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the Theatre of Diamonds will be closing in five minutes

Please complete your transactions and exit by the main doors

What do you think? Sam

Did you boost that

Of course not l paid him the twelve grand

What are you crazy?

You'd risk a job like this for a lousy necklace?

Come on, kids

You said enough

Over here

Hey, guys, next floor

One more up, sorry

l'm sorry, man

Sorry

Hey, what the hell's going on?

Excuse me, get up!

Hey, come on, man, what's you problem?

That's what they get paid for let's go!

Sound the alarm

Don't touch anything until l say so

Damn!

l said, wait!

l thought you said you found it

l didn't bypass it yet

Geez! Relax, we got time

Over here

Two-three-one-five-seven-five-eight- -- six-one-six-two

Okay, right

You're gonna be a rich bride

Jesus

These'll be worth at least 25 million dollars

Let's get outta here

Yes, sir, come on, come on

Come on, come on, come on

Come on!

They're supposed to be here

Where's your cap?

Screw the cap, take this

l thought we said no guns

Relax, buddy, we gotta look like real cops, right?

Keep it, stay close

Did you see them?

They saw us they ducked back inside

How many?

l don't know

Two? Two

Okay, you two take the roof

You three, inside

Okay, let's go

Let's go, let's go

Nice necklace

Yeah

Our precinct won't let us wear anything but chains

That's too bad

Yeah, things are really laxed up at the Manchester Station, aren't they?

Yeah

There is no Manchester Station

What the hell was that?

My God!

Officer down!

Go on, meet you there!

Get after them!

Go after him!

He's in a squad car, go get him!

Go! Hurry up!

Car one-twenty-nine pursuing suspect in police uniform in squad car

Driving East on Gabriel - --

One-twenty-nine

He's heading north at the Olivos Tunnel

Bastard's got us banged into a wall and we can't pursue yet

Want me to go after him when l can?

Naw

l have a few people here who would like to meet him

Let's get a position, guys

Let's go

He's coming out any second now

Here he comes, take positions

Hold you ground

All right, here he comes!

He's not stopping! Fire!

Fire! Fire!

All right, move in

Yeah, who's in there?

What the hell's going on?

He rigged the fucking accelerator!

Goddamnit! Motherfucker, Son-of-a-bitch!

Where the fuck is he?

We're still looking!

Where the fuck have you been?

Foolproof, huh?

No cops, no guns, real easy in and out

No problem

Were you out of your mind setting off the alarm?

We almost got killed

Come on, at least you made it, lover

lt could have been a funeral instead of a wedding

Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, come on we gotta get outta here

Yeah, l stopped by the- --

by the way, Frankie, l got some more bad news for you

The lady's with me

Come on, Sam, don't fuck with me

Sorry, Frank, you never were very smart

You're making her say that, right?

Wrong

Okay, blindfolds off!

Get a move on up here!

Come on, move your sorry butts!

Wipe that smile off your face

What do you think this is?

Get your sorry ass on that line!

Move it, sucker!

You, move!

Come on up here!

No guards, no fences

l wonder why everybody's hanging around

Quiet, fuckfaces!

Attention!

Now it's your turn, hum?

What's a fetching female like you doing here?

l don't know how many guesses do l get?

Well, good morning

l'm Warden Holliday Welcome to Camp Holliday

The new jewel of maximum security institutions

All of you are not participants in an extraordinary new penal experiment

Demonstration!

So far Camp Holliday has been one hundred percent successful

No one has ever escaped

Why? Because we've taken the responsibility off of our shoulders and - --

placed it on your necks

Our gift to each and every one of you

Although it may not make the Cartier catalogue

Nevertheless it has very real and practical purpose

Each one of these collars- --

is electronically linked to another prisoner's collar

lf they're ever separated by more than one hundred yards- --

We like to refer to it as Wedlock

So, you ask why not find out who your Wedlock partner is- --

and both of you run away

Because nobody knows who their partner is

You see the blue line running around the perimeter of the compound

That's the point of no return

Stay within that blue line

and you're always one hundred yards from everyone else in the camp

Everywhere you eat, sleep and work is within that blue line

You cross it, well, l think you get the picture

So you see, ladies- --

gentlemen, who needs fences? Who needs guards?

We got the best ball and chain in the world, your ass

Does it have to be so tight?

You'll get used to it

Oh, l've seen slug wounds in my time but how come you're still breathing?

Well, missed the lung, missed the spine missed the heart

You were lucky

l guess

Okay, you're alive

Remember, don't touch it don't even scratch it

And, if you try to remove this collar you and your Wedlock partner- -- boom!

Move! No women in the men's dorm

No men in the women's dorm

Men and women only meet at work meals and magic hour

Camp Holliday is a non-smoking prison

Anybody caught smoking and they get a day in the floaters

From this point on, you cease to have a name

You will be referred to by your color

Anybody using their real names gets a day in the floaters

Okay

Listen up, and remember your colors

Because l'm only gonna go through this once

Cardinal, amber, lime- --

lvory

l think it's funny

No joke

Magenta!

You, over there

You, you over there

Over there, son, over there!

You come up here

You, here

Hi, l'm Teal

Hi, Frank Warren

Your name's Magenta, fuckface!

l hear anything else again, the floaters?

Fine

l'd like to bury an axe in that asshole's brain

First you gotta find them

What's that?

New federal water meters

Bastard cut you off after two and a half gallons a day

Either gives you time for a shit a shave or a very short shower

Hey, you come here

Warden wants to see you

Come on

That was one helluva chase you gave the police

You almost got away

Too bad

Just think l would have missed all this

Oh, it could be worse

You could have ended up in one of those old prisons and - --

getting butt slammed by Bubba and his buddies

Lucky for me l'm in a place where they just blow your head off

Well, that's a necessary insurance policy

l'd rather go down on Bubba

l'm afraid those days are over, chum

You know, it's a war out there now

The battlefield's up here

and l got a brand new weapon

What? Exploding necklaces?

No, paranoia

We got you guys watching each other like hawks

You're not only prisoner's but guards at the same time

That's sadistic

Yeah, lucrative, too

You know, if l'm able to pull this thing off l'll be able to franchise Camp Holliday- --

across the country like they were taco stands

You're not just a sadist you're a greedy sadist

l understand how you feel

l be pissed off, too

lf my fiancee set me up and left me for dead

She got cold feet

But you got the last laugh, didn't you?

They thought they were gonna get away with all the diamonds

But you were one step ahead of them

Look, l got work to do

You got rid of all the diamonds before you met up with them

That was pretty clever but how did you know they were gonna doublecross you?

Holliday, do you want something or do you just love flapping your lips?

What did she promise you, a June wedding?

You must be psychic

l can't blame you though l saw her picture

Man, those lips, they could suck a man dry

Fuck

Right now she's probably banging away at your buddy trying to figure out- --

where you hid those diamonds

l could kill you for a thrill

You're not that stupid

don't overestimate me

You're an electronics genius not a murderer

Where are the diamonds?

lf l didn't tell all the D.A.'s in the State of California

why would l tell you?

Because l'm your pal

You be my pal, and l see to it your time here goes smooth

have easy details, good food no hassles

but you fuck with me and l'll see to it

You got twelve years of pain and humiliation

That doesn't sound so bad

Mr. Magenta

Everyone has their breaking point

We'll find yours

Hey, whatta you want, huh? Whatta your want, huh?

So what about this Emerald guy?

Did you ever hear of the New York drug gang called the Executioners?

Yeah

Well, they kicked him out for being too touch

He's chief trustee

What's a trustee?

Prisoners that help the guards keep us in line, they get some favors in return

You mean, they trust him?

Look, man, relax or you're never gonna make it

You don't know how good we got it

We're privileged to be here

Yeah, privileged that's the word l'd use

The food's good and the work's all right

And then there's magic hour

Oh? What's magic hour?

Every night from seven till ten - --

you and a partner of your choice get to jump bones at the 'Ranch'

Holliday thinks this releases prisoner tension

l've never been so relaxed

Hey

Juicy

Do yourself a favor, give up

And l said, 'Fuck what'

Hi

Hi, l'm Teal, Lloyd Strathern

lvory, Tracy Riggs

What's his problem?

Don't!

l heard you saw my little tracheotomy today

l got eyes everywhere

You got no eyes, no memory

You saw nothing! Nothing! Got it?

Yeah, l got it

Keep away from lvory, because she's mine!

Fine

lnspection! Everybody up!

Out of bed and on your feet!

Sorry to wake you, gentlemen

But l'm looking for a very brave man

Someone here has decided to take the ultimate risk

One of you has bad the guts to challenge my rules

And l thought you were smarter than this

They're not mine, l don't smoke

Then maybe you could tell me whose they are?

Well then, possession is nine tenths of the law

And the law around here says you go to 'floaters'

Emerald

Well, thanks for the cigarettes Next time don't forget the matches

Promise me you won't die in there asshole

l'd hate to miss my shot!

l'll do my best

l was hoping it wouldn't come to this

No you weren't

Magenta, you're gonna love this

No lights, no noises, no nothing

Couple of hours from now you're gonna be banging on these walls

kicking and screaming to get out of here

By tomorrow you're gonna feel like you've been in there a week

The day after it's gonna seem like a month

There is one way out of all this you know?

Where are the diamonds?

Diamonds?

Gee, l , l , l know l put them somewhere l'm sorry

You non-comformists are all alike Emerald?

Move it!

How long is this ride?

Oh, an hour, a week, a month Figure it out

Hi, Frank, do you remember where those diamonds are yet?

You must like it in there

Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Teal

How you doing, man? You all right?

Get me outta here

Get me outta here

Here

Thanks, man

Yeah

Just wanted to say hello

Oh, goddamn son-of-a-bitch

Ready to talk to Holliday?

No! l can't, stop it!

Stop!

You still with us there, Frank?

How long?

Are you having a nice day?

Listen, pal, you're not looking too good

Listen to me

l could get you out of there in five seconds

All you gotta do is tell me where the diamonds are

North North?

Yeah, North Pole, ask for Santa

Shit!

You were right

He's one tough little bastard

No, no, no, no, he's in the infirmary till next week

Okay, we'll do things your way

Everyone thought you were dead

Do me a favor, pretend l am

Gee, Magenta, you'd make coffee nervous

Hey, pal, l'm really sorry

You are dead, fuck!

Listen, man, l couldn't help it

Break it up! Goddamnit!

You're making friends fast, Magenta

Now clean this up

Be seeing you

Come on, baby, l got something for you

You show them something? Come on, we'll walk over here

Yeah baby

Hi

Come on

What could be so important?

l know who my Wedlock partner is

Geez, congratulations, goodbye

And l know who your Wedlock partner is

ls that it?

You're not very smart, are you?

You're my Wedlock partner

Bullshit! How do you know?

One of the guards, l have my ways

Well, l'm sorry, l don't feel like risking my life- --

on information some guard slurped into your ear in the middle of a poke

Listen, l've gotta get outta here and l can't do it without you!

What you got a date or something?

Yeah, l got a wedding to go to

Great

Tracy!

Let's get outta here

Let's get these collars off

Come on, we can be together

Can l be frank with you?

You couldn't turn me on if l had a switch!

You got a real problem with women pal

Thanks, all the ones l know are still breathing

l thought you might wanna apologize about last night?

Yeah, l'm sorry l wasn't clear enough

Stay the fuck away from me, please

Now, what?

l told you, she's mine

She's all yours, l didn't touch her!

That's where you're all wrong, pal

Puce saw you both at the Ranch

You don't understand

All we did was talk, tell him

Tell him!

Now l'm gonna have to kill you

Kill her, she was the one who invited me over

You guys wanna mangle each other do it the right way

Settle it in the yard

Tomorrow, morning, fuck!

Fine

l'll see you

You were better off in the floaters

l was better off engaged

Ninety to one odds and nobody's making a bet on your

Teal, you've been a real pal

ln case l don't make it through tomorrow

l have a friend who's holding something for me

l want you to give him a call and he'll take care of you

The diamonds?

Come on, man, it's no secret

lt's been all over TV

None of your accomplices got any of it?

No

l panicked after the job

Dropped the diamonds off at my friend's place

Figured l could pick them up later

Then l got shot

That's too bad

Well, where can l find this friend of yours?

What's that?

lt's a little equalizer for tomorrow

All these have a transmitter

And l'm gonna see if l can attach this little thing to Emerald's collar

lt will amplify the signal and it'll shatter his eardrum

Here, try it

No, man, it's all right, l trust you

lt's only a tiny travel

l just want to see if it works, come on

Ah, it works! lt works

Jesus, l didn't trigger it yet

What are you so nervous about?

See, it's not working, let me see

You Wedlock is not live

Don't be ridiculous, man

Where can l find this friend of yours?

What's his number?

Either Holliday made a mistake

Or you - --

No, you got me all wrong

You are an informant!

l'm gonna get killed today

Tonight's the night he kill me

l'm not- -- l'm gonna get killed today!

No

l'm not gonna get killed today

l'm gonna kill today!

Wouldn't want an unfair fight, would we?

l am gonna get killed tonight

Look, l, uh - --

Kill him

When you gonna stop it?

Just a little bit more

l'm so scared

He's gonna strangle him

He's not gonna strangle him, he's gonna...

Get the ambulance!

Get ready to fly

Oh, shit!

Okay, okay, it's over!

Get me some trustees over here! Get him back!

Back for the dormitory, get back

You get this man to the infirmary now!

You, too!

Okay! Now!

Now! Back!

All right, watch it

Watch it, watch it!

Okay, okay

Hey, what are you doing?

What's it look like?

Are you crazy? Go back!

No way!

We're gonna die!

You're my Wedlock partner, oh, no!

Let's go

l can't believe we're still alive!

You should have believed me

The last time l trusted a woman l needed six hours of surgery!

Let's get these things off

Oh, yeah, just a screw driver and a pair of pliers and off they come

l know about electronics

Anyway, from now on, just stay close

Yeah, just don't get too close

Took the words right outta my mouth

Oh, shit! What? What?

Watch it!

Why do l get the feeling you know where you're going?

Can't say

Easy? Oh! Oh!

look out!

Where we gonna go now?

Come on

We're getting them

There they are

Fire!

We're gonna jump

no way

Frank! No!

Okay, but you better make up your mind quick!

Because you got a nice neck!

Tracy!

Wait for me!

Tracy?

Come on, Tracy

Tracy?

Come on!

Hey, Tracy?

Come on! Wake up!

Hey

Son-of-a- -- get off!

Get off me!

Well, so far, so good

My men have reported that they've crossed the river

but they real question is that will he lead us to the diamond

l know the guy, he was my best friend

Back in the Colombian War We were the boomer kings

l covered his ass while he defused the mines

Kind of relationship that builds lifelong friendship, right?

Right, unless of course you're talking about 25 millions dollars

And we are, which reminds me partners l've had to renegotiate my deal?

l'm going to need more than a third l need half

ls that so?

ls this, supposed to be some kind of deal breaker, George?

Well, you can put it that way

Yeah? l'd rather put it this way

Sam? What?

You're entirely too excitable

Now listen carefully

l get one half or l detonate Ken and Barbie's Wedlock collars- --

then nobody gets the money

So, you can do it from here, huh?

Like a thunderbolt from God

Now, are you with me so far?

You're willing to risk 25 million dollars?

No

Are you willing to risk 25 million dollars?

Hey, you guys, men and their toys

Stop it!

Half is good

Naw

Look at me!

Half is good

l was just kidding

Me, too

Forty million suitcases in the road

and you steal the one that's headed for Bangladesh!

lt's just a joke, do you know what those are?

lf l hear one, l'll let you know

When we hit the Coast we'll head North

What if l wanna go South?

We'll still go North

l'm cold, l'm hungry and l feel really stupid in this!

Yeah, right!

l'm not going any further until we get some real clothes

We need some money

Yeah

Let's go in this place

She's free, see if you can keep her busy

Hi, can l see some of your crystal?

Yes, sir, l can show you some over here Sir, l think you'll like

l'd like to show you these

These are really special to me

They buzz me every time l walk by

l'd like you to see if this might be something that you feel

Please choose

As you know, each crystal is a magic energy caught in solid formation

Oh, are you feeling something from it?

Oh, l think that might be a very good one for you - --

because l sense that you're drawn - --

Yes

That's a terrific necklace

l'm getting a lot of energy from it

A wedding present

How much is this one?

That is thirteen hundred dollars

Thirteen hundred dollars?

lt's a life-flow experience waiting for you to have

Honey, it's a rock

As the drought enters its sixteenth destructive year

the cost of water continues to skyrocket

M'm, you know, Frank, this is great

Anything about us on the news?

Not yet

- -- put the American dollar on the endangered species list

Not only has it drawn a record flow against- --

Frank, what are you doing in there?

l'm brushing my teeth, okay?

You sure do take your time about it you know?

ln sports the New York Mets sweep the series in four games straight- --

against the failing Los Angeles Dodgers

We are adults here

We could share the bed

No, we can't

lt doesn't work that way

All women are monsters, huh?

Just the one l pick

Well, did you get dumped or something?

So how's you end up in there, Frank?

Purse snatching?

One of life's little mysteries

Fine, if you don't wanna talk you don't wanna talk

Listen, since we're heading North l was wondering - --

if we could stop at Sterling City on the way?

No

Wait a minute

Who died and made you boss?

l did, go to sleep

go to sleep

Son-of-a-bitch!

We are gonna stop

Meanwhile police are still on the lookout for the convicts- --

who escaped this morning from Camp Holliday

They've been identified as Frank Warren and Tracy Riggs pictured here

Authorities suspect that they are still in the Jannville area

but have not yet uncovered a clue to their exact whereabouts

Frank, will you hurry up in there?

Would you yell a little louder They can't hear you in Cairl!

Attention, Frank Warren, Tracy Rigg

This is the Bay County Police

We know you're inside

What do you think?

Come on out with your hands raised

Oh, shit, what are we gonna do?

Should we make a run for it?

Oh, yeah, that'll work

You have a better idea?

Yes

We know you're inside to come out with your hands raised!

Give up, come on

Don't shoot! We're coming out!

Okay, come on out

All right, take it easy

Keep those hands up

Get them up high so l can see them

What the hell's going on here?

Cover me

My God!

Over here

Come on!

Atta girl

Come on!

Who in the hell was shooting at the police back there? Gimme that!

How should l know?

Attention, please

The nine o'clock bus will be leaving in approximately five minutes

Please purchase your tickets as soon as- --

Put it on

You get in line, l'll get the tickets

Attention, please, this is the last call for the- --

The next bus will be leaving in approximately thirty minutes

Follow that bus! Now, come on!

All right, take it easy

So don't be stupid! Stay within a hundred yards

Drive! Don't stop!

l can't it's traffic!

Gun it! Gun it! Go!

Go on!

Keep going!

Are you crazy?

Go on!

Okay, all right, don't let anything get between you and that bus

you understand?

Yeah, yeah

Where's it going anyway?

John Lennon Park

l've never been there

What's your rush? lt ain't going anywhere

Where's the park?

lt's up around the bend, you have to take a van

Sorry, pal, l didn't mean to scare you just kidding

Yeah? You could have fooled me

Hold it!

Hey! Don't close the doors yet! Hey!

Frank?

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen

Welcome to the John Lennon Memorial Park

Before the park was dedicated in Mr. Lennon's name- --

Excuse me

Excuse me

Tracy?

Oh, no!

You look a little pale

How you feeling?

l swear to God

lf that collar doesn't kill you, l will!

Can l ask you a personal question?

What?

Why were you in Camp Holliday?

Oh, l didn't know you were interested

Right Heroin

You, you were a junkie?

No, l was not a junkie

What happened?

l'd like to know

Yeah, just relax, will you?

lt doesn't really matter

Fine

Fine

l was engaged to this guy Michael Travis

He was great but his family didn't approve of me

Didn't have the right pedigree

Who the hell were they?

Just come big deal Senator for Connecticut

Didn't like the fact that l was only a waitress

We were gonna elope to Vegas

and then the night before we left

Two narcs broke into my apartment and found a pound of heroin

That's a lot of heroin, for one person

Tell me about it

Yeah, whoever put it there had enough power or political clout- --

to whatever to have me locked up as far away from his son as possible

Anyway, Michael's getting married this Saturday

l just wanted to see him so l could ask him how come- --

He never had anything to do with me again

But why were you in there?

l know they're not hanging around here man

They're probably half way to Mexico by now

Let's go

Come on, Chesterton said we have to sweep the ground

Oh, let's get the hell outta here

Let's check out the alligator pit

Say, boy, you better quit playing with me like that, l told you

Enjoy the show?

Thanks a lot

l oughta rip your collar off just to watch you blow

l'm sorry

A hundred yards no further

l know the rules

- -- right here

Yeah? Oh, hello, how are you?

l was worried about you

So where is he now?

Hey, hey, hey, you're getting all hysterical over nothing

So there was a little gunfire

That's nothing to get upset about

So, don't worry, it'll all be over soon

So, has he told you where the diamonds are yet?

No, he doesn't trust me

He doesn't trust anybody

Look, Holliday, l'm getting tired of this shit!

You told me all l had to do was get him outta prison

not hauling him around the whole Goddamn State

Hey, hey, relax

You're my insurance policy

Now, listen, you're going to be contacted by a couple of people, Sam and Noelle

Well, who the hell are they?

They're the ones who shot the police officer at the motel

You're gonna hand over the diamonds to them so they can take your collars off

A deal's a deal, l promise

Yeah, right

Holliday, you are a lying, cheating son-of-a-bitch and if you think l'm- --

l'm, l'm fine, dad, l'm fine l can't tell you here l am right now

but l wanted you and Mom to know that l'm okay

l'll call you back when l get a chance

l gotta go

Bye

Hi

Whoever made these did a great job

So be careful, we're still hot

We can explode at any time

lf l can get my hands on the right tools l can defuse them

You can do that?

l used to be in the Navy

Disarming mines was part of my job

And here l thought you were just a career criminal

Well, it wasn't really part of the plan

l wanted to set up a diving school

Then, Sam, a buddy of mine introduced me to this beautiful woman - --

and she tells me how to do it

A simple job, real neat, diamonds!

ln and out, real easy

l said no, she said yes

She could be very persuasive

Then what?

She shot me and ran off with my beat friend

No way- --with the diamonds?

No, the diamonds are somewhere

Where? Safe

All right, let's check out here

Maybe they're not looking for us

And maybe Boston will win the World's Series

Where we going?

The roads are being watched

We'll get a boat, we'll go West

Then sneak up the river to Bonnadale

Good, we can stop at Sterling City on the way

Get the lines off!

Plenty of fuel, nice fresh air, we should be able to make it in less then 2 hours

Aren't you forgetting something?

What?

Michael's wedding, Sterling City We gotta stop there

We don't have time

Frank, it's right on the way

All we wanna do is get these collars off then you can do what you want

We are going to stop there!

No, we're not

Okay

Frank? What?

Damn!

This is no time to be fucking around!

Get into the boat!

l'm staying in here till l drown or you promise we're going to Sterling City

What do you wanna see him for anyway

You like being humiliated?

Oh, that's good coming from a guy who was shot by his own girl friend

Get in the boat! Please

Jesus! For god's sake!

Okay, fine

We'll go to Sterling City

Promise? Promise

Okay

Bitch!

Bastard!

They're heading West

Let me see

Hey, she's not bad looking

Cuter than me?

She's much cuter

but your teeth are sharper

Yeah

Are you sure you wanna do this?

Yep

What do you expect to get out of it?

The truth

Satisfaction, it's a woman thing

Would you still marry him

Maybe

Meet the right guy marriage can be a great institution

l just got out of an institution

That's his sister Melanie

lt's all right, l'll sign us in

Melanie

Do l know you?

Yeah, Michael and l used to used to steal software together

Excuse me

Jesus, Tracy!

l know this seems like a really bad time Michael, but l just have one question

Young lady, l'm sorry, but the service is- --

Where the hell have you been?

Michael, what is this all about?

Deborah, l have no idea what this is about

Deborah?

l didn't know frigid debutantes were your type

The person - -- oh God, forgive me

Deborah! Let go!

How come l never heard from you

Michael? Why didn't you call me?

Why didn't you write to me?

Let her go, Dad

Goddamnit, you owe it to me! Now tell me!

l didn't know where you were

They had me sent to prison, you jerk!

Prison? You didn't say anything to me about prison!

Now, Michael, listen, she's hysterical She doesn't know what she's saying

Dad, shut up, Dad

Tracy

You knew about this?

You gotta believe me

Michael?

l loved you

it wasn't me, it was, it was Dad

He said he was gonna give you some money- --

and that you were gonna go away

You son-of-a-bitch!

Get her out of here!

Oh, my God!

Excuse me!

We'll take the express

Wait!

Tracy?

Frank!

Frank!

l gotta- --

Tracy!

Don't go! No, don't go!

We're gonna die without each other

Now what?

l'm sorry

Come on

We have to stop that guy

l'm wedlocked to that guy up there

And if we're separated l'm gonna blow up!

Oh, yeah, marriage'll do that to you

Goddamnit, call the police!

l'm an escaped prisoner from Camp Holliday

They'll tell you about the bomb

Camp Holliday? lsn't that singles resort down in the Bahamas?

This isn't a joke!

Randy, can you check out something for me?

Just wait one minute, is that him?

Let's get him!

Let's go, let's go!

Hey, hey, watch it!

No, no!

Hey!

l'm gonna blow up any second you dickhead!

Hey, you guys, stop the elevator

The cops are looking for your girl

She's got a bomb around her neck!

Look out, she's got a bomb

She's got a bomb

Frank?

Frank?

Frank?

Get up! Come on, spread out everybody and get down!

Tracy?

Jesus Christ! Come on!

Hey!

Hey!

Let's go!

Wait, l have an idea, stay right here

Where are you going?

l'm gonna get us to Bonndale

Come on

ls it my eyesight or am l getting paranoid?

Oh, my God!

this Noelle sounds like a real princess

She actually shot you three times?

She only had three bullets

Says here she ran off with your buddy Sam, what a slime

How do you get even with a guy- --

that double-crosses you and steals your woman?

Let him keep her

Food is bed and breakfast?

This should be interesting

Listen, we've been riding in the back of a truck all night

We didn't exactly get a whole lot of sleep

Don't ask, if l told you, you would never believe me

Just don't forget the tools, okay?

We'll be there

Bye, what a guy

Jasper, he's a buddy of mine

God, a real bed

How do you feel?

Better than l look

You look fine

What?

Nothing, just tired

So what now?

You might- -- mean - --

l meant, what is our next move?

Well, we're gonna go to the brewery where Jasper works

and he is gonna pick us up at twelve

Does he have the diamonds?

Yes, but l told him that it's Sunday morning - --

and we needed some time to get a little sleep

Good idea

Frank!

Shut it off

Jesus!

l'm thirsty, l'm gonna get some water Do you want anything?

No, thank you

Having second thoughts, Tracy?

What?

Relax, didn't Holliday tell you to expect us?

You were his fiancee

Oh, you make it sound so romantic

Did he tell you where the diamonds are?

No

No

Whatta you mean no?

Now, look, all we want is the diamonds Do you understand?

Listen, sweetheart, it's just like Holliday said

As soon as we get the diamonds we'll take both your collars off

And everything is going to be fine

And you do wanna get those collars off don't you?

Listen, sweetheart

l don't know where the diamonds are

He hasn't told me anything yet

So you keep your eyes opened

And we'll be in touch!

That fucking bitch is getting outta line

l still want a hug

lt's almost over

Yep

ls something bothering you?

No, nothing

Frank, there's something l have to tell you

Tracy, hold onto that

lf you feel the same way as l do

Let's wait until this is over and then maybe do something about it

if we have time, all right?

Hey, Jasper

Look at this

You look great

Let me look at you

So man, l thought l'd never see you again

l can't believe you left L.A.

Man, come on, you knew l hated L.A.

The fucking brown air, brown trees brown oceans

The only green thing they got down there is fucking traffic lights

Besides, l couldn't afford the water

Why didn't you cash in on the loot?

Hey, man, it's gonna be for a lot more than 25 millions before l'd screw you

Seems to me half is fair, hum?

Twelve millions?

Jesus, l could open my own brewery, incorporate, go legitimate, pay taxes

Naw

Are you all right?

Yeah, fine

Come on

Show you how to make suds

This here is grains and malts

Down to that thing over there

And that thing, well, it's like grains and you know, and all that kinda shit

Yeah, it sounds very scientific

Yeah, man, well, l'm just a grain shoveler you know?

who gives a shit how they make it just as long as you get a buzz

You know what l mean, like really, you don't ask the buzz how he got there

Just be glad he knocks

Everything you wanted

l never heard of some of the stuff

Thanks, pal, l owe you one

Oh, no!

Jesus Christ!

So! l am flattered by the comparison Now, back up!

You didn't have to kill him

Sometimes you don't think about it you just do it!

Oh, like killing your best friend?

We thought about that, hi, lover

Noelle, darling, l'm so glad to see you

l never really got a chance to say, fuck you!

Oh, such an ingrate

We saved your life at that bungalow

Yeah, we've been your guardian angels

Oh, of course

lt's so simple

You guys let me escape l lead you to the diamonds

The whole thing is a set-up, brilliant!

So, how did you follow us?

Oh, no!

Nice job, sweetheart

You getting bad flashbacks, Frankie?

l mean, talk about your cosmic screws

Frank, l tried to tell you

Oh, shut up!

Look, you got what you want

Will you just let us go?

Sorry, sweetheart, this one's personal

Don't you wanna make sure you have the diamonds this time?

You're gonna feel pretty stupid when you find out they're not in it

Got a question for you, Frankie

How does it feel to die twice?

l got the bag, Tracy, come on!

Where'd they go?

There! They've got the bag!

Can you make it?

Sure, no problem

Sam, here they are!

Where?

By the vats!

There's fucking vats everywhere

Over this way!

Hold on, Tracy!

Hold on!

The bag!

Listen

Frank, l'm sorry

No regrets, sorry, man

Come on, Frank

Whatta you gonna do now?

Please, Frank, l'm sorry, man

You son-of-a-bitch!

Frank, help me out, man!

Nowhere to run now, Lover

l'm sorry, sweetheart

lf you want me, you're gonna have to shoot my buddy here

Sam?

Noelle, don't shoot!

This didn't work out very well did it, Frank?

Why did you do it anyway?

The money or Noelle?

Oh, man, she's awfully cute, isn't she?

You hit me, you bitch!

Sorry, honey, but l did it for the money!

Looks like she fucked us both!

Yeah, hey , do you want her back?

Oh, Frank

Hurry

Come on, Frank

You're losing a lot of blood

We've gotta stop someplace now and take care of it

What is this place?

l don't know, abandoned Nuclear Power Plant?

What do you think?

l think l'm gonna faint

Hang in there, Frank

How's that?

That's fine

Are you okay? Yeah

Hey, you weren't kidding

Where are the diamonds?

Jasper fenced the diamonds for cash

The money is somewhere

What's all this stuff?

Some tools from the Aerospace lab

Damn, l can't do it! How you doing?

l can't do it!

Wait a minute, maybe you can!

Frank!

You do it

No! No way

Come on

Get down here! We don't have a choice!

Here take this, pick up the lid

Where?

Now we're gonna take out the plastic explosive

This?

Yes

but you gotta be very gentle

Don't unplug it or we'll blow up

l can't believe l trusted you

Look, lt was either go along with Holliday

or spend the next thirty years of my life in hell!

What would you have done?

Oh, l think you should have told me

Now, think about it, Frank What would you have done, l mean - --

l would have told you!

Bullshit!

l would have- -- maybe

Exactly

Will you shut up?

Well, since we got it out- --

take this, don't touch the bands

Clip it on the box

That one?

Yeah, okay

Oh, no, l - --

The thing with the wires, it's a blue wire

Patch it on the top- --the second one to your right

here? Yeah

The red one goes on the bottom The far left

Here?

No, it's okay, it's okay

lt's a temporary safe mode

What we're gonna do is disconnect the explosive- --

Okay?

Gently

Follow the double wire

Get a good grip onto it

Don't touch me now Okay

Oh, we did it

Thank God, that's over

You gotta do yourself

Okay, eleven paces from the door

All right

Yeah! Oh boy!

Yeah boy!

Watch it!

Okay

Oh, great

Hey, this is for you

Oh, shit!

Son-of-a-bitch!

Mr. Magenta, Miss lvory

No hellos for an old friend?

How did you find us?

Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid!

Play with the dummies you gotta think like one

You had all the cards

Of course, l don't' like surprises

Well, you're playing in the big leagues, pal

Do or die, a lot of money on the line

Now, if you please, hand me those briefcases very slowly

You better check it

You check them

Smart for a change! Fencing the ice Thank you for saving us the trouble

Oh, it was nothing

l'd say that looks like about twelve and a half million each

Take your pick

Close it up, please

l'd love to stay and chat, but- -- are you coming?

Naw, you go ahead

l'll drive the truck down to Mexico after l settle a little score

Well, here save your bullets

What's that?

A detonator

They could have blown us up any time

l'm curious

Were you ever in love with me or was it always a setup?

Oh, you're so handsome and you were- -- a very decent fuck

but you fall in love way too easily

l'm trying to remember what l loved about you

lt was my ass

Honey, you had so many bad breaks Frank

l guess life isn't for everyone

You're gonna need the keys

You never were very smart, lover, were you?

Holy Moley

l never was very smart, but then l never wanted to blow up, Lover

Sorry

What are you thinking?

Should we stay together?

Now we don't have to

Until death do us apart, that sort of thing?

Yeah

l don't know, Frankie

You're no day at the beach

You're no picnic either