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Previously on "Wynonna Earp".
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A kid is missing.
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I'm retiring.
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To Sheriff Nicole Haught.
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Charlie. Is this you flirting?
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My baby daddy is married to a vampire.
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I don't like you at all.
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Are you sure?
- Stop pretending
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that this isn't what you came here for.
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He was kind, honest. His name was Julian.
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My dad was an angel.
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You were born out of love.
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We can find Julian if you want.
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What's in it for me?
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OK. Slow down.
This is the last time we're doing this.
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Since we both have stressful jobs
and everything
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we could keep doing this
to take the edge off?
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I'm all edge, Charlie.
If you can't handle that.
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You may handle me however you please.
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Good morning guys.
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I'm Deputy Nicole Haught, and I'm here
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hoping to earn your vote for Sheriff.
- Shit, shitty-shit!
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I thought that was going pretty good.
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How's Purgatory's finest this morning?
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Thank you, sincerely, for all that you do.
I know it's not an easy job.
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Nedley calls us Hose Jockeys.
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Sheriff Nedley's sense of humour
leaves a lot to be desired.
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And rest assured when I am Sheriff
you will be both respected and supported.
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I will also pre-order
a dozen of your calendars.
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I'm April this year.
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Happy Easter to me.
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I had no idea Officer Haught was
your sister's girlfriend. That's so weird.
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You're not one of those "Adam & Eve,
not Adam & Steve" people are you?
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God no. Purgatory Pride
is my favourite event of the year.
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Purgatory has a Pride?
- Yeah, we painted the fire engine rainbow.
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Nicole warned me about you.
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That I'm super flexible?
- No, that you're a hot mess.
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Well, it's better than a cold... tidy.
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This was fun. Thanks for the...
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Pump?
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That's gross.
- Backdraft?
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Did we do that?
- Heat?
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Was that me?
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Nothing to see here. Just an adult woman,
with adult woman needs.
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Leaving a fire hall.
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- You need a ride.
- I had a ride, I need a nap.
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And a ride.
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So you and Doc, not a thing anymore?
- We were never a thing.
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And I haven't seen him for a week.
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Burns like a mother...!
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What have I done?
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Bulshar's ring is rejecting you.
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Now that you're compromised.
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Don't worry, my love.
Now we're linked together forever.
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Just like you wanted.
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Just like I wanted...
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What's with the children's choir?
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A bunch of Omicron Tau Psi's,
slumming it from the big city.
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We confiscated their party bus this morning.
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Who party buses at 10 am?
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The deeply committed.
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♪ Drink up friends, drink up brothers!
Drink up all you sexy mothers. ♪
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Maybe later.
- Sorry, yeah, I... dozed off.
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What's all this?
- Oh, since closing down the abattoir
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thereby rescuing my new tall n' jazzy
maybe kinda boyfriend
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I've been trying to figure out
where Bulshar could've moved his operation.
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Nice! Also... When was the last time
you went home? Or ate?
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That depends. What day is it?
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We're gonna need to get you a falafel.
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Push with your legs.
- Shut up with your mouth.
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Am I finally gonna see your sex cave?
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It's more of a closet.
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Retired Nedley is kinky.
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Everything in there, I seized
from crime scenes that didn't feel kosher.
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Ones with a supernatural element.
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Why didn't you turn them over to Dolls?
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Well, initially I wasn't sure
I could trust him. Now I know...
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How long have you been hiding this stuff?
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Since I became Sheriff.
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Oh, we're gonna find dinosaur bones.
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Ha ha. It's up to you two to decide
what to keep, what to burn.
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Huh. It's like Hoarders meets StorageWars.
And I for one, am here for it.
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How're you making out
getting city council's stamp of approval?
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Well, Bunny Loblaw won't return my calls.
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That stuck-up Tuesday's still around?
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Yup. And reigning over city council
with an iron fistula.
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Bunny Loblaw's
the real king maker here in Purgatory.
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And she won't return your calls
because she's a bully.
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Bullies smell fear,
they just get more vicious.
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Yeah dummy, everyone knows that.
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You get her on your own turf, you look
her dead in the eye and you tell her
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that you're the only person for the job.
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Right. I am going to call her
and I'm gonna set up a meeting.
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Bunny's gonna eat her for lunch.
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Nedley, are you looking at my ass?
- No.
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This will have to do.
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Shouldn't sneak around when there's
a gun-toting mental patient on the loose.
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I thought we were friends.
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You bailed right in the middle
of my Christmas feast.
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You find my brussel sprouts offensive?
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I do apologise, ma'am, but something came up.
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You're gonna make it up to me.
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I fear this is about to get weird.
- Don't worry. I'll drive if you're tired.
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I do not understand.
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I need to get out of here.
Just for a little while.
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Cabin fever.
- You don't know the half of it.
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Oh, I just might.
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OK, let's go,
before I roll you for your keys.
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What do you think about this?
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Urn. Nice.
- OK, but is it supernatural?
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Supernaturally oogly.
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Hey, can you check this out?
I found Nedley's old police memo.
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November 9th, 1996.
Raccoon stuck in drop ceiling.
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Call cleared but now require rabies shot.
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Wynonna? Can you...
Like a little help here, please?
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Holy shit. Baby Nedley.
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When you're done with story time,
could you please do some actual work?
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Nicole, you're a smart-ish girl.
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Surely you've figured out by now
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that this whole "cleaning out the secret
locker" job is bullshit.
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Nedley made it up
to make us practice working together.
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He parent trapped us?
- None of this stuff matters.
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And it sure as hell isn't gonna help us
with our Bulshar problem.
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Alright, well, you might be fine to sit
on your ass and do nothing.
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But I'm not.
Especially after what he did to Dolls.
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You want my help? Fine, Nicole.
- Yes. Thank you.
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No problem. Crap. Crap.
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Definitely crap. Not crap. More crap!
- Wynonna, you're being reckless.
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Super crap!
- Whoa!
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You know what, Deputy Dipshit,
that's kinda my brand.
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And it's been working fine so far.
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God, I am so sick of your attitude...
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Smooth move, Ginger Spice. You just
earned yourself seven years bad luck.
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Hey Tayla. You seen Doc around lately?
- Nah.
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I'll have a whiskey. Leave the bottle.
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Whatcha got there, Sheriff?
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Ginger ale. And it's just Randy now.
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Didn't peg you for a teetotaller, "Just Randy".
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Well, I'm still on duty.
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Those drunken frat boys from the big city
got me running my ass off.
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One of the many, many jobs
I won't miss when I retire.
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Well, I won't tell if you won't.
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Oh.
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Look what I found
for your retirement party slide-show.
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It's like your top lip
is wearing a skinny tie.
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How's it going in the evidence locker?
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Ugh... Nicole smashed some stuff.
Big surprise.
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It's gotta be hard to move around
with a giant pickle up your ass, though.
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Give her some slack, Wynonna.
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You know me. I love slack.
But that chick all work and no play.
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Next thing you know,
she's gonna be chopping people up
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with an axe like...
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that dude in the hotel.
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Dave at the Motor Inn?
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Him too.
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Well, go easy on Nicole.
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You two have more in common than you think.
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Well, it's worth a shot, I guess.
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OK.
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Hi! Bunny. Um, come on in.
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I did.
- Can I take your coat?
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Why? So you can rifle through the pockets?
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Oh, what on God's flat earth is that?
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Oh, that's just Calamity Jane.
Please don't worry she's super friendly.
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I don't care what it is. Either she goes
or I go. I am deathly allergic.
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Right. OK. OK. Come on girly.
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Calamity, you're getting fat.
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Okay, just make yourself cosy.
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Just one second. I'll be right back.
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Disgusting.
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I am sorry, ma'am.
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Willa would be very sorry about Willa.
That was always her first thought.
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Willa was Ward's pet.
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God, she was spoiled, and she had a mean
streak. She would have been a terrible heir.
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She was just a child.
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Yeah, she was my baby.
I'm so sorry I wasn't there to protect you.
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Hey, where are you going now?
- Come on. I'll tell you which way to turn.
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Ms Gibson. Michelle. It's freezing out here.
- Oh, stop being a wiener. Come on.
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Besides, I know you got a bottle of
tequila stashed under your seat.
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That's gonna get us through.
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So, I have some great ideas
on how to make the town safer
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and the department run more efficiently.
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Well, that's all well and good,
Deputy Haught. But my main concern is this.
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Randy Nedley is full of shit.
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Excuse me?
- I am so sick and tired
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of being kept in the dark about all
the strange occurrences in Purgatory.
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I won't be lied to about what's really
going on in my town. Under my nose.
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Which is what exactly?
- Well, you tell me.
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That's why I'm here.
Unless you don't want to be sheriff.
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And don't give me any hooey about costume
parties gone awry or zoo animals escaping.
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Well, Bunny, um,
Purgatory is a very unique town
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with some unique challenges...
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Sorry to interrupt. Just need to talk to
Deputy Tater Haught for a quick sec here.
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Yeah, this is really not a good time.
- Actually it's perfect timing.
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Because I'm thinking
of backing Wynonna for sheriff.
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You can't be serious.
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I'm dead serious. Wynonna, you are
a straight shooter. You're one tough bitch.
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Hey-o.
- And the Earps
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are one of Purgatory's original families.
This one...
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This one?
- Sorry, what about "this one"?
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What Purgatory needs is a home-grown hero.
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Not some fly-by-night outsider
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who, let's face it
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is a little too...
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Different.
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Can I just... real quick... For a sec.
One sec. Just... In the kitchen.
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Wait 'til Bunny finds out
about Purgatory Pride.
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What are you doing here?
- Right, uh, it's about Nedley, and you.
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Alright.
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Did Buns Buns really just say I could be..?
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Oh no, you cannot take that job.
- I don't want that job.
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Yeah, cos you would be a disaster.
- No shit, Not Sheriff.
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You have no police training,
you're terrible with authority
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you're not even qualified to run a Chipotle!
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Guac-a-cuse me? You know what?
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Maybe I'd like to be Sheriff Nedley
two point oh, oh, I'm your boss after all.
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Well, excuse me, but you can't even
do one single assignment properly
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without breaking a million rules - and a
creepy-ass mirror - in the process.
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Oh, Isis!
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What rules?
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Purgatory is the goddamned
Thunder dome and I'm Tina Friggin' Turner.
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What are you even talking about?
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Point is, you can wrap yourself up
in the rules like a snug little blanket
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to keep you warm at night,
but I'm gonna go get shit done.
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Balls, Bunny's dead.
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Calamity Jane! She's allergic!
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Yeah.
- Bunny? Hey?
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I know a dozen places we can hide the body.
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She's still alive.
- Fine, I'll save them for next time.
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Her purse. Wynonna, get her purse!
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Yeah, cash.
- No! Medication, Wynonna!
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Ugh, crap!
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Is this Oxy? Ow!
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The tea.
- Oh!
235
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Alright, Bunny, here we go.
Here we go.
236
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,373
Swallow. Swallow.
- Come on. Come on you old bat.
237
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,380
- I don't need a doctor.
- How about an exorcist, Bun Bun.
238
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:26,711
Ok. I'll put her in my cruiser.
239
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,821
We can get her faster to the hospital
with the lights and sirens on.
240
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,929
Don't take me to Purgatory General.
They have too many immigrant doctors.
241
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,511
Ow! Gee!
- OK, that's enough out of you.
242
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,265
Go inside, get her purse.
- So you do wanna rob her?
243
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,499
No. I wanna get her meds, the doctors
are going to need them to diagnose her.
244
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,625
Let's get her to the hospital
and get the meds after.
245
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,231
What the hell?
- I will get them.
246
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,587
I mean, you want something done right...
- No, I will do it.
247
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,400
Who the hell are you? What is going on!
248
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,111
I'm killing you!
249
00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,489
You have gotta be frigging kidding me!
250
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,540
Look who needs my help now.
251
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,957
What are you doing?
- Get in.
252
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,718
Dude, I had her keys. What about your truck?
253
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,049
Battery's dead!
I blame your cat for that, too.
254
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:16,243
Okay, well, I should drive. Because
then we're not stealing Bunny's car.
255
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,287
We're just commandeering it
for official police bus...
256
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,802
Bigger fish, Nicole!
257
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:20,896
OK...
258
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,518
OK, great. I'll call Waverly.
259
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,315
We're logging on now.
260
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,087
Hurry. We need to make sure Bunny's OK.
261
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,525
Sorry, sorry, but it's kinda funny.
262
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,050
You guys have some terrible luck today.
263
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,282
Like black fly
in your Chardonnay kind of terrible.
264
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,409
Speed it up, Jagged Little Nerd.
265
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:43,501
OK, I'm pinging the cruiser's GPS
and good news, it's parked.
266
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,669
Bunny Nut Cheerios! You need to hurry.
267
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:54,303
Of course those two frat brats
drove your car to a biker bar.
268
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,493
Maybe they're friendly bikers
hosting a Golden Girls Trivia Night.
269
00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:02,933
We're not in St Olaf anymore.
- Get me out of here, you white trash tart!
270
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,597
I see you're feeling better. Try your handle.
271
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,937
I am!
It doesn't open from the inside.
272
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,172
It's a safety feature... Haven't
you been arrested like 500 times?
273
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,780
Not the time, Nicole!
- Luckily, I always have a spare key.
274
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,235
OK, then.
275
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,121
You are a some kind of moron, Haught!
276
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,370
Whoa! The bullet
could ricochet and hit Bunny.
277
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,250
I'm willing to take the risk.
- Or us.
278
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,998
OK...
279
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,526
I'll just call the fire department.
They can pop the door off.
280
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,007
No! Do not do that.
- What?
281
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,177
They'll never let us Sheriffs live it down.
- OK. You have a better idea?
282
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,596
Yeah. We go in and we find Tweedle Dee
and Tweedle Douche.
283
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,883
We're in and out in five minutes tops.
We get the keys.
284
00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,598
She'll never notice, we're good to go.
Let's go.
285
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:48,766
Don't leave me in here, you sons of bitches!
You are gonna hear from my lawyer!
286
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,070
Peacemaker?
287
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:53,937
We're outnumbered.
288
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,230
And we don't want Bunny to think
we went in guns blazing.
289
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:06,041
I couldn't wait to join the rodeo circuit,
flee this shit-hole town.
290
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:11,831
Then I came back one long August weekend,
and I got drunk... pregnant.
291
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,424
Ended up marrying Ward Earp.
292
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,503
Well, he did give you
three beautiful daughters.
293
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,510
No, he gave me two.
Waverly was Julian's, remember?
294
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,851
What's it like being with an angel?
295
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,854
What's it like being with a demon?
296
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:38,316
No, Julian made me feel like I didn't have
to break my spirit to be happy.
297
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,780
I do know what that is like.
298
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:49,043
The night Waverly was born, Ward pushed
Julian outside of the Ghost River Triangle.
299
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,416
It happened right here.
300
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,289
He's been lost ever since.
301
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,500
How do you know that?
302
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,674
Bobo told me.
303
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:02,722
Del Rey? You talked to him?
304
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:09,142
I did more than talk to him. I gave him the
Christmas dinner that you didn't want...
305
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,806
And his freedom.
306
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,235
Are you out of your god-forsaken mind, woman?
307
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,238
I think we've established, yes, sometimes.
308
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:22,401
You have unleashed a monster!
- Bulshar is risen, sweet cheeks.
309
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:24,069
These are end times.
310
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,701
It's gonna
take monsters to fight a monster.
311
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:31,706
Bobo Del Rey has tried to kill your daughters
multiple times.
312
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:32,995
Nobody's perfect.
313
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:37,000
You do not get to make those life
or death decisions for them!
314
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:41,007
Who's going to stop me? You, Johnny Hank?
315
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,304
Hm, if necessary.
316
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:48,852
Well good. Seems like now we're finally
'talking'. So here's my terms...
317
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,061
What should we do with these interlopers?
318
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,186
Release them into the woods
and hunt them down like dogs?
319
00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,482
Or, or we could eviscerate them
320
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,862
right here on the bar?
321
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:04,989
Yeah.
322
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:09,122
Are you gonna stay late and clean up
that mess? Cos I'm not.
323
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,792
Suggestions? Anyone else?
324
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,083
That might be a good idea.
325
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:24,589
Well, well, well.
Looks like today's our lucky day.
326
00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:29,890
Seems the would-be sheriff and the heir have
decided to join us for a little drink.
327
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,646
We were dumb to think
we could pull a fast one on you.
328
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:37,310
But I can tell you're men of sport,
and, you know
329
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,525
where's the sport in ripping Dumb
and Doucher to shreds?
330
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,026
What are you proposing?
331
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,446
I'm proposing that you let them go
332
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,033
and... you and me
333
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:53,000
and Deputy Haught to Trot here
have ourselves a little contest.
334
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,330
What are you good at?
335
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,420
Golden Girls Trivia.
- Drinking.
336
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,833
You really wanna challenge me
to a drinking contest?
337
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,459
Mm-hm. I do.
338
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,504
And if we win, then you let us go.
339
00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,180
What happens when I win?
340
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:12,683
Then you... get to... kill us.
341
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,381
We could've just offered them cash?
342
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,441
I didn't work it out all the way
to the end before I pitched it.
343
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,361
You must be the stupidest heir yet.
344
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,737
Definitely in the Top 5.
345
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,238
OK. Let them Greeks go.
346
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,995
You owe us. Take the cruiser
and the old bag in the back seat
347
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,906
and get to the hospital, OK?
- Yes, ma'am.
348
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:36,956
Now let's get pissed!
349
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,210
I'm worried. Neither of them are answering.
350
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,667
OK, wait, wait. Let's just recap.
351
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,173
First, Bunny has a heart attack
352
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,713
at Nicole's.
- Yes.
353
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,631
Then the cruiser gets stolen
with Bunny in it.
354
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,680
Then it just happens
to end up at a Revenant roadhouse.
355
00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,846
Doesn't that sound
spectacularly unlucky to you?
356
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,817
Too unlucky to be a coincidence?
357
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,025
Mirror, mirror, on the floor...
358
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:14,248
Maybe if we put it back together
their luck will change?
359
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,078
Well, it can't get any worse.
360
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,162
OK.
361
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:20,750
1, 2, 3, drink.
362
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,630
Is that all you got? Come on, fellas.
Let's take this up a notch, huh?
363
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:30,889
Grab the Ouzo!
364
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,890
I really wish you'd stop helping.
365
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:36,428
1, 2, 3, drink.
366
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,047
How you feeling there, Rolfy boy?
367
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,482
I feel good.
- Good.
368
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,861
I feel strong.
- I feel college.
369
00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,950
How are you not bombed?
You weigh like...
370
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,036
eight pounds.
371
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,154
I like you.
372
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:57,791
Ena, Dio, Tria.
373
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:12,555
Oh!
374
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,932
Game over, lightweight!
375
00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,842
What? I swallowed it!
376
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,433
And it came back up. Which means
you lose. Everyone knows that.
377
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,309
It's true, man. Everyone knows that.
378
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,855
Well, we won fair and square. Un-cuff us.
379
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,396
Hang on.
380
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,317
You've been spitting your shots
into this bottle.
381
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:36,242
No, she hasn't. You haven't right.
382
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,998
I learned it from Coyote Ugly.
- I love that movie!
383
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:43,040
You broke the rules.
Now I get to break your necks.
384
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,209
Ooh good one.
385
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,714
Stop!
386
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,129
Stop quipping and run!
- Yup!
387
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,301
Hurry up! The cuff's chafing.
388
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:03,600
You're going too fast and I'm too drunk.
You are literally the worst!
389
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,393
Climb! Climb! Climb!
390
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,743
You found my mementos.
391
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:20,415
You mean the souvenirs of all
the people you have killed?
392
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:21,791
That's a vulgar way to put it.
393
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:22,951
It is the truth.
394
00:24:23,379 --> 00:24:24,836
Is it Wynonna you're helping?
395
00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,335
In a manner of speaking.
396
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:33,003
She must be some woman if you're willing
to give up one of your precious pistols.
397
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,093
It's sweet you think she'd want you now.
398
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,184
You know how your jealousy bores me.
399
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:43,392
As you really are.
- Wynonna helped make me as I am.
400
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:48,857
I did! Because you asked me to!
401
00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:53,148
My Henry.
402
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:56,575
Greatest gunslinger that ever lived.
403
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,742
And a filthy, rotten scoundrel.
404
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,417
All this helping
and sacrificing she has you doing...
405
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,499
She thinks I can be better.
- Than what?
406
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:09,293
It's beneath you.
407
00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:12,217
Wynonna is breaking your spirit.
408
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,963
But I love you when you're at your worst.
409
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,091
Maybe even more.
410
00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:28,525
Then you'll know I'm not a man
that does ultimatums.
411
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,730
Or likes to choose.
412
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:35,615
You have chosen.
And you're mine, forever now.
413
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,868
So go, tell the Earp heir.
414
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,493
See if she welcomes you back into her bed.
415
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,507
You know we wouldn't be in this mess
if you'd just played by the rules.
416
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,214
There are no rules in this shit town, Nicole!
417
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:58,217
If you wanna be all normal
and law-abiding do it somewhere else.
418
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,243
You know what, get your ass out
of your head, Wynonna.
419
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,078
You're not the only one
who's been through stuff.
420
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:08,895
Oh right, I forgot. You survived a massacre.
Yeah that one is legit as... F.
421
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:13,441
You're right I did. So I'm not about to die
here handcuffed to a criminal
422
00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,401
you, by the way.
423
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,781
Oh! Real mature!
424
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:21,490
You know what, you survived some shit
and I cannot wait for your TED Talk
425
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:27,205
but get back to me when you're cursed!
Jesus. Mother bad lucker.
426
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:31,997
It's jammed and not like Space or strawberry,
the bad kind of jam!
427
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:41,256
Well, aren't you two a pair
of catty little bitches.
428
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:45,636
I like all that animosity
running through your veins.
429
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:49,640
You're basting in it.
Oh, it'll make you taste so much better.
430
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:55,774
You be Scott.
- You be Tessa.
431
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:13,083
We make a pretty good team!
- Yeah, chemistry's solid.
432
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,375
OK, yup.
433
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:28,262
As much as I love a feel-good ending,
this ain't it. Any last words?
434
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,056
I miss Macaulay Culkin.
- Tell Waverly I love her.
435
00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,896
Oh sure, make me look like an asshole.
436
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:42,696
You owe me a wife!
437
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,203
Is this better or worse?
- Worse!
438
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,623
There's gotta be one more piece.
- Whoop! There it is!
439
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,837
Oh my god.
440
00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:56,506
OK. Bad luck over?
441
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:59,175
We fixed it! Did we fix it?
- I don't know.
442
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,380
There's a mountain man!
- A gross stabby mountain man!
443
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,472
So, not fixed then.
444
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,852
Not so fast, Gandalf...
445
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:15,935
You shall not pass.
446
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,772
Yeah, on second thought, you do you, man.
447
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,698
One of you will be my new wife!
448
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:30,491
Not it.
- Did he just say wife? Come on.
449
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,293
Whelp.
450
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:45,263
OK, the mirror wasn't the only thing
they broke, right? Wait, what's this?
451
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,141
Is that ceramic?
- It looks like a lawn ornament?
452
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,512
He's not an ogre.
453
00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,188
He's a gnome!
454
00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,690
How does that help us?
455
00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:59,481
You owe me a wife! Now choose!
456
00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:02,175
How could we possibly...
- Nicole would make a great gnome wife.
457
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,358
Love me a good puzzle.
458
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,992
She's beautiful and annoyingly noble.
459
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:09,867
And I know she's great in bed
because my house has very thin walls!
460
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,868
Quick, quick quick, quick!
- Stop!
461
00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:15,752
You should choose Wynonna.
She is funny, and irrepressible
462
00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:18,709
and she always goes to the mat
for the people she loves.
463
00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:19,960
More tape!
464
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,111
Oh, and she's super fertile!
- That was one time.
465
00:29:22,135 --> 00:29:24,752
You stick to that. I will do tape.
466
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,802
I think this would be a really good time
to tell you that
467
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,549
I am a lesbian.
468
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,871
Oh, like you never went through
an experimental phase.
469
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:32,931
Not with gnomes.
470
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,901
That's very narrow-minded, Nicole.
Love is love.
471
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:37,481
Stop talking!
472
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:40,778
OK!
473
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,606
You want a wife, but you need a mint.
474
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:47,776
We're missing a piece!
475
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:51,321
I got the knees!
Oh my god, these are...
476
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,911
Boobs? Oh hell gnome! It's a lady.
477
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,825
They broke his gnome wife!
478
00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,690
Quick, stick the boobs back on!
- That is a lawsuit waiting to happen!
479
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,546
Fine I'll do it.
- With the utmost respect!
480
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:02,544
Just hand me the double-sided tape!
481
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:05,927
God, I really wish we had a gnome bra!
- It's done.
482
00:30:13,103 --> 00:30:15,470
Monique! You're alright!
483
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,947
Aw. That that was kind of...
- ...of sweet?
484
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:34,035
And romantic?
- Exactly how my first Grindr date ended.
485
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,453
I've said too much.
486
00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:39,418
Found it at the old roadhouse.
487
00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:42,734
Doors were open. Keys were in the ignition.
I wouldn't drive it for more than a day.
488
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,478
You never know when the owner
is gonna sober up and report it stolen.
489
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:52,008
OK, we got some cash, an I.D., oh,
I knew an outlaw'd get what's needed
490
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:58,722
when I need to get out of Dodge fast.
Oh. But I'm not gonna take your pistol.
491
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,219
We both know you might need that.
492
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,270
Much obliged.
493
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:05,061
Otherwise, nicely done, Johnny Hank.
494
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,816
I wish I could say the same.
495
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,778
Is this where you beg me to stay?
496
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,442
I do not beg.
497
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:17,202
Anyway, this gives us our best chance
of keeping them safe.
498
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:20,623
Seems to be my lot in life.
Leaving to keep other people safe.
499
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,961
Am I meant to feel sorry for you?
500
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:28,385
No. I would never ask you that.
But you do recognise this, you recognise me
501
00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:30,260
you recognise what I'm doing.
502
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:34,345
Setting evil free and imperilling
your own family in the process.
503
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:38,060
Now that I know what happened to Julian,
I have to go find him.
504
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:42,477
He's lost out there. He's outside
the Ghost River Triangle...
505
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:48,279
From the second I walked into that barn,
you knew I'd make you leave.
506
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,031
You knew I'd help you.
507
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,446
Sometimes it takes a monster.
508
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:56,870
Wynonna will be angry.
509
00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,365
She's not gonna be angry with you.
510
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,369
She always seems to forgive you.
511
00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:09,710
Still, you may not escape her anger.
For you are abandoning your family for love.
512
00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:14,472
Like I'm gonna let a vampire
lecture me on love.
513
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,265
Oh...
514
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,607
Shit.
515
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,692
Out already?
516
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:35,327
I didn't even have time to send flowers.
- It was just a fancy faint.
517
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,532
Yeah, the cat made a bed in your ass-crack.
518
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:41,157
A doctor said I'm fine.
I'm as healthy as an ox.
519
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,409
With the cankles to match.
520
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:48,207
Listen, I am just here to tell Officer Haught
that despite the day's events
521
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,550
she will not be getting my support.
522
00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,714
She saved your life, you incorrigible bitch.
523
00:32:56,224 --> 00:33:00,639
Perhaps. But she does not belong here
in Purgatory.
524
00:33:01,021 --> 00:33:03,138
She is not our people.
525
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,731
Are you a xenophobe or a homophobe?
526
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,809
Why pick just one.
527
00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:11,104
Even though it was against her best interest,
Nicole did the right thing.
528
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,401
She always does the right thing.
No matter what.
529
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,650
That's the kind of person
who should be sheriff.
530
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:18,494
I'll keep that in mind.
- No. now, Bunny...
531
00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:21,868
Shouldn't we talk about
what really happened today?
532
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:25,501
What's really got your pearls all twisted?
533
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,355
I don't know what you're talking about.
534
00:33:27,422 --> 00:33:28,708
What you saw.
535
00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,878
Because you saw something.
Didn't you, Bun-Bun?
536
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:35,052
It was just a dream, a terrible dream.
537
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:40,558
Like the one where I'm on the cruise ship
with all those shirtless Portuguese sailors.
538
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:44,308
OK, there's a lot to unpack there. But no.
539
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:46,226
You weren't dreaming.
540
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:50,435
See, you think you want to know the things
Nedley's been keeping secret.
541
00:33:51,613 --> 00:33:52,649
You don't.
542
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:57,443
That monster you saw today
is just the tip of the iceberg.
543
00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,155
Iceberg?
544
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:03,164
If you don't back Nicole for sheriff,
I am sending that monster
545
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:07,661
and all of his demon friends, to your house.
546
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,463
You can't and you won't.
547
00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:13,424
Bless your cold, withered heart.
548
00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:16,419
You think you can handle
another "fancy faint"?
549
00:34:17,973 --> 00:34:19,973
Then Nicole Haught
is going to be the next sheriff.
550
00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,219
OK?
551
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:23,259
Have a lovely day.
552
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,934
I need to get to church.
- You gotta book yourself that cruise.
553
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:35,821
How long have you been listening?
554
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,648
It would've been rude to interrupt.
555
00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:38,951
Naughty-Haughty.
556
00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:43,496
How's your head? Because I feel
like I can hear space and time.
557
00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,699
Hair of the dog?
558
00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:50,541
Officer Haught. At work?
559
00:34:50,797 --> 00:34:53,289
Well, some rules are made to be broken.
560
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:55,632
Maybe you would be a good wife.
561
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:59,094
Aw, thank you, but you're not my type.
You cheat at drinking games.
562
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:04,810
Truce?
563
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,140
More than a truce. A win.
564
00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:14,227
You know,
I used to think you were an outsider too.
565
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,771
And that things would get too demony,
and you would...
566
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,612
go and leave my sister with a broken heart.
567
00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,194
Wynonna, I love her.
568
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:27,031
Ew. Also, you'd better.
569
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:30,455
And I love you too.
570
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:36,966
I mean, it's terribly unfair and sometimes
I get jealous because you get to be...
571
00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,378
Get to be what?
572
00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:42,967
You.
573
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:48,435
You're staked to this land, same as me.
574
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,471
You never had a choice.
575
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,181
What d'you mean?
576
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:01,611
It wasn't Black Badge who saved you
from the Cult of Bulshar massacre, Nicole.
577
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,244
It was an idealistic local cop.
578
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,002
Oh...
579
00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:22,804
That little dance battle
at the vampire ball really did my back in.
580
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:31,725
Ah...
581
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,404
You were so damn scared...
582
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:44,988
still so damn tough.
583
00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:49,955
I found you, down river from the massacre.
You'd gotten yourself into a canoe.
584
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,449
You got away, so...
585
00:36:53,294 --> 00:36:54,535
You're the one.
586
00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,593
Kept an eye on you afterwards.
587
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,802
You know those folks of yours.
588
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:12,011
Who lets their six-year-old daughter
go to a music festival in the woods?
589
00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:15,560
My parents were never anything but selfish.
590
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,483
If they could see you now...
591
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:23,652
We don't talk.
- Why? Because of... who you are?
592
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:26,033
Yeah. A cop.
593
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,695
When I found out you'd enrolled
in the police academy
594
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,906
I couldn't resist offering you this job.
595
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:36,202
When I saw the posting, I knew
that this is where I had to serve.
596
00:37:40,425 --> 00:37:42,041
Everything good that I have in my life
597
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,506
is because I came back
to the Ghost River Triangle.
598
00:37:50,310 --> 00:37:53,769
You're like a daughter to me.
599
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:14,372
You're wrinkling the crease in my khakis.
600
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,215
Thank you.
601
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,471
You are a tough act to follow.
602
00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:31,174
I'm not going anywhere.
603
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:35,435
Not if you really need me.
604
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,393
Congratulations, Sheriff Haught.
605
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:41,771
You earned it.
606
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:50,325
Fill the tub with tequila and salt the rim.
I have had a day.
607
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,947
She's gone.
608
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:58,951
Went to find Julian.
609
00:39:08,263 --> 00:39:12,257
We just had Christmas together
and it was so nice.
610
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:15,162
We've spent our whole lives
trying to figure out
611
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,143
why she does what she does,
Baby Girl.
612
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:19,555
We already have.
613
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,892
At least now she really is free.
614
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:24,852
Must be nice.
615
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:40,913
Good evening.
616
00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,005
I've come bearing gifts.
617
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:47,924
Well, gift.
618
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,225
This is...
619
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:59,057
Bulshar's ring.
It might protect you in the upcoming battle.
620
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:02,606
How did you get it? Nicole had it.
621
00:40:02,901 --> 00:40:06,520
Well, the details are a little foggy.
622
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,859
I do like to day drink, as you know.
623
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,281
Why don't you keep it?
624
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:16,658
Anyone ever tell you not to look
a gift horse in the mouth?
625
00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:19,369
Did you spend the day with my mother?
626
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,871
She essentially treated me as her Ober...
627
00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:23,081
Uber.
628
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,509
What she told me
may require some explanation.
629
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:32,886
She thought so too.
630
00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,340
Let me just read it to you.
631
00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:38,888
"Dear Wynonna.
632
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:41,853
Don't trust Doc Holliday.
633
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:46,103
He's not what he says he is".
634
00:40:47,028 --> 00:40:49,816
Did she also say she set Bobo free?
From the well?
635
00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:52,447
She does love to burn a place down
before she runs.
636
00:40:52,659 --> 00:40:54,116
The recklessness of her actions...
637
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:57,160
I do not see how she could remain here
and keep you safe.
638
00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,280
Just tell me what you did.
639
00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,118
Who are you?
640
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:07,914
Who I have always been.
- Don't talk to me in riddles.
641
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,569
How should I talk to you then?
- Like you give a shit about me.
642
00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:12,425
You refused me.
643
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,298
Wynonna, I do care...
644
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,802
You are running out of road, woman.
645
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,724
Tell me what you are.
646
00:41:30,947 --> 00:41:32,154
Kate.
647
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:36,150
You let her do this.
648
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,161
She had you.
649
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:43,165
This was the only way.
650
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,908
What about us?
651
00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:47,836
What about Alice?
652
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:51,669
What would our daughter say if she
knew
653
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:54,134
her father sold his soul!
654
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:58,138
You of all people should understand
the sacrifices that have been made!
655
00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:02,017
You wanted your immortality that badly?
You selfish asshole.
656
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:03,347
Watch your mouth.
657
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:06,354
Bite me.
658
00:42:10,319 --> 00:42:11,935
There are some...
659
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:14,650
advantages...
660
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,691
to you being a vampire.
661
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:23,615
John Henry Holliday,
you're not welcome in my home any more.
662
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,366
Don't you do this.
663
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,788
No. You did this.
664
00:42:28,212 --> 00:42:29,248
Not me.
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