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Previously on "Wynonna Earp"...
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My master is coming!
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- John Henry Holliday.
- Bulshar.
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You will do my bidding.
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You're strong, baby girl.
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Waverly?
- Mum.
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Get out! Go!
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Michelle Gibson's finally gonna slay
her little demon child.
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There isn't an evil bone
in Michelle Gibson's body.
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The demon's here.
- Is it me?
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Waverly!
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No, sweetheart. But she came for you.
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What would we do without you?
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Oh, I bet you'd all just die.
All just die.
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We need more rope.
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No. We do not have time for this!
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She's secure, Wynonna.
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One of you is gonna listen.
Either one, I don't give a shit which!
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Did she steal your gun
and go full prison break on you?
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Go inside if you're not gonna help.
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What? No, Waverly, don't go.
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Don't let her be alone!
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She has friends in the house,
"Mama"...
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who didn't try
to murder her multiple times.
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No, please don't go.
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Go!
- No, no! Don't go!
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Go!
- Don't go!
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No!
- Shut up!
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Waverly!
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You know what? You're gonna listen
for two goddamn minutes.
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You owe me that,
no matter what you think I am.
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You get one.
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OK. OK.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
OK, OK.
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A demon has been stalking your sister
ever since she was a baby.
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By the time she was six
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I knew that it wanted to torture her
and kill her.
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And I knew that it would win.
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It's thoughtful of it to let you know.
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Forty seconds on the clock.
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I was trying to exorcise it
when the barn caught fire.
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And instead, it became bound to me.
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It has been torturing me ever since
for what I'd done.
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It broke me.
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That is what you see.
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Our family business is killing demons.
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Why wouldn't you have told us
any of that?
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Because you two were children.
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You let Waverly come and visit me.
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She touched me
and she broke the bind.
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The demon escaped.
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And you thought you'd join the party?
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Selfish...!
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I could have gone anywhere,
but I chose to come and save Waverly.
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I know that I saw the demon,
but where the hell is it?
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Where the hell did it go?
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I know Mama's a problem.
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Baby, soggy crust is a problem.
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Your mama is a catastrophe.
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Oh, you made cupcakes? For me?
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I would do anything for you.
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All you have to do
is tell me everything.
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Of course. Just like always!
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You're family, Jolene.
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Come here.
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Oop! Ha ha! Too tight!
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Everything will turn out as it should.
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Trust me.
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I just encountered the most
bossy woman itching for a drink.
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You think I'm a monster
for tying up my own mother.
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I think the lineage
was immediately clear.
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The warden or his guards
are gonna be here any minute
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and I don't know whether to turn Mama in
or soak the barn in kerosene.
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She keeps saying there's a demon
that wants to kill Waverly
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and it's already here.
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Well, she did spend 20 years
in a mental institution for being... mental.
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Excellent point. Thank you.
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I beg your pardon?
- Oh, I baked your fave.
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Snickerdoodles.
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Mmm.
- Snickerdoodle!
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Good, right?
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Jolene has always made
the most superior grub.
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I'm also an ace lookout.
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Oh, you don't have to be
on demon duty, Jojo.
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I should do it.
- Oh, honey
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if I let that thing hurt any of you...?
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No. Let me get my boots, I'm on it!
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Maybe Michelle isn't lying.
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I don't think she's lying,
I think she's nuts.
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Officer Haught and I listened
to her therapy session tapes
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from prison last night.
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I heard three voices.
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Mum, therapist... other patient?
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An obscene creature, howling so violently
that it drowned out all else.
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A demon. The demon.
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The doctor couldn't hear it.
Only your mother...
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And then I.
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Wait, why could you hear it?
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Did you get extra-dimensional hearing aides?
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When Dolls shot me...
when you were not there...
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Wynonna, I went to hell.
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Oh my god.
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The point is, your sister is in real danger.
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Look, I want to believe you, I do
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but I didn't see
a demon here last night.
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All I remember is you
waving a gun at me.
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You were about three months old.
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And you were wailing your baby
lungs out, in the middle of the night
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and I came in and something...
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was floating over your crib
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and I went at it
with the fireplace poker and it left.
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Sometimes dreams
can be like that, right?
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Disorienting, when you wake up...
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OK. Explain why a "dream"
started appearing in every picture.
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Every photo that I took of you.
There was this face. This horror.
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And it was behind you and it was blurry.
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But it was coming and it was getting closer.
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Closer every time.
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Can you show me?
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No, because I got scared.
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And I ripped them all up,
because I thought that was gonna fix it.
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Jesus Christ. Go get Wynonna out here.
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We're wasting time we don't have.
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At Kindergarten...
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Kindergarten, I wouldn't sit next
to the story-time mirror because...
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because I kept seeing something behind me.
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God.
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Teeth, that's what I remember,
rows and rows and rows of angry teeth...
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You saw it. You saw it.
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It's cool, I always hated this mug.
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No. This thing hates you.
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It hates you more than I thought
anything could hate anyone.
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And I'm so tired.
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I'm so tired from fighting it.
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If something's coming,
you have me now. Wynonna. And Jolene.
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Who the hell's Jolene?
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Christ on a cracker!
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Pie? It's fresh outta my oven!
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Morning, Miss, are you a neighbour?
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Sure.
- I'm chasin' down an escaped felon.
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Oh, I know all about your chasin'.
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I know how many drugs
you gave to the girls on your wing
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so you didn't have
to chase 'em too fast.
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I know which ones you were chasing
right into your own private office.
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I'm not sure I understand.
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Thing is it's fine with me.
Sometimes it even made me laugh.
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You know, the stupid smallness of it all.
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Of you.
- Are you with the Earps?
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Yes, finally.
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And sweet little Waverly's
as good as mine.
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It's my party
and I'm not gonna let you poop on it.
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You should've tried the pie.
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It might've dulled the pain.
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Oh well! You're going to be so useful!
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This'll be warmer.
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John Henry Holliday, ma'am.
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I'm um...
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You're an undead relic from the old west?
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Sure. Why not?
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He's Wynonna's... uh...
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Does "uh" mean boyfriend?
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Oh, the "boy" is...
- I wouldn't like to presume...
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...a century plus and...
- ...and such a title is indeed...
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Waverly's schtupping a cop?
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Her name's Nicole...
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Oh, I'd love to talk about her later.
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If we live.
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You're gonna love her.
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Almost as much as we love you,
Mama Earp.
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Hey, what's all over your apron?
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Oh, it's chocolate.
Bit of a cream puff disaster!
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Don't you remember me, Michelle?
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You... you smell familiar.
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Mama! This is Jolene.
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My friend? Since forever?
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Oh, Mama hasn't been
here since forever.
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No, she abandoned, um...
- No, I didn't!
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She left three young girls alone
with their alcoholic father.
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No, no, that was because of the demon!
- Hmmm.
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Jolene. We don't have time to talk
about this right now.
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It's coming, it's strong,
and all it wants is Waverly.
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Oh, well the road is pretty clear.
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I think the danger has passed.
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The Gibson greenhouse.
The family farm.
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It's where Waverly was born.
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I'm gonna summon it.
I'll bind it to me. Again.
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I'll see you out at the Gibson place.
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Oh, I have so much baking to do,
I'm not going, and you shouldn't go either.
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Well, if the Earps need my pistol,
I'll be there.
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This family reunion is really charged.
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I keep my counsel.
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Wynonna can't waste her energy
feeling badly for you
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because of the thing with you
going to H-E-Double Hockey-Sticks?
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She told you about that?
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Yeah, well, I do not require anyone's pity,
least of all Wynonna Earp's.
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She's too nice to say any of all this
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but Nona's got a whack-jack mama
and a bad-ass demon on her plate.
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I mean, does she really need
a mortal bartender with half a lung
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and a probable mood disorder
dragging her down?
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That is somewhat reductive.
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I just wonder how useful you are.
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You know, what have you brought
to the table, lately?
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I don't mean any offense by this.
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But have I ever lied to you?
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No... I don't recall that you have.
- No.
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Men are so much easier.
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I just wish I was there to keep that darn
Waverly from doing something stupid.
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Well, we can't perform miracles,
but I do my best.
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Yeah, you could have
a really sweet grow-op in here.
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OK good.
There's a door here and there's doors there
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and there's a skylight.
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This one, it could be an entry point.
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Mama, can we talk?
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Sorry, ain't that what we've been doin'?
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About my real dad.
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His... name was Julian.
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Who was he?
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He was someone better.
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I ran here every time I could escape.
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And somehow he knew how to follow...
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Where is he?
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Where did he go?
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OK, later. None of it's gonna matter
if we can't save his daughter.
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License and registration.
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And a permit for your cherry light?
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Nikki! I was trying to get these
to you while they were still warm!
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Lemon scones?
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No poppy seeds.
I know you hate them.
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Days of flossing, am I right?
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You! You know all
my weaknesses, Jolene.
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After you I'm gonna drop off
some fortifying treats to the Earp ladies.
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Hmm. At the homestead?
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Oh, no, no, they're off
on some typically nutty mission!
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Wavy, Nona
and their fugitive mamacita.
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Oh, am I just dropping all this on you?
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I thought Waves would've at least texted.
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That's not something they always think of...
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Including you in their plans?
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Speaking of plans, I do have to get going.
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I need your girlfriend to finish all of this.
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I'd do it myself, but of course
I can't physically harm her and...
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What?
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Don't worry, doesn't mean
we can't have some fun first!
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That's it. Eat up.
- Hmm!
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Oop! There's a little crumb there.
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Jolene. You're free to go.
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You tell Waverly and those Earp bitches
I said "hey".
248
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Wait, did I just say...?
249
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,070
No, that's right. Bitches is dead on.
250
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,992
You just missed one.
251
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,059
If you stand here, you can cover me.
252
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,426
Wait, where's Mama?
253
00:14:07,221 --> 00:14:09,884
On top of everything else
we need to be an adult day-care centre?
254
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,675
I'm outside.
But we gotta get the son of a bitch here!
255
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,276
First in barrel racing,
but my second act was roping.
256
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,650
Back off, demon.
257
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,925
I thought you cut off his head?
258
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,736
Grew back, ugly revenant styles.
259
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:31,869
But this time I brought the demon breaker.
260
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,328
Make your peace.
261
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,702
Through mime, if necessary.
262
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:42,246
Oh my god. We did it.
263
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,001
We... We did it.
264
00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,050
We did it!
265
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,384
He'll never hurt us again, Mama.
266
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,223
He's gone.
267
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:02,434
Christ, I almost didn't think I was gonna
get here without me being dead or...
268
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,309
Waverly...
269
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,857
Waverly...
270
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,657
Jolene?
271
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,743
What are you doing here?
272
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,287
Your mother set a trap for me.
273
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:38,895
You can't make this easy,
can you, you selfish, greedy tumour.
274
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,976
You have taken everything from me.
275
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,396
But you are gonna pay it back.
276
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,317
You'll have to do it yourself,
but we can make that happen.
277
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,084
Wynonna! Mama!
278
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,871
Jolene? Jolene?
279
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,255
God, are you OK?
280
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:09,465
I just came to bring a picnic.
281
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,253
She grabbed me...
282
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:16,800
Don't be mad at her, she's confused
and we're all under so much stress!
283
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,451
Waverly,
what the hell is wrong with you?
284
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,355
- To whiskey!
- Whoa!
285
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,734
God, I've missed her.
286
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,445
Oh, and to Jolene!
287
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:37,237
Oh, that sexy bitch.
288
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,995
You gonna charge
for those cookies?
289
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:40,576
It's a tasty way to make friends!
290
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,491
Yes, so is showing your cleavage
291
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,705
and you don't have to do the dishes after.
292
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,216
Hi.
293
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:51,801
"Hi".
294
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,051
Don't be like that.
295
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,886
What? I'm not being like anything.
296
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,348
Well, then have a shot.
And don't forget the cardinal rule.
297
00:16:58,392 --> 00:16:59,974
Don't drink wine after whiskey.
298
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,477
Nope, the cardinal, cardinal rule.
299
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,689
Don't attack members
of your own team, Dorcas.
300
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,645
Duh!
301
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,021
You sure they want me to come?
302
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,026
They still seem so mad.
303
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,283
Oh, they'll be fine, sugar-cube.
304
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:17,985
Will you?
305
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,242
Look, I'm so sorry, Jolene.
306
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,659
I saw something, I don't know...
307
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,202
Look. We all know
that you're a little trigger happy.
308
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,297
Nicole calls it "impulsive"?
- She said that?
309
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,458
Mm-hm. She's meeting us at Shorty's!
310
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,385
What? You called her?
311
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,297
She's my best friend, Waverly.
312
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:40,841
Cupcake for the road?
313
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,556
Thanks.
314
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,771
Oh, Gypsy Rose Lestat
seems to have made herself right at home.
315
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:59,740
Maybe I should get my fortune told
because my future feels wide open!
316
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:03,406
No. All our cash is earmarked
for the Get-Mama-Pissed-fund.
317
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,369
Three more, barkeep!
- Please, please.
318
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,962
Here's something I don't understand.
319
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,252
How could a revenant
be inside my head all this time
320
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,921
but physically in the prison?
That doesn't add up.
321
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,930
Would you like a Nanaimo Bar?
322
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,891
Need max room for max beer.
323
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,602
Or whiskey.
324
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,347
Some revenants have different powers.
325
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,854
Though that's a new one.
A big one.
326
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,064
Yeah, it doesn't feel right. At all.
327
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,320
No...
- You know what else doesn't feel right?
328
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:40,405
Just Kate thinking she can set up shop
in our bar just because she's Doc's wife.
329
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,364
What?
330
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,529
Oh yeah, she's his old lady
from the old west.
331
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,073
Typical Romeo and Juliet stuff.
332
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,420
Whoa.
333
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:57,217
I'll go talk to her.
- Yeah, I'm gonna drink for her.
334
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,895
Who is that?
335
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,651
You are still coherent.
336
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:16,687
An act of will, Doc.
337
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,866
Xavier Dolls is dead.
338
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:22,701
Interesting.
339
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,497
Were you friends, at the end?
340
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:28,949
I like to think so.
341
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,995
But that ain't why you came
here to ply me with...
342
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,499
Banana liqueur?
343
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,135
Well, feel free to send it back up
if you are declining.
344
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,053
I'll just plug my nose
and pretend I'm in Tahiti.
345
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,804
Oh, hello. What do you want
from me, Doc? Tears? Shock?
346
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:55,692
I'm looking for an angle
I can use on Bulshar.
347
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,978
You know better
than to make deals with devils.
348
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,568
A lesson we have both
been slow to learn.
349
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:06,613
I want to negotiate. I want a visitor.
350
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,697
Waverly Earp.
351
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,159
I will do my level best.
352
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,244
Bulshar wants his ring.
353
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:18,962
It was on his hand when it got cut off
by his spider wife - the widow.
354
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,216
What does it do?
355
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,711
It makes his finger look pretty?
356
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,424
I have not seen it, since we ended her.
357
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,633
Your little team of heroes.
358
00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:32,058
One of them must have jacked it...
359
00:20:32,106 --> 00:20:34,098
...and they haven't told you
they have it yet.
360
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,149
Enjoy the belly-wash.
361
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,945
Sorry you'll have to stand
in your own piss afterwards.
362
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,613
Send me Waverly! You owe me, Doc!
363
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,618
Send me Waverly!
364
00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,410
Obviously I assumed
she was mega dead by now
365
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:51,869
nothing but a body.
366
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,579
But what a body.
367
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:55,163
Who's that Big Nose Kate?
368
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,753
Her nose is perfect.
369
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,835
In better news, she has to go
around with that nickname now
370
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,000
for the rest of eternity!
371
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:02,918
You're Wynonna Earp.
372
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,303
Now get your butt out here
and I will do repairs.
373
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,008
I don't need repairs.
374
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,095
Oh honey.
375
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,180
Oh.
- Good call.
376
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,864
Hey. Are you OK?
377
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:24,864
So Waverly gets it!
378
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,829
She's the one who told me
that Kate was his wife!
379
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,236
You knew?
380
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,156
Well, it was Doc's right to tell.
381
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,909
I didn't think I should...
- Be loyal?
382
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,543
Wynonna, Kate came for him,
not vice-versa.
383
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:43,004
Now you shove
those legendary Earp ta-tas up
384
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,009
and you go
and you tantalise that man.
385
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,590
I don't think that's a good idea.
386
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,679
So, you can't not be on Wynonna's
side and then tell her how to behave.
387
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,517
Since when do we have "sides"?
388
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,521
Dunno but you sure as hell
don't seem to be on mine, half-sister.
389
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,107
Why did I just say that?
That was awful.
390
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,616
I don't think so, hon.
391
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,948
I think that's exactly
what she needed to hear.
392
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,927
I should have some staff
here somewhere...
393
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:33,683
You know, I thought I liked you,
Johnny Hank.
394
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:38,893
Classic cowboy, bar full of bottles,
turns my crank.
395
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,650
Here.
396
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:43,859
But...
397
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,272
What is this?
398
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,611
I call it...
399
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:54,201
the "Don't Have A Stealth Wife While You're
Doin' My Daughter, You Enormous Prick".
400
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,459
It is a pitiful evening indeed.
401
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:12,176
I cannot even catch the eye of Jolene,
the prettiest girl in Purgatory.
402
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,019
I don't like you at all.
403
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,599
I didn't even mean that!
404
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,357
♪ I get my kicks ♪
405
00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:28,655
♪ From a bottle of booze... ♪
406
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,816
Nikki! You made it!
407
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:33,110
Can I get you a drink?
- Oh, yes please.
408
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,616
No, I won't go see him.
409
00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,744
We can't open that door.
Can he?
410
00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,705
Well, he did say it was
to your own advantage...
411
00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,790
Excuse me.
412
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,957
I know you're not talking
about Bobo Del Rey without me, right?
413
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:51,629
I'm just trying to find a way to contribute.
- Doc...
414
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,825
Because I feel like you've been
contributing all over the place.
415
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:54,714
Wynonna...
416
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,851
It seems like you are incapable
of keeping a confidence.
417
00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,227
You're married!
- Guys...
418
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,853
Shut up, Waverly!
- Shut up!
419
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:04,608
Pardon the interruption, but I heard
someone wished to cross my palm?
420
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:08,274
Is that what they're calling it these days?
421
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,030
I didn't think your palm
was necessarily involved.
422
00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,407
Maybe this isn't the best time...
423
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:16,070
Hey Waverly,
maybe mow your own lawn.
424
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,040
Oh!
- Oh!
425
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,495
Well, it's all in the smile and wave.
426
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,249
Yeah, it's quite a smile.
427
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,506
Here. Let me get that for you.
428
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,462
What are you doing?
429
00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:33,136
I just got here.
430
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,762
We're having a brilliant time!
431
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,799
Whoa, OK Waverly.
432
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:40,184
Hey, hey, hey, hey. OK.
Just give me a second!
433
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,554
She's just pouring me a beer!
434
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:47,310
Whoa! Guys, just take it easy, alright?
- Let's not! Move, Copper!
435
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,609
Nice, Mama.
436
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:58,821
This one goes out to chaos.
437
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,665
"Cheater Cheater"
by Joey & Rory
438
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:09,465
♪ Cheater cheater, where'd you meet her?
Down at Ernie 's bar? ♪
439
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,342
♪ Did she smile your way, twirl her hair ♪
440
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:16,676
♪ And say how cute your dimples are? ♪
- First call for free alcohol!
441
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,307
♪ Did she use that line
" your place is mine" ♪
442
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,014
♪ While you danced with her real slow ♪
443
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:28,525
♪ Tell me, cheater, cheater, where'd you
meet that no good white trash hoe... ♪
444
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:31,019
You can't! You're my kid!
You don't turn off my taps!
445
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,945
Don't tell her what to do!
446
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,572
Hey, I can fight my own battles!
447
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,279
Yeah? When are you gonna start, huh?
448
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,450
♪...get the hell out of my house ♪
449
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:44,115
Goddamnit, Wynonna!
Can't you be sober for once?
450
00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:48,333
Yeah! Can't you be
a not-stuck-up suck up?
451
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:51,123
♪ Cheater, cheater,
where 'd you meet that... ♪
452
00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,945
I have pursued that man across continents
and centuries and I do not give up!
453
00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,756
Blah, bitch. Have you met me?
454
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,670
Excuse me.
455
00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:00,716
♪...no good white trash hoe. ♪
456
00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:06,562
OK, move. In you go.
457
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:12,061
Just try not to hit each other, OK?
458
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,923
Or do! I mean, you punched everybody else
in this town.
459
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:19,238
I got the mutton chop dude,
and I got that vampire whore...
460
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:24,953
I got the ginger cop... I'm sorry. And Doc.
- Jinx! You owe me a beer!
461
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,419
You know,
Jolene sent you guys some baking
462
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:33,704
but I'm just going to give it to the staff
for having to deal with the two of you.
463
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:37,461
Boooooooo.
- It was lovely to meet you, Officer.
464
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,971
Was it?
- Meh.
465
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,368
If they give you any trouble...
466
00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:44,008
They're Earps.
- Yeah.
467
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,643
Call me first, alright?
468
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:55,938
Hey.
- OK.
469
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:59,945
Alright, I... just came to bail them out.
470
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,405
No bail for drunks.
471
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,361
They stay until they're not.
472
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:05,405
Oh, well then, see you next week.
473
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:10,577
Even though Wynonna did assault an officer,
I'm not gonna press charges.
474
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,963
But Michelle, we've got
to turn her in to the feds.
475
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:17,668
What? Nicole! No.
- Harbouring a fugitive at your home?
476
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:20,177
One who tried to kill you as a child?
What were you thinking?
477
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:21,633
She's my mother.
- And I'm a cop!
478
00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:23,674
You didn't think to talk
to me about it first?
479
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:30,142
I was... I was going to!
480
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,227
But you didn't.
481
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,267
I had to hear it from Jolene.
482
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,812
Were you not even thinking about me at all?
Am I always the last person you consider?
483
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:42,235
No, I... I'm so sorry.
484
00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:45,612
Can I...
485
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:49,658
Can I call you later?
- Nah. Or don't.
486
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:55,959
Like a Queen surveying her kingdom.
487
00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:01,886
Sorry?
- No, I don't believe you are.
488
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,263
I'm bored. Want a freebie?
489
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,724
No thanks. I'm not interested.
490
00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:10,721
The Five of Wands.
491
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,186
This is a warning.
You have an outstanding bill.
492
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,731
I'm all paid up.
Just ask your "hubby".
493
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,739
You owe fealty and if you were my friend,
I would tell you to pay that debt
494
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,530
for He knows what you have done.
He is coming.
495
00:28:24,578 --> 00:28:28,117
You know, the thing with vampires is,
you all think you're the life of the party?
496
00:28:28,165 --> 00:28:32,079
But actually, you're all a bunch
of high maintenance whiny-ass
497
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:35,245
dirt-stinking, blood-sucking buzz-kills.
498
00:28:35,297 --> 00:28:40,088
And your lipstick's always kind of janky
cos of your weird oral fixation.
499
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,007
Jolene...
500
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,846
Waverly? Waverly.
501
00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:56,729
Hey. Woo, karaoke night.
502
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,318
Is your bar totally busted?
503
00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:00,979
Oh, no, thanks to you.
504
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,694
Do you know anything about a ring?
A ring that may have been Bulshar's?
505
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,903
Um, Nicole does.
506
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:12,573
Alright, I will bite.
507
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:17,374
Why, pray tell, are you crying?
Again?
508
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,710
Because everything?
509
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:25,671
I... think Nicole just dumped me
and I don't even blame her.
510
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,963
I yelled at Wynonna.
511
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:30,679
Mama's going to go back to jail
and I feel like it's all my fault?
512
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,892
She said the demon came
when I was born.
513
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,181
When you were born.
514
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:38,690
Wait...
515
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:41,737
Are you saying...
516
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,402
The demon. Is it me?
517
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,877
You know, it would make sense.
518
00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:01,164
You are not the same as the rest
and Bobo said you were his kin...
519
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:07,800
Plus... you got a real vicious streak.
Just ask Jolene.
520
00:30:10,517 --> 00:30:14,227
Hello, beautiful.
- I'm just waiting for Waverly.
521
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:18,060
We got into this huge fight and I don't know
why I said half the things that I said.
522
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:22,652
I see you.
You spend your life rescuing others.
523
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:27,357
What about you?
- What are you doing?
524
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,442
Whatever I want...
525
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:35,122
Are you even gay?
526
00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:36,874
I'm whatever you want me to be.
527
00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:39,998
And everything that she's not.
528
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:41,955
I love Waverly.
529
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:45,000
No you don't.
- Yes I do, I love her.
530
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:48,671
And you... I don't even...
I don't even think I like you...
531
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:51,506
Cagnia mortuus!
532
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,059
Impossible.
533
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,811
I threw this away into the woods.
534
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,401
What is that?
535
00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,194
It's Bulshar's ring.
536
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:06,611
He is risen?
537
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:19,492
Ma? You awake?
- Oh my God I wish I wasn't.
538
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:24,881
I'm sorry about the mean stuff I said before.
539
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:28,672
For thinking you were an asshole
540
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:32,589
the whole time you were sacrificing
everything for us.
541
00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:37,682
I'll tell you what I did. I was a mum.
You'd have done the same thing.
542
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,517
I did. My little girl.
543
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,145
Alice Michelle.
544
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,564
Alice Michelle?
545
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,522
I sent her away
until this curse is gone.
546
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,865
Sounds like you made the right choice.
547
00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:55,445
Feels like shitty shit.
548
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,326
She's lucky.
549
00:31:57,958 --> 00:32:03,579
Can you imagine you and me,
toasted on schnapps at the back
550
00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:05,337
of the school nativity play?
551
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:10,923
"Woohoo! You're one hot
Virgin Mary, Earp!"
552
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:15,224
I just...
553
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:22,397
still can't figure out
why a demon died like a revenant.
554
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:29,187
My head feels different.
It feels wrong.
555
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,442
Oh. How did Jolene know
I love Nanaimo bars?
556
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:36,577
Just the whiskey passing through?
557
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,792
No, I feel it.
I think the demon's still out there.
558
00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:47,713
So is my baby sister.
559
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:06,562
If it isn't the demon, Waverly.
560
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:14,529
Randy! Get your khaki butt in here!
- Hey! 911! 911!
561
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:18,240
I saw your name on the board,
Michelle Gibson, and I did not believe it...
562
00:33:18,288 --> 00:33:20,325
You didn't recognise these dulcet tones?
563
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:22,365
Hi, Randy. Now let me the hell out.
564
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:25,330
You know, on top of you two being in here
for public intoxication
565
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,415
there's a state warrant
out for your arrest.
566
00:33:27,464 --> 00:33:31,299
Yes. There's also a bastard demon
out there trying to kill Waverly right now!
567
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:35,303
Michelle. Let's not go back to crazy talk
like that night you burned down the barn.
568
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,760
Nedley! She's telling the truth.
- So let me out, now.
569
00:33:37,807 --> 00:33:40,390
There's only Jolene to look after her.
- Who's Jolene?
570
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:43,269
Jolene. You know.
We grew up with her.
571
00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:44,645
Last name? Which family?
572
00:33:45,315 --> 00:33:46,315
I don't know.
573
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:49,396
Do they live in town? Which concession?
You got a phone number?
574
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:50,671
Everybody's got a phone number.
575
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:51,856
Demons don't.
576
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,988
Also, do you know
who brought in the baking?
577
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:58,117
- I could use some breakfast...
- Put down that tart, Randy!
578
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:02,196
You're not good.
579
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:09,129
If you were good,
you wouldn't have lost everything.
580
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:19,339
Are you going to do something right?
For once?
581
00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:26,388
My mum would never say this,
but she did all this... to protect me
582
00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,273
from the dark thing...
583
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,188
You are the dark thing.
584
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:42,070
The real baby was special,
but you're not her.
585
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:48,828
You're a changeling,
the evil that she left behind
586
00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:51,332
that night in the burning barn.
587
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:55,132
My father was a demon?
588
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,168
You know he is.
589
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:02,131
You can't cheerlead your way
out of this one.
590
00:35:09,566 --> 00:35:11,307
It's too much.
591
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:17,648
Then do it. End it.
592
00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:21,401
It's the only thing
that will make it better.
593
00:35:29,419 --> 00:35:30,535
Do it.
594
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:33,496
Waverly!
595
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,586
- Officer Haught? You in here?
- Waverly.
596
00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:42,178
Waverly.
- What about her?
597
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:43,509
Jolene's the demon.
598
00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,927
I was born
at the exact same time as you.
599
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:51,351
Twins?
- In a sick sense.
600
00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,645
The universe craves balance.
601
00:35:54,778 --> 00:35:58,067
And you came
and arrived out of the light
602
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:02,484
and I... I crawled out of the muck.
603
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,070
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
604
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,990
Everything good was given to you.
605
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:14,875
Freedom, flaxen hair, family.
606
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:18,003
And what did I get?
607
00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:23,012
I got shunned, starved, reviled.
608
00:36:24,808 --> 00:36:30,429
But we're equals now,
because nobody loves you either.
609
00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:38,356
Why don't you do it?
- Haven't you been listening!
610
00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,818
We're linked, you idiot!
611
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:47,028
Do it, you useless piece of skin.
612
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:53,034
Wynonna. Wynonna loves me.
613
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:57,296
Yes, yes, always.
614
00:36:57,549 --> 00:37:02,135
And despite what happened tonight
I know that Nicole does too
615
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:06,092
and, and Doc, and Jeremy...
616
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,432
and Mama.
617
00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,930
You're lying to yourself.
- No.
618
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,312
You don't bring them a single thing.
619
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:14,809
I'm here.
620
00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:17,475
I'm here and I stay...
621
00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,402
and I love them back...
622
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:27,493
and I never, never give up on them.
623
00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:36,206
It's my birthright.
624
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,171
Well, this is mine.
625
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:46,596
I can still fix this.
- This is for Nicole.
626
00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,141
And this is for making me feel worthless.
627
00:37:52,729 --> 00:37:56,063
You can't kill me without killing yourself!
628
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,107
But she can.
629
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,605
I'm your friend.
630
00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:07,817
You love me!
631
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:09,910
I love her more.
632
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:20,504
Goddamn Earps!
633
00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:27,219
Hey, hey, hey.
634
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,548
Don't let the bitch get away.
635
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:40,270
You slag. What are you doing!
636
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:44,483
Something I've dreamed about
every time you kept me awake in my cell
637
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:47,235
whispering what you were gonna do
to my daughter.
638
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,323
What is that?
639
00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,201
It's him.
- No...
640
00:38:56,251 --> 00:39:01,292
That was fealty, I swear,
the girl was for you.
641
00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:16,385
Bulshar!
642
00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:30,775
Come on, girls. Let's go home.
643
00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:35,662
Even though you were in the thrall
of a powerful, super-evil demon
644
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:37,699
and her unearthly baked goods, you said...
645
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:44,418
I said that you're
the only luscious, funny...
646
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:49,381
That's good.
- ...hot-as-hell baby that I need...
647
00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,591
Then she got super pissed,
threw me into the dresser
648
00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:54,256
and that's when the ring fell.
649
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:56,182
And it burned her?
- Yeah.
650
00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:01,310
And then she got even more pissed
and tossed me into the closet. Ironically.
651
00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:04,354
Hey, hey. She's gone now.
652
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,560
That's what's important, right?
653
00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:08,614
Right.
654
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,985
But the ring coming back to you, that's...
655
00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,276
Yeah, kind of a creepy boomerang vibe.
656
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,991
But it kept you safe from her.
657
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:19,952
I'm sorry.
658
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,918
Sometimes things are so completely nuts...
659
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:28,507
and you...
you seem OK and sane and safe
660
00:40:29,302 --> 00:40:31,635
so I forget to give you
the completely-nuts update.
661
00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:34,554
Yeah, you know, how about you just
update me later, OK?
662
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:46,851
Bulshar! I wish to speak to you!
663
00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:52,027
I am done with pity.
I am not "play acting" the hero.
664
00:40:52,992 --> 00:40:55,985
I have come with something you desire.
665
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:02,291
Something I will never relinquish.
666
00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:05,165
And I will never stop fighting for them.
667
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,998
Whatever it takes, I will do.
668
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,217
Even this.
669
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:20,218
I am Doc Holliday.
I do not fear the void.
670
00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:22,803
I spit into the void.
671
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:27,896
So it seems, Bulshar,
we do have an accord.
672
00:41:29,404 --> 00:41:34,445
I may be going to hell...
But I will drag you with me.
673
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:54,801
Ding-dong, anyone home?
674
00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,593
Something tells me I'm not getting
any more banana liqueur, am I?
675
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:06,184
Of course, any visit from a sweet Earp...
676
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,770
I came to tell you she ain't coming,
and she never will.
677
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:12,111
Working real hard
on keeping my family safe.
678
00:42:12,155 --> 00:42:13,987
And you know what,
part of keeping them safe
679
00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:16,489
means keeping them
the hell away from you.
680
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:20,907
Wynonna, I bear news of great joy.
681
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,701
Your sister is blessed.
682
00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:29,412
Her real father.
A fella named Julian.
683
00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:30,958
What about him?
684
00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,585
He was an angel.
685
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:37,512
An honest-to-god heavens above angel.
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