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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ HORNS HONKING ] >> Yung Hee: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE PICKING UP SOMEONE FROM

>> Yung Hee: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE PICKING UP SOMEONE FROM THE AIRPORT.

WE'RE PICKING UP SOMEONE FROM THE AIRPORT. >> Marquess: I HAVE TO AGREE.

THE AIRPORT. >> Marquess: I HAVE TO AGREE. THERE IS NOTHING MYSTERIOUS

>> Marquess: I HAVE TO AGREE. THERE IS NOTHING MYSTERIOUS ABOUT AN AIRPORT RUN.

THERE IS NOTHING MYSTERIOUS ABOUT AN AIRPORT RUN. >> Mike: OPEN YOUR MIND,

ABOUT AN AIRPORT RUN. >> Mike: OPEN YOUR MIND, MARQUESS.

>> Mike: OPEN YOUR MIND, MARQUESS. IS THE PERSON WHO NEEDS A RIDE

MARQUESS. IS THE PERSON WHO NEEDS A RIDE VISITING OR DO THEY LIVE HERE?

IS THE PERSON WHO NEEDS A RIDE VISITING OR DO THEY LIVE HERE? MYSTERY.

VISITING OR DO THEY LIVE HERE? MYSTERY. HOW WAS THEIR FLIGHT? MYSTERY.

MYSTERY. HOW WAS THEIR FLIGHT? MYSTERY. DO THEY JUST HAVE A CARRY-ON OR

HOW WAS THEIR FLIGHT? MYSTERY. DO THEY JUST HAVE A CARRY-ON OR DID THEY CHECK IN THEIR LUGGAGE?

DO THEY JUST HAVE A CARRY-ON OR DID THEY CHECK IN THEIR LUGGAGE? ALL MYSTERIES.

DID THEY CHECK IN THEIR LUGGAGE? ALL MYSTERIES. SO LET'S GO SOLVE IT.

ALL MYSTERIES. SO LET'S GO SOLVE IT. >> Pigeon: I THINK THIS IS OUR

SO LET'S GO SOLVE IT. >> Pigeon: I THINK THIS IS OUR GUY.

>> Pigeon: I THINK THIS IS OUR GUY. PULL OVER.

GUY. PULL OVER. >> Mike: WHERE?

PULL OVER. >> Mike: WHERE? >> Pigeon: RIGHT THERE.

>> Mike: WHERE? >> Pigeon: RIGHT THERE. THE OLD GUY WAVING DIRECTLY AT

>> Pigeon: RIGHT THERE. THE OLD GUY WAVING DIRECTLY AT US.

THE OLD GUY WAVING DIRECTLY AT US. >> Mike: NOBODY WILL LET ME IN.

US. >> Mike: NOBODY WILL LET ME IN. >> Yung Hee: THIS WOMAN'S TRYING

>> Mike: NOBODY WILL LET ME IN. >> Yung Hee: THIS WOMAN'S TRYING TO LET YOU IN.

>> Yung Hee: THIS WOMAN'S TRYING TO LET YOU IN. GO!

TO LET YOU IN. GO! [ HORN HONKS ]

GO! [ HORN HONKS ] >> Mike: IT'S NOT SAFE.

[ HORN HONKS ] >> Mike: IT'S NOT SAFE. >> Yung Hee: YOU DRIVE SO

>> Mike: IT'S NOT SAFE. >> Yung Hee: YOU DRIVE SO SCARED, YOU MAKE IT NOT SAFE.

>> Yung Hee: YOU DRIVE SO SCARED, YOU MAKE IT NOT SAFE. >> Mike: I DRIVE DEFENSIVELY

SCARED, YOU MAKE IT NOT SAFE. >> Mike: I DRIVE DEFENSIVELY BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF

>> Mike: I DRIVE DEFENSIVELY BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF FENDER BENDERS, OKAY?

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF FENDER BENDERS, OKAY? >> All: GO!

FENDER BENDERS, OKAY? >> All: GO! >> Mike: JESUS CHRIST!

>> All: GO! >> Mike: JESUS CHRIST! YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE YELLING AT

>> Mike: JESUS CHRIST! YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME.

YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE YELLING AT ME. IT DISCOMBOBULATES ME!

ME. IT DISCOMBOBULATES ME! GOL-LY!

IT DISCOMBOBULATES ME! GOL-LY! >> WHAT THE HELL?

GOL-LY! >> WHAT THE HELL? >> Yung Hee: NO ONE'S YELLING AT

>> WHAT THE HELL? >> Yung Hee: NO ONE'S YELLING AT YOU.

>> Yung Hee: NO ONE'S YELLING AT YOU. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO.

YOU. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO. >> TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.

YOU JUST HAVE TO GO. >> TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. YOU THINK I'D SUMMONED YOU BY

>> TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH. YOU THINK I'D SUMMONED YOU BY CARRIER PIGEON.

YOU THINK I'D SUMMONED YOU BY CARRIER PIGEON. >> Yung Hee: YOU DID.

CARRIER PIGEON. >> Yung Hee: YOU DID. >> WELL, BY ALL MEANS, USE A

>> Yung Hee: YOU DID. >> WELL, BY ALL MEANS, USE A CELLPHONE THEN, IF YOU WANT THE

>> WELL, BY ALL MEANS, USE A CELLPHONE THEN, IF YOU WANT THE NSA LISTENING TO YOUR PRIVATE

CELLPHONE THEN, IF YOU WANT THE NSA LISTENING TO YOUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS.

NSA LISTENING TO YOUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS. >> Pigeon: HEY, YOUR JACKET SAYS

CONVERSATIONS. >> Pigeon: HEY, YOUR JACKET SAYS "BUZZ ALDRIN."

>> Pigeon: HEY, YOUR JACKET SAYS "BUZZ ALDRIN." YOU'RE NOT THE ASTRONAUT

"BUZZ ALDRIN." YOU'RE NOT THE ASTRONAUT BUZZ ALDRIN, ARE YOU?

YOU'RE NOT THE ASTRONAUT BUZZ ALDRIN, ARE YOU? >> NO, I'M THE JAZZ SINGER

BUZZ ALDRIN, ARE YOU? >> NO, I'M THE JAZZ SINGER BUZZ ALDRIN.

>> NO, I'M THE JAZZ SINGER BUZZ ALDRIN. OF COURSE I'M THE ASTRONAUT.

BUZZ ALDRIN. OF COURSE I'M THE ASTRONAUT. YOU THINK THEY GIVE THESE NASA

OF COURSE I'M THE ASTRONAUT. YOU THINK THEY GIVE THESE NASA JACKETS TO ANYBODY?

YOU THINK THEY GIVE THESE NASA JACKETS TO ANYBODY? >> Mike: WHERE ARE WE GOING?

JACKETS TO ANYBODY? >> Mike: WHERE ARE WE GOING? >> CAESARS PALACE.

>> Mike: WHERE ARE WE GOING? >> CAESARS PALACE. I'M SEEING THAT ELTON JOHN SHOW

>> CAESARS PALACE. I'M SEEING THAT ELTON JOHN SHOW TONIGHT.

I'M SEEING THAT ELTON JOHN SHOW TONIGHT. I'M SUPPOSED TO JOIN HIM ONSTAGE

TONIGHT. I'M SUPPOSED TO JOIN HIM ONSTAGE FOR A DUET OF "ROCKET MAN."

I'M SUPPOSED TO JOIN HIM ONSTAGE FOR A DUET OF "ROCKET MAN." THAT'S A HELL OF A SONG, BUT IF

FOR A DUET OF "ROCKET MAN." THAT'S A HELL OF A SONG, BUT IF HE TRIES ANYTHING ON ME, I WILL

THAT'S A HELL OF A SONG, BUT IF HE TRIES ANYTHING ON ME, I WILL KNOCK HIM OUT.

HE TRIES ANYTHING ON ME, I WILL KNOCK HIM OUT. >> Marquess: YEAH, I DOUBT

KNOCK HIM OUT. >> Marquess: YEAH, I DOUBT YOU'RE HIS TYPE.

>> Marquess: YEAH, I DOUBT YOU'RE HIS TYPE. >> CRIMINE, IT'S HOT IN HERE.

YOU'RE HIS TYPE. >> CRIMINE, IT'S HOT IN HERE. WE NEED SOME A.C.

>> CRIMINE, IT'S HOT IN HERE. WE NEED SOME A.C. >> All: NO!

WE NEED SOME A.C. >> All: NO! >> Mike: NO, PLEASE DON'T DO

>> All: NO! >> Mike: NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT.

>> Mike: NO, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. >> WHAT THE HELL?

THAT. >> WHAT THE HELL? [ CLICKING ]

>> WHAT THE HELL? [ CLICKING ] DAMN IT!

[ CLICKING ] DAMN IT! >> Mike: OH, I'M SORRY, MAN.

DAMN IT! >> Mike: OH, I'M SORRY, MAN. WHEN YOU TURN ON THE A.C., THE

>> Mike: OH, I'M SORRY, MAN. WHEN YOU TURN ON THE A.C., THE HEAT COMES ON FULL BLAST.

WHEN YOU TURN ON THE A.C., THE HEAT COMES ON FULL BLAST. I'M SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

HEAT COMES ON FULL BLAST. I'M SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I'M TRYING TO GET IT FIXED.

I'M SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I'M TRYING TO GET IT FIXED. >> WHY WON'T IT TURN OFF?

I'M TRYING TO GET IT FIXED. >> WHY WON'T IT TURN OFF? >> Mike: THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT

>> WHY WON'T IT TURN OFF? >> Mike: THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE MYSTERY MOBILE.

>> Mike: THAT'S WHY WE CALL IT THE MYSTERY MOBILE. >> DAMN IT!

THE MYSTERY MOBILE. >> DAMN IT! [ RATTLING, HEATER SHUTS OFF ]

>> DAMN IT! [ RATTLING, HEATER SHUTS OFF ] >> Mike: WOW. WHENEVER I DID

[ RATTLING, HEATER SHUTS OFF ] >> Mike: WOW. WHENEVER I DID THAT, THE ENGINE WOULD FALL OUT,

>> Mike: WOW. WHENEVER I DID THAT, THE ENGINE WOULD FALL OUT, BUT THE HEAT WOULD KEEP BLOWING.

THAT, THE ENGINE WOULD FALL OUT, BUT THE HEAT WOULD KEEP BLOWING. >> Yung Hee: DAD, SHOULDN'T YOU

BUT THE HEAT WOULD KEEP BLOWING. >> Yung Hee: DAD, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING THE ROAD?

>> Yung Hee: DAD, SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING THE ROAD? >> YEAH, THAT WAS THE SECRET TO

BE WATCHING THE ROAD? >> YEAH, THAT WAS THE SECRET TO KEEPING THE OXYGEN GOING ON THAT

>> YEAH, THAT WAS THE SECRET TO KEEPING THE OXYGEN GOING ON THAT OLD PIECE OF CRAP APOLLO 11,

KEEPING THE OXYGEN GOING ON THAT OLD PIECE OF CRAP APOLLO 11, TOO.

OLD PIECE OF CRAP APOLLO 11, TOO. >> Mike: DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER

TOO. >> Mike: DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SECRETS?

>> Mike: DO YOU KNOW ANY OTHER SECRETS? >> Yung Hee: DAD.

SECRETS? >> Yung Hee: DAD. >> Mike: LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

>> Yung Hee: DAD. >> Mike: LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

>> Mike: LIKE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. IT HAPPENED, BUT THIS CLOCK

TIME. IT HAPPENED, BUT THIS CLOCK NEVER KNEW IT, YOU KNOW?

IT HAPPENED, BUT THIS CLOCK NEVER KNEW IT, YOU KNOW? >> SECRETS?

NEVER KNEW IT, YOU KNOW? >> SECRETS? [ CHUCKLES ]

>> SECRETS? [ CHUCKLES ] I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE BIGGEST

[ CHUCKLES ] I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE BIGGEST SECRET ON EARTH.

I HAPPEN TO KNOW THE BIGGEST SECRET ON EARTH. OR MAYBE THE UNIVERSE.

SECRET ON EARTH. OR MAYBE THE UNIVERSE. >> Yung Hee: CAN YOU STOP

OR MAYBE THE UNIVERSE. >> Yung Hee: CAN YOU STOP TALKING TO MY DAD RIGHT NOW?

>> Yung Hee: CAN YOU STOP TALKING TO MY DAD RIGHT NOW? >> AND IT INVOLVES YOU.

TALKING TO MY DAD RIGHT NOW? >> AND IT INVOLVES YOU. >> Yung Hee: DAD, THE ROAD.

>> AND IT INVOLVES YOU. >> Yung Hee: DAD, THE ROAD. [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> Yung Hee: DAD, THE ROAD. [ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Mike: OH, MAN!

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> Mike: OH, MAN! ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? MAN!

>> Mike: OH, MAN! ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? MAN! IS EVERYBODY OKAY BACK THERE?

ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? MAN! IS EVERYBODY OKAY BACK THERE? >> Yung Hee: [ GROANS ]

IS EVERYBODY OKAY BACK THERE? >> Yung Hee: [ GROANS ] >> Marquess: OH, MY...OH, YES.

>> Yung Hee: [ GROANS ] >> Marquess: OH, MY...OH, YES. >> Pigeon: OH, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR

>> Marquess: OH, MY...OH, YES. >> Pigeon: OH, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR ASTRONAUT TOOK FLIGHT.

>> Pigeon: OH, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR ASTRONAUT TOOK FLIGHT. >> Mike: OH, SH...

ASTRONAUT TOOK FLIGHT. >> Mike: OH, SH... [ GLASS SHATTERS ]

>> Mike: OH, SH... [ GLASS SHATTERS ] WAKE UP.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ] WAKE UP. >> Pigeon: WELL, HE CAN'T

WAKE UP. >> Pigeon: WELL, HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.

>> Pigeon: WELL, HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. >> Yung Hee: OH, MY GOD.

BECAUSE HE'S DEAD. >> Yung Hee: OH, MY GOD. >> Pigeon: YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HE

>> Yung Hee: OH, MY GOD. >> Pigeon: YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HE BEAT NEIL ARMSTRONG TO

>> Pigeon: YOU KNOW, AT LEAST HE BEAT NEIL ARMSTRONG TO SOMETHING.

BEAT NEIL ARMSTRONG TO SOMETHING. [ Dialing ]

SOMETHING. [ Dialing ] >> Yung Hee: NEIL ARMSTRONG

[ Dialing ] >> Yung Hee: NEIL ARMSTRONG ALREADY DIED.

>> Yung Hee: NEIL ARMSTRONG ALREADY DIED. >> Pigeon: REALLY?

ALREADY DIED. >> Pigeon: REALLY? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?

>> Pigeon: REALLY? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? >> Yung Hee: A FEW YEARS AGO.

WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? >> Yung Hee: A FEW YEARS AGO. >> Pigeon: HUH.

>> Yung Hee: A FEW YEARS AGO. >> Pigeon: HUH. ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID.

>> Pigeon: HUH. ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID. >> Mike: YES, THAT IS CORRECT.

ALWAYS A BRIDESMAID. >> Mike: YES, THAT IS CORRECT. NO INJURIES.

>> Mike: YES, THAT IS CORRECT. NO INJURIES. WELL, ONE DEATH.

NO INJURIES. WELL, ONE DEATH. >> Mr. Tyson, can you tell me

WELL, ONE DEATH. >> Mr. Tyson, can you tell me anything about the victim?

>> Mr. Tyson, can you tell me anything about the victim? >> Mike: YES, HE WAS AN

anything about the victim? >> Mike: YES, HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT.

>> Mike: YES, HE WAS AN ASTRONAUT. OH, AND RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE

ASTRONAUT. OH, AND RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE WAS ABOUT TO TELL ME THE BIGGEST

OH, AND RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED, HE WAS ABOUT TO TELL ME THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE.

WAS ABOUT TO TELL ME THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE. [ SIREN WAILS ]

SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE. [ SIREN WAILS ] >> May I put you on hold while I

[ SIREN WAILS ] >> May I put you on hold while I enter this?

>> May I put you on hold while I enter this? It may take a moment.

enter this? It may take a moment. We have multiple ongoing

It may take a moment. We have multiple ongoing investigations concerning other

We have multiple ongoing investigations concerning other collisions you've been involved

investigations concerning other collisions you've been involved in, curiously also involving

collisions you've been involved in, curiously also involving fatalities to astronauts, so I

in, curiously also involving fatalities to astronauts, so I just want to make sure we file

fatalities to astronauts, so I just want to make sure we file these claims correctly.

just want to make sure we file these claims correctly. If we get disconnected, my name

these claims correctly. If we get disconnected, my name is Julius and my direct dial is

If we get disconnected, my name is Julius and my direct dial is 7508.

is Julius and my direct dial is 7508. >> Mike: OKAY.

7508. >> Mike: OKAY. THANK YOU, JULIUS.

>> Mike: OKAY. THANK YOU, JULIUS. [ Muzak playing ]

THANK YOU, JULIUS. [ Muzak playing ] >> Mr. Tyson, although this is

[ Muzak playing ] >> Mr. Tyson, although this is just your fourth collision this

>> Mr. Tyson, although this is just your fourth collision this year, because the number of

just your fourth collision this year, because the number of fatalities is 10, that may

year, because the number of fatalities is 10, that may affect your premium.

fatalities is 10, that may affect your premium. And they're all astronauts.

affect your premium. And they're all astronauts. >> Mike: [ GASPS ]

And they're all astronauts. >> Mike: [ GASPS ] >> Although, I don't think that

>> Mike: [ GASPS ] >> Although, I don't think that will affect your premium.

>> Although, I don't think that will affect your premium. [ SIREN WAILS ]

will affect your premium. [ SIREN WAILS ] >> Mike: HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS

[ SIREN WAILS ] >> Mike: HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS HAVE I KILLED?

>> Mike: HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS HAVE I KILLED? >> Please do not admit liability

HAVE I KILLED? >> Please do not admit liability until your claims are settled.

>> Please do not admit liability until your claims are settled. >> Mike: OKAY, HOW MANY

until your claims are settled. >> Mike: OKAY, HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS HAVE BEEN KILLED?

>> Mike: OKAY, HOW MANY ASTRONAUTS HAVE BEEN KILLED? >> Uh...10 astronauts.

ASTRONAUTS HAVE BEEN KILLED? >> Uh...10 astronauts. Is there anything else I can do

>> Uh...10 astronauts. Is there anything else I can do for you today?

Is there anything else I can do for you today? >> Mike: NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM.

for you today? >> Mike: NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM. >> Would you be willing to take

>> Mike: NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM. >> Would you be willing to take a short customer-service survey

>> Would you be willing to take a short customer-service survey about your experience today?

a short customer-service survey about your experience today? >> Mike: HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE?

about your experience today? >> Mike: HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE? >> About 15 minutes.

>> Mike: HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE? >> About 15 minutes. >> Mike: SURE.

>> About 15 minutes. >> Mike: SURE. >> Thank you for taking this

>> Mike: SURE. >> Thank you for taking this brief survey.

>> Thank you for taking this brief survey. Was your claim representative

brief survey. Was your claim representative courteous?

Was your claim representative courteous? [ HORNS HONKING ]

courteous? [ HORNS HONKING ] You can say "surpassed my

[ HORNS HONKING ] You can say "surpassed my expectations," "met my

You can say "surpassed my expectations," "met my expectations"...

expectations," "met my expectations"... [ DRILL WHIRRING ]

expectations"... [ DRILL WHIRRING ] >> Marquess MICHAEL, TRY TO CALM

[ DRILL WHIRRING ] >> Marquess MICHAEL, TRY TO CALM DOWN.

>> Marquess MICHAEL, TRY TO CALM DOWN. JUST BREATHE, OKAY?

DOWN. JUST BREATHE, OKAY? LET'S BE RATIONAL.

JUST BREATHE, OKAY? LET'S BE RATIONAL. >> Mike: I HAVE KILLED 10

LET'S BE RATIONAL. >> Mike: I HAVE KILLED 10 ASTRONAUT, MARQUESS.

>> Mike: I HAVE KILLED 10 ASTRONAUT, MARQUESS. [ SNIFFLES ]

ASTRONAUT, MARQUESS. [ SNIFFLES ] OKAY. THINK RATIONALLY.

[ SNIFFLES ] OKAY. THINK RATIONALLY. >> Marquess: GOOD.

OKAY. THINK RATIONALLY. >> Marquess: GOOD. >> Mike: DO I HAVE ANYTHING

>> Marquess: GOOD. >> Mike: DO I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ASTRONAUTS?

>> Mike: DO I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST ASTRONAUTS? NO WAY.

AGAINST ASTRONAUTS? NO WAY. BECAUSE WHEN I BECAME

NO WAY. BECAUSE WHEN I BECAME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE

BECAUSE WHEN I BECAME HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, IT WAS MY DREAM THAT AN

HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, IT WAS MY DREAM THAT AN ASTRONAUT MIGHT TAKE ME TO OTHER

WORLD, IT WAS MY DREAM THAT AN ASTRONAUT MIGHT TAKE ME TO OTHER WORLDS...

ASTRONAUT MIGHT TAKE ME TO OTHER WORLDS... Marquess: MM-HMM.

WORLDS... Marquess: MM-HMM. >> Mike: ...FOR ME TO BE

Marquess: MM-HMM. >> Mike: ...FOR ME TO BE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THOSE

>> Mike: ...FOR ME TO BE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THOSE WORLDS, TOO.

HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THOSE WORLDS, TOO. >> Marquess: OKAY.

WORLDS, TOO. >> Marquess: OKAY. >> Mike: I LOVE ASTRONAUTS.

>> Marquess: OKAY. >> Mike: I LOVE ASTRONAUTS. >> Marquess: UH, OKAY.

>> Mike: I LOVE ASTRONAUTS. >> Marquess: UH, OKAY. >> Mike: SO WHY AM I KILLING

>> Marquess: UH, OKAY. >> Mike: SO WHY AM I KILLING ASTRONAUTS?

>> Mike: SO WHY AM I KILLING ASTRONAUTS? >> Marquess: WORK THROUGH IT.

ASTRONAUTS? >> Marquess: WORK THROUGH IT. >> Mike: THINK RATIONALLY.

>> Marquess: WORK THROUGH IT. >> Mike: THINK RATIONALLY. >> Marquess: OKAY, GOOD.

>> Mike: THINK RATIONALLY. >> Marquess: OKAY, GOOD. >> Mike: I USED TO BE FILLED

>> Marquess: OKAY, GOOD. >> Mike: I USED TO BE FILLED WITH SO MUCH RAGE, I WANTED TO

>> Mike: I USED TO BE FILLED WITH SO MUCH RAGE, I WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE.

WITH SO MUCH RAGE, I WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE. BUT I REPLACED THAT RAGE WITH

KILL EVERYONE. BUT I REPLACED THAT RAGE WITH LOVE.

BUT I REPLACED THAT RAGE WITH LOVE. BUT NOW IT'S COMING BACK AND

LOVE. BUT NOW IT'S COMING BACK AND IT'S FOCUSED ON ASTRONAUTS!

BUT NOW IT'S COMING BACK AND IT'S FOCUSED ON ASTRONAUTS! >> Marquess: RAGE DOWN.

IT'S FOCUSED ON ASTRONAUTS! >> Marquess: RAGE DOWN. >> Mike: I KNOW WHAT'S

>> Marquess: RAGE DOWN. >> Mike: I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING.

>> Mike: I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING. THE GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLANTED A

HAPPENING. THE GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLANTED A CHIP IN ME.

THE GOVERNMENT HAS IMPLANTED A CHIP IN ME. >> Marquess: NOPE, THE

CHIP IN ME. >> Marquess: NOPE, THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T DO THAT.

>> Marquess: NOPE, THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T DO THAT. >> Mike: AND THAT CHIP IS MAKING

GOVERNMENT DIDN'T DO THAT. >> Mike: AND THAT CHIP IS MAKING ME KILL ASTRONAUTS!

>> Mike: AND THAT CHIP IS MAKING ME KILL ASTRONAUTS! >> Marquess: NOPE, I GUARANTEE

ME KILL ASTRONAUTS! >> Marquess: NOPE, I GUARANTEE THERE'S NO CHIP IN YOU.

>> Marquess: NOPE, I GUARANTEE THERE'S NO CHIP IN YOU. >> Mike: BUT WHY?

THERE'S NO CHIP IN YOU. >> Mike: BUT WHY? THINK RATIONALLY, MICHAEL!

>> Mike: BUT WHY? THINK RATIONALLY, MICHAEL! >> Marquess: STOP SAYING

THINK RATIONALLY, MICHAEL! >> Marquess: STOP SAYING "RATIONALLY," 'CAUSE YOU DON'T

>> Marquess: STOP SAYING "RATIONALLY," 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

"RATIONALLY," 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS >> Mike: ASTRONAUTS MUST HAVE

KNOW WHAT IT MEANS >> Mike: ASTRONAUTS MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING UP THERE IN SPACE

>> Mike: ASTRONAUTS MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING UP THERE IN SPACE THAT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO

SEEN SOMETHING UP THERE IN SPACE THAT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE.

THAT THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE. I AM IN A RACE AGAINST TIME TO

SEE. I AM IN A RACE AGAINST TIME TO FIND OUT THE BIGGEST SECRET IN

I AM IN A RACE AGAINST TIME TO FIND OUT THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE BEFORE I KILL ANY

FIND OUT THE BIGGEST SECRET IN THE UNIVERSE BEFORE I KILL ANY MORE ASTRONAUTS.

THE UNIVERSE BEFORE I KILL ANY MORE ASTRONAUTS. LISTEN UP.

MORE ASTRONAUTS. LISTEN UP. WHILE THE REST OF US FIND A

LISTEN UP. WHILE THE REST OF US FIND A ROCKET AND GO IN SPACE TO SOLVE

WHILE THE REST OF US FIND A ROCKET AND GO IN SPACE TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY, ONE OF YOU IS GONNA

ROCKET AND GO IN SPACE TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY, ONE OF YOU IS GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH THE

THE MYSTERY, ONE OF YOU IS GONNA HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH THE MYSTERY MOBILE.

HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH THE MYSTERY MOBILE. >> Pigeon: ME!

MYSTERY MOBILE. >> Pigeon: ME! >> Yung Hee: I WILL!

>> Pigeon: ME! >> Yung Hee: I WILL! >> Pigeon: I WAS FIRST.

>> Yung Hee: I WILL! >> Pigeon: I WAS FIRST. >> Mike: IT'S TRUE.

>> Pigeon: I WAS FIRST. >> Mike: IT'S TRUE. >> Marquess: WAIT.

>> Mike: IT'S TRUE. >> Marquess: WAIT. DID HE SAY, "FIND A ROCKET AND

>> Marquess: WAIT. DID HE SAY, "FIND A ROCKET AND GO UP IN SPACE?"

DID HE SAY, "FIND A ROCKET AND GO UP IN SPACE?" WHAT?! DID WE MISS THAT?

GO UP IN SPACE?" WHAT?! DID WE MISS THAT? >> Mike: SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM

WHAT?! DID WE MISS THAT? >> Mike: SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO FIX THE A.C., OKAY?

>> Mike: SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIM TO FIX THE A.C., OKAY? [ DOOR CLOSES ]

TO FIX THE A.C., OKAY? [ DOOR CLOSES ] >> Pigeon: HMM.

[ DOOR CLOSES ] >> Pigeon: HMM. BLACK GUY, A GAY GUY, AND A

>> Pigeon: HMM. BLACK GUY, A GAY GUY, AND A CHINESE GIRL GET INTO A CAB.

BLACK GUY, A GAY GUY, AND A CHINESE GIRL GET INTO A CAB. [ CHUCKLES ]

CHINESE GIRL GET INTO A CAB. [ CHUCKLES ] IT'S LIKE THE START OF A JOKE.

[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S LIKE THE START OF A JOKE. BLACK GUY SAYS HE FORGOT HIS

IT'S LIKE THE START OF A JOKE. BLACK GUY SAYS HE FORGOT HIS WALLET.

BLACK GUY SAYS HE FORGOT HIS WALLET. GAY GUY SAYS HE DIDN'T BRING HIS

WALLET. GAY GUY SAYS HE DIDN'T BRING HIS WALLET 'CAUSE HE ASSUMED THE

GAY GUY SAYS HE DIDN'T BRING HIS WALLET 'CAUSE HE ASSUMED THE BLACK GUY WAS PAYING BECAUSE HE

WALLET 'CAUSE HE ASSUMED THE BLACK GUY WAS PAYING BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE ON A DATE.

BLACK GUY WAS PAYING BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE ON A DATE. CHINESE GIRL JUST KEEPS SAYING

THOUGHT THEY WERE ON A DATE. CHINESE GIRL JUST KEEPS SAYING "ME SO HORNY."

CHINESE GIRL JUST KEEPS SAYING "ME SO HORNY." [ CHUCKLES ]

"ME SO HORNY." [ CHUCKLES ] NO.

[ CHUCKLES ] NO. NO, IT NEEDS A RABBI.

NO. NO, IT NEEDS A RABBI. THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS -- A RABBI.

NO, IT NEEDS A RABBI. THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS -- A RABBI. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT'S WHAT IT NEEDS -- A RABBI. >> [ CHUCKLES ] I THINK IT'S A PRETTY GOOD JOKE

>> [ CHUCKLES ] I THINK IT'S A PRETTY GOOD JOKE RIGHT NOW.

I THINK IT'S A PRETTY GOOD JOKE RIGHT NOW. [ CROWD CHEERING ]

RIGHT NOW. [ CROWD CHEERING ] >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMEONE IN

[ CROWD CHEERING ] >> YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT, AND I'D

>> YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT, AND I'D LIKE TO ASK HIM TO COME UP HERE

THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT, AND I'D LIKE TO ASK HIM TO COME UP HERE AND HELP ME WITH THIS NEXT SONG.

LIKE TO ASK HIM TO COME UP HERE AND HELP ME WITH THIS NEXT SONG. HE'S A REAL-LIFE ROCKET MAN.

AND HELP ME WITH THIS NEXT SONG. HE'S A REAL-LIFE ROCKET MAN. MR. BUZZ ALDRIN!

HE'S A REAL-LIFE ROCKET MAN. MR. BUZZ ALDRIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

MR. BUZZ ALDRIN! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ ALARM BLARING ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ ALARM BLARING ] >> Mike: I CAN'T BELIEVE

[ ALARM BLARING ] >> Mike: I CAN'T BELIEVE ELTON JOHN IS LETTING US BORROW

>> Mike: I CAN'T BELIEVE ELTON JOHN IS LETTING US BORROW HIS ROCKET.

ELTON JOHN IS LETTING US BORROW HIS ROCKET. >> Yung Hee: HIS NAME IS

HIS ROCKET. >> Yung Hee: HIS NAME IS ELON MUSK.

>> Yung Hee: HIS NAME IS ELON MUSK. AND HE SAID "NO."

ELON MUSK. AND HE SAID "NO." HE WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU, AND

AND HE SAID "NO." HE WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU, AND YOU HIT HIM AND MIGHT HAVE

HE WAS TRYING TO STOP YOU, AND YOU HIT HIM AND MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM.

YOU HIT HIM AND MIGHT HAVE KILLED HIM. I FEEL SICK.

KILLED HIM. I FEEL SICK. >> Mike: OH, YUNG, DON'T BE SO

I FEEL SICK. >> Mike: OH, YUNG, DON'T BE SO WORRIED.

>> Mike: OH, YUNG, DON'T BE SO WORRIED. I PROMISE YOU I'LL MAKE IT BACK.

WORRIED. I PROMISE YOU I'LL MAKE IT BACK. >> Marquess: MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T

I PROMISE YOU I'LL MAKE IT BACK. >> Marquess: MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T DO THIS ALONE.

>> Marquess: MICHAEL, YOU CAN'T DO THIS ALONE. >> Mike: IF YOU GO WITH ME TO

DO THIS ALONE. >> Mike: IF YOU GO WITH ME TO SPACE, THAT WOULD MAKE YOU AN

>> Mike: IF YOU GO WITH ME TO SPACE, THAT WOULD MAKE YOU AN ASTRONAUT.

SPACE, THAT WOULD MAKE YOU AN ASTRONAUT. THEN I MIGHT TRY AND KILL YOU.

ASTRONAUT. THEN I MIGHT TRY AND KILL YOU. >> Marquess: NO, I -- NO, I MEAN

THEN I MIGHT TRY AND KILL YOU. >> Marquess: NO, I -- NO, I MEAN YOU CAN'T OPERATE A ROCKET.

>> Marquess: NO, I -- NO, I MEAN YOU CAN'T OPERATE A ROCKET. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

YOU CAN'T OPERATE A ROCKET. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. >> Mike: MARQUESS, I GUESS YOU

IT. >> Mike: MARQUESS, I GUESS YOU COULD COME, BECAUSE YOU'RE

>> Mike: MARQUESS, I GUESS YOU COULD COME, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD, SO I CAN'T KILL

COULD COME, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD, SO I CAN'T KILL YOU.

ALREADY DEAD, SO I CAN'T KILL YOU. >> Marquess: OKAY, UH, AGAIN, I

YOU. >> Marquess: OKAY, UH, AGAIN, I WASN'T OFFERING TO GO WITH YOU.

>> Marquess: OKAY, UH, AGAIN, I WASN'T OFFERING TO GO WITH YOU. NONE OF US SHOULD GET IN THAT

WASN'T OFFERING TO GO WITH YOU. NONE OF US SHOULD GET IN THAT ROCKET, BECAUSE NONE OF US KNOWS

NONE OF US SHOULD GET IN THAT ROCKET, BECAUSE NONE OF US KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT FLYING A ROCKET.

ROCKET, BECAUSE NONE OF US KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT FLYING A ROCKET. [ BEEPING ]

ANYTHING ABOUT FLYING A ROCKET. [ BEEPING ] >> Mike: IT CAN'T BE ANY HARDER

[ BEEPING ] >> Mike: IT CAN'T BE ANY HARDER THAN DRIVING A CAR, AND I DO

>> Mike: IT CAN'T BE ANY HARDER THAN DRIVING A CAR, AND I DO THAT.

THAN DRIVING A CAR, AND I DO THAT. NOW, YUNG, IF, WHILE I'M UP

THAT. NOW, YUNG, IF, WHILE I'M UP THERE, I SUDDENLY REALIZE I

NOW, YUNG, IF, WHILE I'M UP THERE, I SUDDENLY REALIZE I MYSELF -- I AM AN ASTRONAUT AND

THERE, I SUDDENLY REALIZE I MYSELF -- I AM AN ASTRONAUT AND I KILL MYSELF, JUST KNOW THAT I

MYSELF -- I AM AN ASTRONAUT AND I KILL MYSELF, JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE THAT YOU

I KILL MYSELF, JUST KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE THAT YOU CARRY ON MY WORK IN MY NAME AND

LOVE YOU AND I HOPE THAT YOU CARRY ON MY WORK IN MY NAME AND IN MY IMAGE.

CARRY ON MY WORK IN MY NAME AND IN MY IMAGE. >> Yung Hee: WAIT.

IN MY IMAGE. >> Yung Hee: WAIT. W-WHAT ARE YOU --

>> Yung Hee: WAIT. W-WHAT ARE YOU -- [ SQUEAKING ]

W-WHAT ARE YOU -- [ SQUEAKING ] >> Mike: OH, NUTS!

[ SQUEAKING ] >> Mike: OH, NUTS! I PUT IT ON THE WRONG SIDE.

>> Mike: OH, NUTS! I PUT IT ON THE WRONG SIDE. [ SQUEAKING ]

I PUT IT ON THE WRONG SIDE. [ SQUEAKING ] OH, YOU GOT THE WRONG FACE FOR

[ SQUEAKING ] OH, YOU GOT THE WRONG FACE FOR THIS TATTOO.

OH, YOU GOT THE WRONG FACE FOR THIS TATTOO. MAYBE I'LL JUST FILL IT ALL IN.

THIS TATTOO. MAYBE I'LL JUST FILL IT ALL IN. [ SQUEAKING ]

MAYBE I'LL JUST FILL IT ALL IN. [ SQUEAKING ] OH, MAN.

[ SQUEAKING ] OH, MAN. YOU LOOK LIKE DIONNE WARWICK.

OH, MAN. YOU LOOK LIKE DIONNE WARWICK. [ SIRENS WAILING ]

>> WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING MY ROCKET WILL GET THERE BEFORE

SATISFACTION OF KNOWING MY ROCKET WILL GET THERE BEFORE THAT PRICK RICHARD BRANSON.

ROCKET WILL GET THERE BEFORE THAT PRICK RICHARD BRANSON. [ BEEPING ]

[ BEEPING INTENSIFIES ]

>> Mike: [ Thinking ] MM, LOOKS SO PEACEFUL FROM HERE. I WONDER WHAT PLANET IT IS.

SO PEACEFUL FROM HERE. I WONDER WHAT PLANET IT IS. WHAT IS UP HERE?

I WONDER WHAT PLANET IT IS. WHAT IS UP HERE? WHAT WAS BUZZ TRYING TO TELL ME?

WHAT IS UP HERE? WHAT WAS BUZZ TRYING TO TELL ME? HMM. BETTER THAN WALKING.

OH, MAN. IT'S DARK ON THIS SIDE. >> AAH! >> Mike: OH, MAN!

>> AAH! >> Mike: OH, MAN! ANOTHER FENDER BENDER?!

>> Mike: OH, MAN! ANOTHER FENDER BENDER?! OH, SH...

ANOTHER FENDER BENDER?! OH, SH... [ Speed-dialing ]

OH, SH... [ Speed-dialing ] >> This is Julius.

[ Speed-dialing ] >> This is Julius. >> Mike: JULIUS?

>> This is Julius. >> Mike: JULIUS? UM, I GOT IN ANOTHER FENDER

>> Mike: JULIUS? UM, I GOT IN ANOTHER FENDER BENDER AND I KILLED ANOTHER

UM, I GOT IN ANOTHER FENDER BENDER AND I KILLED ANOTHER ASTRONAUT.

BENDER AND I KILLED ANOTHER ASTRONAUT. I MEAN, I GOT IN A FENDER

ASTRONAUT. I MEAN, I GOT IN A FENDER BENDER, AND, AS A RESULT,

I MEAN, I GOT IN A FENDER BENDER, AND, AS A RESULT, ANOTHER ASTRONAUT WAS KILLED.

BENDER, AND, AS A RESULT, ANOTHER ASTRONAUT WAS KILLED. >> [ GROANS ]

ANOTHER ASTRONAUT WAS KILLED. >> [ GROANS ] >> Mike: NO, WAIT!

>> [ GROANS ] >> Mike: NO, WAIT! I THINK HE MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT.

>> Mike: NO, WAIT! I THINK HE MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT. >> [ GASPS ]

I THINK HE MIGHT BE ALL RIGHT. >> [ GASPS ] >> Mike: HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

>> [ GASPS ] >> Mike: HOLD ON ONE SECOND. HE'S TRYING TO SPEAK, BUT I

>> Mike: HOLD ON ONE SECOND. HE'S TRYING TO SPEAK, BUT I CAN'T HEAR HIM.

HE'S TRYING TO SPEAK, BUT I CAN'T HEAR HIM. >> [ GROANS ]

CAN'T HEAR HIM. >> [ GROANS ] >> Mike: NOPE.

>> [ GROANS ] >> Mike: NOPE. MAN, THAT MEANS 11 ASTRONAUTS.

>> Mike: NOPE. MAN, THAT MEANS 11 ASTRONAUTS. >> Actually, this will be just

MAN, THAT MEANS 11 ASTRONAUTS. >> Actually, this will be just the second astronaut fatality.

>> Actually, this will be just the second astronaut fatality. The other fatalities were

the second astronaut fatality. The other fatalities were astronomers, not astronauts.

The other fatalities were astronomers, not astronauts. Our filing system has a new

astronomers, not astronauts. Our filing system has a new smart-type feature --

Our filing system has a new smart-type feature -- >> Mike: HOLD UP, HOLD UP.

smart-type feature -- >> Mike: HOLD UP, HOLD UP. ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT AN

>> Mike: HOLD UP, HOLD UP. ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT AN ASTRONAUT-KILLING MACHINE?

ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT AN ASTRONAUT-KILLING MACHINE? >> If anything, you're an

ASTRONAUT-KILLING MACHINE? >> If anything, you're an astronomer-killing machine.

>> If anything, you're an astronomer-killing machine. >> Mike: HOOOO!

astronomer-killing machine. >> Mike: HOOOO! >> But, again, until these

>> Mike: HOOOO! >> But, again, until these claims are settled, please do

>> But, again, until these claims are settled, please do not admit liability.

claims are settled, please do not admit liability. Anything else I can do for you?

not admit liability. Anything else I can do for you? >> Mike: NO, THANK YOU, JULIUS.

Anything else I can do for you? >> Mike: NO, THANK YOU, JULIUS. I KNEW DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART I

>> Mike: NO, THANK YOU, JULIUS. I KNEW DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART I LOVED ASTRONAUTS.

I KNEW DEEP DOWN IN MY HEART I LOVED ASTRONAUTS. >> Mind taking another short

LOVED ASTRONAUTS. >> Mind taking another short survey?

>> Mind taking another short survey? >> Mike: NO, MA'AM.

survey? >> Mike: NO, MA'AM. YOU KNOW, I CAME UP HERE TO

>> Mike: NO, MA'AM. YOU KNOW, I CAME UP HERE TO OUTER SPACE TO FIND OUT WHAT

YOU KNOW, I CAME UP HERE TO OUTER SPACE TO FIND OUT WHAT SECRET THE ASTRONAUTS KNEW, BUT

OUTER SPACE TO FIND OUT WHAT SECRET THE ASTRONAUTS KNEW, BUT NOW THAT I KNOW THAT I AM NOT

SECRET THE ASTRONAUTS KNEW, BUT NOW THAT I KNOW THAT I AM NOT KILLING ASTRONAUTS -- WELL,

NOW THAT I KNOW THAT I AM NOT KILLING ASTRONAUTS -- WELL, EXCEPT FOR TWO -- I DON'T NEED

KILLING ASTRONAUTS -- WELL, EXCEPT FOR TWO -- I DON'T NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT THE SECRET IS.

EXCEPT FOR TWO -- I DON'T NEED TO FIND OUT WHAT THE SECRET IS. UNLESS YOU KNOW THE SECRET.

TO FIND OUT WHAT THE SECRET IS. UNLESS YOU KNOW THE SECRET. DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE

UNLESS YOU KNOW THE SECRET. DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE SECRET, JULIUS?

DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE SECRET, JULIUS? >> Thank you for taking this

SECRET, JULIUS? >> Thank you for taking this brief survey.

>> Thank you for taking this brief survey. Was your claim representative

brief survey. Was your claim representative courteous?

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> I DON'T KNOW! BUT SOMEONE IS KILLING

>> I DON'T KNOW! BUT SOMEONE IS KILLING ASTRONOMERS BECAUSE OF THE

BUT SOMEONE IS KILLING ASTRONOMERS BECAUSE OF THE SECRET!

ASTRONOMERS BECAUSE OF THE SECRET! [ Gasping ] OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

SECRET! [ Gasping ] OH, GOD! OH, GOD! [ RATTLING ]

[ Gasping ] OH, GOD! OH, GOD! [ RATTLING ] >> Mike: OOH, PIGEON!

[ RATTLING ] >> Mike: OOH, PIGEON! THAT A.C. BLOWS COLD, BABY!

>> Mike: OOH, PIGEON! THAT A.C. BLOWS COLD, BABY! >> Marquess: BUT, MICHAEL!

THAT A.C. BLOWS COLD, BABY! >> Marquess: BUT, MICHAEL! >> [ SCREAMS ]

>> Marquess: BUT, MICHAEL! >> [ SCREAMS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> [ SCREAMS ] [ TIRES SCREECH ] >> Mike: OH, MAN.

[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> Mike: OH, MAN. ANOTHER FENDER BENDER?

>> Mike: OH, MAN. ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? [ Speed-dialing ]

ANOTHER FENDER BENDER? [ Speed-dialing ] >> This is Julius.

>> You can say "surpassed my expectations," "met my expectations"...

expectations," "met my expectations"... >> Mike: PAST MY EXPECTATIONS.

expectations"... >> Mike: PAST MY EXPECTATIONS. >> ...or "fell short of my

>> Mike: PAST MY EXPECTATIONS. >> ...or "fell short of my expectations.

>> ...or "fell short of my expectations. >> Mike: PAST MY EXPECTATIONS.