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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:19,619 --> 00:00:23,282 Yes, y'�ll with kids, I want you to hear somethin'. 1 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:25,858 Listen. 2 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:29,224 That's right... [Whispers] Quiet. 3 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:31,797 Jealous, ain't you? Yeah, I know. 4 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:34,366 My baby, Wanda, she's out shoppin' with the kids. 5 00:00:34,467 --> 00:00:36,662 I got the whole house to myself. 6 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,898 And that means Nessa ain't walkin' around rolling her eyes... 7 00:00:40,006 --> 00:00:42,304 and Jordan ain't with that annoyin' cackle. 8 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:45,401 Let me tell you somethin'- - I never thought I'd envy the deaf. 9 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:48,447 But don't get me wrong... I love those kids. 10 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:52,245 But silence is golden. You wanna hear it again? 11 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:54,616 Listen. 12 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:58,179 - [Sighs] - [Clattering] 13 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,227 - What's that? - [Footsteps] 14 00:01:03,663 --> 00:01:05,631 Wanda? 15 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,000 Baby, you back already? 16 00:01:09,102 --> 00:01:11,070 [Thudding] 17 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:14,238 Excuse me for a second. 18 00:01:14,340 --> 00:01:16,308 Who is it? 19 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:23,574 Wanda? 20 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,583 Nessa! 21 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:31,286 - [Thudding] - Hey! 22 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:38,327 [Window Slamming, Creaking] 23 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,761 [Dog Barking] 24 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:46,839 How somebody just gonna come up in my house? What the... 25 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:50,398 What's wrong with people today? It's disgusting, despicable! 26 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:53,138 You're supposed to rob somebody when they're not at home! 27 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:57,205 I gave them all the signals I was here... lights on, truck's in the driveway. 28 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:59,717 I'm talkin' to myself... out loud. 29 00:01:59,819 --> 00:02:04,518 What more do I need to do? Meet 'em at the door with a hot toddy? Man! 30 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:07,525 I'm standing at the end here. I saw the punk right there, in here. 31 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:10,619 I chased him and he ran through the hall and jumped out the bathroom window. 32 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:12,698 - [Wanda] Bernie! - Yeah, right here, baby. 33 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,324 - What's going on? - Somebody broke into the house. 34 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,460 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? - I'm fine, baby. 35 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:20,505 - Did he take any of my stuff? - I'm fine, thank you, selfish. 36 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:24,907 I'm sorry, Officer, about my children... theyjust selfish. 37 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:28,037 These kids today ain't worth two dead flies smashed. 38 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,844 Like I was sayin', if I'd have caught him, I'd have kicked his ass. 39 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:34,249 Mr. Mac, we'll let you know as soon as we get any leads. 40 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:37,346 Meantime, everybody keep these doors and windows locked. 41 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,357 Don't make it easy on 'em. 42 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:41,359 - Thank you, Officer. - Thank you. 43 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:43,793 "Don't make it easy for 'em"? Easy? 44 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:48,425 I'll tell you what, America. I'm gonna protect my family by any means necessary. 45 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:52,733 If somebody comes back up in here, it's gonna be a dark day for him and his mama. 46 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,467 There's gonna be a discrepancy, a misunderstandin'. 47 00:02:55,575 --> 00:02:59,705 I'm talkin' bustin' heads. I'm talkin' 'bout some slow singin' and flower bringin'. 48 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:03,441 If y'�ll didn't know, I'm a topthologist in whupassology. 49 00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:05,780 Yes, sir. Easy. Come... Come on in. 50 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:09,184 Help yourself. Come on. I'm gonna pop. Whoo. 51 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:12,520 Come on. Come on. 52 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:32,910 [Water Running] 53 00:03:33,012 --> 00:03:34,912 [Wanda] Bernie? 54 00:03:35,014 --> 00:03:36,914 - [Sniffs] - [Water Off] 55 00:03:37,016 --> 00:03:39,484 - Yeah? - Are you all right? 56 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,655 Yeah, I'm all right. 57 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:47,123 [Sighs] Ohh, baby. 58 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,491 Ohh. 59 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:53,088 Oh, that feels good. 60 00:03:53,199 --> 00:03:56,600 I'm trying to figure out how that guy got up in here. 61 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,035 Did you leave that window in the bathroom open? 62 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:02,335 - I don't remember, baby. - You don't remember? 63 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,740 Baby, what if baby girl was here? 64 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,812 She'd have been killed. 65 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,541 She'd be dead right now. 66 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:12,982 From now on, I want all the windows and doors locked. 67 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,384 Okay, baby. Come on now. Just try to relax. 68 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:17,388 - I'm trying. - Okay. 69 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,390 [Groans] 70 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:24,361 Thank God nothing happened to you. I wouldn't know what I would do. 71 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,432 Thank you, baby. 72 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,366 - What is it? - Shh. Wait a minute. 73 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:34,864 - You hear somethin'? - Mm-mmm. 74 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:37,272 - You didn't hear nothin'? - Mm-mmm. 75 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,479 Probably nothin'. 76 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:45,951 - Where you goin'? - Gonna check the door in the den. 77 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,452 I'm not sure I locked it. 78 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:11,703 I don't know what's going on with me, America. 79 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,609 Back home I saw evildoin' and crime all the time. 80 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:17,683 I'm not ashamed to say that Bernie Mac might have been involved... 81 00:05:17,784 --> 00:05:19,911 on the other side of it occasionally. 82 00:05:20,019 --> 00:05:22,214 It never made me jumpy before. 83 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:26,656 This good livin' makin' me soft. I gotta get my edge back. 84 00:05:28,127 --> 00:05:30,095 [Quiet Clattering] 85 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:14,433 - Man, I'm gonna bust your head wide... - [Screaming] 86 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,532 [Screaming] What you doin'? I almost killed you with my bat! 87 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,543 Bernie, what's happening? 88 00:06:19,645 --> 00:06:21,977 Uncle Bernie almost killed me with his bat! 89 00:06:22,081 --> 00:06:23,981 No more bat! 90 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:25,983 - No, no, baby. Baby, listen. - No, no, no! 91 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:27,985 I didn't know... 92 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:34,455 Did you see that? 93 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,018 I almost clubbed Bryana like a baby seal. 94 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,463 What's wrong with me, America? 95 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,898 I feel violated. 96 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,334 I can't go on like this. 97 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:48,134 I don't want you to see me like this. 98 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,801 I got an image to maintain. 99 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,080 Cut the camera off. 100 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,718 Cut it off. 101 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,890 [Bernie] Gather 'round, kids. I wanna show you something. 102 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:08,119 You see this? This is not a toy. 103 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:12,186 The next time someone tries to break into our home, this may save our lives... 104 00:07:12,298 --> 00:07:14,198 provided we use it correctly. 105 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,963 The first one in must use the code... 106 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,868 and our code will be 1-3-8. 107 00:07:20,973 --> 00:07:23,373 - Let me hear you say it. - [All] 1-3-8. 108 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:26,445 Thank you. Here's a hint to remind you of the code. 109 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:29,014 It's the first three numbers of our address. 110 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,709 That's clever. I thought of that myself. 111 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,945 Let's move on. 112 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:38,387 The last one out must shut the door and arm the system. 113 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,551 And how do you arm the system? You press B-4. 114 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:45,062 As in "B-4" I leave, I must arm the system. 115 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:49,396 If not, the police will come. You'd be arrested as accomplices. 116 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,993 That's right... That means you're gonna go to jail... 117 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:55,403 and I will send you to jail, so remember... 118 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:59,911 B-4, and you got 15 seconds to get out. 119 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,912 Let's move on. 120 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:04,482 Now, next is false alarm. 121 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:07,576 If there's a false alarm, the police will call... 122 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,622 and you got to give the password... you got to. 123 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:14,921 And the password's gonna be Claudine... because that's my favorite movie. 124 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:17,518 I thought your favorite movie was Cooley High. 125 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:20,428 Yeah, well, Cooley High is my favorite Chicago movie. 126 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,501 Car Wash is my favorite L.A. Movie... 127 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:26,470 and Claudine is my favorite New York movie, along with Cotton Comes to Harlem. 128 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,973 Let's just say that Claudine is my favorite Diahann Carroll movie. 129 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:33,136 - Who's Diahann Carroll? - You don't know Diahann... 130 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,806 Diahann Carroll... 131 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,281 Let's move on. 132 00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:41,182 I'll bet those kids feel safer already, 'cause you know what? 133 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,187 I know I do. 134 00:08:43,289 --> 00:08:47,055 I have to admit. This alarm system thing was a great idea. 135 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:50,060 I don't know why I didn't get myself one a long time ago. 136 00:08:50,162 --> 00:08:52,062 It's so simple. 137 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,826 Look, I'm gettin' my edge back. 138 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,834 [Exhales] 139 00:08:56,936 --> 00:09:01,202 [Bernie] Come on, y'all. Let's go. Let's go! 140 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:03,434 All right, all right. Good, good. 141 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:07,343 Now, everybody got everything? Nobody leavin' anything? 142 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:10,745 'Cause I don't wanna get outside for y'�ll to realize you forgot something. 143 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,045 - Okay? Come on. Let's go. - [Beeping] 144 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:15,052 - I forgot my lunch! - I forgot my book! 145 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:18,715 - I wanna go with Vanessa! - Come on, Jordan, Nessa. We gotta go! Come on! 146 00:09:18,824 --> 00:09:21,349 - Come on, man! - [Beeping Continues] 147 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:24,486 Come on, come on. Let's go. Come on, baby girl. 148 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,191 Good. Hold on. 149 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:33,367 [Alarm Blaring] 150 00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:36,270 [Beeping] 151 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:40,171 [Alarm Stops] 152 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,577 ?? [Whistling] 153 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:47,514 [Door Opening] 154 00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:51,182 - [Alarm Blaring] - God! 155 00:09:51,290 --> 00:09:53,190 - Hey, Bernie. How's it goin'? - Good, Carl. How you doin'? 156 00:09:53,292 --> 00:09:55,954 - How are the kids coming along? - Good, Carl. 157 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:59,896 - Bernie. I rented your Kings of Comedy the other night. - Oh, no kidding. 158 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,365 - You were really funny. - Thank you. 159 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:06,029 A little filthy for my taste, but that's what they're doing now, right? 160 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,572 - It's not for everybody, Carl. - Oh, listen. Hey. 161 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:11,074 - [Alarm Continues] - I gotta ask you. 162 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:15,443 - You know, "Seedric..." "Seedric" the Entertainer? - His name's Cedric. 163 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:18,073 Calls himself an entertainer. You're all entertainers. I don't know why he does that. 164 00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:22,985 - Yeah. See you, Carl. - Oh, wait. What's that phrase you use? 165 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:26,058 - "Who's with you now?" - It's, "Who you with?" 166 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,388 - Who you with? - Yeah, yeah. 167 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:30,758 You're sure? Not who... Well, that's probably funnier. 168 00:10:30,863 --> 00:10:33,388 - I gotta go, Carl. - Okay. Hey, Bernie! 169 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,627 - Your alarm's gone off. - I hear it. Don't you hear it? 170 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:39,671 Yeah, you better get in there. May be a criminal in there. 171 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:42,002 - No, I hope not. - If there is, apprehend him. 172 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:44,269 You need help, don't come here. 173 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,174 Okay, Carl. 174 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,439 - "Who's with you?" - [Alarm Continues] 175 00:10:48,547 --> 00:10:50,674 No, no. "W ho you with?" 176 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:58,648 [Warning Bell Dinging] 177 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,995 [Alarm Blaring] 178 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,291 [Alarm Continues] 179 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:15,269 [Beeping] 180 00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,274 [Alarm Continues] 181 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,210 [Alarm Stops] 182 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,275 - Hold it right there. - No, no, no, sir. I live here. 183 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:27,841 Be that as it may, uh, your alarm was activated. 184 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:31,389 - We need your password. - Oh, my password. 185 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:34,118 Uh... 186 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:37,161 Come on, Lord! Oh. 187 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,289 It's a black movie. Uh... Cooley High. 188 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,795 Car Wash. 189 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:47,566 Cotton Comes to Harlem. Lilies of the Field. 190 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,538 Is this your daddy? 191 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:55,573 - He's our uncle. He stays here. - What? 192 00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:58,809 I stay here? No, you stay here! 193 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,580 I live here. This is my house! 194 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:05,248 All right. Have a nice night and, uh, learn your password. 195 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:07,154 Thank you, Officer. 196 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,159 What is it? 197 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:12,321 - Mandingo? - It's Claudine. 198 00:12:12,431 --> 00:12:14,831 When the man asked, you should've said something! Go in now! Go on! 199 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,834 - [Giggling] - Hee-hee-hee nothin'! 200 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,698 What was that? 201 00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:23,366 Did y'�ll hear somethin'? 202 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,570 Nah. That's all right. 203 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,113 This spot is secure. 204 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,211 Seriously, man. Did y'�ll hear somethin'? 205 00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,382 That ain't funny. 206 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:42,586 I paid a lot of doggone money for this system. 207 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:46,153 I'm supposed to feel secure. 208 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,458 It's startin' again. There it go again, doggone it. 209 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,165 Oh, Lord! 210 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,472 [W.B.] Yo, man, it's getting ugly out there. 211 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:04,708 Last week, a lady got jacked at the gas station. 212 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:06,717 - Yeah? - You know, in broad daylight. 213 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:10,152 And dig... they let her fill up the car first, then they took it. 214 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,520 - Scandalous. - Now that's lowdown, man. 215 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,618 It's not safe out there anymore. I haven't been to an A.T.M. In years. 216 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:20,688 - Well, you ain't got no money either. - That's cold. 217 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,429 No, I'm serious. I won't even let my daughter go to the mall alone, man. 218 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,995 Packs of kids running around, hangin' out, you know, picking fights. 219 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,007 "Where you from, fool?" Know what I'm saying? 220 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:34,136 It's dangerous, man. One ofher girlfriends almost got pulled into someone's car. 221 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:37,773 - What? - Now my family only goes to the mall together, man. 222 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:40,317 I mean, in a bus, but... 223 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:44,048 In a bus... In a bus... But y'�ll, like, together? 224 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,488 Yo, he's not kidding, man. It's serious, man. 225 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,890 It's not just about protecting your house, man. 226 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:52,054 The question is, how you gonna protect yourself, brother? 227 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:01,537 You just tryin' to make me paranoid, ain't you? 228 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,074 [Bernie] You all think we're tight now. 229 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,441 We're gonna be even tighter as a family... 230 00:14:07,546 --> 00:14:11,642 because as of right now, we're all gonna do everything together. 231 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,310 Baby girl, if you gotta go to ballet practice? 232 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:17,150 We're all goin' with her, together. 233 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:20,350 Jordan, if you need wheezin' medicine... 234 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:23,485 we're all goin' to get it with him, together. 235 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,929 Nessa, if you wanna go to the movie with your friend... 236 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:30,490 we're all gonna go... together. 237 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:34,699 Now, I know it might sound a little extreme, but that's all right. 238 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:38,766 The last thing I want, kids, is somebody to end up killing you... 239 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,176 before I get a chance to. 240 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,510 What if I have to go to the bathroom? 241 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,084 We're all gonna go with you, together... 242 00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:49,416 and we'll all just close our eyes, together. 243 00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,684 - Uncle Bernie, that's really gross. - You keep your lips... together. 244 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:55,453 - [Sighs] I hate him. - Hatin' is fine... 245 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,759 as long as we're hatin'... together. 246 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,635 - So, you wanna work on our vaults? - Aren't you tired? 247 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:18,046 Yeah, but I don't wanna go home. My uncle's driving me crazy. 248 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,778 - Why don't we go to the mall? - Great. 249 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:24,413 Hey, baby. Hi, Shannon. 250 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:27,287 - What y'�ll getting ready to do? - We're going to the mall. 251 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,793 Hey, kids, we're gettin' ready to go to the mall. 252 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:32,386 Shannon invited me. 253 00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:39,334 Come on now, Nessa. You know the rules. We do everything together. 254 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,498 You mean that stupid rule that you made up just because you're scared? 255 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,948 All right then, Nessa. You tryin' to bust me out in front of your friend. 256 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,643 I'm gonna show you how scared I am. 257 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,719 From now on, you're grounded. 258 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:58,017 You know what that mean, Nessa? That mean you stay in the house. 259 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:01,115 So you wanna see your friend, your friend gotta come over and see you. 260 00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,626 I'm gonna tell you something else, Nessa. 261 00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:08,098 Since I'm so scared, we're all punished together. That's right. 262 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,760 And you know what else? You gotta thank your sister for that. 263 00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:13,599 So why don't we thank her together? Say, "Thank you, Nessa." 264 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,038 [Both] Thank you, Nessa. 265 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,109 That's how scared I am. 266 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,178 [Angry Grunt] Come on! 267 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:26,007 [Bryana Crying] 268 00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,113 [Gasps] Oh, my God, Bryana! What happened? 269 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:32,816 - [Door Slams Shut] - Aunt Wanda? 270 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,383 - You gotta help us. - What is going on? Bryana, are you hurt? 271 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,395 No, I was just pretending. 272 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,295 Look, Uncle Bernie is ruining our lives. 273 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,369 He punished us all, and we can't even leave the house. 274 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:46,961 The only way we can see our friends is if they come over here. 275 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,972 Here! 276 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:52,168 Your Uncle Bernie was a little shaken up by the break-in. 277 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,745 He just needs some time to deal with it. 278 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,839 What's the big deal? They used to break into our house every week in Chicago. 279 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:02,046 One time it was my mommy's friend, what she said was our uncle. 280 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,247 Well... 281 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,256 Can't you get a divorce? 282 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,725 If you leave him now, you can get half... car, maybe even the house. 283 00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:13,821 You know, kids, he really does care about you. 284 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:17,163 And this won't last for long... 285 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:22,605 but in the meantime, if he says have friends over, have friends over. 286 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,777 Okay. 287 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,847 [Knocking] 288 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:34,543 - What's up, you squares? How you doin'? - ?? [Funk] 289 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:38,883 Vanessa! 290 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,626 [Excited Yelling] 291 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,628 [Loud Clattering] 292 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:52,269 [Yelling] 293 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,509 ?? [Continues] 294 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:07,244 - Aah! Get outta there! - [Yells] 295 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,055 [Growls] 296 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:14,125 [Loud Chattering] 297 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,007 ?? [Continues] 298 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,254 [Giggling] 299 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,860 [Beeping] 300 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,795 [Shouting] 301 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,096 Hey! Hey. 302 00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,101 Get the hell out of here. 303 00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:00,899 Get the hell out of my house! Everybody, out, out! 304 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,998 Right here, right here. No. No. Stay here. 305 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,009 Out! 306 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:09,580 ?? [Ends] 307 00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:12,673 Man, why don't you just lock us in our room until we're 21? 308 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,446 - Yeah! - That's the best thing I heard all doggone day. 309 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,114 I haven't seen daylight in two days! 310 00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:22,023 You wanna see some sun, Nessa? Go in the kitchen and look up at the skylight. 311 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,925 You didn't know we had a skylight! You know why? 312 00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,488 - 'Cause you ain't never had your butt at home! - I wanna dig for bugs! 313 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,536 You know what? I try to look out for you kids! Y'�ll don't appreciate nothin'! 314 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:36,540 - What? That's a lie! - [All Yelling] 315 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,071 [TV.' Woman Talking, Indistinct] 316 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,171 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! 317 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:46,149 [Man On TV] Two more people are being led out of the house right now. 318 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,719 - We believe the situation has been stabilized... - Come here, baby. 319 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,448 Although it's still unclear whether the gas has been shut off. 320 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,855 Wait a minute. I'm... right. 321 00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,893 Can you tell me his condition? 322 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,895 It is stable? Well, this is a miracle. 323 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:03,058 It looks tonight, everyone, as if no one has been seriously hurt. 324 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,762 To recap, for those of you whojust tuned in... 325 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:09,898 it appears that a gas pipe has burst at this home in Pomona. 326 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:13,466 We do believe at this time that everyone has gotten out safely. 327 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,479 Wait a minute. L... 328 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:20,041 I'm just getting word that there is one more person inside of that house. 329 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,620 They're... They're bringing them out now. 330 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:26,851 Right. It... It appears to be a little girl. 331 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,359 - What... What's that? - Oh. 332 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,520 She's not moving? 333 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:36,294 L-I don't think the little girl has made it. 334 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,529 It does look as if the little girl has died... 335 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,539 from this gas leak tonight. 336 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:46,099 This is an unexpected turn of events... 337 00:20:46,211 --> 00:20:48,941 triumph turning into tragedy... 338 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:50,947 before our very eyes. 339 00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,950 The ambulance now leaving the scene. 340 00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:56,282 There's not much more I can say. 341 00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:58,948 Reporting live from Pomona, I'm John Charles. 342 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:00,957 [Bernie] You know something, America? 343 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,960 You try to protect your family the best you can, but in the end... 344 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:05,962 there's not really much you can do... 345 00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:09,363 'cause, see, gas pipes burst, people rob houses... 346 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,561 planes fly into buildings. 347 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,434 So what you gonna do? You gonna live in fear? 348 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:16,769 You got to live your life. 349 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:21,175 Have fun, be yourself, make mistakes. 350 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,748 See, Bernie Mac may have overreacted... 351 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:27,478 but one thing he did get right... it's important to be together. 352 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:30,555 See, I told you once before, America... we're family. 353 00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:32,920 You and l... we are family. 354 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,255 Always and forever. 355 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,328 Y'�ll take care. 356 00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,729 - I'll see you later. - Oh, hey, hey, hey! 357 00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:44,233 - I gotta ask you a personal question. - What's that, Carl? 358 00:21:44,336 --> 00:21:47,669 I need a cap here. Where do you get your caps? Who's your dentist? 359 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:51,402 It's Dr. Beiter. They're not caps, Carl. These are my real teeth. 360 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,978 If those are not caps, if those are real... 361 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,673 that's the best teeth in the history of the world. 362 00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,682 Thank you, Carl. 363 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:02,880 You and Julie Andrews... number one, two in the world of smiling. 364 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,013 - Thank you, Carl. - You're number one. 365 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:08,786 "W ho's with you?" No, no. "W ho you with?" 29280

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