Original subtitles

Love me Chikkun, kiss me Chikkun

I want to go on an adventure with you,

A rose-coloured millennium

After I take a bath, I look in the mirror

I draw a perfect heart

A young girl's heart will overflow

I can prove this is a burning love

You're shy and play things so safely

Surprised by the rainbow I draw in love

Oh, my! You're a big star!

Love me Chikkun, kiss me Chikkun

Love as hot as sunshine

Love me Chikkun, athletic-kun

I want to go on an adventure with you,

A rose-coloured millenium

Dr. Bell's Counter-Attack! The Roaring Rock Saw

I've seen enough of the galaxy, so it's time to look at something really good!

Aw, nothing's going on at any house...

I just want something interesting...oh?

Miko's cat Niko is having a group meeting.

It's not much, but it's all there is.

I should add it to my memos.

"Niko hung out with friends."

There!

Let's get a look at Miko's place...

The Menfo has changed position!

What?!

Ah, what's that?

Aaah!! Zoom in! Go up!

Aaaaaah!! I-Intense...!

S-Sexy!!

So intense!!

Heave...heave...huh? Did you see something bad?

I can't see him! Wasn't he just here?

But no! I can't find him here...or there...or here...or over there!

This can't be possible! There's no way I could be mistaken!

There's no way!

No waaay!!

H-Hey!

Now <i>this</i> is a mistake!

Huh?! A pretty boy on the roof? When?!

Right now! Miko, you might be able to see him now!

No way! Are you for real?

For very real!

Like, I was just messing around after I finished studying,

when I looked through my telescope and saw a pretty boy!

I had a really weird dream...

How strange...

It's the truth!

What's that?

Miko-chan, there's nobody in here!

Really?

I can't believe Mukko would lie like that!

Miko-chan, what's wrong?

Mukko told me she saw a mysterious pretty boy up here through her telescope.

"Pretty boy"?! How weird...

Miko-chan, this could be the behavior of a thief.

It's probably something like that, but a thief of love?

Er, well...

Maybe Mukko's glasses are wearing out, and she's just seeing funny!

Now, let's get some rest!

<i>A nice little thing~!</i>

Boss, you're in quite a good mood-giji!

That's right! Is it obvious?

The truth is, I've been having wonderful dreams each time I sleep!

The other night, someone was calling out to me!

Dr. Bell...!

Gi...gijiji!

Can you guess who?

Gi...gijiji?

Are you braindead?!

It was Miko-chan, no less than Miko-chan!

Giji?

Miko-chan appeared and it was so good, Giji-Giji!

And Meko-chan, and Moko-chan, and Maki-chan, and Mukko-chan!

Those girls had enough of Chikkun and now wanted little ol'

evil me, and showered me with their dazzling love-beru!

Giji?

I lept from the bed to the windowsill!

I looked up to see the moon in the night sky.

With a weak voice, I called out,

"HELP ME!"

Giji...

At that moment, it was too late for me!

My body was powered up, but it was so ridiculous...

...Those girls only wanted to befriend me!

Hrmph, I want to be more than friends!

I wanna have an earthling girlfriend!

I know I have a problem by now, but I don't care!

Chikkun may be cute, but I've got a sweet side and I can be nice!

All right-giji!

I shouldn't worry about girls...at the end of the day, they're all cuties.

Giji?

I shall step out of the shadows!

Behold, this childlike face!

They can find their prince of evil by the sound of his soft "ding-diiing"!

Rah-rah-giji, rah-rah-giji, rah-rah-giji!

Who's the coolest of them all?

Dr. Bell!

Who's the baddest of them all?

Dr. Bell!

That's right!

Who's the gentlest of them all?

Doc-gi...

THE GENTLEST...

Uh...Dr. Bell!

That's right!

Who's the most all-seeing, supreme lover of them all?

Doctor...Bell!

Is it not so, Giji-Giji?

Those girls have my heart and spirit, and all I want is theirs!

Let's go-beru!

Yahoo!

Yahoo!

Hi, sorry I'm late!

Morning!

Morning, Chikkun!

Mukko, show it to 'em!

"Log 8:25 AM: Spotted the amazing boy!"

No way, really?!

But why does he disappear so quickly?

Maybe you have a fever?

That's not true! I really saw him!

Maybe this is another alien from Star R.

Huh?

They could've been summoned by Dr. Bell.

I can see that happening!

Maybe Dr. Bell called in a killer from Star R!

A killer?

Moko-chan's scared!

If that's the case, what's he doing on my roof?

From now on, we've gotta keep a lookout!

<i>I'll pick a dozen for you,</i>

<i>from a dream come true,</i>

<i>Kerrias for you-be!</i>

<i>Even though I've missed that girl,</i>

<i>I'm flustered through and through!</i>

Boss, over there is...!

Be--? Seriously?!

We're outnumbered-giji...we need to withdraw

carefully or we'll embarrass ourselves-giji!

Beru, I want to get Miko-chan alone somehow!

Boss!!

But, what if I have to leave the house?

I guess there's nothing we can do.

Couldn't Mukko watch from afar?

I could check if he comes back tonight!

But he was so pretty...the way his eyes were shining!

I just can't hate him!

Chikkun's jealous!

What? That's not it!

-Waah, so cute! -No!!

Cretin-beru...!!

-Give him to me! -Aaah, no!

Beeeeruuuu!!

All I want is for you to give me that love!!

Embarrassing-giji...

The...

Or...I'd just like to be close.

Is that D-Dr. Bell?

The awful old man!!

Why, you...!

What is that?

Why-beru?! What did I do?!

Gijigiji!

Beru, why-beru?!

There! Everybody after him!

Okay!

Your highness, let's give Dr. Bell a real welcome!

Yeah! La-le-la-wait!

Beru...! From the winds of love to the burning sun-beru!

Giji...

Beru-Giji!

Here we are!

Too giji-fast!

Stupid-giji!

Idiot-giji!

Too slow--

Good night.

Barriers, barriers, barriers, barriers, barriers, barriers, barriers, barriers!!

Gijigiji?

Beru!

Why, why can't I wake up to those girls at my bedside? Oh why, why?!

Oh brother-giji!

Tell me why, gods of Star R!

O gods!

'Cause you're ob-nox-ious!

How dare you talk to me like that!!

Although, I respect your honesty-beru!

But I'm right back at the bottom after all this effort!

Why can't my love get past these barriers-beru?!

Boss, maybe the Waruchin can do something about the girls-giji?

Are you still taunting me-beru?!

This isn't something the Waruchin can fix!

Well...

My personality is the problem!!

But maybe this time, your hope is onto something.

Let's go-giji!

Here you are!

Beeeruuu...

Waruchin, Waruchin, Waru-chin-chin!

What if something could pull those cute Kyunkyuns

away from Chikkun and into...my grasp?

That's easy for a supercomputer like the Waruchin!

Oh? No kidding?

No kidding at all!

That's it! Once again, the Waruchin's the greatest!

Happy-giji!

How much longer do we do this?

Until that alien shows up!

Yes! This could be an ally of Dr. Bell's from Star R that we're dealing with!

Do you feel something weird?

I feel okay.

I guess I feel weird.

Miko...you're beginning to feel very sleepy...

You will feel calm as you come to me...

Miko!

-No way!! -She's floating!

Miko!!

-Miko, wait!! -Miko!!

The Nazumar!

Dr. Bell, bring Miko-chan back!! Hand her over!

We don't wanna hand her over, so you'll have to come get her!

Then Miko-chan is in serious trouble...there!

I can't see!

What happened to Miko?

She's gone, but I placed a tracking beacon on the Nazumar.

Start up the Menfo!

Dr. Bell's really in for it now!

Boss, we've lost them-giji!

Of course-beru! They threw a tracking beacon on us during the scuffle-beru.

Do you want me to do something to get rid of it-giji?

Beru, let's lure them in with this cute decoy!

Look at this! I call it, "The Kyunkyun Power Safety Mask"!

This will protect me from the mysterious power of young women! [ᵀʰᵉ ᴮ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈˢ ᶠᵒʳ "ᵇᵘʲⁱ", ᵒʳ "ˢᵃᶠᵉᵗʸ"]

Ah, they stopped!

Where is that?

Um, at the rock saw drilling quarry.

Prince Chikkun, speed us up!

All right, powering up!

Miko!

Where are you, Miko?

I can't find her anywhere!

Miko must surely be somewhere nearby!

Stay by me, Mukko. This might be a trap.

Miko!

This is bad! Bad!

Your highness! Don't stop!

Beru-beru-beru! Dr. Bell-sama surges with power! Take that and that!

Your cuteness has no effect on me!

Take that and that and that-beru!

Y-Your highness! Your highness!!

Are you okay?! Please say something! Your highness!

Hold up! This is for Prince Chikkun!

Take...that!

No, stop it! Not Mechatan...!

Increase power-beru!

Ai-yi-yi!

Oh, Mechatan's mad now!

Hey, hey, hey!

L-Let go! Let go! Let me go!

This was Dr. Bell's work after all! Everyone assemble!

-Okay! -Aah, wait!

All right! Go for it, go for it, Kyunkyun!

Wow!

What foolishness...!

Now, don't exert yourselves, you've already lost!

You creep!

Now, Giji-Giji!

Beru-beru-beru, over here~!

Give up already! Let's go!

Yeah!

How stupid of you-beru!

I-It's cracking! My heart is too full! Get back here!

It can't end this way! My mom's gonna be so upset!

Ohh, what the hell is that?

That guy! It's the mysterious pretty boy!

Look, he's even more gorgeous!

Whaaat are you talking about?! Dr. Bell-sama is much better-looking than him!

Look.

Aaah, pretty!!

I can last just a bit longer!

I'll do my best to watch you fail behind this mask!

Let's go free, pretty boy!

Let's go, let's go, pretty boy!

Nice, nice, nice!

There!

Giji-Giji! Giji-Giji!!

What, what?

You did it!!

Yet again...

I guess we lost-giji?

Are you okay?

Where did you come from?

I-I fell from the moon!

-Huh?! -Sorry!

Wait! Full Moon-sama! At least tell me your name!

Miko! There you are!

Stop it!

Your highness! Where are you?!

Oh! Your highness!

What a relief, you're okay!

Giji! I'm still here-giji!

Bye-bye, don't come back!

Dr. Bell sure ran away easily, huh?

Chikkun, where were you? Everyone was fighting together!

Everybody's so strong!

And also, I got to meet someone especially strong...!

That's right!

Huh?!

NEXT EPISODE Micro Deathzone! Crazy Major Race

Ah, it's terrible!

Dr. Bell is at it again, and he's made Miko-chan become tiny!

Everything is a dangerous jungle when you're micro-sized!

Next time, "Micro Deathzone! Crazy Major Race"!

Will you see it?

Number one! Number one!

Number one! Number one!

I am Dr. Bell, famous universe-wide

The slimiest villain alive

Ding-ding with the Waruchin, Hitting with a dong-dong,

Ting-ting ecstacy

Who is he, what is he,

All the girls on earth ask about me!

I am Dr. Bell, in a black cloak

The noble prince of darkness

Ding-ding with the Waruchin, Hitting with a dong-dong,

Ting-ting ecstacy

Smoother than Suttecororin [Japanese WB-40]

Come goof around with me, beru-beru

Number one! Number one! Coolest villain

Even the Guinness Book is shocked

By next week, I'll be the main character!