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- Welcome to Ron Wilcox's
Action Star School.
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I'm Ron Wilcox,
and that was your first lesson.
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- Getting hit in the head with a bat?
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- Oh, you are naive. That was a prop bat.
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It was made of plastic.
- Wasn't goddamn plastic.
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I've been hit with a bat before.
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I know what a metal bat fucking feel like.
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- All right, hey.
Mr. Van De Velde told me to tell him
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if you complain about anything
being too difficult.
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- No. No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not complaining.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm not complaining about nothing.
I loved that.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I thought it was great,
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to be honest with you. Gave me a rush.
- Good. Let's take the tour.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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This place used to be a slaughterhouse
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up until the '70s,
and then, as legend has it,
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the animals revolted
against their tormentors
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and they slaughtered the humans.
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- Oh, my God.
- And my pal Charles Norris--
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you know him as Chuck--
well, he needed a place to train.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I bought it, I mentored him.
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And that's why he's the badass
that he is today.
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Yeah.
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He nearly died within these walls.
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And that's how Ron Wilcox's
Action Star School got born.
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- Ron Wilcox's ASS for short.
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- What the fuck did you just say to me?
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- Did Matt get... Matt Damon go here?
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Oh, Matty boy!
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Fuck yeah!
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Matt Damon. Before he came to me,
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he was a no-name actor from New England.
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He was nothing.
He was 100 pounds soaking wet.
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- Uh, you sure we're talking
about the same Matt Damon?
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- Hell yeah. Matt Damon.
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- Huh. Okay.
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Yeah. If you say...
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Rule number one:
no phones till you graduate.
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- Okay, I-I run an empire,
so unfortunately, I need my...
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- Okay, fine. You know what I'll do?
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I'll just call Mr. Van De Velde,
and I'll tell him, "Oh,
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"the phone policy wasn't working for him.
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It-it wasn't to his liking."
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- I never s...
- I know what you're gonna do with this.
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You're gonna make calls to Hollywood,
you're gonna say,
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"Hello, Hollywood,
Ron's school is too tough for me.
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I need more drugs."
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- No.
- Yeah. You're gonna say,
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"Oh, I'm Kevin Hart.
I need more caviar and champagne."
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- I just want to talk to my employees.
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- That's fine, but I'm still keeping it.
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- Okay.
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- Okay.
Until you graduate, you are forbidden
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from visiting the outside world.
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You'll stay here.
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- Say what?
- You got your bed,
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you got your toilet, you got your sink.
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All the modern amenities.
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- Okay. It's supposed to toughen me up.
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Okay, I get it.
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Yeah. I'm good with that.
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Yeah.
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Might be a little too good with it.
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- And rule number two:
no fucking on the premises.
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No anal, no blowjobs, no nothing.
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- Who else is here?
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- Just me.
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- So those-those two Colombian guys
that hit me
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in the head with the prop bat,
they were actors, right?
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- Yeah. Exactly.
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Okay, rule number three:
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when you're under this roof,
your name is no longer Kevin.
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It's Agent Hart.
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And you'll refer to me
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as Ron Wilcox or Ron
or Wilcox or Coach Ron.
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- I like Coach Ron.
- And I refer to you as?
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- Agent Hart. Right? See, I'm on it.
- Right. Yes.
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- Now I assume you got me
in this FBI jacket and stuff
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for a reason, so what is it?
- Hey.
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Uh, would you do me a favor?
- Yeah.
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- Uh, Kevin,
would you grab that chair for me?
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- Yeah, you need this one?
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- No, goddamn it!
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I said respond only to "Agent Hart."
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- Fuck.
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You just said that. I fucked up.
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I'm sorry. That's not gonna happen again.
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Why don't you just call me Kevin?
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- Okay, in your life, have you ever heard
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an action star leading man
ever called "Kevin"?
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- I mean, Kevin James in Mall Cop.
-No, no.
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- Kevin is the name of a punk bitch.
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Ethan Hunt. That is an action star name.
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Tom Cruise-- who's my alumni--
for nine years of his life,
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he only responded to "Ethan Hunt."
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Whether he was on camera
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or off camera, whether he was...
- Wow.
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- ...in the shower or on the toilet,
whether he was fucking
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or not fucking.
- All right, okay.
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I fuck-- I understand, Coach Ron.
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- Do you? Do you really?
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I hope so.
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For your sake,
'cause your life depends on it.
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Okay, next lesson.
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Every leading man needs to know how to run
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into a burning building
and save a stranger.
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- Mm.
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Wow.
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Holy shit, how'd you do that?
- And the stranger
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that we are going to save today
is our own Action Star dummy
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Lil Kevin.
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- That supposed to be me?
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- I don't see the resemblance.
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- Are you fucking kidding...
- No, w--
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We-we've had this dummy for years, buddy.
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- Oh, hell no!
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- Bitch, that's my line.
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I've said that line in, like, 12 movies.
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- Agent Hart, are you a narcissist?
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- No.
- Do you think the whole world
is all about you?
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- That's not, I'm not...
- No, no.
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You look at you and then you look at him.
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- That's why I...
- Look at you and look at him.
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Do you see any resemblance?
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- Kinda sorta, man.
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O-Okay. All right, okay.
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Maybe I'm crazy.
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- Help! Help me!
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Oh, hell no! Help!
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Help me! Oh, hell no!
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- Now, safety during stunts
is of the utmost importance.
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- Yeah, but I mean,
that's why you got stuntmen, right?
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- Watch it.
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- No, for the other guys. Not for me.
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The-the lightweights. I don't...
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- Okay. Your jacket is flame-retardant,
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which means that if you catch on fire,
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don't panic,
I will come in and put you out.
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- Okay. Y-You're gonna...
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Ok-- I feel, I feel good,
I feel good about that.
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- When you're ready,
I want you to storm the house,
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find the victim and bring him to safety.
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What is that?
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What are you doing? I-I don't...
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I don't...
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- Psyching myself up.
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It's hot.
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Hot.
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It's fucking hot!
Where the fuck are you at?
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Oh, God. Oh, fuck, I can't see shit.
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Lil Kev?
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- Excuse me?
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Are you Ron Wilcox?
- Well, hello.
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How are you?
- Jordan King.
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- We've been waiting for you.
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- Help! Help me!
- I got you, buddy.
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I got you, Little Kev!
- Oh, hell no!
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- I'm about to save your little
beautiful black ass.
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- Help! Help me!
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Oh, hell no!
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- What the fuck?
- Help! Help me!
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- Who's this? What the...?
- Oh, hell no!
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- Oh!
- Help! Help me!
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Oh, hell no!
- It's fucking hot!
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- Help! Help me!
- Get your ass up.
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- Yeah, um, I'm just so nervous.
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I've never been in an action movie before.
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I just want bring my A game here.
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- Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
- 90% is mental, okay?
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- It's hot! It's hot!
- You are gonna be fantastic.
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- Coach Ron!
- I just know it.
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- Oh, shit, is he okay?
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- Oh, Christ, you leave this guy
alone for five seconds. Geez.
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- Put me out!
Put me out, put me out, put me out!
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