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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,266 --> 00:00:02,711 Previously on "The Real 2 00:00:02,735 --> 00:00:04,895 Previously on "The Real Housewives of New York City"... 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,133 Yeah, right. 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,209 - Oh, that's again a loss? - Yes. 5 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:11,600 That's from the fashion show. 6 00:00:11,633 --> 00:00:13,100 I know that in fashion, 7 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:14,409 many times you do have losses upfront, 8 00:00:14,433 --> 00:00:17,233 but seeing it on paper makes it very real. 9 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:18,443 What are we gonna do for the new show? 10 00:00:18,467 --> 00:00:20,367 We wanna continue with a comedian, right? 11 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,509 I was thinking also maybe we include Sonja in the show. 12 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:23,600 Yeah. 13 00:00:23,633 --> 00:00:25,600 Sonja's been in my original shows. 14 00:00:25,633 --> 00:00:28,233 I just think it would be a really positive thing 15 00:00:28,266 --> 00:00:29,500 for Sonjarita to do. 16 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:31,633 You know what you want. You know what you like. 17 00:00:31,667 --> 00:00:32,633 Do whatever the [bleep] you wanna do. 18 00:00:32,667 --> 00:00:34,500 Do I know? 19 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:40,500 I need you to tell them that you're seeing him, 20 00:00:40,533 --> 00:00:42,276 or I'm gonna tell them. - But I'm not seeing him. 21 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,543 - You're back with Scott? - We know how it went. 22 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:45,266 Well, then I'm not telling you anything. 23 00:00:45,300 --> 00:00:46,567 It went well, actually. 24 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,200 - You should just be with him. - Okay. 25 00:00:48,233 --> 00:00:49,609 In the end of the day, I want to be with Scott. 26 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,300 That's what I want. 27 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:54,133 You need to be like, "Put a ring on it, or it's a wrap." 28 00:00:54,166 --> 00:00:55,166 [ laughs ] 29 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,600 ♪♪♪♪♪ 30 00:00:57,633 --> 00:01:01,033 I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong. 31 00:01:01,066 --> 00:01:02,500 ♪♪♪♪♪ 32 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:08,266 I'm no one's accessory. I'm the whole lifestyle brand. 33 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:12,367 I don't need to find love. I love myself. 34 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:17,266 I may float like a butterfly, but I sting like a bitch. 35 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,133 Life isn't a fairy tale, 36 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:22,233 but I'm hoping mine's the exception. 37 00:01:22,266 --> 00:01:24,533 Raise the curtain. Lower the lights. 38 00:01:24,567 --> 00:01:27,433 I'm taking center stage in my life. 39 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:35,166 ♪♪♪♪♪ 40 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,633 Hello! How are you? 41 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:40,200 So your chicken was a great success with my dog. [ laughs ] 42 00:01:41,633 --> 00:01:43,300 No, you know, I-I like doing it myself, 43 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:44,643 'cause you know, she likes to watch me do it. 44 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:47,200 Then she knows she's getting something special. 45 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:50,200 I know. She's a smart dog. Thank you so much. 46 00:01:50,233 --> 00:01:52,376 - You're gonna see a lot of me. - I don't mind looking at you. 47 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,100 Well, thank you. I don't mind eating your food. [ laughs ] 48 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:57,500 ♪♪♪♪♪ 49 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:59,576 The whole theme of our Halloween thing, I guess, is voodoo. 50 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,600 I'm putting the corset on. Zip it up. 51 00:02:02,633 --> 00:02:04,533 [ zipper whirs ] Go, and now pull me in. 52 00:02:04,567 --> 00:02:07,233 Oh, I see you've done this before. 53 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,433 [ zipper whirs] Just make it work, girl. 54 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:12,200 ♪♪♪♪♪ 55 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,667 These are the signs. 56 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,409 It's just basically a longer version of the banter 57 00:02:15,433 --> 00:02:16,400 she does with comedians in the show. 58 00:02:16,433 --> 00:02:17,500 Yeah. 59 00:02:17,533 --> 00:02:19,333 [ door rattling, laughter ] 60 00:02:19,367 --> 00:02:20,509 You can't get in. [ rattling continues ] 61 00:02:20,533 --> 00:02:21,667 I can't get in, so... 62 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,333 Someone's, like, attacking the door. 63 00:02:23,367 --> 00:02:25,433 [ laughter ] Thank you. 64 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:27,100 - Hi! - Hey! 65 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:28,700 I said, "Someone's attacking the door." 66 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:31,533 I know, me, trying to finagle out of the way. 67 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,009 - Hi! How are you? - Mwah. How are you? 68 00:02:33,033 --> 00:02:35,467 I was thinking for time's sake, what we'll do is 69 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,133 Roger will bring them in, and Madison will bring them in, 70 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,400 and they'll do their 3, 4, 5-minute 71 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:41,743 little stand-up bit for us. - Okay. 72 00:02:41,767 --> 00:02:43,467 - And then, you know... - Okay. 73 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:44,576 And the ones that you're not so into, 74 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,266 we can just say, "Thank you very much." 75 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,609 Okay. Well, I'm gonna let you do that. 76 00:02:47,633 --> 00:02:49,333 - Okay. - 'Cause I'm terrible at that. 77 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:51,467 We're looking for comedians for "Marry F Kill" 78 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:53,500 because it's a variety show, 79 00:02:53,533 --> 00:02:56,233 and I feel like variety shows need comedy. 80 00:02:56,266 --> 00:02:58,200 Sonja didn't get here yet. She's on her way. 81 00:02:58,233 --> 00:02:59,743 - Okay. Well, you know... - She probably lost her dress 82 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:02,433 on the way, so she's probably putting it back on again. 83 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:04,767 - Or not putting it back on. - [ laughs ] 84 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,300 I want this comic to be extremely funny, 85 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:09,710 having to do with sex, relationships, 86 00:03:09,734 --> 00:03:11,667 and all that good stuff. 87 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,467 You know, we'll talk to Sonja, too, about... 88 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,710 - Yeah, I'm sure all of her... - How we can involve her. 89 00:03:14,734 --> 00:03:17,734 - ...will be so helpful. - [ laughs ] It will. 90 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:19,376 She's... She can be very creative... Sonja. 91 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,500 That's true. 92 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,133 All right, so should we get started? 93 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:23,166 - Yeah. - Yeah. 94 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,734 - Oh, Sonja, hi! - Wow. 95 00:03:25,767 --> 00:03:28,000 I thought this was a comedian walking in. 96 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,400 - [ laughs ] - Little glam. 97 00:03:30,433 --> 00:03:32,333 - Look at you, Ben. - How are you doing? 98 00:03:32,367 --> 00:03:33,710 I was so excited to hear you're involved with this, Ben. 99 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:35,667 - [ laughs ] - As director. 100 00:03:35,700 --> 00:03:39,266 I wanted to dress a little cool so I wore a Kyle and Kendall. 101 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:41,600 - You look really cute. - Mmm! Hi, honey. 102 00:03:41,633 --> 00:03:43,667 So what is the protocol when you do the two kisses? 103 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:46,433 - Left first or right first? - I usually do... 104 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:48,600 [ kisses ] Right... [ kisses ] left. 105 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:50,333 - Okay. - Right, left. 106 00:03:50,367 --> 00:03:52,433 I usually get a smear of lipstick from you. 107 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,200 Left, right, three times, twice. 108 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,533 If you're not careful with me, 109 00:03:55,567 --> 00:03:57,000 you might get tongue in your mouth. 110 00:03:57,033 --> 00:03:59,533 And the Swiss actually kiss three times. 111 00:03:59,567 --> 00:04:01,576 - But start on the right. - And then the... the Spaniards, 112 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,533 they just kiss you straight on the month. 113 00:04:03,567 --> 00:04:05,266 - [ laughs ] - But let's talk about that. 114 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:06,509 That's a good shtick for Sonja and I. 115 00:04:06,533 --> 00:04:08,667 We could even keep going on top of that. 116 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:10,309 Luann is so high on life, she's like, everything I say 117 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,734 is funny, it's hilarious. 118 00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:14,033 - You are very funny. - 'Cause I'm not in jail. 119 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:15,467 This is amazing. [ laughter ] 120 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,767 Next thing we know, whatever she eats for breakfast, 121 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,467 she's gonna incorporate it into her comedy. 122 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,667 Oh, my God. Did you see those blueberries? 123 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,567 Okay, Lu. But she's not that funny. 124 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,000 We're gonna work on something. We've already got some ideas. 125 00:04:28,033 --> 00:04:31,333 Thing is, I can't continue to do her life 126 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:34,300 when I'm building my own life and get paid to do it, okay? 127 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:35,609 Okay, I told you she was gonna bring up money. [ laughs ] 128 00:04:35,633 --> 00:04:37,033 - So, Luann... - Of course. 129 00:04:37,066 --> 00:04:38,376 - Who doesn't bring up money? - Don't worry. 130 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:40,042 - You're getting paid. - Actually, you said 131 00:04:40,066 --> 00:04:41,509 I'm getting paid for this next gig you want me to do, right? 132 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:43,233 You got paid for the last one, though. 133 00:04:43,266 --> 00:04:44,976 - That was hair and makeup. - It's Broadway pay, 134 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,443 but, you know... - [ laughs ] Off Broadway. 135 00:04:46,467 --> 00:04:48,233 It's... yeah, Off Broadway pay. 136 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,467 ♪ Nothing ♪ 137 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,467 She covers half of my hair and makeup. 138 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,600 So I just do the makeup and my hair myself. 139 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:56,743 - You guys ready? - Bring 'em in, Roger. 140 00:04:56,767 --> 00:04:59,600 - We need a laugh! - This is Peter Donnelly. 141 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,076 - Hi, Peter. How are you? - Hi, Peter. 142 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,743 [ amplified voice ] Truly an honor to do comedy 143 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:05,333 in a hotel dining room for three people. 144 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:08,333 - [ laughter ] - Yes, feeling great about it. 145 00:05:08,367 --> 00:05:10,600 My mom raised to be dramatic. She's kind of like 146 00:05:10,633 --> 00:05:12,767 if Tennessee Williams wrote "Designing Women." 147 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,600 My friend's like, "Oh, Ms. Hunt, what are you gonna do today?" 148 00:05:15,633 --> 00:05:18,000 And she says... [ sultry voice ] "I'm gonna see a movie." 149 00:05:18,033 --> 00:05:19,066 [ chuckles lightly ] 150 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:22,233 I also work as an SAT and ACT tutor. 151 00:05:22,266 --> 00:05:25,333 My one true purpose is to help Jewish boys 152 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,033 who grew up on the Upper West Side 153 00:05:27,066 --> 00:05:30,066 channel their love of rap music into an essay that will demand 154 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:32,033 Dartmouth's acceptance. - Yes! 155 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,467 - Okay? - [ laughs ] 156 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,033 All the comedians were good. 157 00:05:35,066 --> 00:05:37,100 They have this certain, you know, sense of humor. 158 00:05:37,133 --> 00:05:39,767 I don't know if y'all can tell, uh, but I'm gay. 159 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,509 Uh, whenever I tell people that, they're always like, 160 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:44,333 "But you're wearing a hat." [ laughter ] 161 00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:46,667 But this is "Marry F Kill," so it has to be specific 162 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:51,500 about sex and relationships, so the process is ongoing. 163 00:05:51,533 --> 00:05:53,734 Um, this was great. I'm glad you included me. 164 00:05:53,767 --> 00:05:56,266 - Are you kidding? - Do you guys wanna take a turn? 165 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,767 Come on. [ laughter ] 166 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,367 Give Sonja a shot. 167 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,300 I'm so proud of what Luann has built, 168 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:04,033 and I'm very excited to be involved, 169 00:06:04,066 --> 00:06:05,500 even if she's not paying me. 170 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,076 [ amplified voice ] Please welcome to the stage 171 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,700 my friend, the hilarious, the gorgeous 172 00:06:10,734 --> 00:06:11,667 Lady Sonja Morgan! 173 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:14,000 - Whoo! - [ laughs ] 174 00:06:14,033 --> 00:06:15,700 Yes! 175 00:06:15,734 --> 00:06:19,100 One question. Can I call you "The Countess"? [ laughs ] 176 00:06:19,133 --> 00:06:21,533 [ laughs ] Well, you know, some people don't think 177 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:24,400 I should be called a countess since my divorce. 178 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:27,467 The question is... which divorce? 179 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,133 - Ah! [ laughs ] - Of course, the first one. 180 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:31,734 Well, it's time for you to sing. 181 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:32,667 Show us your tits! 182 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,433 [ laughter ] 183 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:38,400 ♪♪♪♪♪ 184 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:41,300 No, Mommy, we're not going for a walk right now. Sorry. 185 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,767 I'm sorry. 186 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,500 Come with Mommy? 187 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:48,367 I'm gonna call Leah. 188 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,667 You guys look like little, like, Muppets. 189 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,700 Who's being cute? 190 00:06:52,734 --> 00:06:55,367 Who's being cute? Hi! 191 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,066 - Hi! - How are you? 192 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:00,500 Thank you. 193 00:07:00,533 --> 00:07:02,734 I just got back yesterday from Chicago. 194 00:07:02,767 --> 00:07:05,066 I just... I don't know. I was having a wavy look. 195 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,700 It was great. Yeah. 196 00:07:11,734 --> 00:07:13,200 It was so good. 197 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:16,166 Even though the girls were like, "Just get on a plane 198 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,109 and go see Scott," I still have to, like, play it cool, 199 00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,734 but when Scott said, "Get on a plane 200 00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:23,633 with Strawberry and Shortcake and come to Chicago," 201 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:25,133 yeah, I was all in. 202 00:07:25,166 --> 00:07:27,700 - I'm in Chicago. - Ooh, it looks so nice. 203 00:07:27,734 --> 00:07:29,533 It's... It's so pretty. 204 00:07:29,567 --> 00:07:33,033 - Is this the apartment? - Yeah, this is... I'm at Scott's. 205 00:07:33,066 --> 00:07:34,700 - Oh, wow. - This sounds so cheesy, 206 00:07:34,734 --> 00:07:37,734 but it felt like home. It felt real. 207 00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:39,567 This, you know, it was good. It's good. 208 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:52,567 Oh. 209 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,400 - It's scary. - It's scary as hell. 210 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:56,200 - So will you do me a favor? - Yes. 211 00:07:56,233 --> 00:07:58,476 Will you call and tell Tinsley? If she wants to come, great. 212 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,767 If she doesn't, I don't care. 213 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:06,400 Oh, stop. 214 00:08:06,433 --> 00:08:08,533 I love stuff like that. 215 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:10,500 Okay. 216 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:15,633 Yes. Yay. Fun. And good luck to Kiki and her game. 217 00:08:15,667 --> 00:08:17,500 Okay, bye, babe. 218 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,633 Hi, girl. 219 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:24,233 Oh. Oh, my good girl. 220 00:08:24,266 --> 00:08:26,233 Coming up... 221 00:08:26,266 --> 00:08:27,633 - Hi! - Hi! 222 00:08:27,667 --> 00:08:28,600 Are you witches on your brooms? 223 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:29,600 - Hi! - [ roars ] 224 00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:31,633 [ screaming ] [ laughter ] 225 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:43,533 ♪♪♪♪♪ 226 00:08:48,133 --> 00:08:50,000 - Where is it? - Um... 227 00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:52,533 - Is it in this building? - Right there. 228 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:55,433 - Is this a scary clown? - Oh, my God. There's one there. 229 00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:58,066 - [ roars ] - Aah! 230 00:08:58,100 --> 00:09:00,066 - [ roars ] - Aah! No! 231 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:02,266 - [ growling ] - Don't worry about him. 232 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,767 He's not running. But it's okay. I would have got to him. 233 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,767 - Oh, my God. - [ growling ] 234 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,567 No! 235 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,000 I mean, I was expecting to get attacked by Dorinda tonight, 236 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:13,300 not a zombie on the damn sidewalk. 237 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:16,166 So you're laughing a lot. Something must be funny. 238 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,066 Tell me what's so funny right now. 239 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,000 ♪♪♪♪♪ 240 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:21,166 - Hi! - Oh, look, we got one. 241 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,667 That's nice. [ laughter ] 242 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:25,066 There you go. That's right, that's right. 243 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,100 - [ growls ] - Ohh! Oh, God! 244 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,033 I know you want a little dancing! 245 00:09:29,066 --> 00:09:30,667 [ laughter ] Yeah, I'm on it. 246 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,667 I've been trying to get the girls to go to Blood Manor 247 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,600 for two years. 248 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:37,600 Blood Manor is an institution. 249 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:42,300 I want you to come to my house. You'd fit in perfectly. 250 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:45,600 It's scary, and I don't scare easily. I'm the scarer. 251 00:09:46,533 --> 00:09:47,533 Oh, my God! 252 00:09:47,567 --> 00:09:48,567 That's... ing scary! 253 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,066 [ laughter ] - I don't like it! 254 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,567 I don't like it. 255 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,066 Oh, I finally found the man of my dreams. 256 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,333 - [ growling ] - Ooh! 257 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:57,600 But the blondes always die in the horror movies. 258 00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:59,200 [ laughter ] If you're blonde, 259 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:01,333 and you show your boobs, you're dead. 260 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:03,567 Oh, it's kind of my thing, but all right. 261 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,233 [ laughter ] 262 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:06,767 - [ roars ] - [ screams ] Sh...! 263 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,133 Oh, my God. 264 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:10,500 - What are... - [ growls ] 265 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:13,000 - That's amazing. - [ growls ] 266 00:10:13,033 --> 00:10:15,066 I'm sorry. I got so scared. [ laughter ] 267 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,066 If this is what it's like on the outside, 268 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,500 what's it like on the inside? 269 00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:20,100 [ women screaming ] 270 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,667 [ whimpers ] 271 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,233 I hate getting scared. [ laughs ] 272 00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:27,033 I'm crying and laughing. Oh, my God. They're scary. 273 00:10:27,066 --> 00:10:28,333 - [ roars ] - Oh! 274 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,567 - [ yelling ] - Aah! [ laughs ] 275 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,633 - [ growls ] - [ yelling ] 276 00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,233 She saw him coming. 277 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:37,166 Oh, you wore a costume. Cute. [ laughter ] 278 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:38,567 Hi. 279 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:40,133 You have another party tonight? 280 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:41,743 No, I'm going... Well, yeah, I'm going to a birthday party. 281 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:44,066 - But like that? - A Halloween party. 282 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,767 Yeah. How often can you get dressed up like a cougar? 283 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,767 [ laughter ] Oh! 284 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:53,000 - I'm a cougar. Of course I can. - Good. I like that. 285 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:55,233 I'm aspiring to be a cougar like Luann. 286 00:10:55,266 --> 00:10:56,533 Bitches! 287 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:58,133 - Hi! - Hi! 288 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:01,633 Don't let her know that the guy is gonna jump out at her. 289 00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:02,676 Are you witches on your brooms? 290 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,400 - [ roars ] - [ screaming ] 291 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:07,000 [ laughter ] [ yelling ] 292 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,166 - Yeah! - I should've worn a diaper! 293 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,300 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 294 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:15,000 - Hey! - Yay! 295 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:18,000 This is not for me. I'm already high anxiety, 296 00:11:18,033 --> 00:11:20,166 and we haven't had anything to drink. 297 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,976 Okay, all right, you four. All right, come on, come on. 298 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,100 All right, here we go. 299 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:24,176 Oh, my God. Look at Dorinda's handbag. 300 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:25,767 Bring it in, bring it in. All right. 301 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,676 Come right here, little friends. Right here, little friends. 302 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,066 The clown is... ing weird. 303 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,142 Like, I don't think he's an actor. 304 00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,133 I think he's really... That's him. 305 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,066 - You guys ready? - Oh, God. 306 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,266 You ready for it? All right. 307 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,100 [ thumping ] Oh, no. 308 00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:38,767 Oh, God. Here we go. 309 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,767 All right. Come on. 310 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,200 One, two, three, four. 311 00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:43,300 All right, go in. 312 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,100 - [ roaring ] - [ women screaming ] 313 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,300 Welcome to Blood Manor. 314 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:48,042 Sometimes you're better off if you don't look. 315 00:11:48,066 --> 00:11:50,133 You don't wanna see it coming now, do you? 316 00:11:50,166 --> 00:11:51,710 Oh, Ramona doesn't wanna see you coming. 317 00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:53,133 [ laughter ] 318 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:55,633 I wanna myself coming. [ laughs ] 319 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,033 Good luck, guys. 320 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:58,176 - I thought that... - All right, stay close. 321 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,734 - Stay close. - Come on. 322 00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:02,333 - Stay close. - Aah! 323 00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:03,433 Okay, let's go. 324 00:12:03,467 --> 00:12:04,707 Come on, everybody. [ babbles ] 325 00:12:04,734 --> 00:12:07,700 Sorry, I'm just, like, marching up. 326 00:12:07,734 --> 00:12:10,200 ♪♪♪♪♪ 327 00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:14,333 [ thunder rumbling ] 328 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,633 [ screaming ] 329 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:17,734 [ roaring ] 330 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:20,333 [ screaming ] 331 00:12:20,367 --> 00:12:21,767 They're not here. 332 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,100 Right there, it goes... 333 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,033 That's gross. 334 00:12:25,066 --> 00:12:27,734 - Ew! - Disgusting. 335 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,200 Oh. 336 00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:31,266 Both: We've been waiting for you. 337 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,667 [ cackling ] 338 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:36,000 Wait. Are these cackling twins Sonja and Ramona? 339 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:40,000 [ both cackling ] 340 00:12:40,033 --> 00:12:42,333 Ha ha ha ha! Daddy's gonna love you. 341 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,467 Oh, well, thank you. 342 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,200 - Aah! - [ cackling ] 343 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,976 I gotta get outta here. I gotta get outta here. 344 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,133 Oh, my God! 345 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:52,734 [ screaming and yelling ] 346 00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:53,734 They were everywhere. 347 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:55,133 [ yelling ] 348 00:12:55,166 --> 00:12:56,767 [ screaming ] 349 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,033 They dropped from the ceiling. They come through the wall. 350 00:13:00,066 --> 00:13:02,667 - [ yelling ] - [ screaming ] 351 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,033 [ laughter ] 352 00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:06,300 [ whoosh ] - Aah! 353 00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:09,000 - Your eyelashes... - Don't [bleep] with my hair! 354 00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:10,467 Don't [bleep] with my hair! 355 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,767 - [ screaming ] - [ roaring ] 356 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,767 [ cackling ] 357 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,066 I think I could go now, you know? 358 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,266 I almost peed in my pants. 359 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,467 [ screaming ] 360 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:22,166 Oh! [ laughter ] 361 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,467 I definitely peed myself. 362 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,467 - Oh, I know. - [ laughs ] 363 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:27,367 ♪♪♪♪♪ 364 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,476 I feel, like, exhausted from that. 365 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,609 I feel like I could go to the restroom. 366 00:13:29,633 --> 00:13:30,743 - I'm exhausted. - My whole body's shaking. 367 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:33,700 See if anything came out of my ass. 368 00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,367 Ah! Here it is. 369 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,233 Tequila bar? 370 00:13:37,266 --> 00:13:38,433 Hi. 371 00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,133 I could definitely use a tequila, 372 00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,400 something I'm familiar with... 373 00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,500 versus a scary house. 374 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,467 - Is someone else coming? - Oh. 375 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:48,266 There's like an extra... 376 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:50,734 - Oh, well, Leah and, uh... - Tinsley. 377 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,433 - Um... - They're going to the restroom. 378 00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:54,076 This is not good. We got one of the girls across from nobody. 379 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,100 Is that right? 380 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,200 - Oh, it's just... - Maybe we should call Scott. 381 00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,743 Well, do it quickly 'cause God knows it'll be over 382 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:01,400 in about five minutes. - [ laughs ] 383 00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:03,176 I know. I think when she... I'm gonna say something 384 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,076 to her on the side. I can't believe she posted about Scott. 385 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,000 - Right. - The most ridiculous thing 386 00:14:07,033 --> 00:14:09,400 she could do, like, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. 387 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,209 You know, before you put it on Instagram, maybe tell us, 388 00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:14,166 might be good, especially when she knows... 389 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,166 Especially knowing that we don't like being left out... 390 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,300 - Right. - ...of everything. 391 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,166 This is what Tinsley does. 392 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,133 She's posted on Instagram to the world, 393 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:24,000 and we find out afterwards that she's back with Scott. 394 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:27,166 Should we all move down and put somebody at the head? 395 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,066 I'm fine, guys. I'm all good. 396 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,400 Where's my tequila? 397 00:14:31,433 --> 00:14:33,133 So I'm gonna get three of these. 398 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,333 - What are you ordering? - Tuna tartare appetizer. 399 00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:38,000 Uh, what kind of tequila should we have? 400 00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:39,300 You have the, um, Clase Azul? 401 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,467 - Yes, we do. - Okay, so I'll have that. 402 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,333 But you're only having one tonight. 403 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,100 Oh, I should order it myself. 404 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:48,166 All right. 405 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,166 - Do you have 1942? - Yes. 406 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,467 I'll have that. 407 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,166 I'll have whatever they're having. 408 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,576 All right, well, you know what? Maybe we should make a toast. 409 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,066 To what? 410 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,266 - Scott! - Tinsley and Scott. 411 00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,233 Oh, well, isn't it up to her to make a toast? 412 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,976 - All right, hold on. - All right, let's toast to me 413 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,033 and Scott back together. Whoo! 414 00:15:04,066 --> 00:15:05,233 Oh, we have news here. 415 00:15:05,266 --> 00:15:09,300 Today Tinsley told me that they're... this is it. 416 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:14,200 And she will be getting married, and this is it. 417 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:16,400 ♪♪♪♪♪ 418 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:18,400 Coming up... 419 00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:20,100 Why are you crying? 420 00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:22,000 [ crying ] I don't know. It's just sad to me. 421 00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:23,100 But, Mommy, it's happy. 422 00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,500 Everything is changing. 423 00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:25,467 It's all changing. 424 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,533 ♪♪♪♪♪ 425 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:32,667 Oh, we have news here. 426 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,433 Today Tinsley told me that they're... this is it, 427 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:42,133 and she will be getting married, and this is it. 428 00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,500 Is there physically like a ring or something right now? No. 429 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:47,166 Is that definitely happening? Are we getting married? 430 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,033 I just know it. I will be moving to Chicago. 431 00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:52,367 I'm not sure exactly when, but I know, 432 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,643 and I know that we're gonna be together. 433 00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,533 And I know that we're making this work. 434 00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,567 Well, good, then you're moving to Chicago. 435 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,066 - I am. - That's great! 436 00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,266 So you can check out of your hotel finally. 437 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,233 - Perfect. - Well, of course, 'cause if 438 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,400 you move to Chicago... - But listen. 439 00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,633 -...then, yes... 440 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:09,233 We're going to the Berkshires November 4th... 441 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:10,633 - Okay. - ...5th, 6th... 442 00:16:10,667 --> 00:16:12,200 - And 6th. Okay. - ...and 7th. 443 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:14,076 All right, good. Are we gonna have Indian Summer again? 444 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,533 'Cause I wanna go in the pool. 445 00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:18,109 For some reason, my relationship is very important at some level, 446 00:16:18,133 --> 00:16:20,433 but then when I'm happy, it's not important. 447 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,567 And we don't wanna talk about it. 448 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:26,600 I can expect Dorinda to do this with me 449 00:16:26,633 --> 00:16:27,667 and not ask me questions 450 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,266 and just not give me the time of day, 451 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:33,367 but I'm very disappointed that Sonja and Ramona and Luann 452 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,767 have also sort of fallen 453 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,500 underneath Dorinda's, like, spell with this whole thing. 454 00:16:37,533 --> 00:16:41,400 It's nice to be with girls that I've found myself and... 455 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:44,300 I think that... that they've been very hard on you. 456 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:48,233 I think it's unwarranted. 457 00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:50,533 So, girls, are you, like, registering this? 458 00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,100 I'm not even... I'm not even... I'm ignoring her. 459 00:16:53,133 --> 00:16:54,309 - Are you register... - No. No, I'm ignoring it. 460 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,133 You have food on your boob. I'm just saying. 461 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:59,133 It's looking like a reality. 462 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:00,686 She's making an ass out of all of us... 463 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:04,600 This whole thing, like, "We're not seeing each other. We are." 464 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,133 It's just not true. 465 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,643 I'm not judgmental. Do whatever you want. 466 00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:10,700 But just don't pull the wool over our eyes. 467 00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,142 Well, you know how love can be fleeting... 468 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,533 - No, Luann. - ...and crazy. 469 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,066 - It's always last minute. - I do. 470 00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,567 I don't wanna talk about it. 471 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,133 I really wanna make it disappear. 472 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,133 Just don't bring life to it. 473 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,667 Dorinda is shouting in my ear, "Don't talk to Tinsley. 474 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,400 Ignore her." And listen, I'm on a good page with Dorinda, okay? 475 00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:27,333 So guess what? I'm listening to her, okay? 476 00:17:27,367 --> 00:17:30,433 - I'm listening to her. - Is it for real? 477 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,533 - Are you really? - 100%. 478 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:35,200 - In your heart of hearts, you... - 100%. 479 00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:36,667 Where's the ring? 480 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,567 - Get that ring. - We're on it. 481 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,109 You know I love you. I'm happy for you. 482 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:43,200 Yeah, that's great, Tins. You'll love Chicago. 483 00:17:43,233 --> 00:17:44,633 I do love Chicago. 484 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,276 It's so great. Like, you just live in a hotel, 485 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,667 so you can pack up and go tomorrow. 486 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,200 But I live in a hotel, but it's also a residential place. 487 00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,643 Okay, let me tell you about the, um... 488 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,176 [ mocking voice ] Oh, yeah, let me tell ya. 489 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,300 I mean, you're so cool, Dorinda. I know. 490 00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:58,100 I'm really happy. I'm truly happy that you're happy for me. 491 00:17:58,133 --> 00:18:00,500 - Thank you. - Wow, thank you. 492 00:18:00,533 --> 00:18:02,467 Thank you. Thank you. 493 00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:03,710 - I got a turkey baster. - Really happy. 494 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,767 Maybe you could actually have a baby. I... 495 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,500 - What does that mean? - [ laughs ] 496 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,500 - You just look like a... - Oh, come on. 497 00:18:10,533 --> 00:18:11,667 ...a mean person. 498 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,233 I think Tinsley gets so much sh... already 499 00:18:14,266 --> 00:18:15,633 about her relationship with Scott. 500 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,500 At this point, it's overkill. 501 00:18:17,533 --> 00:18:19,533 Well, at least you don't have any questions. 502 00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:22,700 The skeleton is out of the box. 503 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,367 ♪♪♪♪♪ 504 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,700 Come on. 505 00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:27,500 I believe this is it for you. 506 00:18:27,533 --> 00:18:28,700 - Yeah. - I do believe it. 507 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,266 And if at the end of the day, 508 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:33,333 you guys can live happily ever after, God bless. 509 00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:34,500 - You know? - We will. 510 00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:36,667 Take it down, take it down. Oh, yeah. 511 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,467 - Oh, yeah. Here we go. - Whoo! 512 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,233 Oh, my God. Look at those hips. 513 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:43,567 I mean, this is actually déclassé behavior. 514 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,609 Just give Tinsley this, like, none little moment, 515 00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,266 like, give her this one moment 516 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,266 that she's been waiting for, fighting for. 517 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,533 Just give it to her. But no, they can't. 518 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,400 - All right, girls, let's go. - We're gonna go. 519 00:18:58,433 --> 00:18:59,633 Well, that was fun. 520 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,333 This was, like, pretty much 521 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,667 probably the best night I've ever had in my life. 522 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:06,500 - Oh, my God. Good for you. - Yeah, it was so good. 523 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:13,500 ♪♪♪♪♪ 524 00:19:13,533 --> 00:19:17,266 Hi. How are you? Oh, I love that dress. 525 00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,000 - Thank you. - So Sonja, actually. 526 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,166 Is it? 527 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,467 Nice to meet you. 528 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,367 This is exciting. 529 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,233 - Hello. - Well, hello. Hi. 530 00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:26,734 - How are you? - Mwah. 531 00:19:26,767 --> 00:19:28,600 - How have you been? - Good. 532 00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,643 - Yeah? Nice to see you. - Nice to see you. 533 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:30,743 - Hi, Sonja. - Remember Heather? 534 00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:31,700 - How are you? - Hi, Heather. 535 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:33,266 - Hi. - Hi. I'm Lulu. 536 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:34,443 - Michael. Nice to meet you, Lulu. How are you? 537 00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,300 - Heather. Nice to meet you. - Okay. Sure. 538 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,433 You wanna have a seat over here? 539 00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:39,734 Love it. 540 00:19:39,767 --> 00:19:42,300 So far, I've only had phone calls with Century 21, 541 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,000 but this last fashion show... 542 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:48,633 [ cheers and applause ] 543 00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,500 ...blew them away, 544 00:19:50,533 --> 00:19:53,333 and now they wanna sell my collection, of course. 545 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:55,767 So, um, I sent some pieces ahead, as you see. 546 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,543 - We just got those. - We love everything. 547 00:19:57,567 --> 00:19:58,433 We were just taking a look at them. 548 00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:00,700 The quality is incredible. 549 00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:04,533 This is a big moment for me. I kinda wanna pinch myself. 550 00:20:04,567 --> 00:20:08,433 Century 21's known for luxury for less, 551 00:20:08,467 --> 00:20:10,433 top designers discounted. 552 00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:12,734 That's my brand identification. 553 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:15,000 Like, the fashion show was really what... 554 00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:16,343 There was no more questions after that. 555 00:20:16,367 --> 00:20:19,300 - We had to get you in. - I felt that on the phone. 556 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,467 I just couldn't believe it. 557 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,266 When you guys called, I was so excited. 558 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,667 So we wanna do something special. 559 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:27,700 Downtown, our flagship, over 200,000 square feet store, 560 00:20:27,734 --> 00:20:31,467 we feel that we can carve out a front and center space 561 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:33,467 for Sonja By Sonja Morgan. 562 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,767 On top of that, we wanna also carry this 563 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,633 in the Herald Square store. 564 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:40,433 I'm trying to be so serious in this meeting, 565 00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:42,734 but inside, I'm dying. 566 00:20:42,767 --> 00:20:44,343 But I really need to crawl before I walk, 567 00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:47,066 and this basically is just walking, 568 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,633 getting into a retail space, 569 00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,633 but they struck some chords in me 570 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,100 that make me feel comfortable. 571 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,700 And I think the long-term thinking here 572 00:20:53,734 --> 00:20:55,567 is that obviously if this goes well, 573 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:56,976 um, for the clothing line, of course, 574 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,066 we wanna roll this out to all of our stores. 575 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,567 So we think that this is a huge opportunity for us. 576 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,109 - Mm-hmm. - I would hope for both of us, 577 00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:05,000 of course. - Of course, yeah. 578 00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:07,767 Now I can see the green! It's coming. 579 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,667 I need to stay calm. I don't wanna blow this sh... up. 580 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:15,467 So in... in terms of next steps, we're moving fast, 581 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,000 so I know that the buying team 582 00:21:17,033 --> 00:21:18,734 has been in touch with your team. 583 00:21:18,767 --> 00:21:21,266 - Mm-hmm. - We're going to, 584 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:24,367 in the next two weeks, I believe, be placing the order. 585 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,333 We're already working on getting that sent here. 586 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:28,100 All right, so it's very exciting. 587 00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:30,400 I'm ready to start the next chapter. 588 00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:31,400 Yeah. 589 00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:32,467 Coming up... 590 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,600 So I'm having 60 girlfriends. 591 00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:36,667 - Why don't you do it with her? - Hers is the 25th. 592 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:37,667 - It's my birthday. - Now it's yours. 593 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:38,767 It's my birthday. 594 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,476 It's my birthday and her birthday, too. 595 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,500 So I'll bring the cake for you. 596 00:21:47,233 --> 00:21:48,233 ♪♪♪♪♪ 597 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,033 Hello. 598 00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:54,700 So glad you're coming with me. 599 00:21:54,734 --> 00:21:56,700 I'm so glad, too. Sonja coming? 600 00:21:56,734 --> 00:21:58,109 [ car door closes ] Yeah. She's probably 601 00:21:58,133 --> 00:22:00,033 running a little late like she always does. 602 00:22:00,066 --> 00:22:02,600 ♪♪♪♪♪ 603 00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:04,000 Look at Sonja. 604 00:22:04,033 --> 00:22:05,467 Where do I get in? 605 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,166 This way. I'll sit in the middle. 606 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,166 Although I have the worst legs. 607 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,600 Sure, have me get in on the traffic side so I get killed. 608 00:22:11,633 --> 00:22:12,710 No, I could give you extra legroom, baby. 609 00:22:12,734 --> 00:22:14,500 Oh. Thank you. 610 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,676 So let me just put my seat belt on. Let me see. 611 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,166 We should all put our seat belts on. 612 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,100 [ cellphone buzzes ] - Hello, boat man. How are ya? 613 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:23,467 I refer to you as the boat man. [ laughs ] 614 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,433 I'm riding in a car with my two girlfriends. 615 00:22:25,467 --> 00:22:27,433 We're gonna go look at this warehouse. 616 00:22:27,467 --> 00:22:29,100 This gentleman named Larry Scott... 617 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,467 He does, um, great event planning. 618 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,500 I'm having a party... My own birthday party 619 00:22:33,533 --> 00:22:35,600 as I always do, but this time's gonna be different 620 00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:38,767 because I just wanna celebrate me with my girlfriends. 621 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,567 Okay, boat man. Bye. 622 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,533 - Who's that? - My boat man. [ sniffles ] 623 00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:48,633 - He's got a very deep and... - He has a very sexy voice. 624 00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,042 - Very sexy. - Yeah, he's very sexy. 625 00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:52,633 Where are we going, guys? What's the address? 626 00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:54,500 What's our address of the warehouse? 627 00:22:55,266 --> 00:22:56,467 Bethpage? 628 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,700 Bethpage? Oh, that's, like, Long Island, right? 629 00:22:58,734 --> 00:22:59,667 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 630 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,233 Oh, God. 631 00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:04,200 Sonja and I thought we were stopping by a warehouse... 632 00:23:04,233 --> 00:23:05,533 in Manhattan. 633 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,100 ♪♪♪♪♪ 634 00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:10,767 We didn't know that we were basically going to the Hamptons. 635 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,100 I would've packed contacts. 636 00:23:13,133 --> 00:23:16,233 ♪♪♪♪♪ 637 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:18,066 All right, girls, we're here. 638 00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:21,200 Let's see it. Let's see where the master does his work. 639 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,667 - I've got my glasses on now. - This is where it all begins. 640 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:27,633 The man! Did you get slimmer and taller on me? 641 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:28,976 No, I'm always slim and tall. How are you? 642 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,440 Wow. You're looking better than ever. 643 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,042 - Put my balls back. - We're eating the balls. 644 00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:34,367 What is all this? 645 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,676 We didn't put these out for you. This is always out. 646 00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:37,033 Oh, my God. Look at this. 647 00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:39,533 Larry Scott is the premiere party planner 648 00:23:39,567 --> 00:23:42,133 of all of New York City, all of Long Island, 649 00:23:42,166 --> 00:23:45,200 all of the Hamptons. I money, this man is major. 650 00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:48,433 I love my girlfriends, and last year, my girlfriend 651 00:23:48,467 --> 00:23:50,543 threw a party for me, but she basically did the list, 652 00:23:50,567 --> 00:23:51,743 so I definitely excluded some really good girlfriends, 653 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:53,600 like these are my two very good girlfriends. 654 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,133 I love them more than anything. I really do. I love them. 655 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,676 I'm gonna have such a fun birthday lunch. 656 00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:02,066 I wanted to add Sonja if there's space. No? Okay. 657 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,100 - No? - No. 658 00:24:03,133 --> 00:24:04,533 Okay, I'm not gonna ask, right. 659 00:24:04,567 --> 00:24:06,667 That's not bullsh... You know, I do love you, 660 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,176 and I messed up last year, so this year... 661 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,543 But she also disinvited me, but that's all right. 662 00:24:09,567 --> 00:24:11,500 So this year, I'm inviting all my girlfriends, 663 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,667 which is about 60. So we're having 60 girlfriends. 664 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,600 They're coming about 7:00 at night. 665 00:24:15,633 --> 00:24:16,953 At our age, we have 60 girlfriends 666 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,100 that we care about? - Yeah. 667 00:24:19,133 --> 00:24:21,543 I know Ramona is a great friend, and she has so many girlfriends, 668 00:24:21,567 --> 00:24:24,266 but if she says one more time she has 60 girlfriends, 669 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:26,200 I'm gonna vomit. - We love everybody we love. 670 00:24:26,233 --> 00:24:27,166 So I'm throwing it at Scarpetta. 671 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,266 - Yeah. - 'Cause it's one 672 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,233 of my favorite places... Scarpetta, 673 00:24:29,266 --> 00:24:30,734 the one on Madison. - Mm-hmm. 674 00:24:30,767 --> 00:24:32,676 And they have a beautiful room. This is why I need your magic. 675 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,667 - So what's your vision? - Okay, so I'm kind of thinking 676 00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,567 sophisticated jungle or tropical. 677 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,166 How about Thailand tropical? 678 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,033 Why don't you do with her? Hers is the 25th. 679 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:44,233 No, this is my own party. This is for me. 680 00:24:44,266 --> 00:24:47,100 It's my coming-out party. I'm single. I'm embracing it. 681 00:24:47,133 --> 00:24:49,467 You said it was for all your girlfriends, 682 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:50,609 and now it's yours. - It's my birthday. 683 00:24:50,633 --> 00:24:52,176 - Yeah, but it's hers... - And my birthday 684 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,543 and her birthday, too. - So I'll bring a cake for you. 685 00:24:53,567 --> 00:24:54,533 Why don't we just do all our birthdays together? 686 00:24:54,567 --> 00:24:55,767 - No, no, no. - Why not make it 687 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,734 a joint party with Sonja? Sonja is your friend... 688 00:24:58,767 --> 00:25:00,700 Your real friend, and quite frankly, 689 00:25:00,734 --> 00:25:02,100 Sonja needs it. 690 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:04,300 I'm giving you an opportunity to be kind. 691 00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,667 Show a kind gesture. 692 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,500 I have my own list, my own friends. I'm sorry. 693 00:25:08,533 --> 00:25:10,176 I love you. This is my special birthday party. 694 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,076 - Should I step out of this one? - You disinvited us last year. 695 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,633 - Sonja... - That's why you shouldn't 696 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,142 do it all together. - Sorry, this is about me. 697 00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:17,000 It's like, these last couple of years, 698 00:25:17,033 --> 00:25:20,767 Ramona wants the whole spotlight to herself. 699 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,142 How hard is it for Ramona to say, 700 00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:24,700 "Yes, I can share the party with Sonja"? 701 00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:26,600 This is me giving back to all my girlfriends 702 00:25:26,633 --> 00:25:28,700 that I've had for 30 years. 703 00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:30,676 Very important to me. It's costing me a lot of money, 704 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:33,133 and I don't care that I don't have a guy in my life 705 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:35,100 to pay for it. I'm not married. 706 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,200 I'm making a statement. 707 00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:39,166 No, he's gonna do... Give me a good price. 708 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,333 You know, I would like a lot of things that Ramona does. 709 00:25:42,367 --> 00:25:44,333 It's the "Let's Make a Deal." 710 00:25:44,367 --> 00:25:46,567 I don't do "Let's Make a Deal" in my life. 711 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,166 I give a credit card. 712 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,367 Here. So this was at Cipriani's, like more... 713 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,200 - Yeah, see, that look. - Yeah, this was for, uh... 714 00:25:53,233 --> 00:25:54,543 That's why I call it my coming out party, yes. 715 00:25:54,567 --> 00:25:56,176 - Well, the party you did was... - Coming out single. 716 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,609 Well, at the coming out party, next, before you know it, 717 00:25:57,633 --> 00:26:00,367 we'll be celebrating "I got my first period" party. 718 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,600 [ laughter ] 719 00:26:01,633 --> 00:26:03,000 You know what I think? 720 00:26:03,033 --> 00:26:05,166 They don't have as many girlfriends as I do. 721 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,333 They can't gather up a list like this in two seconds. 722 00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:09,266 So maybe it's a little, um, resentment, 723 00:26:09,300 --> 00:26:10,533 and they're a little jealous. 724 00:26:10,567 --> 00:26:14,767 That's all I can... chalk it up to. 725 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,633 Go with me. Table. 726 00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:19,066 Dark red tablecloth, 727 00:26:19,100 --> 00:26:22,000 maybe a woman covered in sushi like in "Sex and the City." 728 00:26:22,033 --> 00:26:25,000 No, they wouldn't eat... Well, then, ew, ew, ew! 729 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:27,166 - I wanna vomit. [ laughs ] - Me, too. 730 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,667 What about Venice ball theme? 731 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:30,066 I don't like any of those ideas. 732 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,066 So basically this is... This is my idea. 733 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:34,600 A party where there's no formal seating. 734 00:26:34,633 --> 00:26:36,567 I've done lunches before where it was 50 women, 735 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,976 30 women, and it's, like, 2 long tables. I don't wanna do that. 736 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,743 Basically, I want women to just kind of be able to sit 737 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,367 wherever they wanna sit and eat, mingle, 738 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,443 'cause they all love to talk, 'cause I don't like doing... 739 00:26:43,467 --> 00:26:45,667 Sometimes they get a little clique-y, 740 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,376 so we have to take the attention all off them 741 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,066 and make sure that the attention's on you. 742 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:53,266 So if this is the whole room, I think we create this 743 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,100 as the center. This is the radius of the room, 744 00:26:55,133 --> 00:26:58,133 and this is where Ramona holds court... right in the center. 745 00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,667 She's the chandelier. 746 00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:01,266 It's always the Ramona show. 747 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,567 For God's sakes, I barely 748 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,066 celebrate Jesus Christ himself that much. 749 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:06,176 And menu-wise, I'm gonna do, 750 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,633 like, some maybe great giant shrimp. 751 00:27:08,667 --> 00:27:13,200 I feel like I've been kidnapped. 752 00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:15,367 Crudités and cheeses and great breadsticks. 753 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,333 Like, what are we doing here? How did this happen? 754 00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,266 And we're stuck in some warehouse 755 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,033 5 billion miles away from our house 756 00:27:22,066 --> 00:27:23,433 on a Wednesday afternoon, 757 00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:28,033 being ignored, overdosing on sugar. 758 00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:29,276 All right, sorry about the little hecticness. 759 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:31,033 - Oh, don't worry about it. - You know? 760 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:32,176 - It's all that sugar. - It's all good. 761 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,100 - Take that stuff. - It's all that sugar. 762 00:27:33,133 --> 00:27:34,309 No more sugar for these girls. 763 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:35,443 Wait. Did you want... do a video or something? 764 00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:38,033 Dorinda, come here. Do a picture quick. 765 00:27:38,066 --> 00:27:40,600 Sonja, I need you for a minute. 766 00:27:40,633 --> 00:27:43,100 It's a little something for our little social media. 767 00:27:43,133 --> 00:27:44,700 And now we have to do a promo piece 768 00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:47,233 for Larry Scott's business. 769 00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,676 - Here, eat this. Eat this. - Here. This is the room. 770 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:52,667 Tommy, wrong side. You gotta go from that side. 771 00:27:52,700 --> 00:27:56,767 If I were gonna take up someone's full day 772 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,242 and them have them do a promo piece, 773 00:27:58,266 --> 00:28:00,700 I swear I'd make that clear. 774 00:28:00,734 --> 00:28:02,309 Save the bullsh... For your Hamptons friends 775 00:28:02,333 --> 00:28:06,066 and all that fancy group. You got the wrong audience here. 776 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,467 Let's go. Let's go back. 777 00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,767 Bye, Lar! 778 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,100 ♪♪♪♪♪ 779 00:28:11,133 --> 00:28:13,066 Coming up... 780 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:14,633 - Ron, you're early. - Yes. 781 00:28:14,667 --> 00:28:16,333 We feel like... It's... 782 00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:17,734 Did you double-book again? 783 00:28:17,767 --> 00:28:19,633 - You double-booked us? - Triple... 784 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,300 ♪♪♪♪♪ 785 00:28:27,033 --> 00:28:30,266 I can't wait to see your game on Monday. 786 00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:32,200 I don't even think I'm gonna play. 787 00:28:32,233 --> 00:28:34,066 It's the playoffs. You're in it, definitely. 788 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:40,333 ♪♪♪♪♪ 789 00:28:40,367 --> 00:28:42,100 [ knock on door ] 790 00:28:42,133 --> 00:28:45,533 - Hi! - Hi. 791 00:28:45,567 --> 00:28:47,500 Hi. Mwah. Hi. 792 00:28:47,533 --> 00:28:49,000 - How are you? - Good. 793 00:28:49,033 --> 00:28:50,400 I'm juicing. Look. 794 00:28:50,433 --> 00:28:51,433 Oh, boy. 795 00:28:51,467 --> 00:28:53,100 Did you get a new one? 796 00:28:53,133 --> 00:28:56,433 No, this is ours. This is the one I've had, yeah. 797 00:28:56,467 --> 00:28:57,700 No, I always use the... 798 00:28:57,734 --> 00:29:00,300 I'm, like, testing out recipes. 799 00:29:00,333 --> 00:29:02,000 That's so loud. 800 00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:05,200 [ whirring loudly ] 801 00:29:05,233 --> 00:29:06,266 That's for Kier. 802 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:09,233 [ whirring continues ] 803 00:29:09,266 --> 00:29:11,567 - It looks gross. - Now I'm putting in the kale. 804 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,033 - It's not gross. - What is that? 805 00:29:13,066 --> 00:29:16,033 - That's all the... - That looks gross. 806 00:29:16,066 --> 00:29:19,500 Being the mom of a teenager, you are reminded every day... 807 00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:21,300 Ugh. 808 00:29:21,333 --> 00:29:23,767 ...that you're not cool. That's basically what it's like. 809 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,166 All right. 810 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,533 Bottoms up. 811 00:29:27,567 --> 00:29:30,200 ♪♪♪♪♪ 812 00:29:30,233 --> 00:29:31,276 - [ laughs ] - It's really healthy. 813 00:29:31,300 --> 00:29:34,233 Oh, really? I've never had one. 814 00:29:34,266 --> 00:29:35,309 You've never had a green juice, Rob? 815 00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,543 No, ever. This is my first time. 816 00:29:36,567 --> 00:29:39,300 - No, are you serious right now? - Swear to God. 817 00:29:39,333 --> 00:29:42,333 You've even had green juice when you were a kid. 818 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,233 Not bad. 819 00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:47,309 - It's pretty good, isn't it? - Mm-hmm. 820 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:49,133 Yeah. 821 00:29:49,166 --> 00:29:52,300 It's kind of hard for a lot of people to understand 822 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,333 me and Rob's relationship, but we're just like 823 00:29:54,367 --> 00:29:56,600 a married couple, an amazing one at that, 824 00:29:56,633 --> 00:29:58,433 except we don't live at the same address, 825 00:29:58,467 --> 00:30:00,100 and we don't [bleep]. 826 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:02,233 - Do you like my tree? - What happened to it? 827 00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:05,200 It's, um, like a statement piece. 828 00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:07,242 - Time for a new one, I think. - No, I know. I'm just kidding. 829 00:30:07,266 --> 00:30:09,300 Actually, can you help me throw it out right now? 830 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:10,409 Actually, take this whole plant. I don't want this. 831 00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:11,913 You've never had to take care of this. 832 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,076 - I don't... it's just... - Take what whole thing? 833 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:14,343 - That big pot? - I don't want it. 834 00:30:14,367 --> 00:30:15,567 - Yeah, you paid... - What? 835 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,109 - What is that? - You're such a waster. 836 00:30:17,133 --> 00:30:20,133 You just throw it... Would you throw it in the, um... 837 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,066 - Yeah. - You're a waster, Mom. 838 00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:23,343 - I'm not a waster. - I mean, you should just put 839 00:30:23,367 --> 00:30:25,100 a new plant there. 840 00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:28,200 It's great to have Rob around, obviously, to co-parent, 841 00:30:28,233 --> 00:30:31,100 but to also do the man things that I don't wanna do... 842 00:30:31,133 --> 00:30:34,100 except the one man thing, which he doesn't do, 843 00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:36,100 and I have batteries for that. 844 00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:38,166 Do you really want me to take this plant or no? 845 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,233 - Yes. - Really? 846 00:30:40,266 --> 00:30:41,476 Can you literally take it? Thank you. 847 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,142 - I'm not taking that big pot. - All right, bye. 848 00:30:43,166 --> 00:30:44,367 - Bye. - Bye. 849 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,367 All right. 850 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,300 [ laughs ] 851 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,533 - That's not funny. - Ooh! My baby. 852 00:30:49,567 --> 00:30:51,109 - Wait. Mom, Mom. - [ squeals and kisses ] 853 00:30:51,133 --> 00:30:52,266 Mom. 854 00:30:52,300 --> 00:31:00,300 ♪♪♪♪♪ 855 00:31:01,433 --> 00:31:03,567 Hello. How are you? 856 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,142 - You look so beautiful. - How are you? You, too. 857 00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:07,076 Wait. Are you thinner than me? It's a competition here. 858 00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,276 - Uh... - Like, I just take the boobs... 859 00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,533 You know, you're looking good. 860 00:31:09,567 --> 00:31:11,533 Well, I'm wearing more tight... My goal is just... 861 00:31:11,567 --> 00:31:14,567 - How do I look? - Well, you look great. 862 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,667 So I would like to have in your large glass, 863 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:20,133 Tito's Vodka, ice, and Pellegrino right to the top, 864 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:22,333 or club soda, and a straw and a lime wedge on the side. 865 00:31:22,367 --> 00:31:24,600 - [ singsongy ] Thank you. - You're welcome. 866 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,100 - Hi. - Hey, gorge, how are ya? 867 00:31:28,133 --> 00:31:29,376 - Hi. Mwah. How are you? - I love this hair on you. 868 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,266 So... I just wanna say I want you to be happy. 869 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:33,476 - That's all I wanna say. - Yeah. 870 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,066 Whatever you wanna do, just be happy. 871 00:31:35,100 --> 00:31:36,567 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. 872 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,343 I felt really badly, the way I ignored Tinsley, 873 00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:41,266 listening to Dorinda when we were at the restaurant. 874 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:44,066 So, girls, are you, like, registering this? 875 00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:46,109 - I'm having a great time. - I'm right... I'm ignoring it. 876 00:31:46,133 --> 00:31:47,609 So I said to her, "Listen, why don't you meet me 877 00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:49,200 "for drinks at TBar? 878 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:52,233 Let's make a toast to you being back with Scott," 879 00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:54,266 because I am genuinely happy for her. 880 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:56,433 Look, a lot's happened really fast, 881 00:31:56,467 --> 00:31:59,233 and obviously, I have loved Scott... 882 00:31:59,266 --> 00:32:00,533 - I know. - ...for a long time. 883 00:32:00,567 --> 00:32:01,643 And I've been down this road before. 884 00:32:01,667 --> 00:32:03,600 - Right. - And I just know 885 00:32:03,633 --> 00:32:04,710 - Boo! - ...this is where... 886 00:32:04,734 --> 00:32:06,400 Aah! [ laughter ] 887 00:32:06,433 --> 00:32:09,266 - This is how... - I couldn't help myself. 888 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,433 - Hi. - Hey. 889 00:32:10,467 --> 00:32:11,567 - Mmm. - How are you? 890 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,300 - Good. - Hey, girls. 891 00:32:13,333 --> 00:32:14,667 Oh, this is fun. 892 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,100 It means a lot to me that Luann and Ramona 893 00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:18,433 both reached out to me about 894 00:32:18,467 --> 00:32:20,467 the whole mean girls episode in Añejo. 895 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,333 You know, if they wanna hear about Scott 896 00:32:22,367 --> 00:32:24,176 and talk about the happiness I'm feeling right now 897 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,500 in my relationship, 898 00:32:25,533 --> 00:32:28,200 I am more than willing to share it and talk about it. 899 00:32:28,233 --> 00:32:30,233 Of course. Bring him in to... 900 00:32:31,567 --> 00:32:33,667 Ron, you're early. 901 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,433 - We said, like... - Yes. 902 00:32:35,467 --> 00:32:37,333 - Did you double-book again? - [ laughs ] 903 00:32:37,367 --> 00:32:39,333 - You double-booked us? - Triple... 904 00:32:39,367 --> 00:32:41,300 This is typical Ramona. I mean, look, 905 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,433 at least she cares, like, this much. 906 00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:45,133 I mean, I can say that that's better 907 00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:46,533 than a lot of the other girls. 908 00:32:46,567 --> 00:32:48,600 - How are you? - I'm good. [ kisses ] 909 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,743 We used to party at Beautique together. 910 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:51,266 - You don't remember. - Oh, my gosh. 911 00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:53,100 - I do remember your face. - Yes. 912 00:32:53,133 --> 00:32:54,476 - How could I forget you? - I've met you, too, 913 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,567 - I think with Harry Dubin. - No. 914 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,710 - Who? - We had dinner at Bilbo 915 00:32:57,734 --> 00:32:59,266 together, yes, when Harry was with us. 916 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,667 We met at the Regency of all places. 917 00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:04,166 - Oh, God, not the Regency. - We're just catching up. 918 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,333 Yeah. 919 00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:07,633 Your mother must be over the moon. 920 00:33:07,667 --> 00:33:10,367 You know what? She's so happy about me and Scott 921 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,700 being, like, together, but she's a little, like, 922 00:33:13,734 --> 00:33:15,734 this happened so fast, that she's, like... 923 00:33:15,767 --> 00:33:16,633 - Right. - "Wait. You're leaving me 924 00:33:16,667 --> 00:33:18,367 New York, like, right now?" 925 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,367 You're coming for Halloween, right? 926 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,533 What do you mean? 927 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:24,467 Why would you not come for Halloween? 928 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:26,767 I think I'm gonna be having Halloween in Chicago. 929 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,533 I mean, I'm really, like, moving tomorrow. 930 00:33:29,567 --> 00:33:32,166 - Oh, you are? - What do you mean? 931 00:33:33,266 --> 00:33:36,266 I feel like Tinsley's moving really fast with Scott, 932 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:37,400 and I'm happy for her, 933 00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:38,743 but I wished she'd stay a couple of days. 934 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:41,233 This Halloween party that I'm planning 935 00:33:41,266 --> 00:33:43,333 is gonna be over the top, 936 00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:46,533 and I thought we could, like, celebrate her going off. 937 00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:47,710 It's exciting. Like, it's also just really fun 938 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,500 that he's, like, talking about, you know, 939 00:33:50,533 --> 00:33:52,433 building out my closet and, like, all these... 940 00:33:52,467 --> 00:33:54,400 He's cleaning out a closet for you? 941 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,209 No, he's building out, like, taking a room over. 942 00:33:56,233 --> 00:33:57,743 - That's huge. That's big. - Like, building out 943 00:33:57,767 --> 00:33:59,400 a closet for me. - That is commitment. 944 00:33:59,433 --> 00:34:01,343 Another room's being... The other bathroom's being 945 00:34:01,367 --> 00:34:02,576 taken over for a glam room, like a place to, like, 946 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,700 get my hair washed and do the whole thing. 947 00:34:04,734 --> 00:34:06,042 - I'm telling you. - I'd rather have that 948 00:34:06,066 --> 00:34:07,543 than an engagement ring. - This is... I know! 949 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:09,176 - That's more of a commitment. - This is what I'm saying. 950 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:10,443 When a guy's willing to give a room for a closet... 951 00:34:10,467 --> 00:34:11,609 - Yes. - ...and a bathroom for glam? 952 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,667 - Yes. - All right, girl. 953 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:14,066 - See? Thank you. - This is good. 954 00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,609 - Cheers to that. - That's good. That's good. 955 00:34:15,633 --> 00:34:17,433 I'm telling you. So good. 956 00:34:17,467 --> 00:34:19,467 When a man builds you a closet, that says a lot. 957 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,433 Listen, I have a girlfriend. 958 00:34:21,467 --> 00:34:23,600 She's been dating this guy for seven years. 959 00:34:23,633 --> 00:34:25,533 There's still no closet for her, okay? 960 00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:28,633 There is bigger hope than I thought now for this working. 961 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,367 So, Tinsley, I'm so happy that 962 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:33,266 we got this little quiet time with you. 963 00:34:33,300 --> 00:34:35,567 I only want the best for you. I really do. 964 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,166 - Thank you. I know you do. - I couldn't be happier for you 965 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,576 that you're following your gut and your instinct. 966 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,333 - Yeah. - We want all the best for you. 967 00:34:41,367 --> 00:34:43,433 - Thank you. - 'Cause we love you. 968 00:34:43,467 --> 00:34:45,276 And we'll miss you so much. I want you to know that. 969 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,700 Thank you, and I'll miss you, too. 970 00:34:46,734 --> 00:34:49,433 But we're always here for you. You could always come back. 971 00:34:49,467 --> 00:34:50,576 And you guys can come to Chicago. 972 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,400 It could be next week, the week after, 973 00:34:52,433 --> 00:34:53,509 whatever you want, baby. Mmm, we're here for you, always. 974 00:34:53,533 --> 00:34:55,700 - Yeah. - And we wanna see that ring. 975 00:34:55,734 --> 00:34:57,200 - Okay? - Yeah, okay. 976 00:34:57,233 --> 00:34:58,710 - Let's toast... - We wanna sing that ring. 977 00:34:58,734 --> 00:35:00,343 - Let's toast to your happiness. - Thank you. 978 00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:02,242 May all your wishes and rainbows come true, baby. 979 00:35:02,266 --> 00:35:03,467 - Yeah. - [ laughs ] Thank you. 980 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:06,433 - Cheers. - Well, yeah. Thank you. 981 00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:07,433 [ horn honks ] 982 00:35:07,467 --> 00:35:09,367 Coming up... 983 00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:10,700 Oh, my God! Dale! 984 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:13,233 - My favorite girl in the world. - Hi. 985 00:35:13,266 --> 00:35:15,000 - [ laughs ] - Ohh! 986 00:35:15,033 --> 00:35:16,300 Look out! 987 00:35:22,066 --> 00:35:24,600 ♪♪♪♪♪ 988 00:35:29,700 --> 00:35:32,734 - What should I pack first? - Mom, when you first... 989 00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,433 I'm not sure what's going where. 990 00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:35,700 I know, I know. Just hold on. 991 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:37,343 Some things are going in storage in Palm Beach, 992 00:35:37,367 --> 00:35:39,100 some things are going into Newport storage. 993 00:35:39,133 --> 00:35:41,600 - Right. - And then things to Chicago. 994 00:35:41,633 --> 00:35:43,066 Of course. 995 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:45,000 [ rattle, clink ] 996 00:35:45,033 --> 00:35:46,767 Oh, look at that little baby cup. 997 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,367 - Wait, what? - I remember when you... 998 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,409 [ voice breaking ] took a little... 999 00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:51,633 [ clink ] 1000 00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:53,400 Why are you crying? 1001 00:35:53,433 --> 00:35:54,576 [ crying ] I don't know. It's just sad to me, 1002 00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:57,500 'cause you've always been on the East Coast, 1003 00:35:57,533 --> 00:35:59,700 and now you're... 1004 00:35:59,734 --> 00:36:01,633 you're going somewhere else. 1005 00:36:01,667 --> 00:36:02,743 But, Mommy, it's happy, and it's really good. 1006 00:36:02,767 --> 00:36:04,400 I know it's happy. 1007 00:36:04,433 --> 00:36:06,133 And I love Chicago, and I love Scott, 1008 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,433 and I'm excited. - I know. 1009 00:36:07,467 --> 00:36:09,700 Everything is changing. It's all changing. 1010 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:11,367 It's good, Mom. 1011 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,300 With Scott, so much has happened so fast. 1012 00:36:14,333 --> 00:36:16,000 - Hey. - [ laughs ] Hi. Tinsley. 1013 00:36:16,033 --> 00:36:17,000 Hi. I'm Scott. Nice to see you. How are you? Good to see you. 1014 00:36:17,033 --> 00:36:19,300 - Nice to meet you. - [ laughs ] 1015 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,066 - Oh, my God! [ laughs ] - Oh! 1016 00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:23,633 [ screams ] 1017 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:27,633 I should Insta this, and then I'll freak Scott out. 1018 00:36:27,667 --> 00:36:30,333 - Scott and I broke up. Hi. - Oh, really? 1019 00:36:30,367 --> 00:36:31,400 [ crying ] I'm miserable! 1020 00:36:31,433 --> 00:36:33,533 I'm literally... ing miserable! 1021 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,066 Don't curse. 1022 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,533 Going back out with Scott is a huge move in your life. 1023 00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,066 Why are you crying? 1024 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:42,333 Because I don't think it's going to end up... well. 1025 00:36:42,367 --> 00:36:44,567 But I know that if I don't take this moment right now, 1026 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,233 I'll regret it for the rest of my life, 1027 00:36:46,266 --> 00:36:51,400 and I have to listen to myself and what I want and nobody else. 1028 00:36:51,433 --> 00:36:53,433 [ knock on door ] 1029 00:36:53,467 --> 00:36:55,066 Hi! 1030 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:56,700 - Hi, honey. - Hey. 1031 00:36:56,734 --> 00:36:59,133 I'm so happy to see you. I'm so glad. 1032 00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:02,000 - I know. Hi. How are you? - I'll miss you. 1033 00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:05,033 - Oh, my God. - Isn't it cute? Hi! 1034 00:37:05,066 --> 00:37:07,076 Uh, things are, like, a little bit moved and things. 1035 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,767 - Yeah. - But, yeah, no, I just... 1036 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,100 - Hi, Dale. How are you? - Hi, girl, how you doing? 1037 00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:14,100 So nice to see you. You look beautiful. 1038 00:37:14,133 --> 00:37:15,467 You wanna come sit? 1039 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:18,066 Oh, my God, look at you in this picture 1040 00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:20,700 with your bangs. - Oh, my God. Oh. [ laughs ] 1041 00:37:20,734 --> 00:37:22,000 That's so sweet. 1042 00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:23,767 That was, like, my look forever. 1043 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,567 - Do you want some? - Yeah. 1044 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,400 But I can't open it. I'm such a weirdo. 1045 00:37:28,433 --> 00:37:30,009 - Let the pro do it. - I get scared to open it. 1046 00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:31,033 [ pop ] 1047 00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:33,066 - Whoo! - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 1048 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:35,467 - Fairy tales! [ laughter ] 1049 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,433 Champagne! 1050 00:37:37,467 --> 00:37:39,133 As sad as I am that Tinsley's leaving, 1051 00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,066 I'm just so happy for her. 1052 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:42,667 I used to think she was crazy 1053 00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:45,166 for wanting to be the fairy tale, not the legend, 1054 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:49,100 and now I feel like I would love to have even just 10% 1055 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:52,767 of Tinsley's optimism and just believe in love. 1056 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,467 - It's really sweet. - Hi, guys. 1057 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:58,100 - Hi! - Hey! 1058 00:37:58,133 --> 00:37:59,376 You're just in time for the champagne. 1059 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,100 - Oh, my God! Dale! - My girl! 1060 00:38:02,133 --> 00:38:04,000 I scooped up everything off the floor 1061 00:38:04,033 --> 00:38:06,066 for my girl Leah and her daughter. 1062 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:07,609 - This is my favorite girl. - Thank you. 1063 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:09,609 - My favorite girl in the world. - What? What is this? 1064 00:38:09,633 --> 00:38:11,133 She... She brought me stuff. 1065 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,767 - Look out! - Oh! Oh! 1066 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,166 - What happened? - Not at all. 1067 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,200 Don't wreck the place before I leave. 1068 00:38:18,233 --> 00:38:20,667 At this point, I'm putting all my doubts in the past. 1069 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:23,533 This girl is packed and going. She is so happy, 1070 00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:25,200 and I only want the best for her. 1071 00:38:25,233 --> 00:38:29,166 Get ready, Chi-Town, because you've got the Tins on her way. 1072 00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:31,233 Your hair looks so cute. I love this girl. 1073 00:38:31,266 --> 00:38:34,567 - She's been so good to my girl. - Aw. 1074 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,166 And you guys are good to me. 1075 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,509 No, she took my girl in when I... 1076 00:38:37,533 --> 00:38:39,076 - Oh, God. - She was coming to New York. 1077 00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:42,200 No, it makes me sad. She was coming to New York, 1078 00:38:42,233 --> 00:38:43,609 and I didn't want her to be here by herself, 1079 00:38:43,633 --> 00:38:47,000 and Sonja said, "Come stay with me," 1080 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,242 and I thank you and you know I always... 1081 00:38:48,266 --> 00:38:50,066 But it's all worked out. 1082 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:53,100 Thank you so much. I'm so excited. 1083 00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:54,467 They're the best friends. 1084 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:56,133 I don't really know how to date. 1085 00:38:56,166 --> 00:39:00,433 So I'm gonna put on your list "overnight tycoon hedge fund." 1086 00:39:00,467 --> 00:39:01,787 - Good luck. - Perfect. [ laughs ] 1087 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,667 I'm very thankful. You're a very generous and kind girl. 1088 00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:06,667 - I love you girls. - And you know I love ya. 1089 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:09,000 - You know you're family. - I know. 1090 00:39:09,033 --> 00:39:10,476 And all I wanted for Tinsley was to be safe... 1091 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,166 - I know. You always said that. - ...and to get her own dog. 1092 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,533 - That's right. - But she got two. 1093 00:39:14,567 --> 00:39:16,500 [ laughter ] To develop her brand again, 1094 00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:18,533 and she's back in fashion shows. - Yes. 1095 00:39:18,567 --> 00:39:22,266 - And she's doing her charities. - Throw a man into the mix. 1096 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:23,476 - Exactly. - And she's really happy. 1097 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:24,700 - [ laughs ] - Yeah, I know. 1098 00:39:24,734 --> 00:39:27,500 I, of course, am gonna miss, you know, 1099 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:30,533 my new friendship with Leah and Sonja's crazy antics with me. 1100 00:39:30,567 --> 00:39:34,500 Sonja's always felt, in a way, like an older sister, 1101 00:39:34,533 --> 00:39:36,567 even sometimes my mom, and it's just nice 1102 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,600 to, like, have a pat on the back, you know? 1103 00:39:39,633 --> 00:39:41,166 All right, guys, I gotta get going. 1104 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,309 - Okay. - But I wanna do a toast. 1105 00:39:42,333 --> 00:39:45,233 - Aw. - To Tinsley, 1106 00:39:45,266 --> 00:39:47,734 to love, to fairy tales coming true. 1107 00:39:47,767 --> 00:39:50,233 - And to me and Dale. - And... And to my girl. 1108 00:39:50,266 --> 00:39:51,576 Oh, that's right. Scott's coming, too. 1109 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,233 [ laughter ] 1110 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:56,166 What's important is Strawberry and Shortcake, you and Scott. 1111 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,033 And Mommy. 1112 00:39:58,066 --> 00:39:59,734 - No. - And the embryos. 1113 00:39:59,767 --> 00:40:02,600 What is the expiration date on these eggs? Nothing, right? 1114 00:40:02,633 --> 00:40:03,913 They're good. They're good to go. 1115 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,200 Oh, my God. 1116 00:40:06,233 --> 00:40:09,567 ♪♪♪♪♪ 1117 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:10,533 Girlies... 1118 00:40:10,567 --> 00:40:13,734 You ready? 1119 00:40:13,767 --> 00:40:15,300 Here we go. 1120 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:19,600 I have changed so much since coming back to New York 1121 00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:21,600 and moving into Sonja's town house. 1122 00:40:21,633 --> 00:40:23,100 Let's go, girls. 1123 00:40:23,133 --> 00:40:26,533 I mean, I had thought that coming back to New York 1124 00:40:26,567 --> 00:40:28,609 was immediately going to trigger me back to the old Tinsley 1125 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:30,500 that lived in New York. 1126 00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:33,266 Come on, girlies. Come here. We're going to Chicago. 1127 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,609 It's taken me a little bit of time, 1128 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:37,567 but I finally feel like myself again. 1129 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,100 I feel confident again. 1130 00:40:39,133 --> 00:40:43,200 Welcome to the Big Apple Circus. [ cheers and applause ] 1131 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:45,767 Go, Tinsley, go, Tinsley! 1132 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,066 Oh, my God! 1133 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:50,166 Yeah, Tinsley! 1134 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,300 [ cheers and applause ] 1135 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:54,066 Strut it, baby! Strut it! 1136 00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,309 I don't think any of it would have happened 1137 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,266 without all the little bumps along the way. 1138 00:40:57,300 --> 00:41:02,200 It's good. You'll be the Chicago babies. So good. 1139 00:41:02,233 --> 00:41:04,233 Thank you, mugshot, thank you, Sonja, 1140 00:41:04,266 --> 00:41:05,767 thank you, townhouse, 1141 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,543 thank you everybody else I met along the way, 1142 00:41:07,567 --> 00:41:10,100 and, you know, it's just... It's been a great ride, 1143 00:41:10,133 --> 00:41:12,233 and I'm just so happy for where I am right now, 1144 00:41:12,266 --> 00:41:14,633 and so excited for my future. 1145 00:41:31,266 --> 00:41:32,633 Still to come this season 1146 00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:34,242 on "The Real Housewives of New York City"... 1147 00:41:34,266 --> 00:41:36,233 Shots fired! 1148 00:41:36,266 --> 00:41:37,633 How do you even do this? 1149 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:40,633 - You have to wear this tonight. - Oh, my God! 1150 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:42,567 Now what do I do? Switch toilet paper. 1151 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,233 Aah! [ laughs ] 1152 00:41:44,266 --> 00:41:45,200 Is that alive? 1153 00:41:45,233 --> 00:41:47,700 Look at this. Luann. 1154 00:41:47,734 --> 00:41:51,100 Oh, my God, there's a baby turd. There's a baby turd. 1155 00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:52,633 Whoo! 1156 00:41:52,667 --> 00:41:54,367 Her vagina smiled at me. 1157 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,667 ♪♪♪♪♪ 1158 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,300 How gorgeous. Oh, my God. 1159 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:01,000 [ yelling ] 1160 00:42:01,033 --> 00:42:02,667 Oh, my God, look at Dorinda go. 1161 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:06,266 Who can believe that Luann has the courage to get back on up? 1162 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,266 I have a camel toe right now. 1163 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,367 [ all cheering ] 1164 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,333 Take a deep breath. 1165 00:42:11,367 --> 00:42:13,200 - Aah! - Oh, sh...! 1166 00:42:13,233 --> 00:42:15,200 It's a huge needle. 1167 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,009 Do you think it's nice when you have a good girlfriend, 1168 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:19,734 they say right away, "Are you drunk?" 1169 00:42:19,767 --> 00:42:21,343 Guess what? If you're gonna start this drama... 1170 00:42:21,367 --> 00:42:22,667 But we're still planning to go. 1171 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:23,600 I don't need you in my show. 1172 00:42:23,633 --> 00:42:25,333 She's an unaccountable bitch. 1173 00:42:25,367 --> 00:42:27,367 Dorinda, you know everything, don't you? 1174 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,367 Really? Be gracious. 1175 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,200 - It's not reasonable. - Anger management. 1176 00:42:31,233 --> 00:42:33,633 Take a look in the mirror, Please look in the mirror. 1177 00:42:33,667 --> 00:42:36,133 - I'm sorry. - Why did she do this? 1178 00:42:36,166 --> 00:42:37,443 "My 60 friends... They were there for me." 1179 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:39,600 They'll never be there for you. We will! 1180 00:42:39,633 --> 00:42:40,710 - That's true. - Well, that's why I... 1181 00:42:40,734 --> 00:42:42,367 So shut the [bleep] up about them! 1182 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,300 - You hurt me. - You're talking about my vagina 1183 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:46,233 to half the Upper East Side. 1184 00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:48,433 I don't talk about it. You're talking about it. 1185 00:42:48,467 --> 00:42:50,166 You're being hard on that girl. 1186 00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,567 No. 1187 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,367 I cheapen the group of friends? Bitch, I elevate the sh... 1188 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,266 Whoo! 1189 00:42:56,300 --> 00:42:57,600 Stop, stop. 1190 00:42:57,633 --> 00:43:00,767 - Cameras down. We're done. - You're being psychotic! 1191 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,333 We're done. 1192 00:43:02,367 --> 00:43:05,767 Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk) www.opensubtitles.org 90371