All language subtitles for Hormones-S1 Ep 3.ass

-You play the guitar?
-Do you want to come see me play?

PREVIOUSLY ON HORMONES

I didn't really like how you played today.

I did it for you, Toei.

If you really played for me today,
then I'm disappointed.

Damn it. I'm horny too,

but if you don't have condoms,
we're done here.

Hey, it's Peck.

-Are you waiting to pick up Sprite?
-There she is.

-I have to go. See you later.
-Bye.

-Bye.
-Bye.

Excuse me. Can I have your Line-ID ?

She is my girlfriend.

Hey. Your school emblem looks nice.

Remember. Stay away
from my friend's girlfriend.

Attention. For the Teacher's Day ceremony,

we have the representatives
who will carry the flower offering.

The votes from the students
of each year's classes are in.

The representatives of the 11th grade
are Khongkwan and Chaichana.

ELEVENTH GRADE

PRESERVING THAI TRADITION
AND PROMOTING THAILAND GLOBALLY

Who thought of the theme?
There's nothing creative about it.

Since we already have this theme,

let's brainstorm what we can do with it.

Some of us might have great ideas.

It should have a Thai vibe,
while being universal at the same time.

Let's make it funny.

I think humor is universal.

If we take a traditional approach,
it will come out looking all the same.

The purpose of the Teacher's Day ceremony
is to show respect.

Using traditional flower offering motifs
shouldn't be looked down upon.

If we make a funny flower offering motif
as Win suggested,

it may be received as being inappropriate.

Kwan, so you're saying
we should go traditional, right?

No, I'm not making that decision.
I just thought that

if we talk things out and discuss,

something good might come up.

We are wasting our time.

How about this?

Anyone who is in favor of Kwan's idea
go and make a traditional looking one.

And anyone who likes my idea,
can make a separate one.

That should be fair.

I agree. I think the teachers
might like the funny ones.

It's a good idea, Kwan,
to split up and do our own.

If we make two kinds, it will be more fun.

Okay. If everyone agrees,
then it's settled.

For our flower offering,

we can gather everyone's ideas
and we will go from there.

So, everyone in my group,
let's get together here and get started.

Come on.

Come on.

I think our flower offering
will be the most beautiful.

-I guarantee it.
-Hey. There's a hole.

Hey, did you get here late?

Did you get to clean up trash
as a punishment?

So, did you finish all your homework?

You haven't turned them in either, right?

Don't forget to put it
on the teacher's desk, okay?

Hey, May.

-Can I borrow your correction fluid?
-It's on my desk. Go ahead.

-One glass of iced coffee, please.
-Sure.

-This is for his coffee.
-Okay.

-Here.
-Forget it.

Why didn't you tell Peck

about what you saw
on the first day of school?

It's none of my business.

Right.

I see.

I just want to know
what kind of person you are.

Anyway...

thanks.

You punk ass!

Help! Somebody, help!

We went easy on you this time.
If you jump me again, I'll kill you.

Let's go.

Phai, are you okay?

Those bastards.
How dare they jump my homie?

Next time I see them,
they're going to be dead.

I'm down with that.

Me, too.

So am I.

How about you? Are you hurt?

Well...

I'm still a little shocked.

Why aren't you resting?

It's not like I'm sick.
It's just a few bruises.

Does that help?

Sort of.

You have been hanging out
with Peck for a while now,

and we run into each other often enough.

So, why haven't we ever talked?

I don't know.

Do I seem unfriendly?

It's not that.

So, why didn't you talk to me?

It's not that I didn't want to,

but I just didn't know what to say.

Phai, am I cute?

Well...

yes.

And do you think I am pretty?

And who do you think
is the prettiest in our grade?

I change my mind. Who is
the prettiest girl you have ever seen?

That's hard. I don't know.

That's not an answer. You're no fun.

Make up your mind.

I can't really say.

You can't say?

You just need eyes to tell
who's pretty and who isn't.

I never really try to look.

Are you gay?
That's why you don't look at girls.

You don't like girls?

Of course I do.

But I can't just stare.
I feel awkward about it.

Are you for real?

Look at her like this.

Are you taking a good look?

So, can you answer me now?

Am I pretty or not?

Just leave those, boys.
Go to class. I'll clean that up.

Okay, then.

All right.

-Peck, we're taking off.
-Bye.

Catch you all later.

Have a good one.

I'll drop you off.

We are back to check out what's cool
and happening at school.

VR Source knows.

VR Source sees.

Rumor has it this is the place

where it all went down

on the day of the Club Exhibition.

We also have a...

Here she is!

Come here, you,

our stand-in actress. What's your name?

Hey, we've been studying together
for a while now,

so don't act like you don't know my name.

Aoijai! This is Aoijai.

Aoijai is today's special
guest actress for our show.

And together with...

Hey! Sompong, come here!

Your guys' names even go well together,

just like the two of us hosts.

Stop it.

You're embarrassing me.

On that day, I was walking upstairs
with a friend to get stuff.

When suddenly, the doors
to the biochem lab swung open.

REENACTMENT OF THE INCIDENT

That's when she came out,
clothes all undone.

She looked very awkward.

REENACTMENT OF THE INCIDENT

A few seconds after that,

my friend whose name starts
with a T, followed her out.

His clothes were just as undone as hers.

What were they doing in there?

I think that was obvious.

What's more interesting
is that I overheard them

talking about...

condoms.

WITNESS

Have you seen the latest episode
of VR Source yet?

The news about someone having sex
in the biochem lab

during the day of the Club Exhibition.

I've already seen it.

Who do you think it was?

"T" stands for Tee, the new kid, for sure.
He admitted to it already.

As for the "S," I bet it's Sprite.
What do you think?

-I agree.
-It's obvious.

No one else sleeps around more than her.

She probably has slept
with every guy at this school.

There's no doubt about it.
Sprite is so wild.

I heard her boyfriend is the violent type.

Yes, Peck is like that.

How scary. Tee will probably
get his finger chopped off.

Really?

I heard that Sprite's boyfriend
had chopped off someone's finger.

It's hard to believe Peck
would do such a thing.

Poor Tee.

He lowered himself to her level,

and now he'll lose a finger for it, too.

That might not be the worst of it.

He'll probably get
some other things chopped off, too.

What are you talking about?

ELEVENTH GRADE

Why are you sitting here?

Tar asked to switch seats with me.

So, this is how you want it to be?

Fine!

Hey, Peck.

Take it easy.

Don't tell me to take it easy!

What do you think I am?

Do you think I am an idiot?

No.

I really look up to you.

You don't deserve
to have this happen to you.

But please don't hurt Sprite.

If you were me, what would you do...

if your girlfriend was cheating on you

and flirting with other guys?

Would you let others
disrespect you like that?

Tell me, man. What would you do?

Peck, I...

-I...
-We caught the guy.

So, you're Tee?
Do you know who you're messing with?

You're messing around with my girlfriend!

I don't want to be blamed
for kicking a little kid's ass.

But in your case...

You deserve it.

Teach him a lesson, boys.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. I didn't do it.

Stop it!

Tee didn't do it with me.

He didn't have a condom on him.

You slut!

So, the only reason why you didn't do it
was because there was no condom?

Don't think my love has no limits
that you can do whatever you feel like.

TEACHER'S DAY CEREMONY 2012
NADAO BANGKOK COLLEGE

LITERARY APPRECIATION

Bow down.

Your flower offering was so cool.

All the teachers and students
were laughing and smiling.

Even Kwan likes it.

I am informing the two of you that today,
I, Mr. Mhog, need to excuse myself.

Where are you off to?

I'm meeting Mint at Siam Square.

Who is Mint?

My girlfriend.

Your girlfriend?

What? Since when? How?

Slow down, guys. One at a time.

I met Mint at Angkriz.

London?

Never heard of LoukGolf,
the English tutor?

You have never taken tutoring classes?

No.

That's why your English is so bad.

He dissed me.

Hello.

Yes. I'm leaving now.

See you soon.

Hey. Let me see your phone.

Were you talking to a real person

or just your imaginary girl?

What have you been smoking?

I'm leaving. I don't want to be late.

TRADITIONAL COFFEE

-What would you like to have?
-Iced coffee, please.

-Instant coffee or Thai dripped?
-Thai dripped, please.

Ms. Aor?

Hi, Kwan.

What are you doing?

I'm checking homework.

-I see.
-It's so boring.

Can I be of any help?

If you can check them correctly,
I'll let you do them all.

Then I'll...

I'm just teasing. Don't worry.
I can finish this up myself.

Oh, by the way, today both of your
flower offerings were really great.

I'm very proud of my students.

Win's flower offering was very funny.

Yes, it was very funny.
Everyone in class liked it, too.

I think it was a good idea because it made
the Teacher's Day ceremony more colorful.

Every time we chant
the Teacher's Prayer, I fall asleep.

Ms. Aor?

Why did you become a teacher?

Why? Is it that obvious how bored I am?

That's not what I meant.
I didn't mean it like that.

Right now, I want to study dentistry.

-And?
-But...

I'm not sure if I want to be a dentist.
I'm confused.

So, I wanted to ask you,

when did you know
that you wanted to be a teacher?

Everyone in my family
is a government employee.

So, my parents wanted me
to work for the government, too.

But when I was a student,

I hated teachers who were unreasonable.

When I was a student,
I always argued with those teachers.

So, when I became a teacher,
I decided that

this was my opportunity
to change a system that I didn't like.

That was the day I decided
I wanted to be a teacher.

But if you don't like what you are doing,
will you be happy at your job, then?

Who told you I didn't like my job?

I really like what I'm doing,

especially when I run into a rowdy student
who reminds me of my old self.

That's when I know karma is real.

It's the system and the people
that I don't like.

On the other hand,
my students make me happy.

That's why I'm very happy with my job.

Do you get what I'm saying?
You look speechless.

I get it, but I am touched.

Touched. Really?

Hello, Mint?

Where are you?
I have been waiting for a long time.

I'm almost there.

Okay.

See you in a few minutes.

Phai.

Come sit down.

Are you mad at me, too?

Am I really a slut?

Is it wrong for being the way I am?

There's nothing wrong
with who we are or how we are.

But it is our actions...

that are wrong.

Hello?

Where?

Siam Square? I'm on my way.

What's going on?

Phai!

I let you go with a warning,

and now you turn around and mess up again.

Phai is here.

Phai, take care of this jerk.
He's all yours.

-Stop right there!
-Shit! Let's roll.

Hey!

Come up, so I can clean your wounds.

Don't worry about it. Come on.

It's strange that my mom's asleep already.

She normally works late.

She probably has a meeting in the morning.

From your personality, I didn't expect
your room to be this clean.

Why?

Because you figured I was a dirty girl?

I'll take it as a compliment, then.

Actually, my mom hires a maid to help out.

She cleans and cooks for us.

If we had to do it ourselves,
this place would be a mess.

Does it hurt?

A little.

Can you turn your head towards me?

I can't see.

Phai.

Thank you.

I always believe that

everything that happened...

was because of the way
we feel for each other.

Do you know you are unlike everyone else?

How so?

Is that bad or good?

You're always yourself...

and you don't think like everyone else.

I don't know what people say about you.

But, to me, you are quite all right.

If anyone else said this to me...

I wouldn't have believed them.

Why?

Because you are also unlike everyone else.

TO: PECK

LET'S BREAK UP

MS. PAWITA SUJINDHARA
CLOZE MAGAZINE'S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

You're quite the homemaker.
Do you know how to cook, too?

No. I just know how to iron
and wash the dishes.

Next time, I will cook for you.
I make good food.

I don't believe you.

When you can't get enough,
don't say I didn't warn you.

Mom, why did you come back?

I forgot my keys.

Mom, this is Phai, my friend from school.

He's gay.

Hi.

Will you be leaving soon?
If you are, I will drop you off.

-What would you like?
-A glass of iced chocolate, please.

Make it two, please.

I think you're fucking...

-Are you done playing around?
-I am for real this time.

-Hey!
-Shit! Don't sneak up on me like that.

Phai, can I sit with you?

Yes, sure.

So, why are you eating all by yourself?

Where is your gang?

They are finishing up some work.
I was hungry, so I came to eat first.

Lucky you, Phai. No matter how much
you eat, you don't get fat. I'm jealous.

What are you listening to?

Right now, I am really
into Death of a Salesman.

Have you listened to their songs before?

Yes, I have. I like them a lot.

That's cool!
Nobody has really heard of them yet.

Tar and I like them a lot.

Which song do you like?

I like many of their songs.

Like, which song? Can you name one for me?

From which album?

Their debut album.

That one? I like the first track a lot.

I see.

How about you? Which album do you like?

Ying.

This band only released one album.

-Boobs.
-What?

-What boob?
-What did you just say?

No idea. Forget it.

Won't you get busted
for sneaking out of class like this?

DO YOU WANT TO WATCH
A MOVIE THIS AFTERNOON?

IF YES, THEN PUCKER YOUR LIPS

And if I say no?

Are you still mad at me?

Damn. I'm telling you.
Tonight is going to be lit.

Phai, what are you doing? Let's go.

Going where? I've got something to do.

The hell you do!

Today is Peck's birthday.

It's my birthday. I rode all the way
to your school to pick you up.

Aren't you going to greet me
a happy birthday?

Come on. We can go together.

If you flake again,
I will tell Peck you forgot his birthday.

Are we back in elementary school?

What a snitch.
Phai will not miss the party.

I got the drinks covered.

There's enough alcohol for everyone.

There's no need to hurry. Take it easy.

One at a time. Here you go.

No.

If she doesn't want any,
then don't give her any.

I'll drink it myself. Here.

Nguan, pour away.

Aren't you going to entertain
your boyfriend?

What's with the bored face?

What's up with you?
I said I was sorry. Why are you still mad?

How couldn't I be mad?

Do you want to try
being bitch-slapped in public?

You were a bitch. You had it coming.

Let her be. Bottoms up. Come on.

Here.

-Let's cheers.
-Lift your glasses.

Let's drink. Cheers!

You know, actually,
I have something to tell you.

What is it?

I know all of you guys love me a lot.

You guys are like brothers to me.

At first, I was afraid
you might get assaulted.

But after hanging out with you...

I trust you the most.

I know you can look out
for all of these guys.

I want you to look out for everyone
when I'm not around.

Sure thing.

What's wrong with you?
Why are you so quiet?

Are you drunk, sleepy, or something?

Fine. Tell me when you know the answer.

Peck.

What is it?

Sprite and I...

I'm really sorry.

How long ago?

I asked you, how long ago?

Stand up.

What were you thinking?

I didn't mean to.

I really like her.

Why are you telling me this?

I feel guilty.

You feel guilty.

You feel guilty.

You feel guilty?

If you knew it was wrong,
why did you do it in the first place?

Why did you do it?

Get out of here.

I told you to get out.

Go!

I would never take
a girl like her seriously.

If you think she really loves you...

you can have her.

But from now on, you and I are through.

Did you get into a fight?

Let's cheers!

NEXT EPISODE

I'm red all over.

You know you're allergic,
but you still drank a lot.

What about you? Is your girl, Mint, real?

Or is she some imaginary girlfriend?

Subtitle translation by Joey Vajrabukk