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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:14,072 Your head like this. On your forehead, draw a triangle. 2 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:18,651 Always put your feet like that. You'll rise by yourself. 3 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:52,374 The best way to walk 4 00:01:28,321 --> 00:01:29,913 Boys! What are you doing? 5 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:31,387 Go back inside. 6 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,086 Can't you see it's raining? 7 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:40,191 Summer 1960 8 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,762 Henri, is that you? 9 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,769 Yes, Princess. I came in through the garden gate. 10 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,508 You risked your life to join us. Henri, you're mad! 11 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,306 I am mad for you, Princess! 12 00:01:52,512 --> 00:01:55,242 WELCOME TO THE CAMP 13 00:02:00,019 --> 00:02:02,112 Fall in! 14 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,461 Didier, take it from: "I'm mad for you, Princess." 15 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,756 I'm mad for you, Princess. 16 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:16,564 Silence, fool. My father has numbered your days... 17 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,144 Quickly, now. 18 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:32,244 Put your shield down. 19 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:03,744 Shut up! And wipe your feet! Dacosta, your feet! 20 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:07,014 What's all this din! 21 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:09,855 What kind of savages are you? 22 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:12,724 I don't want to exaggerate, but the weather's lousy! 23 00:03:12,792 --> 00:03:14,726 Watch out for colds. No colds, huh? 24 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,591 Outside they can be noisy. 25 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,528 Here I want peace and quiet! 26 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:42,744 That wasn't funny! 27 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:02,834 You're not in bed yet? 28 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:07,307 Sleep on the right side. 29 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,046 No pretending. 30 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:20,149 Aren't you ashamed to cry in front of your friend? 31 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,394 What are you doing here? Go to bed. 32 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:25,490 Now try to sleep. 33 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:31,135 Why are you still up? Go to bed! 34 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,710 Lights out! No more reading. 35 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,314 Good night! 36 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,688 - Shall we have a game? - No, I'm watching the film on TV. 37 00:04:57,764 --> 00:05:00,631 You're watching the film? It's great. I've seen it six times. 38 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:04,295 - So you're plotting in the corridors? - What's that? 39 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:08,472 That, my dear son, is a suggestion box. 40 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:11,874 I'll speak about it tomorrow when we're all gathered in the courtyard. 41 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:13,673 It needs a touch of paint. 42 00:05:13,746 --> 00:05:15,976 - For the farewell party? - That's right. 43 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,074 That's good. The kids will like that. 44 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,454 Are you watching the film? 45 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:27,653 I hate foreign movies. They bust my gut, if you know what I mean. 46 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,154 Stop it! 47 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:10,693 Deloux, shut up! 48 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:13,600 Tell us if we're a drag. 49 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,231 Yeah, be sure and tell us. 50 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,900 Just be quiet! 51 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:18,705 I don't get it. Fill me in, Deloux. 52 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,302 You're uneducated. 53 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,507 You're illiterate. He's just illiterate. 54 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:25,517 Shut up! If you don't understand, some of us do. 55 00:06:25,585 --> 00:06:27,644 Deloux's getting mad. 56 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,782 I'm not kidding. 57 00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:02,378 - Pain in the ass! - You're impossible! 58 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,753 So watch your lousy movie! 59 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:07,249 Come on, Philippe. 60 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:08,884 That's okay. I'm tired. 61 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,225 Stay! We were only joking. 62 00:07:11,297 --> 00:07:14,061 Aren't you staying? You must see the end. 63 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:16,228 Good night, jokers! 64 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:25,108 He's got nothing. 65 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:26,610 What an act! 66 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:30,143 Not that I'm curious 67 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:31,979 but I've asked everywhere 68 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:35,748 How come blondes have black pubic hair 69 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,490 You're fucking idiots! Let's play. I've got two pairs. 70 00:07:38,558 --> 00:07:40,389 Too bad. Full house, aces high. 71 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,965 We'll use his torch. 72 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,403 No chance, pal! Not on my batteries. 73 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,421 - Philippe? - Who is it? 74 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,988 - It's Marc. We need candles. - Sure, wait a second. 75 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:22,125 - I'm coming in. - No, wait! 76 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:29,805 What do you want? 77 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:35,544 Candles. The ones from your theater. 78 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,579 The lights went out. We want to play poker. 79 00:09:08,347 --> 00:09:10,076 The chief's back! 80 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,445 Ah, candles! 81 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:23,256 Some guys do crazy things with candles. 82 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:26,025 - Are you one of them? - Piss off. 83 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,830 You're like Deloux. You like dirty stories. 84 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,030 That's what you think. 85 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:36,005 There are talkers and there are lovers! 86 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,070 What an asshole! 87 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:41,278 What are you doing? 88 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,126 He's pretty as a peach! 89 00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,256 Are we going to play cards? 90 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,427 Remember my full house? 91 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,329 A ghost! 92 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:07,639 It's the storm. I can't sleep. 93 00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:10,136 Are you going to deal? 94 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:12,006 - I'm dealing. - So deal! 95 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:21,109 They work better when the power's on. 96 00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:23,648 Oh, yeah. Shit. 97 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:25,486 He's really out of it! 98 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:28,716 - You can play, too. - Thanks. I'll try to sleep. 99 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,193 Intellectuals! 100 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,498 Got anything to tell me? 101 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:41,104 Who? Me? What do you want me to say? 102 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,941 Philippe, come here. 103 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,989 I'll return your candles later. 104 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,069 Isn't it beautiful? 105 00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,395 Not bad. 106 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:16,735 Touch it up with a bit of paint. 107 00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:19,469 To hide the finger marks. 108 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,205 You stay there. You're hiding. 109 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:26,342 As soon as the princess and Henri join hands, you say your line. 110 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:31,947 Those spotlights, throw some light on the king. 111 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:37,820 Jean-Paul, take it from "Silence, fool." 112 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:44,260 Silence, fool. My father has numbered your days. Soldiers are after you. 113 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,736 Sweet princess, feel my heart. 114 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,969 Curse the day! What do I see, under my own roof? 115 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,067 My daughter with that scoundrel! 116 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:53,575 It's coming off. 117 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,340 Look, you're in a tragic situation. 118 00:11:57,416 --> 00:12:00,249 Your daughter loves your worst enemy's son. 119 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,819 Be serious, you two. You're a couple in love. 120 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,923 Very funny. 121 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,360 Take his hand. 122 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:14,223 You, Jean-Paul, you're the girl. You must tremble before your lover. 123 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:19,095 Sweet princess, feel my heart. 124 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:22,402 Curse the day! What do I see, under my own roof? 125 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,038 Hang on a minute. 126 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:40,686 The best way to walk is our way to walk 127 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,524 One foot before the other, over and over again 128 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,734 Okay. That's enough. Shit! 129 00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:55,137 If you're not interested, say so. I don't care. 130 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,367 We can do something else. 131 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:02,614 SUGGESTION BOX 132 00:13:03,048 --> 00:13:05,642 Dear boys, dear teachers. 133 00:13:07,219 --> 00:13:10,848 We are gathered here to discuss... 134 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,221 our farewell party. 135 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:17,790 I'm sure you must have noticed this... 136 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,923 this box. Like a letterbox. 137 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,695 You noticed this letterbox? 138 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,472 Quiet. Quiet. 139 00:13:29,775 --> 00:13:31,333 It says: 140 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,275 "Suggestion box." 141 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,908 What does that mean? 142 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,776 It means everyone in the camp... 143 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,782 has the right and the duty... 144 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:47,824 to write on a slip of paper his suggestions and ideas... 145 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:53,191 so that our farewell party this year... 146 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:56,198 may be an exceptional success. 147 00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:02,833 Everyone may put in as many suggestions as he wants... 148 00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:04,939 through the slit in the box... 149 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,910 provided for that very purpose. 150 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,348 Let me finish. 151 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:13,949 A few days before the party... 152 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,511 we'll examine the riches in our box. 153 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,820 The suggestions will be weighed... 154 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:24,158 by the Teachers' Council, presided by me. 155 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,597 The person whose idea we adopt... 156 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,533 will be made Camper of Honor. 157 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,304 Your father has great ideas. 158 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:44,941 Wise and solitary Deloux, who likes the sound of the director's voice. 159 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,985 Oh, joy! May trumpets blare. 160 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,145 Pedagogically, it's sound. 161 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,485 You wait! The box'll be full of crap! 162 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,032 Get in line, you. 163 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,960 You think it's funny? 164 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,399 What's wrong? 165 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,406 - Tell me what's wrong. - It's Philippe. 166 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,214 - What's he done? - He won't talk to me. 167 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,513 That's why you're crying? 168 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,192 Then don't talk to him. 169 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:29,987 That way you punish him. 170 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,552 I want him to talk. 171 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,806 It's Marc. Can we come in? 172 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,374 Sure. Come in. 173 00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:46,008 I'm returning them. 174 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,745 I'll put them... here? 175 00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,548 Wherever. 176 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,098 - Your fiancee? - We're not really engaged. 177 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:14,797 Your girl, then? 178 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,874 She's cute. 179 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,074 - What's her name? - Chantal. 180 00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:26,845 - He doesn't want to talk. - Not at all. 181 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:30,421 You can see he doesn't want to talk about her. 182 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,953 She has a sensuous mouth. 183 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,795 You're always reading. 184 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:45,903 All these books. 185 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,107 That's jerking off, my friend. 186 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,073 Come on, let's split. 187 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,076 Know what I think about bookworms? 188 00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,553 What a lesson! 189 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,994 The other night I met a girl who knocked me out 190 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:20,698 She had big eyes, big blue eyes 191 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:25,267 She had a big nose, a big red nose 192 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:29,804 She had a little hole, round about her knees 193 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:33,841 So I sat down on her big webbed feet 194 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:38,848 So I sat down on her big webbed feet 195 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,726 Don't! Not on my phenomenology book. 196 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,768 I'm going to bed. 197 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,505 Me, too. 198 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,745 Going to bed? 199 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,447 Go on, Leni. Sing the blues. 200 00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:15,686 - Who is it? - Philippe. 201 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:19,485 Come in. 202 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,459 The brave don't sleep. 203 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,623 - Were you asleep? - Yeah. 204 00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:30,733 - I'll leave. - Shit, now that you're here, sit down. 205 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,869 What's wrong? 206 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,036 Sit down. 207 00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,578 I'm sorry. I wanted to talk to you... 208 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,118 about something that's needling me. 209 00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:52,449 What's needling you? 210 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,897 I know, it's late. It's dumb. 211 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,358 It's rather hard to explain... 212 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,369 but I think... 213 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,103 our groups shouldn't be so isolated. 214 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,570 Well spoken! 215 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,277 - Don't tease. - Not at all. 216 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,076 What I mean is... 217 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:20,576 we're each working with our kids in our own corners. 218 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,220 There's no contact between groups. 219 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:30,756 - And that's what's been keeping you awake? - Yes. 220 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,631 Why don't our kids play the same games? 221 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,371 Why do we each work on our own? 222 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,569 We should work together. 223 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:50,248 You see, if your group and mine worked in unison... 224 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:56,246 I'm here on a paid vacation. Education is not my line. 225 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,117 I see. 226 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:05,860 Can I take one? 227 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,037 Anyway, no... 228 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,405 it's too late. 229 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:17,942 The groups have been made up. 230 00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:21,769 Forgive me if I say so, but... 231 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,982 your activities, singing, dancing, theater... 232 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:30,455 You do what you like, but I find that stuff a drag. 233 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,281 I'm sure my kids would feel the same way. 234 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,251 Why not try Deloux? 235 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:40,053 He'd love it. 236 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,601 Don't take it like that! You're one hell of a touchy guy. 237 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,263 It doesn't matter. 238 00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,099 No, wait. 239 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,109 Is that all you had to say? 240 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,352 You want my kids to play with yours? That it? 241 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:05,118 - We could try. If you gave me a hand. - Where? 242 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:07,687 Let me finish. 243 00:22:07,859 --> 00:22:11,090 If you help, I'll let my kids do athletics. 244 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:13,761 I've been neglecting sports. 245 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,623 - I'm guilty, in a way. - Excuse me? 246 00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:18,960 Say that again, I didn't get it. 247 00:22:30,115 --> 00:22:32,345 As the camp director's son... 248 00:22:32,617 --> 00:22:35,279 Don't talk crap. Of course not. 249 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,580 I don't know... 250 00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:41,649 I feel low. 251 00:22:43,729 --> 00:22:45,629 You worry too much. 252 00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:47,756 All those books don't help, either. 253 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,502 Am I the only one... 254 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:54,932 who has problems? 255 00:22:57,943 --> 00:22:59,376 You know, it's funny. 256 00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,271 How come you're telling me all this? 257 00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,412 It's only natural. 258 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,851 I'm confiding in you because... 259 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:11,349 - everyone admires you. - Sure! 260 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,320 It's my big mouth. People listen. 261 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:18,460 Here, friend, have a drink. 262 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,429 So? 263 00:23:31,176 --> 00:23:32,302 In fact... 264 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:35,278 I'd like us to be... 265 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:37,645 to be friends. 266 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:39,275 Friends? 267 00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:42,114 Aren't we? 268 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:52,120 Doesn't come out easy, does it? 269 00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:06,871 What does it mean to be "friends"? 270 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:14,349 It means what I said. 271 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,515 Getting our kids to play together. 272 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,421 Exchanging ideas. 273 00:24:21,426 --> 00:24:23,291 So that's all! 274 00:24:30,368 --> 00:24:31,858 Shit, I'm dumb. 275 00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:37,106 I'm sorry. 276 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:57,693 What about favors? 277 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,227 I was saying... 278 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,836 there are some favors I could use, that you could do. 279 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:08,629 Of course. 280 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:14,374 - Got it off your chest? - Yes. 281 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,678 Then you agree? 282 00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:23,584 What do you mean? 283 00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,924 You need a favor? 284 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:28,888 It's unimportant. 285 00:25:30,328 --> 00:25:32,353 I don't know. I don't know yet. 286 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:34,889 I might need something. 287 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,534 Now that we're friends. 288 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:42,335 It's always handy to have someone you can rely on. 289 00:27:13,431 --> 00:27:14,693 Move away. 290 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,339 It's nothing. 291 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:27,010 We took good care of you. Tell your parents that. 292 00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:28,670 You're going a bit far. 293 00:27:29,414 --> 00:27:32,281 See, your little darlings aren't up to it. 294 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,145 Stop sneering. 295 00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:36,777 Theater, this afternoon. It's calmer. 296 00:27:37,422 --> 00:27:39,481 Theater, this afternoon. It's calmer. 297 00:27:41,559 --> 00:27:43,686 Now for the battle scene. 298 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,063 Marc's team, on stage. 299 00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:58,675 You listening? 300 00:27:58,743 --> 00:28:02,804 You follow the king. You two, come here. 301 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,751 Say your lines and turn to the general... 302 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:09,514 - We surrender. Spare my daughter. - That's it. 303 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:12,416 And at that moment, you fellows charge. 304 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,622 You know what to do. 305 00:28:14,926 --> 00:28:17,827 We'll rehearse now. Don't forget, this is theater. 306 00:28:18,129 --> 00:28:22,088 It's for fun. It doesn't count. 307 00:28:26,071 --> 00:28:27,732 Okay, let's go. 308 00:28:28,073 --> 00:28:29,404 Lights! 309 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:34,904 Go, Didier. 310 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:38,005 Sire, as fate has so decided... 311 00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:40,414 I will be valiant to my last breath. 312 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:43,545 You have insulted my honor. One last time, give me back Isabelle. 313 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:47,220 Soldiers, be brave. The kingdom is at stake. 314 00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:49,157 Spare my daughter. 315 00:29:24,395 --> 00:29:26,727 - You love it! - It was your idea! 316 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:38,103 You're crazy! 317 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,776 Not mine. One of Deloux's boys lent it to us. 318 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:16,211 - Like nude girls? - Yes, I do. 319 00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:18,374 It's a hell of a lot of fun. 320 00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:22,709 I don't want you reading things like this. It's confiscated. 321 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,882 What the hell's this noise? 322 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:29,059 Siesta time. You all sleep on the right. 323 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:15,028 You've got no wind. 324 00:31:23,181 --> 00:31:25,445 The theater, that was no accident, was it? 325 00:31:25,783 --> 00:31:27,148 You planned it. 326 00:31:27,852 --> 00:31:30,116 Don't get it. I planned what? 327 00:31:32,323 --> 00:31:33,756 Why would I? 328 00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:37,183 It amuses you... 329 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:38,889 to make fun of me. 330 00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:43,159 Why? 331 00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:49,364 Why? 332 00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:51,798 Think I don't notice? 333 00:31:52,377 --> 00:31:54,345 You do it all to piss me off. 334 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,243 You're baiting me. 335 00:32:00,151 --> 00:32:01,914 Because you saw me that time. 336 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:05,054 Because you saw me that time in my room? 337 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,518 So you think... 338 00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:11,660 I don't give a fuck about all that. It's none of my business. 339 00:32:11,729 --> 00:32:13,720 Then why do you make fun of me? 340 00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:16,733 You wanted me to do you favors. 341 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:19,097 What exactly do you want? 342 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:22,933 - And our great friendship? - I'm fed up with your insinuations. 343 00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:26,807 In my room, nights, I do what you do. 344 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:30,410 The same thing as you, friend. 345 00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:33,979 Maybe not to the letter. 346 00:32:37,055 --> 00:32:39,819 - But I'm no worse off. - You don't look it. 347 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:42,850 Maybe you hide it better. 348 00:32:44,162 --> 00:32:47,825 If I snuck into your room, I'd catch you at... 349 00:32:48,366 --> 00:32:50,425 Yeah, what? 350 00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:54,996 - Something. - What? What? 351 00:32:56,874 --> 00:32:59,741 At some little private madness. 352 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,611 My beloved grandma, she'd say: 353 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:08,914 "You've got bats upstairs." 354 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:12,848 You've got bats upstairs! 355 00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:17,725 "Bats upstairs" means you're nuts, you're crazy. 356 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:20,229 It's funny, all this was your idea. 357 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,200 "I want us to be pals, Marc. Friends." 358 00:33:25,269 --> 00:33:27,294 Out of fear, you romanced me. 359 00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:29,704 Afraid I tell everyone what I saw, eh? 360 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:32,174 You wouldn't. 361 00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:35,844 Pathetic! 362 00:33:36,114 --> 00:33:38,639 You're a real jerk-off. 363 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:40,445 You crap in your pants. 364 00:33:46,457 --> 00:33:48,391 I want no part of you. 365 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:51,620 The camp director's bright-eyed son! 366 00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:54,221 I want no part of you. 367 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:55,582 My love, you must absolutely find a way to come here on Sundays. 368 00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:02,259 I absolutely need you. 369 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:22,343 DIRECTOR 370 00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:26,587 Want anything? 371 00:35:30,461 --> 00:35:32,224 I just thought, maybe... 372 00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:34,787 Come in. 373 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,526 Want some? Here! 374 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,632 - Laugh's on me? - No, I swear it. 375 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,366 Come on, guys. 376 00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:21,639 Gerard just told a joke. It's a bit dirty. 377 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,880 Listen, tell Philippe. You'll break up! 378 00:36:24,949 --> 00:36:26,576 No, not twice in a row. 379 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:30,483 Gerard, tell the dirty joke again. 380 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,750 - Shall I? - Maybe he already knows it. 381 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:43,429 It's about a guy who's married. 382 00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:48,199 One night, after 10 years of marriage... 383 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:51,572 he gets in bed with his wife. 384 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:56,373 Suddenly, he asks her to turn over... 385 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,939 and he fucks her in the ass. 386 00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:05,244 The woman isn't used to this. She's surprised. 387 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:09,153 Anyway, she lets him do it. She's a nice woman. 388 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:13,921 When he's done, the guy turns over and goes to sleep, without a word. 389 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:17,690 Next day he doesn't say a word to her. 390 00:37:17,768 --> 00:37:19,633 Following night, same thing. 391 00:37:19,704 --> 00:37:22,298 Turns her over, fucks her in the ass. 392 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:29,276 Then he falls asleep again without saying a word. 393 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,912 It goes on like that... 394 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:35,009 for days, months, a year. 395 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:39,248 Every night he fucks her in the ass without ever speaking to her. 396 00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:42,690 Then after a year of silence... 397 00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:46,228 she can't stand it... 398 00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:49,395 she wants an explanation. 399 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:52,129 She says: "Listen, Alphonse... 400 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,299 "you can take me any way you want. 401 00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:58,501 "But, after all, I'm your wife. 402 00:37:58,876 --> 00:38:02,903 "Say something to me. I want you to talk to me." 403 00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:06,677 And the guy says: "I don't talk to people who take it up the ass!" 404 00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:21,826 Can you lend me your songbook tomorrow? 405 00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:26,760 What's up? 406 00:38:26,904 --> 00:38:29,464 I asked if you'd lend me your songbook. 407 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:34,174 You might answer! 408 00:38:35,279 --> 00:38:38,373 "I don't talk to people who take it up the ass." 409 00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,680 They're dumb! 410 00:38:55,633 --> 00:38:57,931 What do you want now? 411 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,835 Shit, cut it out, I've had enough. 412 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,497 - It's cold. - Stop, that's enough. 413 00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:06,936 It's really cold. 414 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:10,076 Don't pretend, you bastard. Answer me. 415 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,839 You bitch and complain... 416 00:39:13,317 --> 00:39:16,514 but at least you've got hot water in your room. 417 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:23,225 What do you want from me? 418 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,023 What? 419 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:33,060 Say that again. 420 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:35,029 What's the favor? 421 00:39:38,242 --> 00:39:41,439 I don't know. I don't know yet. 422 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:46,379 I wonder what I could ask you. 423 00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:52,011 Everything else okay? 424 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:54,484 What? 425 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:56,955 In spite of what you think... 426 00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:03,124 I didn't tell a soul. 427 00:40:03,701 --> 00:40:05,293 I'm a good guy. 428 00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:07,333 I'm sure you did. 429 00:40:13,878 --> 00:40:15,436 Think what you want. 430 00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:28,185 Hey, your girl's coming tomorrow. 431 00:40:29,927 --> 00:40:31,827 What's her name again? 432 00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:36,295 I think she's swell, pretty Chantal. 433 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,563 Is she a good proposition? 434 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:43,072 A great fuck? 435 00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,037 Does she suck? 436 00:40:51,348 --> 00:40:53,680 You don't have to blush. 437 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:57,014 It happens when a guy's in the sack with a chick. 438 00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:01,022 Love, tits 'n' ass. 439 00:41:01,659 --> 00:41:03,524 Don't you know about all that? 440 00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:07,862 Anyway, I'd be surprised if you ever laid a finger on Chantal. 441 00:41:08,699 --> 00:41:11,691 I bet you've never fired one off. 442 00:41:12,536 --> 00:41:14,333 She must miss it. 443 00:41:14,839 --> 00:41:17,239 Unless she's getting it in Paris. That's it. 444 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:19,970 She gets it from other guys. It's only human! 445 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:28,718 If someone had said that to me... 446 00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:31,346 I'd already have busted his face. 447 00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:33,956 You didn't even flinch. 448 00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:38,889 You're repulsive. 449 00:41:43,267 --> 00:41:46,703 I'm through with our meetings in my room. Get lost. 450 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,103 Get lost, I said! 451 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,745 You haven't changed in a month. 452 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:31,709 What do you mean? 453 00:42:33,017 --> 00:42:34,780 Still as talkative! 454 00:42:38,155 --> 00:42:40,146 You know, I really liked your letter. 455 00:42:40,858 --> 00:42:42,826 Good thing I made a move. 456 00:42:42,893 --> 00:42:45,453 It's tough to get a word out of you. 457 00:42:45,529 --> 00:42:47,588 Girls don't write first! 458 00:42:51,535 --> 00:42:54,163 Your letters used to be much sweeter. 459 00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:56,467 You didn't overdo it! 460 00:42:58,609 --> 00:43:00,907 "You absolutely must come." 461 00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:05,611 But I liked that "absolutely." 462 00:43:09,286 --> 00:43:11,413 I'm glad you cut your hair. 463 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:13,379 It suits you. 464 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:16,056 Listen... 465 00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:18,952 I've booked a room for this afternoon. 466 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,960 What on earth for? 467 00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:26,864 Are you crazy? 468 00:43:28,072 --> 00:43:29,835 Have you gone mad? 469 00:43:32,876 --> 00:43:34,309 Well, I wouldn't dare. 470 00:43:35,012 --> 00:43:37,310 We can't spend the day indoors. 471 00:43:37,381 --> 00:43:39,042 It's going to rain. 472 00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:41,744 What about the camp? I'd meet your friends. 473 00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,184 No, thanks. 474 00:43:43,921 --> 00:43:45,513 Your dad likes to see me. 475 00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:47,849 Didn't you come to see me? 476 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,085 Oh, listen... 477 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:07,844 Remember Sophie? 478 00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:11,904 She went camping with Jean-Claude. That girl's nuts. 479 00:44:12,449 --> 00:44:15,714 - Did you know that? - I don't give a damn about Sophie. 480 00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:17,986 Miss, the check, please. 481 00:45:18,682 --> 00:45:20,149 No, it scares me. 482 00:46:27,384 --> 00:46:30,080 It doesn't matter, I love you. 483 00:47:16,433 --> 00:47:18,025 You'll miss it. 484 00:47:19,203 --> 00:47:23,572 You know, I've been told the first time is often a flop... 485 00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,198 for lots of people. 486 00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:26,765 You believe that? 487 00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:31,947 Don't worry. 488 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:33,744 See you next week. 489 00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:01,570 I found a whole collection in his room. 490 00:48:02,145 --> 00:48:04,136 Bravo, Deloux. Good work! 491 00:48:04,781 --> 00:48:06,840 See me in my office. 492 00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:10,044 Well, my friend. 493 00:48:10,187 --> 00:48:11,814 How shameful. 494 00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:20,893 It doesn't surprise me. 495 00:48:20,964 --> 00:48:23,558 That guy never paid his rent, never flushed the toilet. 496 00:48:23,634 --> 00:48:25,431 Pass the cheese. 497 00:48:31,074 --> 00:48:33,702 Reminds me of a woman I was once madly in love with. 498 00:48:37,781 --> 00:48:39,339 You got nothing to say? 499 00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:41,282 I don't find it hilarious. 500 00:48:42,052 --> 00:48:43,576 You find it sad, huh? 501 00:48:44,988 --> 00:48:47,548 Don't strain yourself. There's worse. 502 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:50,726 Want my beans? I can't finish them. Pity, they're good beans. 503 00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:51,920 No, thanks. 504 00:48:52,029 --> 00:48:54,964 Come on, you love them. Good camp food. 505 00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:56,727 - No, thanks. - Yes, thanks. 506 00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:00,099 - I'm not hungry. - Eat some beans, eases the gut. 507 00:49:23,994 --> 00:49:27,760 I absolutely must talk to you, bastard - Phil 508 00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:33,065 I got a strange message. 509 00:49:34,104 --> 00:49:36,038 If it's to make fun of me... 510 00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:40,098 What do you want? You're after something. 511 00:49:41,378 --> 00:49:43,209 I'm fed up. Game's over. 512 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:47,914 What's the "little favor"? 513 00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:52,314 I'll suck your cock, if that's it. 514 00:49:54,358 --> 00:49:57,259 - I don't want a thing. - Leave me alone! 515 00:49:58,595 --> 00:49:59,823 Forget me. 516 00:50:01,565 --> 00:50:03,499 I might kill myself. 517 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,235 If I do, I'll say it was because of you. 518 00:50:08,605 --> 00:50:10,630 You made my life miserable. 519 00:50:10,707 --> 00:50:12,641 What are you talking about? 520 00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:16,908 I don't know what you mean. 521 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:22,475 Let's say I've forgotten. All right? 522 00:50:23,286 --> 00:50:26,949 I just screwed you around a bit. Let's not talk about it anymore. 523 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:38,998 My pleasure. It's always a pleasure to shake the hand of a gentleman. 524 00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:53,878 Our Sunday together wasn't the greatest. 525 00:50:54,651 --> 00:50:56,016 Doesn't matter. 526 00:50:56,486 --> 00:50:58,818 I still really want to see you again. 527 00:50:59,623 --> 00:51:02,592 Something's the matter with you these days. 528 00:51:03,527 --> 00:51:05,791 I think I must visit you more often. 529 00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:09,765 I've arranged it so I can come again next Sunday. 530 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:13,298 And I hope it'll work out for the other Sundays, too. 531 00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:19,097 Don't worry because we didn't do you-know-what. 532 00:51:20,544 --> 00:51:24,640 We're a bit young. I think we need time to get used to each other. 533 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:29,184 Anyway, don't think I don't like you. 534 00:51:29,653 --> 00:51:32,019 I love you very much. I love your body. 535 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:33,454 I'm not scared. 536 00:51:34,658 --> 00:51:37,593 But all that seems rather low to me. 537 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:41,121 And there's nothing to do about it. 538 00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:45,059 I hope you won't show this letter to anyone. 539 00:51:45,135 --> 00:51:47,831 I love you dearly. Chantal. 540 00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,791 You okay? 541 00:52:46,396 --> 00:52:48,591 He came to fetch his chick. 542 00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:53,093 I'm coming. 543 00:52:56,439 --> 00:52:57,497 So you're Chantal. 544 00:52:57,574 --> 00:52:59,269 He's told me a lot about you. 545 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:01,936 - So, you wanted to sneak off? - Not at all. 546 00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,104 Sure. 547 00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:08,310 I've organized a swimming match this afternoon. Come to the pool. 548 00:53:08,385 --> 00:53:10,649 Do we have a choice, Officer? 549 00:53:13,456 --> 00:53:15,321 I'm counting on you. 550 00:53:19,763 --> 00:53:22,357 - Why the tracksuit? - I was on duty this morning. 551 00:53:22,432 --> 00:53:25,367 Now we have to go to camp, so I can change. 552 00:53:27,737 --> 00:53:29,398 It'll take me a second. 553 00:53:29,472 --> 00:53:31,963 Chantal, my dear! How nice to see you. 554 00:53:43,353 --> 00:53:45,082 Take care of the kids. I won't be long. 555 00:54:28,832 --> 00:54:30,459 Doesn't always work. 556 00:54:31,201 --> 00:54:34,637 How nice of you to come and visit us on Sundays. 557 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:40,136 - Where is Philippe? Did he dump you? - We're eating out. He's dressing. 558 00:54:43,146 --> 00:54:45,046 - Are you engaged? - No. 559 00:54:48,018 --> 00:54:50,714 - Then he's your boyfriend? - If you want. 560 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,649 - That's funny. - Why? 561 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,755 I'm just surprised. 562 00:54:59,362 --> 00:55:01,023 Let me tell you... 563 00:55:01,331 --> 00:55:03,322 a man with a needle in his eye... 564 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,858 doesn't give a damn about the fate of the British Navy. 565 00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,306 If you see what I mean. 566 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:18,543 Why not eat with us today? Make an exception. 567 00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:23,208 You don't like us? 568 00:55:23,953 --> 00:55:25,420 What I don't like... 569 00:55:25,488 --> 00:55:29,549 is the way you give orders and expect people to obey. 570 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,660 That one was below the belt! 571 00:55:44,407 --> 00:55:47,342 Boy, she's rough, your girl. She won't eat with us. 572 00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:49,303 We've booked. 573 00:55:49,612 --> 00:55:51,204 The loner act, eh! 574 00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:53,181 We don't feel like it. 575 00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,981 We don't feel like eating with you. 576 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:07,129 What are you doing? 577 00:56:07,664 --> 00:56:10,292 I'm locked in. The handle's broken. 578 00:56:13,069 --> 00:56:14,696 I don't believe it! 579 00:56:15,171 --> 00:56:17,230 You'll have to jump, pal. 580 00:56:17,507 --> 00:56:19,236 It's not very high. 581 00:56:25,648 --> 00:56:27,707 Don't do that! 582 00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:29,983 Philippe, come down, right away! 583 00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:31,645 Watch out! 584 00:56:31,888 --> 00:56:34,186 Listen, you see that thing... 585 00:56:35,258 --> 00:56:38,716 sticking out of the wall. The metal thing by the shutter. 586 00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:40,592 No, not the nail. Watch out. 587 00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:43,530 Further. There. Don't touch it. 588 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,227 Won't do you any good. 589 00:56:47,003 --> 00:56:49,801 Careful. Your pocket. 590 00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:53,570 Oh! He tore his pocket. He tore his pocket. 591 00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:59,007 You okay? 592 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:01,346 He'd sooner die than tell us. 593 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,609 You coming? 594 00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:17,789 You could be nicer. 595 00:57:17,867 --> 00:57:21,394 Your whole lives you can eat together. Don't snub us. 596 00:57:22,138 --> 00:57:23,901 See you at the pool! 597 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:46,060 More sauce? 598 00:57:55,839 --> 00:57:57,329 What's wrong? 599 00:57:58,041 --> 00:58:00,407 You were into some heavy talk with Marc. 600 00:58:01,511 --> 00:58:03,536 What was so interesting? 601 00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:11,785 I was telling the handsome Marc, that though I'm young... 602 00:58:12,388 --> 00:58:14,447 a while back I was even younger... 603 00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:16,653 and so was everyone else. 604 00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:19,361 And I wondered what it all meant. 605 00:58:20,396 --> 00:58:22,830 That it had to mean something awful. 606 00:58:24,767 --> 00:58:26,359 Are you angry? 607 00:58:29,439 --> 00:58:33,375 If it's any consolation, Marc stands for everything I loathe. 608 00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:35,610 I find him cheap and pretentious. 609 00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:40,773 You really want to go to the pool? 610 00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,376 No more than you do. 611 00:58:44,587 --> 00:58:46,316 So why don't we skip it? 612 00:58:55,231 --> 00:58:56,664 Okay. 613 00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:00,398 See you in a while, Dad. 614 00:59:07,243 --> 00:59:08,710 We have to go. 615 00:59:08,778 --> 00:59:12,839 My father's going to make a speech. He wants the whole camp there. 616 00:59:23,693 --> 00:59:25,126 Swimmers, on your marks. 617 00:59:54,657 --> 00:59:57,023 - What's wrong? - Headache. 618 01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:49,009 Will you shut up? 619 01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,213 Quiet! 620 01:00:54,817 --> 01:00:56,079 My children... 621 01:00:58,021 --> 01:01:02,048 I have something unfortunate to tell you: 622 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:07,053 Raoul Deloux is going to have to leave us. 623 01:01:08,097 --> 01:01:12,864 Our colleague is guilty of a serious professional lapse. 624 01:01:13,369 --> 01:01:17,669 In an establishment such as ours, that is unforgivable. 625 01:01:19,242 --> 01:01:21,574 We must make an example of him. 626 01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:27,179 I may at times seem harsh but you well know that my concern... 627 01:01:27,250 --> 01:01:30,481 is fairness and justice. 628 01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:33,517 I know that... 629 01:01:33,589 --> 01:01:37,491 in life we all have our weaknesses. 630 01:01:39,562 --> 01:01:41,120 Raoul Deloux... 631 01:01:41,531 --> 01:01:44,830 we bid you farewell and goodbye. 632 01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:50,061 In spite of it all, we will retain good memories of you. 633 01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:58,975 Say a few words to them. They'd appreciate the gesture. 634 01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:01,107 Mr. Deloux has a few words. 635 01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:03,914 Shit! I hate you all. 636 01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:05,817 I hate the lot of you! 637 01:02:18,434 --> 01:02:20,368 He'll swallow his tongue! 638 01:02:20,436 --> 01:02:22,996 Let me! Let me, I know how. 639 01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:28,872 Take him away! He's repulsive! 640 01:02:28,945 --> 01:02:31,209 Leave me alone. My suitcase. 641 01:02:33,449 --> 01:02:36,577 Marc, do something, get them playing. Come on, move! 642 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:38,880 Get in the pool! 643 01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:45,358 He's sick. 644 01:02:52,835 --> 01:02:55,497 - Do something! - Okay, I'm going. 645 01:03:06,415 --> 01:03:07,848 I want to throw up. 646 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:11,353 - Not in front of everyone. - I'll take him to the john. 647 01:03:12,388 --> 01:03:14,481 - Me, too! - I'd rather you didn't. 648 01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:16,081 Stay here. Wait for me. 649 01:03:21,998 --> 01:03:23,522 Go on. 650 01:03:25,234 --> 01:03:26,963 I can't. 651 01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:29,066 I never can. 652 01:03:29,205 --> 01:03:30,604 Force yourself. 653 01:03:30,673 --> 01:03:32,538 Think about garbage, about shit. 654 01:03:32,608 --> 01:03:34,872 Put two fingers in your mouth. 655 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:39,410 - You'll puke. - I don't like it. 656 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:41,814 You're a drag! Puke, I tell you! 657 01:03:52,061 --> 01:03:53,892 There, that's better. 658 01:03:56,432 --> 01:03:58,059 Leave me alone. 659 01:03:58,467 --> 01:04:00,230 Why'd you throw me in the water? 660 01:04:00,303 --> 01:04:03,101 You lied to me in the stadium the other day. 661 01:04:03,172 --> 01:04:05,265 You're gunning for me. 662 01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:07,371 Is it because of your girl? 663 01:04:07,443 --> 01:04:09,536 Shut your big mouth. 664 01:04:09,612 --> 01:04:11,477 And eave me alone! 665 01:04:11,881 --> 01:04:13,439 Some gratitude! 666 01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:15,984 You can say that again! Piss off! 667 01:04:16,052 --> 01:04:18,247 Keep it down! Shithead. 668 01:04:18,988 --> 01:04:20,922 You ordering me around? 669 01:04:22,024 --> 01:04:24,424 You really make me feel like... 670 01:04:25,628 --> 01:04:27,027 feel like... 671 01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:29,055 kicking your ass... 672 01:04:29,632 --> 01:04:31,759 humiliating you... 673 01:04:33,903 --> 01:04:35,564 you poor little thing! 674 01:04:40,576 --> 01:04:42,271 Look what you did. 675 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,313 Disgusting! 676 01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:49,878 Eat your shit. 677 01:04:49,952 --> 01:04:51,749 Eat it. Eat it! 678 01:05:01,764 --> 01:05:04,392 - What's up? - I was helping him to puke. 679 01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:05,798 - Let him be. - He shouted. 680 01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:07,733 He's nuts. He says I hurt him. 681 01:05:09,405 --> 01:05:10,531 Leave him alone. 682 01:05:10,606 --> 01:05:14,474 But I do! I take care of him and he balls me out. Shit! 683 01:05:14,677 --> 01:05:16,144 What a loser! 684 01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:18,577 What are you doing with someone like that? 685 01:05:22,952 --> 01:05:25,284 Don't come in. Leave me alone. 686 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:39,918 I wasn't going to let you drown, you know. 687 01:06:54,243 --> 01:06:55,540 How disgusting! 688 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:09,218 I can't say I'm proud of it. 689 01:07:10,292 --> 01:07:14,854 You'd think we were giving awards for stupidity and nastiness! 690 01:07:16,632 --> 01:07:19,658 If their parents saw this, God help me! 691 01:07:21,103 --> 01:07:24,766 No shade of vileness is missing! 692 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:28,533 For my own amusement, I classified them. 693 01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:30,408 Here's Banality: 694 01:07:30,946 --> 01:07:33,437 "Whoever reads this is an asshole." 695 01:07:34,784 --> 01:07:38,447 Please, there's more to come! Slanders: 696 01:07:38,788 --> 01:07:41,416 "Marcassin is a nitwit." 697 01:07:42,191 --> 01:07:43,852 Enigmas: 698 01:07:43,926 --> 01:07:48,454 "The camp stinks and the director shits in his pants." 699 01:07:49,865 --> 01:07:51,765 Whatever that means. 700 01:07:52,101 --> 01:07:54,467 Here we have Insults: 701 01:07:55,037 --> 01:07:59,303 "Philippe's campers are sissies." 702 01:08:00,209 --> 01:08:02,234 Philippe says, "Thank you." 703 01:08:02,445 --> 01:08:04,413 Pornography: 704 01:08:04,513 --> 01:08:06,777 "Let's see the nurse bare-ass." 705 01:08:09,885 --> 01:08:14,322 All in all, I found only two suggestions, if I can call them that... 706 01:08:14,390 --> 01:08:17,018 for our farewell party. Listen: 707 01:08:18,227 --> 01:08:22,960 "For the party, let's eat ourselves sick!" 708 01:08:23,966 --> 01:08:26,298 This one's more soulful: 709 01:08:26,502 --> 01:08:28,902 "A cock contest." 710 01:08:34,043 --> 01:08:36,739 I know it's hilarious. 711 01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:39,509 I can't laugh. I have chapped lips. 712 01:08:39,582 --> 01:08:41,675 I'm still waiting for your suggestions. 713 01:08:47,690 --> 01:08:49,055 We could... 714 01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,592 go on an excursion? 715 01:08:50,659 --> 01:08:53,184 Hell, no. That means bus rides. 716 01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:56,060 Kids puking all over. 717 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,432 - What about a tournament? - Football! 718 01:09:01,604 --> 01:09:04,368 It has to be a change. We play football all the time. 719 01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:07,170 - A picnic? - Would that interest them? 720 01:09:09,345 --> 01:09:12,371 - It would have to be outstanding. - With nice food. 721 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,780 How about, you know... 722 01:09:18,187 --> 01:09:19,654 a fair with booths. 723 01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:21,451 With things to win. 724 01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:23,223 What about money? 725 01:09:23,559 --> 01:09:27,086 Where will they get the money? You'd have to pay at these booths. 726 01:09:27,463 --> 01:09:28,452 Otherwise... 727 01:09:28,898 --> 01:09:31,128 And it wouldn't sit well with the parents... 728 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:33,896 who already have to pay for their kids' vacations... 729 01:09:33,969 --> 01:09:36,369 to have to pay more for our little party. 730 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:41,942 Why not the suggestion in the box? 731 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,842 The cock contest? 732 01:09:44,313 --> 01:09:45,507 No. 733 01:09:45,881 --> 01:09:47,348 A great meal. 734 01:09:47,416 --> 01:09:48,508 Dull! 735 01:09:48,584 --> 01:09:50,677 How's this for originality? 736 01:09:50,753 --> 01:09:54,211 Three sweets instead of two with Sunday dinner. 737 01:09:56,859 --> 01:10:00,522 Listen, Herve. We don't need any nasty wisecracks. 738 01:10:00,596 --> 01:10:01,961 Keep them to yourself. 739 01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:04,456 And a paper chase? 740 01:10:04,533 --> 01:10:06,694 Enough of this. Can I speak? 741 01:10:06,902 --> 01:10:09,427 How come no one mentioned it? 742 01:10:10,072 --> 01:10:11,801 A costume party. 743 01:10:12,441 --> 01:10:15,604 We'll invite the villagers and the parents. 744 01:10:16,178 --> 01:10:18,373 Everyone likes dressing up. 745 01:10:19,181 --> 01:10:21,012 We can do it outside. 746 01:10:27,456 --> 01:10:30,186 Will you believe that I've calmed down? 747 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:33,719 Things weren't so good before. 748 01:10:34,797 --> 01:10:37,322 We're having a camp farewell party. 749 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:39,667 Don't come. 750 01:10:40,135 --> 01:10:42,603 You must have had enough of my shenanigans! 751 01:10:43,772 --> 01:10:47,230 We'll meet in Paris in a few days and I'll explain all. 752 01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:52,640 Forgive me for not being simpler and easier to understand. 753 01:10:53,048 --> 01:10:54,174 I wish I were. 754 01:10:55,351 --> 01:10:56,750 Tender kisses. 755 01:10:57,286 --> 01:10:59,220 Forgive me, but I'll be there. 756 01:11:00,022 --> 01:11:01,922 You'll see, I'm right. 757 01:11:03,158 --> 01:11:05,023 I want to know what you want. 758 01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:08,021 I want to know all your secrets... 759 01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:12,192 to understand and love them, to show you mine. 760 01:11:14,236 --> 01:11:17,672 If we could spend a night together, sleeping like kids... 761 01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:19,037 all would be well. 762 01:11:20,276 --> 01:11:22,039 That's why I'll be there. 763 01:11:22,411 --> 01:11:24,276 That's why I love you. 764 01:12:08,891 --> 01:12:10,552 Ah, my little Chantal... 765 01:12:10,626 --> 01:12:14,619 I bet you've never tasted whiskey in your life. Come with me. 766 01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:20,067 - What about Phil? Isn't he here? - He's coming. 767 01:12:20,135 --> 01:12:21,295 Where is he? 768 01:12:21,370 --> 01:12:22,860 Dressed up as what? 769 01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:25,132 You'll see. 770 01:12:43,992 --> 01:12:45,084 Ask me to dance! 771 01:12:49,331 --> 01:12:51,993 - Was that meant for me? - Who else! 772 01:12:52,401 --> 01:12:53,993 Marc, please. 773 01:12:55,504 --> 01:12:56,698 May I? 774 01:13:01,944 --> 01:13:04,674 - Who's the dark lady? - They call me La Upa. 775 01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:29,403 - How tasteless. - Since when was this party tasteful? 776 01:13:29,872 --> 01:13:31,840 I'm in a strange mood. 777 01:13:32,975 --> 01:13:34,408 Ready for anything! 778 01:13:35,043 --> 01:13:37,807 I find you more appealing than usual. 779 01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,275 You're such a dear, tonight. 780 01:13:42,484 --> 01:13:44,008 Isn't he dumb! 781 01:13:45,387 --> 01:13:48,686 And you, tonight, are so lovely! 782 01:13:49,925 --> 01:13:51,984 But then, you're always lovely. 783 01:13:55,464 --> 01:13:56,863 You bitch! 784 01:13:57,633 --> 01:13:59,225 Some orangeade? 785 01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:01,633 With a dash of arsenic, please. 786 01:14:02,304 --> 01:14:04,795 - Beg your pardon? - I'll take it straight. 787 01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:08,805 Angel, they're looking at us. 788 01:14:08,877 --> 01:14:12,904 They're looking at us? Let them look, my sweet, mad thing! 789 01:14:14,516 --> 01:14:16,677 She's quite insane tonight! 790 01:14:17,719 --> 01:14:19,050 Buy me a drink? 791 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:21,146 Don't we fly! This way, princess. 792 01:14:21,223 --> 01:14:24,090 Make way, bunch of... The lady is thirsty. 793 01:14:25,727 --> 01:14:27,922 Would you like to take over? I surrender. 794 01:14:28,397 --> 01:14:31,059 Not tonight. Tonight he's all yours, Marc. 795 01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:34,861 Exactly! Tonight I only dance with Marc. 796 01:14:35,437 --> 01:14:37,337 Marc the matador. 797 01:14:37,406 --> 01:14:39,874 Get off my back! 798 01:14:40,809 --> 01:14:43,004 Marc, tonight is our night. 799 01:14:43,545 --> 01:14:47,743 - You're a pig. Don't let her down. - Okay, but it's the last dance. 800 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:07,829 Cut it out. Everyone's looking. 801 01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:16,469 You're pissing me off. That's enough. 802 01:15:18,614 --> 01:15:20,445 Marc, don't leave me. 803 01:15:21,016 --> 01:15:24,884 Sir, tell her to quit. She's starting to bore me. 804 01:15:26,889 --> 01:15:28,481 Quit or I'll punch you. 805 01:15:45,941 --> 01:15:47,135 Shit! 806 01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:52,036 You're dancing with my lover, Jezebel. 807 01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:54,745 I said you're with my lover, whore. 808 01:15:54,816 --> 01:15:56,807 You asshole! Piss off! 809 01:15:56,985 --> 01:15:58,384 Heave ho! 810 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,822 What now? 811 01:16:15,137 --> 01:16:18,106 Marc, my little one. Where do you hide them? 812 01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:21,770 Here, Marc, it's here. 813 01:16:22,911 --> 01:16:24,936 What are you afraid of? 814 01:16:31,153 --> 01:16:32,643 Where does it hurt? 815 01:16:43,498 --> 01:16:46,228 Fists won't do it, Marc. Wrong approach! 816 01:16:46,535 --> 01:16:48,901 I'm ashamed. I'm just ashamed. 817 01:16:49,404 --> 01:16:52,498 I feel those needles in the same places you do. 818 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:58,508 I itch in the same places you do. 819 01:17:15,397 --> 01:17:17,558 - You'll get hurt. - Leave me alone. 820 01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:25,738 You're low, but don't be afraid of that. You're real! 821 01:17:38,453 --> 01:17:39,943 He pricked me! 822 01:17:43,058 --> 01:17:44,582 He pricked me! 823 01:17:45,527 --> 01:17:47,017 He's nuts! 824 01:17:51,266 --> 01:17:52,597 Excuse me. 825 01:18:29,838 --> 01:18:34,207 A few years later... 826 01:18:34,910 --> 01:18:36,400 Come and see. 827 01:18:40,115 --> 01:18:41,582 Shall we take it? 828 01:18:42,584 --> 01:18:44,142 Not so loud, he's coming. 829 01:18:44,519 --> 01:18:45,918 You like it, huh? 830 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:48,455 It's not bad. 831 01:18:49,257 --> 01:18:51,088 What more do you want? 832 01:18:51,259 --> 01:18:53,318 A thousand square feet on rue Mademoiselle... 833 01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:55,829 - You find it noisy? - A bit. Yes. 834 01:18:56,498 --> 01:18:58,625 You're tough to please! 835 01:18:59,267 --> 01:19:01,565 This is the living room. 836 01:19:01,636 --> 01:19:05,595 That's how they make 'em now, spacious! 837 01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:08,372 Few rooms, but lots of space. 838 01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:12,311 I'd say go easy on the furniture, to keep that roomy feeling. 839 01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,848 Did you notice the closets? 840 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:18,250 Closets to the right, closets to the left. 841 01:19:18,353 --> 01:19:19,820 It's not cheap, though. 842 01:19:20,088 --> 01:19:24,081 I don't agree. If I could afford it, I'd jump at it. 843 01:19:25,727 --> 01:19:28,093 The bathroom. Glazed porcelain. 844 01:19:28,296 --> 01:19:29,524 It is rather steep. 845 01:19:31,233 --> 01:19:34,498 About the agency fee, since it's you, I can work something out. 846 01:19:34,569 --> 01:19:37,129 I mean, we can work it out together. 847 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:41,006 It is strange seeing you again. 848 01:19:41,710 --> 01:19:44,008 It's been a while. How long? 849 01:19:47,048 --> 01:19:49,516 He hasn't changed. Still the... 850 01:19:50,719 --> 01:19:52,949 On the other hand, you're a bit... 851 01:19:53,021 --> 01:19:56,115 You look better now, more... 852 01:19:56,191 --> 01:19:58,682 - When's the wedding? - What wedding? 853 01:20:01,196 --> 01:20:02,823 You're so right! 854 01:20:03,698 --> 01:20:05,962 I made the big mistake, and now... 855 01:20:06,034 --> 01:20:09,765 So, let's go back to the agency and do a little paperwork. 856 01:20:20,549 --> 01:20:22,574 - After you! - No, you go. 857 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:23,913 Come on! 858 01:20:24,085 --> 01:20:25,450 After you! 59902

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