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but gentlemen I know nothing about this

but gentlemen I know nothing about this

but gentlemen I know nothing about this article being printed I was out of town

article being printed I was out of town

article being printed I was out of town then let me read what is printed here in

then let me read what is printed here in

then let me read what is printed here in your paper if Japan wants to control

your paper if Japan wants to control

your paper if Japan wants to control China we must first crush the United

China we must first crush the United

China we must first crush the United States just as in the past we have to

States just as in the past we have to

States just as in the past we have to fight in the russo-japanese war but

fight in the russo-japanese war but

fight in the russo-japanese war but gentlemen you know the Chronicle has

gentlemen you know the Chronicle has

gentlemen you know the Chronicle has supported the government for 25 years

supported the government for 25 years

supported the government for 25 years every government it is late for

every government it is late for

every government it is late for explanations this insult to Baron Tanaka

explanations this insult to Baron Tanaka

explanations this insult to Baron Tanaka and the Japanese people has caused great

and the Japanese people has caused great

and the Japanese people has caused great disturbance you must know the penalty

disturbance you must know the penalty

disturbance you must know the penalty for disregard censorship if my managing

for disregard censorship if my managing

for disregard censorship if my managing editor has violated any new regulations

editor has violated any new regulations

editor has violated any new regulations I'll fire somebody he's out something

I'll fire somebody he's out something

I'll fire somebody he's out something important said he wasn't to be disturbed

important said he wasn't to be disturbed

important said he wasn't to be disturbed I don't care if he's interviewing the

I don't care if he's interviewing the

I don't care if he's interviewing the ampere got him here right away get him

ampere got him here right away get him

ampere got him here right away get him on the phone King Xiang

on the phone King Xiang

on the phone King Xiang okay mr. Sprague but he's not gonna like

okay mr. Sprague but he's not gonna like

okay mr. Sprague but he's not gonna like it get him anyway

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goodbye John I think I don't get so much

goodbye John I think I don't get so much

goodbye John I think I don't get so much time

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hello

hello

hello what's on your mind there's a matter to

what's on your mind there's a matter to

what's on your mind there's a matter to discuss if you breathe cute it is an

discuss if you breathe cute it is an

discuss if you breathe cute it is an official method of grading parties great

official method of grading parties great

official method of grading parties great come on in we have talked it over the

come on in we have talked it over the

come on in we have talked it over the neck but you please hand me that towel

neck but you please hand me that towel

neck but you please hand me that towel yeah lies lies it is all one big lie

yeah lies lies it is all one big lie

yeah lies lies it is all one big lie every word is untrue oh now just a

every word is untrue oh now just a

every word is untrue oh now just a minute

minute

minute you must disclose source of your

you must disclose source of your

you must disclose source of your information or eise must know name of

information or eise must know name of

information or eise must know name of this traitor all right that's fair

this traitor all right that's fair

this traitor all right that's fair enough

enough

enough you have a right to know the name of the

you have a right to know the name of the

you have a right to know the name of the traitor at the American press that

traitor at the American press that

traitor at the American press that article appeared in three New York

article appeared in three New York

article appeared in three New York newspapers but I cannot believe it all

newspapers but I cannot believe it all

newspapers but I cannot believe it all right check with your consul in New York

right check with your consul in New York

right check with your consul in New York very unfortunate when American newspaper

very unfortunate when American newspaper

very unfortunate when American newspaper prints slander fine American people

prints slander fine American people

prints slander fine American people receive poor impression of Japanese

receive poor impression of Japanese

receive poor impression of Japanese friendship oh I agree I agree if there's

friendship oh I agree I agree if there's

friendship oh I agree I agree if there's anything I hate it's to give anyone a

anything I hate it's to give anyone a

anything I hate it's to give anyone a poor impression of Japanese friendship

poor impression of Japanese friendship

poor impression of Japanese friendship ah thank you thank you you can't do this

ah thank you thank you you can't do this

ah thank you thank you you can't do this to me Nick my blood pressure won't stand

to me Nick my blood pressure won't stand

to me Nick my blood pressure won't stand it supposing they shut me down

it supposing they shut me down

it supposing they shut me down look when I came here two years ago and

look when I came here two years ago and

look when I came here two years ago and took over this rag it was on one

took over this rag it was on one

took over this rag it was on one condition

condition

condition and I run it I know Nick but you can't

and I run it I know Nick but you can't

and I run it I know Nick but you can't your circulation is double habit idea

your circulation is double habit idea

your circulation is double habit idea has gone up 500% and you're making more

has gone up 500% and you're making more

has gone up 500% and you're making more money you ever made in your life you're

money you ever made in your life you're

money you ever made in your life you're not doing so bad to yourself you're

not doing so bad to yourself you're

not doing so bad to yourself you're making five times the money you made to

making five times the money you made to

making five times the money you made to Shanghai

Shanghai

Shanghai you're tired of the deal and I don't

you're tired of the deal and I don't

you're tired of the deal and I don't think I don't appreciate what you did

think I don't appreciate what you did

think I don't appreciate what you did for the Chronicle

for the Chronicle

for the Chronicle but printing things like that is there

but printing things like that is there

but printing things like that is there that's what newspapers are for that's

that's what newspapers are for that's

that's what newspapers are for that's what people buy not just Japanese

what people buy not just Japanese

what people buy not just Japanese propaganda handouts like this was just a

propaganda handouts like this was just a

propaganda handouts like this was just a rumor yes and thousands of American

rumor yes and thousands of American

rumor yes and thousands of American businessmen have a right to know about

businessmen have a right to know about

businessmen have a right to know about rumors like that I know I know but Nick

rumors like that I know I know but Nick

rumors like that I know I know but Nick lots of Japs mean English too it was

lots of Japs mean English too it was

lots of Japs mean English too it was more to that than just a rumor

more to that than just a rumor

more to that than just a rumor to bring those two birds hear about it

to bring those two birds hear about it

to bring those two birds hear about it I've Ollie Miller look into it look into

I've Ollie Miller look into it look into

I've Ollie Miller look into it look into it we've got to get out of it you're

it we've got to get out of it you're

it we've got to get out of it you're going to write the retraction I'll write

going to write the retraction I'll write

going to write the retraction I'll write a retraction when they prove the story

a retraction when they prove the story

a retraction when they prove the story is false Nick are you sure that peace

is false Nick are you sure that peace

is false Nick are you sure that peace within the New York papers

within the New York papers

within the New York papers would have caught it on the wires and

would have caught it on the wires and

would have caught it on the wires and censored it New Yorkers read it

censored it New Yorkers read it

censored it New Yorkers read it yesterday yesterday then how could you

yesterday yesterday then how could you

yesterday yesterday then how could you over edit read it I wrote it Nick Nick

over edit read it I wrote it Nick Nick

over edit read it I wrote it Nick Nick for the love of Mike

Hynek thought she'd be in jail well this

Hynek thought she'd be in jail well this

Hynek thought she'd be in jail well this time somebody's gonna have to slit your

time somebody's gonna have to slit your

time somebody's gonna have to slit your throat to say nice face you little early

throat to say nice face you little early

throat to say nice face you little early with that stuff Colorado just seems

with that stuff Colorado just seems

with that stuff Colorado just seems early here we police have collected all

early here we police have collected all

early here we police have collected all the crackers from the newsstand I hope

the crackers from the newsstand I hope

the crackers from the newsstand I hope you boys got your copies you welcome to

you boys got your copies you welcome to

you boys got your copies you welcome to cable any part of it you want no thanks

cable any part of it you want no thanks

cable any part of it you want no thanks I want to stay in Tokyo and just sign a

I want to stay in Tokyo and just sign a

I want to stay in Tokyo and just sign a new lease anybody here seen Olly Olly my

new lease anybody here seen Olly Olly my

new lease anybody here seen Olly Olly my no not yet when Alan Miller is not that

no not yet when Alan Miller is not that

no not yet when Alan Miller is not that this bar he must be sick ceiling sure

this bar he must be sick ceiling sure

this bar he must be sick ceiling sure [Music]

oh hey our Nick meet Joe Cassell just

oh hey our Nick meet Joe Cassell just

oh hey our Nick meet Joe Cassell just pulled in from Shanghai ah that night

pulled in from Shanghai ah that night

pulled in from Shanghai ah that night sit down have a drink

sit down have a drink

sit down have a drink scotchy soda amigo John three scotch and

scotchy soda amigo John three scotch and

scotchy soda amigo John three scotch and sodas Joker sound Joao pessoa hmm come

sodas Joker sound Joao pessoa hmm come

sodas Joker sound Joao pessoa hmm come with the criminal courts for the old

with the criminal courts for the old

with the criminal courts for the old telly in New York and went to Russia and

telly in New York and went to Russia and

telly in New York and went to Russia and then Peking I work for the American

then Peking I work for the American

then Peking I work for the American Press Association for a while and I lost

Press Association for a while and I lost

Press Association for a while and I lost track

track

track there's Fame for your kids no that's a

there's Fame for your kids no that's a

there's Fame for your kids no that's a good memory on a job gone home head up

good memory on a job gone home head up

good memory on a job gone home head up the Foreign Office this morning that

the Foreign Office this morning that

the Foreign Office this morning that story yours had a puzzle like harness he

story yours had a puzzle like harness he

story yours had a puzzle like harness he was very amusing

was very amusing

was very amusing yeah breaks the monotony where'd you dig

yeah breaks the monotony where'd you dig

yeah breaks the monotony where'd you dig it up little here a little there

it up little here a little there

it up little here a little there of course there's not a grain of truth

of course there's not a grain of truth

of course there's not a grain of truth is you know that I don't know anything

is you know that I don't know anything

is you know that I don't know anything to you quite a bit

to you quite a bit

to you quite a bit our Chinese cousins are trying

our Chinese cousins are trying

our Chinese cousins are trying desperately to shape public opinion

desperately to shape public opinion

desperately to shape public opinion against Japan what for to take attention

against Japan what for to take attention

against Japan what for to take attention off their own internal disorders and

off their own internal disorders and

off their own internal disorders and believe me your sword is a clean name

believe me your sword is a clean name

believe me your sword is a clean name for I mean just spent four years there I

for I mean just spent four years there I

for I mean just spent four years there I know I never there six year myself for

know I never there six year myself for

know I never there six year myself for was enough for me

was enough for me

was enough for me not that I haven't a tremendous

not that I haven't a tremendous

not that I haven't a tremendous admiration for the Chinese people I see

admiration for the Chinese people I see

admiration for the Chinese people I see some of my best friend the Chinese huh

well

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[Music] all right followed fire began

all right followed fire began

all right followed fire began hey Janssen yellow that front page of

hey Janssen yellow that front page of

hey Janssen yellow that front page of Nix this morning dynamite

Nix this morning dynamite

Nix this morning dynamite hey come on how about a little drink

hey come on how about a little drink

hey come on how about a little drink sell em up on me

sell em up on me

sell em up on me you buying as many as you can here

you buying as many as you can here

you buying as many as you can here double about you big hour I'll have a

double about you big hour I'll have a

double about you big hour I'll have a little soda you know what I want but mr.

little soda you know what I want but mr.

little soda you know what I want but mr. Carlin China throughout the centuries

Carlin China throughout the centuries

Carlin China throughout the centuries excuse please mr. Miller is here yes sir

excuse please mr. Miller is here yes sir

excuse please mr. Miller is here yes sir I'm quitting what again never see these

I'm quitting what again never see these

I'm quitting what again never see these things before thank you keep it change

things before thank you keep it change

things before thank you keep it change two tickets for home when the first boat

two tickets for home when the first boat

two tickets for home when the first boat I could get leaving tonight and I got on

I could get leaving tonight and I got on

I could get leaving tonight and I got on my road where did you get the dough no

my road where did you get the dough no

my road where did you get the dough no invention

invention

invention secret machine is pressed buttons that

secret machine is pressed buttons that

secret machine is pressed buttons that comes fives tens hundreds about 4:30 or

comes fives tens hundreds about 4:30 or

comes fives tens hundreds about 4:30 or meet a pleasure a pleasure and here's

meet a pleasure a pleasure and here's

meet a pleasure a pleasure and here's the ten that you wouldn't lonely stinker

the ten that you wouldn't lonely stinker

the ten that you wouldn't lonely stinker fire on it right excuse I would continue

fire on it right excuse I would continue

fire on it right excuse I would continue in our next all I just came in I'll see

in our next all I just came in I'll see

in our next all I just came in I'll see you later

you later

you later Kalani yes sir I'm quitting this

Kalani yes sir I'm quitting this

Kalani yes sir I'm quitting this godforsaken land what does it got cherry

godforsaken land what does it got cherry

godforsaken land what does it got cherry blossoms but no cherries what kind of

blossoms but no cherries what kind of

blossoms but no cherries what kind of cherry trees are those I'll probably

cherry trees are those I'll probably

cherry trees are those I'll probably settle down Connecticut and write up

settle down Connecticut and write up

settle down Connecticut and write up book if I don't write our book

book if I don't write our book

book if I don't write our book hi big boy if I'm looking for you all

hi big boy if I'm looking for you all

hi big boy if I'm looking for you all over 220 that dinner was thinning weight

over 220 that dinner was thinning weight

over 220 that dinner was thinning weight harder to pay he must have been trading

harder to pay he must have been trading

harder to pay he must have been trading in Shanghai silver

in Shanghai silver

in Shanghai silver [Music]

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[Music] John says just buy a drink where'd you

John says just buy a drink where'd you

John says just buy a drink where'd you get the money I came into it come on

get the money I came into it come on

get the money I came into it come on make sense what's up I might well take

make sense what's up I might well take

make sense what's up I might well take offense of the skepticism in your tone

offense of the skepticism in your tone

offense of the skepticism in your tone but I prefer to be generous I remember

but I prefer to be generous I remember

but I prefer to be generous I remember you as my friend and former employer and

you as my friend and former employer and

you as my friend and former employer and a trivet to your bitter jealousy of my

a trivet to your bitter jealousy of my

a trivet to your bitter jealousy of my good fortune

I'm leaving tonight me and eat it not

I'm leaving tonight me and eat it not

I'm leaving tonight me and eat it not got a morrow

where did you get that money me take a

where did you get that money me take a

where did you get that money me take a tip from me come on back to the States

tip from me come on back to the States

tip from me come on back to the States this place is getting hotter than the

this place is getting hotter than the

this place is getting hotter than the inside of Fujiyama get out there was

inside of Fujiyama get out there was

inside of Fujiyama get out there was blood in the streets this morning before

blood in the streets this morning before

blood in the streets this morning before like a river before the summer's over

like a river before the summer's over

like a river before the summer's over so y'all mixed up in something shady me

so y'all mixed up in something shady me

so y'all mixed up in something shady me ollie Miller don't either

ollie Miller don't either

ollie Miller don't either captain 23 come down tonight now put it

captain 23 come down tonight now put it

captain 23 come down tonight now put it full of champagne tell you how much I

full of champagne tell you how much I

full of champagne tell you how much I love you man's best friend

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[Music] combin tomorrow the documents sorry

combin tomorrow the documents sorry

combin tomorrow the documents sorry this car

ain't your Uncle Sam yeah and then

ain't your Uncle Sam yeah and then

ain't your Uncle Sam yeah and then marvelous going home I'll believe it

marvelous going home I'll believe it

marvelous going home I'll believe it till I'm seasick great stuff Oh empty

till I'm seasick great stuff Oh empty

till I'm seasick great stuff Oh empty child I am a concern

child I am a concern

child I am a concern now you go on your packing et yeah never

now you go on your packing et yeah never

now you go on your packing et yeah never been early in my life what's it all

been early in my life what's it all

been early in my life what's it all about

about

about Oh Nick you've gotten me all of a sudden

Oh Nick you've gotten me all of a sudden

Oh Nick you've gotten me all of a sudden everything's wonderful rags to riches

everything's wonderful rags to riches

everything's wonderful rags to riches how does Olli explain it Oh like he does

how does Olli explain it Oh like he does

how does Olli explain it Oh like he does everything else excuse me he dismisses

everything else excuse me he dismisses

everything else excuse me he dismisses it can you say anything Oh big very big

it can you say anything Oh big very big

it can you say anything Oh big very big something about a contract for a book

something about a contract for a book

something about a contract for a book he's gonna write big literary deal

he's gonna write big literary deal

he's gonna write big literary deal advance royalties scads of money fine

Nick I don't care where he got it maybe

Nick I don't care where he got it maybe

Nick I don't care where he got it maybe he stole the Emperor's treasures all I

he stole the Emperor's treasures all I

he stole the Emperor's treasures all I know is we're going home this place is

know is we're going home this place is

know is we're going home this place is slowly killing him me too

slowly killing him me too

slowly killing him me too all right all right after all Holly's

all right all right after all Holly's

all right all right after all Holly's private business is still his own but I

private business is still his own but I

private business is still his own but I didn't want to eat if you get into a jam

didn't want to eat if you get into a jam

didn't want to eat if you get into a jam because of anything irregular well if

because of anything irregular well if

because of anything irregular well if there's anybody he'd tell what it's all

there's anybody he'd tell what it's all

there's anybody he'd tell what it's all about it'd be you Nick

about it'd be you Nick

about it'd be you Nick well that's what has me worried he

well that's what has me worried he

well that's what has me worried he hasn't you be at the boat tonight I'm

hasn't you be at the boat tonight I'm

hasn't you be at the boat tonight I'm sure with a couple of magnums of

sure with a couple of magnums of

sure with a couple of magnums of champagne ah that should open his big

champagne ah that should open his big

champagne ah that should open his big mouth he's opened it unless yeah I'll

mouth he's opened it unless yeah I'll

mouth he's opened it unless yeah I'll see you there hey I don't get a chance

see you there hey I don't get a chance

see you there hey I don't get a chance to tell you tonight you're all we're

to tell you tonight you're all we're

to tell you tonight you're all we're gonna miss in this place

gonna miss in this place

gonna miss in this place I wish you were coming back with us all

I wish you were coming back with us all

I wish you were coming back with us all right see it the boat beautiful

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good evening Cronin's on report to

good evening Cronin's on report to

good evening Cronin's on report to America oh no no what you anxious to get

America oh no no what you anxious to get

America oh no no what you anxious to get rid of me

rid of me

rid of me no just gonna see a couple of friends of

no just gonna see a couple of friends of

no just gonna see a couple of friends of mine off on the boat your name please

mine off on the boat your name please

mine off on the boat your name please name Ashley Shikata here he's been

name Ashley Shikata here he's been

name Ashley Shikata here he's been telling me all day I am thought control

telling me all day I am thought control

telling me all day I am thought control officer please answer questions alright

officer please answer questions alright

officer please answer questions alright I'll give you an answer I'm thinking

I'll give you an answer I'm thinking

I'll give you an answer I'm thinking this is a new low in stupidity even for

this is a new low in stupidity even for

this is a new low in stupidity even for the Imperial police now I want to see

the Imperial police now I want to see

the Imperial police now I want to see mr. mrs. Millers take home 23 any

mr. mrs. Millers take home 23 any

mr. mrs. Millers take home 23 any objections

objections

objections oh yes mr. mrs. Miller not yet arrived

oh yes mr. mrs. Miller not yet arrived

oh yes mr. mrs. Miller not yet arrived well I'll wait for them on deck sorry

well I'll wait for them on deck sorry

well I'll wait for them on deck sorry not permitted tonight excuse me please

not permitted tonight excuse me please

not permitted tonight excuse me please I'm strong I'm Salaam dear

I'm strong I'm Salaam dear

I'm strong I'm Salaam dear [Music]

in Spain

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Edie

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- bet you refuse to bleep police

now you know truth has been told you saw

now you know truth has been told you saw

now you know truth has been told you saw for yourself friends have not yet alive

for yourself friends have not yet alive

for yourself friends have not yet alive [Music]

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[Music] hello Tokyo Chronicle please Charlie

hello Tokyo Chronicle please Charlie

hello Tokyo Chronicle please Charlie spray yeah Tonica llamas Charlie Charlie

spray yeah Tonica llamas Charlie Charlie

spray yeah Tonica llamas Charlie Charlie there's trouble big trouble

there's trouble big trouble

there's trouble big trouble look I can't tell you about it now I'm

look I can't tell you about it now I'm

look I can't tell you about it now I'm coming right down but to find out where

coming right down but to find out where

coming right down but to find out where the Ambassador is right away right Nick

the Ambassador is right away right Nick

the Ambassador is right away right Nick get a limo or eat you honey he's been

get a limo or eat you honey he's been

get a limo or eat you honey he's been trying to get in touch with you

trying to get in touch with you

trying to get in touch with you where is he I didn't try to get over to

where is he I didn't try to get over to

where is he I didn't try to get over to your house

your house

your house Oh fine fine well I'll go there then

Oh fine fine well I'll go there then

Oh fine fine well I'll go there then switch the call err yeah

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[Music] hi

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[Music] take a sip of this

well tell me what happened

I know don't never gonna be certified

I know don't never gonna be certified

I know don't never gonna be certified reverse of my money

made a good guess on the paper this

made a good guess on the paper this

made a good guess on the paper this morning you won't have to guess a little

morning you won't have to guess a little

morning you won't have to guess a little morning

Kanaka plan

I'm glad

I'm glad

I'm glad glad Edith not away okay

glad Edith not away okay

glad Edith not away okay hello

sorry I missed

sorry I missed

sorry I missed the boat will get

me

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[Music] what is it very sorry to disturb saw my

what is it very sorry to disturb saw my

what is it very sorry to disturb saw my beat it a desperate criminal escaped

beat it a desperate criminal escaped

beat it a desperate criminal escaped police maybe he is hiding here sorry we

police maybe he is hiding here sorry we

police maybe he is hiding here sorry we must search who has to protect you

must search who has to protect you

must search who has to protect you nobody here now you need anybody to

nobody here now you need anybody to

nobody here now you need anybody to protect me now get out have ax are them

protect me now get out have ax are them

protect me now get out have ax are them ah yes criminal

ah yes criminal

ah yes criminal don't you mean Bickham we must search

don't you mean Bickham we must search

don't you mean Bickham we must search house please

house please

house please jumbo sir I say hi solo here

you're going War Horse help nanny come

you're going War Horse help nanny come

you're going War Horse help nanny come meet doctor not anymore nein

meet doctor not anymore nein

meet doctor not anymore nein well of course it was nothing - fine now

well of course it was nothing - fine now

well of course it was nothing - fine now go on get out of here yes would you come

go on get out of here yes would you come

go on get out of here yes would you come with us make report all right all right

with us make report all right all right

with us make report all right all right that's exactly what I ought to do now if

that's exactly what I ought to do now if

that's exactly what I ought to do now if you just give me a chance to form my

you just give me a chance to form my

you just give me a chance to form my office while not permitting tariffs on

office while not permitting tariffs on

office while not permitting tariffs on how look Hiroshima I'm getting awfully

how look Hiroshima I'm getting awfully

how look Hiroshima I'm getting awfully tired of this your chief your mod is a

tired of this your chief your mod is a

tired of this your chief your mod is a very good friend of mine I don't want to

very good friend of mine I don't want to

very good friend of mine I don't want to have to turn you in

have to turn you in

have to turn you in come please all right

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condoms out the back oh okay

good morning Condon sir did not expect

good morning Condon sir did not expect

good morning Condon sir did not expect to meet you here except us friend Heil

to meet you here except us friend Heil

to meet you here except us friend Heil your phone hello hello Tokyo Chronicle

your phone hello hello Tokyo Chronicle

your phone hello hello Tokyo Chronicle please you've got some explaining to do

please you've got some explaining to do

please you've got some explaining to do your mother

your mother

your mother oh hello get me charlie spray among

oh hello get me charlie spray among

oh hello get me charlie spray among other things my government does not like

other things my government does not like

other things my government does not like it's nationally be thrown into the jug

it's nationally be thrown into the jug

it's nationally be thrown into the jug without any charge Japanese government

without any charge Japanese government

without any charge Japanese government would not do that to American kondou-san

would not do that to American kondou-san

would not do that to American kondou-san hear is charged Nicholas Condon much

hear is charged Nicholas Condon much

hear is charged Nicholas Condon much esteem editor Tokyo Chronicle held

esteem editor Tokyo Chronicle held

esteem editor Tokyo Chronicle held private celebration in his own home

private celebration in his own home

private celebration in his own home guerre the intense and far-reaching

guerre the intense and far-reaching

guerre the intense and far-reaching causing complaints from neighbors

causing complaints from neighbors

causing complaints from neighbors complaints ignored forcing police to

complaints ignored forcing police to

complaints ignored forcing police to make polite request that Goethe subdued

make polite request that Goethe subdued

make polite request that Goethe subdued the quest ignore police enter home at

the quest ignore police enter home at

the quest ignore police enter home at 10:30 p.m.

10:30 p.m.

10:30 p.m. fine Nicholas Condon with two girls to

fine Nicholas Condon with two girls to

fine Nicholas Condon with two girls to concern mr. Condon very much under

concern mr. Condon very much under

concern mr. Condon very much under influence sake the man police read for

influence sake the man police read for

influence sake the man police read for his demand to girl real condone attempt

his demand to girl real condone attempt

his demand to girl real condone attempt to throw for his out Condon overcome by

to throw for his out Condon overcome by

to throw for his out Condon overcome by drinks friendly police put him to bed in

drinks friendly police put him to bed in

drinks friendly police put him to bed in city jail to protect him hello hello

city jail to protect him hello hello

city jail to protect him hello hello hello you've cut me off give me the

hello you've cut me off give me the

hello you've cut me off give me the chocolate clinical again please

chocolate clinical again please

chocolate clinical again please because holding you in much esteem man

because holding you in much esteem man

because holding you in much esteem man of great prestige no longer angry with

of great prestige no longer angry with

of great prestige no longer angry with protective furries you are free to go

protective furries you are free to go

protective furries you are free to go Thanks hello Charlie Oh Nick please go

Thanks hello Charlie Oh Nick please go

Thanks hello Charlie Oh Nick please go home and get a little sleep you had us

home and get a little sleep you had us

home and get a little sleep you had us up all last night we even woke the

up all last night we even woke the

up all last night we even woke the ambassador I don't know how we gonna

ambassador I don't know how we gonna

ambassador I don't know how we gonna alibi it to him Japanese papers are full

alibi it to him Japanese papers are full

alibi it to him Japanese papers are full of what you did

of what you did

of what you did never mind that never mind that look I'm

never mind that never mind that look I'm

never mind that never mind that look I'm glad you got the ambassador get him

glad you got the ambassador get him

glad you got the ambassador get him again and tell my better see you as soon

again and tell my better see you as soon

again and tell my better see you as soon as possible and then get in your car and

as possible and then get in your car and

as possible and then get in your car and pick me up here yeah and bring a camera

Sajid Oshima you know our good friend

Sajid Oshima you know our good friend

Sajid Oshima you know our good friend condom son of Tokyo Chronicle we have

condom son of Tokyo Chronicle we have

condom son of Tokyo Chronicle we have met many times great honor it's not

met many times great honor it's not

met many times great honor it's not mutual

mutual

mutual you killed two Americans last night Oh

you killed two Americans last night Oh

you killed two Americans last night Oh sh ma one of the Nagas tomorrow and the

sh ma one of the Nagas tomorrow and the

sh ma one of the Nagas tomorrow and the other at my house oh serious charge can

other at my house oh serious charge can

other at my house oh serious charge can dance on you'll have proved Condon san

dance on you'll have proved Condon san

dance on you'll have proved Condon san and Saki have big fight last night Saki

and Saki have big fight last night Saki

and Saki have big fight last night Saki win I suppose you weren't at the harbour

win I suppose you weren't at the harbour

win I suppose you weren't at the harbour and you weren't at my house last night

and you weren't at my house last night

and you weren't at my house last night we take families the view cherry

we take families the view cherry

we take families the view cherry blossoms in moon a night most

blossoms in moon a night most

blossoms in moon a night most pleasurable evening be better you forget

pleasurable evening be better you forget

pleasurable evening be better you forget bad dreams and go home to good sleep

bad dreams and go home to good sleep

bad dreams and go home to good sleep sayonara Condon Sun and if I may try big

sayonara Condon Sun and if I may try big

sayonara Condon Sun and if I may try big joke I say hope I am not to see you here

joke I say hope I am not to see you here

joke I say hope I am not to see you here too soon understand you're very strong

too soon understand you're very strong

too soon understand you're very strong judo perhaps you honor me with contest

judo perhaps you honor me with contest

judo perhaps you honor me with contest sometime certainly only I hope next time

sometime certainly only I hope next time

sometime certainly only I hope next time it'll be face to face

you can put your camera away there's the

you can put your camera away there's the

you can put your camera away there's the winner of the Holi plows for last night

winner of the Holi plows for last night

winner of the Holi plows for last night they replaced it plant number one even

they replaced it plant number one even

they replaced it plant number one even to the lipstick play number two yeah

to the lipstick play number two yeah

to the lipstick play number two yeah they don't miss a bit maybe even clean

they don't miss a bit maybe even clean

they don't miss a bit maybe even clean up the bloodstains

up the bloodstains

up the bloodstains yeah all right Thoreau what is it Nick

yeah all right Thoreau what is it Nick

yeah all right Thoreau what is it Nick there's someone at the door shall I see

there's someone at the door shall I see

there's someone at the door shall I see what it is yeah see what

mr. Canton please come in thank you this

mr. Canton please come in thank you this

mr. Canton please come in thank you this is mr. Khanna yes annachi thank you I'm

is mr. Khanna yes annachi thank you I'm

is mr. Khanna yes annachi thank you I'm from porn office please permit me to

from porn office please permit me to

from porn office please permit me to escort you the audience with His

escort you the audience with His

escort you the audience with His Excellency premier general Baron Tanaka

Excellency premier general Baron Tanaka

Excellency premier general Baron Tanaka hmm well I'm gonna be busy for a couple

hmm well I'm gonna be busy for a couple

hmm well I'm gonna be busy for a couple of hours

of hours

of hours tell him I'll drop in it was all for

tell him I'll drop in it was all for

tell him I'll drop in it was all for some time this afternoon please not to

some time this afternoon please not to

some time this afternoon please not to office he's excellency awaits you that

office he's excellency awaits you that

office he's excellency awaits you that is home onna that'll add few minutes

is home onna that'll add few minutes

is home onna that'll add few minutes please

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you're a shoe

I want to join us was he here not now

I want to join us was he here not now

I want to join us was he here not now Thank You Prince possibly if you don't

Thank You Prince possibly if you don't

Thank You Prince possibly if you don't like I'm afraid iris is unhappy these

like I'm afraid iris is unhappy these

like I'm afraid iris is unhappy these days unfortunately it was necessary to

days unfortunately it was necessary to

days unfortunately it was necessary to involve her in this distasteful affair

involve her in this distasteful affair

involve her in this distasteful affair Colonel Tojo advised it

Colonel Tojo advised it

Colonel Tojo advised it since when Baron Tanaka who you can see

since when Baron Tanaka who you can see

since when Baron Tanaka who you can see - Colonel Tojo's sordid wishes I did not

- Colonel Tojo's sordid wishes I did not

- Colonel Tojo's sordid wishes I did not concede prince Tatsuki i agreed in the

concede prince Tatsuki i agreed in the

concede prince Tatsuki i agreed in the future I would be less unhappy if I were

future I would be less unhappy if I were

future I would be less unhappy if I were not called upon to search the effects of

not called upon to search the effects of

not called upon to search the effects of a woman so horribly murdered it will not

a woman so horribly murdered it will not

a woman so horribly murdered it will not happen again my dear I promise that

an interesting woman yes mixed parentage

an interesting woman yes mixed parentage

an interesting woman yes mixed parentage yes

yes

yes her mother was Chinese Baron you know

her mother was Chinese Baron you know

her mother was Chinese Baron you know that I have communicated to my fears to

that I have communicated to my fears to

that I have communicated to my fears to the Emperor regarding the road on which

the Emperor regarding the road on which

the Emperor regarding the road on which are determined to lead the nation your

are determined to lead the nation your

are determined to lead the nation your highness the decisions already have been

highness the decisions already have been

highness the decisions already have been submitted to the Emperor your great

submitted to the Emperor your great

submitted to the Emperor your great influence Baron could still check to

influence Baron could still check to

influence Baron could still check to militarists I am but an old man whose

militarists I am but an old man whose

militarists I am but an old man whose voice no longer carries its authority

voice no longer carries its authority

voice no longer carries its authority but you are among the most highly

but you are among the most highly

but you are among the most highly esteemed in my cabinet you're highly

esteemed in my cabinet you're highly

esteemed in my cabinet you're highly esteemed esteemed as a liberal screen

esteemed esteemed as a liberal screen

esteemed esteemed as a liberal screen and the scroll of the port behind which

and the scroll of the port behind which

and the scroll of the port behind which samurai sword having sharpened without

samurai sword having sharpened without

samurai sword having sharpened without arm strength we will perish that is my

arm strength we will perish that is my

arm strength we will perish that is my view those fuse who leads apparent to

view those fuse who leads apparent to

view those fuse who leads apparent to the sister we see the problem

the sister we see the problem

the sister we see the problem differently that is true to uphold my

differently that is true to uphold my

differently that is true to uphold my beliefs I would die with honour

beliefs I would die with honour

beliefs I would die with honour you better not Anika will die only to

you better not Anika will die only to

you better not Anika will die only to erase your dishonor

mr. Hayashi and mr. Condon is the

mr. Hayashi and mr. Condon is the

mr. Hayashi and mr. Condon is the pleasure to see you again mr. Condon a

pleasure to see you again mr. Condon a

pleasure to see you again mr. Condon a Colonel Tojo of the Imperial Army and

Colonel Tojo of the Imperial Army and

Colonel Tojo of the Imperial Army and you know major Kazakh imperial secret

you know major Kazakh imperial secret

you know major Kazakh imperial secret police the mr. Nicholas Compton and

police the mr. Nicholas Compton and

police the mr. Nicholas Compton and please sit down thank you for coming to

please sit down thank you for coming to

please sit down thank you for coming to my home it is more agreeable than

my home it is more agreeable than

my home it is more agreeable than meeting at the office here we are not

meeting at the office here we are not

meeting at the office here we are not bothered with the newspaper bet you're a

bothered with the newspaper bet you're a

bothered with the newspaper bet you're a front-page story yesterday mr. Condon

front-page story yesterday mr. Condon

front-page story yesterday mr. Condon was somewhat embarrassing can't please

was somewhat embarrassing can't please

was somewhat embarrassing can't please everybody

everybody

everybody of course now we realize you had no way

of course now we realize you had no way

of course now we realize you had no way of knowing it was an inopportune moment

of knowing it was an inopportune moment

of knowing it was an inopportune moment for such a story bluntly mr. Condon

for such a story bluntly mr. Condon

for such a story bluntly mr. Condon certain liberal subversive factions

certain liberal subversive factions

certain liberal subversive factions within our own country are seeking to

within our own country are seeking to

within our own country are seeking to create an incident to weaken the present

create an incident to weaken the present

create an incident to weaken the present government they are responsible for the

government they are responsible for the

government they are responsible for the malicious rumor which you have

malicious rumor which you have

malicious rumor which you have regrettably printed as I said mr. Condon

regrettably printed as I said mr. Condon

regrettably printed as I said mr. Condon the story itself is unimportant these

the story itself is unimportant these

the story itself is unimportant these rumors of a document which plans world

rumors of a document which plans world

rumors of a document which plans world conquest are ridiculous but should this

conquest are ridiculous but should this

conquest are ridiculous but should this rumor be taken seriously by the wrong

rumor be taken seriously by the wrong

rumor be taken seriously by the wrong people a blazing pyre might be kindled

people a blazing pyre might be kindled

people a blazing pyre might be kindled which Japan would find costly to

which Japan would find costly to

which Japan would find costly to extinguish oh I see what you are saying

extinguish oh I see what you are saying

extinguish oh I see what you are saying is you'd like The Chronicle to put on a

is you'd like The Chronicle to put on a

is you'd like The Chronicle to put on a Fire Prevention Week campaign is that it

Fire Prevention Week campaign is that it

Fire Prevention Week campaign is that it no mr. Condon within the past 24 hours

no mr. Condon within the past 24 hours

no mr. Condon within the past 24 hours we've discovered the plot to smuggle

we've discovered the plot to smuggle

we've discovered the plot to smuggle this forge document out of Japan a man

this forge document out of Japan a man

this forge document out of Japan a man by the name of Oliver Miller one of

by the name of Oliver Miller one of

by the name of Oliver Miller one of their former employees is involved we

their former employees is involved we

their former employees is involved we could recover the document from him by

could recover the document from him by

could recover the document from him by force if we chose we would prefer that

force if we chose we would prefer that

force if we chose we would prefer that you persuade him to return it to us it

you persuade him to return it to us it

you persuade him to return it to us it seems you haven't heard your excellency

seems you haven't heard your excellency

seems you haven't heard your excellency no your secret police major that mr. and

no your secret police major that mr. and

no your secret police major that mr. and mrs. Miller were murdered last night

mrs. Miller were murdered last night

mrs. Miller were murdered last night he has we read in the papers this

he has we read in the papers this

he has we read in the papers this morning about your escapades last night

morning about your escapades last night

morning about your escapades last night mr. Condon in your incoherent condition

mr. Condon in your incoherent condition

mr. Condon in your incoherent condition you spoke of this unpleasant fantasy as

you spoke of this unpleasant fantasy as

you spoke of this unpleasant fantasy as we were concerned with the fate of mr.

we were concerned with the fate of mr.

we were concerned with the fate of mr. Miller even more than you we immediately

Miller even more than you we immediately

Miller even more than you we immediately made inquiries from the captain I then I

made inquiries from the captain I then I

made inquiries from the captain I then I gotta Maru a most trustworthy gentle

isn't it clear to you now perfectly

isn't it clear to you now perfectly

isn't it clear to you now perfectly clear in every detail mr. Callen murder

clear in every detail mr. Callen murder

clear in every detail mr. Callen murder is an ugly and dishonorable Act and

is an ugly and dishonorable Act and

is an ugly and dishonorable Act and approve it someone must be accused

approve it someone must be accused

approve it someone must be accused bodies must be produced no to approach

bodies must be produced no to approach

bodies must be produced no to approach this problem that way would only lead

this problem that way would only lead

this problem that way would only lead you to many difficulties but if you send

you to many difficulties but if you send

you to many difficulties but if you send mr. Miller a radiogram I am sure he will

mr. Miller a radiogram I am sure he will

mr. Miller a radiogram I am sure he will return the document to us through you

return the document to us through you

return the document to us through you every one would be enormous ly relieved

every one would be enormous ly relieved

every one would be enormous ly relieved and you would greatly profit we will all

and you would greatly profit we will all

and you would greatly profit we will all live the lab the strange hallucination

live the lab the strange hallucination

live the lab the strange hallucination which you experienced the last night I

which you experienced the last night I

which you experienced the last night I see what you want this forgery returned

see what you want this forgery returned

see what you want this forgery returned yes and you're willing to pay plenty for

yes and you're willing to pay plenty for

yes and you're willing to pay plenty for it alright here's my price

when the United States Embassy is

when the United States Embassy is

when the United States Embassy is informed that the murders of Olli Miller

informed that the murders of Olli Miller

informed that the murders of Olli Miller and his wife I mean the real murderers

and his wife I mean the real murderers

and his wife I mean the real murderers oshimen Hijikata not a couple of

oshimen Hijikata not a couple of

oshimen Hijikata not a couple of sacrificial monkeys are brought to trial

sacrificial monkeys are brought to trial

sacrificial monkeys are brought to trial and convicted then and only then the

and convicted then and only then the

and convicted then and only then the thing that you're looking for may turn

thing that you're looking for may turn

thing that you're looking for may turn up

all right sit down drink whiskey

well the love them like what's this

well the love them like what's this

well the love them like what's this about you're not quitting the paper

about you're not quitting the paper

about you're not quitting the paper trying to give you a break you want my

trying to give you a break you want my

trying to give you a break you want my job don't you love come on don't toy

job don't you love come on don't toy

job don't you love come on don't toy with me what's up what happened with

with me what's up what happened with

with me what's up what happened with Tonga Oh Charlie I can't tell you much

Tonga Oh Charlie I can't tell you much

Tonga Oh Charlie I can't tell you much you'll have to be satisfied with the

you'll have to be satisfied with the

you'll have to be satisfied with the crumbs after I left Tonica

crumbs after I left Tonica

crumbs after I left Tonica I went over to the Embassy there long

I went over to the Embassy there long

I went over to the Embassy there long talk I don't ask any questions there's

talk I don't ask any questions there's

talk I don't ask any questions there's much I can tell you they're sending me

much I can tell you they're sending me

much I can tell you they're sending me back to Washington okay Rama's my from

back to Washington okay Rama's my from

back to Washington okay Rama's my from cake

cake

cake I suppose you saw bright eyes over there

and he's been tailing me all day I know

and he's been tailing me all day I know

and he's been tailing me all day I know you're leaving they might have other

you're leaving they might have other

you're leaving they might have other plans for you

plans for you

plans for you Ollie mother style no the embassy

Ollie mother style no the embassy

Ollie mother style no the embassy expressed a very definite interest in my

expressed a very definite interest in my

expressed a very definite interest in my safe departure polite but official oh

safe departure polite but official oh

safe departure polite but official oh yeah and one more for me after you

yeah and one more for me after you

yeah and one more for me after you finish that cream you're going back to

finish that cream you're going back to

finish that cream you're going back to the office I want a story in tomorrow's

the office I want a story in tomorrow's

the office I want a story in tomorrow's paper that says I'm sailing ten days

paper that says I'm sailing ten days

paper that says I'm sailing ten days President Wilson why the publicity my

President Wilson why the publicity my

President Wilson why the publicity my hunch was right Charlie the police did

hunch was right Charlie the police did

hunch was right Charlie the police did not get that document so it must have

not get that document so it must have

not get that document so it must have been the people who want to get it out

been the people who want to get it out

been the people who want to get it out of Japan they know I'm stealing they may

of Japan they know I'm stealing they may

of Japan they know I'm stealing they may try to get in touch with me so don't do

try to get in touch with me so don't do

try to get in touch with me so don't do it and they keep on ice until the boat

it and they keep on ice until the boat

it and they keep on ice until the boat sails hope there's a one-column cut of

sails hope there's a one-column cut of

sails hope there's a one-column cut of me in the files three-quarter face very

me in the files three-quarter face very

me in the files three-quarter face very flattering run that with a story front

flattering run that with a story front

flattering run that with a story front page

page

page [Music]

hey Katie do me a favor will you yes

hey Katie do me a favor will you yes

hey Katie do me a favor will you yes please keep an eye on my friend over

please keep an eye on my friend over

please keep an eye on my friend over there yeah

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[Music]

[Music] as I can't may we join you it looks as

as I can't may we join you it looks as

as I can't may we join you it looks as if every tables taken I arranged it that

if every tables taken I arranged it that

if every tables taken I arranged it that way

way

way this is Nick Condon's Tokyo Chronicle

this is Nick Condon's Tokyo Chronicle

this is Nick Condon's Tokyo Chronicle miss iris said you just arrived from

miss iris said you just arrived from

miss iris said you just arrived from Shanghai I hope you'll enjoy Tokyo I

Shanghai I hope you'll enjoy Tokyo I

Shanghai I hope you'll enjoy Tokyo I think I'm going to buy mine

think I'm going to buy mine

think I'm going to buy mine I do it better besides I'm not crazy

I do it better besides I'm not crazy

I do it better besides I'm not crazy what do you mean crazy no man in his

what do you mean crazy no man in his

what do you mean crazy no man in his right mind would willingly share your

right mind would willingly share your

right mind would willingly share your company missing it

company missing it

company missing it Shanghai these days Oh Shane hai is

Shanghai these days Oh Shane hai is

Shanghai these days Oh Shane hai is always getting for everyone but the

always getting for everyone but the

always getting for everyone but the Chinese made the way to read her up long

Chinese made the way to read her up long

Chinese made the way to read her up long enough to take your orders dad curry the

enough to take your orders dad curry the

enough to take your orders dad curry the same how was the trip over a little on

same how was the trip over a little on

same how was the trip over a little on the rough side I always say it's not the

the rough side I always say it's not the

the rough side I always say it's not the ocean with the Japanese boats you

ocean with the Japanese boats you

ocean with the Japanese boats you arrived last night yes

I went down to see a couple of friends

I went down to see a couple of friends

I went down to see a couple of friends of mine open another tomorrow last night

of mine open another tomorrow last night

of mine open another tomorrow last night you didn't by any chance came in on that

you didn't by any chance came in on that

you didn't by any chance came in on that boat did you

look here Kannan you have a reputation

look here Kannan you have a reputation

look here Kannan you have a reputation for bad manners but this is going too

for bad manners but this is going too

for bad manners but this is going too far

far

far it's alright mr. Castell perhaps mr.

it's alright mr. Castell perhaps mr.

it's alright mr. Castell perhaps mr. Condon can explain I'll call mr. gazelle

well

I'm sorry sorry I kind of a rough night

I'm sorry sorry I kind of a rough night

I'm sorry sorry I kind of a rough night last night and I'm not quite myself

last night and I'm not quite myself

last night and I'm not quite myself today I read about it in this morning's

today I read about it in this morning's

today I read about it in this morning's paper well that story not true I didn't

paper well that story not true I didn't

paper well that story not true I didn't think so too much fun to be true

think so too much fun to be true

think so too much fun to be true I have a secret

I'd like to make a confession

I'd like to make a confession

I'd like to make a confession [Music]

you were wrong about Cassell he isn't

you were wrong about Cassell he isn't

you were wrong about Cassell he isn't crazy I insisted on coming over here why

crazy I insisted on coming over here why

crazy I insisted on coming over here why I wanted to meet you

you certainly know your judo don't you

you certainly know your judo don't you

you certainly know your judo don't you you've had me off balance Evers what you

you've had me off balance Evers what you

you've had me off balance Evers what you came in good

came in good

came in good right now what you're saying is that

right now what you're saying is that

right now what you're saying is that you're making a play for me why

you're making a play for me why

you're making a play for me why perhaps I'd like your looks no not with

perhaps I'd like your looks no not with

perhaps I'd like your looks no not with this there may be things about that I

this there may be things about that I

this there may be things about that I like you know what

like you know what

like you know what I've always liked red hair I grew it for

I've always liked red hair I grew it for

I've always liked red hair I grew it for you and the ears to hold

you and the ears to hold

you and the ears to hold isn't that good more will be fonder keep

isn't that good more will be fonder keep

isn't that good more will be fonder keep on keep on pretty soon your level

alright mr. Condon let's to use your

alright mr. Condon let's to use your

alright mr. Condon let's to use your phrase level I was told to meet you by a

phrase level I was told to meet you by a

phrase level I was told to meet you by a friend yeah but whose friend yours from

friend yeah but whose friend yours from

friend yeah but whose friend yours from Shanghai very wonderful almost simply

Shanghai very wonderful almost simply

Shanghai very wonderful almost simply old name

Jane Pauling yes she has wonderful

Jane Pauling yes she has wonderful

Jane Pauling yes she has wonderful wonderful and he asked you to look me up

wonderful and he asked you to look me up

wonderful and he asked you to look me up yeah o saintly had look about me

yeah o saintly had look about me

yeah o saintly had look about me no he remembers you very well as you

no he remembers you very well as you

no he remembers you very well as you were then he hoped you hadn't changed

just what does that mean

first we become better acquainted it was

first we become better acquainted it was

first we become better acquainted it was his desire his desire became mine five

his desire his desire became mine five

his desire his desire became mine five minutes ago

minutes ago

minutes ago come on let's figure way to go about

come on let's figure way to go about

come on let's figure way to go about that about what how to get better

that about what how to get better

that about what how to get better acquainted the shortest possible time

acquainted the shortest possible time

acquainted the shortest possible time you see I'm leaving in ten days well

you see I'm leaving in ten days well

you see I'm leaving in ten days well that's not bad

that's not bad

that's not bad molesting to them to them yeah ten days

molesting to them to them yeah ten days

molesting to them to them yeah ten days the ten day that shook the world

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iris might be here you know Colonel Tojo

iris might be here you know Colonel Tojo

iris might be here you know Colonel Tojo of course and that major Carioca gee no

of course and that major Carioca gee no

of course and that major Carioca gee no thank you

thank you

thank you have you anything to report I have made

have you anything to report I have made

have you anything to report I have made some progress what progress please mr.

some progress what progress please mr.

some progress what progress please mr. Condon finds me attractive the

Condon finds me attractive the

Condon finds me attractive the introduction I arranged work smoothly

introduction I arranged work smoothly

introduction I arranged work smoothly excellently thank you please waste no

excellently thank you please waste no

excellently thank you please waste no time in becoming most closely acquainted

time in becoming most closely acquainted

time in becoming most closely acquainted Detlef venture Colonel Tojo has many

Detlef venture Colonel Tojo has many

Detlef venture Colonel Tojo has many ramifications which I find displeasing

ramifications which I find displeasing

ramifications which I find displeasing perhaps we can eliminate the sordid

perhaps we can eliminate the sordid

perhaps we can eliminate the sordid details and learn exactly what has

details and learn exactly what has

details and learn exactly what has occurred at the spa

occurred at the spa

occurred at the spa does this man possess the document I

does this man possess the document I

does this man possess the document I cannot say for certain I'm sure he does

cannot say for certain I'm sure he does

cannot say for certain I'm sure he does your excellency

your excellency

your excellency it would appear so it is mr. Condon's

it would appear so it is mr. Condon's

it would appear so it is mr. Condon's ambition to leave Tokyo in good health

ambition to leave Tokyo in good health

ambition to leave Tokyo in good health within one week he is relying upon his

within one week he is relying upon his

within one week he is relying upon his embassy to protect him that means you

embassy to protect him that means you

embassy to protect him that means you must work swiftly Colonel Tojo I do not

must work swiftly Colonel Tojo I do not

must work swiftly Colonel Tojo I do not need you to remind me of my duty as far

need you to remind me of my duty as far

need you to remind me of my duty as far as mr. Condon is concerned I have every

as mr. Condon is concerned I have every

as mr. Condon is concerned I have every hope for success hope alone will not

hope for success hope alone will not

hope for success hope alone will not suffice your permission

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hey Charlie Charlie that fell on the top

hey Charlie Charlie that fell on the top

hey Charlie Charlie that fell on the top had just going out it's neither one from

had just going out it's neither one from

had just going out it's neither one from the Foreign Office was over at my house

the Foreign Office was over at my house

the Foreign Office was over at my house the other day

the other day

the other day hayashi yeah why oh nothing just

hayashi yeah why oh nothing just

hayashi yeah why oh nothing just checking Thanks

and do you know a guy named Cassell a

and do you know a guy named Cassell a

and do you know a guy named Cassell a joke Cassell yeah hmm heard of him

joke Cassell yeah hmm heard of him

joke Cassell yeah hmm heard of him someone well I just got away from the

someone well I just got away from the

someone well I just got away from the states about him they say he's a good

states about him they say he's a good

states about him they say he's a good man I thought I'd try them out in your

man I thought I'd try them out in your

man I thought I'd try them out in your job after you go from what states you

job after you go from what states you

job after you go from what states you mean you just got an order from the

mean you just got an order from the

mean you just got an order from the Japanese Foreign Office to put him on

Japanese Foreign Office to put him on

Japanese Foreign Office to put him on two minutes ago

two minutes ago

two minutes ago that's an insult nobody dictates to me

that's an insult nobody dictates to me

that's an insult nobody dictates to me no not even your own conscience

no not even your own conscience

no not even your own conscience you promised Charlie Sprague my job

you promised Charlie Sprague my job

you promised Charlie Sprague my job didn't you well I've reconsidered they

didn't you well I've reconsidered they

didn't you well I've reconsidered they say Cassell's I got a fine record you

say Cassell's I got a fine record you

say Cassell's I got a fine record you journalism there are great he ran a

journalism there are great he ran a

journalism there are great he ran a paper in China that pose as the friend

paper in China that pose as the friend

paper in China that pose as the friend of the people and on the side he set up

of the people and on the side he set up

of the people and on the side he set up a patriotic organization that collected

a patriotic organization that collected

a patriotic organization that collected nickels and dimes from the poor Chinese

nickels and dimes from the poor Chinese

nickels and dimes from the poor Chinese in the States to print anti-japanese

in the States to print anti-japanese

in the States to print anti-japanese propaganda what of it

propaganda what of it

propaganda what of it oh nothing much but instead of printing

oh nothing much but instead of printing

oh nothing much but instead of printing the leaflets he lost the money in the

the leaflets he lost the money in the

the leaflets he lost the money in the stock market 60,000 bucks

stock market 60,000 bucks

stock market 60,000 bucks his partner committed suicide and

his partner committed suicide and

his partner committed suicide and Cassell decided on a change of climate

Cassell decided on a change of climate

Cassell decided on a change of climate I don't suppose you can prove that all

I don't suppose you can prove that all

I don't suppose you can prove that all right if that isn't enough I'll dig up

right if that isn't enough I'll dig up

right if that isn't enough I'll dig up something it'll make even your stomach

something it'll make even your stomach

something it'll make even your stomach crawl but if you've got any sense you'll

crawl but if you've got any sense you'll

crawl but if you've got any sense you'll stick to Charlie's prey will you stop

stick to Charlie's prey will you stop

stick to Charlie's prey will you stop trying to run my paper yes yes right now

trying to run my paper yes yes right now

trying to run my paper yes yes right now okay okay

okay okay

okay okay Oh give it some more thought

hey Nick where are you going what at the

hey Nick where are you going what at the

hey Nick where are you going what at the Japanese say if the flower is to be

Japanese say if the flower is to be

Japanese say if the flower is to be beautiful it must be cultivated

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you know what this chase has done for me

you know what this chase has done for me

you know what this chase has done for me developed a revelers appetite I've

developed a revelers appetite I've

developed a revelers appetite I've developed a few myself

developed a few myself

developed a few myself must be really avoiding no commodity

[Music]

Marko's I'm Oscar

Marko's I'm Oscar

Marko's I'm Oscar [Music]

thanks Katie

thanks Katie

thanks Katie we are about to dine Asato Oh excellent

we are about to dine Asato Oh excellent

we are about to dine Asato Oh excellent restaurant we thought you'd like it

restaurant we thought you'd like it

restaurant we thought you'd like it nothing to go to the Imperial secretly

nothing to go to the Imperial secretly

nothing to go to the Imperial secretly thank you thank you

thank you thank you

thank you thank you [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Applause]

[Applause] [Music]

[Music]

[Music] [Applause]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] you like it huh

you like it huh

you like it huh Japan is lovely but I've seen of it in

Japan is lovely but I've seen of it in

Japan is lovely but I've seen of it in three days yeah the scenery is alright

three days yeah the scenery is alright

three days yeah the scenery is alright but some of the inhabitants I object to

but some of the inhabitants I object to

but some of the inhabitants I object to higher up you go the lower great people

higher up you go the lower great people

higher up you go the lower great people you meet that I'm lucky that I don't

you meet that I'm lucky that I don't

you meet that I'm lucky that I don't have to meet any highly-placed Japanese

have to meet any highly-placed Japanese

have to meet any highly-placed Japanese in mind work work of course namely I'm

in mind work work of course namely I'm

in mind work work of course namely I'm studying the problems of Japanese women

studying the problems of Japanese women

studying the problems of Japanese women why our friend in Shanghai now don't

why our friend in Shanghai now don't

why our friend in Shanghai now don't tell me that was why he told you to get

tell me that was why he told you to get

tell me that was why he told you to get in touch with me Nick you know so much

in touch with me Nick you know so much

in touch with me Nick you know so much and still you're so ignorant about women

and still you're so ignorant about women

and still you're so ignorant about women ignorant but awfully willing do you know

ignorant but awfully willing do you know

ignorant but awfully willing do you know anything at all about Japanese women now

anything at all about Japanese women now

anything at all about Japanese women now what kind of a question is that academic

what kind of a question is that academic

what kind of a question is that academic or personal but if you won't be serious

or personal but if you won't be serious

or personal but if you won't be serious I'll be serious

they're not considered human beings

they're not considered human beings

they're not considered human beings they're not even allowed to think it's

they're not even allowed to think it's

they're not even allowed to think it's against the law hmm I imagine a

against the law hmm I imagine a

against the law hmm I imagine a bootlegger thought now ma'am

bootlegger thought now ma'am

bootlegger thought now ma'am yes bootleg thinking that's not good

yes bootleg thinking that's not good

yes bootleg thinking that's not good enough

enough

enough and so you've elected to help them why

and so you've elected to help them why

and so you've elected to help them why not

not

not I'm a woman I've been aware of that for

I'm a woman I've been aware of that for

I'm a woman I've been aware of that for some time

but Chinese women are just beginning to

but Chinese women are just beginning to

but Chinese women are just beginning to learn what it could mean to be free if

learn what it could mean to be free if

learn what it could mean to be free if the Japanese women felt the same way I

the Japanese women felt the same way I

the Japanese women felt the same way I mean that might stop Danika Tojo

mean that might stop Danika Tojo

mean that might stop Danika Tojo Yamamoto and all the rest it might help

Tonica plan what do you know about it

Tonica plan what do you know about it

Tonica plan what do you know about it why don't you tell me I haven't

why don't you tell me I haven't

why don't you tell me I haven't published any articles on the subject

why don't I just kill him off

I think I know a less violent solution

watch

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Laughter] don't wait up for me Katie

very nice

somebody been expecting us

somebody been expecting us

somebody been expecting us help yourself you please oh well how

help yourself you please oh well how

help yourself you please oh well how about one for is your car out there let

about one for is your car out there let

about one for is your car out there let him suffer Ning you like even Pancham

him suffer Ning you like even Pancham

him suffer Ning you like even Pancham this whole Seder dinner since I lick you

this whole Seder dinner since I lick you

this whole Seder dinner since I lick you botanic holes I was eight hands

botanic holes I was eight hands

botanic holes I was eight hands somewhere you got a pretty good notion

somewhere you got a pretty good notion

somewhere you got a pretty good notion there

there

there do you understand Chinese hi hi gum door

do you understand Chinese hi hi gum door

do you understand Chinese hi hi gum door I'm going I'm afraid she's hopelessly

I'm going I'm afraid she's hopelessly

I'm going I'm afraid she's hopelessly romantic what are you not exactly my

romantic what are you not exactly my

romantic what are you not exactly my type but on the other hand with a few

type but on the other hand with a few

type but on the other hand with a few alterations you'd be what sort of

alterations you'd be what sort of

alterations you'd be what sort of alteration oh this is just kind of a

alteration oh this is just kind of a

alteration oh this is just kind of a game rule one now I never to interrupt a

game rule one now I never to interrupt a

game rule one now I never to interrupt a conversation when it begins to get

conversation when it begins to get

conversation when it begins to get interesting rule 2 whenever you sit

interesting rule 2 whenever you sit

interesting rule 2 whenever you sit always say with your chin tilted up like

always say with your chin tilted up like

always say with your chin tilted up like this

this

this like this mm-hmm

like this mm-hmm

like this mm-hmm perfect when did you leave Charlie Nick

perfect when did you leave Charlie Nick

perfect when did you leave Charlie Nick oh there goes rule one well I I left

oh there goes rule one well I I left

oh there goes rule one well I I left China two years ago left Brookland 15

China two years ago left Brookland 15

China two years ago left Brookland 15 years ago

years ago

years ago Cleveland 10 years ago Kansas City in

Cleveland 10 years ago Kansas City in

Cleveland 10 years ago Kansas City in the summer of 1921 now would you like me

the summer of 1921 now would you like me

the summer of 1921 now would you like me to go all through the towns very quickly

to go all through the towns very quickly

to go all through the towns very quickly to sort of get him out of the way I

to sort of get him out of the way I

to sort of get him out of the way I don't think that'll be necessary well I

don't think that'll be necessary well I

don't think that'll be necessary well I just wanted to make sure I'd cover

just wanted to make sure I'd cover

just wanted to make sure I'd cover everything that you might interrupt with

everything that you might interrupt with

everything that you might interrupt with I'm afraid I'll have to interrupt you

I'm afraid I'll have to interrupt you

I'm afraid I'll have to interrupt you yeah

why

why

why I was just thinking no no you were

I was just thinking no no you were

I was just thinking no no you were thinking of changing the subject again

thinking of changing the subject again

thinking of changing the subject again now well

now well

now well let me tell you what I'm thinking I

let me tell you what I'm thinking I

let me tell you what I'm thinking I think I know I like it very much

think I know I like it very much

think I know I like it very much but I don't believe you really know what

but I don't believe you really know what

but I don't believe you really know what you think of me maybe I do

you think of me maybe I do

you think of me maybe I do desirable women much more than that

be sensible lick but what I'm trying to

be sensible lick but what I'm trying to

be sensible lick but what I'm trying to tell you but I'm half Chinese and I'm

tell you but I'm half Chinese and I'm

tell you but I'm half Chinese and I'm half Irish and half Norwegian it isn't

half Irish and half Norwegian it isn't

half Irish and half Norwegian it isn't the same thing what are you trying to do

the same thing what are you trying to do

the same thing what are you trying to do a run down the Irish thank you later

a run down the Irish thank you later

a run down the Irish thank you later stop it now but I hate gratitude a very

stop it now but I hate gratitude a very

stop it now but I hate gratitude a very debasing emotion Howard you just keep

debasing emotion Howard you just keep

debasing emotion Howard you just keep your mind on the game that's rule one

your mind on the game that's rule one

your mind on the game that's rule one rule two

rule two

rule two [Music]

[Music]

[Music] have you played this game before maybe

have you played this game before maybe

have you played this game before maybe when you learn a little more about these

when you learn a little more about these

when you learn a little more about these people you might revise your opinions

people you might revise your opinions

people you might revise your opinions about the Chinese maybe even the farther

about the Chinese maybe even the farther

about the Chinese maybe even the farther west I've gone the more I'm convinced

west I've gone the more I'm convinced

west I've gone the more I'm convinced that wisdom and civilization come from

that wisdom and civilization come from

that wisdom and civilization come from the east that's what I say China Japan

the east that's what I say China Japan

the east that's what I say China Japan is east of China you should do well here

is east of China you should do well here

is east of China you should do well here mr. Cassell how about this

excuse me John Locke see you later

Colonel this is an operation I won't

Colonel this is an operation I won't

Colonel this is an operation I won't tolerate it you seem to forget my

tolerate it you seem to forget my

tolerate it you seem to forget my position in influence perhaps you do not

position in influence perhaps you do not

position in influence perhaps you do not have them any longer mr. Castle have you

have them any longer mr. Castle have you

have them any longer mr. Castle have you seen his Excellency Baron Tanaka if he'd

seen his Excellency Baron Tanaka if he'd

seen his Excellency Baron Tanaka if he'd see me I wouldn't be here

see me I wouldn't be here

see me I wouldn't be here be reasonable colonel all you want was

be reasonable colonel all you want was

be reasonable colonel all you want was at the loaded China be killed it didn't

at the loaded China be killed it didn't

at the loaded China be killed it didn't happen the way we planned it or what's

happen the way we planned it or what's

happen the way we planned it or what's the difference we aren't just as much

the difference we aren't just as much

the difference we aren't just as much concerned in the manner in which these

concerned in the manner in which these

concerned in the manner in which these matters are accomplished now his

matters are accomplished now his

matters are accomplished now his imperial Majesty's Government will have

imperial Majesty's Government will have

imperial Majesty's Government will have to make it very clear we were never

to make it very clear we were never

to make it very clear we were never acquainted with you but where does that

acquainted with you but where does that

acquainted with you but where does that leave me

leave me

leave me I've lost my friends in China and now

I've lost my friends in China and now

I've lost my friends in China and now essentially surely you must realize mr.

essentially surely you must realize mr.

essentially surely you must realize mr. Cassell then he was not a good friend of

Cassell then he was not a good friend of

Cassell then he was not a good friend of China cannot be a good friend of Japan

China cannot be a good friend of Japan

China cannot be a good friend of Japan most regrettable good day okay

most regrettable good day okay

most regrettable good day okay okay don't get me wrong Condon I don't

okay don't get me wrong Condon I don't

okay don't get me wrong Condon I don't blame you it was my mistake I don't know

blame you it was my mistake I don't know

blame you it was my mistake I don't know what got into me the Chinese are great

what got into me the Chinese are great

what got into me the Chinese are great people I love them

people I love them

people I love them if you'd only come to me before printing

if you'd only come to me before printing

if you'd only come to me before printing the story and stop me knock some good

the story and stop me knock some good

the story and stop me knock some good sense in my head

sense in my head

sense in my head it isn't brains you're short on Cassell

it isn't brains you're short on Cassell

it isn't brains you're short on Cassell I know but it was like doubling up

I know but it was like doubling up

I know but it was like doubling up letting the money right on a good bet I

letting the money right on a good bet I

letting the money right on a good bet I couldn't pass it up oh go on get out of

couldn't pass it up oh go on get out of

couldn't pass it up oh go on get out of here

here

here wait a minute you're a decent guy Conan

wait a minute you're a decent guy Conan

wait a minute you're a decent guy Conan and I got an idea will work for both of

and I got an idea will work for both of

and I got an idea will work for both of us you're in a worse spot than I am

us you're in a worse spot than I am

us you're in a worse spot than I am they're not gonna let you get out of the

they're not gonna let you get out of the

they're not gonna let you get out of the country alive but they don't suspect me

country alive but they don't suspect me

country alive but they don't suspect me you set the price half a million

you set the price half a million

you set the price half a million anything you say let me take you to

anything you say let me take you to

anything you say let me take you to China and set myself up again with the

China and set myself up again with the

China and set myself up again with the right people

right people

right people you collect the money in American take

you collect the money in American take

you collect the money in American take what to China the Tonica plan you've got

what to China the Tonica plan you've got

what to China the Tonica plan you've got a gun tonica's already made you an offer

a gun tonica's already made you an offer

a gun tonica's already made you an offer but you're holding out for more I know I

but you're holding out for more I know I

but you're holding out for more I know I know what else do you know

know what else do you know

know what else do you know plenty didn't I frame the introduction

plenty didn't I frame the introduction

plenty didn't I frame the introduction Ratana come between you and the hill

Ratana come between you and the hill

Ratana come between you and the hill your name don't I know she has nothing

your name don't I know she has nothing

your name don't I know she has nothing to luck yet because you're plain cagey

what else that's plenty you smear Reaper

what else that's plenty you smear Reaper

what else that's plenty you smear Reaper sellout China well you sell out your own

sellout China well you sell out your own

sellout China well you sell out your own country

country

country [Music]

Nik what is it

Nik what is it

Nik what is it [Music]

[Music]

[Music] now that we know each other start

now that we know each other start

now that we know each other start talking start talk hey penny she

kie

kie

kie [Music]

you're warned Onaga tomorrow that night

you're warned Onaga tomorrow that night

you're warned Onaga tomorrow that night what if I was you were four Tonica no

what if I was you were four Tonica no

what if I was you were four Tonica no that's a lie

that's a lie

that's a lie thought you're going great didn't you

thought you're going great didn't you

thought you're going great didn't you had me shooting off my mouth but the

had me shooting off my mouth but the

had me shooting off my mouth but the wonderful Chinese people tied me up a

wonderful Chinese people tied me up a

wonderful Chinese people tied me up a chat Pollini you're gonna pull up a case

chat Pollini you're gonna pull up a case

chat Pollini you're gonna pull up a case of espionage against mean have me boxed

of espionage against mean have me boxed

of espionage against mean have me boxed I'd give up the Tanaka memorial I'll

I'd give up the Tanaka memorial I'll

I'd give up the Tanaka memorial I'll spend the next ten years of my life in a

spend the next ten years of my life in a

spend the next ten years of my life in a dirty Jap prison very cute but you made

dirty Jap prison very cute but you made

dirty Jap prison very cute but you made one slip you thought you build yourself

one slip you thought you build yourself

one slip you thought you build yourself up with me by spilling that story I can

up with me by spilling that story I can

up with me by spilling that story I can sell well it didn't work

sell well it didn't work

sell well it didn't work he talked can I say something yes plenty

he talked can I say something yes plenty

he talked can I say something yes plenty to the United States Embassy you've got

to the United States Embassy you've got

to the United States Embassy you've got to tell them how you kill Edith Miller I

to tell them how you kill Edith Miller I

to tell them how you kill Edith Miller I didn't well you know who did and who

didn't well you know who did and who

didn't well you know who did and who killed her husband you could hand into a

killed her husband you could hand into a

killed her husband you could hand into a sewer the dirty rats like Tanaka and

sewer the dirty rats like Tanaka and

sewer the dirty rats like Tanaka and then come to me with your freedom for

then come to me with your freedom for

then come to me with your freedom for women equal rights for all people love

women equal rights for all people love

women equal rights for all people love of humanity well now who killed him the

of humanity well now who killed him the

of humanity well now who killed him the name don't run who else what would you

name don't run who else what would you

name don't run who else what would you give for the names the Tanaka memorial

give for the names the Tanaka memorial

give for the names the Tanaka memorial it's too late for that kind of deal now

it's too late for that kind of deal now

it's too late for that kind of deal now what is your price then for the document

what is your price then for the document

what is your price then for the document that hardly answers my question all

that hardly answers my question all

that hardly answers my question all right I'll give it you in your own

right I'll give it you in your own

right I'll give it you in your own language it may come as a surprise to

language it may come as a surprise to

language it may come as a surprise to you but these things can't buy

you but these things can't buy

you but these things can't buy everything there is money enough in all

everything there is money enough in all

everything there is money enough in all Japan to buy that document and what are

Japan to buy that document and what are

Japan to buy that document and what are you risking your life for to protect

you risking your life for to protect

you risking your life for to protect people in China and America you don't

people in China and America you don't

people in China and America you don't even know to save humanity come on let's

even know to save humanity come on let's

even know to save humanity come on let's get over to the embassy are you sure are

get over to the embassy are you sure are

get over to the embassy are you sure are you sure you'd risk your life to protect

you sure you'd risk your life to protect

you sure you'd risk your life to protect the Tanaka plan if you had it oh don't

the Tanaka plan if you had it oh don't

the Tanaka plan if you had it oh don't worry I have it no you haven't I had

you wait on the terrace I'll bring it to

you wait on the terrace I'll bring it to

you wait on the terrace I'll bring it to you boy

where'd you get this where did you put

where'd you get this where did you put

where'd you get this where did you put it the portrait of the Emperor held no

it the portrait of the Emperor held no

it the portrait of the Emperor held no fears for me

fears for me

fears for me when the police list where were you in

when the police list where were you in

when the police list where were you in your garden there's an awfully good

your garden there's an awfully good

your garden there's an awfully good fight you put up Nick but when Ishmael

fight you put up Nick but when Ishmael

fight you put up Nick but when Ishmael hit you from behind he's awfully hard

hit you from behind he's awfully hard

hit you from behind he's awfully hard awfully hard so this is it huh

awfully hard so this is it huh

awfully hard so this is it huh this is it memorial to his Imperial

this is it memorial to his Imperial

this is it memorial to his Imperial Majesty by premier Tanaka outlining the

Majesty by premier Tanaka outlining the

Majesty by premier Tanaka outlining the positive policy of Japan tell me how how

positive policy of Japan tell me how how

positive policy of Japan tell me how how close did I come in my article the other

close did I come in my article the other

close did I come in my article the other day you missed Nick by millions of

day you missed Nick by millions of

day you missed Nick by millions of square miles this is a plan for world

square miles this is a plan for world

square miles this is a plan for world conquest Manchuria is only the beginning

conquest Manchuria is only the beginning

conquest Manchuria is only the beginning all of China then America oh no wait a

all of China then America oh no wait a

all of China then America oh no wait a minute

minute

minute what do you think will be doing with all

what do you think will be doing with all

what do you think will be doing with all this is going on sleeping until the

this is going on sleeping until the

this is going on sleeping until the bombs start falling on you they're

bombs start falling on you they're

bombs start falling on you they're counting on that Nick that's why it's so

counting on that Nick that's why it's so

counting on that Nick that's why it's so important to get this to the outside

important to get this to the outside

important to get this to the outside world to China to your country now

world to China to your country now

world to China to your country now before the plan goes into full operation

before the plan goes into full operation

before the plan goes into full operation hmm all the Japanese are gonna claim it

hmm all the Japanese are gonna claim it

hmm all the Japanese are gonna claim it a forgery and they'll scream fraud all

a forgery and they'll scream fraud all

a forgery and they'll scream fraud all over the place now we've got to do is to

over the place now we've got to do is to

over the place now we've got to do is to find some means to keep them from

find some means to keep them from

find some means to keep them from squirming out of it that can be done to

squirming out of it that can be done to

squirming out of it that can be done to this document can be authenticated but

this document can be authenticated but

this document can be authenticated but the signature of someone who was present

the signature of someone who was present

the signature of someone who was present when the plane was drawn up you sure

when the plane was drawn up you sure

when the plane was drawn up you sure that I'm sure of it

darling No how'd you get mixed up in

darling No how'd you get mixed up in

darling No how'd you get mixed up in this

this

this it's not work well I can think of easier

it's not work well I can think of easier

it's not work well I can think of easier ways of making a living not for me big

ways of making a living not for me big

ways of making a living not for me big payoff huh yeah a free China that's why

payoff huh yeah a free China that's why

payoff huh yeah a free China that's why I had to be so careful Nick about

I had to be so careful Nick about

I had to be so careful Nick about telling you I had to be sure how you

telling you I had to be sure how you

telling you I had to be sure how you felt about it

felt about it

felt about it hmm and about you

me

me

me Nik the other evening I said I wished

Nik the other evening I said I wished

Nik the other evening I said I wished we'd met two years ago I couldn't tell

we'd met two years ago I couldn't tell

we'd met two years ago I couldn't tell you why then I suddenly became afraid

you why then I suddenly became afraid

you why then I suddenly became afraid that the thing I wanted most for you to

that the thing I wanted most for you to

that the thing I wanted most for you to say yes you take the chance would come

say yes you take the chance would come

say yes you take the chance would come too swiftly it would end for us before

too swiftly it would end for us before

too swiftly it would end for us before it could begin I suddenly wanted the

it could begin I suddenly wanted the

it could begin I suddenly wanted the moment of your decision pushed back yeah

moment of your decision pushed back yeah

moment of your decision pushed back yeah no wait a minute darling

no wait a minute darling

no wait a minute darling I'm still alive yes very much

I'm still alive yes very much

I'm still alive yes very much so much so that can't bear to think of

so much so that can't bear to think of

so much so that can't bear to think of it otherwise

thank you

thank you

thank you sit down

you are not displeased that I suddenly

you are not displeased that I suddenly

you are not displeased that I suddenly baked this cocktail I intended to see

baked this cocktail I intended to see

baked this cocktail I intended to see you later this evening but some rather

you later this evening but some rather

you later this evening but some rather important matters demand my attention I

am concerned about your work I had hoped

am concerned about your work I had hoped

am concerned about your work I had hoped you might have completed your mission by

you might have completed your mission by

you might have completed your mission by now but that a document we seek might

now but that a document we seek might

now but that a document we seek might already be in your hand I shall be very

already be in your hand I shall be very

already be in your hand I shall be very happy when all this is over in forgotten

happy when all this is over in forgotten

happy when all this is over in forgotten I'm afraid that politics and intrigue

I'm afraid that politics and intrigue

I'm afraid that politics and intrigue are not my special talents sometimes I

are not my special talents sometimes I

are not my special talents sometimes I get a little frightened

get a little frightened

get a little frightened I understand iris I promise for you

I understand iris I promise for you

I understand iris I promise for you there will be no more politics

there will be no more politics

there will be no more politics no more intrigue no more spine I shall

no more intrigue no more spine I shall

no more intrigue no more spine I shall be very great this I who am grateful in

be very great this I who am grateful in

be very great this I who am grateful in that length I brought you a little gift

that length I brought you a little gift

that length I brought you a little gift in reward is something I picked up at

in reward is something I picked up at

in reward is something I picked up at the silversmith on my way over

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I dare say you were expecting more

I dare say you were expecting more

I dare say you were expecting more rubies I haven't forgotten how you love

rubies I haven't forgotten how you love

rubies I haven't forgotten how you love them I don't know these are quite lovely

them I don't know these are quite lovely

them I don't know these are quite lovely a virtuous woman who can find

a virtuous woman who can find

a virtuous woman who can find for her price is far above Ruby a

for her price is far above Ruby a

for her price is far above Ruby a quotation from the Christian Bible

quotation from the Christian Bible

quotation from the Christian Bible it should remind you of something else

it should remind you of something else

it should remind you of something else from the same sort the coin counter 30

from the same sort the coin counter 30

from the same sort the coin counter 30 coin the deep pieces of silver

now

now

now I'm not going to kill you I am going to

I'm not going to kill you I am going to

I'm not going to kill you I am going to give you a chance to save your life

give you a chance to save your life

give you a chance to save your life and my honor the fact that you betrayed

and my honor the fact that you betrayed

and my honor the fact that you betrayed me was discovered by Colonel Tojo I

me was discovered by Colonel Tojo I

me was discovered by Colonel Tojo I managed to save face thus far by

managed to save face thus far by

managed to save face thus far by informing him that your actions were

informing him that your actions were

informing him that your actions were part of a plan of mine through which I

part of a plan of mine through which I

part of a plan of mine through which I could obtain the name of the traitor

could obtain the name of the traitor

could obtain the name of the traitor within our government with whom you had

within our government with whom you had

within our government with whom you had been working now what is his name

been working now what is his name

been working now what is his name [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you have two hours in which to make your

you have two hours in which to make your

you have two hours in which to make your decision if at the end of that time I do

decision if at the end of that time I do

decision if at the end of that time I do not receive a call from you naming the

not receive a call from you naming the

not receive a call from you naming the trader your fate will be in the hands of

trader your fate will be in the hands of

trader your fate will be in the hands of Colonel Tojo way carefully the

Colonel Tojo way carefully the

Colonel Tojo way carefully the possibilities of such a future

[Music]

oh and do not attempt to leave the hotel

oh and do not attempt to leave the hotel

oh and do not attempt to leave the hotel or use the telephone as it will be

or use the telephone as it will be

or use the telephone as it will be useless I will await your call

[Music]

get me the Tokyo Chronicle office please

get me the Tokyo Chronicle office please

get me the Tokyo Chronicle office please sorry

sorry

sorry only because to Baron Tanaka will be

only because to Baron Tanaka will be

only because to Baron Tanaka will be accepted from your suite

you will see that a woman is punished

you will see that a woman is punished

you will see that a woman is punished death becomes quickly is not punishment

death becomes quickly is not punishment

death becomes quickly is not punishment there are other forms which are slow

there are other forms which are slow

there are other forms which are slow which must be painfully absorbed yes

which must be painfully absorbed yes

which must be painfully absorbed yes excellent say I have planned for our

excellent say I have planned for our

excellent say I have planned for our divine emperor for his rule and power in

divine emperor for his rule and power in

divine emperor for his rule and power in the execution of these plans I have

the execution of these plans I have

the execution of these plans I have failed for my own stupidity I have been

failed for my own stupidity I have been

failed for my own stupidity I have been deceived and thus dishonored his

deceived and thus dishonored his

deceived and thus dishonored his Imperial Majesty do you kept on your

Imperial Majesty do you kept on your

Imperial Majesty do you kept on your model to you Colonel Tojo attach the

model to you Colonel Tojo attach the

model to you Colonel Tojo attach the sacred obligation which I have betrayed

sacred obligation which I have betrayed

sacred obligation which I have betrayed I charge you a pledge I pledge you never

I charge you a pledge I pledge you never

I charge you a pledge I pledge you never to see the sword of the samurai until

to see the sword of the samurai until

to see the sword of the samurai until our victorious armies march as

our victorious armies march as

our victorious armies march as conquerors through the streets of every

conquerors through the streets of every

conquerors through the streets of every capital of the world I swear the same

capital of the world I swear the same

capital of the world I swear the same America will be crushed never to rise

America will be crushed never to rise

America will be crushed never to rise again

again

again the gods are kind I will be in the White

the gods are kind I will be in the White

the gods are kind I will be in the White House when Japan dictates her terms of

House when Japan dictates her terms of

House when Japan dictates her terms of peace meet me before the shrine where we

peace meet me before the shrine where we

peace meet me before the shrine where we will do what must be done

will do what must be done

will do what must be done [Music]

[Music]

[Music] is everything in readiness yes your

is everything in readiness yes your

is everything in readiness yes your excellency

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] I have been considering your past

I have been considering your past

I have been considering your past services to us they have not been

services to us they have not been

services to us they have not been without the value thank you who told you

without the value thank you who told you

without the value thank you who told you you know I've always been a friend of

you know I've always been a friend of

you know I've always been a friend of Japan's Japan does not forget her friend

Japan's Japan does not forget her friend

Japan's Japan does not forget her friend that is a way in which you can

that is a way in which you can

that is a way in which you can re-establish yourself an exclusive new

re-establish yourself an exclusive new

re-establish yourself an exclusive new story of the first magnitude I'll be

story of the first magnitude I'll be

story of the first magnitude I'll be right over

right over

right over a half an hour there must be something

a half an hour there must be something

a half an hour there must be something wrong Charlie been trying to get her all

wrong Charlie been trying to get her all

wrong Charlie been trying to get her all morning if it's Hillard have any

morning if it's Hillard have any

morning if it's Hillard have any visitors yesterday yes Baron Tanaka

visitors yesterday yes Baron Tanaka

visitors yesterday yes Baron Tanaka Baron Tanaka well you know where he is

Baron Tanaka well you know where he is

Baron Tanaka well you know where he is now don't you with his ancestors come on

now don't you with his ancestors come on

now don't you with his ancestors come on open up it's something fishy about that

open up it's something fishy about that

open up it's something fishy about that press release where did Cassell come off

press release where did Cassell come off

press release where did Cassell come off to grab an exclusive if you ask me

to grab an exclusive if you ask me

to grab an exclusive if you ask me Charlie the stroke that killed Tanika

Charlie the stroke that killed Tanika

Charlie the stroke that killed Tanika had a very sharp edge to it Oh

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] well they didn't get her she took a

well they didn't get her she took a

well they didn't get her she took a run-out powder

run-out powder

run-out powder [Music]

they offer the baggage

they offer the baggage

they offer the baggage [Music]

[Music]

[Music] I'm right in oh yeah

lotty

war peace rubbish count check please why

war peace rubbish count check please why

war peace rubbish count check please why do I don't take your word for it

do I don't take your word for it

do I don't take your word for it sorry what's the count alright one two

sorry what's the count alright one two

sorry what's the count alright one two three go

all right let's get going have another

all right let's get going have another

all right let's get going have another drink

it's a frame he's easy because you got

it's a frame he's easy because you got

it's a frame he's easy because you got it around outside somewhere

it around outside somewhere

it around outside somewhere she's had almost a week to contact you

she's had almost a week to contact you

she's had almost a week to contact you why did she wait all three hours before

why did she wait all three hours before

why did she wait all three hours before your boat sails I told you that Dame was

your boat sails I told you that Dame was

your boat sails I told you that Dame was no good she's trying to hang a spire up

no good she's trying to hang a spire up

no good she's trying to hang a spire up on you can't you see it

on you can't you see it

on you can't you see it don't go Nick for the love of let me see

don't go Nick for the love of let me see

don't go Nick for the love of let me see who I don't know Johnny Clark from the

who I don't know Johnny Clark from the

who I don't know Johnny Clark from the embassy I'm certainly relieved to find

embassy I'm certainly relieved to find

embassy I'm certainly relieved to find you here Nick where'd you expect to find

you here Nick where'd you expect to find

you here Nick where'd you expect to find me frankly on a Japanese dungeon I told

me frankly on a Japanese dungeon I told

me frankly on a Japanese dungeon I told you what's the story you've got a friend

you what's the story you've got a friend

you what's the story you've got a friend somewhere on this island Nick we

somewhere on this island Nick we

somewhere on this island Nick we received a phone call from him at the

received a phone call from him at the

received a phone call from him at the Embassy 20 minutes ago who was it

Embassy 20 minutes ago who was it

Embassy 20 minutes ago who was it anonymous a warrant has to be sworn out

anonymous a warrant has to be sworn out

anonymous a warrant has to be sworn out for your arrest

for your arrest

for your arrest here to be held for questioning

here to be held for questioning

here to be held for questioning suspected of being a Chinese agent

suspected of being a Chinese agent

suspected of being a Chinese agent ambassador sent me over in his car

ambassador sent me over in his car

ambassador sent me over in his car official American property can be

official American property can be

official American property can be violated so I'm to put you on the Wilson

violated so I'm to put you on the Wilson

violated so I'm to put you on the Wilson at once in charge of the captain great

at once in charge of the captain great

at once in charge of the captain great you'll be immune you'll be a diplomatic

you'll be immune you'll be a diplomatic

you'll be immune you'll be a diplomatic pouch it's the only way Nick if they

pouch it's the only way Nick if they

pouch it's the only way Nick if they once catch you it's a long legal tangle

once catch you it's a long legal tangle

once catch you it's a long legal tangle before we can do anything weeks maybe

before we can do anything weeks maybe

before we can do anything weeks maybe months so long Nick well wise now get

months so long Nick well wise now get

months so long Nick well wise now get going thanks Johnny I'll see you at the

going thanks Johnny I'll see you at the

going thanks Johnny I'll see you at the embassy in about an hour

embassy in about an hour

embassy in about an hour no we won't be responsible you know

no we won't be responsible you know

no we won't be responsible you know [Music]

[Music]

can you want it

can you want it

can you want it [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] right up in there

right up in there

right up in there go right now

go right now

go right now [Music]

[Music]

[Music] one whole week and not a word from you

one whole week and not a word from you

one whole week and not a word from you I couldn't get word to before this you

I couldn't get word to before this you

I couldn't get word to before this you could have gotten word to me some way

could have gotten word to me some way

could have gotten word to me some way you still don't trust me

I do trust you I worked it out myself an

I do trust you I worked it out myself an

I do trust you I worked it out myself an hour ago

I think I can prove to you that it was

I think I can prove to you that it was

I think I can prove to you that it was worth it

come with me

come with me

come with me [Music]

[Music]

[Music] mr. Condon I'm quite certainly will

mr. Condon I'm quite certainly will

mr. Condon I'm quite certainly will agree there is very little time to waste

agree there is very little time to waste

agree there is very little time to waste on explanations that's right miss

on explanations that's right miss

on explanations that's right miss Hillard and I feel it would serve our

Hillard and I feel it would serve our

Hillard and I feel it would serve our purpose most effectively if I sign the

purpose most effectively if I sign the

purpose most effectively if I sign the document in your presence

naturally when this has made public its

naturally when this has made public its

naturally when this has made public its authenticity will not go unchallenged my

authenticity will not go unchallenged my

authenticity will not go unchallenged my signature would be branded a forgery by

signature would be branded a forgery by

signature would be branded a forgery by our government including the emperor in

our government including the emperor in

our government including the emperor in that event your highness your voice will

that event your highness your voice will

that event your highness your voice will give them the lie the length of elapsed

give them the lie the length of elapsed

give them the lie the length of elapsed time between the publication of this

time between the publication of this

time between the publication of this document and my ability to speak will be

document and my ability to speak will be

document and my ability to speak will be very brief in Japan a traitor's boys as

very brief in Japan a traitor's boys as

very brief in Japan a traitor's boys as quickly silenced

mr. Condon I take my part in this not

mr. Condon I take my part in this not

mr. Condon I take my part in this not for your country but for my I would

for your country but for my I would

for your country but for my I would rather see Japan defeated then

rather see Japan defeated then

rather see Japan defeated then triumphant under the hell out of our

triumphant under the hell out of our

triumphant under the hell out of our militarists

militarists

militarists [Music]

[Music]

ready

ready

ready would you mind very much if I wouldn't

would you mind very much if I wouldn't

would you mind very much if I wouldn't kiss you I don't believe I'd have the

kiss you I don't believe I'd have the

kiss you I don't believe I'd have the strength to move from this part until

strength to move from this part until

strength to move from this part until you did

and now we've got to get out of here

and now we've got to get out of here

and now we've got to get out of here it's all been arranged in a few minutes

it's all been arranged in a few minutes

it's all been arranged in a few minutes a fishing boat will take us to a

a fishing boat will take us to a

a fishing boat will take us to a freighter out in the lower Bay us you're

freighter out in the lower Bay us you're

freighter out in the lower Bay us you're going with me Nick they're planning to

going with me Nick they're planning to

going with me Nick they're planning to hold you for questioning once they get

hold you for questioning once they get

hold you for questioning once they get you on I had an idea would you the warm

you on I had an idea would you the warm

you on I had an idea would you the warm the embassy there was a wine out for me

the embassy there was a wine out for me

the embassy there was a wine out for me they want to send me out on a diplomatic

they want to send me out on a diplomatic

they want to send me out on a diplomatic immunity

immunity

immunity diplomatic immunity won't stop a bullet

diplomatic immunity won't stop a bullet

diplomatic immunity won't stop a bullet or a bomb under car well finding leave

or a bomb under car well finding leave

or a bomb under car well finding leave with us Nick

with us Nick

with us Nick for me for you are you worth that

for me for you are you worth that

for me for you are you worth that [Music]

[Music]

[Music] oh honey why didn't you tell me

[Music]

someone in that day

someone in that day

someone in that day [Music]

[Music]

[Music] me this way at least everyone hurry

me this way at least everyone hurry

me this way at least everyone hurry [Music]

[Music]

[Music] you'll have to take it out darling I'll

you'll have to take it out darling I'll

you'll have to take it out darling I'll hold them here until you get a stop

hold them here until you get a stop

hold them here until you get a stop no Nick they'll kill you get going Nick

[Music]

we got jobs to do nobody gave them to us

we got jobs to do nobody gave them to us

we got jobs to do nobody gave them to us but they've got to be done are you my

but they've got to be done are you my

but they've got to be done are you my girl aren't you and you gonna do what I

girl aren't you and you gonna do what I

girl aren't you and you gonna do what I want you to do I know it's tough it's

want you to do I know it's tough it's

want you to do I know it's tough it's tougher to go than it is to stay but you

tougher to go than it is to stay but you

tougher to go than it is to stay but you can't hold him and I think I can all

can't hold him and I think I can all

can't hold him and I think I can all right

right

right I'm your girl

[Music]

better hurry darling his neighborhood to

better hurry darling his neighborhood to

better hurry darling his neighborhood to getting awfully rundown around here

getting awfully rundown around here

getting awfully rundown around here [Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Music] giving up strangling a yash man oh

giving up strangling a yash man oh

giving up strangling a yash man oh that's right you had given it up you

that's right you had given it up you

that's right you had given it up you shot out a Miller

shot out a Miller

shot out a Miller with his wife you strangled wasn't it

with his wife you strangled wasn't it

with his wife you strangled wasn't it yes I see your point

yes I see your point

yes I see your point when it comes to taking a man with your

when it comes to taking a man with your

when it comes to taking a man with your bare hands it's rather risky isn't it

bare hands it's rather risky isn't it

bare hands it's rather risky isn't it you're very clever mr. cannon if there's

you're very clever mr. cannon if there's

you're very clever mr. cannon if there's one flaw in your cleverness it is as

one flaw in your cleverness it is as

one flaw in your cleverness it is as easy to kill you with these and with

easy to kill you with these and with

easy to kill you with these and with that like that prefer it that way

that like that prefer it that way

that like that prefer it that way Japanese fashion

Japanese fashion

Japanese fashion [Music]

so disco

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[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

Abuk check the men

[Music]

[Music]

Condon is escape from the Scimitar dogs

now he comes here driver

now he comes here driver

now he comes here driver [Music]

[Music]

[Music] my past artistry manager

my past artistry manager

my past artistry manager ah Komachi poopy er yeah

ah Komachi poopy er yeah

ah Komachi poopy er yeah [Music]

[Music]

no Katie

no Katie

no Katie [Music]

[Music]

[Music] so sorry Department to take plan from

so sorry Department to take plan from

so sorry Department to take plan from your but ut Japanese very smart

your but ut Japanese very smart

your but ut Japanese very smart only half smart monkey only half smart

get out of my way

hello I said I'll be back in an hour

hello I said I'll be back in an hour

hello I said I'll be back in an hour sorry I'm a few minutes later you're

sorry I'm a few minutes later you're

sorry I'm a few minutes later you're modest is not going to be treated as

modest is not going to be treated as

modest is not going to be treated as another of your very regrettable mistake

another of your very regrettable mistake

another of your very regrettable mistake condom is an enemy of Imperial Japan in

condom is an enemy of Imperial Japan in

condom is an enemy of Imperial Japan in sniffing must be extremely sorry this

sniffing must be extremely sorry this

sniffing must be extremely sorry this has been the result with chakra it is

has been the result with chakra it is

has been the result with chakra it is true Condon has been enemy of Japan but

true Condon has been enemy of Japan but

true Condon has been enemy of Japan but Japanese people are very good very

Japanese people are very good very

Japanese people are very good very generous we will forget bad actions of

generous we will forget bad actions of

generous we will forget bad actions of condom and say no more you in turn will

condom and say no more you in turn will

condom and say no more you in turn will forget this incident

forget this incident

forget this incident what's the matter Yamada afraid of the

what's the matter Yamada afraid of the

what's the matter Yamada afraid of the penalty for failure what is much simpler

penalty for failure what is much simpler

penalty for failure what is much simpler this way both sides have made mistake

this way both sides have made mistake

this way both sides have made mistake will be very embarrassing for all the

will be very embarrassing for all the

will be very embarrassing for all the United States government doesn't settle

United States government doesn't settle

United States government doesn't settle for a deal your mother contents on

for a deal your mother contents on

for a deal your mother contents on contents and you have seen forgive your

contents and you have seen forgive your

contents and you have seen forgive your enemies I am wearing

enemies I am wearing

enemies I am wearing or forgive your enemies but first get

or forgive your enemies but first get

or forgive your enemies but first get even

even

even [Music]