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>> I'M STEVE REM LEMME. >> I'M KEVIN HEFFERNAN. >> WELCOME TO "TALKOMA."

>> I'M KEVIN HEFFERNAN. >> WELCOME TO "TALKOMA." >> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.

>> WELCOME TO "TALKOMA." >> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. >> LAST WEEK'S EPISODE WE FIXED

>> WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. >> LAST WEEK'S EPISODE WE FIXED SOME STUFF, FIXED SOME THING, WE

>> LAST WEEK'S EPISODE WE FIXED SOME STUFF, FIXED SOME THING, WE LOOK A LITTLE BETTER.

SOME STUFF, FIXED SOME THING, WE LOOK A LITTLE BETTER. >> YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD.

LOOK A LITTLE BETTER. >> YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD. >> THANK YOU, KEV.

>> YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD. >> THANK YOU, KEV. IT'S GROWING IN.

>> THANK YOU, KEV. IT'S GROWING IN. MY -- LOOK MY SIDEBURNS ARE

IT'S GROWING IN. MY -- LOOK MY SIDEBURNS ARE STARTING TO GROW BACK.

MY -- LOOK MY SIDEBURNS ARE STARTING TO GROW BACK. >> WE GOT PROFILED IN "L.A.

STARTING TO GROW BACK. >> WE GOT PROFILED IN "L.A. TIMES" ABOUT OUR HAIRDOS.

>> WE GOT PROFILED IN "L.A. TIMES" ABOUT OUR HAIRDOS. >> IN THAT PICTURE YOU LOOKED

TIMES" ABOUT OUR HAIRDOS. >> IN THAT PICTURE YOU LOOKED LIKE BILLY BOB THORNTON IN

>> IN THAT PICTURE YOU LOOKED LIKE BILLY BOB THORNTON IN "SLINGBLADE."

LIKE BILLY BOB THORNTON IN "SLINGBLADE." >> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING

"SLINGBLADE." >> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING GOING?

>> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING GOING? >> I'VE JOGGED THREE TIMES NOW

GOING? >> I'VE JOGGED THREE TIMES NOW IN MY BACKYARD.

>> I'VE JOGGED THREE TIMES NOW IN MY BACKYARD. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALK ABOUT?

IN MY BACKYARD. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALK ABOUT? >> I DO 25 MINUTES AND I JUST

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALK ABOUT? >> I DO 25 MINUTES AND I JUST AROUND IN A CIRCLE.

>> I DO 25 MINUTES AND I JUST AROUND IN A CIRCLE. IT'S INCREDIBLY DULL.

AROUND IN A CIRCLE. IT'S INCREDIBLY DULL. AND I, AFTER TWO SONGS I CHANGE

IT'S INCREDIBLY DULL. AND I, AFTER TWO SONGS I CHANGE DIRECTIONS.

AND I, AFTER TWO SONGS I CHANGE DIRECTIONS. YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- I GO IN A

DIRECTIONS. YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- I GO IN A CIRCLE ONE DIRECTION, AFTER TWO

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE -- I GO IN A CIRCLE ONE DIRECTION, AFTER TWO SONGS I GO THE OTHER WAY.

CIRCLE ONE DIRECTION, AFTER TWO SONGS I GO THE OTHER WAY. >> YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AN JOG IN

SONGS I GO THE OTHER WAY. >> YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AN JOG IN YOUR STREET.

>> YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AN JOG IN YOUR STREET. >> NOT ME.

YOUR STREET. >> NOT ME. SOCIAL DISTANCE.

>> NOT ME. SOCIAL DISTANCE. I DID THAT AND IT WAS LIKE,

SOCIAL DISTANCE. I DID THAT AND IT WAS LIKE, THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE JOGGING

I DID THAT AND IT WAS LIKE, THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE JOGGING AND I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING OUT

THERE WERE OTHER PEOPLE JOGGING AND I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING OUT INTO THE STREET TO AVOID THEM.

AND I FOUND MYSELF RUNNING OUT INTO THE STREET TO AVOID THEM. HOW ABOUT YOU?

INTO THE STREET TO AVOID THEM. HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU -- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

HOW ABOUT YOU? YOU -- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? >> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT FAMILY

YOU -- WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? >> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT FAMILY EVENTS.

>> TRYING TO FIGURE OUT FAMILY EVENTS. HOW DO YOU GET THE FAMILY

EVENTS. HOW DO YOU GET THE FAMILY TOGETHER?

HOW DO YOU GET THE FAMILY TOGETHER? WE DECIDE TO HAVE HAD A CLEANING

TOGETHER? WE DECIDE TO HAVE HAD A CLEANING DAY YESTERDAY.

WE DECIDE TO HAVE HAD A CLEANING DAY YESTERDAY. FOR SOME REASON DAD GOT TOILET

DAY YESTERDAY. FOR SOME REASON DAD GOT TOILET DUTY.

FOR SOME REASON DAD GOT TOILET DUTY. >> YOU'RE THE BIGGEST HORRENDOUS

DUTY. >> YOU'RE THE BIGGEST HORRENDOUS OFFENDER PROBABLY.

>> YOU'RE THE BIGGEST HORRENDOUS OFFENDER PROBABLY. >> HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED THE

OFFENDER PROBABLY. >> HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED THE TOILET OF AN 1-YEAR-OLD BOY?

>> HAVE YOU EVER CLEANED THE TOILET OF AN 1-YEAR-OLD BOY? IT'S RIGHT IN THED MY THOLVE

TOILET OF AN 1-YEAR-OLD BOY? IT'S RIGHT IN THED MY THOLVE DULL AND CHILD.

IT'S RIGHT IN THED MY THOLVE DULL AND CHILD. TALK ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING.

DULL AND CHILD. TALK ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING. >> PRETTY NASTY, HUH?

TALK ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING. >> PRETTY NASTY, HUH? I HAD A SCARE LAST WEEK.

>> PRETTY NASTY, HUH? I HAD A SCARE LAST WEEK. DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

I HAD A SCARE LAST WEEK. DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT. WHILE WE WERE FILMING, LAST

DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT. WHILE WE WERE FILMING, LAST WEEKING, MY WIFE IN VAPS OF THE

WHILE WE WERE FILMING, LAST WEEKING, MY WIFE IN VAPS OF THE EPISODE, NOW MY WIFE IS CUBAN

WEEKING, MY WIFE IN VAPS OF THE EPISODE, NOW MY WIFE IS CUBAN FROM MIAMI, SHE WAS LIKE, I

EPISODE, NOW MY WIFE IS CUBAN FROM MIAMI, SHE WAS LIKE, I THINK YOU NEED TO PUT ON SOME

FROM MIAMI, SHE WAS LIKE, I THINK YOU NEED TO PUT ON SOME SELF-TANNER.

THINK YOU NEED TO PUT ON SOME SELF-TANNER. AND I WAS LIKE, OH.

SELF-TANNER. AND I WAS LIKE, OH. OK.

AND I WAS LIKE, OH. OK. AM I LOOBING PALE?

OK. AM I LOOBING PALE? SHE'S LIKE, IT MIGHT LOOK NICE.

AM I LOOBING PALE? SHE'S LIKE, IT MIGHT LOOK NICE. SHE PUT A REALLY GOOD

SHE'S LIKE, IT MIGHT LOOK NICE. SHE PUT A REALLY GOOD SELF-TANNER ON MY FACE BUT AN

SHE PUT A REALLY GOOD SELF-TANNER ON MY FACE BUT AN HOUR INTO SHOOTING, MY FACE

SELF-TANNER ON MY FACE BUT AN HOUR INTO SHOOTING, MY FACE STARTED TO GET HOT.

HOUR INTO SHOOTING, MY FACE STARTED TO GET HOT. AND I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD

STARTED TO GET HOT. AND I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE SELF-TANNER.

AND I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE SELF-TANNER. I WAS LIKE, CORONAVIRUS.

FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE SELF-TANNER. I WAS LIKE, CORONAVIRUS. IT'S GOT ME.

I WAS LIKE, CORONAVIRUS. IT'S GOT ME. GOT A FEVER.

IT'S GOT ME. GOT A FEVER. I'VE GOT A FEVER.

GOT A FEVER. I'VE GOT A FEVER. >> INSTEAD YOU WERE HAVING AN

I'VE GOT A FEVER. >> INSTEAD YOU WERE HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION?

>> INSTEAD YOU WERE HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION? ARE YOU WEARING IT RIGHT NOW?

ALLERGIC REACTION? ARE YOU WEARING IT RIGHT NOW? >> HELL, YEAH.

ARE YOU WEARING IT RIGHT NOW? >> HELL, YEAH. YEAH.

>> HELL, YEAH. YEAH. [LAUGHTER]

YEAH. [LAUGHTER] >> THAT'S NOT YOUR NATURAL

[LAUGHTER] >> THAT'S NOT YOUR NATURAL BACKYARD JOGGING TAN?

>> THAT'S NOT YOUR NATURAL BACKYARD JOGGING TAN? >> AFTER LAST WEEK'S EPISODE,

BACKYARD JOGGING TAN? >> AFTER LAST WEEK'S EPISODE, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FLAK I GOT?

>> AFTER LAST WEEK'S EPISODE, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FLAK I GOT? FIRST OF ALL, IT HAD WHEN WE HAD

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FLAK I GOT? FIRST OF ALL, IT HAD WHEN WE HAD HASSIE ON.

FIRST OF ALL, IT HAD WHEN WE HAD HASSIE ON. SHE WAS SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL

HASSIE ON. SHE WAS SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL AND YOU AND I WERE JUST SO OLD

SHE WAS SO YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL AND YOU AND I WERE JUST SO OLD AND POORLY MAN CURED, MADE ME

AND YOU AND I WERE JUST SO OLD AND POORLY MAN CURED, MADE ME APPRECIATE THE HAIR AND MAKEUP

AND POORLY MAN CURED, MADE ME APPRECIATE THE HAIR AND MAKEUP WE GET NOR ETHIS SHOW.

APPRECIATE THE HAIR AND MAKEUP WE GET NOR ETHIS SHOW. ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE, HE

WE GET NOR ETHIS SHOW. ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE, HE TEXTED ME, HE'S LIKE, SHE LOOKS

ONE OF MY FRIENDS WAS LIKE, HE TEXTED ME, HE'S LIKE, SHE LOOKS YOUNG AND HOT AND YOU LOOK OLD

TEXTED ME, HE'S LIKE, SHE LOOKS YOUNG AND HOT AND YOU LOOK OLD AS SHIT.

YOUNG AND HOT AND YOU LOOK OLD AS SHIT. THAT WAS THE COMMENT, I GOT A

AS SHIT. THAT WAS THE COMMENT, I GOT A LOT OF THOSE COMMENTS.

THAT WAS THE COMMENT, I GOT A LOT OF THOSE COMMENTS. >> I'M GOING TO EMBRACE IT.

LOT OF THOSE COMMENTS. >> I'M GOING TO EMBRACE IT. >> WE'VE BOT POSTER HERE.

>> I'M GOING TO EMBRACE IT. >> WE'VE BOT POSTER HERE. OTHER COMMENT, YOU'LL NEVER LOOK

>> WE'VE BOT POSTER HERE. OTHER COMMENT, YOU'LL NEVER LOOK HA THAT GOOD AGAIN.

OTHER COMMENT, YOU'LL NEVER LOOK HA THAT GOOD AGAIN. YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN THE POSTER I

HA THAT GOOD AGAIN. YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN THE POSTER I LOOK AT MYSELF, THEY GOT MY

YOU LOOK SO GOOD IN THE POSTER I LOOK AT MYSELF, THEY GOT MY WIDOW'S PEAK.

LOOK AT MYSELF, THEY GOT MY WIDOW'S PEAK. LOOK HOW THICK MY WIDOW'S PEAK

WIDOW'S PEAK. LOOK HOW THICK MY WIDOW'S PEAK LOOKS, I LOOK LIKE AN ITALIAN

LOOK HOW THICK MY WIDOW'S PEAK LOOKS, I LOOK LIKE AN ITALIAN VAMPIRE.

LOOKS, I LOOK LIKE AN ITALIAN VAMPIRE. I HAVE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD.

VAMPIRE. I HAVE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD. FORGET ABOUT ATE.

I HAVE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD. FORGET ABOUT ATE. ABOUT IT.

FORGET ABOUT ATE. ABOUT IT. >> I'VE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD,

ABOUT IT. >> I'VE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD, BAMBINGS DA-BING.

>> I'VE COME TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD, BAMBINGS DA-BING. >> YEAH.

BAMBINGS DA-BING. >> YEAH. >>ERN JUST WATCHED EPISODE 202,

>> YEAH. >>ERN JUST WATCHED EPISODE 202, FIRE IN SEX TOWN.

>>ERN JUST WATCHED EPISODE 202, FIRE IN SEX TOWN. THE IDEA WAS LET'S BRING LOCAL

FIRE IN SEX TOWN. THE IDEA WAS LET'S BRING LOCAL COPS BACK.

THE IDEA WAS LET'S BRING LOCAL COPS BACK. WE LOVE THE LOCAL COPS.

COPS BACK. WE LOVE THE LOCAL COPS. JAMIE, HEATHER.

WE LOVE THE LOCAL COPS. JAMIE, HEATHER. WE WROTE MORE EPISODES FOR THEM.

JAMIE, HEATHER. WE WROTE MORE EPISODES FOR THEM. WE WANTED TO PUT EVERYONE INTO

WE WROTE MORE EPISODES FOR THEM. WE WANTED TO PUT EVERYONE INTO THESE FUNNY RELATIONSHIPS AND DO

WE WANTED TO PUT EVERYONE INTO THESE FUNNY RELATIONSHIPS AND DO THE DIFFERENT YEN ARE RU --

THESE FUNNY RELATIONSHIPS AND DO THE DIFFERENT YEN ARE RU -- GENRES AND DIFFERENT MOVIES.

THE DIFFERENT YEN ARE RU -- GENRES AND DIFFERENT MOVIES. 1980'S ROM-COM FEEL.

GENRES AND DIFFERENT MOVIES. 1980'S ROM-COM FEEL. BUDDY COP STUFF.

1980'S ROM-COM FEEL. BUDDY COP STUFF. LITTLE ACTION.

BUDDY COP STUFF. LITTLE ACTION. ME AND YOU A STEAK, HAVE

LITTLE ACTION. ME AND YOU A STEAK, HAVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS FOR EACH

ME AND YOU A STEAK, HAVE DIFFERENT FLAVORS FOR EACH STORY.

DIFFERENT FLAVORS FOR EACH STORY. I LOVE THE WAY IT CAME OUT.

STORY. I LOVE THE WAY IT CAME OUT. >> AND WE HAD A VIRAL CLIP.

I LOVE THE WAY IT CAME OUT. >> AND WE HAD A VIRAL CLIP. IT WAS OUR SIGN LANGUAGE

>> AND WE HAD A VIRAL CLIP. IT WAS OUR SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER PLAYED BY COLEEN

IT WAS OUR SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER PLAYED BY COLEEN FOYE.

INTERPRETER PLAYED BY COLEEN FOYE. THIS THING WENT CRAZY.

FOYE. THIS THING WENT CRAZY. WENT VIRAL.

THIS THING WENT CRAZY. WENT VIRAL. >> ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE LOVED

WENT VIRAL. >> ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE LOVED I.

>> ON THE INTERNET PEOPLE LOVED I. >> IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

I. >> IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY. YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THAT

>> IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY. YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THAT TRUE STORY?

YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THAT TRUE STORY? >> WE WERE DOING A STANDUP SHOW

TRUE STORY? >> WE WERE DOING A STANDUP SHOW UP IN ALASKA.

>> WE WERE DOING A STANDUP SHOW UP IN ALASKA. THEY LET US KNOW AHEAD OF TIME

UP IN ALASKA. THEY LET US KNOW AHEAD OF TIME THAT THEIR POLICY IS THAT THEY

THEY LET US KNOW AHEAD OF TIME THAT THEIR POLICY IS THAT THEY HAVE A SIGN LANG WAMMING

THAT THEIR POLICY IS THAT THEY HAVE A SIGN LANG WAMMING INTERPRETER THAT DOES THE SHOW

HAVE A SIGN LANG WAMMING INTERPRETER THAT DOES THE SHOW SO THAT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE -- ALL

INTERPRETER THAT DOES THE SHOW SO THAT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE -- ALL PEOPLE CAN ENJOY IT.

SO THAT, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE -- ALL PEOPLE CAN ENJOY IT. SO OUR THING WAS, WELL, YOU

PEOPLE CAN ENJOY IT. SO OUR THING WAS, WELL, YOU KNOW, OUR SHOW IS A LITTLE

SO OUR THING WAS, WELL, YOU KNOW, OUR SHOW IS A LITTLE DIRTY.

KNOW, OUR SHOW IS A LITTLE DIRTY. IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIRTY.

DIRTY. IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIRTY. IT'S A WEIRD INTERPRETER THING.

IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIRTY. IT'S A WEIRD INTERPRETER THING. SO WE GOT TO THE SHOW.

IT'S A WEIRD INTERPRETER THING. SO WE GOT TO THE SHOW. AND WE MET THESE INTERPRETERS.

SO WE GOT TO THE SHOW. AND WE MET THESE INTERPRETERS. WAS IT ONE OR TWO?

AND WE MET THESE INTERPRETERS. WAS IT ONE OR TWO? >> TWO FEMALE INTERPRETERS.

WAS IT ONE OR TWO? >> TWO FEMALE INTERPRETERS. AND YOU KNOW WHICH JUST LED TO

>> TWO FEMALE INTERPRETERS. AND YOU KNOW WHICH JUST LED TO THE AWKWARDNESS OF IT.

AND YOU KNOW WHICH JUST LED TO THE AWKWARDNESS OF IT. I REMEMBER I WENT UP TO THEM AND

THE AWKWARDNESS OF IT. I REMEMBER I WENT UP TO THEM AND SAID, YOU KNOW THIS SHOW IS

I REMEMBER I WENT UP TO THEM AND SAID, YOU KNOW THIS SHOW IS REALLY DIRTY AND THEY SAID HOW

SAID, YOU KNOW THIS SHOW IS REALLY DIRTY AND THEY SAID HOW DIRTY?

REALLY DIRTY AND THEY SAID HOW DIRTY? I SAID, WE TALK ABOUT

DIRTY? I SAID, WE TALK ABOUT MASTURBATION AND I DO A WHOLE

I SAID, WE TALK ABOUT MASTURBATION AND I DO A WHOLE SET ABOUT MASTURBATION.

MASTURBATION AND I DO A WHOLE SET ABOUT MASTURBATION. AND THERE'S LIKE SEX STUFF.

SET ABOUT MASTURBATION. AND THERE'S LIKE SEX STUFF. AND WE TALK ABOUT PARTYING.

AND THERE'S LIKE SEX STUFF. AND WE TALK ABOUT PARTYING. THINGS LIKE THAT.

AND WE TALK ABOUT PARTYING. THINGS LIKE THAT. THEN WE GOT OUT THERE ON STAGE

THINGS LIKE THAT. THEN WE GOT OUT THERE ON STAGE AND I REMEMBER I STARTED GOING

THEN WE GOT OUT THERE ON STAGE AND I REMEMBER I STARTED GOING TO MY MASTURBATION ROUTINE, I

AND I REMEMBER I STARTED GOING TO MY MASTURBATION ROUTINE, I LOOKED OVER, THE SIGN LANGUAGE

TO MY MASTURBATION ROUTINE, I LOOKED OVER, THE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER WAS GOING LIKE THIS

LOOKED OVER, THE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER WAS GOING LIKE THIS I STARTED LAUGHING.

INTERPRETER WAS GOING LIKE THIS I STARTED LAUGHING. OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE THAT

I STARTED LAUGHING. OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE THAT >> OH, YES, MASTURBATION.

OF COURSE IT HAD TO BE THAT >> OH, YES, MASTURBATION. >> THEN I WALKED OVER TO HER AND

>> OH, YES, MASTURBATION. >> THEN I WALKED OVER TO HER AND I SAID MASTURBATION AND SHE DID

>> THEN I WALKED OVER TO HER AND I SAID MASTURBATION AND SHE DID IT AGAIN.

I SAID MASTURBATION AND SHE DID IT AGAIN. THEN THE CROWD --

IT AGAIN. THEN THE CROWD -- >> I FELT IT WAS LIKE, WE WERE

THEN THE CROWD -- >> I FELT IT WAS LIKE, WE WERE DOING THESE JOKE , THE AUDIENCE

>> I FELT IT WAS LIKE, WE WERE DOING THESE JOKE , THE AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING AND IT TOOK A

DOING THESE JOKE , THE AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING AND IT TOOK A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE

WAS LAUGHING AND IT TOOK A SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING AT WAS THE

SECOND TO REALIZE WHAT THE AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING AT WAS THE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER,

AUDIENCE WAS LAUGHING AT WAS THE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER, INTERPRETING OUR JOKES.

SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETER, INTERPRETING OUR JOKES. >> YEAH.

INTERPRETING OUR JOKES. >> YEAH. THEN IT WENT ON.

>> YEAH. THEN IT WENT ON. THEN WE STARTED ACTUALLY SAYING

THEN IT WENT ON. THEN WE STARTED ACTUALLY SAYING MORE AND MORE FILTHY STUFF.

THEN WE STARTED ACTUALLY SAYING MORE AND MORE FILTHY STUFF. AND PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT

MORE AND MORE FILTHY STUFF. AND PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT THAT.

AND PEOPLE STARTED LAUGHING AT THAT. THAT REALLY WASN'T PART OF THE

THAT. THAT REALLY WASN'T PART OF THE SHOW.

THAT REALLY WASN'T PART OF THE SHOW. WE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE SIGN

SHOW. WE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETERS DO THAT

WE JUST WANTED TO SEE THE SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETERS DO THAT THAT'S WHEN -- WHY WE HAD COLEEN

LANGUAGE INTERPRETERS DO THAT THAT'S WHEN -- WHY WE HAD COLEEN FOYT.

THAT'S WHEN -- WHY WE HAD COLEEN FOYT. SHE WAS HILARIOUS.

FOYT. SHE WAS HILARIOUS. SHE HAD IMPROV BACKGROUND.

SHE WAS HILARIOUS. SHE HAD IMPROV BACKGROUND. >> ON THE DAY WE REALIZED MAYBE

SHE HAD IMPROV BACKGROUND. >> ON THE DAY WE REALIZED MAYBE OUR LIST WASN'T LONG ENOUGH.

>> ON THE DAY WE REALIZED MAYBE OUR LIST WASN'T LONG ENOUGH. WE STARTED WRITING A LIST ON THE

OUR LIST WASN'T LONG ENOUGH. WE STARTED WRITING A LIST ON THE DAY OF MORE THING AND JUST THREW

WE STARTED WRITING A LIST ON THE DAY OF MORE THING AND JUST THREW THEM AT HER.

DAY OF MORE THING AND JUST THREW THEM AT HER. SHE HANDLED IT.

THEM AT HER. SHE HANDLED IT. SHE HAD A REALLY FUNNY, FUNNY

SHE HANDLED IT. SHE HAD A REALLY FUNNY, FUNNY PRESENTATION OF THOSE THINGS.

SHE HAD A REALLY FUNNY, FUNNY PRESENTATION OF THOSE THINGS. AND THEN OF COURSE SUZY NAKAMURA

PRESENTATION OF THOSE THINGS. AND THEN OF COURSE SUZY NAKAMURA DID A GREAT JOB PLAYING THE

AND THEN OF COURSE SUZY NAKAMURA DID A GREAT JOB PLAYING THE STRAIGHT MAN.

DID A GREAT JOB PLAYING THE STRAIGHT MAN. >> AND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD ACT THIS

STRAIGHT MAN. >> AND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD ACT THIS EPISODE HAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE

>> AND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD ACT THIS EPISODE HAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES.

EPISODE HAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES. >> WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE?

LINES. >> WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE? >> WHEN OFFICER SALAZAR SAYS TO

>> WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE LINE? >> WHEN OFFICER SALAZAR SAYS TO LUCY MCCONKY.

>> WHEN OFFICER SALAZAR SAYS TO LUCY MCCONKY. >> RIGHT NOW I'M BAGGING DILL

LUCY MCCONKY. >> RIGHT NOW I'M BAGGING DILL GOS WITH ANDY BUT -- BAGGING

>> RIGHT NOW I'M BAGGING DILL GOS WITH ANDY BUT -- BAGGING DILDOS WITH ANDY BUT TONIGHT

GOS WITH ANDY BUT -- BAGGING DILDOS WITH ANDY BUT TONIGHT I'LL BE BAGGING ANDY WITH

DILDOS WITH ANDY BUT TONIGHT I'LL BE BAGGING ANDY WITH DILDOS.

I'LL BE BAGGING ANDY WITH DILDOS. >> MY FAVORITE IS THE CHARACTER

DILDOS. >> MY FAVORITE IS THE CHARACTER ANDY WALKING AWAY, IT'S VERY

>> MY FAVORITE IS THE CHARACTER ANDY WALKING AWAY, IT'S VERY EMOTIONAL, HE YELLS LISANDRA!

ANDY WALKING AWAY, IT'S VERY EMOTIONAL, HE YELLS LISANDRA! LISANDRA!

EMOTIONAL, HE YELLS LISANDRA! LISANDRA! >> THE OTHER BIG CHARACTER IN

LISANDRA! >> THE OTHER BIG CHARACTER IN THIS EPISODE WAS THE SNAKE.

>> THE OTHER BIG CHARACTER IN THIS EPISODE WAS THE SNAKE. >> THE SNAKE WAS THE BEST.

THIS EPISODE WAS THE SNAKE. >> THE SNAKE WAS THE BEST. >> IT WAS FUN.

>> THE SNAKE WAS THE BEST. >> IT WAS FUN. WE HAD A REAL SNAKE.

>> IT WAS FUN. WE HAD A REAL SNAKE. AND WE HAD A FAKE SNAKE.

WE HAD A REAL SNAKE. AND WE HAD A FAKE SNAKE. AND THEN WE HAD A DIGITAL SNAKE.

AND WE HAD A FAKE SNAKE. AND THEN WE HAD A DIGITAL SNAKE. THE BEST PART WAS ACTING WITH

AND THEN WE HAD A DIGITAL SNAKE. THE BEST PART WAS ACTING WITH THE REAL SNAKE.

THE BEST PART WAS ACTING WITH THE REAL SNAKE. >> WE HAD A 14-FOOT BOA

THE REAL SNAKE. >> WE HAD A 14-FOOT BOA CONSTRICTOR WHO CAME IN WAS HIS

>> WE HAD A 14-FOOT BOA CONSTRICTOR WHO CAME IN WAS HIS NAME LIKE SNAKEY?

CONSTRICTOR WHO CAME IN WAS HIS NAME LIKE SNAKEY? >> HUGGY, SQUEEZEY, SOMETHING

NAME LIKE SNAKEY? >> HUGGY, SQUEEZEY, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> HUGGY, SQUEEZEY, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW, OUR TAKES WHERE WE HAD

LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW, OUR TAKES WHERE WE HAD THE FAKE SNAKE WERE ALL RIGHT.

YOU KNOW, OUR TAKES WHERE WE HAD THE FAKE SNAKE WERE ALL RIGHT. WHEN WE GOT THE REAL SNAKE IN

THE FAKE SNAKE WERE ALL RIGHT. WHEN WE GOT THE REAL SNAKE IN THERE, OUR PERFORMANCES TOOK

WHEN WE GOT THE REAL SNAKE IN THERE, OUR PERFORMANCES TOOK OFF.

THERE, OUR PERFORMANCES TOOK OFF. I THINK WE USED ALL THE

OFF. I THINK WE USED ALL THE PERFORMANCES WITH THE REAL

I THINK WE USED ALL THE PERFORMANCES WITH THE REAL SNAKE.

PERFORMANCES WITH THE REAL SNAKE. >> IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO

SNAKE. >> IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT ACTING IN GREEN

>> IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT ACTING IN GREEN SCREEN OR SEE INTERVIEWS WITH

PEOPLE ABOUT ACTING IN GREEN SCREEN OR SEE INTERVIEWS WITH PEOPLE IN JURASSIC PARK OR

SCREEN OR SEE INTERVIEWS WITH PEOPLE IN JURASSIC PARK OR WHATEVER, ACTING AGAINST A

PEOPLE IN JURASSIC PARK OR WHATEVER, ACTING AGAINST A SCREEN, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHATEVER, ACTING AGAINST A SCREEN, IT'S ALL RIGHT. ONCE YOU GET THE REAL SNAKE IN

SCREEN, IT'S ALL RIGHT. ONCE YOU GET THE REAL SNAKE IN THERE, FORGET ABOUT IT.

ONCE YOU GET THE REAL SNAKE IN THERE, FORGET ABOUT IT. IT WAS A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF

THERE, FORGET ABOUT IT. IT WAS A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF FUN.

IT WAS A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF FUN. >> FORGET ABOUT IT.

FUN. >> FORGET ABOUT IT. FORGET ABOUT IT.

>> FORGET ABOUT IT. FORGET ABOUT IT. IT WAS ALSO -- THIS WAS ALSO MY

FORGET ABOUT IT. IT WAS ALSO -- THIS WAS ALSO MY LEAST FAVORITE DAY OF FILMING

IT WAS ALSO -- THIS WAS ALSO MY LEAST FAVORITE DAY OF FILMING EVER.

LEAST FAVORITE DAY OF FILMING EVER. >> YOU YAO HAD AN INJURY?

EVER. >> YOU YAO HAD AN INJURY? SOME SORT OF INJURY YOU HAD, I'M

>> YOU YAO HAD AN INJURY? SOME SORT OF INJURY YOU HAD, I'M NOT THERE ARE WITH IT?

SOME SORT OF INJURY YOU HAD, I'M NOT THERE ARE WITH IT? >> FOR TWO HOURS WE SHOT.

NOT THERE ARE WITH IT? >> FOR TWO HOURS WE SHOT. WITH YOU ON TOP ON ME.

>> FOR TWO HOURS WE SHOT. WITH YOU ON TOP ON ME. WE GOT THE SNAKE COILED AROUND

WITH YOU ON TOP ON ME. WE GOT THE SNAKE COILED AROUND US, YOU WERE DIRECTLY ON TOP OF

WE GOT THE SNAKE COILED AROUND US, YOU WERE DIRECTLY ON TOP OF ME.

US, YOU WERE DIRECTLY ON TOP OF ME. AND MY WARMS --

ME. AND MY WARMS -- >> SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM, LEMME.

AND MY WARMS -- >> SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM, LEMME. >> I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR

>> SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM, LEMME. >> I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR YOUR WIFE.

>> I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR YOUR WIFE. MY HANDS WERE PINNED TO MY

YOUR WIFE. MY HANDS WERE PINNED TO MY SIDE.

MY HANDS WERE PINNED TO MY SIDE. AND THE FIRST THING YOU DID WAS

SIDE. AND THE FIRST THING YOU DID WAS LEANED ON -- YOUR BROW WAS

AND THE FIRST THING YOU DID WAS LEANED ON -- YOUR BROW WAS SWEATING AND YOU WIPED YOUR BROW

LEANED ON -- YOUR BROW WAS SWEATING AND YOU WIPED YOUR BROW ACROSS MY SHIRT TO DRY YOURSELF.

SWEATING AND YOU WIPED YOUR BROW ACROSS MY SHIRT TO DRY YOURSELF. >> I HAD.

ACROSS MY SHIRT TO DRY YOURSELF. >> I HAD. TO MY HANDS WERE RAPPED UP BY

>> I HAD. TO MY HANDS WERE RAPPED UP BY THE SNAKE.

TO MY HANDS WERE RAPPED UP BY THE SNAKE. >> YEAH.

THE SNAKE. >> YEAH. IT WAS DEGRADING.

>> YEAH. IT WAS DEGRADING. THEN YOU BURPED RIGHT IN MY

IT WAS DEGRADING. THEN YOU BURPED RIGHT IN MY FACE.

THEN YOU BURPED RIGHT IN MY FACE. >> SURE.

FACE. >> SURE. >> AND BLEW YOUR LUNCHTIME BURP

>> SURE. >> AND BLEW YOUR LUNCHTIME BURP INTO MY FACE.

>> AND BLEW YOUR LUNCHTIME BURP INTO MY FACE. >> PROBABLY RIGHT AFTER LUNCH SO

INTO MY FACE. >> PROBABLY RIGHT AFTER LUNCH SO YEAH.

>> PROBABLY RIGHT AFTER LUNCH SO YEAH. >> I WAS PINNED THERE THEN YOU

YEAH. >> I WAS PINNED THERE THEN YOU FARTED.

>> I WAS PINNED THERE THEN YOU FARTED. THAT WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE WE

FARTED. THAT WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE WE WERE CROTCH TO CROTCH.

THAT WAS INTERESTING BECAUSE WE WERE CROTCH TO CROTCH. TURNS OUT PEOPLE HAVE FART

WERE CROTCH TO CROTCH. TURNS OUT PEOPLE HAVE FART MUSCLES IN THE FRONT TOO, I FELT

TURNS OUT PEOPLE HAVE FART MUSCLES IN THE FRONT TOO, I FELT YOUR FRONTAL FART MUSCLES

MUSCLES IN THE FRONT TOO, I FELT YOUR FRONTAL FART MUSCLES CONTRACT.

YOUR FRONTAL FART MUSCLES CONTRACT. THEN YOU SAID -- YOU WERE

CONTRACT. THEN YOU SAID -- YOU WERE SPARING ME,, YOU LIFTED YOUR

THEN YOU SAID -- YOU WERE SPARING ME,, YOU LIFTED YOUR ELBOWS AND KNEE THAFSE GROUND

SPARING ME,, YOU LIFTED YOUR ELBOWS AND KNEE THAFSE GROUND AND I HAVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING

ELBOWS AND KNEE THAFSE GROUND AND I HAVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

AND I HAVE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE THAT. IT WAS QUITE POWERFUL.

LIKE THAT. IT WAS QUITE POWERFUL. >> LIKE BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR?

IT WAS QUITE POWERFUL. >> LIKE BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR? >> YEAH.

>> LIKE BEING CRUSHED BY A CAR? >> YEAH. LIKE HAVING A BLUE WHALE ON TOP

>> YEAH. LIKE HAVING A BLUE WHALE ON TOP OF ME.

LIKE HAVING A BLUE WHALE ON TOP OF ME. >> OH MY GOD.

OF ME. >> OH MY GOD. >> A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER THAT,

>> OH MY GOD. >> A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER THAT, I HAD CHEST PAIN.

>> A COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER THAT, I HAD CHEST PAIN. AND THE CHEST PAIN WENT AWAY

I HAD CHEST PAIN. AND THE CHEST PAIN WENT AWAY AFTER A WEEK.

AND THE CHEST PAIN WENT AWAY AFTER A WEEK. THEN LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS

AFTER A WEEK. THEN LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER CAME BACK.

THEN LIKE A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER CAME BACK. AND I FINALLY, I WENT TO THE

LATER CAME BACK. AND I FINALLY, I WENT TO THE E.R.

AND I FINALLY, I WENT TO THE E.R. AND THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD A VERY

E.R. AND THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD A VERY THIN HAIRLINE FRACTURE IN MY

AND THE DOCTOR SAID I HAD A VERY THIN HAIRLINE FRACTURE IN MY RIBS, UP HERE IN MY BREAST

THIN HAIRLINE FRACTURE IN MY RIBS, UP HERE IN MY BREAST PLATE.

RIBS, UP HERE IN MY BREAST PLATE. HE SAID DID YOU HAVE ANY TRAUMA?

PLATE. HE SAID DID YOU HAVE ANY TRAUMA? WAS ANYTHING ON YOU?

HE SAID DID YOU HAVE ANY TRAUMA? WAS ANYTHING ON YOU? I WAS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO

WAS ANYTHING ON YOU? I WAS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO SOUND WEIRD, BUT ABOUT TWO

I WAS LIKE THIS IS GOING TO SOUND WEIRD, BUT ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO I HAD MY FRIENDING,

SOUND WEIRD, BUT ABOUT TWO MONTHS AGO I HAD MY FRIENDING, MY WORK COLLEAGUE, HE'S 260

MONTHS AGO I HAD MY FRIENDING, MY WORK COLLEAGUE, HE'S 260 POUNDS, HE LAID ON TOP OF ME FOR

MY WORK COLLEAGUE, HE'S 260 POUNDS, HE LAID ON TOP OF ME FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS.

POUNDS, HE LAID ON TOP OF ME FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS. HE SAID THAT'S IT.

ABOUT TWO HOURS. HE SAID THAT'S IT. >> I DID IT?

HE SAID THAT'S IT. >> I DID IT? >> YOU DID IT.

>> I DID IT? >> YOU DID IT. >> I GUESS MY WIFE IS TOUGHER

>> YOU DID IT. >> I GUESS MY WIFE IS TOUGHER THAN YOU ARE.

>> I GUESS MY WIFE IS TOUGHER THAN YOU ARE. >> I GUESS SHE.

THAN YOU ARE. >> I GUESS SHE. IS HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO HER,

>> I GUESS SHE. IS HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO HER, SUE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET

IS HERE'S MY MESSAGE TO HER, SUE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET OUT.

SUE, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET OUT. NEVER TOO LATE.

OUT. NEVER TOO LATE. WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL.

NEVER TOO LATE. WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HAVE

WE'RE GOING TO COMMERCIAL. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HAVE OUR FRIEND GABE WHO PLAYS THE

WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL HAVE OUR FRIEND GABE WHO PLAYS THE HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR IKE

OUR FRIEND GABE WHO PLAYS THE HANDSOME AND MUSCULAR IKE CRYSTAL.

>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. JOINING US NOW IS A VERY SPECIAL GUEST, OUR GOOD FRIEND WHO PLAYS

JOINING US NOW IS A VERY SPECIAL GUEST, OUR GOOD FRIEND WHO PLAYS THE CHARACTER OF IKE CRYSTAL,

GUEST, OUR GOOD FRIEND WHO PLAYS THE CHARACTER OF IKE CRYSTAL, GABRIEL HOGAN, EVERYBODY!

THE CHARACTER OF IKE CRYSTAL, GABRIEL HOGAN, EVERYBODY! >> HEY, GUYS.

GABRIEL HOGAN, EVERYBODY! >> HEY, GUYS. >> HEY, GABE.

>> HEY, GUYS. >> HEY, GABE. >> YOU'RE LIKE IN A PHOTO STUDIO

>> HEY, GABE. >> YOU'RE LIKE IN A PHOTO STUDIO THERE.

>> YOU'RE LIKE IN A PHOTO STUDIO THERE. >> I DO SOME OTHER FILMING HERE,

THERE. >> I DO SOME OTHER FILMING HERE, SOME ADULT PROGRAMMING.

>> I DO SOME OTHER FILMING HERE, SOME ADULT PROGRAMMING. YOU KNOW.

SOME ADULT PROGRAMMING. YOU KNOW. IN THESE TIMES WE ALL GOT TO

YOU KNOW. IN THESE TIMES WE ALL GOT TO MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW.

IN THESE TIMES WE ALL GOT TO MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW. >> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING

MAKE MONEY SOMEHOW. >> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING GOING?

>> HOW IS YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCING GOING? >> IT'S GOING WELL.

GOING? >> IT'S GOING WELL. I HAVEN'T SEEN MY WIFE AND KIDS.

>> IT'S GOING WELL. I HAVEN'T SEEN MY WIFE AND KIDS. I STAY IN THIS ROOM.

I HAVEN'T SEEN MY WIFE AND KIDS. I STAY IN THIS ROOM. >> FIRST TIME WE MET YOU WAS IN

I STAY IN THIS ROOM. >> FIRST TIME WE MET YOU WAS IN THE AUDITION FOR THIS THING.

>> FIRST TIME WE MET YOU WAS IN THE AUDITION FOR THIS THING. >> I REMEMBER GABE'S AUDITION.

THE AUDITION FOR THIS THING. >> I REMEMBER GABE'S AUDITION. IT WAS AWESOME.

>> I REMEMBER GABE'S AUDITION. IT WAS AWESOME. HE CAME IN, DID THE AUDITION, HE

IT WAS AWESOME. HE CAME IN, DID THE AUDITION, HE WAS FUNNY, DID A GREAT JOB.

HE CAME IN, DID THE AUDITION, HE WAS FUNNY, DID A GREAT JOB. WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THERE,

WAS FUNNY, DID A GREAT JOB. WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THERE, HEFFERNAN AND I SAID, DID YOU

WHEN HE WALKED OUT OF THERE, HEFFERNAN AND I SAID, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY'S BICEPS?

HEFFERNAN AND I SAID, DID YOU SEE THAT GUY'S BICEPS? THAT IMMEDIATELY MADE ME THE

SEE THAT GUY'S BICEPS? THAT IMMEDIATELY MADE ME THE FRONTRUNNER FOR THE PART OF IKE

THAT IMMEDIATELY MADE ME THE FRONTRUNNER FOR THE PART OF IKE CRYSTAL.

FRONTRUNNER FOR THE PART OF IKE CRYSTAL. >> ALSO HE WAS WEAR MAKEUP

CRYSTAL. >> ALSO HE WAS WEAR MAKEUP BECAUSE HE HAD A BLACK EYE.

>> ALSO HE WAS WEAR MAKEUP BECAUSE HE HAD A BLACK EYE. >> I HAD A BLACK EYE.

BECAUSE HE HAD A BLACK EYE. >> I HAD A BLACK EYE. DID I COVER IT WITH A BIT OF

>> I HAD A BLACK EYE. DID I COVER IT WITH A BIT OF MAKEUP?

DID I COVER IT WITH A BIT OF MAKEUP? MAYBE, THAT'S WHAT ACTORS DO.

MAKEUP? MAYBE, THAT'S WHAT ACTORS DO. >> JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I GOT

MAYBE, THAT'S WHAT ACTORS DO. >> JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I GOT THE -- I GOT MAKEUP ON MY FACE

>> JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW, I GOT THE -- I GOT MAKEUP ON MY FACE BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING HOCKEY IN

THE -- I GOT MAKEUP ON MY FACE BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING HOCKEY IN CANADA OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND I

BECAUSE I WAS PLAYING HOCKEY IN CANADA OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND I GOT A -- SO, ANYWAY.

CANADA OVER THE HOLIDAYS AND I GOT A -- SO, ANYWAY. >> DAMN TOOTING!

GOT A -- SO, ANYWAY. >> DAMN TOOTING! >> I GUESS WE SHOULD PREFACE BY

>> DAMN TOOTING! >> I GUESS WE SHOULD PREFACE BY SAYING YOU'RE A CANADIAN.

>> I GUESS WE SHOULD PREFACE BY SAYING YOU'RE A CANADIAN. >> I THINK THAT'S IMPLIED BY

SAYING YOU'RE A CANADIAN. >> I THINK THAT'S IMPLIED BY STEVE'S AMAZING CANADIAN.

>> I THINK THAT'S IMPLIED BY STEVE'S AMAZING CANADIAN. >> HE HAD TO SAY THE WORD

STEVE'S AMAZING CANADIAN. >> HE HAD TO SAY THE WORD CREATINE.

>> HE HAD TO SAY THE WORD CREATINE. HE KEPT SAYING IT LIKE CREATING.

CREATINE. HE KEPT SAYING IT LIKE CREATING. IN EPISODE 7 WE DISCUSS SOOT.

HE KEPT SAYING IT LIKE CREATING. IN EPISODE 7 WE DISCUSS SOOT. AND YOU KEEP SAYING SUIT.

IN EPISODE 7 WE DISCUSS SOOT. AND YOU KEEP SAYING SUIT. OH, YEAH, THAT GUY'S COVERED IN

AND YOU KEEP SAYING SUIT. OH, YEAH, THAT GUY'S COVERED IN SUIT.

OH, YEAH, THAT GUY'S COVERED IN SUIT. >> IS THIS WHAT ME THE SHOW IS?

SUIT. >> IS THIS WHAT ME THE SHOW IS? >> LEMME MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE.

>> IS THIS WHAT ME THE SHOW IS? >> LEMME MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE. >> WHEN WE WERE PROMOTING

>> LEMME MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE. >> WHEN WE WERE PROMOTING "TACOMA FD" SEASON ONE, THE

>> WHEN WE WERE PROMOTING "TACOMA FD" SEASON ONE, THE THREE OF US WENT TO THE NHL

"TACOMA FD" SEASON ONE, THE THREE OF US WENT TO THE NHL NETWORK TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH

THREE OF US WENT TO THE NHL NETWORK TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH THEM.

NETWORK TO DO AN INTERVIEW WITH THEM. [LAUGHTER]

THEM. [LAUGHTER] THE MOST --

[LAUGHTER] THE MOST -- >> GOOD NIGHT!

THE MOST -- >> GOOD NIGHT! I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW.

>> GOOD NIGHT! I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW. I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW.

I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW. I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW. >> HE SAID LISTEN.

I DON'T LIKE THIS SHOW. >> HE SAID LISTEN. THIS IS GREAT.

>> HE SAID LISTEN. THIS IS GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU DO A SHOUTOUT.

THIS IS GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU DO A SHOUTOUT. YOU LIKE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,

WHY DON'T YOU DO A SHOUTOUT. YOU LIKE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF, WHY DON'T WE DO A SHOUTOUT FOR

YOU LIKE THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF, WHY DON'T WE DO A SHOUTOUT FOR THE JUMBOTRON, DO GO, LEAFS, GO,

WHY DON'T WE DO A SHOUTOUT FOR THE JUMBOTRON, DO GO, LEAFS, GO, THEY'LL PLAY IT ON THE JUMBOTRON

THE JUMBOTRON, DO GO, LEAFS, GO, THEY'LL PLAY IT ON THE JUMBOTRON AT MAPLE LEAFS GARDEN.

THEY'LL PLAY IT ON THE JUMBOTRON AT MAPLE LEAFS GARDEN. YOU WERE LIKE A DEER IN

AT MAPLE LEAFS GARDEN. YOU WERE LIKE A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS AND BEGAN TO FREAK

YOU WERE LIKE A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS AND BEGAN TO FREAK OUT A LITTLE BIT.

HEADLIGHTS AND BEGAN TO FREAK OUT A LITTLE BIT. IT TOOK YOU 15 TIMES TO GET IT

OUT A LITTLE BIT. IT TOOK YOU 15 TIMES TO GET IT RIGHT.

IT TOOK YOU 15 TIMES TO GET IT RIGHT. YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S

RIGHT. YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S -- HOGAN TISSUE TACOMA --

YOU'RE LIKE, YEAH, IT'S -- IT'S -- HOGAN TISSUE TACOMA -- >> TO THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF,

-- HOGAN TISSUE TACOMA -- >> TO THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF, GABE HOGAN FROM TORONTO -- FROM

>> TO THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAF, GABE HOGAN FROM TORONTO -- FROM THE TORONTO --

GABE HOGAN FROM TORONTO -- FROM THE TORONTO -- >> ADORABLE HOW TONGUE TIED YOU

THE TORONTO -- >> ADORABLE HOW TONGUE TIED YOU GOT KNOWING YOU'D BE THON

>> ADORABLE HOW TONGUE TIED YOU GOT KNOWING YOU'D BE THON EJUMBOTRON AT MAPLE LEAFS

GOT KNOWING YOU'D BE THON EJUMBOTRON AT MAPLE LEAFS GARDEN.

EJUMBOTRON AT MAPLE LEAFS GARDEN. >> ONE OF THE THINGS YOU HAD TO

GARDEN. >> ONE OF THE THINGS YOU HAD TO DO IS ACT WITH A SNAKE HOW MUCH

>> ONE OF THE THINGS YOU HAD TO DO IS ACT WITH A SNAKE HOW MUCH WAS THAT?

DO IS ACT WITH A SNAKE HOW MUCH WAS THAT? >> TERRIFYING.

WAS THAT? >> TERRIFYING. I WAS HAPPY WHEN I SAW -- I KNOW

>> TERRIFYING. I WAS HAPPY WHEN I SAW -- I KNOW YOU GUYS ASSURED ME IT DIDN'T

I WAS HAPPY WHEN I SAW -- I KNOW YOU GUYS ASSURED ME IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT WAY BUT YOU

YOU GUYS ASSURED ME IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT WAY BUT YOU REMEMBER HOW SCARED I WAS.

COME OFF THAT WAY BUT YOU REMEMBER HOW SCARED I WAS. I WAS TERRIFIED, EH.

REMEMBER HOW SCARED I WAS. I WAS TERRIFIED, EH. I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS GOING

I WAS TERRIFIED, EH. I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS GOING TO CHOKE ME OUT, EH.

I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS GOING TO CHOKE ME OUT, EH. YOU GUYS WORKED WITH IT.

TO CHOKE ME OUT, EH. YOU GUYS WORKED WITH IT. I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS GOING TO

YOU GUYS WORKED WITH IT. I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS GOING TO BE ME GOING -- HEY, GUYS.

I THOUGHT THE POINT WAS GOING TO BE ME GOING -- HEY, GUYS. BUT TURNS OUT I'M A FANTASTIC

BE ME GOING -- HEY, GUYS. BUT TURNS OUT I'M A FANTASTIC ACTOR SO IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT

BUT TURNS OUT I'M A FANTASTIC ACTOR SO IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT WAY.

ACTOR SO IT DIDN'T COME OFF THAT WAY. >> WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D BE THE

WAY. >> WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D BE THE TOUGHER OF EVERYBODY AND THAT

>> WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D BE THE TOUGHER OF EVERYBODY AND THAT SNAKE, ONCE YOU GOT THAT SNAKE

TOUGHER OF EVERYBODY AND THAT SNAKE, ONCE YOU GOT THAT SNAKE ON YOU, I'M SPEAKING FROM

SNAKE, ONCE YOU GOT THAT SNAKE ON YOU, I'M SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE, IT FREAKS YOU OUT.

ON YOU, I'M SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE, IT FREAKS YOU OUT. YOU NOY KNOW, ONCE YOU GET THE

EXPERIENCE, IT FREAKS YOU OUT. YOU NOY KNOW, ONCE YOU GET THE SNICK ON YOU.

YOU NOY KNOW, ONCE YOU GET THE SNICK ON YOU. IT'S HEAVY, IT'S A MUSCLE, YOU

SNICK ON YOU. IT'S HEAVY, IT'S A MUSCLE, YOU CAN FEEL IT.

IT'S HEAVY, IT'S A MUSCLE, YOU CAN FEEL IT. >> IT'S INTENSE.

CAN FEEL IT. >> IT'S INTENSE. >> YOU CAN SEE THAT WHEN YOU GOT

>> IT'S INTENSE. >> YOU CAN SEE THAT WHEN YOU GOT IT.

>> YOU CAN SEE THAT WHEN YOU GOT IT. WE GOT SOME GOOD BLOOPERS OF YOU

IT. WE GOT SOME GOOD BLOOPERS OF YOU FOLKING OUT WITH THE -- BLOOPERS

WE GOT SOME GOOD BLOOPERS OF YOU FOLKING OUT WITH THE -- BLOOPERS OF YOU FREAKING OUT WITH THE

FOLKING OUT WITH THE -- BLOOPERS OF YOU FREAKING OUT WITH THE SNAKE.

OF YOU FREAKING OUT WITH THE SNAKE. >> IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TO PLAY

SNAKE. >> IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TO PLAY RIGHT NOW.

>> IT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TO PLAY RIGHT NOW. >> IS IT ABOUT TO KILL ME?

RIGHT NOW. >> IS IT ABOUT TO KILL ME? >> OF COURSE IT IS.

>> IS IT ABOUT TO KILL ME? >> OF COURSE IT IS. >> THE OTHER THING YOU DO IN

>> OF COURSE IT IS. >> THE OTHER THING YOU DO IN EPISODE TWO IS YOU DANCE A LOT.

>> THE OTHER THING YOU DO IN EPISODE TWO IS YOU DANCE A LOT. YOU DANCE WITH TEDRO, YOU MAKE

EPISODE TWO IS YOU DANCE A LOT. YOU DANCE WITH TEDRO, YOU MAKE SUCH A GREAT TEAM, WE HAD SCENES

YOU DANCE WITH TEDRO, YOU MAKE SUCH A GREAT TEAM, WE HAD SCENES WE HAD TO CUT IN ITS ENTIRETY

SUCH A GREAT TEAM, WE HAD SCENES WE HAD TO CUT IN ITS ENTIRETY BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD

WE HAD TO CUT IN ITS ENTIRETY BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD STUFF.

BECAUSE THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD STUFF. YOU GET OUT THERE, YOU DO THE

STUFF. YOU GET OUT THERE, YOU DO THE DANCING STUFF.

YOU GET OUT THERE, YOU DO THE DANCING STUFF. WE HAD YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST

DANCING STUFF. WE HAD YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST SEASON.

WE HAD YOU DO THAT IN THE FIRST SEASON. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THAT

SEASON. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THAT STRIP DANCING?

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL THAT STRIP DANCING? >> I THINK IT WAS IN THE WRITERS

STRIP DANCING? >> I THINK IT WAS IN THE WRITERS ROOM WHEN I CAME TO VISIT YOU

>> I THINK IT WAS IN THE WRITERS ROOM WHEN I CAME TO VISIT YOU GUYS AN I WAS LIKE WHAT'S GOING

ROOM WHEN I CAME TO VISIT YOU GUYS AN I WAS LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON IF THEN -- THIS SEASON, WHAT

GUYS AN I WAS LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON IF THEN -- THIS SEASON, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

ON IF THEN -- THIS SEASON, WHAT ARE WE DOING? I SAID AM I STRIPPING?

ARE WE DOING? I SAID AM I STRIPPING? IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY EXOTIC

I SAID AM I STRIPPING? IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY EXOTIC DANCING IN THIS SEASON OR

IS THERE GOING TO BE ANY EXOTIC DANCING IN THIS SEASON OR SOMETHING.

DANCING IN THIS SEASON OR SOMETHING. LEMME SAID NO, NO, NO.

SOMETHING. LEMME SAID NO, NO, NO. ONE OF THE WRITERS SAID AMERICA

LEMME SAID NO, NO, NO. ONE OF THE WRITERS SAID AMERICA DIDN'T RESPOND.

ONE OF THE WRITERS SAID AMERICA DIDN'T RESPOND. [LAUGHTER]

DIDN'T RESPOND. [LAUGHTER] THAT WAS FUN.

[LAUGHTER] THAT WAS FUN. HE'S SUCH A COOL GUY SO FUNNY.

THAT WAS FUN. HE'S SUCH A COOL GUY SO FUNNY. THE BASEBALL FIGHT, ALL THAT

HE'S SUCH A COOL GUY SO FUNNY. THE BASEBALL FIGHT, ALL THAT SORT OF STUFF.

THE BASEBALL FIGHT, ALL THAT SORT OF STUFF. YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LETTING US

SORT OF STUFF. YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LETTING US RIFF IN THE VAN.

YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS LETTING US RIFF IN THE VAN. >> IN THE FIRST SEASON WHEN YOU

RIFF IN THE VAN. >> IN THE FIRST SEASON WHEN YOU HAD TO DANCE AND LEMME DIRECTED

>> IN THE FIRST SEASON WHEN YOU HAD TO DANCE AND LEMME DIRECTED THAT EPISODE WHEN YOU DANCED IN

HAD TO DANCE AND LEMME DIRECTED THAT EPISODE WHEN YOU DANCED IN THE FIRST SEASON.

THAT EPISODE WHEN YOU DANCED IN THE FIRST SEASON. DID YOU GUYS WORK TOGETHER ON

THE FIRST SEASON. DID YOU GUYS WORK TOGETHER ON THE MOVES?

DID YOU GUYS WORK TOGETHER ON THE MOVES? OR HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE

THE MOVES? OR HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE MOVES.

OR HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THE MOVES. >> WE DID.

MOVES. >> WE DID. HE SENT ME A BUFPBLG OF STUFF.

>> WE DID. HE SENT ME A BUFPBLG OF STUFF. SOME LIKE, MAGIC MIKE CLIPS AND

HE SENT ME A BUFPBLG OF STUFF. SOME LIKE, MAGIC MIKE CLIPS AND STUFF.

SOME LIKE, MAGIC MIKE CLIPS AND STUFF. SOME IDEAS.

STUFF. SOME IDEAS. I'M LIKE [BEEP] IS THIS WHAT YOU

SOME IDEAS. I'M LIKE [BEEP] IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO IN FOUR DAYS?

I'M LIKE [BEEP] IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO IN FOUR DAYS? >> I THINK IN THIS SEASON, EVEN

WANT ME TO DO IN FOUR DAYS? >> I THINK IN THIS SEASON, EVEN WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING, THERE WAS

>> I THINK IN THIS SEASON, EVEN WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING, THERE WAS A LOT OF HEY, WHAT MOVES DO YOU

WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING, THERE WAS A LOT OF HEY, WHAT MOVES DO YOU GUYS KNOW?

A LOT OF HEY, WHAT MOVES DO YOU GUYS KNOW? YOU WERE PUTTING MOVES TOGETHER

GUYS KNOW? YOU WERE PUTTING MOVES TOGETHER YOURSELVES ON THE SPOT.

YOU WERE PUTTING MOVES TOGETHER YOURSELVES ON THE SPOT. TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME FUNNY

YOURSELVES ON THE SPOT. TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME FUNNY THINGS TO DO.

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT SOME FUNNY THINGS TO DO. >> THAT WAS DONE ON THE FLOOR

THINGS TO DO. >> THAT WAS DONE ON THE FLOOR LITERALLY.

>> THAT WAS DONE ON THE FLOOR LITERALLY. I DON'T THINK WE KNEW EXACTLY

LITERALLY. I DON'T THINK WE KNEW EXACTLY HOW MUCH OF THAT WE WERE GOING

I DON'T THINK WE KNEW EXACTLY HOW MUCH OF THAT WE WERE GOING TO USE OR WHAT WE WERE GOING TO

HOW MUCH OF THAT WE WERE GOING TO USE OR WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO WE GOT OUT THERE.

TO USE OR WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO WE GOT OUT THERE. I I REMEMBER LEM FLEW IN 10

DO WE GOT OUT THERE. I I REMEMBER LEM FLEW IN 10 MINUTES INTO IT WITH THE SHADES

I I REMEMBER LEM FLEW IN 10 MINUTES INTO IT WITH THE SHADES ON GOING, DOING THIS, DOING

MINUTES INTO IT WITH THE SHADES ON GOING, DOING THIS, DOING THIS.

ON GOING, DOING THIS, DOING THIS. WE'RE ALL SORT OF TRYING TO --

THIS. WE'RE ALL SORT OF TRYING TO -- >> NOW THAT WE HAVE EVERY

WE'RE ALL SORT OF TRYING TO -- >> NOW THAT WE HAVE EVERY SEASON, ARE YOU CONCERNED THAT

>> NOW THAT WE HAVE EVERY SEASON, ARE YOU CONCERNED THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP --

SEASON, ARE YOU CONCERNED THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP -- AS LONG AS THE SHOW GOES YOU

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO KEEP -- AS LONG AS THE SHOW GOES YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH NEW EXOTIC

AS LONG AS THE SHOW GOES YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH NEW EXOTIC DANCING MOVES?

HAVE TO COME UP WITH NEW EXOTIC DANCING MOVES? >> ALWAYS.

DANCING MOVES? >> ALWAYS. BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT AMERICA IS

>> ALWAYS. BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT AMERICA IS RESPONDING TO IT.

BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT AMERICA IS RESPONDING TO IT. I DON'T KNOW THAT WE NEED TO

RESPONDING TO IT. I DON'T KNOW THAT WE NEED TO KEEP DOING THAT.

I DON'T KNOW THAT WE NEED TO KEEP DOING THAT. >> UP IN CANADA, UP IN CANADA

KEEP DOING THAT. >> UP IN CANADA, UP IN CANADA THEY LIKE THAT, EH.

>> UP IN CANADA, UP IN CANADA THEY LIKE THAT, EH. >> THANS FOR IN-- THANKS FOR

THEY LIKE THAT, EH. >> THANS FOR IN-- THANKS FOR JOINING US.

>> THANS FOR IN-- THANKS FOR JOINING US. STAY SAFE OUT THERE.

JOINING US. STAY SAFE OUT THERE. I THINK NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE YOU

STAY SAFE OUT THERE. I THINK NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE YOU ALSO HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF.

I THINK NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE YOU ALSO HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF. I THINK EVERYONE WILL BE

ALSO HAVE SOME GREAT STUFF. I THINK EVERYONE WILL BE PSYCHED.

I THINK EVERYONE WILL BE PSYCHED. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE GIN

PSYCHED. WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE GIN JOINED BY CAPTAIN POLONSKY

WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL BE GIN JOINED BY CAPTAIN POLONSKY HIMSELF, JAY MI

JOINED BY CAPTAIN POLONSKY HIMSELF, JAY MI SNOLTE ♪ -- ♪

>> WELCOME BACK. WE ARE HERE WITH OUR SPECIAL GUEST, JAMIE KALER WHO PLAYS

WE ARE HERE WITH OUR SPECIAL GUEST, JAMIE KALER WHO PLAYS CAPTAIN POLONSKY OF THE TACOMA

GUEST, JAMIE KALER WHO PLAYS CAPTAIN POLONSKY OF THE TACOMA POLICE DEPARTMENT.

CAPTAIN POLONSKY OF THE TACOMA POLICE DEPARTMENT. >> BLUE LIVES MATTER,IC IT'S A

POLICE DEPARTMENT. >> BLUE LIVES MATTER,IC IT'S A WHOLE ALLEGORY THROUGH HIS

>> BLUE LIVES MATTER,IC IT'S A WHOLE ALLEGORY THROUGH HIS STORY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST FODDER

WHOLE ALLEGORY THROUGH HIS STORY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST FODDER ON THE SIDE.

STORY, YOU GUYS ARE JUST FODDER ON THE SIDE. >> IT'S WEIRD, YOU'RE SO

ON THE SIDE. >> IT'S WEIRD, YOU'RE SO DOMINANT IN THE FIRST TWO

>> IT'S WEIRD, YOU'RE SO DOMINANT IN THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF THE SEASON, PEOPLE

DOMINANT IN THE FIRST TWO EPISODES OF THE SEASON, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK YOU'RE IN THE

EPISODES OF THE SEASON, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK YOU'RE IN THE REST OF THE SEASON.

ARE GOING TO THINK YOU'RE IN THE REST OF THE SEASON. >> YEAH.

REST OF THE SEASON. >> YEAH. >> KEVIN SAYS, YOU'RE DOMINANT

>> YEAH. >> KEVIN SAYS, YOU'RE DOMINANT IN THESE EPISODES, HOW DOES IT

>> KEVIN SAYS, YOU'RE DOMINANT IN THESE EPISODES, HOW DOES IT FEEL, BASICALLY, TO BE EDDIE

IN THESE EPISODES, HOW DOES IT FEEL, BASICALLY, TO BE EDDIE PENISI'S PUNCHING BAG?

FEEL, BASICALLY, TO BE EDDIE PENISI'S PUNCHING BAG? LIKE IN EPISODE NINE OF LAST

PENISI'S PUNCHING BAG? LIKE IN EPISODE NINE OF LAST YEAR, I'M SLEEPING WITH YOUR

LIKE IN EPISODE NINE OF LAST YEAR, I'M SLEEPING WITH YOUR ESTRANGED WIFE.

YEAR, I'M SLEEPING WITH YOUR ESTRANGED WIFE. THEN WE HAVE A BOXING MATCH.

ESTRANGED WIFE. THEN WE HAVE A BOXING MATCH. ULTIMATELY I WIND UP NOT

THEN WE HAVE A BOXING MATCH. ULTIMATELY I WIND UP NOT FIGHTING AND YOU KICK THE CRAP

ULTIMATELY I WIND UP NOT FIGHTING AND YOU KICK THE CRAP OUT OF TERRY MCCONKY.

FIGHTING AND YOU KICK THE CRAP OUT OF TERRY MCCONKY. THEN I SHOW UP AT THE STATION

OUT OF TERRY MCCONKY. THEN I SHOW UP AT THE STATION WEARING YOUR UNDERWEAR.

THEN I SHOW UP AT THE STATION WEARING YOUR UNDERWEAR. >> I JUST CRAPPED IN MY

WEARING YOUR UNDERWEAR. >> I JUST CRAPPED IN MY UNDERPANTS, GOOD THING I'M

>> I JUST CRAPPED IN MY UNDERPANTS, GOOD THING I'M WEARING YOURS.

UNDERPANTS, GOOD THING I'M WEARING YOURS. >> IT'S STILL MY FAVORITE JOKE

WEARING YOURS. >> IT'S STILL MY FAVORITE JOKE IN ANY SHOW I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.

>> IT'S STILL MY FAVORITE JOKE IN ANY SHOW I HAVE EVER BEEN IN. IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

IN ANY SHOW I HAVE EVER BEEN IN. IT'S PRETTY GREAT. >> FANTASTIC, FANTASTIC.

IT'S PRETTY GREAT. >> FANTASTIC, FANTASTIC. IN EPISODE ONE THIS YEAR YOU

>> FANTASTIC, FANTASTIC. IN EPISODE ONE THIS YEAR YOU SHOW UP, TURNS OUT IT'S YOUR

IN EPISODE ONE THIS YEAR YOU SHOW UP, TURNS OUT IT'S YOUR BABY, AND I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN

SHOW UP, TURNS OUT IT'S YOUR BABY, AND I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN HAVING SEX ACROSS YOUR SON'S

BABY, AND I TELL YOU I'VE BEEN HAVING SEX ACROSS YOUR SON'S SKULL FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS.

HAVING SEX ACROSS YOUR SON'S SKULL FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS. >> GREAT LOOKING KID.

SKULL FOR THE PAST NINE MONTHS. >> GREAT LOOKING KID. HONESTLY, SURPRISED THAT CHILD

>> GREAT LOOKING KID. HONESTLY, SURPRISED THAT CHILD HASN'T BEEN SCOOPED UP TO BE THE

HONESTLY, SURPRISED THAT CHILD HASN'T BEEN SCOOPED UP TO BE THE NEW GERBER BABY, OR ON A BOX OF

HASN'T BEEN SCOOPED UP TO BE THE NEW GERBER BABY, OR ON A BOX OF PAMPERS.

NEW GERBER BABY, OR ON A BOX OF PAMPERS. SERIOUSLY, GOOD LOOKING.

PAMPERS. SERIOUSLY, GOOD LOOKING. CHILD.

SERIOUSLY, GOOD LOOKING. CHILD. WHAT'S ODD IS THAT, YOU GUYS

CHILD. WHAT'S ODD IS THAT, YOU GUYS EVEN TOLD ME WHEN I FIRST TALKED

WHAT'S ODD IS THAT, YOU GUYS EVEN TOLD ME WHEN I FIRST TALKED ABOUT DING THE PART THEY WERE

EVEN TOLD ME WHEN I FIRST TALKED ABOUT DING THE PART THEY WERE LIKE WE WANTED THE IVISH --

ABOUT DING THE PART THEY WERE LIKE WE WANTED THE IVISH -- IRISH GUY WITH THE BIGGEST SKULL

LIKE WE WANTED THE IVISH -- IRISH GUY WITH THE BIGGEST SKULL WE CAN FIND.

IRISH GUY WITH THE BIGGEST SKULL WE CAN FIND. I'M LINE, THANKFULLY MY GIANT,

WE CAN FIND. I'M LINE, THANKFULLY MY GIANT, ENORMOUS SKULL HAS HELPED ME IN

I'M LINE, THANKFULLY MY GIANT, ENORMOUS SKULL HAS HELPED ME IN MY CAREER TIMELY.

ENORMOUS SKULL HAS HELPED ME IN MY CAREER TIMELY. FOR YOU TO TRY TO WRAP MY GIANT

MY CAREER TIMELY. FOR YOU TO TRY TO WRAP MY GIANT HEAD, FACE ON TO A BABY'S SMALL,

FOR YOU TO TRY TO WRAP MY GIANT HEAD, FACE ON TO A BABY'S SMALL, MINOR HEAD THAT SHOULD BE A

HEAD, FACE ON TO A BABY'S SMALL, MINOR HEAD THAT SHOULD BE A TECHNICAL EMMY FOR WHOEVER WAS

MINOR HEAD THAT SHOULD BE A TECHNICAL EMMY FOR WHOEVER WAS ABLE TO DO THE SPECIAL EFFECTS.

TECHNICAL EMMY FOR WHOEVER WAS ABLE TO DO THE SPECIAL EFFECTS. >> I SAW VIDEO OF YOU ON

ABLE TO DO THE SPECIAL EFFECTS. >> I SAW VIDEO OF YOU ON INSTAGRAM JUMP ROPING YOU SAID,

>> I SAW VIDEO OF YOU ON INSTAGRAM JUMP ROPING YOU SAID, YOU TELL THE STORY ON INSTAGRAM

INSTAGRAM JUMP ROPING YOU SAID, YOU TELL THE STORY ON INSTAGRAM ABOUT HOW YOU ALWAYS LISTED JUMP

YOU TELL THE STORY ON INSTAGRAM ABOUT HOW YOU ALWAYS LISTED JUMP ROPING ON YOUR RESUME AS A

ABOUT HOW YOU ALWAYS LISTED JUMP ROPING ON YOUR RESUME AS A SPECIAL SKILL AND NEVER ACTUALLY

ROPING ON YOUR RESUME AS A SPECIAL SKILL AND NEVER ACTUALLY USED IT UNTIL "TACOMA FD"

SPECIAL SKILL AND NEVER ACTUALLY USED IT UNTIL "TACOMA FD" EPISODE 9.

USED IT UNTIL "TACOMA FD" EPISODE 9. I ALSO HAD COMPETITIVE JUMP

EPISODE 9. I ALSO HAD COMPETITIVE JUMP ROPING ON MY RESUME.

I ALSO HAD COMPETITIVE JUMP ROPING ON MY RESUME. >> DID YOU REALLY?

ROPING ON MY RESUME. >> DID YOU REALLY? CAN YOU JUMP ROPE THOUGH?

>> DID YOU REALLY? CAN YOU JUMP ROPE THOUGH? >> I CAN.

CAN YOU JUMP ROPE THOUGH? >> I CAN. I JUMP ROPED TODAY.

>> I CAN. I JUMP ROPED TODAY. I DID SIX MINUTES OF JUMP ROPE

I JUMP ROPED TODAY. I DID SIX MINUTES OF JUMP ROPE TODAY.

I DID SIX MINUTES OF JUMP ROPE TODAY. IT'S HARD.

TODAY. IT'S HARD. >> DUDE, THE DAY WE SHOT AND WE

IT'S HARD. >> DUDE, THE DAY WE SHOT AND WE DID THE WHOLE BOXING THING WHICH

>> DUDE, THE DAY WE SHOT AND WE DID THE WHOLE BOXING THING WHICH WAS SO MUCH FUN, I SAID I CAN

DID THE WHOLE BOXING THING WHICH WAS SO MUCH FUN, I SAID I CAN JUMP ROPE.

WAS SO MUCH FUN, I SAID I CAN JUMP ROPE. WE JUMPED ROPE THAT DAY AFTER WE

JUMP ROPE. WE JUMPED ROPE THAT DAY AFTER WE SHOT I COULDN'T DRIVE HOME.

WE JUMPED ROPE THAT DAY AFTER WE SHOT I COULDN'T DRIVE HOME. I SAT IN MY CAR IN YOUR PARKING

SHOT I COULDN'T DRIVE HOME. I SAT IN MY CAR IN YOUR PARKING LOT AND THREW UP.

I SAT IN MY CAR IN YOUR PARKING LOT AND THREW UP. >> YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THIS

LOT AND THREW UP. >> YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THIS HEAVY BAG.

>> YOU'VE BEEN HITTING THIS HEAVY BAG. >> YEAH.

HEAVY BAG. >> YEAH. >> YOU WERE GETTING WORN OUT.

>> YEAH. >> YOU WERE GETTING WORN OUT. >> IT WAS GRUESOME.

>> YOU WERE GETTING WORN OUT. >> IT WAS GRUESOME. THAT WAS THE HARDEST DAY I'VE

>> IT WAS GRUESOME. THAT WAS THE HARDEST DAY I'VE EVER SHOT.

THAT WAS THE HARDEST DAY I'VE EVER SHOT. >> WE HAVE ALL THAT FOOTAGE, I

EVER SHOT. >> WE HAVE ALL THAT FOOTAGE, I BET IT'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW.

>> WE HAVE ALL THAT FOOTAGE, I BET IT'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW. KALER, EVERYBODY WATCHED EPISODE

BET IT'S PLAYING RIGHT NOW. KALER, EVERYBODY WATCHED EPISODE 202, I THOUGHT WE'D SHOW OFF

KALER, EVERYBODY WATCHED EPISODE 202, I THOUGHT WE'D SHOW OFF YOUR SOFTBALL SKILL BUS WE

202, I THOUGHT WE'D SHOW OFF YOUR SOFTBALL SKILL BUS WE BASICALLY HAD YOU ROLL AROUND IN

YOUR SOFTBALL SKILL BUS WE BASICALLY HAD YOU ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT ALL DAY LONG.

BASICALLY HAD YOU ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT ALL DAY LONG. >> IT'S NONE PHI -- FUNNY TO ME,

THE DIRT ALL DAY LONG. >> IT'S NONE PHI -- FUNNY TO ME, I WHEN I DO THE SHOW, I FEEL

>> IT'S NONE PHI -- FUNNY TO ME, I WHEN I DO THE SHOW, I FEEL LIKE THE WRITERS ROOM IS LIKE,

I WHEN I DO THE SHOW, I FEEL LIKE THE WRITERS ROOM IS LIKE, CALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE --

LIKE THE WRITERS ROOM IS LIKE, CALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE -- KALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE

CALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE -- KALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE TORTURE THIS DUDE?

KALER IS BACK, HOW CAN WE TORTURE THIS DUDE? WHAT KIND OF PHYSICAL PAIN CAN

TORTURE THIS DUDE? WHAT KIND OF PHYSICAL PAIN CAN WE PUT HIM THROUGH?

WHAT KIND OF PHYSICAL PAIN CAN WE PUT HIM THROUGH? EVERY EPISODE.

WE PUT HIM THROUGH? EVERY EPISODE. IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD.

EVERY EPISODE. IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD. >> THEN I KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A

IT MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD. >> THEN I KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A SUCKER PUNCHWHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR

>> THEN I KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A SUCKER PUNCHWHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES.

SUCKER PUNCHWHILE YOU'RE ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES. >> WE HAD A BROKEN LIZ SARD

HANDS AND KNEES. >> WE HAD A BROKEN LIZ SARD SOFTBALL TEAM FOR MANY YEARS.

>> WE HAD A BROKEN LIZ SARD SOFTBALL TEAM FOR MANY YEARS. WE WERE CHAMPS.

SOFTBALL TEAM FOR MANY YEARS. WE WERE CHAMPS. LEMME HAS A TROPHY.

WE WERE CHAMPS. LEMME HAS A TROPHY. >> GRAMMAR SCHOOL LEAGUE?

LEMME HAS A TROPHY. >> GRAMMAR SCHOOL LEAGUE? >> MUNICIPAL SOFTBALL LEAGUE IN

>> GRAMMAR SCHOOL LEAGUE? >> MUNICIPAL SOFTBALL LEAGUE IN LOS ANGELES.

>> MUNICIPAL SOFTBALL LEAGUE IN LOS ANGELES. COUPLE OF TROPHIES.

LOS ANGELES. COUPLE OF TROPHIES. >> I LOVE HE SAVES THOSE.

COUPLE OF TROPHIES. >> I LOVE HE SAVES THOSE. SHOWS THOSE OFF.

>> I LOVE HE SAVES THOSE. SHOWS THOSE OFF. >> I'M NOT DONE.

SHOWS THOSE OFF. >> I'M NOT DONE. [LAUGHTER]

>> I'M NOT DONE. [LAUGHTER] I'M TOM BRADY.

[LAUGHTER] I'M TOM BRADY. >> SOLID GOLD.

I'M TOM BRADY. >> SOLID GOLD. >> BROKEN LIZARD TEAM.

>> SOLID GOLD. >> BROKEN LIZARD TEAM. >> WE WERE PLAYING A TEAM, THERE

>> BROKEN LIZARD TEAM. >> WE WERE PLAYING A TEAM, THERE WAS A GUY, HE GOT A HIT, SLID

>> WE WERE PLAYING A TEAM, THERE WAS A GUY, HE GOT A HIT, SLID INTO SECOND BASE, DISLOCATED HIS

WAS A GUY, HE GOT A HIT, SLID INTO SECOND BASE, DISLOCATED HIS ELBOW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

INTO SECOND BASE, DISLOCATED HIS ELBOW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AND HE JUST STARTED SCREAMING.

ELBOW OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. AND HE JUST STARTED SCREAMING. JUST THIS HIGH-PITCHED,

AND HE JUST STARTED SCREAMING. JUST THIS HIGH-PITCHED, UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAM.

JUST THIS HIGH-PITCHED, UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAM. AND WE WERE LIKE OH MY GOD, OH

UNCOMFORTABLE SCREAM. AND WE WERE LIKE OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD.

AND WE WERE LIKE OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. WE EXPECTED ALL HIS FRIENDS TO

MY GOD. WE EXPECTED ALL HIS FRIENDS TO COME RUSHING OUT AN HELP HIM.

WE EXPECTED ALL HIS FRIENDS TO COME RUSHING OUT AN HELP HIM. NOBODY MOVED.

COME RUSHING OUT AN HELP HIM. NOBODY MOVED. EVERYONE JUST STAYED IN THE

NOBODY MOVED. EVERYONE JUST STAYED IN THE DUGOUT.

EVERYONE JUST STAYED IN THE DUGOUT. WE WERE LOOKING AT HIS FRIENDS

DUGOUT. WE WERE LOOKING AT HIS FRIENDS AND WE'RE LIKE IF YOU'RE NOT

WE WERE LOOKING AT HIS FRIENDS AND WE'RE LIKE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP HIM, WE'RE NOT

AND WE'RE LIKE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP HIM, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HELP HIM.

GOING TO HELP HIM, WE'RE NOT GOING TO HELP HIM. >> COME ON.

GOING TO HELP HIM. >> COME ON. >> YOU'RE FIRST RESPONDERS TOO.

>> COME ON. >> YOU'RE FIRST RESPONDERS TOO. RESPOND.

>> YOU'RE FIRST RESPONDERS TOO. RESPOND. >> AND THEY NEVER MOVED.

RESPOND. >> AND THEY NEVER MOVED. FINALLY WE WENT OUT AND HELPED

>> AND THEY NEVER MOVED. FINALLY WE WENT OUT AND HELPED THE GUY, HE WAS SCREAMING AN

FINALLY WE WENT OUT AND HELPED THE GUY, HE WAS SCREAMING AN SCREAMING.

THE GUY, HE WAS SCREAMING AN SCREAMING. WE THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD

SCREAMING. WE THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD SITUATION THAT YOUR OWN

WE THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD SITUATION THAT YOUR OWN TEAMMATES DON'T GO AND HELP YOU

SITUATION THAT YOUR OWN TEAMMATES DON'T GO AND HELP YOU AND JUST LEAVE YOU SCREAMING ON

TEAMMATES DON'T GO AND HELP YOU AND JUST LEAVE YOU SCREAMING ON THE FIELD.

AND JUST LEAVE YOU SCREAMING ON THE FIELD. THAT'S WHY WE WANTED TO DO THE

THE FIELD. THAT'S WHY WE WANTED TO DO THE HIGH PITCHED SCREAM FOR YOU.

THAT'S WHY WE WANTED TO DO THE HIGH PITCHED SCREAM FOR YOU. >> WE HELPED HIM AFTER WE SCORED

HIGH PITCHED SCREAM FOR YOU. >> WE HELPED HIM AFTER WE SCORED ALL OUR RUNS.

>> WE HELPED HIM AFTER WE SCORED ALL OUR RUNS. >> OF COURSE.

ALL OUR RUNS. >> OF COURSE. OF COURSE YOU DID.

>> OF COURSE. OF COURSE YOU DID. I REMEMBER DOING A.D.R. FOR THAT

OF COURSE YOU DID. I REMEMBER DOING A.D.R. FOR THAT EPISODE, IT WAS HILARIOUS, YOU

I REMEMBER DOING A.D.R. FOR THAT EPISODE, IT WAS HILARIOUS, YOU GUYS WERE LIKE SCREAM AS HIGH

EPISODE, IT WAS HILARIOUS, YOU GUYS WERE LIKE SCREAM AS HIGH PITCHED AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG

GUYS WERE LIKE SCREAM AS HIGH PITCHED AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN.

PITCHED AS YOU CAN FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN. >> KALER, HOW ARE YOUR STEEL

AS YOU CAN. >> KALER, HOW ARE YOUR STEEL DRUM SKILLS IN REAL LIFE?

>> KALER, HOW ARE YOUR STEEL DRUM SKILLS IN REAL LIFE? >> I WATCHED A BUDDY RICH VIDEO

DRUM SKILLS IN REAL LIFE? >> I WATCHED A BUDDY RICH VIDEO OR TWO, TEARING IT UP.

>> I WATCHED A BUDDY RICH VIDEO OR TWO, TEARING IT UP. IT WAS FUNNY, WHEN WE SHOT IT, I

OR TWO, TEARING IT UP. IT WAS FUNNY, WHEN WE SHOT IT, I WAS LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE.

IT WAS FUNNY, WHEN WE SHOT IT, I WAS LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE. I COULDN'T KEEP A RHYTHM.

WAS LIKE, THIS IS TERRIBLE. I COULDN'T KEEP A RHYTHM. AND THEN I SAW THE CUT AND I WAS

I COULDN'T KEEP A RHYTHM. AND THEN I SAW THE CUT AND I WAS LIKE OH, THEY FOUND THE COUPLE

AND THEN I SAW THE CUT AND I WAS LIKE OH, THEY FOUND THE COUPLE OF CLIPS HERE AND THERE WHERE

LIKE OH, THEY FOUND THE COUPLE OF CLIPS HERE AND THERE WHERE THEY WERE LIKE, I THINK HE MIGHT

OF CLIPS HERE AND THERE WHERE THEY WERE LIKE, I THINK HE MIGHT BE IN RHYTHM OF THIS ONE.

THEY WERE LIKE, I THINK HE MIGHT BE IN RHYTHM OF THIS ONE. >> BEAUTY OF EDITING.

BE IN RHYTHM OF THIS ONE. >> BEAUTY OF EDITING. MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.

>> BEAUTY OF EDITING. MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. THE WHOLE SCENE WITH MARCUS WHEN

MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD. THE WHOLE SCENE WITH MARCUS WHEN HE HAS THE YUKE LELIE, I LOVE

THE WHOLE SCENE WITH MARCUS WHEN HE HAS THE YUKE LELIE, I LOVE IT.

HE HAS THE YUKE LELIE, I LOVE IT. >> YOU ALSO PLAY A GREAT

IT. >> YOU ALSO PLAY A GREAT ASSHOLE.

>> YOU ALSO PLAY A GREAT ASSHOLE. I HAVE TO SAY.

ASSHOLE. I HAVE TO SAY. >> IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'VE

I HAVE TO SAY. >> IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'VE EVER WORKED.

>> IT'S THE ONLY REASON I'VE EVER WORKED. ANY TIME I DO WORK, PEOPLE ARE

EVER WORKED. ANY TIME I DO WORK, PEOPLE ARE LIKE YOU'RE NOT ACTING.

ANY TIME I DO WORK, PEOPLE ARE LIKE YOU'RE NOT ACTING. YOU'RE BEING YOURSELF.

LIKE YOU'RE NOT ACTING. YOU'RE BEING YOURSELF. I GO, YEAH, THAT'S WHEN THEY

YOU'RE BEING YOURSELF. I GO, YEAH, THAT'S WHEN THEY YELL ACTION I'M JUST A DICK AND

I GO, YEAH, THAT'S WHEN THEY YELL ACTION I'M JUST A DICK AND MOVE ON FROM THERE.

YELL ACTION I'M JUST A DICK AND MOVE ON FROM THERE. IT'S SIMPLE.

MOVE ON FROM THERE. IT'S SIMPLE. >> KALER, THANK YOU FOR JOINING

IT'S SIMPLE. >> KALER, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.

>> KALER, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE. WHEN WE COME BACK, KEVIN AND I

US, IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE. WHEN WE COME BACK, KEVIN AND I DISCUSS OUR WONDERFUL DUET YOU

WHEN WE COME BACK, KEVIN AND I DISCUSS OUR WONDERFUL DUET YOU HEARD AT THE END OF EPISODE TWO,

DISCUSS OUR WONDERFUL DUET YOU HEARD AT THE END OF EPISODE TWO, "FIRE IN SEX TOWN."

HEARD AT THE END OF EPISODE TWO, "FIRE IN SEX TOWN." BE R

♪ >> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. BEFORE WE GO, WE WANT TO TALK A

>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. BEFORE WE GO, WE WANT TO TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MUSE NICK

BEFORE WE GO, WE WANT TO TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MUSE NICK EPISODE 202.

LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE MUSE NICK EPISODE 202. A LOT OF GREAT MUSIC IN THERE.

EPISODE 202. A LOT OF GREAT MUSIC IN THERE. A LOT OF DIFFERENT GENRE.

A LOT OF GREAT MUSIC IN THERE. A LOT OF DIFFERENT GENRE. OUR COMPOSER IS JASON AKANA, HE

A LOT OF DIFFERENT GENRE. OUR COMPOSER IS JASON AKANA, HE DID SOME ACTION MUSIC, SOME

OUR COMPOSER IS JASON AKANA, HE DID SOME ACTION MUSIC, SOME 1980'S ROM-COM, SOME CALYPSO

DID SOME ACTION MUSIC, SOME 1980'S ROM-COM, SOME CALYPSO MUSIC, SOME DANCE MUSIC.

1980'S ROM-COM, SOME CALYPSO MUSIC, SOME DANCE MUSIC. ONE OF HE FUN THINGS WE GOT DO

MUSIC, SOME DANCE MUSIC. ONE OF HE FUN THINGS WE GOT DO DO WAS THE SIMPLE MINDS SONG,

ONE OF HE FUN THINGS WE GOT DO DO WAS THE SIMPLE MINDS SONG, "DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME."

DO WAS THE SIMPLE MINDS SONG, "DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME." WE ENVISIONED THIS "BREAKFAST

"DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME." WE ENVISIONED THIS "BREAKFAST CLUB" MONTAGE-Y THING AT THE END

WE ENVISIONED THIS "BREAKFAST CLUB" MONTAGE-Y THING AT THE END AND REALIZED THE SONG WAS TOO

CLUB" MONTAGE-Y THING AT THE END AND REALIZED THE SONG WAS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR US TO DO.

AND REALIZED THE SONG WAS TOO EXPENSIVE FOR US TO DO. ALL WE COULD DO WAS BUY HALF HE

EXPENSIVE FOR US TO DO. ALL WE COULD DO WAS BUY HALF HE RIGHTS AROUND FIGURED SOMEBODY

ALL WE COULD DO WAS BUY HALF HE RIGHTS AROUND FIGURED SOMEBODY HAS TO SING THE SONG.

RIGHTS AROUND FIGURED SOMEBODY HAS TO SING THE SONG. THEN WE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

HAS TO SING THE SONG. THEN WE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? HOW ABOUT LEMME AND I SING THE

THEN WE THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? HOW ABOUT LEMME AND I SING THE SONG.

HOW ABOUT LEMME AND I SING THE SONG. WHY NOT?

SONG. WHY NOT? SO IT'S A LITTLE EASTER EGG IN

WHY NOT? SO IT'S A LITTLE EASTER EGG IN THE EPISODE, IT'S BEING SUNG BY

SO IT'S A LITTLE EASTER EGG IN THE EPISODE, IT'S BEING SUNG BY THE TWO OF US.

THE EPISODE, IT'S BEING SUNG BY THE TWO OF US. >> WE WENT TO JASON'S RECORDING

THE TWO OF US. >> WE WENT TO JASON'S RECORDING STUDIO ONE NIGHT AFTER EDITING

>> WE WENT TO JASON'S RECORDING STUDIO ONE NIGHT AFTER EDITING AND WE LAID DOWN A TRACK IN THE

STUDIO ONE NIGHT AFTER EDITING AND WE LAID DOWN A TRACK IN THE STUDIO.

AND WE LAID DOWN A TRACK IN THE STUDIO. >> WE HAD A GREAT TIME.

STUDIO. >> WE HAD A GREAT TIME. FUN TO SING THAT SONG TOGETHER.

>> WE HAD A GREAT TIME. FUN TO SING THAT SONG TOGETHER. >> IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE

FUN TO SING THAT SONG TOGETHER. >> IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS WE HAVE EVER GOT TON DO.

>> IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS WE HAVE EVER GOT TON DO. >> THAT'S THE JOY ABOUT MAKING

THINGS WE HAVE EVER GOT TON DO. >> THAT'S THE JOY ABOUT MAKING THIS SHE.

>> THAT'S THE JOY ABOUT MAKING THIS SHE. -- THIS SHOW.

THIS SHE. -- THIS SHOW. YOU FIGURE THERE'S THINGS YOU

-- THIS SHOW. YOU FIGURE THERE'S THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY AND WE GET AN

YOU FIGURE THERE'S THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY AND WE GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO.

WANT TO TRY AND WE GET AN OPPORTUNITY TO. ALL IN OUR SIMPLE MINDS.

OPPORTUNITY TO. ALL IN OUR SIMPLE MINDS. THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO.

ALL IN OUR SIMPLE MINDS. THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO. NEXT WEEK, EPISODE 203, CALLED

THAT'S WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO. NEXT WEEK, EPISODE 203, CALLED WHODUNIT?

NEXT WEEK, EPISODE 203, CALLED WHODUNIT? THERE'S A MYSTERY IN THE FIRE

WHODUNIT? THERE'S A MYSTERY IN THE FIRE STATION WE NEED TO SOLVE.

THERE'S A MYSTERY IN THE FIRE STATION WE NEED TO SOLVE. THAT WILL BE A GOOD ONE.

STATION WE NEED TO SOLVE. THAT WILL BE A GOOD ONE. AFTERWARDS WE COME BACK AGAIN

THAT WILL BE A GOOD ONE. AFTERWARDS WE COME BACK AGAIN FOR "TALKOMA FD" AND OUR GUEST

AFTERWARDS WE COME BACK AGAIN FOR "TALKOMA FD" AND OUR GUEST WILL BE MARCUS HENDERSON,

FOR "TALKOMA FD" AND OUR GUEST WILL BE MARCUS HENDERSON, GRANVILLE SMITH, AND OUR

WILL BE MARCUS HENDERSON, GRANVILLE SMITH, AND OUR COMPOSING, JASON AKANA AND WE'LL

GRANVILLE SMITH, AND OUR COMPOSING, JASON AKANA AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT MUSIC HE DOES IN

COMPOSING, JASON AKANA AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT MUSIC HE DOES IN EPISODE 203 WHICH IS FANTASTIC.

TALK ABOUT MUSIC HE DOES IN EPISODE 203 WHICH IS FANTASTIC. STAY SAFE OUT THERE, EVERYBODY.

EPISODE 203 WHICH IS FANTASTIC. STAY SAFE OUT THERE, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU AGAIN TO EVERYBODY WHO

STAY SAFE OUT THERE, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU AGAIN TO EVERYBODY WHO IS OUT THERE WORKING TO KEEP OUR

THANK YOU AGAIN TO EVERYBODY WHO IS OUT THERE WORKING TO KEEP OUR WORLD RUNNING.

IS OUT THERE WORKING TO KEEP OUR WORLD RUNNING. WE APPRECIATE IT.

WORLD RUNNING. WE APPRECIATE IT. YOU GUYS STAY SAFE TOO.

WE APPRECIATE IT. YOU GUYS STAY SAFE TOO. THAT'S IT.

YOU GUYS STAY SAFE TOO. THAT'S IT. RIGHT, LEMME?

THAT'S IT. RIGHT, LEMME? >> WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

RIGHT, LEMME? >> WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. TUNE IN TO "TACOMA FD" AND

>> WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. TUNE IN TO "TACOMA FD" AND AFTERWARDS "TALKOMA FD."

TUNE IN TO "TACOMA FD" AND AFTERWARDS "TALKOMA FD." ♪

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