and sister couldn't see me,

that I would do it for them, I would win for them.

And so when that didn't happen, it was hard.

I carried that around because I was just all like,

you were so close,

and you couldn't even pull through for them.

As time goes on, you learn to recognize that voice,

the saboteur or whatever you wanna call it,

where you let it have its say,

but you say, oh, thanks for sharing,

but I know I'm kinda on to you.

Yeah, I'm working on that.

You know, I've been taking some time in therapy.

We named my inner saboteur. Her name is Shanaynay.

Oh, Shanaynay. Oh, I know her very well.

She does love to talk a lot of shit.

So definitely have been working to develop the tools

to be, like, are you really being helpful?

If not, I gotta, you know, shift it and keep moving.

That's right.

Rock steady.

And you're back, back top again.

I'm having déjà Ru. It's crazy.

-Exactly. -[laughs]

So what would it mean for you to win this time?

For me to win this time around

would be proof that if you never give up,

that you can do anything.

All right, Shea, there are Tic Tacs there if you'd like.

I'll just take it straight to the head.

-Mmm. -Aw, take it to the head.

-You know me, girl. -[laughs]

Num num.

Oh, my God.

Yes! Oh, here we go. Oh.

Guess who's back, back again.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

Here we are, walking into the werkroom for the last time,

and I've worked so hard.

I've worked for weeks, for months, for years,

and it's come to this.

It all ends tonight,

and somebody's going to leave with the crown.

So there's a 33% chance that one of us will win,

-and a 67% chance... -67. Yeah.

-That we won't. -Yeah.

I like those odds.

Those odds are odd.

Who wants it the most?

-Me, girl. -Me.

I want it the most.

My plan is to go as hard as I can go,

and then go some more.

Take the crown, prance, dance,

and give all the bitches a little glance.

Hey!

-Hi! -Hi!

Can we get ready in here?

-Hi! -Hi!

-Hello, children. -Hi.

-It's time to get ready! -All right.

-It's that time. -Blair.

What?

Sit next to me. It's like old times.

Girl, that was one day.

[laughs]

[sighs]

The pressure is on.

[mis-speaking] I have been farting so long.

[laughs] "I have been farting."

I have been fighting hard for weeks.

Physically, mentally, emotionally, I'm dead,

But the whole season rests on this performance.

Okay. We've still gotta do this.

#DancingDead.

-You guys know I'm not a dancer. -No.

You know, so this is a challenge.

I get it.

Like, it can totally, like, fuck with your head.

It's one of those things

where if you don't get the moves down perfectly,

you can see it.

Bitch, it looked good.

The rehearsal looked good.

You're top three, bitch, like--

And I know that Ru sees an All Star in me.

Not just Ru. Me and Derrick, too.

Well, first, it's "Derrick and I."

Well, a lot of people, babe, and Derrick and I, too.

There. Fuck you, bitch.

[laughs]

Juju wants this so bad

and has really worked hard for so long,

it would be so warm and fuzzy

to see her finally go all the way and win the crown.

Juju, I'm really proud of you. I really, really am.

Thank you. Thank you.

You can do it, my little dumpling!

I believe in you! [laughs]

[sighs]

What was that? [laughs]

I'm just, like, really trying to focus on this routine,

and just go out there, just give it my all.

I'm excited for it. It looks really fun.

But I would be lying if I said I wasn't nervous about it,

because, like, you know, we have this one time to, like, nail it.

And there are a lot of variables

to what's going on in my choreography,

and the slightest thing can, like, really mess it up.

Right, but I also believe the nerves are good.

Right.

Shea has the most complicated routine

in the entire choreography.

But Shea is Shea, you know.

This is where she's comfortable at,

and I'm expecting her to turn a party.

I know you. You are gonna fight until the end, bitch.

How are you feeling?

Good. I'm excited to do this.

Are you, like, worried at all?

No, I used up all my worry juice.

So do you think you're gonna take this?

I mean, I have three wins under my belt, and that helps a lot.

Today I just have to not lose the confidence of the judges.

Mm-hmm.

Coming in here, I didn't think Cracker

was a super threat in this competition.

But Cracker just showed out her pussy,

because she stepped it up.

So, Mr. Walter Mercado.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What do you see in the future? [laughs]

O-M-G, someone will walk away with the crown

and $100.000,

and the rest will be bitter bitches.

[all laugh]

You are so silly.end act

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what? [applause]

Welcome to the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars.

It's my much older sister, Michelle Visage.

And by "older," you mean "prettier."

Youth before beauty.

[laughs]

My sister from another mister, Carson Kressley.

Oh, you said "sister?"

I thought you said something else.

[laughs]

Everybody's favorite drunken aunt,

Ross Mathews.

[slurring] Come over here and give your favorite auntie

a big kiss right here.

He's--he's so big!

And my Texas play cousin, Todrick Hall.

You know, Ru, I considered wearing a tie today,

and I said, eh, I don't need it.

-Yeah, you don't need a tie. -I don't need a tie.

-No tie. -No, ma'am.

Now, for our grand finale, we challenged our queens

to let their charisma, uniqueness,

nerve, and talent clap back.

And now they're ready to leave it on the floor.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.graphic

All: We clap back

when the haters attack.

Hey, lady? [RuPaul laughs]

♪ Clap back, get your girls side-by-side ♪

♪ Don't you hold it in, clap back ♪

♪ Speak your mind, say it twice ♪

♪ So they don't forget, clap back ♪

♪ When they talk to you like that ♪

♪ Don't you sit and take it ♪

♪ Just get right up in their face and clap back ♪

♪ Uh, uh, clap back ♪

♪ Uh, whoo ♪

♪ Girl, it's me, Jujubee ♪

♪ Your best friend until you act whack ♪

♪ Fresh and sweet, I'm the queen ♪

♪ Come out to mount and I'll attack ♪

♪ I try to keep it cute, but it's true ♪

♪ I'm the queen who will clap back ♪

♪ Bitches wanna talk about me, all right ♪

♪ I got my girls with me tonight ♪

♪ Don't think you can ♪

♪ Say that crazy shit to me ♪

♪ You know I'll definitely clap back ♪

♪ Get your girls side-by-side ♪

♪ Don't you hold it in, clap back ♪

♪ Speak your mind, say it twice ♪

♪ So they don't forget, clap back ♪

♪ When they talk to you like that ♪

♪ Don't you sit and take it ♪

♪ Just get right up in their face and clap back ♪

♪ Uh, uh, clap back ♪

♪ Uh, whoo ♪

♪ Making haters eat it like time for dinner ♪

♪ Mad 'cause your man was an All Stars winner ♪

♪ The chick you passed over is a chosen lady ♪

♪ She's on the track with Juju and Shady ♪

♪ Huh? Where are the jokes? ♪

♪ The joke is that you coming for my girls ♪

♪ When you broke ♪

♪ To all the fans who love us ♪

♪ You're what we live for ♪

♪ See you on the Clap Back world tour ♪

♪ Don't think you can ♪

♪ Say that crazy shit to me ♪

♪ You know I'll definitely clap back ♪

♪ Get your girls side-by-side ♪

♪ Don't you hold it in, clap back ♪

♪ Speak your mind, say it twice ♪

♪ So they don't forget, clap back ♪

♪ When they talk to you like that ♪

♪ Don't you sit and take it ♪

♪ Just get right up in their face and clap back ♪

♪ Uh, uh, clap back ♪

♪ Uh, whoo ♪

♪ Better be careful how you talk to me ♪

♪ There's no mistaking that I'm the queen ♪

♪ Fall in line, you don't want me to come for you ♪

♪ Ask your homegirl, because she got dragged, too ♪

♪ Chillin', hummin', better back down ♪

♪ Wonder should you better sit down ♪

♪ Be the clap back heard across the world ♪

♪ Need a good read 'em, then I'm your girl ♪

♪ Don't think you can ♪

♪ Say that crazy shit to me ♪

♪ You know I'll definitely clap back ♪

♪ Get your girls side-by-side ♪

♪ Don't you hold it in, clap back ♪

♪ Speak your mind, say it twice ♪

♪ So they don't forget, clap back ♪

♪ When they talk to you like that ♪

♪ Don't you sit and take it ♪

♪ Just get right up in their face and clap back ♪

♪ Uh, uh, clap back ♪

♪ Uh, whoo ♪

We clap back

when the haters attack.

♪ Ladies, ladies, ladies ♪

♪ Ladies, ladies, ladies ♪

♪ Ladies, ladies, ladies ♪

♪ Ladies, ladies, clap back ♪

♪ Get your girls side-by-side ♪

♪ Don't you hold it in, clap back ♪

♪ Speak your mind, say it twice ♪

♪ So they don't forget, clap back ♪

♪ When they talk to you like that ♪

♪ Don't you sit and take it ♪

♪ Just get right up in their face and clap back ♪

♪ Uh, uh, clap back ♪

♪ Uh, whoo ♪

♪ Say what? Clap back ♪

[laughs]

[applause] Oh, whoa!

Brava!

Whoo!

♪ Everyone can be someone ♪

Category is All Star Eleganza.

Bring back my All Stars.

First up, Derrick Barry.

If you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody Elsa?

[all laugh]

Derrick: I'm giving you a fantasy ice princess,

and it feels amazing.

RuPaul: BYOC. Bring your own crown.

Up next, Ongina.

Extra, extra, read all about it.

Ongina murders pussy!

[all laugh]

Ongina: My runway eleganza dress

is inspired by my finale dress from Season 1.

And I have the original headpiece that I wore.

Michelle: She puts the "bitch" in "obituary."

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Mariah Paris Balenciaga!

Carson: Lady swings the blues.

Michelle: Mm-hmm.

Mariah: All right, so I'm slinking down the runway

in my petal gown, AKA the blue orchid.

Michelle: Not by the ass of my finny-fin-fins.

RuPaul: Mayhem Miller.

Michelle, is that a prance-suit?

Michelle: Yes.

Mayhem: I am a tangerine dream, honey.

I am decked out in gold like a goddess.

She's looking extra-rich.

Todrick: She's coming to America.

RuPaul: Yes.

India Ferrah.

May I call you "Jiggly?"

India: I am serving all the mermaid,

naked, JLo realness,

and my boobs are here to jiggle-wiggle-iggle.

Michelle: I own 51% of these titties.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Alexis Mateo.

Carson: This is a ringer.

Alexis: I am feeling like a million dollars.

It's not pageant,

but it's not far out of my comfort zone,

and I think I look bee-yotch.

Ross: Putting the "whore" in "horizontal."

[all laugh]

RuPaul: I do declare, it's Blair St. Clair.

Alexander McDragQueen.

[all laugh]

Blair: I came with my own crown made of hair.

I came with Swarovski spikes all over me,

because I am a little bit hard and a little bit soft

mixed perfectly together.

RuPaul: Rich. Diamond rich.

And now our top three All Stars.

Jujubee.

Oh, my goodness, that's gorgeous!

Jujubee: I am giving you the most superhero,

super-power driven, enlightened version of Jujubee.

She came down from the sky.

She is a goddess, and she needs no wig

because she's wearing the sun.

RuPaul: Stop relying on that Buddha!

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Miz Cracker.

Carson: Holy mother of pearl.

Ross: You know, this new pope really is progressive.

[all laugh]

Cracker: Today I'm giving you pink and fancy.

I have all these pearls dangling off of my headpiece.

I'm trying to give the story of a beautiful heritage: mine.

Michelle: Mollusks are a girl's best friend.

Carson: She really came out of her shell.

-Finally. -Yes, she did.

RuPaul: Shea Couleé.

Nobody told me Babe Paley would be here.

Ross: Ooh!

Shea: I'm serving you 1960s Balenciaga realness.

I've got my big bow on the back,

my tall, tall beehive.

I feel like a princess.

All I need is a crown.

RuPaul: We're gonna need a bigger bow.

[Ross laughs]

That was the best, like, runway ever.

That was amazing.

-Amazing. Yeah. -Perfection.end act

Welcome, ladies.

With great power comes great responsibility.

And tonight, I will determine which All Star

slays their way into the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

But first, it's time for the judges' critiques,

starting with Jujubee.

-This look is everything. -Thank you.

It is exquisite, it is gorgeous,

it's perfection in the details.

It's the ultimate in eye candy.

This is like, you need an oxygen mask, honey,

because you've never hit this kind of high before.

[all laugh]

This is so good!

When I was a little boy, my family had depictions

of the Hindi Buddha in our living room.

And I was always fascinated,

because I didn't know if this human being

was male or female,

and it ultimately didn't matter to me.

And I've always wanted to recreate this look,

and here was my chance.

And this look is the All Star.

The number tonight was difficult stuff.

It was choreography, it was lip syncing,

it was working with--

I don't know, did you have eight dancers?

To be honest, you saw the "shits" in your face.

But once you kind of pushed past and said, "This is my moment,"

you got it done.

You completely rose to the occasion.

You really stepped it up.

And to see how much of a consummate professional you are,

it was just so incredible.

Thank you, Mr. Hall.

You're welcome, Mrs. Bee.

[all laugh]

I am so proud of you.

The challenge, you were fantastic.

Talk about star quality.

And, you know, you are the kind of person

that an audience roots for.

Even back when you were first in this competition--

you know, I think it was right after World War II.

[all laugh] Oh, my gosh.

And it changed my life back then.

I got to perform for the world

and experience this higher version of life.

And I never thought that that was possible,

because when I was a kid,

I didn't have anybody like me to look up to.

And I think it's kind of beautiful

to be that person for somebody right now

who might be in a remote area in the world,

who only has the Internet, who can see somebody like me,

a proud, gay, feminine, Asian man

who is cinched for the gods.

[all laugh]

An All Star on RuPaul's Drag Race.

And I have you to thank.

Thank you.

Thank you.

We love you, Juju.

I love you, too.

-I love you. -I love you, Juju.

Up next, Miz Cracker.

Hi, Miz Cracker.

-"Making haters eat it." -Yes!

I loved that line in your performance tonight.

It was perfect for you.

You had an extra layer to bring on top of your choreography.

You had to bring comedy,

and I think that you definitely did

exactly what was asked of you and then some.

I was a huge fan of yours in Season 10,

and I literally watched you walk into yourself

because you were so stuck in a hamster wheel in your mind.

And I think we had some of those moments in this competition.

Yeah.

But at some point, you said,

"I'm gonna stop thinking and I'm just gonna be,"

and I think once you started to get out of your way,

it was like, oh, my God, that moment,

your aha moment happened here on All Stars 5.

And this, girl with the pearl everything, is gorgeous.

I'd love to hear about this look tonight.

Being in this competition before,

I didn't know until I watched myself

how many Jew-y things I say.

And I was like,

I don't know anything about this part of me.

And so I just dove in,

and I found a whole beautiful Russian heritage,

from traditional garments to Fabergé.

So this is my pride that I'm wearing.

I didn't know how much my heritage means to me.

My mom got me here.

She's an incredible human being.

She took us to museums every weekend,

and she said, "Pick the most beautiful thing,

"and when we go home,

we're gonna make it out of whatever's at the house."

I'm so proud of you.

You have made it here on talent, intellect, and faith.

[sniffles]

Thank you.

Thank you, Ru.

Up next, Shea Couleé.

Hi, Ru.

Miss Shea, Clap Back went into overdrive

when you walked in.

That was such a joy to watch.

I mean, who cartwheels from one head to another head?

[whistles]

Those were some intricate moves, thank you, Todrick.

I wanted to give you something that would challenge you,

but the truth of the matter is,

like, it's very difficult to challenge you,

because you come in with so much talent

and so much natural ability, and you did such an awesome job.

It really felt like everything,

from the set to the backup dancers,

were there to support you, you know,

and that's star quality.

And now this Shakespeare in Glove look,

it's just beautiful.

All we need is Irving Penn to take a photograph of you.

Mmm.

Because it's just exquisite.

It is inspired by my mom.

Exactly 50 years ago was her senior prom.

And there's this Polaroid picture of her

in this bubblegum pink gown, this big beehive,

and this cute little bow up at the top.

And I used to always look at that picture

and be like, "Wow, my mom looks like a superstar."

And I could just imagine how gorgeous she was in it.

[laughs] She was foxy.

I bet.

My drag, in its purest form,

is a love letter to Black women.

And honestly, Ru, I would be remiss

if I did not tell you how much I appreciate you

and everything that you've done.

You are a constant inspiration.

You are an example of continuous love,

and I thank you...

for helping me make my dreams come true.

I'll never be able to repay you for that.

But if you give me your Venmo,

I could send you some installments.

And I will share this with you.

[all laugh]

So thank you, really, truly.

Well, as Shirley Caesar once beautifully said,

No Charge.

You know, I've been around for a long, long time,

been doing this competition for a long time.

And my proudest achievement is creating a platform

for all you gorgeous kids to do your thing

and let people see it from around the world.

And kids in the most remote places

that you've never even heard of,

watching you through your journey,

it is the greatest gift that you can give to this world,

and you've all done that.

Each of you have done that, and it warms my heart.

Ladies, thank you.

Now, while you untuck in the werkroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[applause]end act

All right, now, just between us squirrel friends,

this is quite the close race.

This is one of the most spectacular finals

we've ever had.

So help me break it down.

Let's start with Jujubee.

When this season first started, I don't know

that I would have predicted Juju to be in the finale,

but, whoa, did Juju prove me wrong.

From the Get A Room challenge, she was the star.

SheMZ, she was hilarious.

How dare you!

Snatch Game, she delivered us finally

an Eartha Kitt we could be proud of!

[laughs]

Every week, I thought her fashion

got more and more impressive.

And I think this week, that finale look

was one of the most gorgeous things

I have ever seen on any runway.

In the Clap Back video,

I think that she did a really good job.

I thought she looked stunning, her body looked amazing.

Her face and hair, you could see there was confidence.

I could also see there were nerves,

but for me, seeing Juju push through that was amazing.

Well, I feel for Jujubee,

because when eight men are throwing me around my bed--

-Uh-huh? -It's nerve-wracking.

-Yeah. -It is.

You know, the lifts.

And then they've got you upside-down.

Exactly.

I was very, very concerned about her this week,

but she completely blew me away.

And anybody who's gonna work that hard for this crown

I think totally deserves to be here.

Even on challenges that she didn't win,

her presence was known.

And in this challenge, she rose to the occasion,

and that's really what this competition is about.

It's about delivering it at all times,

and Jujubee does that.

She just has an "it" factor that's undeniable.

All right, let's move on down to Miz Cracker. Michelle Visage.

Listen, in her season, Season 10,

I think she lived in her head.

And here on this season, she really came into her own.

And then once she moved out of her way,

we all said, "Whoa, this is it."

This is a queen who can do it all.

She can do comedy,

she can give us beauty and glamour and fashion.

She brought beautiful looks each and every week.

That reveal runway, where I thought she looked exquisite,

to the prom runway with the zits,

and she did prom her way.

Ending up in this runway look,

her Russian kind of doll thing was incredible.

And she's so good at making beautiful things

and creating beautiful looks,

like the RuPaul family picnic look,

where she had made the fascinator

out of the badminton racquet.

I thought that her performance in Clap Back was so much fun.

The little fifties diner waitress thing

that she had going on,

with the reveal and that big, beautiful hair.

I've seen so many people,

you tell them elevate, elevate, elevate,

and then they completely abandon

what it is that we love about them.

And I love that Miz Cracker stays so true to herself

while still staying on brand.

It's my favorite thing about her.

I think that is key to this competition.

Know who you are,

know what it is that you can bring to the party,

and bring that.

And that, I think, is why she's standing here tonight

and could win the whole thing.

All right, Shea Couleé.

I think when Shea swings, she swings big,

and I love a heavy hitter.

She did looks that she's never done before,

and she pushed herself to do it.

The backyard barbeque was amazing.

That Love the Skin You're In challenge was one.

I thought she looked adorable in the Girl Group challenge.

To this look on the runway tonight,

which was just really haute couture,

beautiful, 1960s Givenchy.

It was stunning.

And that gorgeous red dress,

that I'll never stop thinking about for my entire life.

I'm sorry. I'd like it in my size

and then the size up, because you know my weight.

[all laugh]

To the Snatch Game,

she did Flavor Flav on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Flavor Flav!

Yeah, boy!

-[laughs] -That is herstoric.

And I don't know that Shea would have done that on her season.

I don't think she had that confidence then.

She was fantastic when she was here the first time.

-Fantastic. -Mm-hmm.

But here, she's brought a level of confidence

that is so fun to watch and so gracious.

She brought us great fashion, she brought us camp,

she brought us wonderful personal family stories

that she told through her art of drag.

That's... that's a great artist.

Tonight in Clap Back,

she lived up to everything I knew she would.

The choreography was great, the performance was great,

the look was great.

With Shea, what she gives you on stage

is what she gives out in the street and out at the club.

Somebody who speaks to people in a very kind way,

and with a great demeanor.

And it just makes me very, very happy to see her doing so well.

Silence! I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.end act

Welcome back, ladies.

Now, before we proceed,

I have a message from two of your biggest fans.

Say hello to All Star winners

Monét X Change and Trinity The Tuck.

[cheers and applause]

-Girl, a tie. -A tie?

What she mean, a tie?

I tell you, they--

-Oh, hey! -Oh, hey!

Con-drag-ulations on making it to the top three.

And we're so sorry we couldn't be there,

but we're busy getting the Hall of Fame ready for you.

You've just been sitting there

while I've been doing all the work!

Oh, no, I've been thinking about how great it's been

being an All Stars winner, darling, you know?

You know, seriously, though,

this show has changed our lives, so get ready.

And to RuPaul...

-Thanks for everything. -Thanks for everything.

Now get outta here, bitch.

[laughter and applause]

Now, based on your performances in this week's challenge

and throughout the All Stars season,

I've made some decisions.

Jujubee.

Miz Cracker.

Shea Couleé.

I'd like to see all three of you

lip sync for your legacy.

[applause]

Three top All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,

win $100.000,

plus a crown and scepter from Fierce! Drag Jewels,

and earn your place

in the Drag Race All Stars Hall of Fame.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for the crown!

I have the chance to win and take the crown.

I am going to lip sync my ass off.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen.

I'm about to cut this bitch up.

Ma'am, the crown is right there.

I am feet away.

There's no way

I'm going to let this slip through my fingers,

not a second time.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

Yeah.

♪ Baby, don't make me spell it out for you ♪

♪ All of the feelings that I've got for you ♪

♪ Can't be explained, but I can try for you ♪

♪ Yeah, baby, don't make me spell it out for you ♪

♪ It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender ♪

♪ An emotional sexual bender ♪

♪ Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better ♪

♪ There's nothin' better ♪

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

Ahh!

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

♪ Uh-huh ♪

♪ So real, so good, so, so, so real, uh-huh ♪

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ That's just the way that I feel, now, baby ♪

♪ Good God, I can't help it, oh ♪

♪ That's just the way you make me feel, uh-huh ♪

-Oh, you better fucking do it. -Come on, girl!

♪ That's just the way that I feel ♪

♪ It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender ♪

♪ Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better ♪

♪ There's nothin' better, yeah ♪

Damn.

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

♪ Ooh, uh-huh ♪

♪ So real, so good, uh-huh ♪

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

Aow!

♪ Ooh, that's just the way you make me feel ♪

♪ So real, so good, yeah ♪

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

♪ So, so, so good ♪

♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪

[cheers and applause]

Ladies, the time has come to crown our queen.

The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars,

the next queen to be inducted

into the Drag Race Hall of Fame is...

Shea Couleé.

[cheers and applause] You're a winner, baby.

[cheers and applause]

Aah!

Oh, my God!

Yes, bitch! Two time's the charm.

I am the winner of All Stars 5, bitch.

Eat it. Aow!

My queen!

[laughs]

[cheers and applause]

Con-drag-ulations!

Oh, my goodness, this scepter is a lot heavier than I thought.

But that's okay, because I look sickening, no?

My queen, is there anything you'd like to say?

My name is Shea Couleé,

and I didn't come to slay. I came to win!

[cheers and applause]

Now, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -Amen!

Now prance, my queen!

Yes!

[cheers and applause]

Oh, wow.

If my dad could see me now,

he would be, like, "That's my son."

[cheering]

What this competition has given to me this time

is far more valuable than $100.000.

Because I feel like I've got my joy back.

Yes! Now let the music play!

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪vote

Whoo!

♪ I am American, American, American ♪credits

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪

♪ Am-Am-Am-Am-American, American, American ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ The red, white, and blue ♪

♪ I am American, American ♪

♪ Just like you, too ♪