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Kevin, come on. Open it later.
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We're supposed to be at the soundstage.
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- I'm almost there. Wait a second.
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Shit.
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I got it, I got it, I got it.
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It's a necklace.
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It's got "RBG."
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"R" is for "Rodrigo."
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That guy that he murdered.
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- Ugh, Jesus, Kevin, give it a rest.
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You've got to sneak that shit
back into his office
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before he figures out you stole it.
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- Rise and shine! Let's go!
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Come on! Let's go!
- Shit.
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Put this on your side.
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- All right, class.
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It's a fun day today.
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It's a big day.
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Behind that door,
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I got a very big surprise for you.
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- We get to see daylight
for the first time?
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- Nope. Any other guesses?
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- Gonna open the door up
and a panther gonna come through
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and maul us to death?
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- Getting warmer. You're getting warmer.
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- Why am I getting warmer?
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- A source of protein
other than beef jerky?
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That would be great.
- Watch this.
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- Unbelievable. Please.
- Some fruit, like a smoothie?
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- Josh Hartnett!
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- Hey!
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- Hey!
- Ooh, ooh! Look out, look out!
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Ooh.
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- Get off me.
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- My favorite alumni.
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Class, third week, April 1999.
- Aw.
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Come on. That's...
- Come on.
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- Oh, my God.
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Is it possible that you're too beautiful?
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- Um, yeah.
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Kiss my, um...
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You smile a lot.
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- What the fuck did you just say?
- I...
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- Kev, I'm so glad you're here, man.
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This is gonna change your life.
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I mean, when Ron finished with me,
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I shot Pearl Harbor, Black Hawk
Down, Hollywood Homicide.
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- Right?
- Should've probably left
the last one out.
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- When I first came here, I was nothing!
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I was, like, 100 pounds soaking wet.
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By the time I was out of here,
I felt invincible.
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I felt like...
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Academy Award winner Matt Damon
or some shit.
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- You're too much.
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He's too much.
Why don't you guys catch up?
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And, Agent King...
- Yes.
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- ...let's talk motivation.
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- Bye.
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- Nice to meet you.
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Kev.
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How's it going so far, man?
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- It is not going good.
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This place is like a prison.
Do you hear me?
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And I think
Coach Ron is trying to kill me.
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- Come on. That's just his way.
Look at him.
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He's a teddy bear.
- He ain't no teddy bear!
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He's the complete opposite
of a teddy bear.
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And I believe he murdered somebody.
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I think he murdered a Colombian drug lord.
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I think he did it.
A guy named Rodrigo was here.
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- Oh, God, man.
- I think... I think he murdered someone.
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- You crack me up, Kev.
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Oh, you're serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
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I went snooping around in his office,
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and I think I found a keepsake
from the murder.
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It was a necklace. It's got "RBG."
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- Ron murdered someone
and kept a necklace?
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Like... Dexter?
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- Josh, listen to me.
- Yeah.
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- We need to call the cops.
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- Okay.
- We need to get the people
from out there to come in here.
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- Okay.
- I'm talking about the feds, the D.A.
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- What are we whispering about?
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- Nothing.
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We're talking about workouts.
I told him my workout,
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his workout.
It's nothing much.
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We're not talking about nothing.
- How's my goddaughter?
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- Oh, man, she is growing like a weed.
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Look at this.
- Oh, yeah? Let's see that.
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- Goddaughter?
- Let's see that.
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Oh! Aw!
- Look at her.
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She misses her Uncle Ronny, though.
- Well, you tell her
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that her Uncle Ronny misses
that little pumpkin head, too.
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- Yeah.
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Hey. Hey.
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Why the sad face? Are you okay?
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- I'm fine. I'm fine.
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I can't find my special necklace.
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The one that I had custom-made
with "RBG"--
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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- It's okay. It's okay.
- Yeah.
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She's my favorite Supreme Court justice.
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I mean, I love her dissenting opinions.
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Let me tell you something-- if I find out
that someone stole it, I'll kill 'em.
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I'll kill 'em!
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- Hey, you have to think
positive thoughts.
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We're gonna find it.
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It's gonna turn up soon.
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I promise you.
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It's gonna turn up soon.
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- Today, we're doing firearm stunts.
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We've got Officer Hartnett,
who is a corrupt cop who's gone rogue.
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We've got Agent King and Agent Hart.
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You finally found him in this chop shop.
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And this is where the shoot-out
will take place.
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Now, here is your gun.
- Nice.
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- Don't you ever accept a gun like that!
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It's always from the back.
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- You passed it to me frontwards.
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- That was a test. You failed.
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Now, these firearms are loaded, okay?
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So please be careful how you handle them.
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- Well, we don't have to be that careful,
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'cause there's...
there's blanks in 'em, right?
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Not loaded loaded, just...
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They're blanks, correct?
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No. Coach Ron,
that's not gonna do it for me.
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I need a verbal confirmation
that it's blanks in this gun.
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- What do you think?
- Yes or no, are there blanks in this gun?
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- Come on, Kevin.
Get your head in the game, man.
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- Josh, my head's in the game.
I'm just trying to be safe.
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And he still didn't say yes or no.
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- Yes.
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- Yes. You heard him.
- Okay.
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Everyone in wardrobe.
I'll see you in ten right back here.
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We start the shoot-out.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go!
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- Hey, what are you doing?
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Get into costume.
- No.
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Not me. I'm not doing it.
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- Kevin, you're being paranoid.
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We all heard him say they were blanks.
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- My gun has blanks.
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I guarantee you that.
But I bet you Josh...
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he's got a fully loaded fucking pistol.
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Now, Ron already tried to kill me once.
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Right now, he's probably willing
to go all the fucking way.
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I'm not doing it.
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Try to make it look
like a goddamn accident.
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That's exactly what he'll do.
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"Kevin Hart accidentally killed
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in Ron Wilcox's Action School."
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No, thank you.
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- First of all, Josh would never do that.
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He is sweet and sensitive.
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I bet he's tender.
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Probably.
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- Okay, what the fuck is over there?
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Huh? I bet he's none of those things.
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He and Ron, they're like this.
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Fucking godfather to his kids.
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Didn't say shit about that.
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And they know I got the necklace!
- So put it back.
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- I can't put it back,
'cause it's too late.
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They know I got the goddamn necklace.
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You know what, it's not safe for me here.
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I got to go.
- Oh, so you're just gonna give up
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on your lifelong dream
because you're afraid of getting shot?
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- Fuck that dream!
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Hey, look, I'm leaving.
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You got a choice.
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Come with me.
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- Uh...
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I can't.
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I'm sorry.
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This is my shot.
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- I understand.
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It is your shot, and you deserve it.
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- Okay.
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Nice.
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- Turn the other.
- All right, here we go.
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One, two, three.
- And go.
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- Yes!
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- What a dick.
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Where the fuck is my car?
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You got to be kidding me.
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Oh!
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Motherfucker!
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Oh!
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He killed my car.
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He killed my fucking car.
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- Kevin! Kevin!
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Where are you?!
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Come out, come out, wherever you are!
- Oh, shit. Shit.
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Shit.
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