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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 14 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,844 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 15 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,646 HELLO, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 16 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,015 NICE WEATHER WE ARE HAVING TODAY. 17 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:59,353 NICE WEATHER? YOU THINK WE'RE HAVING NICE WEATHER? 18 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:03,157 I GUESS YOU DIDN'T LOSE THE ONLY ONE 19 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,958 THAT MEANT ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE. 20 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:08,562 I GUESS YOU DON'T FEEL BURNED OUT BY THE HUMAN MISERY 21 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,964 AND DESPAIR PERPETRATED BY THE CRIMINAL VERMIN 22 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,567 THAT INFEST EVERY PORE OF THIS DECAYING CITY, 23 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:16,170 FORCING YOU TO GUZZLE CHEAP WINE AND CHEAP WHISKEY 24 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,173 TO DULL THE PAIN THAT SHATTERS YOUR HEART, 25 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:20,574 RIPS AT YOUR SOUL, 26 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,776 KEEPS YOUR DAYS FOREVER GRAY. 27 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:27,248 WHAT FLAVOR ICEE YOU GOT TODAY? 28 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:28,249 KIWI CHERRY. 29 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:29,983 KIWI CHERRY. 30 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,185 YUCK. 31 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,281 OH, BABY. 33 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:27,708 EXCUSE ME. 34 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,311 DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE IN TAUPE? 35 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,580 NO TAUPE. BEEF JERKY. 36 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:35,516 AND YOU CALL THIS A CONVENIENCE STORE? 37 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:38,586 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 38 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,354 OPEN UP THE CASH REGISTER, 39 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,356 OR I'LL SPLATTER YOUR BRAINS. 40 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,691 EXCUSE ME. 41 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:50,764 YOU SCUZZBALLS MIND IF I JOIN IN? 43 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,738 [SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 45 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,765 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, PUNK. 46 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:01,769 YOU'RE THINKING, "DID HE FIRE 173 TIMES... 47 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:04,237 OR 174?" 48 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:07,608 WELL, DO YOU FEEL LUCKY... 49 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:08,876 PUNK? 52 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,052 YOU GUYS GOT TO GET THAT THING FIXED. 53 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,824 I KNOW. DON'T THANK ME. 54 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,560 I'M JUST A COP DOING HIS JOB. 58 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:11,539 YOU HAVE REACHED THE DESK OF SERGEANT WES LUGER. 59 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,141 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. 60 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,943 YEAH, WES. IT'S ME, BILLY. 61 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,546 HEY! I SAID, "AFTER THE BEEP." 62 00:06:18,546 --> 00:06:20,147 WELL, EXCUSE ME. 64 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,750 LISTEN, IT'S 9:36-- 65 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:25,586 OH, 9:37. 66 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:28,188 LOOK, IT'S JUST GETTING TOO DANGEROUS 67 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,590 TO WAIT HERE. 68 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:30,991 I GOT TO GET OUT. 69 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:33,594 MEET ME AT THE SQUEALER'S HOTEL IN 45 MINUTES. 70 00:06:33,594 --> 00:06:35,963 I HAVE A CONTACT THERE. 72 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,724 [DOORBELL RINGS] 73 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,276 WHO IS IT? 75 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,564 WILDERNESS GIRLS. 76 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,099 A LITTLE LATE TO BE SELLING COOKIES. 77 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:50,538 TROOP LEADER SAYS WE ARE NOT MEETING OUR QUOTA. 78 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,977 I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF BOXES. 79 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,613 THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY, MISS YORK. 80 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:12,593 I GOT TO BE HONEST. YOU LOOK BETTER IN THE WIG. 81 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:16,396 MY HAIRSTYLE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES. 82 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:17,798 WILDERNESS GIRLS, EH? 83 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,601 SO THAT'S HOW YOU'RE MOVING THE DRUGS. 84 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,636 BRILLIANT, MISS YORK. NOW... 85 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:26,540 WHERE IS THE MicROFILM? 86 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,608 THE WHAT? 87 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,543 THE MiCROFILM. 88 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,679 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANY MiCROFILM. 89 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,481 DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME. 90 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,216 THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT. 91 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:38,018 AND THIS IS THE PLOT. 92 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,621 IMPORTANT ENOUGH SO THAT ANYONE WITHIN EARSHOT 93 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:43,490 SHOULD LISTEN TO EACH AND EVERY DETAIL? 94 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,025 THAT IMPORTANT. 95 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,628 AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE MICROFILM 96 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,530 WHICH HOLDS THE RECIPE FOR TURNING COCAINE 97 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,165 INTO INNOCENT-LOOKING COOKIES? 98 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,000 YES. 99 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,769 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 100 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:59,640 IN A LITTLE WHILE, MISS YORK, 101 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,175 YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY. 102 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,844 NO, NO. I'LL BEG NOW. 103 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,046 SAVE YOURSELF UNNECESSARY PAIN. 104 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,514 TELL ME! 105 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:08,515 McCRACKEN. 106 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:11,551 THANK YOU, MISS YORK. 107 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:20,560 IS THAT DAN McCRACKEN OR MIKE McCRACKEN? 108 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,429 MIKE. 109 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:24,264 OOH! 110 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,369 IS HE ON ALPINE OR OAK? 111 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,005 ALPINE. 112 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,173 UHH! 113 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,244 HEY, 114 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:42,015 PARK ON 3rd. YOU'LL NEVER FIND A SPOT ON ALPINE. 115 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:45,719 THANK YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN MOST COOPERATIVE. 116 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,688 DON'T MENTION IT. 118 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,592 AND, YOU, REMEMBER, 119 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,996 YOU SAW NOTHING. 120 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,901 WHAT YOU GOT, IRV? 121 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,469 OH. BEATS ME, SARGE. 122 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:40,540 DANDRUFF, SEBORRHEA, MAYBE JUST DRY, ITCHY SCALP. 123 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:43,343 HAVE YOU TRIED THIS, IRV? I USE IT. 124 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:47,314 HEAD & SHOULDERS? SARGE, YOU DON'T HAVE DANDRUFF. 125 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,716 I KNOW. 126 00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:50,718 ARE YOU READY TO LIMBO? 127 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:51,952 WHOO! 128 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,754 [LIMBO MUSIC PLAYING] 129 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,191 WHAT'LL IT BE? MATTE FINISH OR GLOSSY? 130 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,192 MATTE. 131 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,894 GOOD CHOICE. 132 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,896 BE READY IN ABOUT A WEEK. 133 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,298 SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE, DOC? 134 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,701 THE WORST-DRESSED STIFF I'VE EVER SEEN. 135 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:11,504 THIS STIFF AND I POUNDED A BEAT TOGETHER FOR FIVE YEARS, 136 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,206 SO SHOW SOME RESPECT. 137 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,407 I'M SORRY, WES. 138 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:17,010 I SEE SO MUCH OF THIS SENSELESS MAYHEM 139 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:20,447 THAT SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE INSENSITIVE. 140 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,449 ALL RIGHT, THIS LOSER HAS TAKEN 141 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,851 THE CHICKENSHIT WAY OUT 142 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,953 AND PUNCHED HER OWN TICKET. 143 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,422 SUICIDE, HUH? 144 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,859 SHE MUST HAVE CAUGHT HERSELF BY SURPRISE. 145 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,461 FOUND THESE NEAR HER. 146 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,229 WILDERNESS GIRL COOKIES. 147 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,401 GIVE ME A HAND, DOC. 148 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,203 SURE. 151 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,183 THANKS. 152 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,721 YOU KNEW HER, SARGE? 153 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,689 YEAH, I KNEW HER. 154 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,725 SHE WAS MY PARTNER. 155 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,194 I'M SORRY, SARGE. 156 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,666 HEY--HEY, SARGE. 157 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,035 IT'S TINGLING. 158 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,938 GOOD, IRV. THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING. 159 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:53,233 HERE'S TO GETTING THROUGH ANOTHER LOUSY DAY. 160 00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:08,215 CLAIRE. 161 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,119 OH, CLAIRE. 162 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,256 I MISS YOU SO MUCH. 163 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,927 I'M TRYING, CLAIRE. 164 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,529 GOD KNOWS I'M TRYING. 165 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,268 BUT IT'S TOO DAMN HARD WITHOUT YOU. 166 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:32,339 I'LL GET THE BASTARDS THAT TOOK YOU. 167 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,345 WELL, HERB, BACK TO THE SALT MINES. 168 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,547 MIND IF I DRIVE THIS TIME? 169 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:51,258 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXPRESS LINE! 170 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:54,261 NO, HE HAD FULLER LIPS. POUTING LIPS. 171 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:58,565 WIDE EYES. YES, THAT'S HIM. 172 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,967 DOOLEY, GIVE IT A BREAK. 173 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,368 WHAT'S GOING ON? 174 00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,971 DOOLEY'S BET US HE CAN ESCAPE IN 15 MINUTES. 175 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,573 HOW LONG HAS HE BEEN AT IT? 176 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,574 THREE DAYS. 177 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:08,976 BETTER STEP ON IT. 179 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,881 YOU THINK CRIME'S TAKING A HOLIDAY? 180 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,283 WELL, THINK AGAIN! 181 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:18,485 WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT, LUGER? 182 00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,686 I WANT THE YORK CASE. 183 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,889 THERE IS NO YORK CASE! IT WAS A SUICIDE! COFFEE? 184 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,224 CAPPUCCINO? ESPRESSO? 185 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:27,560 HEY, SCOTTI, CAN YOU GET THIS MACHINE TO WORK? 186 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,563 I'M GIVING IT ALL SHE'S GOT, CAPTAIN! 187 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:34,767 IF I PUSH IT ANY HARDER, THE WHOLE THING'LL BLOW! 188 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,236 GIVE ME MY PLATE! 189 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:38,838 I DON'T THINK YORK WAS A SUICIDE. 190 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,840 SHE WAS ONTO SOMETHING. 191 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,842 ON SOMETHING IS MORE LIKE IT. 192 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,244 THOSE WILDERNESS GIRLS COOKIES 193 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,845 WAS LACED WITH COCAINE! 194 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,948 NO WONDER I COULDN'T EAT JUST ONE. 195 00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,521 YORK LEFT ME A MESSAGE. 196 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,523 SHE'D UNCOVERED A DRUG RUNNING OPERATION. 197 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,891 I THINK THAT'S WHAT GOT HER KILLED. 198 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,793 YOU DON'T THINK IT WAS THE BULLETS? 199 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,029 GIVE ME THE CASE. 200 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:05,298 YOU'RE DAYS FROM RETIREMENT. LET IT GO. 201 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,700 YORK WAS A PARTNER, A FRIEND. I OWE HER. 202 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,903 I OWE IT TO EVERY COP WHO'S WALKED A BEAT, 203 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,905 EVERY COP WHO'S MADE A BUST, 204 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,708 WHO'S EVER LAID HIS LIFE ON THE LINE! 205 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,311 I'M THE CAPTAIN HERE! I DO ALL THE YELLING! 206 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,314 IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU, TAKE THE DAMN CASE! 207 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,383 THANK-- THANK YOU, CAPTAIN. 208 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,985 DON'T BE SO FAST TO THANK ME! 209 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,388 BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE NAKED ON THIS ONE. 210 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,390 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE WATCHING! 211 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,593 YOU SCREW UP, YOU'LL BE HUNG OUT TO DRY! 212 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,994 YOU DROP THE BALL, 213 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,397 YOU'LL BE LEFT TWISTING IN THE WIND! 214 00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,831 IF YOU EMBARRASS THIS DEPARTMENT, 215 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,001 YOUR PANTS WILL BE DANCING WITH FIGS! IS THAT CLEAR? 216 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,003 EVERYTHING BUT THE PANTS-FIG THING. 217 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,405 AND ONE OTHER THING-- 218 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,007 NARCO'S SENDING OVER ONE OF THEIR BURNED-OUT PSYCHOS 219 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,410 TO LOOK INTO THE WILDERNESS GIRL COOKIES. 220 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,412 I'M TEAMING HIM WITH YOU. 221 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,414 CAPTAIN, YOU KNOW I WORK ALONE. 222 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,484 YOU GET THE CASE, YOU GET JACK COLT! 223 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,855 CIGARETTE! 224 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,757 CIGARETTE! HIT THE FLOOR! 225 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,097 HEY, BACK OFF! 226 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,098 EASY. 227 00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,066 THAT'S LUGER'S NEW PARTNER. 228 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:17,870 CAPTAIN, YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY BE THINKING OF USING THIS MAN. 229 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,972 HE'S DANGEROUS, A MENACE. 230 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,641 A LOOSE CANNON. 231 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,310 A WALKING TIME BOMB. 232 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,546 MOST OF ALL, HE IS GUN-HAPPY. 233 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,583 WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING THAT? 234 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,357 I GIVE UP. 235 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,959 THERE'S SOMEONE YOU BETTER TALK TO 236 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,561 IF THIS CASE INVOLVES COOKIES. 237 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,562 NOT HIM. 238 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,563 YEAH... 239 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,564 HIM. 240 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,904 YOU KNOW THE RULES. 241 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,706 DO NOT TOUCH THE GLASS. 242 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,309 DO NOT HAND HIM ANY SHARP INSTRUMENTS, 243 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,910 POWER TOOLS, SEWING MATERIALS, 244 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,112 OR CONDIMENTS. 245 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,157 MAKE SURE YOU STAY TO THE LEFT 246 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,159 WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THE HALL. 247 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,361 HE'S IN THE LAST CELL. 248 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:26,473 THE RIGHT! I MEANT STAY TO THE RIGHT! 249 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,208 AAH! 252 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,641 WHAT? 254 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,179 PAPA? 256 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,917 IS IT A CODE? 257 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,820 AN OBSCURE FOREIGN LANGUAGE? 258 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,390 AAH! 259 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,526 OUCH. 260 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,061 SO THIS IS MR. "SCREW WITH YOUR BRAIN, 261 00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,463 "EAT YOUR SPLEEN, 262 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,865 WEAR YOUR FLESH AS A HAIR NET" LEACHER, HUH? 263 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,602 WELL, LOOK WHO'S MR. SCAREDY PANTS NOW. 264 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,603 AAH! 265 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,673 IDENTIFICATION, PLEASE. 266 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,509 CLOSER. 267 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,812 CLOSER. 268 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,550 PLEASE SIT. 269 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,755 DR. LEACHER, WE NEED TO ASK YOU-- 270 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,958 THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE AGAIN, ISN'T THERE? 271 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,894 A BAD BOY WITH PASTRIES. 272 00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,963 YES. 274 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:02,535 HAI KARATE. YOU WEAR THAT SOMETIMES, DON'T YOU? 275 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,605 BUT NOT TODAY. TODAY IT'S... 276 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,241 MENTHOLATED DEEP-HEAT RUB. 277 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,045 YOU ORDER CHEF'S SALAD WITH DRESSING ON THE SIDE. 278 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,515 YOU HAVE AN ATTRACTIVE WIFE WITH PERKY BREASTS, 279 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,984 A 9-YEAR-OLD SON, AND A 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. 280 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,319 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 281 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,322 I SAW THEIR PICTURE IN YOUR WALLET. 282 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,324 WE CAME TO TALK ABOUT COOKIES. 283 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,427 QUID PRO QUO, MR. COLT. 284 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,529 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 285 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,198 IT MEANS I'M PRETENTIOUS. 286 00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:36,369 TELL ME ABOUT THE WORST MEAL YOU'VE EVER EATEN, MR. COLT. 287 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,505 QUICK! 288 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,907 UH, IT WAS A FISH SANDWICH AT-- 289 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,141 DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING. 290 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,443 CAN YOU HELP US? 291 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,845 YOU HOLD THE KEY, MR. COLT. 292 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:50,817 LOOK INTO YOURSELF FOR AN ANSWER TO THE COOKIE CONCERN. 293 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,754 LOOK TO A MAN WITH WHOM YOU WERE INVOLVED. 294 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,794 NO, NO. NOT HIM. 295 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,496 IT WAS IN VIETNAM. 296 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,069 NO, NO. 297 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,340 YOU DISAPPOINT ME, MR. COLT. 298 00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,742 IT WAS MORTARS. GENERAL MORTARS. 299 00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:18,845 W-WAIT A MINUTE. 300 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:19,679 I--I NEVER-- 301 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,914 NOT THAT KIND OF INVOLVEMENT. 302 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,182 OH. 303 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,084 YOU WERE UNDER HIS COMMAND. 304 00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,886 MORTARS WAS ONCE MY PATIENT. 305 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,389 I TAUGHT HIM TO EXPRESS HIS ANGER. 306 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,990 YOU TAUGHT HIM WELL. 307 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,224 QUITE. 308 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:35,462 AFTER OUR LAST SESSION, HE STARTED THE VIETNAMESE WAR. 309 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,863 SEEK HIM OUT, 310 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:40,667 AND...WHEN YOU FIND HIM, PLEASE... 311 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,670 I WOULD LOVE TO EAT HIS COOKIES 312 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:48,341 WITH SOME FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHILLED FRESCA. 313 00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,284 I JUST GOT TO ASK. 314 00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:00,319 WHAT DOES HUMAN FLESH TASTE LIKE? 315 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,088 CHICKEN. 316 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,592 ARE WE GOING TO SEE MORTARS? 317 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,027 FOLLOW THE LEAD OF SOME PSYCHOTIC, MIND-TWISTING, 318 00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:09,295 JUMPSUIT-WEARING SOCIOPATH? 319 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,296 FORGET IT. 320 00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,298 I'VE ONLY GOT 48 HOURS. 321 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,299 WRONG, SARGE. 322 00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:15,134 47 HOURS, 29 MINUTES. 323 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:19,305 I'M LOOKING FOR THE MAN THAT KILLED MY EX-PARTNER. 324 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,740 COME ON, SPUD. 325 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,710 SHE WAS GOING TO MEET SOME STOOLIE AT SQUEALER'S HOTEL. 326 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:26,312 I DON'T NEED SOME HOTSHOT COWBOY FROM-- 327 00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:27,480 DON'T FRY ME! 328 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,481 NOT VALIDATED. 329 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:31,618 VAL-I-DAT-ED. 330 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,923 I DON'T NEED SOME HOTSHOT FROM NARCO IN MY WAY. 331 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:40,126 YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S LOST A PARTNER. 332 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,462 YOU GOT ANYTHING SMALLER? 333 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,197 KEEP IT. 334 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,198 ANYTHING LARGER? 335 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,767 YEAH. 336 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,008 CLAIRE AND I RODE TOGETHER FOR SEVEN YEARS. 337 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,478 YORK AND I WERE IN ACADEMY TOGETHER. 338 00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,480 THEN WE PARTNERED FOR FIVE YEARS. 339 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,749 BEFORE THAT, WE DODGED THE DRAFT TOGETHER. 340 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:05,918 BEFORE THAT, WE PLAYED HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TOGETHER. 341 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,921 BEFORE THAT, WE WERE IN GRADE SCHOOL TOGETHER, 342 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:13,860 AND BEFORE THAT... WE BREAST-FED TOGETHER. 343 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,862 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARTNER? 344 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,565 I CAME HOME ONE NIGHT, AND SHE WAS GONE. 345 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,567 YOU TWO WERE LIVING TOGETHER? 346 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,570 SHE'D SLEEP AT MY FEET AND LICK MY TOES, 347 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:25,572 THOUGH SOMETIMES SHE'D FORGET ABOUT ME 348 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,574 AND JUST LICK HERSELF FOR HOURS. 349 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:30,577 PERSONALLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA 350 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,812 TO GET THAT INVOLVED WITH YOUR PARTNER. 351 00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:35,815 YOU TRY NOT GETTING INVOLVED WITH A PARTNER 352 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:37,817 WHO SAVES YOUR LIFE ONE MINUTE, 353 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:39,819 THEN NUZZLES YOUR CROTCH THE NEXT. 354 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,854 BILLY AND I WEREN'T LIKE THAT. 355 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:44,290 SHE LEFT THE FORCE FIVE YEARS AGO. 356 00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,092 WE DIDN'T SEE EACH OTHER MUCH. 357 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,195 WHEN WE DID, SHE WAS ALWAYS EXCITED TO SEE ME. 358 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:52,398 WHEN CLAIRE WAS EXCITED, SHE'D PEE ON MY LEG. 359 00:23:52,398 --> 00:23:53,700 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? 360 00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,702 MAYBE SHE JUST TOOK OFF. 361 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:58,705 I HADN'T BEEN PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION TO HER. 362 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,707 I REALIZED HOW NEGLECTED SHE FELT 363 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,909 THE NIGHT SHE SHIT IN MY SHOES. 364 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,945 MY GUT TELLS ME WE WERE GETTING TOO CLOSE TO SOMEONE. 365 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,582 WHEN SHE DISAPPEARED, I HAD A FEELING WE WERE BEING FOLLOWED. 366 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,352 I THINK WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED NOW. 367 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:14,353 DON'T LOOK. 368 00:24:14,353 --> 00:24:16,055 JUST PLAY IT COOL. 369 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:20,827 SO, UH, DID YOU CATCH THAT STALLONE RETROSPECTIVE AT THE OMNI? 370 00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:23,429 NO. SOUNDS FASCINATING, THOUGH. 371 00:24:23,429 --> 00:24:26,633 I'M GOING TO TRY AND LOSE THEM. 372 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,439 NICE DRIVING. 373 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,041 THANKS. 374 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,812 * YOU REALLY GOT ME GOING * 375 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:43,149 * YOU GOT ME SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING * 376 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,684 * YOU * 377 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:46,653 * REALLY GOT ME NOW * 378 00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:50,222 * YOU GOT ME SO I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT * 379 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:51,457 * OH, YEAH * 380 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:52,992 * YOU, YOU'VE REALLY GOT ME NOW * 381 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:56,462 * YOU GOT ME SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING * 382 00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,464 * OH, YEAH * 383 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,132 * YOU REALLY GOT ME NOW * 384 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:03,369 * YOU GOT ME SO I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT * 385 00:25:03,369 --> 00:25:04,370 * YOU REALLY GOT ME * 386 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:05,738 * YOU REALLY GOT ME * 387 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:07,206 * YOU REALLY GOT ME * 388 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:08,240 [SPITS] 389 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:14,146 * DON'T EVER SET ME FREE-- ** 390 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,481 [GLASS SHATTERS] 391 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,916 WHAT THE HELL? 392 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:28,094 GENERAL. 393 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:33,065 HOW'S YOUR HEALTH, MIKE? 394 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:34,834 FINE. 395 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,209 SEA MONKEYS? 396 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,510 PIRANHA. 397 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:47,513 THEIR LIVES EXUDE A BEAUTIFUL SIMPLICITY-- 398 00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:48,648 SAVAGE, RUTHLESS, 399 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:52,518 EXISTING ONLY TO DEVOUR AND DESTROY, 400 00:25:52,518 --> 00:25:55,487 TO TASTE BLOOD, TO REND FLESH. 401 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,089 SOUNDS LIKE ME, RIGHT? 402 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,725 HA HA HA HA! 403 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,404 IN ITS OWN ENVIRONMENT, 404 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,807 THE PIRANHA IS A FEROCIOUS KILLER. 405 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:17,610 IN MINE, JUST A HELPLESS LITTLE FISH. 406 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:22,414 THERE'S A LESSON TO BE LEARNED FROM THAT, DON'T YOU THINK? 407 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,750 MIKE... 408 00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:26,352 [BLOW DRYER ON] 409 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:29,722 I HAVE A CONCERN THAT YOU MIGHT ALLEVIATE. 410 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:31,958 IT SEEMS CERTAIN INFORMATION WAS SHARED 411 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:34,961 WITH AN INDIVIDUAL WHO MIGHT HAVE JEOPARDIZED 412 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:36,362 THE COOKIE OPERATION. 413 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:40,499 WHILE THAT INDIVIDUAL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED, 414 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,969 WE HAVE YET TO RECOVER 415 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:46,105 A VERY IMPORTANT ITEM. 416 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,574 WHERE'S THE MICROFILM, MIKE? 417 00:26:48,574 --> 00:26:50,977 I DON'T KNOW. I GAVE IT TO YORK. 418 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,512 I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF YOUR MEN. 419 00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,782 ACT IN HASTE, REPENT IN LEISURE. 420 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,449 HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST. 421 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,786 NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. 422 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,320 WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. 423 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,889 LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS. 424 00:27:02,889 --> 00:27:04,991 LIFE IS VERY SHORT, 425 00:27:04,991 --> 00:27:08,795 AND THERE'S NO TIME FOR FUSSING AND FIGHTING MY FRIEND. 426 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:15,902 SORRY, MIKE. NO GOOD. 427 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,504 YOU'VE BEEN CARELESS, 428 00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:20,572 SLOPPY. 429 00:27:20,572 --> 00:27:22,775 WE JUST CAN'T HAVE THAT. 430 00:27:24,610 --> 00:27:26,879 WHERE'S THE MICROFILM, MIKE? 431 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,284 [CRYING] 432 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:36,422 [GUNSHOTS] 433 00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:38,224 [SCREAMING] 434 00:27:58,644 --> 00:28:01,047 DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 435 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,049 WITH THE BILLY YORK KILLING? 436 00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:04,650 NAH. DOMESTIC DISPUTE. 437 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:08,054 O.K., I'M GOING TO TRY AND TALK THEM OUT. 438 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:12,859 HOLD YOUR FIRE UNTIL I GIVE THE ORDER. 439 00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:15,862 [SPEAKING JAPANESE] 440 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:23,269 CAN I HAVE ONE THAT'S MADE IN AMERICA, PLEASE? 441 00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:24,336 YOU UP THERE. 442 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:27,539 I ORDER YOU TO THROW YOUR HANDS DOWN 443 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,743 AND COME OUT WITH YOUR WEAPONS UP. 444 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:39,185 WHO FIRED THAT SHOT? 445 00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:42,188 SERGEANT... THAT--THAT WAS ME THAT-- 446 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:43,689 GIVE ME THE GUN. 447 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:44,791 I WAS JUST-- 448 00:28:44,791 --> 00:28:47,093 GIVE ME THE GUN. 449 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:52,064 WHEN YOU LEARN TO FOLLOW ORDERS, YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK. 450 00:28:53,265 --> 00:28:57,837 OH, SO WE THINK THAT'S FUNNY, DO WE, OFFICER...DAVIS? 451 00:28:57,837 --> 00:29:01,373 WELL, WE'D ALL LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S SO FUNNY. 452 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:05,311 MAYBE OFFICER DAVIS CAN MAKE US ALL LAUGH. 453 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:12,118 NICE TO SEE ALL THOSE SMILING FACES OUT THERE. 454 00:29:12,118 --> 00:29:15,721 WHAT DO YOU CALL 2,000 LAWYERS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA? 455 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:17,356 A GOOD START. 456 00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:21,360 SAY, WHY'D THE GUY GIVE A NAME TO HIS PENIS? 457 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,564 HE DIDN'T WANT A STRANGER MAKING MOST OF HIS DECISIONS. 458 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:27,399 THANKS A LOT. YOU'VE BEEN GREAT. 459 00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:30,803 MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET ANY DOUGHNUTS. 460 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:39,145 YOU COULD HAVE GONE A LITTLE LIGHTER ON THE GUYS. 461 00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,746 THAT'S HOW IT STARTS, COLT. 462 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:43,149 YOU LIGHTEN UP, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, 463 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:45,751 ALL THE RULES ARE OUT THE WINDOW. 464 00:29:45,751 --> 00:29:46,752 TIGHT ASS. 465 00:29:46,752 --> 00:29:48,354 YOU SAY SOMETHING? 466 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,355 UH-UH. 467 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:51,824 PENCILNECK. 468 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:56,963 BUTTHEAD. 469 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:03,769 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU GUYS? 470 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,771 I RUN A RESPECTABLE PLACE. 471 00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:08,174 WHAT ARE YOU ROUSTING ME FOR? 472 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:09,775 I GOT FRIENDS DOWNTOWN. 473 00:30:09,775 --> 00:30:12,344 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 474 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,080 WE HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING YET. 475 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,647 I GOT NOTHING TO SAY. 476 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:16,916 PARK THE TONGUE, BUDDY. 477 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,784 I'M SERGEANT COLT. 478 00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:20,419 THIS IS SERGEANT LUGER. 479 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:23,389 YOU KNOW A WOMAN BY THE NAME OF BILLY YORK? 480 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:24,857 YOU GOT A PICTURE? 481 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:28,394 OH. AHEM. HERE WE GO. 482 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:37,036 THAT HER? 483 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,837 NO. THAT'S HER PICTURE. 484 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:41,807 NOPE. DON'T KNOW HER. 485 00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:45,277 WELL, MAYBE THIS WILL REFRESH YOUR MEMORY. 486 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:53,385 I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S A LITTLE OUT OF FOCUS. 487 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:54,420 [GUNSHOT] 488 00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:58,224 [SCREAMING] 489 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:06,565 AAH! 490 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:07,967 AAH! 491 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:10,970 IS THIS THE BILLY YORK INFORMANT SHOOTOUT? 492 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,973 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST GOT HERE. 493 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,574 WAIT A SECOND. 494 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:17,443 HEY, LARRY. 495 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:18,945 LARRY! 496 00:31:20,947 --> 00:31:24,250 IS THIS THE BILLY YORK INFORMANT SHOOTOUT? 497 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,818 I DON'T KNOW. CHECK OUT THE THIRD FLOOR. 498 00:31:26,818 --> 00:31:28,054 THANKS. 499 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:37,930 BEAT IT. 500 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,399 THIS IS AN FBI CASE. 501 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:43,202 ALL RIGHT, BRING HIM ON OUT. 502 00:31:48,007 --> 00:31:50,409 IS HE THE BILLY YORK INFORMANT? 503 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,012 GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, WILL YOU? 504 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,014 THAT'S BECKER, 403. 505 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,418 HEY, YOU! 506 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,191 NOT SO FAST. 507 00:32:06,725 --> 00:32:08,227 THAT'S BETTER. 508 00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,365 NOPE. I'LL HANDLE THIS. 509 00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:16,135 ALL RIGHT, BECKER, OPEN UP! POLICE! 510 00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:18,404 [MACHINE GUN FIRE] 511 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,843 NOW THAT WE'VE TRIED IT YOUR WAY, 512 00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:26,712 LET'S TRY MINE. 513 00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:30,449 WHO IS IT? 514 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,984 ROOM SERVICE. 515 00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:33,219 OH. 516 00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,723 WHAT? I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'. 517 00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,459 I DIDN'T SEE NOTHIN'. I AIN'T SAYING NOTHIN'. 518 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,261 NOTHING, THE WORD IS NOTHING. 519 00:32:42,261 --> 00:32:46,065 THERE'S AN I-N-G ON THE END OF IT. NOTHING. 520 00:32:46,065 --> 00:32:48,500 O.K. NOTHING. 521 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,635 NOTHING. 522 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,471 NOTHING! 523 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,672 O.K., YOU HAPPY? 524 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:56,408 THAT'S BETTER. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD YORK. 525 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:59,011 I--I DON'T KNOW NO YORK, 526 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,379 AND WHERE'S MY FOOD? 527 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:02,981 WE ATE IT, AND PLEASE, NO DOUBLE NEGATIVES. 528 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,717 SORRY. I DON'T KNOW ANY YORK. 529 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,719 YOU DON'T KNOW ANY YORK? 530 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:08,887 [TOILET FLUSHES] 531 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:10,489 THESE MATCHES SAY YOU'RE LYING. 532 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:13,259 OH...YORK. 533 00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:15,894 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET YOU HERE 534 00:33:15,894 --> 00:33:17,663 THE NIGHT SHE DIED. WHY? 535 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:18,930 IT'S WHERE I LIVE. 536 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:20,399 YEAH, BUT WHY YOU? 537 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:23,302 THE OTHER GUY COULDN'T COME UP WITH THE DEPOSIT. 538 00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:26,305 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A PIECE OF MICROFILM? 539 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:27,906 IT'S SMALL AND BRITTLE, 540 00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:30,442 AND IT'S USED IN A LOT OF BOND FILMS. 541 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,044 [BUZZER] 542 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:40,719 ALL RIGHT, I DID SOME MONEY LAUNDERING 543 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:43,589 FOR YOUR STANDARD EX-MILITARY PSYCHO TYPES. 544 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:45,023 GIVE ME A NAME. 545 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,893 WEREN'T YOUR PARENTS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 546 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:49,328 WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH? 547 00:33:49,328 --> 00:33:51,330 THERE'S BEEN THREE ATTEMPTS ON MY LIFE. 548 00:33:51,330 --> 00:33:54,333 COME WITH US. THERE WON'T BE ANY SUCCESSFUL ONES. 549 00:33:54,333 --> 00:33:56,735 THIS THING IS BIG. IT'S REALLY BIG. 550 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,338 IT'S BIGGER THAN WATERGATE. IT'S BIGGER THAN OPRAH. 551 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,939 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 552 00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,341 THEY'RE TOO STRONG AND POWERFUL, 553 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:05,911 AND THEY'RE TOO... JE NE SAIS QUOI. 554 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:07,679 WE CAN PROTECT YOU. 555 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:09,681 [MACHINE GUN FIRE] 556 00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:14,753 THE COMMEDIA E FINI. 557 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:20,959 GUESS THAT'S THE LAST TIME HE'LL TRUST A COP. 558 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,361 GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT. 559 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:24,363 IS THIS IT, THE BIG CHECKOUT? 560 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,998 LEVEL WITH ME. HOW BAD IS IT? 561 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:29,401 IT'S NOT BAD. YOU'LL BE FINE. 562 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:33,572 YOU'LL BE BACK ON YOUR FEET IN NO TIME. 563 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:53,525 YOUR TICKET. 564 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,861 DON'T BURY ME. I'LL ONLY BE A MINUTE. 565 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:57,095 YES, SIR. 566 00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:07,606 CLOSER TOGETHER. O.K., BIG SMILE. 567 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,074 BEAUTIFUL. 568 00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:10,876 BEAUTIFUL. 569 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,678 SHE BOUGHT IT RIGHT AWAY. 570 00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:16,182 THOSE TWO TRIED TO MAKE A GETAWAY. 571 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:19,185 THEY GAVE ME A NEW PARTNER, TOO. 572 00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:20,752 [WOOF WOOF] 573 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,621 THIS IS SPORT. 574 00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,022 SHE LIKES YOU. 575 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:25,424 I'VE DONE WORSE. 576 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:31,497 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT? 577 00:35:31,497 --> 00:35:34,366 A MIXED BREED-- ROTTWEILER AND CHIHUAHUA. 578 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,202 THEY MUST HAVE USED A LUBRICANT. 579 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,969 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE CASE. 580 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:41,573 SEEING SPORT MAKES ME THINK I COULD LOVE AGAIN. 581 00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:47,246 WHAT DO YOU HAVE, IRV? 582 00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:48,647 I'M NOT SURE, SARGE. 583 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,849 IT'S A NAGGING, ITCHING, BURNING SENSATION. 584 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:55,521 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT? YOUR FOOT'S ON FIRE. 585 00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,661 HEY, WHAT YOU GOT, SARGE? 586 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:04,062 I DON'T KNOW. 587 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:05,464 NOTHING SOLID. 588 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,466 YOU GOT ANY THEORIES? 589 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:10,068 UH, E EQUALS MC SQUARED. 590 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:12,070 ANYTHING OF YOUR OWN? 591 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:13,205 NO. 592 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,073 BUT I'LL TELL YOU, SARGE. 593 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,075 SOMETHING JUST DOESN'T ADD UP. 594 00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:18,477 WHAT? 595 00:36:18,477 --> 00:36:22,080 MY WIFE AND I HAVEN'T HAD SEX FOR TWO YEARS. 596 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,483 I HAVE A 6-MONTH-OLD DAUGHTER. 597 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:26,485 IRV, YOU'RE GETTING TOO SUSPICIOUS. 598 00:36:26,485 --> 00:36:29,488 THIS JOB WILL DO THAT TO YOU. 599 00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:31,690 YOU'RE RIGHT, SARGE. 600 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:32,824 THANKS. 601 00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:01,119 HEY, BUDDY, COME GIVE ME A HAND? 602 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,823 I DON'T KNOW. THIS MAY LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE, 603 00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:08,794 BUT MY GUT TELLS ME THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON HERE. 604 00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,663 UHH! UHH! AAH! 605 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,665 HEY, UH, WEREN'T THERE FIVE STIFFS? 606 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,467 DAMN! McCRACKEN'S MISSING. 607 00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:18,470 HEY! HEY, HAS ANYONE SEEN McCRACKEN'S BODY? 608 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,472 I NEED A LITTLE HELP HERE. 609 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,874 HE DIDN'T JUST GET UP AND WALK AWAY! 610 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:25,711 I GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SHOW YOU. 611 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:30,215 SO, WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS? 612 00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:31,617 YOU SEE THIS? 613 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:34,620 THIS RING WAS GIVEN OUT TO A CIA FRONT IN 'NAM 614 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,054 RUN BY GENERAL MORTARS. 615 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:39,224 WHEN THE VC TRIED FINANCING THE WAR WITH COCAINE, 616 00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:41,460 THEY WENT IN AND BURNED IT. 617 00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:43,462 12 YEARS LATER, AFTER SOBERING UP, 618 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:46,064 GENERAL MORTARS WENT INTO THE DRUG BUSINESS. 619 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,699 I COULD NEVER PROVE IT. 620 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:52,638 YOU TOOK EVIDENCE FROM THE SCENE OF A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION? 621 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:55,240 YOU WANT TO CRACK THIS CASE OR NOT? 622 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,043 NOT BY MAKING UP THE RULES AS I GO. 623 00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:01,447 SOMETIMES, PAL, THOSE ARE THE ONLY RULES THAT WORK. 624 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:05,351 GOOD THING WE USED VALET PARKING. 625 00:38:05,351 --> 00:38:06,652 TAXI! 626 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:11,022 I GUESS WE'RE MAKING SOMEBODY NERVOUS. 627 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:14,626 IT'S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF CAR BOMBS 628 00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,328 TO GET US OFF THIS CASE. 629 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,930 NOT A HELL OF A LOT MORE. 630 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:25,103 HEY, LUGER, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ALL THIS BOMB STUFF. 631 00:38:25,103 --> 00:38:27,105 HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. 632 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:28,507 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT BOMBS. 633 00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:29,908 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 634 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:32,711 WHAT TO TELL MY WIFE ABOUT HER CAR. 635 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:39,818 UNDERSTAND, GENTLEMEN, 636 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:42,721 IF YOU WISH TO DO BUSINESS WITH US, 637 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:45,323 YOU MUST TAKE THE ENTIRE SHIPMENT. 638 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,426 TEST THE MERCHANDISE. 639 00:38:51,296 --> 00:38:52,698 HALF THE PAYMENT NOW, 640 00:38:52,698 --> 00:38:54,700 HALF TOMORROW, HALF ON DELIVERY. 641 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,935 THE PRICE IS NOT NEGOTIABLE. 642 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,805 THE MERCHANDISE IS SATISFACTORY, YES? 643 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:05,110 GOOD. THEN WE CAN DO BUSINESS. 644 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:09,781 USE THE VISTA CARD. YOU GET FREQUENT FLYER MILES. 645 00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:13,385 THE SHIPMENT WILL BE PREPARED AND BOXED FRIDAY EVENING 646 00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:15,921 AND READY FOR SHIPPING SATURDAY MORNING. 647 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,656 I NEED A SIGNATURE 648 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:20,792 AND DAYTIME PHONE NUMBER. 649 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,995 IT'S A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU. 650 00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:25,931 NOT SO FAST. 651 00:39:27,098 --> 00:39:28,299 THE CARBONS? 652 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:31,937 OH...SMART MAN. 653 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:36,675 I LIKE DOING BUSINESS WITH SMART MEN. 654 00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:42,748 THEY KNOW NEVER TO SCREW WITH ME. 655 00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:48,754 THERE'S SOMETHING BETWEEN YOU AND THIS GENERAL MORTARS. 656 00:39:48,754 --> 00:39:50,756 HE WAS MY C.O. IN 'NAM. 657 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:52,758 THE CIA LISTED HIM AS MIA, 658 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:56,495 BUT THE V.A. I.D.'d HIS M.O., AND WE PUT OUT AN APB. 659 00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:57,863 OH, I SEE. 660 00:40:01,366 --> 00:40:03,969 MAY I HELP YOU? 661 00:40:03,969 --> 00:40:05,170 IT CAN'T BE. 662 00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:07,773 NOT MARY O'BRIEN, THE BUCKTOOTHED, FRECKLE-FACED, 663 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:11,342 PIGTAILED LITTLE GIRL I KNEW IN THE FIFTH GRADE? 664 00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:14,145 NO, I'M NOT. MAY I HELP YOU? 665 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:17,148 I'M SERGEANT LUGER. THIS IS SERGEANT COLT. 666 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:20,351 THESE ARE OUR WALLETS. METROPOLITAN POLICE. 667 00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:21,587 [MAN] AAH! 668 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:24,022 WE'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO WHOMEVER'S IN CHARGE. 669 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,190 FOLLOW ME. 670 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:38,136 UHH! 671 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:44,409 MISS DEMEANOR WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU, GENTLEMEN. 672 00:40:44,409 --> 00:40:46,978 HELP YOURSELF TO SOME COOKIES. 673 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:56,021 LET ME DO THE TALKING. I'VE EATEN THEIR COOKIES. 674 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,656 YOU'RE THE BOSS. 675 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,763 DETECTIVES COLT AND LOSER? 676 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:06,197 LUGER. 677 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:08,567 OH, SORRY. LOOGIE. 678 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,838 MMM. 679 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:16,107 UH, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME? 680 00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,851 NO, I MEANT WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN 681 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:28,253 AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT? 682 00:41:28,253 --> 00:41:31,456 CAN I GET EITHER OF YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK? 683 00:41:31,456 --> 00:41:33,224 UH, JUST WATER. 684 00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:34,760 NO, THANKS. 685 00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:40,265 WE'RE INVESTIGATING A FELONY, MISS DEMEANOR. 686 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,067 OH, SOUNDS VIOLENT. 687 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,935 I HATE VIOLENCE. 688 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,036 [GRUNTING] 689 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:55,080 ANYONE FOR SNOW CONES? 690 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:56,682 THANKS. 691 00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:08,493 DURING THE COURSE OF INVESTIGATING TWO HOMICIDES, 692 00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:11,496 WE FOUND BOXES OF WILDERNESS GIRL COOKIES. 693 00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:13,899 THEY WERE LACED WITH COCAINE. 694 00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:16,301 OH, MY. THAT'S HORRIBLE. 695 00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:19,905 BUT SURELY YOU CAN'T SUSPECT THE WILDERNESS GIRLS 696 00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:22,207 OF SOMEHOW BEING RESPONSIBLE? 697 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,609 I CAN. 698 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:25,510 I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO COME DOWNTOWN 699 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:27,378 AND ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS. 700 00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,780 O.K. 701 00:42:30,515 --> 00:42:32,117 THIS IS DOWNTOWN. 702 00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:33,885 HEADQUARTERS. 703 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:36,521 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR ATTORNEY PRESENT. 704 00:42:36,521 --> 00:42:39,290 WHY WOULD I NEED MY ATTORNEY? 705 00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:46,131 [KISSING] 706 00:42:50,702 --> 00:42:56,074 [HISSING] 707 00:42:57,943 --> 00:43:00,545 MAY I CHANGE BEFORE I GO? 708 00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:01,980 SURE. 709 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:14,392 YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HAIR DOWN. 710 00:43:14,392 --> 00:43:16,695 FOR YOU, I ALWAYS WILL. 711 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:19,130 LOOK, LADY, YOU MAY THINK 712 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:22,167 YOU CAN DIVERT OUR ATTENTION FROM THIS CASE, 713 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:23,434 BUT YOU'RE WRONG. 714 00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,570 WE SEE THROUGH YOUR TRICKS. 715 00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:27,605 NOW, MOVE IT. 716 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:32,944 DO YOU RUN THE WILDERNESS GIRLS? 717 00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:36,047 YES. 718 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:38,583 IS YOUR MONEY RAISED SELLING COOKIES? 719 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:39,851 YES. 720 00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:41,486 DO YOU KNOW GENERAL MORTARS? 721 00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:43,154 WELL, I DRIVE A BUICK. 722 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:46,892 NO, THAT'S GENERAL MORTARS. GENERAL MOR-TARS. 723 00:43:56,902 --> 00:43:58,003 NO. 724 00:43:58,003 --> 00:44:00,138 ONE DOWN, NINE TO GO. 725 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,741 HEY, HOW YOU DOING? DON'T MIND ME. 726 00:44:02,741 --> 00:44:04,175 KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 727 00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:06,177 WE'RE A TEAM. WE WORK TOGETHER. 728 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:09,414 HONEY, NICE OUTFIT. POINTS OUT ALL THE TOURIST ATTRACTIONS. 729 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:10,816 DIDN'T YOU DIE? 730 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:13,218 I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE SEQUEL. 731 00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:15,687 MISS DEMEANOR, THIS ISN'T A GOOD TIME TO LIE. 732 00:44:15,687 --> 00:44:16,955 WHEN IS? 733 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:19,090 I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD LIE. 734 00:44:19,090 --> 00:44:21,292 WHO LAST BATTED OVER .400? 735 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:22,627 TED WILLIAMS. 736 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:24,595 WHAT DID CHER SEE IN SONNY? 737 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:25,997 DID OSWALD ACT ALONE? 738 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,999 YOU NEED HELP SHAVING YOUR LEGS? 739 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:32,003 SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT. HOW MANY MEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH? 740 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:43,348 AWW! OHH! 741 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:46,151 FIVE...MAYBE SIX. 742 00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,486 NOT A LOT FOR THIS DAY AND AGE. 743 00:44:48,486 --> 00:44:50,588 IT'S BEEN A SLOW WEEK. 744 00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:52,590 DO YOU KNOW BILL YORK? 745 00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:55,560 WHO CARES? DO YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE? 746 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:56,928 ONLY WHEN I'M NAKED. 747 00:44:56,928 --> 00:45:01,132 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE DESIGNATED HITTER RULE? 748 00:45:01,132 --> 00:45:02,333 I HATE IT. 749 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:05,804 IT UNDERMINES THE PURITY OF THE GAME. 750 00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:08,073 I LIKE PURE THINGS. 751 00:45:18,516 --> 00:45:21,186 THEY GIVE ME PLEASURE. 752 00:45:21,186 --> 00:45:23,254 Here we go! 753 00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:28,426 ALL RIGHT! 754 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:29,694 [WOOF WHISTLE] 755 00:45:29,694 --> 00:45:31,562 YES! YES! 756 00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:32,563 OHH! 757 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,731 AAH! 758 00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,666 OW! 759 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:39,270 WE'VE DETAINED MISS DEMEANOR LONG ENOUGH. 760 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:41,072 UH, YOU CAN GO NOW. 761 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:43,341 SORRY TO HAVE TROUBLED YOU. 762 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:44,742 NO TROUBLE, DETECTIVE. 763 00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,744 BUT I'M GOING TO NEED TRANSPORTATION HOME. 764 00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,347 ANYBODY WANT TO GIVE ME A RIDE? 765 00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:50,748 PICK ME! PICK ME! 766 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:53,084 BACK OFF! 767 00:46:11,136 --> 00:46:13,738 IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T LEAVE TOWN. 768 00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:15,740 OH, I WON'T. I LIVE HERE. 769 00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:18,743 SORRY IF IT WAS A LITTLE ROUGH ON YOU. 770 00:46:18,743 --> 00:46:20,745 YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB. 771 00:46:20,745 --> 00:46:23,548 AND I'M JUST A GAL LIKE ANY OTHER GAL. 772 00:46:23,548 --> 00:46:27,152 I WANT A HOME, A FAMILY, AN OCCASIONAL SPANKING. 773 00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:31,990 I USED A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER TO SPANK CLAIRE ONCE. 774 00:46:31,990 --> 00:46:34,592 THANKS FOR BRINGING ME BACK. 775 00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:36,594 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. 776 00:46:36,594 --> 00:46:38,196 NICE MEETING YOU, TOO. 777 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:45,770 I HOPE IT WAS A SUCCESSFUL PERFORMANCE. 778 00:46:45,770 --> 00:46:46,771 YEAH. 779 00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:48,173 GOOD. WE MAY HAVE STUMBLED 780 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:49,774 ON THE MICROFILM'S WHEREABOUTS. 781 00:46:49,774 --> 00:46:52,777 MR. JIGSAW, USE YOUR POWERS OF PERSUASION 782 00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:54,779 AND SEE IF SERGEANT YORK 783 00:46:54,779 --> 00:46:57,983 LEFT OUR TWO POLICE FRIENDS A MEMENTO. 784 00:46:59,084 --> 00:47:01,086 THEY'RE NOT ONTO YOU. 785 00:47:01,086 --> 00:47:03,421 NO MORE INNOCENT PEOPLE HAVE TO SUFFER. 786 00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:06,624 YOU'RE LETTING COMPASSION INTRUDE. 787 00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:09,861 IT'S AN UNBECOMING TRAIT. 788 00:47:17,802 --> 00:47:21,139 DROP YOUR GUN, MR. COLT. 789 00:47:25,410 --> 00:47:27,212 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 790 00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:30,215 I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. 791 00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:34,819 NO. WAKING UP WITHOUT MY PENIS IS MY WORST NIGHTMARE. 792 00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:36,221 O.K. 793 00:47:36,221 --> 00:47:40,225 ALL RIGHT. SO I'M NOT YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, 794 00:47:40,225 --> 00:47:42,827 BUT I'M RIGHT UP THERE. 795 00:47:42,827 --> 00:47:44,829 NOW... 796 00:47:44,829 --> 00:47:47,432 WHERE IS THE MICROFILM? 797 00:47:47,432 --> 00:47:48,833 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 798 00:47:48,833 --> 00:47:50,435 DROP YOUR GUN, MR. LUGER! 799 00:47:50,435 --> 00:47:51,302 I DON'T HAVE ONE. 800 00:47:51,302 --> 00:47:53,538 YOU'RE NOT CARRYING A WEAPON? 801 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:55,806 DON'T BELIEVE IN THEM. 802 00:47:55,806 --> 00:47:57,542 PICK UP THE GUN. 803 00:47:59,744 --> 00:48:02,680 DROP THE GUN, MR. LUGER! 804 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,915 DON'T DO IT. 805 00:48:03,915 --> 00:48:07,285 DROP THE GUN, OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR PARTNER. 806 00:48:07,285 --> 00:48:09,387 HE'S GOING TO SHOOT ME ANYWAY. 807 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:11,990 IF YOU DROP IT, WE'RE BOTH DEAD. 808 00:48:11,990 --> 00:48:14,825 WES, SHOOT HIM. 809 00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:15,927 SHOOT HIM! 810 00:48:15,927 --> 00:48:18,296 SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! 811 00:48:18,296 --> 00:48:21,132 SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! 812 00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:24,002 SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! 813 00:48:24,002 --> 00:48:26,471 SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM! 814 00:48:30,108 --> 00:48:32,343 DROP THE GUN! DROP THE GUN! 815 00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:40,318 GET THE CAR! 816 00:48:48,393 --> 00:48:50,095 FREEZE! 817 00:48:53,698 --> 00:48:55,266 [TIRES SCREECHING] 818 00:48:59,337 --> 00:49:01,339 [HORN HONKS] 819 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:12,250 DAMN. 820 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,513 SO YOU LET HIM GET AWAY, HUH? 821 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,117 HE'S GONE, COLT. 822 00:49:46,117 --> 00:49:48,519 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU COME HOME WITH ME 823 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:51,522 SO YOU CAN SEE HOW A WARM FAMILY ENVIRONMENT 824 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:55,126 CAN OFFER SO MUCH MORE THAN YOUR HOLLOW, HATE-FILLED EXISTENCE? 825 00:49:55,126 --> 00:49:56,527 MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME. 826 00:49:56,527 --> 00:49:58,729 SERGEANT COLT, METROPOLITAN POLICE DEPARTMENT. 827 00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:00,131 THIS IS SERGEANT LUGER. 828 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,966 WE'RE COMMANDEERING YOUR VEHICLES. 829 00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:03,368 WAIT A MINUTE. 830 00:50:03,368 --> 00:50:05,436 WE'RE COMMANDEERING KIDS' BIKES? 831 00:50:05,436 --> 00:50:06,704 YEAH. 832 00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:08,039 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 833 00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:12,477 OH, I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS BIKE-CONFISCATING SHIT. 834 00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:16,081 DON'T WORRY, KIDS, 835 00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:18,683 WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR BIKES. 836 00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:20,318 AAH! AAH! 837 00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:23,488 I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE DORIS IS. 838 00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:26,124 SHE ALWAYS LIKES TO CHECK OUT MY NEW PARTNERS. 839 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:31,062 YOU FORGOT, DADDY. THIS IS MOM'S "BOWLING WITH THE TEAMSTERS" NIGHT. 840 00:50:32,130 --> 00:50:34,699 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 841 00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:37,902 SO, BEN, DAD HELP YOU WITH YOUR HOMEWORK? 842 00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:41,572 NAH. I DON'T WANT TO REPEAT THE FIFTH GRADE AGAIN. 843 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:54,119 SO, DEBBIE, UH, HOW DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL? 844 00:50:54,119 --> 00:50:57,988 HOW DO YOU THINK I LIKE IT? IT SUCKS. 845 00:50:57,988 --> 00:51:00,391 OH, HERE'S DORIS NOW. HON, HON. 846 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:03,994 I WANT YOU TO MEET MY NEW PARTNER JACK COLT. 847 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:05,263 CHARMED, I'M SURE. 848 00:51:05,263 --> 00:51:07,865 UM, THIS IS TED POLANSKI. 849 00:51:07,865 --> 00:51:10,401 TED'S A PRODUCE MANAGER. 850 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:13,438 ASSISTANT PRODUCE MANAGER. 851 00:51:13,438 --> 00:51:15,406 MR. BRUBAKER'S THE MANAGER. 852 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:19,410 TED'S BEEN VERY HELPFUL WITH MY PRODUCE SELECTIONS. 853 00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:22,880 I THOUGHT I SHOULD EXTEND HIM A SPECIAL COURTESY. 854 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:24,014 [WHIMPERS] 855 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:25,015 I SHOULD BE GOING. 856 00:51:25,015 --> 00:51:27,152 STAY FOR COFFEE. COFFEE, TED? 857 00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:29,620 TED'S FROM A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY. 858 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:31,789 OH. SO, NO COFFEE? 859 00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:34,992 I THOUGHT HE SHOULD SPEND SOME TIME WITH US. 860 00:51:34,992 --> 00:51:36,327 I WAS EVEN THINKING 861 00:51:36,327 --> 00:51:38,463 ABOUT TAKING HIM TO MOTHER'S FOR THE WEEKEND. 862 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:44,669 DEAR, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BLOCK OUT THE MEMORY, 863 00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:46,070 BUT COME ON, NOW, 864 00:51:46,070 --> 00:51:49,774 YOUR MOM'S BEEN DEAD FOR OVER SIX MONTHS. 865 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:50,875 UH-OH. 866 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:54,945 DID I FORGET TO GIVE YOU THAT MESSAGE? 867 00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:56,881 AAH! 868 00:51:56,881 --> 00:51:58,783 I'LL PASS ON COFFEE. 869 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:39,490 DID I COME AT A BAD TIME? 870 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,492 YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL. 871 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:44,395 I MIGHT HAVE BLASTED OFF YOUR EYE SHADOW. 872 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:49,600 SO, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CANDLES? 873 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,203 I COULDN'T FIND THE LIGHT SWITCH. 874 00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:54,505 YOU HAVE AN INTERESTING PLACE. 875 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:57,508 IT'S MUCH BIGGER THAN IT LOOKS FROM THE OUTSIDE. 876 00:52:57,508 --> 00:53:01,111 I CHOSE LIGHT COLORS TO MAKE IT LOOK BIGGER. 877 00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:03,113 SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 878 00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:05,115 WAITING FOR YOU. 879 00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:06,984 I MEAN, WHAT BROUGHT YOU HERE? 880 00:53:06,984 --> 00:53:08,118 A TAXI. 881 00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:09,119 BUT WHY? 882 00:53:09,119 --> 00:53:11,322 MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP. 883 00:53:16,661 --> 00:53:19,264 THE POLICE STATION WOULD HAVE MADE ME NERVOUS. 884 00:53:19,264 --> 00:53:20,931 YOU BETTER GO. 885 00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:25,536 YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK WHY I TRACKED YOU DOWN? 886 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:28,839 O.K., WHY DID YOU TRACK ME DOWN? 887 00:53:28,839 --> 00:53:34,245 I WASN'T TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU AND DETECTIVE LOOGIE. 888 00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:35,246 NO ONE EVER IS. 889 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:37,248 I CAN'T LIVE WITH IT ANYMORE. 890 00:53:37,248 --> 00:53:40,251 I KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE COOKIES. 891 00:53:40,251 --> 00:53:43,288 IT'S A MAN I FELL FOR, 892 00:53:43,288 --> 00:53:46,891 A MAN WHO USED ME AND BETRAYED ME-- 893 00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:48,526 GENERAL MORTARS. 894 00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:51,228 WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS? 895 00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:54,064 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 896 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:58,269 HE'S USING THE WILDERNESS GIRLS OF AMERICA TO SELL COCAINE. 897 00:53:58,269 --> 00:54:00,571 HE CAN SHIP THEM ANYWHERE. 898 00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:04,509 EVERYONE TRUSTS A WILDERNESS GIRL COOKIE! 899 00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,781 OH, MY. 900 00:54:11,982 --> 00:54:15,786 I FEEL AS THOUGH AN INCREDIBLE WEIGHT HAS BEEN... 901 00:54:15,786 --> 00:54:18,356 LIFTED OFF MY CHEST. 902 00:54:19,189 --> 00:54:20,791 CAN YOU FEEL IT? 903 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:21,859 YES, I CAN. 904 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:23,027 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 905 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:24,261 UH, YES. 906 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,830 AND THERE'S MORE. 907 00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:27,965 MORE? 908 00:54:27,965 --> 00:54:29,233 YES. 909 00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:30,735 TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT, 910 00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:33,638 A BIG DRUG DEAL AT THE WILDERNESS GIRL COOKIE FACTORY. 911 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:35,873 YOU AND LOOGIE MUST STOP IT. 912 00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:37,975 BUT NOT UNTIL AFTER. 913 00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:39,176 AFTER WHAT? 914 00:54:39,176 --> 00:54:41,178 RELAX, COLT. 915 00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:43,247 I'LL TALK YOU THROUGH IT. 916 00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:44,749 SQUEEZE ME. 917 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:49,654 SQUEEZE ME LIKE I WAS AN S&W .747 DOUBLE-ACTION MAGNUM 918 00:54:49,654 --> 00:54:52,056 WITH AN EXTENDED CHROME 8-INCH BARREL 919 00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:55,125 JUST BEGGING FOR A FEW SQUIRTS OF GUN OIL. 920 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,027 IS THIS A COME-ON? 921 00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:58,429 SHH! 922 00:54:58,429 --> 00:54:59,930 BLOW IN MY EAR 923 00:54:59,930 --> 00:55:03,033 LIKE YOU WERE BLOWING AWAY THE METALLIC BLUE DISCHARGE 924 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:04,435 WAFTING FROM YOUR BARREL 925 00:55:04,435 --> 00:55:07,004 AFTER YOU'VE SPENT YOUR FULL LOAD. 926 00:55:11,876 --> 00:55:13,277 OUCH! 927 00:55:13,277 --> 00:55:14,278 WHAT? 928 00:55:14,278 --> 00:55:15,646 PAINFUL CUTICLE. 929 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:17,848 YOU THINK THAT'S PAINFUL? 930 00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:19,016 RAZOR BURN. 931 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:21,085 RETAINING WATER. 932 00:55:24,021 --> 00:55:25,856 NICKEL BEER NIGHT-- 933 00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:27,291 DODGER STADIUM. 934 00:55:27,291 --> 00:55:29,494 THESE? VIETNAM? 935 00:55:29,494 --> 00:55:31,496 PAROCHIAL SCHOOL. 936 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:34,865 GRENADE. 937 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:37,334 RIOT AT A LOVE CONNECTION TAPING. 938 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:39,103 THAT'S NOTHING. 939 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:41,506 THE PLATE IN MY HEAD? 940 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,107 ELECTIVE SURGERY. 941 00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:45,476 I WAS A FOOL. 942 00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:47,678 TRY THIS. 943 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:51,048 LOW-BUDGET ORGAN TRANSPLANT. 944 00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:52,917 COLT... 945 00:55:52,917 --> 00:55:55,319 ENOUGH FOREPLAY. 946 00:55:55,319 --> 00:55:57,922 WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. 947 00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:22,947 IT WAS MAGIC, COLT. 948 00:56:22,947 --> 00:56:24,982 [SNIFFLES] 949 00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:31,756 I GUESS YOU'RE CRYING BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S WRONG 950 00:56:31,756 --> 00:56:34,759 TO GET MIXED UP WITH A GUY LIKE ME, 951 00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:37,361 A GUY WHO LIVES ON THE EDGE 952 00:56:37,361 --> 00:56:39,163 AND PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES. 953 00:56:39,163 --> 00:56:43,167 THAT CAN ONLY SPELL HEARTACHE AND LONELINESS FOR A WOMAN LIKE YOU. 954 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:46,771 NO. I'M CRYING BECAUSE NOW THAT WE'VE HAD THESE MOMENTS 955 00:56:46,771 --> 00:56:49,774 AND I'M SO FRIENDLY WITH THE VILLAIN, 956 00:56:49,774 --> 00:56:52,777 I KNOW I'M GOING TO DIE. 957 00:56:52,777 --> 00:56:55,980 WELL, SOME THINGS ARE WORTH DYING FOR. 958 00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,990 COLT, 959 00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:07,458 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 960 00:57:09,393 --> 00:57:10,795 NOWHERE. 961 00:57:10,795 --> 00:57:12,797 I'M JUST TAKING ONE OF THOSE 962 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:15,866 UNMOTIVATED BUTT-IN-THE MOONBEAM WALKS. 963 00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:41,759 DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 964 00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,563 NAH! 965 00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:37,247 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 966 00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:41,018 UH, IS THIS, UH, 1014 PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY? 967 00:58:41,018 --> 00:58:41,819 HUH? 968 00:58:41,819 --> 00:58:44,889 1014 PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY? 969 00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:48,893 NO! THIS IS 814 PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY! 970 00:58:48,893 --> 00:58:52,196 1014 IS TWO BLOCKS UP THAT WAY! 971 00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:54,331 SORRY. MY MISTAKE. 972 00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:55,933 YEAH! 973 00:58:55,933 --> 00:58:57,935 NO PROBLEM! 974 00:58:57,935 --> 00:58:59,904 NO PROBLEM! 975 00:59:04,108 --> 00:59:05,576 COLT, LOOK! 976 00:59:06,911 --> 00:59:09,914 IT'S MORTARS. I KNOW IT. 977 00:59:09,914 --> 00:59:12,316 I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 978 00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:15,285 OUCH! OOH! THAT'S MINE! 979 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:16,854 GIVE ME THAT. 980 00:59:33,604 --> 00:59:35,205 TAKE CARE, BABE. 981 00:59:35,205 --> 00:59:36,473 COLT. 982 00:59:36,473 --> 00:59:39,209 NEXT TIME, INSTEAD OF JUST SMOKING CIGARETTES IN BED, 983 00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:42,012 DO YOU THINK WE COULD ACTUALLY MAKE LOVE? 984 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:43,013 YEAH, MAYBE. 985 00:59:43,013 --> 00:59:44,148 COLT, PLEASE. 986 00:59:44,148 --> 00:59:48,118 I WANT YOU. I'M BURNING FOR YOU. I'M ON FIRE. 987 00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:49,519 AND I'M LATE. 988 00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:51,521 IT'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE. 989 00:59:51,521 --> 00:59:53,123 WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 990 01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:07,371 DON'T YOU FIND ME DESIRABLE? 991 01:00:07,371 --> 01:00:08,673 SURE. 992 01:00:08,673 --> 01:00:12,576 BUT I GOT A PARTNER TO WARN. 993 01:00:12,576 --> 01:00:16,313 [WHISTLING POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN] 994 01:00:16,313 --> 01:00:17,715 GA GA GA GA GA! 995 01:00:17,715 --> 01:00:19,316 STICK 'EM UP, SAILOR! 996 01:00:19,316 --> 01:00:21,318 GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! 997 01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:26,423 [TICKING] 998 01:00:26,423 --> 01:00:27,624 LUGER! 999 01:00:29,293 --> 01:00:30,360 [CLICK] 1000 01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:54,852 YOU CRAZY? NOT THAT ONE. 1001 01:00:54,852 --> 01:00:57,855 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1002 01:00:57,855 --> 01:00:59,456 I'M SAVING YOUR LIFE. 1003 01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:02,059 LOOK, IT'S ALWAYS THE GREEN ONE. 1004 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:02,860 YEAH... 1005 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,829 BUT--BUT THAT ONE'S ORANGE. 1006 01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:06,964 WHO ASKED YOU ANYWAY? 1007 01:01:06,964 --> 01:01:08,665 HEY, HEY, HEY, COLT. 1008 01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,467 DID YOU SEE HOT SHOTS? 1009 01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:13,070 AHEM. NOT THAT I'M DRAWING ANY PARALLELS HERE, 1010 01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:15,672 BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S KIND OF COINCIDENCE, 1011 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,474 YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF WEIRD 1012 01:01:17,474 --> 01:01:20,544 THAT, LIKE, YOU'RE DOING THIS, AND IN HOT SHOTS-- 1013 01:01:20,544 --> 01:01:22,346 ALL RIGHT, BECKER, THAT'S IT. 1014 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:25,682 THIS ONE'S GOT YOUR NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT! 1015 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,684 OH, NO! NO! AAH! 1016 01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:41,799 [TICKING FASTER] 1017 01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,217 OOPS. 1018 01:02:36,553 --> 01:02:37,554 ERRR... 1019 01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:38,755 ER! 1020 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,728 LUGER! 1021 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:46,330 WHERE ARE YOU? 1022 01:02:56,673 --> 01:02:58,142 LUGER! 1023 01:02:58,142 --> 01:02:59,309 IN HERE. 1024 01:03:02,646 --> 01:03:03,814 WHAT'S WRONG? 1025 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,215 NOTHING. 1026 01:03:05,215 --> 01:03:06,817 TAKING A SHIT. 1027 01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:09,153 [TOILET FLUSHES] 1028 01:03:09,153 --> 01:03:10,287 SORRY. 1029 01:03:11,721 --> 01:03:15,325 BUST AT A COOKIE FACTORY? 1030 01:03:15,325 --> 01:03:16,660 I DON'T KNOW. 1031 01:03:16,660 --> 01:03:18,262 CAN YOU TRUST HER? 1032 01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:19,129 YEAH. 1033 01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:21,665 HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU KISSED HER? 1034 01:03:21,665 --> 01:03:23,267 WELL, SORT OF. 1035 01:03:23,267 --> 01:03:24,869 FRENCH? 1036 01:03:24,869 --> 01:03:26,536 GIVE HER A HICKEY? 1037 01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:30,841 SHAVED HER BACK? HANDLED HER HOOTERS? 1038 01:03:30,841 --> 01:03:32,442 YOU PARKED HER PINK CADILLAC? 1039 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:33,477 NOPE. 1040 01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:35,880 WELL, WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY KNOW ABOUT HER? 1041 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,681 WE WEAR THE SAME SIZE PUMPS. 1042 01:03:37,681 --> 01:03:40,985 ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE MACHO GUYS WHO HATES WOMEN? 1043 01:03:40,985 --> 01:03:42,386 IF I TELL YOU SOMETHING, 1044 01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:44,989 DO YOU PROMISE IT'LL JUST STAY BETWEEN US? 1045 01:03:44,989 --> 01:03:47,124 YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME, COLT. 1046 01:03:47,124 --> 01:03:49,726 WHATEVER YOU TELL ME DOESN'T LEAVE THIS CAR. 1047 01:03:49,726 --> 01:03:50,995 YOU HAVE MY WORD. 1048 01:03:50,995 --> 01:03:53,297 MY MOTHER NEVER BREAST-FED ME. 1049 01:03:53,297 --> 01:03:55,299 SHE'D TEASE ME WITH IT 1050 01:03:55,299 --> 01:03:57,467 AND THEN GIVE ME THE BOTTLE. 1051 01:03:57,467 --> 01:03:59,603 IT WENT ON FOR YEARS. 1052 01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:00,737 LUFTHANSA ANNOUNCES-- 1053 01:04:00,737 --> 01:04:02,806 [COLT] BY THE TIME I HIT 13, 1054 01:04:02,806 --> 01:04:05,409 I DEVELOPED A LOVE-HATE THING WITH BREASTS 1055 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:07,311 AND A DISTRUST OF ALL WOMEN. 1056 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:09,546 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM. 1057 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:12,116 [LUGER] I BREAST-FED TILL I WAS 16 1058 01:04:12,116 --> 01:04:13,717 AND STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN. 1059 01:04:13,717 --> 01:04:16,420 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 1060 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:18,622 WHILE WE'RE SHARING SO OPENLY HERE, 1061 01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:20,024 I WANT TO TELL YOU 1062 01:04:20,024 --> 01:04:22,426 I APPRECIATE YOU COMING TO WARN ME LIKE THAT. 1063 01:04:22,426 --> 01:04:25,429 MOST PEOPLE I KNOW WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 1064 01:04:25,429 --> 01:04:28,398 WELL, THAT'S THE ADVANTAGE OF WORKING WITH STRANGERS. 1065 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,437 YOU'RE TELLING ME A GUY DRESSED LIKE A WILDERNESS GIRL 1066 01:04:33,437 --> 01:04:34,804 WITH A GERMAN ACCENT-- 1067 01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:35,805 AUSTRIAN? 1068 01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:36,806 AUSTRIAN. YEAH. 1069 01:04:36,806 --> 01:04:38,008 AUSTRIAN ACCENT. 1070 01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:40,277 KILLED YORK AND TRIED TO KILL YOU, TOO, 1071 01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:44,448 AND THAT TONIGHT THERE'S A DRUG DEAL AT THE COOKIE FACTORY? 1072 01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:47,351 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, CAPTAIN, BUT-- 1073 01:04:47,351 --> 01:04:48,752 IT IS CRAZY! 1074 01:04:48,752 --> 01:04:50,955 CONSIDER THIS INVESTIGATION CLOSED! 1075 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:54,724 WELL, IT WAS NICE ALMOST WORKING WITH YOU. 1076 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:58,328 WAIT A MINUTE. WE CAN'T QUIT NOW. WE'VE COME TOO FAR. 1077 01:04:58,328 --> 01:05:00,830 YOU HEARD THE CAPTAIN. WE'RE OFF THE CASE. 1078 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:03,233 YOU'RE MORE HUNG UP ON GOING BY THE BOOK 1079 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:05,035 THAN SOLVING THIS CASE. 1080 01:05:06,636 --> 01:05:08,638 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 1081 01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:17,914 [TRUCK ENGINE REVVING] 1082 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:21,518 [HORN HONKING] 1083 01:05:21,518 --> 01:05:22,552 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1084 01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:24,288 [CRASH] 1085 01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:34,898 OH, NO. 1086 01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:38,235 AM I FAILING TO FOLLOW THE SAFETY GUARD'S MANUAL? 1087 01:05:38,235 --> 01:05:40,570 LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE. 1088 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:44,174 I'M TO BLAME. I DIDN'T GO BY THE RULES. 1089 01:05:44,174 --> 01:05:46,110 IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 1090 01:05:48,578 --> 01:05:50,247 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, 1091 01:05:50,247 --> 01:05:53,250 I WILL ALWAYS GO BY THE BOOK. 1092 01:05:53,250 --> 01:05:55,252 YOU WERE A CROSSING GUARD? 1093 01:05:55,252 --> 01:05:57,254 YOU GUYS WERE ALL GEEKS. 1094 01:05:57,254 --> 01:05:58,855 AND WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 1095 01:05:58,855 --> 01:06:02,526 YOU GOT SOME KIND OF DEATH WISH? 1096 01:06:02,526 --> 01:06:04,194 IF HE ONLY KNEW. 1097 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:07,998 IT WAS CLAIRE WHO LIVED LIFE ON THE EDGE. 1098 01:06:17,141 --> 01:06:19,543 IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND, LUGER. 1099 01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:21,945 YOU GOT A FAMILY. ALL I GOT IS REVENGE. 1100 01:06:21,945 --> 01:06:24,548 I'LL NAIL MORTARS FOR THE YORK AND McCRACKEN KILLINGS. 1101 01:06:24,548 --> 01:06:27,151 YOU MAY BE HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, COLT, 1102 01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:30,687 BUT YOU'RE DOING ALL THE WRONG THINGS TO GET THERE. 1103 01:06:30,687 --> 01:06:32,089 OH, REALLY, MR. PERFECT? 1104 01:06:32,089 --> 01:06:34,358 WELL, AREN'T WE FORGETTING SOMETHING? 1105 01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:35,525 [RATTLING] 1106 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:38,962 I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS GETTING THROUGH TO YOU. 1107 01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:41,765 SOMETIMES YOU CAN'T PLAY BY THE RULES. 1108 01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:45,469 WELL, I'M GOING AFTER MORTARS, ALONE AND BY MYSELF. 1109 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:08,758 [GUNFIRE] 1110 01:07:35,018 --> 01:07:36,953 "WHAT RUSSIAN NOVEL 1111 01:07:36,953 --> 01:07:39,156 "EMBRACING MORE THAN 500 CHARACTERS 1112 01:07:39,156 --> 01:07:41,758 IS SET IN THE NAPOLEONIC WARS?" 1113 01:07:41,758 --> 01:07:43,360 WAR AND PEACE. 1114 01:08:26,636 --> 01:08:28,672 [SPEAKING GERMAN] 1115 01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:15,419 [CLICK] 1116 01:09:15,419 --> 01:09:19,489 I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT, MR. COLT. 1117 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,490 WOOAAH! 1118 01:09:24,928 --> 01:09:27,497 AAH! 1119 01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:39,108 THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH. 1120 01:09:39,108 --> 01:09:41,110 FIRST YOU USE MY AFFECTION, 1121 01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:43,980 THEN YOU USE ME TO SELL DRUGS 1122 01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:45,382 THROUGH THE WILDERNESS GIRLS. 1123 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:47,251 WHAT KIND OF A MAN ARE YOU? 1124 01:09:47,251 --> 01:09:48,518 A USER. 1125 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:51,120 I KNEW THAT WHEN YOU MADE ME PARADE AROUND 1126 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,623 IN THAT LEATHER DEMI-CUP UNDERWIRE BRA 1127 01:09:53,623 --> 01:09:56,226 WITH MATCHING PANTIES AND GARTER BELT. 1128 01:09:56,226 --> 01:09:57,994 THE BRA WITH METAL STUDS? 1129 01:09:57,994 --> 01:09:59,396 THAT'S THE RED ONE. 1130 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:01,798 I MEAN THE BLACK SET WITH GOLD THREAD PIPING. 1131 01:10:01,798 --> 01:10:03,233 ALWAYS LOVED THAT ONE. 1132 01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:05,235 I HATE IT. MOST OF ALL, 1133 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:07,937 I HATE THE FACT YOU MADE ME LURE COLT, 1134 01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:09,439 THE MAN I LOVE. 1135 01:10:09,439 --> 01:10:11,641 "THE MAN..." DON'T BE FOOLISH. 1136 01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:14,878 ALL RIGHT, GENERAL, PLAYTIME'S OVER. 1137 01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:15,845 COLT! 1138 01:10:15,845 --> 01:10:19,249 DESTINY, I WAS MOVED BY WHAT YOU SAID. 1139 01:10:19,249 --> 01:10:21,651 I MEANT IT, COLT. I LOVE YOU. 1140 01:10:21,651 --> 01:10:25,489 I MEAN THE STUFF ABOUT THAT BLACK LEATHER OUTFIT. 1141 01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:26,556 OH. 1142 01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,925 ALL RIGHT, GENERAL, YOUR COOKIE'S CRUMBLED. 1143 01:10:28,925 --> 01:10:32,862 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FIRST. 1144 01:10:38,034 --> 01:10:39,168 CLAIRE! 1145 01:10:39,168 --> 01:10:41,871 [WHIMPERING] 1146 01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:44,274 LET HER GO, GENERAL. 1147 01:10:44,274 --> 01:10:47,644 YEAH. L-L-LET HER GO AND KEEP ME. 1148 01:10:47,644 --> 01:10:48,778 NO. 1149 01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:49,579 O.K. 1150 01:10:49,579 --> 01:10:52,282 KEEP HER AND LET ME GO. 1151 01:10:52,282 --> 01:10:53,750 KEEP EVERYBODY BUT ME. 1152 01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:56,353 WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO ANY OF YOU? 1153 01:10:56,353 --> 01:10:58,021 BECAUSE YOU WANT THIS. 1154 01:10:58,021 --> 01:11:00,490 OOH. 1155 01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:02,326 I UNDERESTIMATED YOU, SON. 1156 01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:03,727 [CLICK] 1157 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:06,863 THANK YOU. I'LL TAKE THAT. 1158 01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:09,032 ALL RIGHT, MR. COLT... 1159 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:10,434 THE GAME IS UP. 1160 01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:12,469 PUT YOUR WEAPON DOWN. 1161 01:11:12,469 --> 01:11:14,671 PUT DOWN YOURS, GENERAL. 1162 01:11:15,772 --> 01:11:18,207 YOU WON'T SHOOT ME, ANGEL BUNS. 1163 01:11:18,207 --> 01:11:20,344 YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE... 1164 01:11:22,011 --> 01:11:23,012 GUTS! 1165 01:11:25,549 --> 01:11:27,417 AAH! 1166 01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:31,321 HYAH! 1167 01:11:31,321 --> 01:11:33,523 WOOH-WAH! 1168 01:11:48,004 --> 01:11:49,305 HOLD IT! 1169 01:11:50,574 --> 01:11:51,575 O.K. 1170 01:11:51,575 --> 01:11:53,543 OH! 1171 01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:56,913 COLT, LOOK OUT! AAH! 1172 01:12:08,257 --> 01:12:10,927 COLT, I'M COLD. 1173 01:12:12,095 --> 01:12:14,464 I'M SO COLD. 1174 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:21,938 THANKS. 1175 01:12:21,938 --> 01:12:23,106 [HACKING] 1176 01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:24,240 [COUGHING] 1177 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:25,709 KISS ME. 1178 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:30,013 [COUGHING] 1179 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:32,516 [HACKING] 1180 01:12:32,516 --> 01:12:34,518 MAY NOT BE A GOOD IDEA. 1181 01:12:34,518 --> 01:12:37,387 I GOT A TOUCH OF THE FLU. 1182 01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:39,288 PLEASE, COLT. 1183 01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:41,425 [COUGHING] 1184 01:12:41,425 --> 01:12:43,359 [GAGGING] 1185 01:12:55,338 --> 01:12:58,442 GET MORTARS FOR ME, COLT. 1186 01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:31,508 GIVE IT UP, MORTARS! 1187 01:13:31,508 --> 01:13:34,077 YOU'RE ONLY MAKING THINGS WORSE. 1188 01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,078 IT'S OVER. 1189 01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:36,480 THE JIG IS UP. 1190 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:38,081 THE RUBICON IS CROSSED. 1191 01:13:38,081 --> 01:13:39,082 [CLICK] 1192 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:41,585 GETTING SLOPPY, SON. 1193 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:44,454 WELL, IT WAS STILL SOUND ADVICE. 1194 01:13:44,454 --> 01:13:46,623 DROP THE GUN, GENERAL. 1195 01:13:46,623 --> 01:13:48,558 LUGER. YOU CAME. 1196 01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:49,759 That's personal. 1197 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:51,961 BUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS I'M HERE. 1198 01:13:51,961 --> 01:13:55,565 SHOOT HIM, PARTNER. SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM, SHOOT HIM! 1199 01:13:55,565 --> 01:13:56,966 YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME, SERGEANT. 1200 01:13:56,966 --> 01:14:00,470 YOU'RE A COP. YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT BY THE BOOK. 1201 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:02,572 GO AHEAD, SERGEANT, SHOOT ME. 1202 01:14:02,572 --> 01:14:04,440 SOMETIMES, GENERAL... 1203 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,443 YOU MAKE THE RULES UP AS YOU GO. 1204 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:08,444 OH! 1205 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,646 JUST KIDDING. 1206 01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:27,330 NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SMOKE AFTER YOU'VE BLOWN SOMEONE AWAY. 1207 01:14:27,330 --> 01:14:28,331 YOU MIND? 1208 01:14:28,331 --> 01:14:29,599 YEAH. 1209 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:31,668 YOU'RE RIGHT. THESE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS. 1210 01:14:39,543 --> 01:14:42,345 LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED THE FIREWORKS, CAPTAIN. 1211 01:14:42,345 --> 01:14:43,580 WRONG! 1212 01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:46,550 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE JUST IN TIME FOR THEM! 1213 01:14:49,018 --> 01:14:52,622 SO YOU TWO GUYS ARE A COUPLE OF SUPERHEROES, HUH? 1214 01:14:52,622 --> 01:14:54,624 WE GOT THE BAD GUYS, CAP. 1215 01:14:54,624 --> 01:14:57,026 YEAH, AND YOU ALMOST GOT YOURSELF KILLED. 1216 01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:59,629 WISH I HAD MORE MEN LIKE YOU. 1217 01:14:59,629 --> 01:15:03,099 LOOK, WOULD YOU RECONSIDER THAT RETIREMENT? 1218 01:15:05,602 --> 01:15:08,504 ONLY IF COLT'S MY PARTNER. 1219 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:11,107 I THINK IT CAN BE ARRANGED. 1220 01:15:11,107 --> 01:15:12,241 THANKS, CAP. 1221 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:13,743 SEQUEL. SEQUEL. 1222 01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:15,779 I'M DRIVING. I'M DRIVING. 1223 01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:18,648 I'M DRIVING. 1224 01:15:18,648 --> 01:15:19,649 I'M DRIVING. 1225 01:15:19,649 --> 01:15:20,650 I'M DRIVING. 1226 01:15:20,650 --> 01:15:21,851 I'M DRIVING! 1227 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:22,886 O.K. 1228 01:15:30,594 --> 01:15:35,131 YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I'M FORGETTING SOMETHING BACK THERE. 1229 01:15:35,131 --> 01:15:36,399 DESTINY. CLAIRE. 1230 01:15:36,399 --> 01:15:37,466 THAT'S IT. 1231 01:15:37,466 --> 01:15:39,903 WE'RE HERE, COLT. 1232 01:15:39,903 --> 01:15:42,505 DESTINY, CLAIRE, Y-Y-YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. 1233 01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:43,773 ME, TOO, 1234 01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:46,309 IN CASE YOU HAVE THE SENSITIVITY TO CARE. 1235 01:15:46,309 --> 01:15:48,912 I--I--I KNOW YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ME, 1236 01:15:48,912 --> 01:15:51,514 BUT DON'T WORRY. I GROW ON YOU. 1237 01:15:51,514 --> 01:15:53,016 KIND OF LIKE A RASH. 1238 01:15:53,016 --> 01:15:54,483 [STEREO] * LET ME GO * 1239 01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:59,188 * BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME * 1240 01:15:59,188 --> 01:16:00,724 * FOR ME * 1241 01:16:00,724 --> 01:16:04,761 * FOR ME * 1242 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:13,837 * SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME * 1243 01:16:13,837 --> 01:16:17,006 * AND SPIT IN MY EYE * 1244 01:16:17,974 --> 01:16:20,109 * SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME * 1245 01:16:20,109 --> 01:16:23,079 * AND LEAVE ME TO DIE ** 1246 01:16:38,862 --> 01:16:42,699 * LOVE DON'T GIVE NO COMPENSATION * 1247 01:16:42,699 --> 01:16:46,269 * LOVE DON'T PAY NO BILLS * 1248 01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:50,073 * LOVE DON'T GIVE NO INDICATION * 1249 01:16:50,073 --> 01:16:53,476 * LOVE JUST WON'T STAND STILL * 1250 01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,812 * LOVE KILLS * 1251 01:16:55,812 --> 01:16:59,215 * DRILLS YOU THROUGH YOUR HEART * 1252 01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:01,651 * LOVE KILLS * 1253 01:17:01,651 --> 01:17:04,620 * SCARS YOU FROM THE START * 1254 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,189 * LOVE KILLS * 1255 01:17:06,189 --> 01:17:07,190 * LOVE KILLS * 1256 01:17:07,190 --> 01:17:08,624 * LOVE KILLS * 1257 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,093 * LOVE KILLS * 1258 01:17:12,996 --> 01:17:16,833 * LOVE DON'T TAKE NO RESERVATION * 1259 01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:20,203 * LOVE IS NO SQUARE DEAL * 1260 01:17:20,203 --> 01:17:24,607 * HEY, LOVE DON'T GIVE NO JUSTIFICATION * 1261 01:17:24,607 --> 01:17:27,677 * STRIKES LIKE COLD STEEL * 1262 01:17:27,677 --> 01:17:30,079 * LOVE KILLS * 1263 01:17:30,079 --> 01:17:33,482 * DRILLS YOU THROUGH YOUR HEART * 1264 01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:35,584 * LOVE KILLS * 1265 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:38,521 * SCARS YOU FROM THE START * 1266 01:17:38,521 --> 01:17:41,524 * IT'S JUST A LITTLE FASTER * 1267 01:17:41,524 --> 01:17:43,426 * BURNIN' YOUR LIFELINE * 1268 01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:45,394 * GIVES YOU A HARD TIME * 1269 01:17:45,394 --> 01:17:46,730 * WON'T LET YOU GO * 1270 01:17:46,730 --> 01:17:48,331 * 'CAUSE LOVE * 1271 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,265 * LOVE * 1272 01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:53,669 * LOVE WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE * 1273 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:55,038 * YEAH * 1274 01:17:57,941 --> 01:18:00,409 * AND LOVE CAN PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS * 1275 01:18:00,409 --> 01:18:03,546 * AN OPEN INVITATION TO YOUR HEART * 1276 01:18:03,546 --> 01:18:06,082 * HEY, LOVE KILLS * 1277 01:18:06,082 --> 01:18:07,951 * PLAY WITH YOUR EMOTIONS * 1278 01:18:07,951 --> 01:18:11,320 * AN OPEN INVITATION TO YOUR HEART * 1279 01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,122 * HEY, LOVE KILLS * 1280 01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:18,327 * LOVE KILLS * 1281 01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:19,328 * LOVE KILLS * 1282 01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:21,064 * LOVE KILLS * 1283 01:18:28,571 --> 01:18:30,006 * LOVE KILLS * 1284 01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:34,010 * HEY, DRILLS YOU THROUGH YOUR HEART * 1285 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,612 * LOVE KILLS * 1286 01:18:36,612 --> 01:18:38,915 * SCARS YOU FROM THE START * 1287 01:18:38,915 --> 01:18:42,118 * IT'S JUST A LITTLE FASTER * 1288 01:18:42,118 --> 01:18:44,620 * LIVIN' IN YOUR HEARTLINE * 1289 01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:47,623 * WON'T LET YOU GO * 1290 01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:49,859 * LOVE KILLS * 1291 01:18:49,859 --> 01:18:53,296 * DRILLS YOU THROUGH YOUR HEART * 1292 01:18:53,296 --> 01:18:55,464 * LOVE KILLS * 1293 01:18:55,464 --> 01:18:57,867 * TEARS YOU RIGHT APART * 1294 01:18:57,867 --> 01:19:01,871 * IT WON'T LET GO * 1295 01:19:01,871 --> 01:19:06,642 * IT WON'T LET GO * 1296 01:19:06,642 --> 01:19:08,377 * LOVE KILLS * 1297 01:19:11,781 --> 01:19:14,884 * OOH OOH * 1298 01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:20,323 * OOH OOH OOH * 1299 01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:28,031 * OOH OOH * 1300 01:19:28,031 --> 01:19:33,436 * OOH OOH OOH ** 1301 01:19:33,436 --> 01:19:36,439 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NEW LINE HOME VIDEO 1302 01:19:36,439 --> 01:19:39,442 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1303 01:19:39,442 --> 01:19:42,245 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 NEW LINE PRODUCTIONS, INC. 1304 01:19:42,245 --> 01:19:45,849 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 1304 01:19:46,305 --> 01:20:46,697 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 85346

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