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I felt terrible, babe.

It's not fair that I didn't get to see you for two days.

Come on, babe. Relax.

I was working with friends and on my immigration problem.

I have news for you, Gaby. We can stay in the US!

Really?

You won over the ugly chick?

It's almost a done deal.

She'll be mine after two dances and a nibble on her earlobe.

I'll marry her in a month,

and my green card problems are solved!

Turning the lights off

and booze will get me through the honeymoon.

It's what I promised you. Let's meet with the suppliers

so you can choose the materials you'll be working with.

Armi, you should be grateful I forgave you

for trying to impose Quasimodo on me.

Just promise me we won't go to one of those places

where they sell terlenka, polyester or worse, nylon.

-One of those flea markets. -No, of course not.

Our providers are Canadian and one of them is Italian.

Oh! Italiano!

Yeah, I was hoping to make it a part of our new collection.

Let's show the world

you're not just a swimsuit and lingerie designer.

All right, let's create V&M's first collection.

But I will make this clear.

This is going to cost you a lot of money.

But that's not my problem. It's yours.

I told you my boss was busy!

She's so annoying.

Sorry? Are you talking to me?

Yes!

You'd better watch it. You don't know who I am.

But I do!

You're Mr. Mendoza's probationary secretary.

Squad: One. Bottle blonde?

Zero.

Now I know why nothing gets done on time in this office.

Get to work.

You're paid to work,

not to know what important people, like me, are up to.

Important?

Lady Gaga's important.

I think the bleach is seeping into your brain.

What you see here... is natural.

You might have a hard time understanding this,

but I was born with it, you wannabes.

The only wannabe here is your dye job, babe.

Are you sure the troll fell for it?

Positive, babe.

She's almost ready for the taking.

I've been an old-fashioned gentleman with her.

I've worked very hard.

I met with her mom and grandmother last night.

I won them over.

They're thrilled, because they swear she finally found a hunk

and she's not going to be single forever.

If you marry her, you'll have to sleep with her.

That won't be easy.

It'll be a piece of cake.

When the time comes,

I'll close my eyes and think of you.

Nacho... so what am I going to do in the meantime?

Hang tight. I'll support you.

We'll meet up often.

When I become a permanent resident,

I'll dump that troll, and it'll be just you and me, babe.

Honey, we should talk now that we've cooled off.

About the company?

No. About us.

It's been difficult, and we've treated each other poorly.

What would you like to talk about, Armando?

You attack me

and make me feel jealous and insecure.

Please don't start. I won't justify myself.

We're about to get married.

We're taking a step toward our future.

I apologize for the way I treated you.

I know you have more responsibilities

than you did before, and stress got the better of you,

but you can't let it blind you.

You also have to be careful.

I don't like that Beatriz one bit.

Really.

I say it as a business partner and as your fiancรฉe.

Beatriz only does what I ask. Please don't start.

Let's not talk about her. It's not worth it.

This time is for us.

We never argued this much before.

It's my new post. I swear it is.

Give me a few days, please.

Are you sure that's it?

Yes.

Tell me, is it V&M or our engagement that's making you act out?

"No, Mr. Mendoza says all reports stay here."

Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.

"I won't share anything..."

What's the matter with you?

Why are you talking to yourself?

What did she do to you now?

She's a rude, incompetent brat!

She shouldn't be running the place.

She talks to me like she's all that, but she's not.

She acts like she's the president!

That's because the praise has gone to her head.

She has Armando's support.

I don't get what Armando sees in her!

She's his accomplice!

They want to run the company as they please,

and that's why they're keeping information secret.

We report to them, but they don't report to anyone!

We already know that woman is a curse.

Yes.

That's why I think we have to do something to get her out

before she gains even more power.

Think about it, Matita.

If we band together, we can get her out of V&M.

That way, she won't continue to climb the ladder.

If she does, she'll eat us all up.

Our engagement? I'm sure about getting married.

We're always fighting. We used to be a normal couple.

I don't get you. Wasn't this your dream?

It is, but I've never been under so much pressure.

I feel like I'm carrying a cinder block on my shoulders.

I want to be like my dad.

He was always so calm and capable during his tenure.

Who taught you everything you know?

You're capable, too. I'm sure of it.

In fact, you'll be a better president than Roberto.

I know my brother hasn't made it easy for you,

but don't let him ruin this for you.

Enjoy your success.

Thank you.

I'm always here for you. Don't let V&M come between us.

This is just a job.

The love we feel for each other is much more important.

Yes, Mr. Armando?

Betty, where are you?

I told you I was going to the bank.

Come back so we can go look at fabrics for the new collection.

Yes, sir.

I'll be on my way after I sign some paperwork.

Don't be long. We're waiting for you.

OK. I'm coming.

First, my father's words...

It's like he knows our plan is going to fail.

He told me. He doesn't trust me.

He said I wasn't ready to be president yet.

Armando, what's the problem with the business plan?

Didn't Betty fix it?

She changed some things so we could meet our goal,

but she said it was very risky for the company.

I don't know, Ricardo. What if she's right?

What if this is a mistake and we're wrong?

Bro, you're not a coward.

This isn't the Armando I know, the one who goes all in.

Our families' inheritance is at stake.

A lot of people depend on me.

Armando, you're a visionary, and I believe in your proposal.

When we launch the new V&M collection, we'll be a hit.

We'll recover our investment and exceed our goals.

I hope so.

I don't want to disappoint my father

or prove that fool Daniel right.

That's not going to happen.

We have to keep moving forward and keep a cool head.

Let's check out the fabric, and we'll go from there.

I don't know if we'll be able to afford the new suppliers,

but I'm not going to tell Hugo or Marcela that.

At least, not until I'm sure of what I'm going to do.

Because I don't want you to say I didn't keep my word.

As humans, what's the most important thing we have?

Our word. Isn't that right, Demetrio?

Yes, yes. It's true.

You're in big trouble.

These people have a strong case against you.

But something can be done, right?

I never meant to keep that IRS refund.

It was a software problem.

Except death. Isn't that right, ma'am?

Money is the answer to every problem in this country.

Cash, money, as the gringos say.

Fortunately, that's what the plaintiffs want.

I'm going to talk with each and every one of them

so we can come to an agreement.

What do you think?

If you come to an agreement, where will we get the money?

That's not my problem. I only know the law.

I know that if we don't mediate, we'll go to court.

If go to court, the problem will worsen,

and you could lose your license.

Let's move on. What should I do?

This one.

This one.

This one!

Look at this one.

This one, this one...

Hey! Watch where you're going!

Sorry, Mr. Hugo. It was an accident.

No.

I already told you that you're the accident.

Armie, keep your troll on a leash or I'm leaving.

Betty, please be more careful.

-Shall we? -Sorry.

Will you look at that...

Where have you been all my life? This fabric...

I'd use it to make a blazer and take Fabi dancing.

You're a beauty! Really!

Hugo.

Honeybee, I saw some marvelous fabrics over there.

Music to my ears, Richie.

What do you make of this, Betty?

Not good at all, Mr. Armando. Not good at all.

The fabrics are too expensive. We can't afford them.

There's something about that lawyer I just don't like.

Julia, he's our only hope.

Bye, Rafita.

I did some research, and attorneys are very expensive.

We gave him a ton of money today.

You heard him. I could lose my license.

If I lose that, we'll lose it all.

You have Betty and me. You're not alone.

You can count on us.

I feel terrible taking money from Betty.

We're a family. She just wants to help.

Which is why you should be careful with that lawyer.

In this country, lawyers handle everything.

I know he'll get me out of trouble.

It was so hard to go to school in the morning

and work nights to get my license.

I can't lose my license.

Don't worry.

Mr. Armando, you have to know this place is very expensive.

If we want to reach our goals,

we need to reduce our expenses by a fourth.

What? That much?

That would dramatically affect our quality.

No, Betty.

We need to find suppliers who offer the same fabrics

at a lower price.

Sure, but only if Mr. Hugo agrees.

Don't worry about that. I'll handle him.

If the design is good, the fabrics aren't all that important.

You know best.

I know nothing of the fashion industry.

I know numbers.

You know enough to support me with this.

I need you focused and on my side.

Can I count on you?

Yes.

This will be our secret.

Yes, of course. I'll keep my mouth shut.

I'll stop.

Hey, Marce... is it true that employees can't date?

Yes.

It could lead to termination.

-Really? -Uh-huh.

That's absurd!

And very unfair coming from you.

You and Armando are together.

Patricia, Armando and I aren't V&M employees.

We're the owners.

Exactly!

All the more reason for you two to set an example.

If you two can be together, then we can, too.

Wait, are you making a fuss... because of Ricardo?

Of course! Who else?

Believe it or not, Ricardo and I will marry someday.

Don't be so naรฏve, Patricia.

Ricardo will not walk down the aisle even if he's held at gunpoint.

It depends on the gun, Marce.

And the woman.

I'm very persistent, and I always get what I want.

I can't believe I'm having this conversation with you.

Patricia, Ricardo isn't a one-woman kind of guy.

In fact, he's seeing several women right now.

What?

How do you know that? Who told you?

Did Armando mention something to you?

-No! -Tell me!

Marce.

Marce!

Wilson...

Blessed be the freeway used by the truck that transported

the pen you now hold in your beautiful hands, babe.

Oh, stop! You're so silly, Giovas.

A little something for your son's collection.

How about it?

Look at it!

You're the sweetest.

Good morning, Mr. Ricardo.

Hello, Aura Maria.

I have your mail right here.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Would you please stop by my office?

I need you to mail some paperwork.

Yes, yes. I'll stop by.

Mr. Ricardo, if you don't mind, it would be my pleasure to...

Giovas, I handle the mail. Thank you.

I'll be right there.

Could you watch the front desk for a bit?

Betty, V&M's first headquarters was on the third floor

of that building. That's where it all started.

-Really? -Yes.

I was very young, but I remember it well.

My dad and Alfredo Valencia built the company

from the ground up.

With just a dream and the desire to help the community.

-Wow! -Come on.

I'll take you somewhere I've never taken anyone.

-Coming. -Be careful.

Manhattan's best meatballs are served here.

This place hasn't changed one bit.

Look at the picture over there.

Do they look familiar?

No. Who are they?

The man is this restaurant's most illustrious patron,

and that's his son.

Young Armando!

We'll have to fire a lot of people.

No, Alfredo. I'd rather sell the company.

I don't want to sell the company.

Especially not during a recession.

What can we do?

I won't fire anyone.

If we don't, we'll go broke.

We need money.

You know what? I'll mortgage my apartment.

I'll sell my car and my things.

See that?

Your father thought of a brilliant idea.

You're crazy, Roberto.

I'd rather go without, than fire those employees.

Pay attention, because when you grow up,

you'll have to make similar decisions.

Dad had to overcome many obstacles

to get the company to where it is today.

But he never sacrificed his employees.

I hope I never have to, either.

You won't.

If all goes well with this collection,

we'll start meeting our goals.

We might even have to hire more employees.

We will, Betty, we will.

I'm sure we'll get there with your help.

Get quotes from our usual vendors and find new ones.

I need you to find the best offer.

Armando, darling! How are you?

Nice to see you, Piero!

It's been so long.

Miss, please.

Thank you.

Come on, come on.

Why are you here?

You can't leave your desk, receptionist!

Don't tell me how to do my job.

I don't tell you how to do yours.

Disgusting!

Sorry, Patri.

I thought I was putting on perfume,

but this is air freshener. I'm sorry.

It stinks, you idiot! Don't touch me!

Thank you, Sandra. Anything else?

No, sir.

You asked to see me, sir?

Come in.

Aura Maria...

when was the last time we went out?

It's been a while.

No wonder it felt like it's been forever.

Yeah?

Do you live far from here?

In case you ever need a ride.

Ricky! What's she doing here?

Yes, I'll review our vendors' quotes, Marcela.

I'll tell you about my decision later.

Betty, Betty! Hi!

How are you?

As far as I know, you have nothing to do here.

Well, it's just that... I wanted to ask Mr. Ricardo

if he needed to mail something.

The mailman is stopping by soon.

Oh, you're so sweet. There's no need, though.

Go back to your desk, receptionist!

That's where you belong!

You shouldn't be in an executive's office.

Leave!

Excuse me, Mr. Ricardo.

Thank you, Aura Maria.

The horror! She's so basic!

It was so shameless of her to come into your office.

You heard her say she was here on a work-related matter.

Don't pay her any mind.

What do you want, Patricia?

Nothing.

I just thought we could do something nice after dinner.

What do you say?

Should I wait for you so we can leave together?

Guess what?

I have a prior family engagement.

You don't have to lie just to get away from me.

Your loss.

You're missing out.

Hi, Dani!

I'm so glad you answered. How are you?

Hey, I'd like to make you an offer.

This pizza is delicious!

You'll die happy after eating it.

When I passed by the shop, I knew I had to get you some.

It's so good!

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Yeah? No!

What's wrong? Have you lost your mind?

I overheard your conversation with that woman!

What woman?

Oh, that woman! You've got it all wrong.

I don't even know her.

She's helping me with my acting classes.

Well, you suck!

I'm going to report you to Immigration!

Please don't! Not Immigration! I'm begging you! Show some compassion!

You showed me no compassion! You made me believe

you cared about me, when you don't!

-You lied! -Betty! Betty!

-Betty, please! -I hate you!

Betty, are you OK? You were looking at me weird.

I never want to see you again.

Hey, relax. Don't be that way.

I came to see you and spend time with you.

I never want to see you again!

-Hold on. -Let go! Wilson!

Let's talk this out. Don't yell, don't yell.

Hey, hey!

If he ever comes back, don't let him in.

Listen, dude, calm down and just walk away.

I'm authorized to use nonlethal force, so please go.

-Betty, please. -No.

-I can leave on my own. -Then leave.

-Chill. -OK.

Is everything OK?

Yes, thank you.

Please know you're marrying a man who keeps his word.

Armie took me to fabric paradise.

I knew you'd like the fabrics Armando promised you.

"Like" doesn't come close.

I'll finally get to design works of art.

Not rags used to shield us from the weather.

Loincloths.

You have to outdo yourself, because Armando left no stone unturned

to get you materials to work with.

The middle class can work.

Moms who take their children to school

and walk their dogs can work. I'm going to be a legend.

And I'm going to start by designing your wedding gown.

Come with me.

You know I have a restless mind.

-Look through my desk. -I want...

Look at this dress. Look at this design.

Oh, yes.

Imagine yourself in it with a long, long train

held by Alicia Machado.

-You won over the ugly chick? -It's almost a done deal.

I'll marry her in a month, and all my problems will be solved!

Turning the lights off

and booze will get me through the honeymoon.

So, Hugo's happy?

I don't know whether to be thrilled or worried.

Don't be silly.

He's very excited about designing my wedding dress.

He has some amazing sketches.

In fact, I don't know which one to choose.

I'll have him show them to me, so I can help you choose.

No!

The groom can't see the dress, until the wedding day.

Was that your grandma I just heard?

Don't mock me.

It'll be nicer to be old-fashioned.

I want to do everything with you.

I want to get married, have children, raise a family.

I want you to be my family.

In that case, tell me you love me.

I love you.

That you're dying to marry me.

I'm dying to marry you.

That you want to spend the rest of your life with me.

I love to see you like this, so relaxed!

This is the Marcela I fell for.

I'll change in a heartbeat and take you home.

I'm not going home.

Doesn't matter. I'll take you wherever you want.

Your wish is my command.

It's going to rain, and you're made of sugar.

I don't want you to melt.

I'll be back in a moment!

He's so intense.

He's going to ruin my plans.

What plans?

Do those plans involve my boss?

No! How could you think that?

Don't play with fire, Aurita.

You could get fired for it.

You should give Giovas a chance.

He obviously likes you.

They don't make men like him anymore.

The good men have gone. Learn from what happened to me.

Stop being so dramatic.

I'm seeing someone.

He's the kind of man I like. He's serious.

He has a lot of money, and he's super hot!

And you met him on Tinder.

No! Stop it.

Thank you for worrying about me,

but you only live once, and I want to have fun.

Who's watching your son today?

My mom.

She loves spending time with him.

Bye! I love you.

Poor Giovas.

So many tropical and Latina beauties here today.

Where's the apple of my eye?

Good night. See you tomorrow.

I'm going to miss my flight.

Same here. Let's go, Ines.

My man's waiting for me. Sorry.

Dark blue SUV. Newest model.

It's a new guy, dude.

No, guys, you're way off.

Betty didn't dump me. I just... make her nervous.

I mean, it makes sense.

A handsome guy like me would never go near someone so ugly.

-Come on. -You're not so handsome.

She dumped your ass!

What happened, Nacho? Couldn't win Uggo's heart?

Listen up, shorty.

I can win any woman's heart. Especially Uggo's.

Really? Then what happened?

She's playing hard to get.

I have her eating out of the palm of my hand.

She'll fall for me soon.

I have to hurry, though. My visa expires in a month.

I have a month to win her over, marry her,

and send in the papers.

You'd better hurry, 'cause you need a ton of money.

You have to prove to Homeland Security that your marriage is real.

The paperwork, the reception, the stuff women like,

the pictures, the video and the food...

You're going to spend a ton of money.

And that's not including the honeymoon.

You're in for a horrific night.

Aren't you scared?

No! I'm not worried about that.

I'm not worried about the money either, guys.

You haven't seen where she works.

That building is something else!

She's probably loaded and making tons of Benjamins!

I mean, she's so ugly that she'll have to compensate me

for the favor I'm doing for her.

Hi, Dani!

What? You ordered already?

You're 15 minutes late. What did you expect?

So moody! I was freshening up.

To look pretty.

So what's the emergency?

Well, there's no real emergency.

You never called back or answered any of my texts

after our date.

We had such a great time,

so I thought we should meet up to talk,

and get to know each other better.

What for?

What do you mean by that? You lack imagination, Dani.

So we can be... friends.

And maybe some day we could be... something more.

A couple?

Exactly! A couple.

I've been thinking, and we have a lot in common.

We could keep each other company,

spend time together.

Maybe.

I don't think we have anything in common, though.

But you could prove to be very useful.

Oh, yeah? What do you mean?

Patricia, Patricia.

Don't you dare.

Ow!

I need someone at V&M to keep me informed on Armando and the company.

A spy.

-Oh, stop. -What?

This is why you have to go out more often.

This is what happens when you spend the day

watching action movies.

These are the consequences.

Me? A spy?

If not that, what kind of relationship would we have?

I really don't understand why you're being so rude.

You asked me out before.

Yes. Patricia.

Oh, thank you!

I can't think of anything else we could have in common.

Oh! I know!

Finance!

We can talk about the stock market or the Dow Jones.

Patricia, how many semesters were you in school?

Three.

What did you learn in three semesters?

Listen, I dropped out of school because I got married.

-Are you still married? -No.

You know I'm separated.

Three semesters at a fake school, separated,

and on a trial period to see if you'll be hired to work as a secretary.

I really can't think of anything we have in common.

Oh, I know! Opera!

What was the last one you saw? La Bohรจme, Rigoletto, The Magic Flute?

I can't blame you, though.

A lot of people don't like the opera.

What else is there?

Culture!

Have you read Iron Gold by Pierce Brown?

Or any of the other books in the saga?

No. Have you read Dan Brown's latest book, Origin?

Nope.

The print might be too small, and you might have to think.

You'd only use a book as a stepping stool to look in the mirror.

That's not true!

All those books become movies, anyway.

I really don't know why you're being so mean to me.

You're wrong, and I'm leaving.

-Patricia! -What?

There is something we could do together.

Sex.

Hi, Dad.

No, I'm fine. Don't worry about me.

I'm finishing up a report for my boss.

Want me to pick you up?

No, Dad. I'm too far away from home.

I'll be on my way as soon as I'm done.

Me, too. Bye.

Betty, why are you still here?

I'm finishing up what you asked for.

Go home, it's late. You can finish it tomorrow.

OK.

-Good night. -Good night.

What did you say?

The only thing you and I could share

are kisses and caresses.

Patricia, you're a very attractive woman.

Your legs are... lovely.

Your breasts are divine.

You must be amazing in bed.

If you think I'll let you...

You'll let me do whatever I say,

because after we have sex

we'll have nothing else to talk about.

We'd only set the date for our next sexual encounter.

That's the only relationship we could have.

Which do you prefer, Patricia?

Spy or casual lover?

Listen, if you think that I find your arrogance

remotely attractive or arousing,

you're dead wrong.

I don't!

You're not that hot, anyway.

No woman would put up with you or sleep with you

after you insult her like you just insulted me.

Good.

Then nothing will happen between us.

We have nothing in common. Not even sex, Patricia.

You're an idiot.

I'm leaving. Enjoy your food.

Patricia...

Betty, get in. I'll take you home.

-No, thank you. -Get in!

I live really far away!

You're getting wet! Get in, already!

Jackson Heights isn't on your way home.

Quit being stubborn. Get in. I'm taking you home.

-You sure? -Get in!

Thank you, Mr. Armando.

Do you like jazz, Betty?

Yeah, I really do.

Aretha Franklin was one of my favorite singers.

She passed away, though.

If I had to choose between jazz and classical music,

I'd pick classical music.

I really like Mozart, Chopin, Beethoven.

But my favorite will always be Tchaikovsky.

My favorites are his ballets.

-Did you study ballet? -Yes!

I took ballet when I was younger,

but I never made it on stage because Madame Monique

said I was a duck trying to be a swan in Swan Lake.

I tend to favor the opera over ballet.

I really like it.

Madame Butterfly is my favorite.

I've never seen it at The Met,

but I'm still young. It'll happen someday.

You're very young, almost as young as Madame Butterfly.

Some day, your dream will come true.

-I hope so. -Excuse me.

Hi, honey. I'm on my way.

Finally! I was growing restless.

Do you know what I'm wearing?

The black number you got me in Paris.

Your favorite.

If you don't come soon, I'll take it off and give it away.

Don't take it off. I'm on my way.

Sorry. That was Marcela.

Yeah, I noticed.

That's my house.

Which one? That one?

Yeah.

Honey!

Hi, Mom.

How are you, sweetie?

You're finally home.

I was telling your mom about Venezuelan culture.

You should join us so you can learn about it, too.

Now that you're here, my mother and I will go somewhere else.

Nachito, teach Betty how to make aperas

so she can make them for us.

Sure.

Your mom's really nice. She's giving us some privacy.

Don't touch me.

What's wrong?

I thought we were friends, that you liked me,

that there was something cool going on between us.

What's with that attitude? What's wrong?

Stay away.

All right, then. Tone it down.

I'm not going to hurt you.

I'm in your house, and I'm very respectful.

In fact, I'll do whatever you ask.

If you want me to go slow, I'll go real slow.

Listen, you and I aren't going anywhere.

I heard what you said, Ignacio. Or whatever your name is.

I heard you telling your girlfriend

that you were going to marry me to get your papers.

But guess what? That's not going to happen.

I may be ugly, but I'm not stupid.

Oh, Betty!

You'd forget your head if it weren't attached.

You heard wrong, babe.

Quit calling me "babe" or "baby." My name is Beatriz!

Beatriz, Beatricita, whatever you want.

No more pet names.

You misunderstood, Beatricita. I can explain.

Let me explain everything.

There's nothing to explain. I got the message loud and clear.

You don't have to make the huge sacrifice of coming with me on our honeymoon

because I'd be disgusted to be anywhere near a manipulative

and sleazy man such as you.

I'm sleazy?

A disgusting bastard who thinks all women are easy targets

and that we'll all fall for your corny pick-up lines.

Well, no. Get out.

Have you seen yourself in a mirror, freak?

Yes. I have.

I see myself in it every day.

However, I have an advantage.

I'm in my country.

If you don't leave my house right now,

I'll call Homeland Security so they'll send you back to yours.

You wouldn't dare.

All right, then. Fine!

All right.

I'm leaving.

Don't do anything you might regret.

I just want what everyone wants.

To live in a decent country.

Where's Nacho?

He left.

What do you mean? Why?

I don't know. He had to go.

That's strange.

He said he was going to make "paperas" for dinner

so we could enjoy them together.

Arepas. They're called arepas, Mom.

Arepas.

He had to go.

Why did he have to leave? Did you say something hurtful?

Did you turn him down?

I wish I'd hurt him like he hurt me.

Betty, why do you say that? He's a decent boy.

He's shown an interest in you, and he obviously likes you.

Well, that decent boy has a girlfriend.

Come on, Mom. Face it, already.

I'm ugly, hideous, and no one likes me.

No, no. Don't say that, sweetie.

Look, Nacho approached us, earned our trust,

came to wait for you at your house.

Back in the day, those were all good signs.

Not this time.

Come on, Mom. Just face it. Your daughter's a geek.

I'm hideous.

I'm ugly!

I'm a freaking freak!

Nacho just wanted to marry me so he could get his green card.

That's all he cared about.

My nationality was all he liked about me, OK?

Do you get it now?

Betty, you left your phone...

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