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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,880 - LIFE--IT'S LITERALLY ALL WE HAVE. 2 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,251 BUT IS IT ANY GOOD? 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,880 I'M A REVIEWER, BUT I DON'T REVIEW 4 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,924 FOOD, BOOKS, OR MOVIES. 5 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,989 I REVIEW LIFE ITSELF. 6 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,918 VIVA THE REVOLUTION! 7 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:23,193 [crowd cheering] 8 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,434 [Taser crackling] AGH! 9 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:28,429 [triumphant fanfare] 10 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:33,032 * 11 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,397 WELCOME TO REVIEW. 12 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:35,835 I'M FORREST MACNEIL. 13 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,739 AS USUAL, I WILL BE REVIEWING 14 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,571 WHATEVER EXPERIENCES YOU SEND IN THAT ARE, IN TURN, 15 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:43,278 HANDED OFF TO ME BY MISS A.J. GIBBS. 16 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,951 - HI, FORREST. 17 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,508 - WELL, A.J., WHAT'S MY FIRST REVIEW FOR TODAY? 18 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,747 - OKAY. 19 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,121 THIS COMES FROM GLENDA 20 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,290 WHO LIVES AT THE GOLDEN IVY SENIOR HOME 21 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:52,889 IN SALEM, OREGON. - AHA. 22 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,060 - WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE A BEST FRIEND? 23 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,760 [chuckles] 24 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:59,291 - OH, THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION. 25 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,997 YEAH. - WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND? 26 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:03,599 - OH. 27 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,431 HA. 28 00:01:06,467 --> 00:01:07,837 WHO IS MY BEST FRIEND? 29 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,598 WELL... 30 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,707 UH... 31 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:16,279 WELL, ANYWAY, I'M OFF TO EXPLORE HAVING A BEST FRIEND. 32 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,980 THE TRUTH IS MY MARRIAGE KILLED MY SOCIAL LIFE YEARS AGO. 33 00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:23,053 SUZANNE WAS ALL THE FRIEND I'D EVER NEEDED. 34 00:01:23,151 --> 00:01:24,891 BUT AFTER A CONTENTIOUS DIVORCE... 35 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,988 - YOU ARE GONNA DIE ALONE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 36 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:28,790 - AND A BITTER, ANGRY CUSTODY HEARING... 37 00:01:28,822 --> 00:01:31,292 - THERE ARE GRAVE CONCERNS ABOUT MR. MACNEIL'S ABILITY 38 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:32,285 TO BE A FIT PARENT. 39 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,686 - THAT IS RIDICULOUS. 40 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:36,857 SUZANNE WAS NOT RETURNING MY CALLS. 41 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:39,397 I NEEDED TO MAKE A NEW BEST FRIEND. 42 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:44,173 AND THEN I REALIZED THAT GENE, MY EX-NEIGHBOR, MIGHT BE IDEAL. 43 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,242 TRUE, HE AND I HAD NEVER BEEN CLOSE 44 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,514 AND MY RECENT REVIEW OF BEING RACIST 45 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,342 HAD ONLY MADE THINGS WORSE... 46 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:54,918 LAUGH IT UP, YOU [bleep]! [laughter] 47 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,648 BUT I KNEW I COULD OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE. 48 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,345 HEY, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. - YEAH. 49 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,817 - WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TONIGHT? 50 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,664 - UM, NOTHING. JUST WATCHING THE LAKERS. 51 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,190 - THE LAKERS, HUH? 52 00:02:04,192 --> 00:02:06,392 OKAY, I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT. 53 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,897 - WHAT? 54 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:09,398 - HEY, THERE, STRANGER. 55 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,600 WHAT, ARE YOU GOING FOR A JOG? 56 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,831 - WHAT? - ARE YOU GOING FOR A JOG? 57 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,395 - YES. - OH, GOOD. YEAH. 58 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:16,204 IT'S IMPORTANT TO MAKE TIME FOR EXERCISE. 59 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:18,674 THE CLOSER I GOT TO GENE, THE CLOSER I WOULD GET 60 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:22,206 TO RETURNING TO MY LIFE WITH MY REAL BEST FRIEND, SUZANNE. 61 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,840 YOU HAVE REACHED FORREST MACNEIL. 62 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,947 I WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE UNTIL TOMORROW 63 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,649 BECAUSE I AM GOING TO MY BEST FRIEND'S HOUSE 64 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,482 TO WATCH THE LAKERS GAME. 65 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,348 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE, 66 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:36,356 AND I WILL LISTEN TO IT AFTER I AM DONE WITH MY BEST FRIEND. 67 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,130 - YOU'RE GOING TO THE LAKERS GAME? 68 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:39,756 - NO, I'M GOING OVER TO GENE'S HOUSE 69 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:40,833 TO WATCH IT THERE WITH HIM. 70 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:42,231 - GENE? - MM-HMM. 71 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:45,230 - THE GUY YOU CALLED A [bleep]? 72 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,803 - YES. 73 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,474 - WELL, IF YOU GUYS EVER NEED TICKETS, LET ME KNOW. 74 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,772 I'LL HOOK YOU UP. 75 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:52,543 - OH, REALLY? 76 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,843 OKAY. 77 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,605 WHEN I GOT TO GENE'S, I DISCOVERED 78 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:59,354 THAT SOME GUY NAMED CARLOS HAD INVITED HIMSELF. 79 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,710 - OOH. - WHATEVER. 80 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,278 - BOOM! - OH, MAN. 81 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,246 - THAT IS CALLED THE PICK-AND-ROLL RIGHT THERE. 82 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,722 - OH, DID I MISS A PICK-AND-ROLL? 83 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,423 [doorbell rings] - OH, THAT'S THE PIZZA. 84 00:03:07,455 --> 00:03:09,715 - [whistles] 85 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,887 SO HOW DO YOU KNOW GENE? - I'VE KNOWN HIM FOREVER-- 86 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,025 GRADE SCHOOL, HIGH SCHOOL, WE WERE IN THE ARMY TOGETHER. 87 00:03:14,061 --> 00:03:15,631 - OH, YEAH. HE'S A GREAT GUY, HUH? 88 00:03:15,663 --> 00:03:17,273 - BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 89 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:19,025 I LOVE HIM. CHECK IT OUT. 90 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,066 - OH, YEAH, THERE YOU ARE. 91 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,271 TWO BUDDIES OUT FOR A WALK, HUH? 92 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,614 WENT AND GOT THAT ONE FRAMED. [both chuckle] 93 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,879 - YOU GOT A BEST FRIEND? - YEAH. 94 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,278 PROBABLY, UH... 95 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:33,381 PROBABLY GENE. 96 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:35,154 PROBABLY MY BEST FRIEND TOO. 97 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,292 - OH, OKAY. 98 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:39,288 - THE MORE TIME I SPENT WITH GENE, 99 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,590 THE MORE OBVIOUS IT BECAME 100 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:42,661 THAT CARLOS WAS A SERIOUS OBSTACLE 101 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,960 TO OUR BEST FRIENDSHIP. 102 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:45,431 [cell phone vibrates] 103 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:46,889 - GUYS, THIS IS ALICIA FOR THE FOURTH TIME. 104 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,297 AND I CANNOT IGNORE IT. 105 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:51,926 - TAKE THAT CALL, MY FRIEND. [chuckles] 106 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:55,665 HEY, CARLOS... I THINK YOU ARE A GREAT GUY. 107 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,773 I'VE HAD A LOT OF FUN HANGING OUT WITH YOU 108 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,465 IN THESE PAST FEW DAYS, BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU-- 109 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:03,737 GENE IS MY BEST FRIEND THAT I MADE, YOU KNOW? 110 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,547 HE'S NOT JUST SOME GUY THAT I HAVE A BUNCH 111 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:08,749 OF SHARED EXPERIENCES WITH. 112 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:12,492 I GUESS I'M SAYING YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET OUT OF THE WAY. 113 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,860 TO CARLOS, THE IDEA THAT I COULD EVER BE 114 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,918 GENE'S BEST FRIEND WAS ABSURD, 115 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:20,057 AND HE PROPOSED AN INTERESTING, IF UNORTHODOX, WAY 116 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,433 TO SETTLE THE ISSUE. 117 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,332 - YOU KNOW, BACK IN BASIC, WE HAD A SAYING. 118 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:26,504 "DON'T TALK THE TALK IF YOU CAN'T WALK THE WALK." 119 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,774 - MEANING? 120 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,672 - I'M CHALLENGING YOU TO A FRIEND-OFF. 121 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,235 - WHAT IS THAT? 122 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,011 - WE WILL TRY TO OUT-FRIEND EACH OTHER WITH GENE 123 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:38,452 UNTIL ONE GUY CAN'T FRIEND ANYMORE, AND THEN HE GOES, 124 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:41,009 FOR GOOD. - OKAY. 125 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:42,218 YOU'RE ON. 126 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,849 I CAN OUT-FRIEND YOU ANY DAY. 127 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:45,094 - HEY, GUYS, CAN YOU REMIND ME 128 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,848 TO GET TOILET PAPER ON THE WAY HOME? 129 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:48,257 - YES, ABSOLUTELY. 130 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,856 IN FACT, I WILL SET AN ALARM ON MY PHONE 131 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,090 TO REMIND ME TO REMIND YOU TO GET TOILET PAPER. 132 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,625 - I'LL GET YOU ENOUGH TOILET PAPER TO LAST 100 YEARS. 133 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,103 - I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GONNA KEEP 134 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,800 ALL THAT TOILET PAPER. 135 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:02,442 SO I POURED IT ON, FRIENDING AS HARD AS I COULD FRIEND. 136 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,540 HEY, GUYS! [chuckles] 137 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,112 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY FRIEND. 138 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,139 - OH, MY BIRTHDAY WAS TWO MONTHS AGO, FORREST. 139 00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,435 - HOP ON, MY FRIEND. - OH, MY-- 140 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,647 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, FORREST. - IT IS. 141 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,449 YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO. 142 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,981 - YEAH. - THAT'S REALLY NICE, 143 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,775 BUT YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THESE THINGS. 144 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,387 I MEAN, I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT 'EM, 145 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,119 AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RUNNING OVER THEIR KIDS. 146 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,663 - YEAH, WELL-- - KID LOST PART OF HIS FACE. 147 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,219 - I-I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT 'EM TOO. 148 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:24,726 THEY SAID IT WAS NO BIG DEAL. 149 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,688 WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH FACES THESE DAYS-- 150 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,557 THEY TAKE SOMEBODY'S FACE, AND THEY PUT IT ON SOMEBODY ELSE, 151 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,026 SO THEY GET THIS FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION. 152 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,473 I'M NOT SAYING IT'S GONNA HAPPEN. 153 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,469 - RIGHT. - I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA 154 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,730 RUN OVER CLAYTON'S FACE 155 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,797 OR HE'S GONNA LOSE ANY OF HIS FACE. 156 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,466 BUT I'M SAYING IF IT DID HAPPEN, THEY'VE GOT THE SCIENCE NOW-- 157 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:39,135 BUT CARLOS PROVED TO BE A WORTHY ADVERSARY. 158 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:40,742 THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. - OH, MY GOD. 159 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,014 WHAT IS THAT IN THE BACKYARD? 160 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,412 - OH, YOU'RE HERE. 161 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,412 - WHAT IS THAT? - WAIT A SECOND. 162 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,424 ISN'T THAT THE NEW GRILL THAT I JUST GOT YOU 163 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:49,876 THAT YOU SHOULD BE MAKING BURGERS ON RIGHT NOW? 164 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:53,917 COME ON. - CARLOS! YOU ARE AWESOME! 165 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:56,893 - BURGERS? - DON'T TOUCH IT! 166 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,234 I WANT TO TOUCH IT. I WANT TO TOUCH IT. 167 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,558 HEY, MAN, THIS THING'S AWESOME. 168 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,063 - WELL, IT'S STAINLESS STEEL. 169 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:02,904 IT'S GONNA LAST 100 YEARS. 170 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,100 - THAT'S A LONG TIME TO EAT FLAVORLESS MEAT. 171 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:09,572 YOU KNOW, CHARCOAL GRILLS HAVE MORE OF A SMOKY TASTE, I FIND. 172 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,743 - OH, HEY, SUZANNE. 173 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:12,942 - SUZANNE. 174 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,683 HEY, COME JOIN US FOR A BURGER. 175 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,908 - NO, THANK YOU. 176 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,183 - OH. YOU GOT PLANS? - NOPE. 177 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:21,011 - SO FAR, SPENDING TIME WITH GENE HADN'T DONE ANYTHING 178 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,118 TO IMPROVE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH SUZANNE. 179 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:26,050 SHE'S ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING GOING ON. 180 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,288 THANKS, GENE. 181 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,062 BUT I WAS NOT ABOUT TO GIVE UP. 182 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,802 - THE COMPETITION FOR GENE'S FRIENDSHIP WAS FIERCE, 183 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,870 BUT I WAS ABOUT TO DRIVE THE BASKETBALL 184 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,169 STRAIGHT INTO THE HOLE. 185 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:41,800 OH, ROW TWO! 186 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,095 OH, THESE ARE GREAT. 187 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,036 THANK YOU. WOW. 188 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,872 GREAT. ALL RIGHT. 189 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,607 GET OUT OF HERE. [chuckles] 190 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:51,312 HEY, LISTEN, GENE, DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR TONIGHT 191 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,854 IS THE QUESTION. 192 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,380 OKAY, WELL, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TELL CARLOS 193 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:59,793 THAT YOU NEED TO "RESKEJ" BECAUSE YOU HAVE COURTSIDE 194 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:03,960 LAKERS TICKETS TO THE LAKERS GAME TONIGHT! 195 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:06,491 IN THE SAME SECTION AS JACK NICKELMAN FROM THE SHINING. 196 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,134 WE'LL BE RIGHT NEAR HIM. 197 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,961 ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WELL, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 6:00. 198 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,227 HOW ABOUT THAT? ALL RIGHT, BEST FRIEND. 199 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,295 SEE YOU SOON. BYE. 200 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,143 [chuckles] 201 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:20,570 I'M ABOUT TO WIN A FRIEND-OFF. [clicks tongue] 202 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,538 - DUDE. - [laughs] 203 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,976 CHECK THESE OUT. - THIS IS AMAZING. 204 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,612 DOWN IN A SEC. CAN'T GO TO THE GAME 205 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,377 WITHOUT MY LUCKY KOBE JERSEY. - NO, YOU CAN'T. 206 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:32,315 GO PUT THAT ON, PLEASE. [chuckles] 207 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,092 OH, CARLOS. 208 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:37,662 BUDDY, I TRIED SO HARD TO GET THREE TICKETS. 209 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:38,761 I JUST COULDN'T SWING IT. 210 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,432 - NO, NO. I UNDERSTAND. 211 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,998 - YEAH. WELL, YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE FUN 212 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,799 WATCHING THE GAME ALL BY YOURSELF ON TV, RIGHT? 213 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,531 YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN SEE ME AND GENE WAVING AT YOU. 214 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:47,903 "HEY, CARLOS." [chuckles] 215 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,665 - NO, I'M GONNA MISS IT. I GOT A DATE. 216 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,243 - OH, WELL, GOOD FOR YOU. 217 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,241 - YEAH, IT'S WITH YOUR EX-WIFE, SUZANNE. 218 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,013 - EXCUSE ME? 219 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:58,552 - WHEN I FOUND OUT GENE WAS BUSY TONIGHT, I HAD TO MAKE PLANS. 220 00:07:58,546 --> 00:08:00,546 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT TOO. 221 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,548 I'M GONNA TAKE HER TO THIS ROMANTIC LITTLE SPOT 222 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,253 WHERE I KNOW THE CHEF. 223 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,694 WE'LL PROBABLY GET PRETTY DRUNK. - YEAH. 224 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,390 - AND THEN I'M GONNA [bleep] THE [bleep] OUT OF HER. 225 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:09,821 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 226 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,887 YOU CAN HAVE GENE. 227 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:14,895 GO TO THE BASKETBALL GAME. JUST STAY AWAY FROM SUZANNE. 228 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:18,228 WHILE I HAD LOST THE BATTLE FOR GENE'S BEST FRIENDSHIP, 229 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,865 I HAD GAINED SOMETHING EVEN MORE MEANINGFUL-- 230 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:24,271 AN EXCUSE TO PAY A VISIT TO SUZANNE. 231 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,214 PERHAPS HER GRATITUDE AT BEING PROTECTED FROM CARLOS 232 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,910 WOULD OPEN THE DOOR TO A NEW FUTURE FOR US. 233 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,413 HI. 234 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,354 - FORREST, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 235 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,050 - WELL, I HAPPEN TO KNOW 236 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,422 THAT YOU WERE CANCELED ON FOR THE EVENING. 237 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,250 - OH, REALLY? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 238 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:43,456 - WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT CARLOS, YOUR DATE, 239 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:46,430 WAS ACTUALLY ONLY JUST USING YOU TO GET BACK AT ME. 240 00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:48,399 - WHY WOULD HE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? 241 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,058 - BECAUSE I WAS WINNING A FRIEND-OFF... 242 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:51,197 - MM. - AND SO... 243 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,271 - ALL RIGHT. ANYTHING ELSE? 244 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,599 - I DON'T NEED A THANK-YOU 245 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,074 FOR--FOR DOING IT, BUT I DID THINK... 246 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,942 - YEAH? - SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS 247 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,470 AND I DON'T HAVE ANY PLANS, WE CAN-- 248 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,436 - WHAT? - I GOT THAT GUY OFF YOUR-- 249 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,284 OFF YOUR BACK. - YEAH. 250 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:04,510 WE GOT A NIGHT TO OURSELVES. 251 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:07,312 ALL RIGHT. - NO, BUT I THOUGHT-- 252 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:16,863 [knock at door] 253 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,330 SORRY. - WHAT? 254 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,528 - WHEN YOU SAID "WE GOT A NIGHT TO OURSELVES" 255 00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:20,987 DO YOU MEAN YOU AND I ARE GONNA-- 256 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,898 - NO. ALONE. 257 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,530 - I JUST DIDN'T GET TO FINISH. I WAS GONNA ASK IF YOU WANTED 258 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,232 TO GO AND GET DINNER. - NO, I GOT THAT. 259 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,796 - ALL RIGHT. I DIDN'T KNOW-- - MY CLOSING THE DOOR 260 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,365 MEANT I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. 261 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,972 - I JUST HADN'T SAID IT, AND I DIDN'T KNOW. 262 00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:33,974 - OKAY. PLEASE. PLEASE. 263 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,637 - OKAY. 264 00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:39,184 FOR ALL THE POSITIVE ASPECTS OF HAVING A BEST FRIEND, 265 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,182 HAVING A BEST FRIEND CAN ALSO LEAVE YOU 266 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:43,184 EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE-- 267 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,386 A QUESTIONABLE PROPOSITION AT BEST. 268 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:50,188 HAVING A BEST FRIEND-- 2 1/2 STARS. 269 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:53,063 - OUR NEXT REQUEST COMES TO US VIA TWITTER 270 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,263 FROM @EXTRACHEESEPLEASE. 271 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:59,065 HE SAYS, "HEY, FORREST, EARTH IS BUMMING ME OUT THESE DAYS. 272 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,099 WHAT'S IT LIKE TO GO TO OUTER SPACE?" 273 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:02,674 - WAIT A MINUTE. 274 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:04,373 REALLY? NO. 275 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:06,444 GOING TO OUTER SPACE, FOR REAL? 276 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:08,443 THE ACTUAL-- I MEAN, THE REAL OUTER SPACE 277 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,005 ON, LIKE, A ROCKET SHIP? 278 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,413 [laughing wildly] 279 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,605 WOW! - OH-HO-HO. 280 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,118 - I MEAN, I'M MORE EXCITED ABOUT THAT 281 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,579 THAN ANYTHING ELSE WE'VE GOTTEN SO FAR. 282 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,347 - YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT UP THERE. 283 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,046 YOU SHOULD JUST STAY UP THERE FOREVER. 284 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,688 - [laughing] I AM GONNA LOVE IT UP THERE. 285 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,434 YEAH, I REALLY AM, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, 286 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,028 I THINK BEING UP IN SPACE IS GONNA GIVE ME 287 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,230 A GREAT SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE, YOU KNOW? 288 00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:30,802 OH, MY GOODNESS. 289 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,901 SPACEWARD HO! 290 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,543 [laughing wildly] 291 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,768 HERE WE GO. 292 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:41,114 - TEN, NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, 293 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:45,311 FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO... 294 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,245 - I'M GOING TO SPACE. - BYE-BYE! 295 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:52,621 - TO DATE, ONLY 525 PEOPLE HAVE LEFT THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE. 296 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:56,992 THAT'S LESS THAN 1% OF ALL PEOPLE WHO'VE EVER LIVED. 297 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,734 I'M LUCKY TO BE JOINING THAT NUMBER, AND SO ARE YOU, 298 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,530 BECAUSE UNLIKE OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE HOARDED THEIR EXPERIENCE 299 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:06,872 OF GOING INTO SPACE, I'M GOING TO BE SHARING MINE. 300 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,900 I PAID A VISIT TO 2SPACE-- 301 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:12,136 A PIONEER IN THE BRAVE NEW WORLD OF SPACE TOURISM. 302 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,342 MY SALESMAN MADE IT SOUND LIKE A TRIP TO SPACE WAS EASIER 303 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,035 THAN A TRIP TO MEXICO-- 304 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,247 NO PASSPORT AND VERY LITTLE CHANCE OF BEING KIDNAPPED. 305 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,650 ALSO, I HAPPENED TO ARRIVE 306 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:24,179 ON THE LAST DAY OF A SPECIAL PROMOTION. 307 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,757 FOR AN EXTRA $100,000, I COULD BRING A COMPANION. 308 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,815 HMM. 309 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,587 [indistinct chatter] - WHERE'S MOM? WHERE'S MOM? 310 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,895 - WELL, MOM WAS SAYING DON'T-- - HELLO, EVERYONE, HELLO. 311 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,398 - WELL, HI, FORREST. 312 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,099 EVERYONE, THIS IS FORREST, MY EX-SON-IN-LAW. 313 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,172 NICE TO SEE YOU. WE'RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE PARTY. 314 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,071 - I KNOW, I KNOW. AND I KNOW THAT 315 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,843 I WASN'T INVITED TO THE PARTY. - NO, YOU WERE NOT. 316 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,942 - I'M NOT GONNA STAY LONG, BUT 75 IS A BIG ONE, JACK. 317 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,544 SO I WANTED TO BRING YOU A PRESENT. 318 00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,905 - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 319 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,683 SORRY YOU CAN'T STAY ANY LONGER. 320 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,079 - I'M SORRY-- ACTUALLY, I'M SORRY. 321 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,123 CAN--CAN YOU OPEN IT NOW? - WELL, UH... 322 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,378 - WE WERE JUST IN THE MIDDLE-- - WE WERE JUST IN--UH, OKAY. 323 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,217 - WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 324 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,192 - OH, DEAR, IT'S A JUMPSUIT, JUST LIKE YOURS. 325 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,521 I HOPE IT FITS. 326 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,185 IF NOT, I KNOW WHO I CAN GIVE THIS TO. 327 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,164 - [laughs] - THANKS SO MUCH. 328 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,363 - YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL THERE IS. 329 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,134 ACTUALLY, IF YOU OPEN THE CARD, 330 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,662 THAT'S--'CAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING IN THERE. 331 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,527 - YOU KNOW, THIS IS TOTALLY UNNECESSARY. 332 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,265 I WISH YOU HADN'T DONE THIS. - WELL, IT'S MY PLEASURE. 333 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:17,301 - YEAH, SO DO I. - 75. 334 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:20,537 THAT IS A TICKET TO GO INTO SPACE. 335 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,043 - WHAT? - YEAH. 336 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,635 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - WHAT? 337 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,806 - YEAH, IT'S COMMERCIAL SPACE TOURISM. 338 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,013 IT'S A NEW THING. 339 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,547 YOU AND I ARE GOING TO SPACE, JACK. 340 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,121 - DO YOU KNOW THIS HAS BEEN MY LIFELONG DREAM? 341 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,320 - I DO KNOW THAT, JACK. 342 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,621 - I'M GOING INTO SPACE! - WHAT? 343 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,023 - YOU AND I TOGETHER. 344 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,115 - I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU FOR JUST ONE SECOND. 345 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,557 - JUST ONE SECOND. - WHAT IS GOING ON? 346 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,032 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - YOU'RE SENDING MY FATHER 347 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:43,231 INTO SPACE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BRAIN? 348 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,903 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? - HE'S 75 YEARS OLD! 349 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,903 - I HAD NO IDEA THAT I HAD TO CONSULT WITH YOU 350 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,395 ABOUT PRESENTS FOR YOUR PARENTS. 351 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,036 - WE ARE NO LONGER MARRIED. 352 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,041 YOU NEVER GAVE HIM A PRESENT WHEN WE WERE MARRIED. 353 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,513 - BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS TOOK CARE OF THAT. 354 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,181 - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT ARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT? 355 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,709 - I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO. 356 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,354 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. - I'M GIVING HIM-- 357 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,149 - I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPRESS ME. 358 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,151 - THAT IS SO NARCISSISTIC OF YOU TO SUGGEST THAT. 359 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,423 - [scoffs] 360 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,221 - LOOK AT-- LOOK AT HOW HAPPY HE IS. 361 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,863 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM THAT HAPPY? 362 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,385 AND YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT YOU? 363 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,993 - FORREST, THIS IS THE NICEST THING 364 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,585 ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME IN 75 YEARS. 365 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,227 - I GAVE YOU TWO CHILDREN. 366 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,563 - [laughs] 367 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,627 - YOU ARE GREAT. - YOU ARE GREAT. 368 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,466 WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. - ALL RIGHT, HUGS ARE OVER. 369 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,001 - OH. - OKAY. 370 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,936 - DRIVE CAREFULLY. THOSE FREEWAYS CAN BE DANGEROUS. 371 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:25,942 - YEAH. - I KNOW. 372 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,313 [laughter] ALL RIGHT. 373 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:28,640 GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU. 374 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,405 - I KNOW. IT'S WONDERFUL, DAD. 375 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,883 - WHERE'S ERIC? I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEKEND, BUDDY. 376 00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,149 ALL RIGHT, BYE-BYE. 377 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,450 - YEAH, I KNOW. IT'S A WONDERFUL THING. 378 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,518 - THE BEAUTY OF SPACE IS THAT IT'S PURE. 379 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,686 IT'S A CONCEPT, A PROMISE, 380 00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:47,895 A FRESH VIEW ONTO EARTH. 381 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,355 I BELIEVED THAT IN SPACE I COULD ESCAPE THE PETTY SUSPICIONS 382 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:55,198 AND UNFAIR JUDGMENTS I WAS CONSTANTLY SUBJECTED TO HERE. 383 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,165 BUT MY EAGERNESS TO GET INTO THE DARK VACUUM OF SPACE 384 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:00,205 WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO JACK'S. 385 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,780 - REMEMBER THERE WAS GUS GRISSOM, ALAN SHEPARD, 386 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:08,150 CHUCK ALDRIN, GLENN ARMSTRONG, AND THEN, OF COURSE, 387 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,821 THERE WAS BUZZ ARMSTRONG. 388 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,417 - YEAH--NO. - NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 389 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,321 - WAS IT NEIL ARMSTRONG? - NEILS ARMSTRONG IS RIGHT. 390 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,593 - OKAY. 391 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,021 - AND I REMEMBER WHEN THOSE RUSSIANS 392 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,326 GOT THAT SLUTPRICK UP THERE BEFORE WE DID. 393 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:22,098 - OH. - THOSE WERE DARK TIMES. 394 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,699 - YEAH. 395 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,100 - THIS IS WONDERFUL. 396 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,102 WHEN WE ARRIVED, WE MET OUR SPACE FAMILY-- 397 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,974 THE THREE OTHER HUMANS WHO WOULD JOIN US 398 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,602 ON OUR HEAVENLY JOURNEY. 399 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,937 THERE WAS BRYCE FROOD, WHO TOLD ME SECRETLY 400 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,110 HE PLANNED TO PROPOSE TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, CARRIE, 401 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,182 AT 300,00 FEET, 402 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,180 AND THE SINGER AND CERTIFIED COSMONAUT LANCE BASS, 403 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,853 WHO HAD RAISED FUNDS FOR HIS TRIP 404 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,479 THROUGH AN AMBITIOUS SPONSORSHIP PLAN. 405 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,946 IT WOULD BE GOOD TO HAVE. - RIGHT? 406 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,185 - WERE WE ALL SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 407 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,959 - I WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF THAT. - YEAH. 408 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,518 - WE'RE GONNA BE LEAVING THIS PLACE, EARTH. 409 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,357 WE'RE NOT GONNA BE GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THESE PLANETOIDS 410 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,033 OR ANY PLANETOIDS, FOR THAT MATTER. 411 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:58,172 WE'RE GONNA BE STAYING RIGHT IN HERE. 412 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,798 - WHAT WILL WE BE LOOKING DOWN ON? 413 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,114 OVER ONE THRILLING WEEK, THE FIVE OF US 414 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:09,138 COMPLETED AN EXHAUSTIVE SERIES OF PREPARATIONS. 415 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,813 - FLOCK OF SEAGULLS. 416 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,114 - WE SIGNED OUR LIFE AWAY ON NUMEROUS FORMS. 417 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,817 - EVERYBODY GETS ONE. 418 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:19,818 - WE LEARNED SPECIAL SAFETY PROTOCOLS. 419 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:24,622 - ONE, TWO, THREE. VERY GOOD. 420 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,087 - YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY WE'RE GONNA LIVE IN OUTER SPACE 421 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,057 AND LIVE ON PLANETS. 422 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,656 I WON'T BE AROUND TO SEE THAT, AND I DON'T THINK I WANT TO, 423 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,768 BUT JUST TO READ ABOUT IT IS SO EXCITING. 424 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,470 - NOW HIT THAT THREE-POINT SAFETY CHECK. 425 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:36,742 - WHAT? - THE THREE-POINT-- 426 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,469 - YES, THEY ARE ONE, TWO, THREE, 427 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,665 AND OUT YOUR GO. - OKAY. 428 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,776 GREAT. YEAH. - GOOD JOB. 429 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,811 - THEN WE SPENT A DAY JUMPING ON TRAMPOLINES 430 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,846 TO PREPARE OUR BODIES AND MINDS FOR ZERO GRAVITY. 431 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,922 - AND STRATOJUMP. 432 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,689 GOOD. TOUCH YOUR TOES, SIR. 433 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,490 - IT WAS THE FINAL STAGE OF PREPARATION WE NEEDED 434 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,293 FOR THE RIGORS OF SPACE TRAVEL. 435 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,870 - IN NO TIME, THE DAY WAS HERE. 436 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,069 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S REALLY HAPPENING. 437 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,942 - UP YOURS, SLUTPRICK. 438 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,639 - IN RETROSPECT, I POSSIBLY SHOULD HAVE USED MY EXTRA TICKET 439 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,114 TO BRING A CAMERAMAN ALONG. 440 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,213 AS IT WAS, WE HAD TO RELY ON THE VIDEO 441 00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:20,645 SPECIALLY PRODUCED BY 2SPACE. 442 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,146 - WELCOME TO 2SPACE. 443 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,745 - IT WAS EXCITING FOR ME, 444 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,886 BUT FOR JACK, WELL, HE HAD SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE 445 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,322 DREAMING OF THIS MOMENT, 446 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,328 NEVER REALLY BELIEVING IT WAS WITHIN REACH. 447 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,761 LIFE IS TRULY FULL OF SURPRISES. 448 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:37,956 - I LOVE THIS. - YEAH. 449 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,625 - AND I LOVE YOU. 450 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,826 AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME ON THIS TRIP. 451 00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,068 - AW, DAD. 452 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,513 - AND, FORREST, I WANT TO SEE YOU 453 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,108 GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MY DAUGHTER. 454 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,480 - AW. - I DO. 455 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,338 AND AS SOON AS WE'RE OFF THIS SPACESHIP, 456 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,847 I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO MAKE SURE THAT HAPPENS. 457 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,419 A DAUGHTER DOESN'T LISTEN TO ANYONE MORE THAN THEIR POP. 458 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,488 BELIEVE ME. - OKAY. 459 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,848 - TEN, NINE... 460 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:04,087 all: EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, 461 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:10,101 FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 462 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,400 - INITIATE LAUNCH. 463 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,401 - THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN-- 464 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,173 - NO. JACK! 465 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:20,843 - ALTITUDE, 300,360 FEET. 466 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,213 WELCOME TO SPACE. 467 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,883 [all screaming] - OH, MY GOD. 468 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,351 - OH, NO! NO, JACK! 469 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,779 JACK! - OH, MY GOD, IS HE-- 470 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:28,884 - JACK, YOU CANNOT BE DEAD! 471 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:29,945 THERE'S NO WAY! 472 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,452 YOU GOT TO TALK TO SUZANNE! 473 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,354 JACK, YOU GOT TO TALK TO SUZANNE! 474 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,256 OH--OH, NO. 475 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,358 BUT HE WAS DEAD. 476 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,890 MY DEAR VIEWER, IT SADDENS ME TO SAY 477 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:43,126 THAT JACK'S TRAGIC FAILURE TO FASTEN HIS SAFETY HARNESS 478 00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,130 HAD ENDED THE LIFE OF THIS EXTRAORDINARY MAN 479 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:50,903 AND CAST A HORRIBLE PALL OVER THIS JOURNEY INTO SPACE. 480 00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:53,737 BUT THE JOURNEY WOULD GO ON. 481 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,482 - GUYS, I'M REALLY SORRY TO DO THIS, 482 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:02,981 BUT I'VE KIND OF PROMISED TO PROMOTE PRODUCTS, 483 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,715 SO, UH... 484 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,352 STEAK 'N SHAKE-- 485 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:10,617 WHERE THE STEAKBURGER'S ALWAYS OUT OF THIS WORLD. 486 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,227 U-HAUL-- 487 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,559 WHETHER IT'S ONE SMALL STEP OR ONE GIANT LEAP, 488 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,834 U-HAUL WILL GET YOU THERE. 489 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,473 KRISPY KREME-- 490 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,798 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, WHO BROUGHT THE DOUGHNUTS? 491 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:21,833 HUH? 492 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,407 - MY FELLOW TRAVELERS HAD FORKED OVER A LOT OF MONEY 493 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,380 FOR THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE, 494 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,749 SO YOU COULDN'T BLAME THEM FOR DOING WHAT THEY CAME HERE TO DO. 495 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,219 - SO... - WAIT. ARE--ARE YOU... 496 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,078 - I DON'T KNOW. - OH, MY GOD. 497 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:38,394 OH, MY GOD. 498 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,488 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 499 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:42,991 BRYCE. 500 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:44,592 - WILL YOU MARRY ME, CARRIE? 501 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,434 - OH, IT'S GORGEOUS. 502 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,759 OF COURSE I WILL. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 503 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,655 IS THIS ON TAPE? - DID WE GET IT ON TAPE? 504 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,367 - WAIT. WAS THAT-- - UH... 505 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,869 - WAS THAT BODY IN FRONT OF THERE THE WHOLE TIME? 506 00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:02,705 - I'M SORRY, JACK, BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS. 507 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:08,821 BEING UP IN SPACE IS A TRULY INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE. 508 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,248 AND LOOKING DOWN ON ALL OF HUMANITY, 509 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:15,224 THE MIRACLE OF LIFE IS INDESCRIBABLY PROFOUND, 510 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:18,862 AND THE BEAUTY OF OUR PLANET IS SIMPLY AWE-INSPIRING. 511 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,431 MY SOUL EXALTS AT THE... - BRACE FOR LANDING. 512 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,260 - AT THE WONDERS OF OUR... [thrusters roar] 513 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,595 UNIVERSE. 514 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,631 IT'S BEAUTIFUL UP HERE. 515 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,236 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 516 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,609 JACK'S BODY WAS RETURNING TO EARTH... 517 00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:34,369 - WE'RE ENGAGED! - BUT HIS SOUL WOULD REMAIN 518 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,437 WHERE HE HAD ALWAYS WANTED IT TO BE... 519 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,976 - LANCE, HOW WAS IT? 520 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,710 - EH. 521 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,446 - THOUGH I WASN'T SURE SUZANNE WOULD SEE IT THAT WAY. 522 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,982 - HOW WAS IT? - I HAVE, UH--I HAVE GOOD NEWS, 523 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,447 AND I HAVE REALLY, REALLY BAD NEWS... 524 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,886 - WHERE'S MY FATHER? - FOR YOU. 525 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,290 - OH, MY GOD. - THERE WERE SOME PROBLEMS. 526 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,462 - OH, MY GOD. - WHERE'S MY FATHER? 527 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,460 OH, MY GOD! - JACK! 528 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,831 OH, MY GOD! JACK! 529 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:56,559 GOD! [sobbing] 530 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,396 - YOU KILLED MY FATHER IN OUTER SPACE? 531 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,871 - WELL, NO. - SO WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 532 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,840 - YOU SAID THERE WAS GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS, FORREST. 533 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,239 WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 534 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:05,571 - SPACE WAS AMAZING? 535 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,505 - YOU SON OF A BITCH! 536 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,840 - I DIDN'T-- - NOBODY WANTS YOU, FORREST! 537 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,647 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, MUSTACHE! 538 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,650 MOM! - [sobbing] 539 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,551 OH, BABY. - DADDY. 540 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,723 - DADDY'S GONE! - DADDY'S GONE! 541 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,752 YOU MONSTER! 542 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,688 YOU'RE A BASTARD! 543 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:35,400 - MY ONLY CONSOLATION IS THAT JACK DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED. 544 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,935 - ALMOST GETTING INTO SPACE. 545 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,571 - RIGHT. 546 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,607 IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO GO INTO OUTER SPACE, 547 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,742 YOU'LL PROBABLY CHOOSE TO TRAVEL WITHOUT A CORPSE 548 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:48,917 AND WILL HAVE AN EVEN MORE MAJESTIC EXPERIENCE THAN I DID. 549 00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,948 SPACE TRAVEL-- A VERY SOMBER FIVE STARS. 550 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,205 [Forrest screaming] - * AMAZING GRACE 551 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:17,211 * HOW SWEET... 552 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,783 - OH, I KILLED MY FATHER-IN-LAW! - * THE SOUND 553 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,982 - OH, JACK! OH, JACK! - * THAT SAVED 554 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:26,454 * A WRETCH LIKE ME - OH, SHE'S GONNA KILL-- 40888

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