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[Typewriter clicking]
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[Ding]
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[Gunshot]
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[Typewriter clicking]
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[Ding]
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What are you doing?
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Bev, what are you doing?
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Stop.
No.
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Please.
No!
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I'm going home.
You stay.
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You're obviously
flourishing here.
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Is this because
I went surfing today?
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OK, obviously it's not
because I went surfing.
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Bev, come on, talk to me.
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Bev. Bev!
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Look, I realize L.A.
hasn't exactly been your favorite...
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This isn't about L.A.
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:Front door ajar.
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Wait. Is it
about the show?
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It's one more day of shooting,
a week in post.
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Move.
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:Front door ajar.
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One week. Then the work
will be done,
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and we can both leave together,
with our heads held high.
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Heads held high?
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Have you not seen our heads?
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It's all we can do to not
kick them when we walk.
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All right, look, we've
made some compromises...
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This isn't about
the fucking show.
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:Front door ajar.
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Well, then what is it about?
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:Front door ajar.
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Does this bitch ever shut up?!
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You know what this is about.
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What?
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Morning? Oh, my God!
Look, I'm telling you,
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I have no interest
in her at all.
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I saw you wanking to her
the other night.
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What? I... No, I...
How did...
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How did? Who did?
I... I...
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:Front door ajar...
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[Machinery droning] All right!
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There may have been
a little wanking!
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But there is
nothing between us.
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I just saw you with her.
What?!
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I saw you with her just now!
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I saw you hugging her
in front of our house!
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She wasn't here! She...
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There was... She wasn't...
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Ernesto!
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Ernesto!
What?
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Please turn that off!
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[Turns off]
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I'm sorry.
Did you want me?
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I want you to turn off
the leaf blower.
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I did.
Yeah.
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Now. But before...
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Hey, Bev!
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No! No! Wait!
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Bev, stop!
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You're on the wrong side!
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No, Sean...
you're on the wrong side!
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That's not what I meant!
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[Dialing]
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COMPUTERIZED VOICE:Automated dialing.
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Call Bob.
Command.
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Call Bob.
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Dialing Mom.
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No, not Mom. Bob.
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[Dialing]
Cancel.
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[Ringing]
Cancel.
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Stop!
WOMAN: Hello?
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Hey, Ma. It's Matt.
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Nothing. Just calling
to say hi.
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[Tires screeching]
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MAN: And the BAFTA Award
goes to...
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Sean and Beverly Lincoln
for Lyman's Boys!
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[Applause]
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MAN: There you are!
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Oh, you bloody bastards.
You've done it again.
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[Laughs] And again!
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Stop doing it!
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We're so sorry.
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We promise, never again.
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Yeah, you fuckers.
That's what you said last year.
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[Chuckles] No, no.
Honestly, I'm...
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I'm, you know,
really pleased for you.
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BEVERLY: That's sweet.
Thank you.
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Oh, he's so not pleased.
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[Laughs]
No, he's not.
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Well, I'm happy for us.
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I'm just...happy.
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[Laughs]
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How soon can we leave?
Don't know.
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Have we made enough people
feel bad about themselves?
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[Laughs]
Oh, my God.
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What? Who's that?
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That's Merc Lapidus.
Who?
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Merc Lapidus.
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Repeating it doesn't help me.
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From America.
He's president of...
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Winners! Ha ha!
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Forgive me. Don't want
to interrupt.
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Merc Lapidus.
I am the president...
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Please. We know
who you are.
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Hi, Sean and Beverly...
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Ahh!
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Ha ha ha!
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And you, with the funny speech.
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Oh, that's not necess...
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Oh, all right.
Ha ha!
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You know what my fantasy is?
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I'm gonna guess.
Either shoes or nuns.
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[Laughs]
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My fantasy is,
I wake up tomorrow,
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and I've got your show
on my network.
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Well, that's very flattering.
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No, no, I'm not just
blowing smoke here.
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I love your show.
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I love it.
Seriously...
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I want to have sex
with your show.
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[Laughs] Well.
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I'm telling you...
an American version
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would be huge.
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It could be, like,
The Office meets...
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Our show?
Yes! Ha ha!
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But... But we'd have
to do it right.
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No farming this one out to
some shitty American writers.
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I want what's in these
amazing Britishy heads!
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What, us, come to L.A.?
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That's interesting.
Is it?
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Uh-oh. She's giving you
the wife look.
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[Laughs] Whoa! Now she's
giving me the wife look!
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Oh, hello.
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Have you guys tried these?
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Ohh. What are these
little berries?
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They're genius! They're, like...
magic berries.
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They're actually loganberries.
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[British accent]
Loganberries!
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Now I want to have sex
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with your show
and these berries.
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When I was a little girl, my
grandmother lived in Yorkshire
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and had loganberries
in her garden.
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Every summer we'd
pick the berries
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and she'd make jam.
Fuck.
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My grandmother lives in
Morristown, New Jersey,
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and hates black people.
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So, what do you say?
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Come play with us, hmm?
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I need
Lyman's Boys.
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We've got four places
on my schedule
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I could put it right now.
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This is very flattering.
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And we've all had
a bit to drink.
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No, not me.
Not in seven years.
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I'm an alcoholic.
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But evidently not anonymous.
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[Both chuckle]
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Come on.
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We'll get you a house, a car.
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Name it. How hard
could it be?
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You've already
written the scripts.
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It's perfect the way it is.
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You work 20 minutes a day,
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the rest of the time,
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you could screw in the pool.
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Oh, you hear that?
We'd get a pool.
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Look, if you don't want
to do it, that's fine.
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Hey, maybe you
don't like money.
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But I had to ask.
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When I had cancer...
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That's right.
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I realized two things.
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If you want something,
go for it.
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God doesn't wait for you.
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And also...
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you do not want cancer.
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You're already there, aren't you?
No.
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Yes, you are. You're having
brunch with Angelina Jolie.
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My God, you're already
starting to tan.
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[Laughs]
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Aren't you?
No.
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BEVERLY: Thank you.
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Good night.
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Ooh!
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Jesus.
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"Come taste our berries.
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Your biggest fan,
Merc Lapidus."
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How did he do this?
We left him less than an hour ago.
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I can't believe
he even remembered
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that stupid loganberry story.
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I can't believe
he knows where we live.
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You really want
to move to L.A.?
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You're always taking
the piss out of it.
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Only because it's
never wanted me.
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I'm very petty that way.
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But why do it?
Our lives are here,
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our friends are here.
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Who would you miss?
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[Thunder]
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We need better friends.
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What I'm saying is,
if we do this,
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and we're a hit...
a hit show in the States...
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a big, stonking hit...
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it's like winning the lottery.
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We'd never have to work again.
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What would we do instead?
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All right, we need friends,
and we need hobbies.
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I don't know.
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L.A....
it's just so...
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L.A.
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Oh, come on, it's an adventure.
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I'd have to drive!
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[Laughs] There's that
pioneer spirit!
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You really want this?
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I think I do.
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Hooray!
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Wait, wait, wait.
I get to do the bra, too.
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[Laughs]
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You're still 14, aren't you?
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I wish I got to do this at 14.
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[She laughs]
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Wait, did you weld this?
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[Beverly laughing]
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Now, you have to admit...
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BEVERLY: It is fairly glorious.
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Feel that sunshine!
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Of course...
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Don't say "skin cancer"!
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Just glorious.
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♪ Oh, say, can you see... ♪
No, no. Don't. Don't.
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Oh, my.
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Fancy!
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SEAN: Welcome home, darling.
[Laughs]
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Hello. We're
the new people
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moving into...
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1675 Bel Vista Drive.
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Sean and Beverly Lincoln.
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No.
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No? Well,
we should be there.
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Were they expecting you?
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No, no, there's
no one expecting us.
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It's a house we're renting.
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Well, it's being rented for us.
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Wait, there's the housekeep.
She might be there.
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Yeah.
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One moment.
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Is this right?
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I have, uh...
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Sean and Beverly Lincoln.
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Sean and Beverly Lincoln here.
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She says they're
not home right now.
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[Laughs] Well, of course
they're not home!
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Because they're us.
And we're stuck here with you.
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Ma'am, there's no need
to raise your voice.
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Oh, really?
Get in the car.
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I'll be you, and we'll
see if that's true.
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Look, um, Wallace,
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I'm sure once we've moved in,
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the three of us will have a
really good laugh about this.
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But, right now, we've
been traveling for...
263
00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:12,912
14 hours.
14 hours.
264
00:11:12,946 --> 00:11:15,181
And we'd really love
to get into the house.
265
00:11:15,215 --> 00:11:16,916
Isn't there any way
you could let us do that?
266
00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,618
Not if you're not on the list.
267
00:11:18,652 --> 00:11:20,253
How do I know who you are?
268
00:11:20,287 --> 00:11:21,687
Oh! Has it not come up?
269
00:11:21,722 --> 00:11:23,156
We're Sean and Beverly Lincoln!
270
00:11:23,190 --> 00:11:25,224
Really not helping.
Really don't care!
271
00:11:28,595 --> 00:11:30,730
I'm sure we're on the list.
May I see it?
272
00:11:30,764 --> 00:11:33,299
No one sees the list.
No one sees the list?
273
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,935
We have very high-caliber
celebrities living here.
274
00:11:35,969 --> 00:11:37,570
We have to protect
their privacy.
275
00:11:37,604 --> 00:11:39,105
Oh, for God's sake, Wallace...
276
00:11:39,139 --> 00:11:41,240
I appreciate the seriousness
with which you do your job.
277
00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:44,043
I do. But I just want
to find our names.
278
00:11:44,077 --> 00:11:45,311
Now, I promise you,
279
00:11:45,345 --> 00:11:46,946
I won't reveal any information
280
00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,614
about your precious
gated community
281
00:11:48,649 --> 00:11:51,751
or the secret identities
of the gated citizens.
282
00:11:51,785 --> 00:11:54,253
Now, give me the list.
283
00:11:59,526 --> 00:12:01,260
Ooh, Renée Zellweger
lives here.
284
00:12:01,295 --> 00:12:03,162
Does she?
Yeah.
285
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:23,216
This is just for the two of us?
286
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,518
[Laughs]
Apparently so.
287
00:12:25,552 --> 00:12:28,187
Our show's not this good.
[Laughs]
288
00:12:32,759 --> 00:12:34,961
COMPUTERIZED VOICE:Front door ajar.
289
00:12:38,465 --> 00:12:41,133
Front door ajar.
290
00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:43,202
She's fun.
291
00:12:43,237 --> 00:12:45,137
Front door ajar.
292
00:12:46,573 --> 00:12:49,075
Bloody hell.
293
00:12:49,109 --> 00:12:51,143
It's even bigger inside.
294
00:12:51,178 --> 00:12:54,247
And you were afraid we weren't
gonna have enough staircases.
295
00:12:54,281 --> 00:12:56,916
This is mad.
296
00:12:59,119 --> 00:13:00,353
Woy!
297
00:13:00,387 --> 00:13:01,687
[Laughs]
Look at this.
298
00:13:01,722 --> 00:13:03,422
It's very Hollywood.
299
00:13:03,457 --> 00:13:04,790
Yeah.
300
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:06,726
And, construction-wise,
a little disturbing.
301
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,494
Ha!
302
00:13:10,564 --> 00:13:14,233
BEVERLY: Oh, my God.
303
00:13:14,268 --> 00:13:18,004
I am never leaving this room.
304
00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:20,239
I like a bath
you can dock a barge in.
305
00:13:20,274 --> 00:13:21,841
[Laughs]
306
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:24,010
Big enough for two.
307
00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:25,544
What, now?
308
00:13:25,579 --> 00:13:27,880
I'm feeling a bit...
dirty.
309
00:13:27,914 --> 00:13:30,016
You?
Filthy.
310
00:13:32,219 --> 00:13:34,920
Say, you want to
dock that barge?
311
00:13:34,955 --> 00:13:36,489
Oh, always a lady.
312
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:38,324
[Laughs]
313
00:13:38,358 --> 00:13:39,358
Let's do this.
314
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,228
Well, maybe some other time.
Yeah.
315
00:14:31,645 --> 00:14:33,913
[Phone ringing, chatter]
316
00:14:36,483 --> 00:14:38,918
Oh, and don't forget to get
your parking validated
317
00:14:38,952 --> 00:14:40,820
before you leave.
318
00:14:40,854 --> 00:14:42,755
Merc really wanted to be here,
319
00:14:42,789 --> 00:14:45,124
but he had to be in New York.
320
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:51,030
Sean and Beverly, this is Andy
Button, our head of casting.
321
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:54,133
Huge fan. Oh, my God.
322
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,868
I've just been watching
tapes of your show.
323
00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:58,270
Beyond hysterical.
Beyond.
324
00:14:58,305 --> 00:15:00,473
And Myra Licht, head of comedy.
325
00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:02,975
It's really funny.
326
00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:06,278
There you go.
Sit, sit, sit.
327
00:15:06,313 --> 00:15:09,014
So, are you settling in?
328
00:15:09,049 --> 00:15:10,316
Some house, huh?
329
00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:11,951
SEAN: Ohh!
It's insane.
330
00:15:11,985 --> 00:15:13,619
The only thing that's
missing is a moat.
331
00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:16,155
Well, get a big rating,
Merc will dig you a moat.
332
00:15:16,189 --> 00:15:18,124
She's not kidding.
[Laughs]
333
00:15:18,158 --> 00:15:20,426
So, do you all your writers
get houses like that?
334
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,460
Oh, no!
335
00:15:21,495 --> 00:15:23,062
No, no, no.
336
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,964
We just finished shooting
a reality show there,
337
00:15:24,998 --> 00:15:26,432
and we had six weeks
left on the lease,
338
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:28,434
and we needed a place
for you guys.
339
00:15:28,468 --> 00:15:31,637
If you get bored, you can
vote each other off.
340
00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:34,206
Oh, well, that would
explain the columns.
341
00:15:34,241 --> 00:15:36,208
Several of them are
made of polystyrene.
342
00:15:36,243 --> 00:15:38,978
They're probably left over
from some set.
343
00:15:39,012 --> 00:15:40,613
They use that house for
a lot of reality shows.
344
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,214
They shot a season of
The Bachelor there,
345
00:15:42,249 --> 00:15:44,383
and, I think
The Apprentice L.A.
346
00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:46,485
We just had 12 girls
living there,
347
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,087
competing to become
a supermodel.
348
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,523
Right, the bathroom did
have a vague vomity smell.
349
00:15:50,557 --> 00:15:52,892
That would be why.
Ha ha ha!
350
00:15:52,926 --> 00:15:55,961
So, Lyman's Boys.
351
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,530
Ohh! Ha ha ha!
352
00:15:57,564 --> 00:15:59,298
Let's talk about casting.
353
00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:01,367
Well, we already have
Julian committed
354
00:16:01,401 --> 00:16:02,802
to recreate the role of Lyman,
355
00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:04,670
so that's half the battle
right there.
356
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:07,006
We love Julian!
357
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,641
Comic god.
358
00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:10,242
He's hilarious.
359
00:16:10,277 --> 00:16:13,579
We just need to find a
time when he can fly over
360
00:16:13,613 --> 00:16:15,314
and audition for Merc.
361
00:16:15,348 --> 00:16:16,882
Audition?
362
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,884
No one gets cast in anything
363
00:16:18,919 --> 00:16:20,419
without Merc seeing them first.
364
00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:22,288
[Laughs]
That's mad.
365
00:16:22,322 --> 00:16:24,390
Merc loves the show.
Julian is the show.
366
00:16:24,424 --> 00:16:27,026
Why...should he
have to audition?
367
00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:32,331
Yeah, um...
368
00:16:32,365 --> 00:16:34,567
there is a chance
369
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:38,337
Merc may not have
actually seen your show.
370
00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:40,072
What?
What?
371
00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:41,907
I'm not saying that
he hasn't seen it.
372
00:16:41,942 --> 00:16:43,843
Has he seen it?
No.
373
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,613
Hang on. He told us
he loved it.
374
00:16:47,647 --> 00:16:50,015
He said he wanted
to have sex with it.
375
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,450
[Laughter]
376
00:16:51,485 --> 00:16:53,018
Well, if I had a nickel
377
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:56,055
for everything Merc would have
sex with, sight unseen...
378
00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:57,423
She'd have a lot of nickels.
379
00:16:57,457 --> 00:16:59,758
I'd be rich.
Ha ha ha!
380
00:16:59,793 --> 00:17:01,427
Then what about it did he love?
381
00:17:01,461 --> 00:17:03,796
Uh, hello? It's a hit!
382
00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:06,499
It wins awards.
It ran for four years.
383
00:17:07,701 --> 00:17:09,168
Unbelievable.
384
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,870
We have all seen it,
385
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,038
and we do love it.
386
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,341
Major love.
Mm-hm.
387
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:20,279
Merc's never seen the show?
388
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:23,582
I can't...
389
00:17:23,617 --> 00:17:24,817
I mean, that's...
390
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,786
Help me.
391
00:17:27,821 --> 00:17:29,321
You're articulating it
perfectly.
392
00:17:29,356 --> 00:17:33,392
Which is why he really
needs to see Julian read.
393
00:17:33,426 --> 00:17:35,528
But we've already
offered him the part.
394
00:17:35,562 --> 00:17:38,230
He gave up a play in the
West End to do this.
395
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:39,832
I hear you, I do.
396
00:17:39,866 --> 00:17:43,369
And I am sure Merc
will just flip over him.
397
00:17:43,403 --> 00:17:46,672
I mean, my God!
It's Julian...
398
00:17:46,706 --> 00:17:48,307
Bullard.
Bullard.
399
00:17:48,341 --> 00:17:51,343
Can't Merc just watch
some tapes of the show?
400
00:17:51,378 --> 00:17:54,013
It's better if we
do it in person.
401
00:17:54,047 --> 00:17:56,815
He's not a big
TV-watcher.
402
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,853
And if we say no?
403
00:18:00,887 --> 00:18:02,688
[Sighs]
404
00:18:04,558 --> 00:18:07,226
You don't want
to say no to Merc.
405
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,561
Mmm.
406
00:18:08,595 --> 00:18:11,797
You really want him
on your team.
407
00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:14,300
I thought he was on our team.
408
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:16,201
Totally. Ha!
409
00:18:16,236 --> 00:18:19,972
But if he likes Julian...
and he will...
410
00:18:20,006 --> 00:18:23,075
you're pretty much guaranteed
you're on the air.
411
00:18:23,109 --> 00:18:24,643
He already guaranteed
we were on the air.
412
00:18:24,678 --> 00:18:26,078
Absolutely!
413
00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:29,415
[Laughs]
But, you know, nothing's in stone.
414
00:18:29,449 --> 00:18:30,883
Actually, Merc said
this was in stone.
415
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,419
And it is.
But, you know...
416
00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:35,487
Clearly, we don't know.
417
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:37,623
It's in stone, but...
418
00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:40,326
...stone... Ha ha!
419
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,695
There's things
stronger than stone.
420
00:18:42,729 --> 00:18:44,496
Like what?
421
00:18:44,531 --> 00:18:46,865
Like Merc.
Yeah, Merc.
422
00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,968
Merc is stronger than stone.
423
00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:54,807
BEVERLY: It's outrageous!
No, I know.
424
00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:57,376
He has to audition... the man has
played the part for four years!
425
00:18:57,410 --> 00:18:59,411
It's insane!
What are you eating?
426
00:18:59,446 --> 00:19:01,380
Nuts from the plane.
They're awful.
427
00:19:01,414 --> 00:19:03,415
Do you want some?
Sure.
428
00:19:08,955 --> 00:19:10,322
Hello, Wallace.
429
00:19:11,591 --> 00:19:13,058
And you're here to see...?
430
00:19:18,298 --> 00:19:19,965
Hmm. Heh.
431
00:19:21,868 --> 00:19:23,268
Oh, I remember this scene.
432
00:19:23,303 --> 00:19:24,570
It's rather good.
433
00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:27,006
Julian, thank you again
for doing this.
434
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,974
We're horrified you even
need to go through it.
435
00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:32,945
Oh, peaches, don't give
it a second thought.
436
00:19:32,979 --> 00:19:34,813
I understand.
I'm not new.
437
00:19:34,848 --> 00:19:36,815
The King won't let us play
438
00:19:36,850 --> 00:19:39,251
until he shows everybody
how big his dick is.
439
00:19:39,285 --> 00:19:41,253
Though, you'd think
they'd have wives
440
00:19:41,287 --> 00:19:43,055
and boyfriends
for that. But no.
441
00:19:43,089 --> 00:19:44,923
Merc's here.
We can start.
442
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,592
All right.
443
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,797
["Cockney" accent]
'Ello, guv'nor! Come 'ere!
444
00:19:51,831 --> 00:19:54,366
Oh. Every time.
445
00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:58,437
So, shall I bring in Julian?
446
00:19:58,471 --> 00:19:59,805
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
447
00:20:01,574 --> 00:20:04,143
Everyone, may I introduce...
448
00:20:04,177 --> 00:20:06,278
Julian Bullard.
449
00:20:06,312 --> 00:20:08,781
Welcome, Julian.
Thanks for coming in.
450
00:20:08,815 --> 00:20:10,215
Not at all.
451
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,317
You know, the last time
I had to audition
452
00:20:12,352 --> 00:20:14,653
was...'87.
453
00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:17,823
It was to do Private Lives
with Dame Judi at the National,
454
00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:20,125
so this is a bit of a treat.
455
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,393
Well, we all appreciate it.
456
00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:23,996
Mm. And with whom
will I be reading?
457
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:26,832
Me. Career highlight.
458
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:28,867
SEAN: For those who haven't
seen this episode,
459
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:31,603
in this scene, Julian has
to tell one of the boys
460
00:20:31,638 --> 00:20:33,739
he's been asked
to leave St. Abban's.
461
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:35,174
Oh, this is a good one!
462
00:20:36,242 --> 00:20:37,409
Wow.
463
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,344
Whenever you're ready.
464
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,314
Robbie...
465
00:20:42,348 --> 00:20:45,984
I'm afraid your time at
St. Abban's has come to an end.
466
00:20:46,019 --> 00:20:47,619
What? Why?
467
00:20:47,654 --> 00:20:50,189
Well, the teachers and I think
468
00:20:50,223 --> 00:20:52,224
that you would do better
at a school
469
00:20:52,258 --> 00:20:55,360
with a less academically
demanding curriculum.
470
00:20:55,395 --> 00:20:56,895
[Gentle laughter]
Why?
471
00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:58,831
We feel that you need
472
00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:02,935
a more intellectually
diminished environment.
473
00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:04,470
[Laughter]
474
00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:05,971
I don't understand.
475
00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:09,608
Uh, how to put this?
476
00:21:09,642 --> 00:21:11,210
You're not bright.
477
00:21:11,244 --> 00:21:12,277
[Laughter]
478
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,479
I'm bright.
479
00:21:13,513 --> 00:21:15,447
No.
I'm not stupid.
480
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,683
You are not not stupid.
481
00:21:17,717 --> 00:21:19,051
[Laughter]
482
00:21:19,085 --> 00:21:20,419
Was that too many "nots"?
483
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,321
Maybe I'm just not working
up to my full potential.
484
00:21:22,355 --> 00:21:25,057
No, this is you
firing on all cylinders.
485
00:21:25,091 --> 00:21:26,492
[Laughter]
486
00:21:26,526 --> 00:21:28,460
But all is not bleak.
487
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,763
For you, young man,
have something
488
00:21:30,797 --> 00:21:33,866
far more important
than intelligence.
489
00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,268
You are...
490
00:21:36,302 --> 00:21:37,903
attractive.
491
00:21:37,937 --> 00:21:39,805
[Laughter]
492
00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:41,507
There isn't a Nobel laureate
493
00:21:41,541 --> 00:21:43,842
that wouldn't happily
give 20 I.Q. points
494
00:21:43,877 --> 00:21:46,378
for those chiseled cheekbones
495
00:21:46,412 --> 00:21:48,080
and that pert little bum.
496
00:21:48,114 --> 00:21:49,581
[Laughter]
497
00:21:49,616 --> 00:21:54,486
Plus, your family is rich.
498
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,890
My God. You could be running
this whole country one day.
499
00:21:57,924 --> 00:21:59,591
And I assure you,
500
00:21:59,626 --> 00:22:01,660
intelligence would only
get in your way.
501
00:22:01,694 --> 00:22:03,996
[Laughter, applause]
502
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,870
Julian, could you just
give us a minute?
503
00:22:11,905 --> 00:22:14,406
Certainly.
Thank you.
504
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,409
Oh, wow.
505
00:22:17,443 --> 00:22:19,578
That was a treat.
506
00:22:19,612 --> 00:22:22,047
I gotta tell you...
he's the real deal, huh?
507
00:22:22,081 --> 00:22:23,949
Yes, he is.
508
00:22:23,983 --> 00:22:25,684
So, we're all set?
509
00:22:25,718 --> 00:22:27,553
Uh...
510
00:22:27,587 --> 00:22:29,588
hmm...
511
00:22:29,622 --> 00:22:31,757
Yes?
Well...
512
00:22:31,791 --> 00:22:33,091
is it me?
513
00:22:33,126 --> 00:22:36,028
Or does anybody else...
514
00:22:36,062 --> 00:22:38,697
feel like he comes off
a bit too English?
515
00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:40,933
Yeah, a little.
Yeah, yeah.
516
00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:43,802
Hmm. Too English.
517
00:22:43,837 --> 00:22:45,938
Possibly it's because...
518
00:22:45,972 --> 00:22:47,539
he's English?
519
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,141
[Laughter]
Yeah!
520
00:22:49,175 --> 00:22:51,643
No, no. He just...
521
00:22:51,678 --> 00:22:54,880
He sounds, uh, a little too...
522
00:22:54,914 --> 00:22:56,048
mmm, butlery.
523
00:22:56,082 --> 00:22:58,150
I mean, if we're doing
524
00:22:58,184 --> 00:23:00,085
an American version
of the show...
525
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,553
Yes, but he's playing
the headmaster
526
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:02,921
of an elite boarding school.
527
00:23:02,956 --> 00:23:04,823
The boys will be American,
528
00:23:04,858 --> 00:23:06,358
the other teachers.
529
00:23:06,392 --> 00:23:08,994
Why can't he be British?
530
00:23:09,028 --> 00:23:10,629
Oh, no, I hear you.
531
00:23:10,663 --> 00:23:12,764
But we need the audience
to like him.
532
00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:13,966
Hmm, that's true.
Oh, yeah.
533
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,568
He has got to be likeable, mmm.
534
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,239
I can't believe we're
actually asking you this.
535
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,674
Truly, I am having
an out-of-body experience.
536
00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:24,142
I may be sick.
537
00:23:24,177 --> 00:23:27,346
Julian, we'd understand
completely if you said no,
538
00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:29,615
but could you possibly
do the scene again
539
00:23:29,649 --> 00:23:31,283
in an American accent?
540
00:23:31,317 --> 00:23:32,584
No problem.
541
00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,253
Really?
Yeah.
542
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:36,021
Oh, dear ones.
543
00:23:36,055 --> 00:23:37,789
I was doing Eugene O'Neill
544
00:23:37,824 --> 00:23:39,825
and Tennessee Williams
before you were born.
545
00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:42,861
Ohh! How old are you?
546
00:23:42,896 --> 00:23:45,697
Piss off.
Ha ha!
547
00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:50,636
You all remember
Julian Bullard.
548
00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:53,739
Welcome back,
Mr. Bullard.
549
00:23:53,773 --> 00:23:56,341
Shall we do this?
550
00:23:56,376 --> 00:23:58,343
Um...
551
00:23:58,378 --> 00:23:59,878
[American accent]
Robbie.
552
00:23:59,913 --> 00:24:04,683
I'm afraid your time at St.
Abban's has come to an end.
553
00:24:04,717 --> 00:24:06,285
What? Why?
554
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,754
Well, the teachers and I
555
00:24:08,788 --> 00:24:11,089
think you would
do better at a school
556
00:24:11,124 --> 00:24:14,359
with a less academically
demanding curriculum.
557
00:24:14,394 --> 00:24:16,028
Why?
558
00:24:16,062 --> 00:24:20,766
Well, we feel you need
a more intellectually...
559
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,935
diminished environment.
560
00:24:22,969 --> 00:24:24,503
I don't understand.
561
00:24:24,537 --> 00:24:27,105
How to put this?
562
00:24:27,140 --> 00:24:29,508
[Clears throat]
You're not bright.
563
00:24:31,744 --> 00:24:33,779
I'm bright.
No.
564
00:24:33,813 --> 00:24:35,614
I'm not stupid.
565
00:24:35,648 --> 00:24:38,951
You're not not stupid.
566
00:24:38,985 --> 00:24:41,019
I'm sorry. Can I just go
back a little bit on that?
567
00:24:41,054 --> 00:24:43,121
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
568
00:24:43,156 --> 00:24:45,123
So, um...
569
00:24:45,158 --> 00:24:49,127
Well, how to put this?
570
00:24:49,162 --> 00:24:52,130
Uh, you're not bright.
571
00:24:53,399 --> 00:24:54,666
You're... Uhh.
572
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,035
You're not bright.
Um...
573
00:24:57,070 --> 00:24:59,738
You're not bright.
You're stupid.
574
00:24:59,772 --> 00:25:02,140
I'm sorry. Could...
575
00:25:02,175 --> 00:25:04,476
Could I just try
one more thing?
576
00:25:04,510 --> 00:25:06,578
Absolutely. No problem.
Yeah, anything.
577
00:25:06,612 --> 00:25:07,713
Southern, maybe?
578
00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:09,881
OK. [Clears throat]
Um...
579
00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:12,851
Um...um...
580
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:15,587
Uh, you're not bright.
581
00:25:15,621 --> 00:25:17,589
I'm bright.
No.
582
00:25:17,623 --> 00:25:18,924
I'm not stupid.
583
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:21,259
You're not not stupid.
584
00:25:22,929 --> 00:25:26,164
That too many "nots" there...
585
00:25:26,199 --> 00:25:27,499
partner?
586
00:25:29,535 --> 00:25:31,436
I suppose that would be
587
00:25:31,471 --> 00:25:34,406
if I was the headmaster
of a cowboy school.
588
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,908
All right.
589
00:25:36,943 --> 00:25:40,012
I believe we have seen enough.
590
00:25:40,046 --> 00:25:41,913
I know the way out.
591
00:25:41,948 --> 00:25:44,349
I have been here before.
592
00:25:44,384 --> 00:25:47,019
Thank me very much
for coming in today.
593
00:25:47,053 --> 00:25:50,288
And let's hope to heaven...
594
00:25:50,323 --> 00:25:52,691
there's a bar in the hotel.
595
00:25:57,163 --> 00:26:00,365
Is it me, or was he
just not funny?
596
00:26:05,738 --> 00:26:07,472
What just happened?
597
00:26:07,507 --> 00:26:09,808
I don't know.
And, in case you're wondering,
598
00:26:09,842 --> 00:26:11,376
I'll be wanting
at least that much.
599
00:26:14,947 --> 00:26:17,282
Bloody pillar.
600
00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:21,153
All right, all right.
601
00:26:21,187 --> 00:26:23,155
Let's look on
the positive side.
602
00:26:23,189 --> 00:26:25,424
Positive side?
Well...
603
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,925
No, just once, please,
604
00:26:26,959 --> 00:26:28,727
do not try and find
a positive side!
605
00:26:28,761 --> 00:26:31,363
Because even if you can,
which I very much doubt,
606
00:26:31,397 --> 00:26:34,833
my negative is so much, much
bigger than your positive.
607
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:38,003
My negative openly mocks
your positive.
608
00:26:38,037 --> 00:26:40,138
My negative slaps
your positive around.
609
00:26:40,173 --> 00:26:41,807
My negative
grabs your positive,
610
00:26:41,841 --> 00:26:45,077
bends it over the sofa,
and buggers it from behind.
611
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,347
My positive did not enjoy that.
612
00:26:49,382 --> 00:26:51,450
[Telephone rings]
613
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:53,185
[Ring]
614
00:26:54,687 --> 00:26:56,121
Hello?
615
00:26:56,155 --> 00:26:59,324
Hi, Carol.
616
00:26:59,358 --> 00:27:00,959
Put her on that speaker thing.
617
00:27:00,993 --> 00:27:02,294
Hi, kids!
618
00:27:02,328 --> 00:27:03,595
Tough day.
619
00:27:03,629 --> 00:27:05,197
SEAN: Yep.Yes, it was.
620
00:27:05,231 --> 00:27:07,499
Yeah, we all feel terrible.
621
00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:10,035
Merc is sending you a
basket of loganberries.
622
00:27:10,069 --> 00:27:12,003
Oh, lovely.
623
00:27:12,038 --> 00:27:13,538
So, how are you two doing?
624
00:27:13,573 --> 00:27:15,440
Well, er...
625
00:27:15,475 --> 00:27:17,876
We're not feeling positive,
I can tell you that.
626
00:27:17,910 --> 00:27:18,944
CAROL: I'm sure.
627
00:27:18,978 --> 00:27:20,278
Anyway...
628
00:27:20,313 --> 00:27:21,847
we should all try
and look forward.
629
00:27:21,881 --> 00:27:24,883
We still love
Lyman's Boys.
630
00:27:24,917 --> 00:27:27,953
We do!
Mm-hm.
631
00:27:27,987 --> 00:27:30,655
We just find it hard to imagine
doing it without Julian.
632
00:27:30,690 --> 00:27:32,390
CAROL: I understand.
633
00:27:32,425 --> 00:27:33,925
But before we go there,
634
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,528
we wanted to share
an idea with you.
635
00:27:36,562 --> 00:27:38,663
It's a different way to go,
636
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:40,732
so keep your minds open.
637
00:27:40,766 --> 00:27:42,200
We just found out
638
00:27:42,235 --> 00:27:44,336
that there isan actor available.
639
00:27:44,370 --> 00:27:46,304
Huge star.
640
00:27:46,339 --> 00:27:48,073
Hysterically funny.
641
00:27:48,107 --> 00:27:49,808
The audiencejust loves him.
642
00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:51,743
And he's readyto come back to TV.
643
00:27:51,777 --> 00:27:54,713
Merc thinks that he wouldbe perfect for this.
644
00:27:54,747 --> 00:27:56,481
Really? Who?
645
00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:59,885
Matt LeBlanc.
646
00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:19,437
What, you want me for the
old fat guy's part? Thanks.
647
00:28:19,472 --> 00:28:21,873
We don't want you.
Again, thanks.
648
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:23,041
They loved you!
649
00:28:23,075 --> 00:28:24,843
I don't know that I love them.
650
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,445
Don't let them force you to
cast anyone you don't want.
651
00:28:28,648 --> 00:28:29,848
I'm totally wrong
for it, aren't I?
652
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,716
Spectacularly wrong.
653
00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:33,652
We got Matt LeBlanc!
654
00:28:33,686 --> 00:28:35,320
What?!
655
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:45,720
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