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PRIYANKA: My name is Priyanka.

What's my name?

Do you love me?

I can't believe I'm here!

[screams]

PRIYANKA: My name is Priyanka.

I've only been doing drag for two years,

but you wouldn't know that because I'm an icon.

[screaming]

PRIYANKA: If you came to a Priyanka show,

you would see good hair, a really shiny costume,

a lot of dancing, and I'd probably end up

making out with you.

I think that sounds like a good time, doesn't it?

I'm the first ever queen to walk on Canada's Drag Race!

This is so crazy!

Before I started drag, I was a kids' television host.

But now being a drag queen,

I'm finally being like the real me!

PRIYANKA: I didn't even see the maple leaf!

Canada's about to bring it. I don't think y'all are ready.

Alright, next queen, bring her in!

ILONA: Alright, party girls, we're just about to walk into

the work room for the first time,

and I'm gonna let these poors have it.

Thanks for tuning in. Bye!

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ILONA: I'm Ilona Verley, and I'm a fucking bitch.

I'm from Vancouver, BC.

I'm known for having a very sickening Instagram.

My drag is always ostrich feathers, rhinestones,

has to be monochromatic, and just sickening, iconic.

ILONA: Hello!

PRIYANKA: Hi! How are you?

ILONA: Oh, first two!

PRIYANKA: Hi, what's your name? ILONA: Ilona.

PRIYANKA: Ilona, do you have a big following on Instagram?

ILONA: I have a pretty big following.

PRIYANKA: Okay, word. ILONA: And it's all real.

PRIYANKA: Are you calling mine fake?

ILONA: I mean, I know a lot of girls in Toronto

buy their followers, but...

let's say that at least half of yours are real.

PRIYANKA: What?!

ILONA: I'm just being a bitch. It's what I'm good at.

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ILONA: Ah!

KIARA: En Francais, s'il vous plait.

KIARA: I'm Kiara. I'm 21.

I'm from Montreal.

I'm pretty, and I'm versatile.

KIARA: The full Kiara experience is hair flips, somersaults,

dips, whatever you want. I put on a show.

KIARA: Hi, girls. ILONA & PRIYANKA: Hi!

KIARA: I've been doing drag for only two years,

but people are calling me Montreal's next rising star,

so I guess I'll take it.

KIARA: [kisses] PRIYANKA: So French.

KIARA: My main weakness as a queen is that...

I... er...

Um... [laughs]

Oh, shit, I'm flawless. Sorry.

[laughs]

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JUICE BOXX: Mmm! You like that?

KIARA: Oh my god.

JUICE BOXX: My name is Juice Boxx.

I'm 31, from Essex, Ontario.

Live in Toronto.

JUICE BOXX: Mmm.

JUICE BOXX: I'm very sensual. I love to whip my hair around.

I want the other queens to look at me and think like,

"Oh my god, she's so fucking hot."

JUICE BOXX: I'm stuck.

[laughs]

PRIYANKA: [laughs] JUICE BOXX: Help.

I don't want to rip my tights.

I'm stuck.

ILONA: Just fucking let it happen.

JUICE BOXX: Got it. [laughter]

PRIYANKA: Iconic. Do you want a redo?

JUICE BOXX: Can I do it again?

ILONA: Take two! [laughter]

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STARZY: If you don't know my name,

just call me Mother.

STARZY: I am Anastarzia Anaquway,

and I represent the pageant queens.

Everything I wear I make myself,

and everything will fit to a T.

[laughter] PRIYANKA: Hi, pageant queen!

STARZY: I spent the last 17 years

competing around the world.

I've collected so many titles:

Miss Bahamas,

Miss Caribbean International, Miss Gay Toronto,

Miss Canada International and, of course,

Miss Black Continental, which I am the reigning.

ILONA: Why do you need Drag Race, then?

Get outta here. [laughter]

Get outta here.

STARZY: Everyone knows Starzy is a star!

[laughter]

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LEMON: Pucker up, motherfucker.

ILONA: Oh-ho! [all exclaiming]

LEMON: I'm Lemon, just like the citrus fruit.

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LEMON: I'm from Toronto, but I live in New York City,

and I'm gorgeous, hilarious, and sour as hell.

I'm a dancer.

It was my love for dance that ended up bringing me

to New York City.

I got into a school there, and then after that,

I found drag and kind of was like,

"Oh, this is what I'm meant to be doing."

JUICE BOXX: Oh, she's giving you those real legs.

LEMON: I have walked New York Fashion Week.

I have competed in every single drag competition

in New York City, and I've won all of them,

so yeah, bitch works hard.

LEMON: Oh my god! Hi, bitches.

PRIYANKA: I love your duvet. ILONA: Ooh!

LEMON: Just my couch.

LEMON: I know I'm one of the best dancers

that Drag Race has ever seen.

LEMON: There we go. She made it.

PRIYANKA: All the way from New York.

LEMON: So I'm about to make these girls feel real bitter.

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SCARLETT: You didn't think you could bring the race to Canada

without Scarlett Bobo, did you?

A-ha-ha!

SCARLETT: My name is Scarlett Bobo,

and I'm your favourite circus freak. [laughs]

SCARLETT: Yes!

SCARLETT: I've been doing drag for 12 years.

I'm like a hippie, wild child, punk rock star,

wrapped up into one bow-bow . [chuckles]

ILONA: Bobo! SCARLETT: [squealing]

STARZY: And of course it's Bobo.

She's weird as hell.

SCARLETT: Yeah!

STARZY: But one of Toronto's headline entertainers.

KIARA: And you're Toronto, right?

SCARLETT: Yeah.

SCARLETT: The drag scene in Toronto is insanely competitive.

There's 20 new drag queens that pop up a week,

fighting each other, and clawing for that gig.

JUICE BOXX: Toronto has the best drag in the world.

We work harder than like even New York queens.

LEMON: No. ILONA: Oh!

SCARLETT: Okay, whatever. [laughs]

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STARZY: Oh.

KYNE: Attention 5s, a 10 has just arrived.

[all exclaiming]

KYNE: My name's Kyne.

I'm 21 years old, from Kitchener, Ontario.

When you come to a Kyne show, you are gonna get goddess.

I sing, I act, I dance.

They don't call me the dancing diva

of the Kitchener-Waterloo Cambridge tri-city area

for nothing.

KYNE: Yeah! [all cheering]

KYNE: Lots of people know me for my YouTube channel,

over 100.000 subscribers.

I show people how to make wigs, how to sew costumes.

I am the queen of social media.

KIARA: I learned styling my wigs by your videos.

KYNE: Really? KIARA: Yeah, I did.

KYNE: Oh!

KYNE: I've taught 100.000 people how to do drag in my videos,

and I'm here to teach 11 more.

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[all gasp]

JUICE BOXX: What?

PRIYANKA: What the fuck?

[moo sound effect]

BOA: I am not like udder queens.

[laughter]

BOA: My name is Boa, the bitch on arrival,

originally from Windsor, 24 years old, and I am what?

Constipated. [clicks tongue]

[all gasp]

JUICE BOXX: I am floored to see Boa.

Boa has a bad rep in Toronto.

She's messy and she's a little annoying, but she's super funny.

BOA: Ah... [laughter]

BOA: Splits, high kicks, death drops, jumps,

I do none of it.

BOA: [screams] PRIYANKA: Boa, Boa, Boa!

JUICE BOXX: How did you get past security?

PRIYANKA: Oh my God!

BOA: Queens in this competition are gonna doubt me.

They're gonna underestimate me, and that is fucking okay,

bitch, because that is how I'm gonna snatch the crown.

BOA: Let's start the milking!

[all exclaiming]

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RITA: Bonjour, hi!

Say hello to the queen of Montreal.

RITA: Bonjour. Je suis Rita Baga,

32 ans, et je suis la queen supreme de Montreal.

RITA: And embrace!

RITA: So embrace this thick accent.

RITA: Hello! [all cheering]

KIARA: Rita is a big deal in Montreal.

She's a house queen. She's fierce.

She always has gorgeous looks.

KIARA: She gave me my first gig in Montreal.

KYNE: Really? RITA: They do.

They all know I'm old now. Thank you.

RITA: I've been doing drag for the past 13 years.

I've been voted four times Best Drag of Montreal.

KYNE: My name's Kyne. RITA: Kind?

KYNE: Yes. Kyne.

RITA: Kyne. KYNE: Yes.

RITA: Kyne. KYNE: Qui, weh.

RITA: Weh? Oui, Kyne?

KYNE: Oui. RITA: I'll get it.

RITA: The new generation, they do call me a legend sometimes,

and I'm always like, "I'm not that old, bitch."

ILONA: I'm glad you guys don't only speak French

'cause that would have been scary,

'cause all I can say is

"Est-que je peux allez a toilet?"

RITA: But do you want to go now? ILONA: To the toilet?

RITA: Yeah, was that a real request?

ILONA: Not right now. RITA: Oh, okay.

JIMBO: Oh, wow! Oh my...

God!

STARZY: Wha...

What's happening right now?

JIMBO: Okay. JIMBO: My name is Jimbo.

I am 37 years old, and I am a run of the mill guy.

JIMBO: I'm going to spin in a circle.

JIMBO: At a Jimbo show, many people come just to see

what costume I've made or what weird idea I have

or what I'm gonna be pulling out of where.

I have a reputation for being a strange and amazing show.

SCARLETT: You look fierce, girl!

JIMBO: I wouldn't say I have a signature look.

My signature is that I do what I want when I want to do it.

PRIYANKA: I want to hire you for my birthday party.

JIMBO: You can!

PRIYANKA: Can you do magic tricks?

JIMBO: I can make my dick disappear.

[laughter]

SCARLETT: Ah!

TYNOMI: Serving body and giving face.

Watch out, Canada. I'm here to win this race.

[all exclaiming]

TYNOMI: I'm Tynomi Banks

from Toronto, Ontario.

If Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell had a little love child,

it would be me.

I can be soft, and oh so cute, or...

[clears throat] ...ready to give this fucking neck,

and attitude all the fucking... [laughs]

All the time.

[all cheering]

TYNOMI: Hi! KIARA: Hi, I'm Kiara.

LEMON: Tynomi is here, and I was fully a backup dancer

for her when I was 18.

I'm so gagged that she is here.

SCARLETT: Fucking legend!

TYNOMI: How are you doing? Look at you.

SCARLETT: Bitch, I am floored seeing Tynomi

walk in the work room. This competition just turned up.

SCARLETT: This is it. TYNOMI: This is all?

Am I the last one to pop through?

[laughs]

I think they saved the best for last.

[groans and laughter]

SCARLETT: Last one in, first one out, bitch!

TYNOMI: So, um, who's ready? I'm ready.

BOA: I'm ready. I'm fucking ready!

[siren blasts]

[all exclaiming]

SCARLETT: It's starting!

RUPAUL: Oh, Canada.

She done already done had herses.

My Canadian queens...

[all cheering]

RUPAUL: Welcome to the family.

SCARLETT: Yay!

RUPAUL: After many years of dreaming, it's official.

We're looking for Canada's first drag superstar.

Now, I have one thing to say.

It's aboot time, eh? [laughter]

JUICE BOXX: It feels insane to actually hear

her voice addressing us.

RUPAUL: So spread your charisma, uniqueness, nerve,

and talent across the great white north

for the whole wide world to see.

Give it your best shot, ladies, and whatever you do,

don't fuck it up.

[all cheering]

[cheering and applause]

ILONA: Wow!

STACEY: Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour!

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi! [all cheering]

BROOKE LYNN: My god! PRIYANKA: He's so butch!

[cheering and laughter]

KYNE: Oh my god, the judges walk in, and I am so gagged!

JUICE BOXX: Stacey is stunning!

It's crazy to see her in person.

BOA: Brooke Lynn is the queen of the north.

TYNOMI: Jeffrey... PRIYANKA: He's so hot!

TYNOMI: Oh my gosh, his skin is like caramel.

[laughter]

STACEY: Wagwan, darlings!

[cheering and applause]

STACEY: You all look incredible!

KIARA: Thank you. ILONA: So do you!

STACEY: We are so thrilled to be your judges

and mentors for the season.

[cheering and applause]

STACEY: You are all now officially in a relationship

with a throuple.

ILONA: Ooh. [laughs]

JEFFREY: That's right. Each week,

all three of us will decide who stays and who...

sashays away. LEMON: Ooh!

BROOKE LYNN: Take it from moi, Drag Race is like

a long, hard...

relentless Prairie winter.

[laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: But I can promise you...

it's gonna be worth it. ILONA: Ooh!

JEFFREY: Because in the end, the winner of Canada's Drag Race

will be crowed Canada's first Drag Superstar!

[all cheering]

JEFFREY: And prance away with a year's worth of hotel stays

from our friends at Hilton.

[all exclaiming]

LEMON: Yes, Paris! Give it to us.

JEFFREY: And a cash prize

of $100.000.

[all cheering]

PRIYANKA: Take the money!

TYNOMI: Skip the coins!

BROOKE LYNN: It's about to rain loonies, bitches!

[laughter and cheering]

BROOKE LYNN: #CanadasDragRace.

[all cheering]

STACEY: Okay, who's ready for their closeup?

ALL: Me!

STACEY: Well, get ready because winter is coming.

TYNOMI: Oh! JIMBO: Brr, chilly!

BROOKE LYNN: [laughs] STACEY: Let's go!

RUPAUL: The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives

a year of hotel stays from Hilton,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Stacey McKenzie,

and Brooke Lynn Heights.

With tonight's extra special guest host, Elisha Cuthbert.

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JEFFREY: Ilona Verley, welcome to the stunningly realistic

Rocky Mountains.

ILONA: Oh my gosh!

STACEY: Say hello to our photographer, Matt Barnes.

ILONA: Hello, Matt Barnes! MATT: Hi, how are you?

STACEY: He's shot everyone from Orville Peck, Ariana Grande,

and our own Brooke Lynn Heights.

So you got some big shoes to fill, literally. [laughs]

BROOKE LYNN: I'm a size 6.

STACEY: [whispered] No, she's not.

BROOKE LYNN: But let's get down to business.

To celebrate Drag Race coming to our

homo and native land,

you will have five minutes to scale

this Canadian Rocky Mountain,

and plant your flag at its snowy peak.

ILONA: Oh, I have to walk up it in heels?

Oh, sickening.

JEFFREY: The queen with the coolest shot wins.

ILONA: Word, okay. BROOKE LYNN: But be careful.

We hear there's a cold snap moving in.

Are you ready, Ilona?

ILONA: Yeah. BROOKE LYNN: Go!

ILONA: Ah-ha-ha! JEFFREY: [laughs]

ILONA: Oh my god, I already lost a nail.

ILONA: Listen, I'm used to social climbing,

but climbing a literal mountain in heels while holding a flag?

Uh-oh-uh...

ILONA: Gonna be taking this off. It's really hot.

JEFFREY: The Abominable Snow Queen is stripping!

ILONA: Bye, bitch.

ILONA: I was trying to be like, oh, like, sexy girl!

All Marilyn Monroe.

BROOKE LYNN: You know, I do love a built-in glory hole.

JEFFREY: [laughs] ILONA: Oh!

No, no, no, no!

ILONA: Oh my gosh, there's a big fucking fan.

STACEY: Oh! Oh geez, take the ring out!

[judges exclaiming]

ILONA: [screaming]

No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no!

JEFFREY: Honey, yes!

ILONA: That was so dramatic!

ILONA: I will do anything for a good serve.

ILONA: [screams] JEFFREY: Oh!

BROOKE LYNN: There you go!

STACEY: Priyanka! PRIYANKA: [screams]

[laughter]

MATT: Yeah, that's nice.

PRIYANKA: I'm up there on the mountain feeling my oats.

Then... [wind machine turns on]

PRIYANKA: What?

PRIYANKA: What do you mean? No!

[screams] [judges laughing]

My eyelashes gonna fall off, motherfuckers!

STACEY: Focus, girl, focus. PRIYANKA: [screaming]

STACEY: Oh, right.

BROOKE LYNNE: Is that called a smize?

STACEY: Yeah.

BROOKE LYNNE: Come on down, Priyanka.

JEFFREY: Scarlett Bobo!

SCARLETT: Oh my god, this is fucking gag-worthy.

Oh my god!

Oh!

Oh! Oh my god!

BROOKE LYNN: I think I've seen this porn.

Sid Vicious, White Christmas.

SCARLETT: [coughing]

I just took a fucking load.

[laughter] Oh my god!

JEFFREY: Rita Baga!

RITA: Okay!

Whaaaaaat?

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BROOKE LYNN: Her tuck is separatist.

JEFFREY: Hello, Kiara!

KIARA: [screaming]

JEFFREY: Ooh, the forecast is fierce blizzard.

KIARA: Oh!

BROOKE LYNN: Pop it like it's cold, honey.

KIARA: Thank you, guys.

JEFFREY: Anastarzia Anaquway!

Ooh, oh!

There she blows!

STARZY: Ooh, ooh, it's in my throat.

It's in my nose. Ooh!

Ooh!

STARZY: [coughing]

BROOKE LYNN: Now, that's what I call an Okanagan Trail.

JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks.

MATT: Let's see some booty.

Yeah, work that whole space.

BROOKE LYNN: Dance hall queen in a blizzard scene.

TYNOMI: [laughs]

BOA: Oh my god!

BROOKE LYNN: Bitch on arrival, Miss Boa!

BROOKE LYNN: Is she getting ready to charge?

BOA: Ow, ah!

[laughs]

JEFFREY: She's really milking it.

BROOKE LYNN: First prize in the country fair.

JEFFREY: Lemon!

LEMON: Ooh, oh yeah.

Ooh, the Rocky Mountains.

[laughter]

LEMON: I'm trying to serve this high glamour, like,

"Oh, I'm climbing a mountain, I'm beautiful,"

but my eyelashes are like this, and my whole head is like this,

and I just feel a little bit like... Oooh!

LEMON: Huh!

JEFFREY: Ooh, I can see her lemon torte.

[laughter]

KYNE: Ready for my closeup.

MATT: That's great.

KYNE: I'm thinking it's just a simple photo shoot.

BROOKE LYNNE: Puppies, I adore puppies!

[laughter] KYNE: And then,

blizzard hits.

STACEY: [laughs]

JEFFREY: Hold onto your hat, honey!

KYNE: Woo!

KYNE: I'm just trying to stay fierce and find my light.

KYNE: Woo!

MATT: Nice.

JEFFREY: Nice or naughty?

JEFFREY: Juice Boxx!

JUICE BOXX: I'm trying to be dainty and graceful,

and I'm trying to serve you like, "Yeah, I'm gorgeous."

JEFFREY: This angel's about to take flight!

JUICE BOXX: So I feel really good.

JEFFREY: So graceful.

JUICE BOXX: Bye!

JEFFREY: Ooh! STACEY: Aiee!

JUICE BOXX: Of course I fall.

JUICE BOXX: Are my wings still on?

JEFFREY: Jimbo!

JIMBO: Wow, a big slide!

JEFFREY: Welcome to the Rocky Mountains.

JIMBO: I don't like the cold.

JIMBO: I'm from Victoria, and we don't have snow,

and I'm terrified.

What is all this white stuff all around me?

JIMBO: Oh, this is actually quite nice!

[laughter]

JIMBO: I thought this was gonna be hard.

[laughter] JIMBO: Oh wow, I love the snow.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!

[screaming] [laughter]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughter]

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JIMBO: Wow.

STACEY: Ooh, ooh, ooh. JIMBO: That was a blow job!

SCARLETT: Can someone help me take this off?

PRIYANKA: Oh! [laughter]

SCARLETT: Yeah, that feels so good.

STARZY: [gasps] Look at you guys!

Who the hell are you?

KYNE: So, everyone's de-dragging.

I am looking around for cute boys, and clearly,

nobody is cuter than me.

JUICE BOXX: I'm surprised they didn't ask me

to be on the pit crew. [laughter]

I want to see what Jimbo looks like out of drag.

JIMBO: I don't even know! What am I gonna look like?

SCARLETT: All of us are like...

ILONA: [laughs]

SCARLETT: There could have been anybody under there.

My mom could have been under there.

[laughs]

JIMBO: Ah! [all exclaiming]

BOA: Oh my god. PRIYANKA: And what do we get?

A daddy.

PRIYANKA: Hi, Jimbo.

JIMBO: Hey!

PRIYANKA: You want some Boyanka?

TYNOMI: So gross.

PRIYANKA: [laughs]

JEFFREY: Wow, that expedition really changed y'all, huh?

[laughter]

JEFFREY: But one of you peaked at just the right time.

The winner of today's mini challenge is...

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JEFFREY: Kyne. KYNE: Yay!

[cheering and applause]

JEFFREY: Congratulations.

KYNE: What do I win?

JEFFREY: You've won $1.000 of latex couture from Polymorphe.

KYNE: Whoa!

KYNE: I won the first mini challenge on Canada's Drag Race!

Woo!

These bitches better remember.

BROOKE LYNN: Ladies, I hope you're all thawed out

with your claws out,

'cause this race is about to get real.

I've always wanted to say this. [laughs]

Oh, pit crew!

SCARLETT: Oh my gosh. ILONA: Oh, oh!

PRIYANKA: Yes!

ILONA: Come over here. SCARLETT: Ooh!

[all exclaiming]

KIARA: The pit crew's coming in,

and the hormones are coming in too, honey!

Oh, I feel so hot!

SCARLETT: Oh, yummy. Ai-ai-ai.

STACEY: For this week's maxi challenge,

you need to design and create a high fashion look

for the runway using these boxes

stuffed with items that scream "O Canada."

JEFFREY: And no Canuck couture would be complete without

some classic Canadian fabrics and accessories,

provided by our friends at Roots.

[all cheering]

BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, because you conquered the mini challenge,

you get to choose your own box,

and assign the other presents to your sisters.

SCARLETT: Be nice to us!

JUICE BOXX: Don't make enemies day one!

BROOKE LYNN: So, Kyne,

what box are you gonna choose for yourself?

KYNE: I'm not saying I'm a gold-digger,

but I'm gonna take the Yukon gold-digger box.

KYNE: I don't know what material is in these boxes,

but this box is just screaming my name.

BROOKE LYNN: We have Lemon.

What gift are you bestowing on her?

KYNE: I sort of hear whispers of what people want,

and then I just hmm, give them something else.

KYNE: You are gonna get jock scraps.

LEMON: I'm a professional dancer.

I have no fucking idea what sports are, but let's play ball.

BROOKE LYNN: Alright. Up next, we have Ilona Verley.

KYNE: Muskokurrrrr!

ILONA: Ahh!

BROOKE LYNN: Next, Rita Baga.

KYNE: Quebec-froid. QUEENS: Ooh.

KYNE: Because you're Quebecois.

BROOKE LYNN: What present would you like to give to Jimbo here?

KYNE: Rain-blow it up. [laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: Priyanka...

KYNE: Gone fishy. PRIYANKA: Thank you.

BROOKE LYNN: Up next, Boa.

KYNE: No other choice other than Man of Green Gay-bles.

[laughter] BROOKE LYNN: Kiara...

KYNE: Like a Prairie.

KIARA: Thank you! [laughter]

BROOKE LYNNE: Tynomi Banks.

KYNE: Lumber Janes. TYNOMI: Thank you.

BROOKE LYNN: Anastarzia Anaquway.

KYNE: Canada Gay. STARZY: Ah.

BROOKE LYNN: Scarlett BoBo.

KYNE: Glam-pede. SCARLETT: Oh!

[laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: She does like to ride a cowboy.

[laughter]

And last, but not least, Juicy Boxx.

KYNE: Much Ru-Sic Video Prance.

SCARLETT: See?

JUICE BOXX: I like that. I'm into that.

JEFFREY: Ladies, you'll be judged on how well you express

your personal drag style, and tomorrow,

you'll debut your eleganza extravaganza

on the main stage.

[cheering and applause]

JEFFREY: ...where we'll be joined by this week's

extra special guest host, Elisha Cuthbert.

PRIYANKA: [screams] [all exclaiming]

JEFFREY: Gentlemen, start your engines,

and may the best woman win.

[all cheering]

PRIYANKA: Come on, guys!

KYNE: Oh my god!

TYNOMI: Look at all this.

LEMON: Ooh!

LEMON: For this maxi challenge, we have to create

high fashion looks incorporating Roots products

from our O Canada boxes.

LEMON: I just want to wear this.

SCARLETT: Oh my god, look at all my Roots bandanas!

JIMBO: Oh, zippers, zippers, zippers.

Amazing!

PRIYANKA: You got crabs? Who got crabs?

I do not have crabs.

Well, there was one time. STARZY: [groans]

STARZY: So I get this box.

I'm rumbling through, taking everything out,

and then the magical fabric.

STARZY: Yeah-ha-ha! BOA: [laughs]

STARZY: Oh, life!

And then this Roots ribbing.

Whatever it is I make, it's going to be fabulous.

STARZY: I'm good, baby. [laughs]

BOA: Oh my god.

BOA: I am assigned the Man of Green Gay-bles box.

Girl, I don't know anything about Anne of Green Gables.

I don't know her. I never met her.

BOA: Potatoes. I got potatoes.

BOA: There are potatoes.

What the fuck am I gonna do with potatoes?

LEMON: A hockey stick. [laughs]

LEMON: So my box is Jock Scraps.

Tennis balls, badminton things,

and sports equipment that I don't know the names of.

LEMON: Ooh. So many of whatever these are.

JUICE BOXX: Spaghetti straps.

LEMON: No, but what are they in, like, life?

Is anyone athletic?

No. No one here is.

JUICE BOXX: Oh!

LEMON: Have you ever played a sport?

PRIYANKA: I played European handball.

[laughter]

LEMON: So, no, you've never played a sport.

Yeah, that doesn't count.

[laughs]

TYNOMI: I'm getting ideas, everyone.

I'll probably have these sides like this.

PRIYANKA: That's a moo-moo.

TYNOMI: No, no, no. Bitch, relax.

[laughter]

RITA: I've got plenty of things from my home town.

RITA: I get assigned the Quebec-froid box.

It's a dream. Thank you, Kyne.

It's full of mittens, blankets,

and stuff that looks like the Quebec flag.

I can see all the things that I like from my hometown.

RITA: Oh! BOA: Oh my god, bitch,

can I have those, please? Feed me.

RITA: I'm really happy to see these cheese curds, baby.

She's been eating it for years.

RITA: I just ate my costume.

ILONA: Oh, what's this? This looks fierce.

Oh, feathers. Very, very my culture.

Okay, I feel like I literally just jumped in a bush

with this box.

Okay, this red leather is actually a moment.

It's also kind of my culture.

KYNE: You're First Nations?

ILONA: Yeah, from the rez, girl. [laughs]

SCARLETT: What tribe? ILONA: Skuppah.

ILONA: As an indigenous person, I think it's very important that

I'm representing all of my Nlaka'pamux people

and my tribe, Skuppah.

Growing up, I was so in this mindset of like,

you are male; you have to be male.

Then as I grew up and got more involved in my own culture,

I learned about being queer and being two-spirit,

which means finding yourself in between the male

and the female energy, but acknowledging both of them.

ILONA: This is like how I grew up.

I grew up in a small farming town with hunters.

ILONA: It's really important to me that I talk about

being two-spirit, and I talk about being Indigenous,

and be proud of who I am, and hopefully be able to inspire

others to just be themselves.

ILONA: Oh, okay, this is not my colour scheme

but we're gonna make it happen.

LEMON: Oh my god, what the fuck is this?

JUICE BOXX: Kyne assigns me Much Ru-Sic Video Prance.

I've got tapes.

I've got CDs.

I have scrunchies.

JUICE BOXX: Oh, I have hundreds of these.

JUICE BOXX: So I'm just kind of like...

"Now what do I do?"

LEMON: So, do you sew?

JUICE: I can put two pieces of fabric together,

so I can make it work.

JUICE BOXX: Sewing's not my strong suit,

but I'm gonna make the best out of it,

and I'm gonna figure it out.

JUICE BOXX: How do you break these?

Is this dangerous?

Can you cut CDs?

Yes.

JUICE BOXX: I just start chopping away at these CDs.

JUICE BOXX: I'm gonna give you this like mirror.

LEMON: Oh, love that. JUICE BOXX: Like, right?

JUICE BOXX: I want to give you that sexy Juice Boxx feel,

so I just want to be able to find something that's gonna

show that off in a good way.

JUICE BOXX: I'm literally just gonna like cut these for hours.

JIMBO: Wow, look at all your gold.

KYNE: I know! JIMBO: Oh, wow.

KYNE: I went for the Yukon Gold Digger box.

KYNE: Ornaments.

KYNE: I'm thinking I can do disco diva fantasy.

I design and sew pretty much all of my looks.

They all come out of this head.

JIMBO: Are you a sewer?

KYNE: Yeah, I sew lots of my costumes.

KYNE: And so I think that should intimidate the other queens.

KYNE: Does everybody like the choices

that I picked out for them?

BOA: I hate you! I hate you!

KYNE: I didn't want to have to be the one to choose the boxes,

but I can't help but win.

I... I can't help it.

SCARLETT: Kyne is starting to hit a nerve.

KYNE: What's going on over here?

SCARLETT: Uh, a lot of fucking handkerchiefs, bitch.

[laughter] KYNE: Do you sew?

SCARLETT: No. KYNE: [laughs] No?

It was nice getting to know you.

ILONA: [gasps] BOA: Damn!

KYNE: I'll leave you to it, kiddo.

[laughter]

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BOA: We're back! TYNOMI: Ooh, girl!

PRIYANKA: Don't, Boa!

ILONA: It's the first elimination day,

and we have to create high fashion looks

that are runway-ready out of these theme boxes

that say "O Canada,"

and at this point, we're not really sure who's in trouble,

but I am ready to let these girls have it.

BOA: Work, bitch!

Yes! [laughs]

PRIYANKA: How old are you again?

TYNOMI: Me? 38.

PRIYANKA: So you're the oldest here.

TYNOMI: I'm the oldest here, but--

PRIYANKA: No one knows it.

TYNOMI: But no one knows because my black skin's so juicy.

PRIYANKA: [laughs]

LEMON: [whining] Where's my lip gloss?

I hate my life.

SCARLETT: Oh my god.

LEMON: I just want my lip gloss.

SCARLETT: I love Lemon, but she's a little annoying,

a little like, "Boo-hoo me."

LEMON: I just want my lip gloss.

My lips are so dry.

LEMON: Sometimes people see me and think very quickly,

"Oh yeah, I know that one."

LEMON: I did not bring enough makeup.

KYNE: Really? Why?

LEMON: Honestly, I couldn't afford to.

LEMON: I worked really hard to be in this competition.

I went to probably the most prestigious dance school

in the entire world in New York City, Alvin Ailey,

and got in on a full scholarship.

Being 19 and living on my own, and paying my own rent

in a city like New York City makes you grow up faster

than anywhere in the world.

If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere,

and I already made it there, so bring on these queens.

BOA: Ilona, where are you from? ILONA: I'm from Vancouver.

BOA: Ooh, that's fun.

ILONA: But I've been living in LA recently.

BOA: Really?

ILONA: It was the change I needed.

It was a nice like way to like refresh my perspective

because I was very young when I started doing drag there.

I was like so immature.

Then, when I grew up, no one was willing to like understand that

people grow up and change.

BOA: I kind of have the same story with that,

where I just drank a lot and I partied a lot.

I had to get through that

and become sober and quit drinking.

I was just a mess.

I just woke up and I was like, "This is it."

Like, "I need to quit drinking,

"and I need to get my shit together."

ILONA: So you're like fully sober now?

BOA: Yeah, fully sober. ILONA: Way to go.

JUICE BOXX: How much has your life changed

since you've sobered up? BOA: Oh my god.

I have the clarity I need,

and I don't have the constant worry about being ashamed.

JUICE BOXX: Did people stop coming to your shows

when you sobered up?

BOA: Uh, well, people don't go to my shows

in the first place. [laughter]

JUICE BOXX: People like full out stopped coming to mine.

BOA: Really? JUICE BOXX: Yeah.

JUICE BOXX: I've been sober for about two years now.

It felt good to have a conversation

with Boa about sobriety.

I'm really proud of her for her sobriety journey because

being in the industry that we're in, there's a lot of people

that come to the show just to see

how drunk you're gonna get,

and see all the dumb things you're gonna do.

JUICE BOXX: I was an asshole when I was drunk,

and like I wasn't a nice person.

JUICE BOXX: I decided I didn't like the person that I was

while I was drinking, and I didn't like the decisions

that I made, so I decided to change that narrative.

It's been the best decision I've ever made in my life.

I'm super proud of myself for making those decisions,

and I'm super proud of myself for...

kind of sticking with it, you know?

SCARLETT: Okay, ladies, how do we feel about getting ready

to talk the first runway on Canada's Drag Race?

[cheering and laughter]

KYNE: I'm excited to see what prize I win.

PRIYANKA: [gasps]

KIARA: A ticket home. SCARLETT: Ah!

SCARLETT: We're in it now, girls.

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JEFFREY: Yes, girl! BROOKE LYNN: Yeah!

ELISHA: Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.

I'm Elisha Cuthbert, and I'm thrilled

to be the very first guest host to work this runway.

Stacey McKenzie!

STACEY: What's up, girl?

ELISHA: Stacey, what's the difference between

a top model and a drag queen?

STACEY: I would say about five shoe sizes.

[laughter]

ELISHA: My fellow Albertan,

Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman!

Isn't this unreal?

JEFFREY: [laughs]

ELISHA: And Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi.

ELISHA: How does it feel being on that side

of the judges' desk?

BROOKE LYNN: You know, it's all coming back to me now.

But the truth is, I'm a little bit excited.

ELISHA: Ooh, let these Canada Games begin!

[laughter]

ELISHA: This week, the queens were challenged to make

a fashion-first impression using classic Canadian materials.

And tonight on the runway,

they're ready to serve their Canuck couture fantasy.

Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.

♪

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ELISHA: First up, Anastarzia Anaquway.

STARZY: I'm showing the judges craftsmanship,

ribbed from head to toe, my beautiful, stretch,

shiny whatever fabric this is.

JEFFREY: Red for quilt.

ELISHA: Next up, Kiara.

KIARA: The fantasy is, "Hey, girl, hey!"

So this Babadook bitch, she's gonna walk it down, baby.

ELISHA: Hey! [laughter]

KIARA: I'm holding this pitchfork;

I have a big-ass hat.

This scarecrow is ready to scare all those bitches

trying to come for me in this competition.

JEFFREY: Scarecrow, she better don't!

ELISHA: Uh-uh.

BROOKE LYNN: She looks like she's gonna rob a silo.

ELISHA: Lemon. STACEY: Pucker up!

[laughter]

LEMON: I am working the runway.

I am hitting my baseball out of the park.

I'm realizing that this is a hockey stick,

but it doesn't fucking matter.

I am serving you every sports fantasy

rolled up into one little bitch.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, I have a great dentist.

ELISHA: Ilona Verley.

ILONA: The fantasy is spooky, ooky, pageant queen of realness.

Her hands are all dirty 'cause she was digging her way

out of the grave to compete in the Halloween Miss Bitch Pageant

or whatever, you know.

She is trying to win that crown.

JEFFREY: Now I ain't saying she's a coal-digger...

BROOKE LYNN: But what are you saying?

JEFFREY: She's a whore. [laughter]

ELISHA: Next up, Kyne.

KYNE: I am serving you disco diva meets Yukon gold-digger.

She's dancing. She's strutting.

She's looking for a new husband

and I am just letting these judges soak it in.

STACEY: Disco is not dead. It's gay.

ELISHA: I think her balls just dropped.

[laughter] ELISHA: Scarlett BoBo.

JEFFREY: Yee-haw!

ELISHA: Ya-ya-ya! [laughter]

SCARLETT: I'm serving this adorable cowboy girl look.

I'm wearing this handkerchief bra.

The look is fierce.

I would get so much dick at Calgary Stampede in this outfit.

Yee-haw, honey.

ELISHA: Save a horse, tip a drag queen.

[laughter]

ELISHA: Jimbo.

JIMBO: I'm giving you rainbow realness.

Walking down the runway,

I am serving 645 working pockets,

but I can't find my bus fare!

The fantasy is alive, and it's heavy as hell,

and I can't feel my feet.

BROOKE LYNN: Happy Pride!

ELISHA: Tynomi Banks.

ELISHA: Sock it to me, girl.

TYNOMI: I'm serving Lumber Jane realness,

walking through the woods, going to my man's cabin.

JEFFREY: Why are those socks so stiff?

[laughter]

ELISHA: Boa.

BOA: Honey, the fantasy is Little Miss Potato of PEI.

She glued all of her first-place ribbons to a glittery-ass

green corset, and she is wearing her gorgeous potato crown.

BROOKE LYNN: P-E-ay-yay-yay! [laughter]

BOA: I am giving you all sorts of potato.

We've got baked potatoes, French fries, mashed potatoes.

BROOKE LYNN: I knew it. Anne has twins. [laughter]

Do you see what happens when Marilla puts on some makeup?

[laughter]

ELISHA: Juice Boxx.

JUICE BOXX: For this runway, I am serving

disco ball Flintstones,

my tiny little booty peeking out.

I am giving you twirls.

I'm giving you this little ponytail.

I am giving you Much Ru-Sic Video Prance Ho,

trying to make a dollar.

Just one.

BROOKE LYNN: Ooh, she can speaker my corner.

ELISHA: Next up, Priyanka.

PRIIYANKA: I'm giving you catch of the day.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh my god, are those crabs on her shoes?

There's a shampoo for that.

PRIYANKA: I'm giving you nautical full

Bollywood fish fantasy,

unlimited crab at your favourite local restaurant.

BROOKE LYNN: Ladies and gentlemen,

Miss Seafood Platter 2019.

JEFFREY: Mmm. [laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: I do love a queen who cleans up after herself.

ELISHA: Rita Baga.

RITA: I'm serving frozen realness, Popsicles, everything.

She's a cold-hearted bitch.

BROOKE LYNN: She just came from her cryo-therapy appointment.

RITA: I'm giving you full Quebec-Froid,

and she's got some cheese curds, baby.

BROOKE LYNN: Oh, cheese! Say cheese.

[laughter]

You've got to poutine to put out.

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ELISHA: Welcome back, ladies.

BROOKE LYNN: Based on your Canuck couture fantasy,

and your runway presentation,

the judges have made some decisions.

BROOKE LYNN: When I call your name,

please step forward.

Anastarzia Anaquway,

Kiara,

Ilona Verley,

Scarlett BoBo,

Tynomi Banks,

Priyanka.

You are all...

...safe. PRIYANKA: Oh my god.

BROOKE LYNN: You may head back to the workroom.

♪

BROOKE LYNN: Hello, ladies.

You all represent the tops

and bottoms of the week.

Lemon, you had the Jock Scraps.

LEMON: I sure did.

JEFFREY: So I get what you were going for tonight.

I thought that you were quirky, and campy, and cute,

but that certainly wasn't enough for me to buy

what you were selling.

The fit isn't great, and it all, in the end, just seems undone.

BROOKE LYNN: My main problem with this outfit

is just the shape: it's just very boxy.

STACEY: I think you have a great like presence.

However, for me, it was messy.

ELISHA: I think you're adorable and I think your makeup

looks beautiful tonight.

LEMON: Thank you. ELISHA: It's funny.

The little details like the mouth guard on the stocking

and the shoe, I totally missed.

I actually am loving it right now.

BROOKE LYNN: I really appreciate the way you came out here.

You had character, so thank you for giving us a performance,

even though it was Off-Broadway.

BROOKE LYNN: Off-off-Broadway.

LEMON: Yeah.

JEFFREY: Kyne, unfortunately,

my favourite part of your outfit,

the bell bottoms, were falling apart.

It's what my eyes were directly drawn to, as you were walking.

BROOKE LYNN: Just watching you walk in it,

it looked like you'd just come from a Grindr hookup.

You were like... [grunting]

ELISHA: The outfit, unfortunately,

it gave me a lot of like Christmas vibes.

Not my favourite look tonight.

KYNE: Well, it's my favourite look tonight.

STACEY: Okay, first of all, I gotta say this.

I feel like you went safe with your outfit.

Make it larger than life. Go beyond your comfort zone.

KYNE: I felt like I had gone outside of my box

with these bell bottoms.

I've never had to do pants like these before.

STACEY: Okay, that's fine, but bring it up a notch,

and don't be afraid to really go beyond.

You wanted to say something? KYNE: Yeah, yeah, I did.

This is a very quintessential silhouette for me.

I'm very proud of my outfit.

BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, Kyne. KYNE: Thank you.

BROOKE LYNN: Up next, Jimbo!

JIMBO: Hey, hey, hey.

JEFFREY: I tend to have a soft spot for the quirky queens,

but sometimes I think there's the concern

that that's all there is,

and you've proven tonight that you are not a one-trick pony.

JIMBO: Thank you. I have a lot of tricks.

BROOKE LYNN: This outfit is very creative.

ELISHA: What I love most is all the different colours

and where you laid them out.

The hard work you spent, you see.

Job well done. JIMBO: Thank you so much.

BROOKE LYNN: Boa! BOA: Hi!

STACEY: You had me in awe from the time you walked out

by presenting your personality, your creativity.

So you definitely captured our attention.

BOA: I was very nervous to walk on here.

STACEY: No, listen. The nervousness did not show.

You owned you.

ELISHA: Those boobies... [laughter]

ELISHA: That is wowzers.

BOA: Ka! ELISHA: Yeah.

BROOKE LYNN: You're just fun.

BOA: You're fun. BROOKE LYNN: You're fun.

BOA: You're a fun girl. BROOKE LYNN: Thank you.

[laughter]

Up next, Rita Baga.

JEFFREY: You are certainly the most polished

on the stage tonight.

BROOKE LYNN: This was so Montreal, so high camp,

the cabaret style of drag that Montreal does so beautifully.

You hit presentation so far out of the park.

STACEY: I love that your look is like polished from head to toe.

It's very high fashion.

Perfect. I loved it.

RITA: Merci!

BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx. JUICE BOXX: Hi.

JEFFREY: I grew up going to Much Music Video dances

when I was a kid. JUICE BOXX: Same.

JEFFREY: I really appreciate your cutesy little style

and energy you brought out onto the runway, but unfortunately,

it's not quite enough to cover up...

this outfit. JUICE BOXX: Okay.

JEFFREY: I mean, it's just all a little bit sloppy for me.

The skirt is just so short, unpolished, unfinished.

JUICE BOXX: Okay. STACEY: Juice Boxx, hi.

How you doing? JUICE BOXX: Hi, I'm fine.

STACEY: You sure? JUICE BOXX: Well, not now!

STACEY: This is messy. It's very safe.

JUICE BOXX: Okay.

STACEY: I'm really trying to find something positive here,

and honestly, I can't.

BROOKE LYNN: This look is, I will say,

it's very on-brand for you.

It's very cutesy pop princess.

It's just a little basic.

JUICE BOXX: Yup.

BROOKE LYNN: Are you okay?

JUICE BOXX: I just feel a little bit of a panic attack coming on.

STACEY: Okay, don't panic.

BROOKE LYNN: Can we get Juice some water, please?

STACEY: Yeah, get her some water.

JUICE BOXX: It's just really cold.

JEFFREY: Just breathe, honey.

JUICE BOXX: I'm sorry. I am so embarrassed.

STACEY: It's okay. It's okay.

BROOKE LYNN: Don't be embarrassed, it's fine.

Juice, here's your robe.

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BROOKE LYNN: Know that we want to see all of you do well.

ELISHA: You didn't get to hear my critiques.

JUICE BOXX: Oh no, baby.

I'm gonna be here for your critique,

as soon as that blood rushes back to my head.

[laughter] JUICE BOXX: Yeah, yeah.

[laughter] JUICE BOXX: Go for it.

ELISHA: This was giving me like this cute

like pop princess vibe.

I thought it was adorable. JUICE BOXX: Thank you.

ELISHA: Listen, everyone has their own opinions,

but I actually thought this was really cute.

JUICE BOXX: Thank you.

BROOKE LYNN: Queen to queen, I know the pressure

of this competition firsthand.

It's intense, but you're here for a reason,

to find Canada's next drag superstar,

and this experience will change your life completely.

While you untuck in the workroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave.

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ILONA: Oh! SCARLETT: What's up?

ILONA: They're back. SCARLETT: What happened?

JUICE BOXX: I had a panic attack onstage.

SCARLETT: No!

JUICE BOXX: I had a full-blown panic attack,

and I just like don't want to be that person.

KIARA: What did they say?

KYNE: The bottoms are me, Lemon, and Juice Boxx.

KIARA: No! KIARA: Yes!

I was ready to be like, "Hey, guys, yeah, I'm the winner."

BOA: Like, just being up there for the first time is just

so, so intense.

KYNE: She is top!

SCARLETT: You got in the top?

KYNE: Yes, they loved her!

JUICE BOXX: Kyne is obviously very upset,

but she's being a bit of a brat.

Like, really, babe?

SCARLETT: You're top?

KYNE: We are living in a world where Boa beat me!

BOA: Okay, listen, bitch!

I hand-sewed this corset all myself,

fitting to each and every curve

of this big meatball right here, bitch!

BOA: Kyne does not like my look.

She's giving me a hard-ass time right now,

and I'm thinking, "Well, maybe if you weren't such a bitch

"and showed more personality on the runway,

"you wouldn't be where you are, honey."

BOA: You gave me this crazy-ass box, bitch,

and then you took the gold box,

and all they did was fucking read your ass all day, bitch!

KYNE: What I delivered was my signature style.

This is disco. This is Kyne.

STARZY: It means absolutely nothing if you don't

have character on that stage.

ILONA: So Kyne starts going off, and like,

yeah, we're all in a competition,

but she has taken it from like competition

to full-ass telenovela.

KYNE: Boa beat us!

Oh my god. BOA: Well, I'm amazing, bitch!

Look at me, honey!

ILONA: Settle down. Inside voices, sissies.

BROOKE LYNN: Okay, just between us cariboo-boos,

we've got some decisions to make.

BROOKE LYNN: What do we think about Lemon?

STACEY: She definitely owned her look,

but at the end of the day, the outfit,

it was a complete mess.

JEFFREY: She was going for football player and cheerleader,

and it just was all too much.

ELISHA: That put a sour taste in my mouth.

[laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: I appreciated how she was able

to take criticism, though.

JEFFREY: Agreed. ELISHA: Yes.

BROOKE LYNN: She took it gracefully.

She did not fight back. There was no sour looks.

[laughter]

Speaking of sour looks,

Kyne...

Did y'all get that attitude?

STACEY: Oh, yes.

JEFFREY: Clearly not a pageant queen,

not someone who's grown up learning to take critique.

I think that's part of the danger with social media queens.

They're so used to receiving all of these accolades

and just constant affirmation.

ELISHA: She thought she had a winner,

but it didn't hit the mark.

BROOKE LYNN: And those balls on the bottom, she couldn't walk.

STACEY: Kyne had a very snobbish attitude,

so she needs to like suck up whatever she's feeling

and know that we're here to help her, not to hinder her.

BROOKE LYNN: What do we all think of Jimbo?

JEFFREY: So colourful and fun and vibrant.

BROOKE LYNN: Rainbow colours are hard to work with.

That's hard to make look fashion,

and I really think she did a good job with what she had.

STACEY: Her personality is just so wild and out there,

outrageous and quirky.

ELISHA: She did not cut corners, and I appreciated that.

BROOKE LYNN: Moving on, Boa.

JEFFREY: What a little weirdo. [laughter]

ELISHA: Oh my gosh. JEFFREY: She's fantastic.

Her personality really shone through tonight.

I knew within a minute exactly who she is.

ELISHA: The outfit itself was like a meld of like Peter Pan,

and Poison Ivy, and Anne of Green Gables, but yet,

here I am, can't take my eyes off of her.

BROOKE LYNN: That outfit should not have worked.

ELISHA: No! [laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: And it was weird,

and I was like, "Why do I like this?

"I shouldn't like this." But I liked it.

STACEY: You have to be able to engage the audience.

That is key when it comes to a runway, and she, you know,

she did that very well.

BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx.

JEFFREY: There was just really nothing about the outfit

that I liked.

The wig was a shake and go.

The skirt was unpolished, unfinished.

I could see the hem rolling up at the bottom.

It was just so unflattering.

BROOKE LYNN: Her personality is so bubbly and loveable and fun,

but that look was like Party City Wilma Flintstone.

JEFFREY: Eeh.

STACEY: It's not like she didn't have a lot of options.

She had options. She had CDs.

BROOKE LYNN: Do you remember CDs?

STACEY: Yeah, she had CDs. I'm still using them.

BROOKE LYNN: You still use CDs? ELISHA: Yes.

STACEY: You too, right, Elisha? ELISHA: No, I don't, no.

STACEY: To me, she could have done

so much more with her outfit.

ELISHA: I feel bad 'cause I think I understand

what she was trying to go for. JEFFREY: Mm-hm.

BROOKE LYNN: And finally, last but certainly not least,

Rita Baga.

STACEY: Love, love, love, love Rita Baga.

ELISHA: That outfit was elevated.

The taste level was through the roof.

BROOKE LYNN: I love that detail of the Roots mittens.

ELISHA: Kind of have a crush on Rita.

JEFFREY: I wanted to crawl into her igloo and just

cuddle up there and stay there all night.

BROOKE LYNN: I know who she is after seeing her on that runway.

She is a campy Quebecois queen.

They are very over the top and cabaret,

and so I thought that was a really nice nod to her province.

And the cheese curds, I wanted some of those!

[laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: I think the three of us have made our decision.

Bring back our loons.

[loon call] [laughter]

ELISHA: Welcome back, ladies.

BROOKE LYNN: Each week, the three of us have to decide

who stays and who sashays away.

So many queens from across Canada applied,

but you all made it here,

and that is an accomplishment

that nobody can take away from you.

Just by being here, you should all be so proud.

Jimbo, well, zipperdy-do-dah-gay.

You served us rainbow right.

Boa, girl, life gave you spuds,

and you made tater-ade.

[laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: Rita Baga,

we loved you from cold front to back.

Rita Baga...

Con-drag-ulations. [applause]

You are the winner of this week's challenge.

RITA: Thank you! Happiness!

BROOKE LYNN: You have won a $5.000 shopping spree

from our friends at Roots.

RITA: Thank you!

BROOKE LYNN: You may join the other girls.

RITA: Yay!

RITA: This, right now, is her-story.

I won the first ever maxi challenge

on Canada's Drag Race!

BROOKE LYNN: Boa and Jimbo,

you are both safe.

You may both step to the back of the stage.

♪

BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx,

we can see that you have plenty of juice.

We just wish that you had used more of your box.

I'm so sorry, my dear,

but you are up for elimination.

BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, we love balls.

We love them.

But on the runway, you didn't gold-dig deep enough.

Lemon, you brought your anime game to the runway

but your sports look wasn't super kawaii .

Lemon...

I'm sorry to say that you are up for elimination.

BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, you are safe.

However, during your critiques,

all of the judges got serious pushback from you.

There's a fine line between confidence and arrogance.

We all suggest you find it.

You may join the other girls.

KYNE: Oh, sorry.

[laughter]

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BROOKE LYNN: Two queens stand before us.

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BROOKE LYNN: Prior to tonight,

you were asked to prepare a lip synch performance

of Carly Rae Jepsen's "I Really Like You."

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress us

and save yourself from elimination.

ELISHA: The time has come

for you to lip synch for your life.

♪

LEMON: I feel terrible, like I did not think that I'd be

bottom two this early on.

I did not think that my look was deserving of bottom two.

I am really shaken up.

JUICE BOXX: Sorry, sis, but someone's gotta go.

This is gonna be a full-out bloodbath.

It's gonna be a show.

ELISHA: Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

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♪ I really want to stop but I just got a taste for it ♪

♪ I feel like I could fly with the boy on the moon ♪

♪ So honey, hold my hand ♪

♪ You like making me wait for it ♪

♪ I feel like I could die

♪ Walking up to the room, oh yeah ♪

♪ Late night, watching television ♪

♪ But how'd we get in this position? ♪

♪ It's way too soon... ♪

LEMON: There is no way I'm going home.

I don't care what it takes.

I love Juice Boxx so much,

but I'm about to send this bitch packing.

♪ Tell you something ♪

♪ I really really really really really really like you ♪

♪ And I want you ♪ ♪ Do you want me? ♪

♪ Do you want me too? ♪

♪ I really really really really really really like you ♪

♪ And I want you ♪ ♪ Do you want me? ♪

♪ Do you want me too? ♪

♪ Oh, did I say too much? ♪

♪ I'm so in my head ♪

♪ When we're out of touch ♪

♪ I really really really really really really like you ♪

♪ And I want you ♪ ♪ Do you want me? ♪

♪ Do you want me too? ♪

♪ Who gave you eyes like that? ♪

♪ Said you could keep them? ♪

♪ I don't know how to act ♪

♪ Or if I should be leaving ♪

TYNOMI: This lip synch right now is fire.

♪ Going out of my mind ♪ ♪ I need to tell you something ♪

♪ Yeah, I need to tell you something ♪

♪ Yeah, I really really really really really really like you ♪

♪ And I want you ♪ ♪ Do you want me? ♪

♪ Do you want me too? ♪

♪ I really really really really really really like you ♪

♪ And I want you ♪ ♪ Do you want me? ♪

♪ Do you want me too? ♪

♪ Oh, did I say too much? (Did I say too much?) ♪

♪ I'm so in my head (I'm so in my head) ♪

♪ When we're out of touch (When we're out of touch) ♪

♪ I really really really really really like you ♪

♪ And I want you ♪ ♪ Do you want me? ♪

♪ Do you want me too? ♪

♪ Yeah, I really really really really really really like you ♪

♪ And I want you ♪ ♪ Do you want me? ♪

♪ Do you want me too? ♪

♪ I really really really really really really like you ♪

♪ And I want you ♪ ♪ Do you want me? ♪

♪ Do you want me too? ♪

[cheering and applause]

BOA: Good job, bitch! Yes!

Wow.

BROOKE LYNN: Ladies, I hope you're all paying attention.

That is how you lip synch for your life.

But a decision must be made.

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BROOKE LYNN: Lemon...

Chante, you stay.

♪

BROOKE LYNNE: You may join the other girls.

LEMON: I love you.

JUICE BOXX: It's okay.

♪

BROOKE LYNN: Juice Boxx,

you may not have brought home the Canadian bacon,

but you will always be our Canadian pork chop.

JUICE BOXX: Ha-ha.

BROOKE LYNN: Now sip on that.

JUICE BOXX: I will. Thank you guys so much.

I appreciate it all from the bottom of my heart.

This is an amazing opportunity, and I'm just so happy

that I got to be a part of it.

And now I'm part of those like pantheon of girls

that went home first. [laughter]

BROOKE LYNN: It breaks my heart to say this,

but... sashay away.

We love you. JUICE BOXX: I love you too.

BROOKE LYNN: And you should be so proud of yourself.

JUICE BOXX: Thank you. I am.

Thank you guys so much. I appreciate it.

BROOKE LYNN: We love you. Thank you.

JEFFREY: We love you.

[applause]

JUICE BOXX: Bye, cunts! [laughter]

♪

JUICE BOXX: I'm proud of myself that I made it here.

I never thought that I would even have a chance

to get on Drag Race, and here I am on the first season

of Canada's Drag Race, and I put up a fucking fight.

I came, I saw,

I got stuck on my outfit,

I fell in the mini challenge, and then I danced my ass off.

There you go, Canada, suck on that.

♪

BROOKE LYNN: Well, con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember, stay true north strong and fierce.

Now let the music play!

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ Lipstick, lipstick paint it on ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

♪ That sure suits you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Work it for me ♪ ♪ Work it for me, me ♪

♪ You wear it ♪ ♪ You wear it ♪

♪ You wear it well ♪

RUPAUL: Next time on Canada's Drag Race...

BROOKE LYNN: Inspired by the iconic Heritage Minutes,

you will be overacting in two her -itage moments.

JEFFREY: Action.

STARZY: Someone call the doctor because I'm feeling sick-ening!

BOA: A sexist place, full of... Oh my god!

I'm sorry. Oh my god.

PRIYANKA: Just say the lines. Just say the lines, Boa.

BROOKE LYNN: Kyne, you were not too pleased on the runway.

KYNE: You know what? I forgive you.

SCARLETT: Bitch, you're gonna forgive Brooke Lynn?!

STACEY: You killed it for me.

GUEST HOST: I just wrote, "Yassss!"

JEFFREY: The fact that you are new to this isn't very relevant

because she slayed the game.

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